The Jacob Tapes Vol. II

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  • @niteshade8546
    @niteshade8546 3 роки тому +105

    You are a source of warmth in these bonfire-less times.

    • @robertanderson9460
      @robertanderson9460 3 роки тому +6

      Jay told me to hold my breathe a month ago, I’m typing this from heaven now

    • @niteshade8546
      @niteshade8546 3 роки тому +4

      @@robertanderson9460 I've been hoping for at least another "Orphan Tapes" during the wait.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +2

      Dan Soder did get COVID, so the Orphan Tapes did get delayed from further new episodes. He should be recovered by now so it should resume soon.

    • @niteshade8546
      @niteshade8546 3 роки тому

      @@EastboundAndDowns dam. I totally forgot Soder caught the bug. Kind of a peekaboo anouncment and jay didnt mention it. The delay makes even more sense now. Thanks.

    • @jimmymetal713
      @jimmymetal713 Рік тому

      And the fire is out again... There is no bonfire without Dan

  • @geofox9484
    @geofox9484 Рік тому +37

    Jacob might be my favorite side character of all the podcasts and radio shows

  • @ck2394
    @ck2394 3 роки тому +83

    Nothing makes me happier than an angry Jacob going at big jay

    • @mr.resistance4015
      @mr.resistance4015 3 роки тому +13

      It always reminds me of my old autistic friend that has had enough of our shit 🤣
      We all love him though

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 2 роки тому +14

      "Take the beads out and then come talk to me, Jay" 😂

    • @mattenten
      @mattenten 2 роки тому +2

      High five

    • @mattenten
      @mattenten 2 роки тому +2

      Dude

    • @bigdingnick9622
      @bigdingnick9622 Рік тому +7

      "rock N roll comedy"

  • @Taboot761
    @Taboot761 3 роки тому +29

    I can only imagine how long it takes for you to skim through these episodes, cut them up, and put them all together. Godspeed.

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 3 роки тому +2

      Truly. How the hell does he do it?

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 3 роки тому

      @Over Time yes I do! I used to follow his stuff regularly. But these are a step above.

    • @williemays2
      @williemays2 3 роки тому +2

      --- half the time it takes him to dismember the bodies in his basement --- mad props ----

  • @nickstrahan1802
    @nickstrahan1802 3 роки тому +28

    My heart is so happy. Without the bonfire, we turn to Lee for comfort.

  • @BobbyD520
    @BobbyD520 3 роки тому +43

    I just want it warmer in the fucking studio..

    • @BootyStarfish
      @BootyStarfish 3 роки тому +5

      The belly laugh I had at that part was much needed

  • @headdog
    @headdog 3 роки тому +12

    Finding out that Jacob was working on a bunch of shows within Sirius and no one picked up on the comedy gold within reminds me of how Gervais and Merchant discovered Karl Pilkington in xfm. He was head of engineering there and didn’t normally run the desk but they got him into conversation on their show one day and from then on they requested that Karl do the desk for them.

  • @BuffPsyduck
    @BuffPsyduck 3 роки тому +12

    I love being able to hear where some of the Jacob drops come from. Thank you lee for everything you do.

  • @MOOGZ8D
    @MOOGZ8D 3 роки тому +27

    Actual tears when Jacob tries to small talk 😂

  • @zz33zz3
    @zz33zz3 3 роки тому +14

    Mr. Lee late last night I finished volume one and said I can’t wait for the next one. And today you have truly blessed us all! Thank you sir

  • @darkscribblings
    @darkscribblings 3 роки тому +22

    Anything with Jacob and The Bonefire is pure gold.

  • @toriallen8874
    @toriallen8874 3 роки тому +5

    Dan's face during the Jacob video at 2:28 is just delightful

  • @Rebranded01
    @Rebranded01 2 роки тому +16

    Back again for a revisit. We may need a part 3. “Ooh yeah” Great work camper. 🔥

    • @ImOldGreggIGotAMangina
      @ImOldGreggIGotAMangina 2 роки тому +2

      Here you go! ua-cam.com/video/-mc8oGXv3OE/v-deo.html Definitely need a part 4 now, Jacob’s the man haha

  • @buhshmuh
    @buhshmuh Рік тому +5

    29:32 my favorite part of this interaction was how Christine scolded Jacob like he was a child being rude. The way she yelled his name cracks me up

  • @ihavegivenup2887
    @ihavegivenup2887 3 роки тому +9

    God damn I could talk in jacob drops for days

  • @ednakrabapoly
    @ednakrabapoly 3 роки тому +6

    Derosa got me with "Jacob please stop numbering your words before you say them"

  • @bigdan12292
    @bigdan12292 3 роки тому +20

    "What's up bonfire family" is such an underrated clip

  • @joeymendoza1046
    @joeymendoza1046 3 роки тому +15

    I can’t believe someone flagged the Chilly Boy upload . I’m heartbroken, but this helps so much

    • @Cornholio17
      @Cornholio17 3 роки тому +1

      Same, Crackle Lee to the rescue yet again!

    • @Uber415
      @Uber415 3 роки тому +1

      It needs to be put up somewhere else, that was a great one!

    • @The-Real-Skinny-Bob
      @The-Real-Skinny-Bob 2 місяці тому

      Is that true man?

  • @angelmartin2214
    @angelmartin2214 3 роки тому +2

    thank you sir cracke. we love your support of the show!!!! in these cold days Lee keeps stokin it

  • @theshantanator
    @theshantanator 2 роки тому +7

    1:46:12
    "Is that true man?"
    "It's Truman!"
    Subtle, but fucking hilarious

  • @michaelfalcon588
    @michaelfalcon588 3 роки тому +7

    Whoooo Lee, Hot Coffee & a new drop!

  • @jeremywilson6387
    @jeremywilson6387 2 роки тому +9

    Before seeing what Jacob looked like I always imagined him as character actor DJ Qualls. Since I have seen him...I still imagine DJ Qualls.

  • @dreday5067
    @dreday5067 3 роки тому +2

    Somebody get this man a raise!!! Thanks for these vids!!

  • @jesperhjensen1978
    @jesperhjensen1978 3 роки тому +1

    hell Yeah!! More jacob tapes. this channel is the shit! Really helps with no new Bonfire lately

  • @TrevorScanlan
    @TrevorScanlan 3 роки тому +6

    50% of the show should be discussions with Jacob

    • @coyner585
      @coyner585 3 роки тому

      Then make one.... Dr. Cool

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan 3 роки тому

      @@coyner585 oh wait.. you might actually act like this if you are 12. If you are 12 I apologize

    • @coyner585
      @coyner585 3 роки тому

      @@TrevorScanlan shouldn't have started it then Dr. Cool

    • @coyner585
      @coyner585 3 роки тому

      I mean u did jump on my question like a douchbag... then jumped on and told Lee that he's creating content wrong right? You're right though Dr. Cool. And I'm only doing this cause I'm super jealous of how cool you are. Maybe, just maybe (though not likely) if i work really hard i will one day be half as cool as the great Dr. Cool.

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan 2 роки тому

      @@coyner585 is that the type of thinking from that inner city education I hear almost exists?

  • @blainemonson8990
    @blainemonson8990 3 роки тому +40

    she looks like a young bd wong

    • @Atticus1ag
      @Atticus1ag 3 роки тому +1

      Wow. You got through 3 seconds of the video. Good job.

    • @williemays2
      @williemays2 3 роки тому +1

      @@Atticus1ag --- way to be impressed by mediocrity. Jay and Dan give you a medal ------

  • @melissasparks3715
    @melissasparks3715 3 роки тому +7

    I love you for this. That is all....
    😩😩😩😩

  • @Bob_Piss
    @Bob_Piss 3 роки тому

    WHAT! I clicked on what I thought was Vol. 1 and must've misclicked and was SHOCKED AND SO EXCITED TO SEE A VOLUME 2!! I love you, Crack. I love you and I love Jacob.

  • @resmarted
    @resmarted 2 роки тому +7

    Why is that "yeah hehe" so hilarious 29:34

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen Рік тому +2

    Jacob tapes are the easiest thing to watch over and over

  • @justinpittman1582
    @justinpittman1582 2 роки тому +11

    29:34 I could make an argument that Jacob made the best small talk exit ever because if someone ever answered me with That on an elevator I'd be getting off at the next floor.

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 3 роки тому +5

    Jacob gets a new gun and I'm afraid the first thing he says will be "the day of reckoning has come"

    • @JBGC916
      @JBGC916 3 роки тому

      Not w/ a .22 lever... Well maybe for 🐿️

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 3 роки тому

      @@JBGC916 its funnier this way

    • @JBGC916
      @JBGC916 3 роки тому +1

      I'm scared when he gets a big boy 🔫. Only then, will we know his true power!
      Lol ..crackle crackle!

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 3 роки тому

      He should get himself a .450 Bushmaster.
      First time I fired one of those it cleared my sinuses 😬

  • @zross9
    @zross9 5 місяців тому

    This is so great, I can’t stop giggling at work!

  • @HeavyThoughts666
    @HeavyThoughts666 3 роки тому +4

    Hachi machi! Thanks Crack Lee!

  • @bjm1219
    @bjm1219 3 роки тому +7

    This has got to be DJ Lou or someone associated with the show. There’s no way in hell I would have found most of these drops with how DJ Lou takes them out of context.

  • @edge7916
    @edge7916 3 роки тому

    This is gold. Listening to this in 20 min segments

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 3 роки тому +3

    DJ Lou's explosive laughs are everything

  • @metricspeedy
    @metricspeedy 3 роки тому +3

    Seriously man or woman who runs this channel thankyou your a god damn hero

  • @rcstarz5206
    @rcstarz5206 3 роки тому

    Keeping the fire warm for us all, thanks brother man.

  • @RocketCityGardener
    @RocketCityGardener 3 роки тому +28

    If I ever find you Crack Le Crackle you’re getting stuffed

    • @Cornholio17
      @Cornholio17 3 роки тому +5

      Make that a double

    • @arthurmcdonald7373
      @arthurmcdonald7373 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cornholio17 Triple. With vigor.

    • @niteshade8546
      @niteshade8546 3 роки тому +7

      @@arthurmcdonald7373 is this the stuffing line?

    • @arthurmcdonald7373
      @arthurmcdonald7373 3 роки тому +1

      @@niteshade8546 It is! Please remain six feet away until the stuffing begins.

    • @dlush125
      @dlush125 3 роки тому +2

      Give him a pulse

  • @zachfournier3727
    @zachfournier3727 2 роки тому +20

    Heroine Jacob is top tier hilarity

  • @sqaure4175
    @sqaure4175 3 роки тому

    Holy shit, Jay saying I might get the bends how much I want this root beer is the funniest line I’ve heard in forever

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 3 роки тому +1

    Holy fuck, these clips have got me saying, "THEY CAN'T DO THIS!" to myself for shits & giggles.

  • @RobBigs-lu8bq
    @RobBigs-lu8bq Місяць тому

    Pepin is an absolute legend Jacob, you know the real ones.

  • @robrock5724
    @robrock5724 3 роки тому

    Please keep em coming bud, thank you!

  • @KroghBoy16
    @KroghBoy16 Рік тому +4

    29:36 fucking killed me. i love our little jakey

  • @ScoundrelSFB
    @ScoundrelSFB Рік тому +1

    This kid is at a game dressed to the nines. I didn't see my first football game till 25. Not only does this kid have parents that can afford tickets, and dress their kid like a badass. Then gets in the lime light and covered by news for the next two weeks. And I'm trying not to seeth with jealousy... And he's Native American! Fuck😢😂

  • @theravens_keeper9146
    @theravens_keeper9146 Рік тому

    Listening to the bonfire talk about supernatural made me fuckin hyperventilate laughing, thanks for the laughs

  • @TrevorScanlan
    @TrevorScanlan 2 роки тому +8

    Fuuuuck I love Jacob

  • @thomasthomas3750
    @thomasthomas3750 Рік тому +5

    Rachel Ray got "Survived Car Accident," Fat.

  • @tyrone.m.warren9011
    @tyrone.m.warren9011 3 роки тому +2

    🗣 Jacobs *rifle* has to be called... *Justice* !💯🧨💣

  • @Bhadtiming
    @Bhadtiming 3 роки тому +2

    This is great!!

  • @rimrick665
    @rimrick665 3 роки тому +2

    Jacob is correct, Jacques Pepin is the man! Thanks for the uploads!

  • @jessyellow5825
    @jessyellow5825 3 роки тому

    Oooo dang came in with the vol. 2!!!! Nice

  • @justinpittman1582
    @justinpittman1582 3 роки тому +5

    Hes looks like a tiny Hank Azaria

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 3 роки тому +3

    In Jacob's defense, it's tough to stay warm when you're skinny as fuck.

  • @TheEthanman340
    @TheEthanman340 3 роки тому +7

    Holy fuck, part TWO?

    • @caneyebus
      @caneyebus 2 роки тому +1

      Jake is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @jralvins
    @jralvins 3 роки тому +2

    How can you not love Jacob

  • @mickeysquintz9650
    @mickeysquintz9650 3 роки тому +4

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! I LITERALLY JUST SAID "I WONDER WHEN VOL. II WILL BE POSTED!!!" MAGICK!

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 3 роки тому

      Yup, I was literally listening to the first one last night, wondering when the 2nd one would get uploaded.

  • @Sevenstringmachine
    @Sevenstringmachine 3 роки тому +2

    I don't think Jacob had a clue what he was walking into with these guys

  • @ElkinsEric
    @ElkinsEric 3 роки тому +2

    Jacob has NO reason to be single. Dude is respectful, has a good job, and is RIPPED!
    He must have too high standards or he likes buttstuff like Medium Oscar Oakerson.
    LEE YOURE STILL KILLING IT MAN!

    • @Zwest64
      @Zwest64 2 роки тому +2

      confidence is EVERYTHING doesn't matter how many other boxes you check

    • @ElkinsEric
      @ElkinsEric 2 роки тому

      @@Zwest64 exactly. Be confident, be yourself, and ALWAYS REMEMBER that “girls just wanna have fun”…,

  • @laurenbiznatch
    @laurenbiznatch 3 роки тому

    Best Valentine's Day gift ever!

  • @headdog
    @headdog 3 роки тому +2

    Every time I hear the original Jacob drop: *Leonardo DiCaprio in Once Upon a time in Hollywood pointing meme.

  • @Sean-mx7bw
    @Sean-mx7bw 2 роки тому +8

    If you are still making videos, can you make a DJ Lou tape? He has so many classic moments

    • @ihavegivenup2887
      @ihavegivenup2887 2 роки тому

      He's got one

    • @Sean-mx7bw
      @Sean-mx7bw 2 роки тому +1

      @@ihavegivenup2887 I couldn’t find it. And a new one would be great too. Bruce and Chris, the Tuna casserole, his foot almost falling off, I could go on for days

    • @ihavegivenup2887
      @ihavegivenup2887 2 роки тому

      @@Sean-mx7bw it's the first search result for dj lou

    • @Sean-mx7bw
      @Sean-mx7bw 2 роки тому

      @@ihavegivenup2887 aaaaaaaand I’m an idiot. Thank you!!

  • @ScoundrelSFB
    @ScoundrelSFB 2 роки тому +8

    If Jacob wasn't a 50 year old 5 foot man; that small talk, "yeah!" moment would of been adorable 🤣
    Oh bless him

  • @ericakin8196
    @ericakin8196 3 роки тому

    I love you so much, Lee. 🔥🔥

  • @noahharrington8883
    @noahharrington8883 3 роки тому +5

    My little jewish safety blanket

  • @DanCampbellKneecaps
    @DanCampbellKneecaps 3 роки тому +8

    When they said they were only gonna be gone for a week, I didn’t believe it. But this long? Unreal. Should’ve just gone to GAS

    • @dixinears8004
      @dixinears8004 3 роки тому +5

      "Definitely!" "This show is about new beginnings!"

    • @spiralbones
      @spiralbones 3 роки тому

      March 1st supposedly

    • @DanCampbellKneecaps
      @DanCampbellKneecaps 3 роки тому +1

      @@spiralbones ya I saw that. We’ll see. They’ve already missed like 3 or their promised deadlines so I don’t have my hopes too high

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan 3 роки тому

      They did go to Gas

    • @DanCampbellKneecaps
      @DanCampbellKneecaps 3 роки тому

      @@TrevorScanlan they did orphan tapes there. They signed back with Sirius, didn’t sign with GAS

  • @SGFTI
    @SGFTI 2 роки тому +13

    I have to remind myself that Jacob isn't a sweet boy, he's a balding middle aged man.

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia 3 роки тому +4

    Thanks dawg. How's things Crack?

  • @cloudyboy1756
    @cloudyboy1756 6 місяців тому

    1:08:27 listened to this dozens of times , decided to look her up today , first thing I see is that she’s getting divorced again lol

  • @chriss3993
    @chriss3993 3 роки тому +12

    Thank you Lee, you are gay on cocaine.

  • @blixx8931
    @blixx8931 Рік тому +2

    28:58 funniest fucking bit ever

  • @BeerChucker
    @BeerChucker Рік тому

    I’m just so fascinated

  • @thomaspaulson5284
    @thomaspaulson5284 3 роки тому +5

    I just spit my coffee out like a cartoon when they were talking about the sphincterless dude

  • @jkwalzo
    @jkwalzo 2 роки тому +2

    Bad boys get the drink

  • @stellis69
    @stellis69 3 роки тому

    Jacob's right Jaques Pepin is an awesome cooking show.

  • @yodesly9117
    @yodesly9117 2 роки тому +1

    01:19:18 best Jacob drop ever

  • @jamesmcmahon4592
    @jamesmcmahon4592 3 роки тому +3

    High 5 ...
    dude

  • @meghandougherty3977
    @meghandougherty3977 3 роки тому +4

    Yayy

  • @MrWhoadie81
    @MrWhoadie81 3 роки тому

    God bless you sir

  • @Diesel-the-Rottweiler
    @Diesel-the-Rottweiler 3 роки тому +2

    Jacob is the best

  • @The-Real-Skinny-Bob
    @The-Real-Skinny-Bob 2 місяці тому

    What a sweet boy.

  • @dontpanic9261
    @dontpanic9261 3 роки тому +1

    D-D-DJ JACOB

  • @jamboy5284
    @jamboy5284 12 годин тому

    1:53 Finger on trigger is not very Cowboy

  • @jdtr3759
    @jdtr3759 5 місяців тому

    The bonfire was the number 1 show I looked forward to Bobby’s dope for ykwd and the regz but the bonfire is big jay and Danny sodes

  • @ws6texp2
    @ws6texp2 Рік тому

    “You have wierd sex” 😁

  • @cleftturnip7774
    @cleftturnip7774 Рік тому

    Why would you make a Jacob compilation?

  • @RSmith0830
    @RSmith0830 3 роки тому

    Christine was raised by a Bradley driver. What a dork.

  • @Mobeast99
    @Mobeast99 Рік тому

    34:16 Soder rules, per use

  • @supra1988tg
    @supra1988tg 2 роки тому +3

    Love Jacob, shit trigger discipline though

  • @dobroserdechnyy
    @dobroserdechnyy Рік тому +1

    29:25 lol

  • @duke3250
    @duke3250 3 роки тому +1

    Hi 5. Dude.

  • @KrisKringlez
    @KrisKringlez 3 роки тому

    From the pics I’ve seen Jacob doesn’t need to go full bald,at least not right now....but the hairdresser who kinda scared him away from going bald in completely wrong....doing the hair pull back thing is not a good way to gauge if you’ll look good bald or not.....I pulled the plug on my hair late 2014 and I’ve been way happier and look and feel way better than I thought I woild

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis Рік тому +2

    i'm gonna go yesterbate

  • @jamesq8087
    @jamesq8087 3 роки тому

    Jacob is a treasure

  • @Mopopolis
    @Mopopolis 3 роки тому

    5:06 LOL

  • @biguprochester
    @biguprochester 2 роки тому +1

    As some would say Ya Coob

  • @NY51663
    @NY51663 3 роки тому +6

    I like when Jacob is off the cuff. After awhile he seems to fall into a role. He starts almost playing the role that once seemed organic. A good example is the bit when he mocks Jay and Christine about " butt stuff". The rock and roll comic one. I'm not saying it's planned or anything, just that Jacob is kinda playing into the role. Early on it just kinda happened.

    • @charliekelly3173
      @charliekelly3173 2 роки тому +2

      He admitted to it recently when he was going in on Jay and Christine for giving him shit about being too clean

  • @1o-FoiL
    @1o-FoiL 2 роки тому

    Where’s the first ? Only see 2 and 3

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie 2 роки тому

      1 - ua-cam.com/video/7VcLZKEUT6c/v-deo.html
      3 - ua-cam.com/video/-mc8oGXv3OE/v-deo.html

    • @1o-FoiL
      @1o-FoiL 2 роки тому +1

      @@RedBernie you are a saint. Thank you !

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie 2 роки тому

      @@1o-FoiL crackle crackle, also recommend one of my personal favorites ua-cam.com/video/gpfJExZu4NE/v-deo.html