Non fake ver 1. Hey Theif, you pirated geometry dash, what is wrong with you, geometry dash can get you arrested for that, now close the game or turn off your device. 2. Excuse me? Are you hearing me? Looks like someone is prentending to be deaf, now do what I say, and turn off your device or close the game. 3. Hey you, yeah you, I’m asking you, stop being incoherent to what I say, this is a serious message, I ain’t joking now please turn off your device or close the game, now. 4. What the heck? You refused to listen again, please listen to my speech, now turn off your device or close the game immediently, and I mean immediently. 5. Seriously, why are you still ignoring me, I swear to god, if you don’t turn off your device or close the game 3 more times, you will regret this. 6. Oh come on, why are you so ignorant, if you listen that can’t happen still, now do what I said turn your phone off or close the game and do it, now! 7. Okay this is your last chance untill I turn scary, you need to stop, you have a lot of warnings left, now turn off your device or close the game, NOW. 8. Are you kidding me, what did I tell you, stop disobeying me, now I am scary, for not listening to me, you want to play gd, THATS not happening, now close the game or turn off your device, I swear, don’t do this anymore, okay. 9. Bruh what are you doing, this is not choosing time, you now did it for the 8th time, now turn off your device or close the game right now. 10. Are you serious, your just trying to keep ignoring me, I’m serious about this crime, do not leave it on for the 10th time, Or else your done when I come here. 11. Are you freaking extremely kidding me, your refusing to listen, I am done but its not over, I will scare you if you waste all your chances, I repeat turn off your device or close the game, RIGHT NOW! 12. I swear I will lose my mind, your not listening again, why, just why, is it beacuse you hate me so much that I should die, if so, what on earth did I do to you? You’re just a failure to society. 13. Okay then its almost black, now this is your 2nd to last chance, do not refuse to listen to me again for the 14th time, do I have to make myself clear, huh, do you want that? Okay then listen. 14. Oh my absolutely extremely god, criminal, what is your god dang problem, this is why gd is for players, and not evil pepole like you, eww disgusting this is your true last chance, now if you refuse to listen again, I will scare you with the absolute infinity fleetway aeon multiversal punishment, once its done, you will be in jail for 10 years with a fine of $300000, now I repeat for 1 last time, turn off your device or close the game, or else, Get out and stay out. 15. That is so it, you lost all your chances, and now I will scare you, and come to you house, if you don’t turn off your device or close the game in 25 seconds, you are done for, yeah you hear me you will be done, Syaonara criminal. Before jumpscare. Okay then, you are done, I will kill you when I come to your house after the punishment, right now. Goodbye. (Jumpscare length 10 minutes) End. Oh no, geometry dash is now offline, due to a crime you caused, oh well that’s what you get for not listening to my speech, see you in 10 years and in hell, and also goodbye never.
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R.i.p. Robtop :(
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Non fake ver
1. Hey Theif, you pirated geometry dash, what is wrong with you, geometry dash can get you arrested for that, now close the game or turn off your device.
2. Excuse me? Are you hearing me? Looks like someone is prentending to be deaf, now do what I say, and turn off your device or close the game.
3. Hey you, yeah you, I’m asking you, stop being incoherent to what I say, this is a serious message, I ain’t joking now please turn off your device or close the game, now.
4. What the heck? You refused to listen again, please listen to my speech, now turn off your device or close the game immediently, and I mean immediently.
5. Seriously, why are you still ignoring me, I swear to god, if you don’t turn off your device or close the game 3 more times, you will regret this.
6. Oh come on, why are you so ignorant, if you listen that can’t happen still, now do what I said turn your phone off or close the game and do it, now!
7. Okay this is your last chance untill I turn scary, you need to stop, you have a lot of warnings left, now turn off your device or close the game, NOW.
8. Are you kidding me, what did I tell you, stop disobeying me, now I am scary, for not listening to me, you want to play gd, THATS not happening, now close the game or turn off your device, I swear, don’t do this anymore, okay.
9. Bruh what are you doing, this is not choosing time, you now did it for the 8th time, now turn off your device or close the game right now.
10. Are you serious, your just trying to keep ignoring me, I’m serious about this crime, do not leave it on for the 10th time, Or else your done when I come here.
11. Are you freaking extremely kidding me, your refusing to listen, I am done but its not over, I will scare you if you waste all your chances, I repeat turn off your device or close the game, RIGHT NOW!
12. I swear I will lose my mind, your not listening again, why, just why, is it beacuse you hate me so much that I should die, if so, what on earth did I do to you? You’re just a failure to society.
13. Okay then its almost black, now this is your 2nd to last chance, do not refuse to listen to me again for the 14th time, do I have to make myself clear, huh, do you want that? Okay then listen.
14. Oh my absolutely extremely god, criminal, what is your god dang problem, this is why gd is for players, and not evil pepole like you, eww disgusting this is your true last chance, now if you refuse to listen again, I will scare you with the absolute infinity fleetway aeon multiversal punishment, once its done, you will be in jail for 10 years with a fine of $300000, now I repeat for 1 last time, turn off your device or close the game, or else, Get out and stay out.
15. That is so it, you lost all your chances, and now I will scare you, and come to you house, if you don’t turn off your device or close the game in 25 seconds, you are done for, yeah you hear me you will be done, Syaonara criminal.
Before jumpscare. Okay then, you are done, I will kill you when I come to your house after the punishment, right now. Goodbye.
(Jumpscare length 10 minutes)
End. Oh no, geometry dash is now offline, due to a crime you caused, oh well that’s what you get for not listening to my speech, see you in 10 years and in hell, and also goodbye never.
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Womp womp?