NCIS ridiculous hacking scene: one keyboard, two typists HD

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  • @francis9131
    @francis9131 3 роки тому +672

    Did he just unplug the monitor lmfao

    • @MartynHutchby
      @MartynHutchby 3 роки тому +16

      yup

    • @attila2246
      @attila2246 2 роки тому +31

      Wtf dude, why did you unplug the monitor? Now we can't update the WAF

    • @TheAn0nym0u5
      @TheAn0nym0u5 2 роки тому +31

      What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over

    • @pippen1001
      @pippen1001 2 роки тому +11

      Hey, he didnt wanna see the hackers anymore.

    • @hotchiemotchie
      @hotchiemotchie Рік тому

      Several seasons later he shoots monitors to stop some bad thing from happening. it's all part of his Luddite shtick, like using the same flip phone forever.

  • @thedashboard9562
    @thedashboard9562 2 роки тому +320

    Computer words! Tech things! Typing! Excitement!

    • @gothnate
      @gothnate Рік тому +6

      The Dashboard would be GREAT at CinemaSins!

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 Рік тому +6

      Windows flashing on the screen!

    • @sharpnova2
      @sharpnova2 Рік тому +2

      four handed typing no less.

    • @stevenmerrell5565
      @stevenmerrell5565 7 місяців тому +2

      beeping noises!

  • @brettbri5694
    @brettbri5694 10 місяців тому +62

    This is one of the greatest scenes of Television Comedy of all time.

  • @sjrjridjfnendnf
    @sjrjridjfnendnf 2 роки тому +75

    I really thought that other guy was going to join in typing 😂

    • @evm6177
      @evm6177 2 роки тому +5

      I KNOW RIGHT..?! 🤷‍♀️ kinda disappointed that didn't happen, it would have been perfect. 🍷😆

  • @timb6558
    @timb6558 3 роки тому +149

    I think this is the "infinite monkeys with typewriters" scenario, but for hacking.

    • @Jurgan6
      @Jurgan6 Рік тому +3

      Activate the infinite improbability drive and channel us into the universe where they hit the exact right sequence of keys by chance.

    • @jackgrant9301
      @jackgrant9301 Рік тому +1

      If you had an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, one would eventually type "bananas"

  • @Singertime637
    @Singertime637 Рік тому +101

    I fell for a scam were i clicked an email and my character in game started throwing all my items off. Instantly unplugged power to my pc and it did some great damage control. Thanks NCIS!

    • @mikemesser4326
      @mikemesser4326 Рік тому +5

      Something like that happened to me about 20 years ago. I have really bad hand - my fingers - arthritis and neuropathy. I saw an email that I was certain had a virus in it. So I went to just delete it. Instead of a single click I accidentally double clicked and opened it. I suddenly had spam porn sites opening up ... and spreading to my intranet. I just powered down. I had to get some upgraded software to scan and remove the virus, but the losses weren't too bad. Still pretty annoying.

    • @Weelki
      @Weelki Рік тому +2

      @Mike Messer thank you NCIS?

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y 2 роки тому +80

    I’ve never seen code like this!

  • @Narnald_Ewman
    @Narnald_Ewman 2 роки тому +181

    I want more hands on the keyboard.

    • @eaman11
      @eaman11 2 роки тому +12

      aye, it's a shame the other guy didn't help, all it takes was just a little more typing power.

    • @Jurgan6
      @Jurgan6 2 роки тому +4

      @@eaman11 get Dr. Octopus in here now!

    • @taturay
      @taturay 2 роки тому +5

      Whoever wrote this script is a secret comedian lol

  • @geoffreywilson7008
    @geoffreywilson7008 2 роки тому +283

    Congratulations, you just unplugged my computer from the network. The network, that the hacker already got through, and the only PC with any real defense being put up. Our entire system is now free for them to pick through, because after they picked the worst one to start with, you removed MY ability to fight back. I want a raise.

    • @alessiomuccio2795
      @alessiomuccio2795 2 роки тому +58

      It's not like two people on the same keyboard would have been able to accomplish anything anyway...

    • @WelcomeFellow
      @WelcomeFellow 2 роки тому +8

      @@alessiomuccio2795
      you just havent mastered the dual-hyper-fast-typing method! pathetic!

    • @Jurgan6
      @Jurgan6 2 роки тому +11

      @@WelcomeFellow that sounds like a Naruto technique.

    • @rogueuniversities6866
      @rogueuniversities6866 2 роки тому +11

      It's fine, he only unplugged the monitor... so the hack just continued as normal

    • @infidel1993
      @infidel1993 Рік тому +2

      "He, or she, is only going after my machine" Learn to IT...

  • @sharpnova2
    @sharpnova2 Рік тому +39

    most accurate hacking scene ever produced by hollywood.

  • @MrLachapell
    @MrLachapell 2 роки тому +233

    Boormer wet dream
    Where they solve most of millennials problem by some "easy way like the good ol taimes"

    • @ststst981
      @ststst981 2 роки тому +28

      Funny too because it was a useless action. Unplugging the computer when she said they were hacking the network

    • @drd675
      @drd675 9 місяців тому +4

      This was at Gen X. This episode came out in 2004, when millennials were still kids, and definitely not working for the Feds

    • @kincsessebi
      @kincsessebi 5 місяців тому +1

      Bruh, Gen Y starts at '81. The hacking chick is literally a millennial.

  • @rogueuniversities6866
    @rogueuniversities6866 2 роки тому +30

    I was actually searching ridiculous boat names and this clip was recommended. What on Earth? The writing of this scene is like if someone with knowledge of only how to cook a potato started a computer repair business. It's that insane. From the nonsense statements, to two people typing on a keyboard at once, to only unplugging the monitor while the supposed hack continues!

    • @warrenbutt3746
      @warrenbutt3746 2 роки тому +9

      The NCIS and CSI writers had a running gag between them for a while to try and come up with the most ridiculous hacking scene, I think this is the scene that ended it.

  • @SlyFunkyMonk
    @SlyFunkyMonk 2 роки тому +33

    This is why my dad doesn't want to vote on a computer.

    • @Weelki
      @Weelki Рік тому +1

      Thank you NCIS

  • @wysoft
    @wysoft 2 роки тому +49

    when you notice every instance of "host" is misspelled as "hoist"

  • @xZeroW1ng
    @xZeroW1ng Рік тому +8

    "theyve already burned through the NCIS *public* firewall"
    what

  • @taufikpurnomosidi814
    @taufikpurnomosidi814 2 роки тому +16

    Everybody gangsta until Gibbs pulls the plug (quite literally)

  • @dorianponcela9680
    @dorianponcela9680 Рік тому +31

    Everybody knows you only need the F5 key to stop a hacking attack...😀

  • @robbyslacks
    @robbyslacks 3 роки тому +24

    Another stellar video.

  • @MaxOakland
    @MaxOakland 3 роки тому +73

    This is horrifically cringey

  • @TimoIvvie
    @TimoIvvie Місяць тому

    I love NCIS but god this scene lmao

  • @AlchemicSoul
    @AlchemicSoul 4 місяці тому +3

    Dumb as this scene is, I like sandwich guy. Wander into points of interest, ask about video games, eat sandwich
    I mean it's a philosophy that can last you a lifetime.

  • @tle90
    @tle90 2 роки тому +5

    LMAO WHAT A CHAD

  • @atomictoothpaste3316
    @atomictoothpaste3316 2 роки тому +30

    How do 2 people type stuff without messing eachother up?

    • @alessiomuccio2795
      @alessiomuccio2795 2 роки тому +15

      Extreme superhuman coordination...?

    • @kath5704
      @kath5704 2 роки тому +4

      They don't

    • @abdullah82m
      @abdullah82m 2 роки тому +25

      Clearly you are not a hacker

    • @Sahuagin
      @Sahuagin 2 роки тому +22

      maybe they are trying to close a million popups. one is spamming Ctrl-W while the other spams Alt-F4.

    • @atomictoothpaste3316
      @atomictoothpaste3316 2 роки тому +6

      @@Sahuagin hahahaha thats an actual good response

  • @chrispowell1224
    @chrispowell1224 2 роки тому +6

    Major, Major hacks

  • @danabinghammclaughlin919
    @danabinghammclaughlin919 Рік тому +61

    this exists because there was a competition between the writers to see who could make the most ridiculous hacking scene. they know this isn't how it really works they were playing around

    • @Jurgan6
      @Jurgan6 Рік тому +34

      That sounds like what you say after you get caught. Like Tommy Wiseau insisting The Room was always meant to be a comedy.

    • @Ildarioon
      @Ildarioon Рік тому +1

      @@Jurgan6 Even more so when you look at the episode with the girls making up probabilities. They are just writing what a 13 year old would imagine.

    • @Mootux
      @Mootux Рік тому

      @@Jurgan6 I don't know, it's too over the top and corny, so I believe that they did these scenes on purpose lol

  • @ernestvannorsdell3602
    @ernestvannorsdell3602 2 роки тому +5

    *Throws up in mouth* Yuck!

  • @9razzler9
    @9razzler9 2 роки тому +8

    anyone knows the episode and season for this scene LOL

    • @Arvi89
      @Arvi89 2 роки тому

      I believe it's season 2, I can't say for the episode though ^^

    • @thawkade
      @thawkade 2 роки тому

      Description says it's S2 EP 5: The Bone Yard

  • @tobordv9493
    @tobordv9493 Рік тому

    that's also how they wrote this scene: à quatre main in 0:58secs

  • @simonprice5449
    @simonprice5449 19 днів тому

    Old people when a popup

  • @ahmedmaa4380
    @ahmedmaa4380 Рік тому +1

    They connected to the Dada base

  • @MTdaBlacking
    @MTdaBlacking 6 місяців тому

    I heard Mr. Robot has the most accurate (if slightly stylized) hacking so seeing this is like someone threw in the very opposite direction lmao

  • @MartynHutchby
    @MartynHutchby 3 роки тому +32

    That's not how "hacking" works ... as usual its being shown by writers who have had hacking described to them (note the buzz words) but ultimately not understood.

    • @armpitpuncher
      @armpitpuncher 2 роки тому +34

      Do you honestly think that the writers think this is how hacking works? They put two people working on the same keyboard for Christ's sake. I've never seen a more obvious case of trolling in my life.

    • @karafelesis123
      @karafelesis123 2 роки тому +4

      Who knows hacking better than hacks?

    • @kdwaynec
      @kdwaynec Рік тому

      The pillow guy said it's cyber matic interwebby

  • @stevepennington5552
    @stevepennington5552 Рік тому +1

    OMG! That is hilarious!

  • @kieronchick1663
    @kieronchick1663 Рік тому

    Why didn't they just type "Cookie" that worked on hackers.

  • @kvincentm
    @kvincentm Рік тому

    Le pire c'est que j'y croyais .. a 4 main sur le claviers ..

  • @TheBoondoggler
    @TheBoondoggler Рік тому

    pfft Isolate the node. Totes.

  • @senorchewie
    @senorchewie 2 роки тому +7

    I got to 22 second and was done. It hurt too much

  • @OhNoBohNo
    @OhNoBohNo 2 роки тому +2

    0:26 Oh shit is that Smoothie King??

  • @aaronmoran7195
    @aaronmoran7195 2 місяці тому

    My girlfriend is really into this show and I can’t stop laughing at how stupid it is. That goth girl has the skill set of ten professionals! Most of them would’ve been fired for non professional behaviour at least.

  • @eiaboca1
    @eiaboca1 Рік тому

    OMG THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS...that's not how any of it works....
    I know you all know that. I can't help but be annoyed at the smugness. I'm weak.

  • @SaHaRaSquad
    @SaHaRaSquad Рік тому +9

    All this could have been prevented if the "computer game" guy put down his sandwich and helped typing smh.

  • @QueenbeeTTV
    @QueenbeeTTV 11 місяців тому

    bro what lmfao

  • @xxxlonewolf49
    @xxxlonewolf49 3 місяці тому

    Hahaha beyond absurd

  • @dzarmindra
    @dzarmindra Рік тому

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ZAWARUD00
    @ZAWARUD00 2 роки тому +9

    What a cringefest...

  • @r_5747
    @r_5747 Рік тому +2

    I still refuse to believe that this was aired. Seriously, the actors did not see anything wrong with... with that?!

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 Рік тому +3

      Actors just read lines my man. We attribute to them a lot more than is actually there, good and bad. Also I think this aired in like 2005, the internet was only beginning to go mainstream

    • @drd675
      @drd675 9 місяців тому

      @@eiaboca1 This episode was 2004, like you said, internet was just starting to become mainstream

  • @kieronchick1663
    @kieronchick1663 Рік тому

    Ha ha ha what is happening here.

  • @abstrusemedia2312
    @abstrusemedia2312 9 місяців тому

    Unplug computer hacker still in network doing his thing. Come on director any idiot knows thats not how this works.

    • @emilyjohnston9674
      @emilyjohnston9674 6 місяців тому +2

      Naw, you'd be surprised at how dumb many "not idiot" people are about computers, cars, hell, anything that requires more than 2 parts to work.

  • @jstavene
    @jstavene Рік тому

    MOST LAME SCENE EVER!!!! FAKE hackers ....right

  • @_Splinx_
    @_Splinx_ Рік тому

    Samething happened to my laptop when i was promised free robux from someone on the internet if i run a .exe they gave me.

  • @sharpnova2
    @sharpnova2 11 місяців тому

    the people who write stuff like this are currently striking for more money.
    p.s. they make far more than the vast majority of you. per hour, roughly lawyer/doctor tier
    i hate them and hope ai replaces them all

    • @emilyjohnston9674
      @emilyjohnston9674 6 місяців тому +2

      No. They don't. The people who run them do, but not the writers or general TV actors. Only the "stars" make the big bucks.

  • @tostupidforname
    @tostupidforname 2 місяці тому

    Idk if i should laugh or throw up