Voltaire plays guitar with my friend's 3 year old, gives her chocolate and then tells her to piss off. This was at the Harrison's Comic store show December 14th, 2008.
"want some chocolate?" *hands her like half the chocolate bar, way too much for a little kid* "now piss off kid." That's voltaire for ya. Turn them to the dark side when they are young by giving them enough sweets that they drive their parents crazy later, then immediately teach them to swear.
Gosh, I hope the chocolate wasn't drugged or something. Jk, I know Voltaire wouldn't give a little girl drugged choclate....He'd keep it for himself! Lol.
so thats how you get chocolate from voltaire
that girl is the envy of many women...and a number of men.
Does she get magical powers since she got to touch his guitar? o.O
LUCKY
Hey, there's my Holly! not only a smarty, but now also musical? lol and even got Jen in there. Cute. :D
Awww! What a sweetheart.
how cutie, she's awesome...
he's good at kid, it seems :D
:3
this video is probably gunna make some chicks want to have his babby even more! haha
she got pwned
@Poetofheinous *hugs*
ahhhh!he looks cute with this li'l girl in this video!!))
Voltaire is a dad afterall.
That was awesome! Thanks Jorden got a kick out of seeing himself “on the TV” as he says. Thanks again!
"want some chocolate?" *hands her like half the chocolate bar, way too much for a little kid* "now piss off kid." That's voltaire for ya. Turn them to the dark side when they are young by giving them enough sweets that they drive their parents crazy later, then immediately teach them to swear.
Hahaha cute!!
"now I'm gonna go put all this in my guitar case"
"and this is where the pie goes"
Gosh, I hope the chocolate wasn't drugged or something. Jk, I know Voltaire wouldn't give a little girl drugged choclate....He'd keep it for himself! Lol.
@iluvviggo haha I know right? I can't remember the name of the place but its at a really sweet comic shop in Salem, Massachusetts. ^_^
"and then tells her to piss off" lol
she dont care she just want some DAMN CHOCLATE
I love that hair style.
Ahahaha that's great!
Good at kid? well thats an awkward sentence for you! Lol! But this vid is realy cute!
sorry, my english sucks, so i have a tendense of making wrong sentences T_T
-What time now?
-It's a time of melting screeching!
sadly i meant it in a very wrong way. wow i had issues three months ago o.o
funny & cute.
it has a big hole like me.... that did not come out right...!
how naughty! I got something to fill that hole for you!
Noticed he pointed to his heart when saying that lol
Dang, she'd be 16 now!! I feel so old D:
Jorden actually just turned 18 recently! He still remembers when we came here like it happened yesterday, haha!
@Poetofheinous maybe they're wishing voltaire was their kid...
WOAH. I think what you just said has like a double meaning but i took it the very wrong way
do ya dy like chocolate
GAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED HIM IN ME!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao I hope you took a sip over the past 9 years