Disco Elysium (2019), single-player isometric open-world storytelling RPG videogame developed and published by ZA/UM, detective genre, alternate history
“you’ve found all the seeds?” “that’s fucking mental......“ The majority of gacha and MMO games with 100+ thangamagics scattered across the map for you to collect: "I feel attacked..."
Thatd be a nice joke in the next TES. When you reach a 50% overall competition, people start to know you. 75%. People know you very well and your adventures. 90% people start getting sick of you. Rounding close to 100%, then tell you to restart your entire adventure and call you names like ‘try hard’ and ‘snob’ and ‘lifeless’ ect
There should legit be a secret mission once you've finished everything that went like "Go outside, get a family, raise children and train them until you no longer can defeat them!"
I genuinely thought the NPC will say," dude, log off, go out and have a pint, have breakfast, have a walk along the Thames, go to London, do something... do anything except continue playing."
It would be funny if nps just start testing how many of meaningles tasks would a player do. Like, slay all of the pigeons in the surtain area, or pick 3 flowers from 3 different corners of the map without fast travel
This is just the worst feeling because you don't want to give up the character that you've invested so hard in but there's nothing more to do. My lovely kind elf who saved every character on the map ended up going crazy and killing her husband, because she didn't have anything to do anymore and she kept going home and when she was hanging out at home she saw that the husband kept going out and hanging in the children's bedroom. So he had to die.
"ive got one dear traveler! there is a siege between the Invading Malawians and the defending Trentonians! go and save our fellow people of trenoinia and quick! This war will lead to our downfall if you do not save us dear traveler! God speed! *plots point on map for traveler*"
Oh boy time to delve into the same 10 minute dungeon for the fifth time to reclaim a lost relic at the end that somehow wasn't there the last four times(I'm only level 30).
"Start your game over fresh, with a new character!" "Great idea mate! Re-rolling now!" ---------------------------------- "Hello Adventurer! Pleasure to meet you for the first time! We're glad you're here! There's so many important things that need doing!" ".............I completely forgot how annoying this game was at level 1, when all the most tedious tasks in the game take 3 times as long. When I had to swing an axe 30 times to knock down one stupid tree... Oh, and being one-hit killed by one arrow from one bandit with crap equipment." "...Okay? And?" "And I'm uninstalling the game." "NO WA--!" ----------------------------
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Just wanted to say thank you all for the support over the last few days! Has Been insane. Glad you’re enjoying the vids 😂❤
You're videos are just way to funny
I laugh at the puns
Glad I'm not the only one bingeing these shorts, they're so well made.
Yeah lol This is an incredible channel. Hope you get more success ngl
It's unfair how funny you are man, keep em coming
“Why do you keep fucking playing?!” 😂
How the fuck are there no reply's???
Because I love being your hero.
I kinda do this with tears of the kingdom. lol
As a Hypixel Skyblock player with 3500 hours and no will to live I still don't know the answer to that question
Spot on😂😂😂
"Want another mission? Go outside. Should be properly difficult for *you."*
That makes everything so much more funny
Mission difficulty: *impossible*
This dudes: "Fuck..." is so genuine and believable.
"Okay fuck" is just so casual though
Cuz bros British
“you’ve found all the seeds?” “yeh” “that’s fucking mental-“
Literally the kologs in Zelda botw or totk 😔
Yeah in botw until the dlc came out all I head left were korok
@@someonerandom7262 it are koroks
@@VoetballerLuuk *they
@@joshuamartin2008 let me respond again
"i dont give a shit about that" "me neather" i fucking lost it
It was too funny
Neither
"He killed the eight headed sea dragons to extinction you say? Well Fuck"
"me neither mate" is mental and I love it
"yes I can beat you for the 300th time"
"Who knows? 🤓👆"
“QUICK THE GEESE HAD ESCAPED THE PEN!”
“I don’t give a shit about that…..”
“me neither😐”
Plot twist; the goose quest unlocks a 130 hour questline, and he's had it since the start of the game!
Honestly, having an NPC that just flames you would be amazing.
I'd buy a game with an NPC like that in a heartbeat. Lol
Disco Elysium (2019), single-player isometric open-world storytelling RPG videogame developed and published by ZA/UM, detective genre, alternate history
"Why are you asking that all the time"
"Why are you keep playing? "
this are comment getted a liek
Every second video of his perfectly describes my experiences with Skyrim.
Breath of The Wild and Tears of The Kingdom for me
GAME: "Have you found all the stones of Berenziah?"
DB: yes
GAME: "Crimson Nirnroot?"
DB: yes
GAME: "East Empire Pendants?"
DB: YES!
CC: "We've added fishing."
DB: 😡🤬
This guy's comedic timing and tone are PERFECTLY my sense of humour. Loving the videos!
"I found all 900 pinecones."
"I don't give a shit about geese"
"Yea me neither, but my code says otherwise"
I wish more NPCs were this honest.
“you’ve found all the seeds?”
“that’s fucking mental......“
The majority of gacha and MMO games with 100+ thangamagics scattered across the map for you to collect: "I feel attacked..."
"Ok fuck"
His disappointment is so genuine
The seeds just remind me of Skyrim's
"The Stones of Barenziah"
For all that effort? Worthless
I was thinking the koroks from Breath of the wild or tears of the kingdom lol
Every time he says fuck is a little treat lol
I only found this guy yesterday. But im subbin purely because his “fuck” makes me laugh instead of just sayin “lol” 😂
This is severely underrated and absolutely hilarious
You have became one of my favorite shorts content creators 😂😂 Shit is so hilarious brother.
I just love these types of videos so much. I hope your channel grows to millions of subs very soon
The passive-aggressiveness always gets me.
800 hours....? Double it and give it to the next playthrough bro 😹
The npc's are just tired of you lmao
This is funny as hell
Thatd be a nice joke in the next TES. When you reach a 50% overall competition, people start to know you.
75%. People know you very well and your adventures. 90% people start getting sick of you. Rounding close to 100%, then tell you to restart your entire adventure and call you names like ‘try hard’ and ‘snob’ and ‘lifeless’ ect
Geeze 800hrs 👀🤯
I'm so glad your finally getting some of the recognition you deserve, your doing great bro
I like that the NPC is the one who makes the game
This one had me laughing out loud till i cried!😂😂😂😂 i dont know why its soooo funny but its hilarious 🤣 i can't stop laughing 😆
bro's acting is on point😭😭
I need an interaction where the npc meets a genuine new player but they know how to beat each quest
Honestly my new favourite UA-camr, loves the skits
Fantastic short! Keep up the great work!!
I love the idea that the quest giver is an aware ai and truly just judging you
You're taking off, guy!
“You found all the seeds.. thats fucking mental
NG+ is a godsend for this. Farcry 5 on ng+ was awesome
So glad this channels is going rlly good rn
The seeds gave me… traumatic flashbacks, man.. 🥲
the duel thing make me laugh hard remembering kingdom come deliverance XD
"You've found all the seeds?"
"Yeah"
"Thats f-ing mental"
*Crys in Botw and Totk*
As someone with hundreds or even thousands of hours in several games, this is so incredibly accurate.
Just become addicted to the fishing minigame
Omg this is the best one yet i love this
I love these videos
There should legit be a secret mission once you've finished everything that went like "Go outside, get a family, raise children and train them until you no longer can defeat them!"
I hope the algorithm will bless others as it blessed me yesterday.
Love your videos, the short instant punchlines are brilliant!
Honestly restarting a game that you already know how to play, is actually fun
“Have you found all the nirnroot?”
Iykyk
When your Skyrim statistics say 8 years have passed since you started
I genuinely thought the NPC will say," dude, log off, go out and have a pint, have breakfast, have a walk along the Thames, go to London, do something... do anything except continue playing."
omg you're hilarious. Finally the algorithm did something good!!
Literally me when my second account clears the entire story of a game
"I don't give a sh!t about that" " me neither mate😢"
You are criminally underrated lmao
“Why do You keep asking that?”
“WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING PLAYING?!!”
"why do you keep fucking playing"
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I want a game to offer a wish at the end by a genie and one option to be "relive it all" and the difficulty just SPIKES
"You want a quest yeah? Alright let me give you one you haven't heard of before. Your quest is to stop playing and go touch grass. How about that?"
It would be funny if nps just start testing how many of meaningles tasks would a player do. Like, slay all of the pigeons in the surtain area, or pick 3 flowers from 3 different corners of the map without fast travel
The nod to Zelda is cool
"That sounds like shit" "it is yeah"
I'm approaching 5000 hours in Skyrim. Worth it.
“Quick, quick. The geese have escaped the pen!”
“I don’t give a shit.”
“Me neither mate.”
Those geese are clearly not Canadian geese .
like you'd want to mess with them anyways
This guys videos are awesome
You fixed the world!
I just wanna say i just found your channel and after 2-3 vids I'm hooked and subscribed, and may you reach places
Bro was doing to many side quests
Bros gonna get 1M soon
"Thats fuckin mental"😅 because even if you played the whole game, you would never be able to gather every single piece
underrated
"Ok fuck" is so hellareys
Omg i cant your videos is so fun 😂
this dude is like having an npc with self awareness
"This game is boring, there's nothing to do"
says the guy with 1000+ hours in
I want a game like this
We need more NPC giving players abuse maybe punishing them when they eventually start doing the main quest line😂😂
This is just the worst feeling because you don't want to give up the character that you've invested so hard in but there's nothing more to do. My lovely kind elf who saved every character on the map ended up going crazy and killing her husband, because she didn't have anything to do anymore and she kept going home and when she was hanging out at home she saw that the husband kept going out and hanging in the children's bedroom. So he had to die.
Thats what new game plus is for. Lets you keep your weapons and armor etc. But still Storymode in a sense
You showed up on my algorithm yesterday and I've watching about 30 of your reals. You deserve a sub man!
A frame of goblin
I am looking for the a sea dragon to kill. But adventure you killed all mythical creatures.
And thus new game+ was born
This is the moment, you start modding the game LOL.
i love how eveyr one of these videos has a botw/totk refrence
"ive got one dear traveler! there is a siege between the Invading Malawians and the defending Trentonians! go and save our fellow people of trenoinia and quick! This war will lead to our downfall if you do not save us dear traveler! God speed! *plots point on map for traveler*"
😂3rd video yt recommended to me. You’re getting a subscribe mate. Love it. Can’t wait to see more 😂
Jesus- I swear your videos just…BLEW up!
This is crazy funny I love it
Nice video!
Being called mental by an NPC is a new low. I want more.
Oh boy time to delve into the same 10 minute dungeon for the fifth time to reclaim a lost relic at the end that somehow wasn't there the last four times(I'm only level 30).
"Start your game over fresh, with a new character!"
"Great idea mate! Re-rolling now!"
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"Hello Adventurer! Pleasure to meet you for the first time! We're glad you're here! There's so many important things that need doing!"
".............I completely forgot how annoying this game was at level 1, when all the most tedious tasks in the game take 3 times as long. When I had to swing an axe 30 times to knock down one stupid tree... Oh, and being one-hit killed by one arrow from one bandit with crap equipment."
"...Okay? And?"
"And I'm uninstalling the game."
"NO WA--!"
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Best npc
Well as a gamer, i reset my character back to level 1 like 100 times