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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2024

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  • @itsgabibelle
    @itsgabibelle 9 годин тому +1369

    just finding out through this video that you tried to put a spell on me....unsubbing....wow.....i'll just be here eating my dried mango

  • @elSethro
    @elSethro День тому +5109

    Imagine if the Hulk's origin story was just that he was some guy who paid less than $4 to a witch on Etsy.

    • @Daniel-fi2kw
      @Daniel-fi2kw День тому +93

      I mean spider-mans was a kid on a field trip who was to dumb to report a spider bite XD

    • @VondenJ.undIhrenL
      @VondenJ.undIhrenL 22 години тому +10

      I don't know the Hulk, but I've heard of She-Hulk. It's like a He-The-She-Hulk I suppose?

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому +2

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @OnlyHereForCake
      @OnlyHereForCake 21 годину тому +12

      It was a slow week at the Maximoff residence and Wanda wanted to make a quick buck

    • @DioShiver
      @DioShiver 17 годин тому +2

      That's actually a pretty cool sinopsis

  • @M3atbucket
    @M3atbucket День тому +8475

    4:15 "Didn't win the lottery but ended up in the hospital. 5 Stars." 💀

    • @frankensteinlives
      @frankensteinlives День тому +263

      I need this embroidered on a sweater

    • @China_cat_sunmeower
      @China_cat_sunmeower День тому +86

      Might be the best thing on the internet fr

    • @dwydeezdundoon
      @dwydeezdundoon День тому +28

      Been sittin on this turd for awhile and finally pushed it out. Atta boy Chad

    • @laundrysauce234
      @laundrysauce234 23 години тому +28

      "They said I'll need to wait another three months before i get the truck back, i guess the brakes, doors, motor, accelerator, trunk, brake lights, and like the whole thing is broke. also no autopilot yet. Love the truck though 10/10" type vibes

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

  • @bardofthe90s57
    @bardofthe90s57 23 години тому +1515

    This is so weird, I thought Etsy banned selling spells years ago. Like, genuinely, in their ToS they had something along the lines of "no selling non-physical or digital goods or services" or something like that.

    • @melcobelc
      @melcobelc 17 годин тому +138

      Digital Goods are still sold, people are still offering hacked pokemon and stuff like that.
      Maybe its officially banned, but just not properly enforced.

    • @princeopumpkins
      @princeopumpkins 16 годин тому +45

      @@melcobelc idk cus in the UK at least you can filter by digital goods; I think with spells though, they're neither - they're a service. maybe services are banned?

    • @NightshadeGoddess
      @NightshadeGoddess 16 годин тому +66

      digital goods are allowed, you can sell artwork and stuff after all

    • @romanmay2867
      @romanmay2867 16 годин тому +40

      well crochet patterns are online digital products but i think it just depends on

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 16 годин тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel..

  • @frankensteinlives
    @frankensteinlives 20 годин тому +392

    Not only would they take away your free will, they've demonstrated that they're willing to pay real money to do so! Fun!

    • @Mehrologist
      @Mehrologist 15 годин тому +5

      No. This world is getting scary

    • @undenyr4913
      @undenyr4913 7 годин тому +3

      @@Mehrologist always has been

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 6 годин тому +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      ...

  • @GETBACKHEREISLA
    @GETBACKHEREISLA День тому +3269

    holding space for chad chad

  • @reptile_disfunction
    @reptile_disfunction День тому +1859

    I'm devestated to hear this thing between Capital One and you. I thought we were exclusive

    • @rowannnnnnnnn
      @rowannnnnnnnn День тому +66

      Capitol One played us all, huh? 😔

    • @estebanod
      @estebanod 16 годин тому +1

      ​@rowannnnnnnnn Capitel One a player 😢

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 15 годин тому +3

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      .

    • @Reds_ofthedawn
      @Reds_ofthedawn 14 годин тому +10

      @@ville-c4u lies lies and more lies

    • @DistressedCrab
      @DistressedCrab 9 годин тому

      @@Reds_ofthedawnand lies on… top of lies

  • @SILLYSPACEGUY76
    @SILLYSPACEGUY76 День тому +4753

    Your hair is so pretty!! The purple fits you so much!!

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 День тому +448

      She clearly bought a quick hair color spell from Etsy

    • @Hexaphobia
      @Hexaphobia День тому +84

      Chad Chad's glamours appearance is clearly witchcraft, always slaying ✨
      very sus... >_>

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 День тому +42

      Oh I didn't even notice the purple tips lulz. Her hair is always changing and always looks great haha.

    • @alchemlemnis
      @alchemlemnis День тому +2

      SO TRUE

    • @darcybaby9265
      @darcybaby9265 День тому +33

      Their hair changed so much throughout the video oh my god

  • @An_even_fuller_sun
    @An_even_fuller_sun 22 години тому +806

    6:05 some people are so childish, naive and/or self centered that they really think "I like this person so much that I don't respect their decision or autonomy" and "I care about this person so much that I am going to take away their ability to say no" is an acceptable mind set (even though the spells are probably BS, the fact they are even trying is crazy). People like that truly do not know what love is and they will never find out if they continue to objectify the people around them like that. WILD. I know someone that has probably tried these "spells" and they, at the time I knew them, were a obsessive enough about me and the people I dated that my family thought she might be a dangerous person.....so. Not everyone is like that person but if you are into this love spell sh*t stop while you still have a somewhat level head on your shoulders.

    • @btarczy5067
      @btarczy5067 19 годин тому +47

      „Probably BS“?
      You’re giving them a lot of credit. Personally, if I could literally do magic I would be selling my services for 3.99 on Etsy but I can’t imagine that anyone else would be such a bad businessperson.

    • @rainestar82
      @rainestar82 19 годин тому +58

      really deep down a lot of them arent just naive and self centered theyre INSECURE. They feasr being alone or rejected more than they fear being abusive. I used to know someone like this and they GENUINELY BELIEVED their delusions that this guy loved them, he just wouldnt show it.... the scary part is it isnt outright cruelty or selfishness, the people doing stuff like that lack self awareness and yeah maturity. And I dont believe in this stuff but I do believe in energies and that shit is inviting some BAD energy in. youre right, someone willing to do stuff like this WHO BELIEVES IN IT usually has other signs of breaking boundaries or being abusive or dangerous. Im sorry you had to encounter someone like that

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 16 годин тому +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      ..

    • @An_even_fuller_sun
      @An_even_fuller_sun 13 годин тому +11

      @@btarczy5067 yeah I was being polite since some of those people are literally unhinged. I didn't feel like arguing with one lol

    • @megalodon4586
      @megalodon4586 13 годин тому +8

      There’s this kind of being obsessively in love called “limerence” which might apply to this. Crazy stuff.

  • @regaltoast
    @regaltoast 21 годину тому +203

    Truly love when Chad Chad exposes me to something I had no idea existed and then turns it into a very funny video with multiple little sketches in it! Love all three hair styles too!

    • @VenusWise-d3r
      @VenusWise-d3r 6 годин тому +2

      i totally forgot about tarot readings on etsy and immediately ordered two after this video for fun lol

    • @regaltoast
      @regaltoast 5 годин тому +1

      @@VenusWise-d3r Are you now super strong like the Hulk?

  • @RandomBrit0
    @RandomBrit0 День тому +5717

    BABE, AWAKEN, THE QUEEN HATH POSTED!!!

  • @shiina29
    @shiina29 День тому +2437

    These break Etsy's terms of service, which people get around be saying they're for entertainment, or they send you a physical object and claim that's what they really sold you.

    • @_silience
      @_silience День тому

      Not defending these witches but tbf Etsy is just Amazon/Aliexpress 2.0 nowadays. Not a lot of moderation and standards to expect from them.

    • @businesszeus6864
      @businesszeus6864 День тому

      lmao pagan fraudsters

    • @ash_tray
      @ash_tray День тому +125

      That’s so scummy omg

    • @Meggielulubelle
      @Meggielulubelle День тому +33

      That’s real shady!

    • @China_cat_sunmeower
      @China_cat_sunmeower День тому

      If you really want to see some shit look up djinn magic, there’s so many magical items that supposedly contain a djinn. I found an extra special djinn egg once that cost I think like $50,000

  • @EdrickBluebeard
    @EdrickBluebeard День тому +382

    Increase Intelligence Spell works.
    You buy the spell, pay money for it, they tell you they cast the spell, and then you realize what an idiot you were to buy a spell from Etsy.
    Instant success!

  • @glitterandearth
    @glitterandearth 20 годин тому +59

    12:15 Can confirm, if someone says they love you as much as or more than dried mango they do,truly love you more than you could ever imagine (they probably still like the mango more though)

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 6 годин тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      ...

    • @glitterandearth
      @glitterandearth 6 годин тому

      @@ville-c4usorry,but is this satire?

  • @ThatOneSubTeacher
    @ThatOneSubTeacher 20 годин тому +71

    Those witches have maxed out confidence. To be able to buy cement and lemon juice together or. Whatever they use for "spells" at the store checkout.

  • @cuishanwu5
    @cuishanwu5 День тому +893

    Hiring a witch to make your problems go away instead of hiring a therapist lmao

    • @allace8735
      @allace8735 День тому +76

      As someone with intense social anxiety and autism the witch sounds like a much better idea lol 😂

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli День тому +43

      some may argue that they are equally effective lol

    • @qvzxn-8d9j06
      @qvzxn-8d9j06 День тому

      ​@@allace8735 ayoo fellow ace also very true i have autism and crippling social anxiety too and would much rather hire a witch lmao

    • @nalateley6795
      @nalateley6795 День тому +57

      witch is cheaper

    • @ashahahaha
      @ashahahaha День тому +23

      So we need a Therapy Witch your saying? 🤔

  • @ayoy9
    @ayoy9 День тому +875

    The transition in hairstyle mid video is what I live for everyday

    • @st3w1e
      @st3w1e День тому +73

      I was confused why her hair was 3 different lengths, styles, and colors 😭

    • @ozkey1558
      @ozkey1558 День тому

      @@st3w1e side effect of the spells obviously ✨

    • @Dr.GregHouse
      @Dr.GregHouse День тому

      @@st3w1emaybe shes worth it, maybe it’s loreal

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 13 годин тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      .

    • @failenn_7745
      @failenn_7745 3 години тому

      bro FOUR hair changes

  • @xoxomiha
    @xoxomiha День тому +1234

    can't believe you have a poster of my favorite award-winning movie, alien cake! it absolutely deserved the 23 minute standing ovation at cannes

    • @jfgibson73
      @jfgibson73 День тому +77

      that's like, 87.297% longer than the length of the actual film

    • @xoxomiha
      @xoxomiha День тому +33

      @@jfgibson73 thanks for doing the maths on that!

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 18 годин тому +2

      @@ville-c4u false

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 16 годин тому

      Real

  • @debdeb327
    @debdeb327 21 годину тому +42

    13:59 why did the cake continuing into the next frame SEND me

  • @FarahlisaHanifah
    @FarahlisaHanifah 4 години тому +32

    got an etsy ad on this video

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam День тому +1344

    "sexy Libra wants to date you" is the last thing I expected to hear from Chad today

  • @jessiecouto1433
    @jessiecouto1433 День тому +878

    I remember seeing one of these spells on Etsy go for around $630, and the thing is it doesn’t even specify what it would do. It just described how awesome she is at being a witch lol

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 День тому +69

      Love that. Unabashed grift and confidence

    • @Boggwaterr
      @Boggwaterr 22 години тому +10

      Now the real question.. did she.. have purchases on that potion specifically?…

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @Boggwaterr
      @Boggwaterr 22 години тому +7

      @@ville-c4u You could NOT have fixed her bro.

    • @maverick2560
      @maverick2560 17 годин тому +8

      It's a spell that makes money magically appear on their account, iirc.

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran День тому +1369

    I knew a girl in middle school that cut a piece of my hair when I wasn't looking and ran away giggling. She always gave me bad vibes.. and now I'm 99% sure she used my hair for some type of voodoo spell, and I'm only now realizing it. Oh god.
    Well now I have someone to blame for my problems at least :D

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому +3

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @johnnyjohnnyhottiethottie8345
      @johnnyjohnnyhottiethottie8345 22 години тому +16

      make sure you get whatevers on you removed

    • @Estella_alsoknownasgabi123
      @Estella_alsoknownasgabi123 21 годину тому +50

      @ville-c4u bot, and even if you weren't a bot no one would give a shit 😭🤚

    • @CaSCHWANK
      @CaSCHWANK 21 годину тому +20

      did you end up dating her

    • @kellygreen7236
      @kellygreen7236 21 годину тому

      If you're sincerely worried, I'd look up uncrossing spells or rituals. It doesn't hurt to look, and worst thing that happens if you give it a try is that it doesn’t work. But if you suspect something more nefarious or unsafe is going on currently, please tell trusted loved ones and maybe even the police if necessary. Good luck hon!

  • @kissandcontrol909
    @kissandcontrol909 20 годин тому +12

    Even before the end of the vid I was thinking to myself how different this felt and how much I enjoyed it, of course I always enjoy your vids but this hit a sweet spot somewhere between wholesome and satirical. I especially appreciate the dedication to the scientific method!

  • @stevegoatman1049
    @stevegoatman1049 11 годин тому +11

    I also had the thought of if you got to pick which Greek God because all I can imagine is someone casting a spell on you, and then your leg gets all fucked up because they picked Hephaestus

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 3 години тому

      they pick dio and if you're a guy you're growing a whole ass infant in ur thigh

  • @Bat-mm1rg
    @Bat-mm1rg День тому +715

    11:14 not the ddlc music playing while talking about getting someone to confess feelings 😭

    • @myheroaus1345
      @myheroaus1345 День тому +39

      I thought I was going insane thank the gods

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android День тому +7

      Omg yes😭

    • @daniisilly
      @daniisilly День тому +9

      I lowkey got jumpscared when I heard it

    • @xii7548
      @xii7548 День тому +1

      right?!

    • @dedpanda
      @dedpanda День тому +5

      I literally just started playing ddlc for the first time a few days ago, thought I'd left the game running.

  • @TeaUnicorn
    @TeaUnicorn День тому +486

    chadchad: you can only have two grandmothers???
    me and my long family history of divorce, who immediately assumed it was referring to the eldest of 4 grandmothers: huh

    • @bee7160
      @bee7160 День тому +41

      right like i have 8 grandmas 😭

    • @China_cat_sunmeower
      @China_cat_sunmeower День тому +34

      @@TeaUnicorn Grew up just never questioning that I had a whole extra set of grandparents who were always super nice, but only ever took my sister to stay with them, and always got her way cooler Christmas presents…

    • @syafiqjabar
      @syafiqjabar День тому +7

      My father also had 4 mothers and 2 fathers. Unfortunately the last one of them died a few years ago.

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 День тому +8

      When someone says they only have 2 sets of grandparents it makes my brain short circuit for a bit until I remember you don't have to get divorced after you get married, and that it is in fact not normal.

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 День тому +2

      I have like 6 grandpas lol

  • @cheses.
    @cheses. День тому +461

    First a fairy hunter, now a spell buyer. Oh how ironic

    • @Mousieofhousie
      @Mousieofhousie День тому +12

      Oh, how the mighty have fallen 😔 hope Chad gets the help she needs to get over her magic problem 🙏

  • @dominique8655
    @dominique8655 6 годин тому +2

    i was into this stuff three years ago when i was going thru a rough time… and i found some of that stuff in my room and i was like that’s kinda crazy how much power i thought those things had. when what really helped me was therapy, my friends, and self-reflection/reading. but i was just grasping at whatever i thought could possibly help at the time. i do think there are people in that space that genuinely want to help but there are others that take advantage of really vulnerable people

  • @sharkbite4683
    @sharkbite4683 23 години тому +19

    2:13 ok but like the bombas socks are like actually fire. One of the rare ads I can get behind ☄️☄️☄️☄️

  • @snowleopard2288
    @snowleopard2288 День тому +464

    “Hold on tight little spider monkey” 😭 the twilight reference

    • @nt_partlycloudy21
      @nt_partlycloudy21 День тому +6

      Omg that whole vampire sequence had me dying

    • @queenofthespinach6387
      @queenofthespinach6387 22 години тому +1

      🐀🐀🐀

    • @nicolaslabra2225
      @nicolaslabra2225 21 годину тому +2

      There was another subtler one before too

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 14 годин тому

      Rewatched that movie not long ago and eugh, it DID NOT age well!

    • @slowlanegamer
      @slowlanegamer 11 годин тому

      I was really hoping she was going to do the scene with the diamond skin “ 🤨 say it” “👩🏻 Vampire” …. “🏃🏃🏃🏃🧛🏃🏃🧛”
      🤣🤣 god the TikToks get me still about twilight lmao the movies are hilarious fr. I decided to read the books for the first time since I was like 16 as an adult now and 👀 my god how clumsy she wrote Bella in the book and how many times Edward is like “you are such a dumb a** for being near me” …. Bella following the guys back thru the woods but she’s so dumb and clumsy she tripped and fell on the ground. 😂 bro could we not have dialed back the insane things a little bit. The one where he’s been watching her sleep and she’s just like “🥰 aww he’s so cute” girl you just met and he’s been breaking in and watching you sleep lmao

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury День тому +221

    Ok, so chad is going to be a rich, lucky, uncursed, super buff, vampire hulk? But she's already the chad

  • @Malowith
    @Malowith День тому +191

    Chad Chad is now canonically simultaneously a vampire and the Hulk.
    Do vampires need to be invited in if they smash through a wall?

    • @CrowMaiden
      @CrowMaiden 20 годин тому +7

      I'm now thinking of a vampire Hulk smashing through a wall and being blown back by Buffy the Vampire Slayer-style rules where vampires literally, physically cannot enter without invitation.
      (I know that probably isn't how it would work, but I'll abandon physics for a fun mental image.)

    • @Deemo202
      @Deemo202 13 годин тому +3

      "HULK SMASH HIS WAY UP TO THE FRONT DOOR SO HE CAN ASK TO BE INVITED IN!"

  • @mystiquedarkholm3818
    @mystiquedarkholm3818 22 години тому +30

    As a witch, I can say that most practitioners do not support love spells because they violate free will. It's different if you ask for an attraction spell (asking the universe to send you some hotties) because it's not targeting someone specifically. And whether or not anyone believes that the spells work, we can all agree that it's creepy.

    • @montamare8116
      @montamare8116 22 години тому +10

      I dont consider myself a white witch at all and even i think love spells are unethical.

    • @kellygreen7236
      @kellygreen7236 20 годин тому +5

      Yep ×9,999
      That shit ain't cool, and love and magic don't work like that. I've made spell jars for self-love and even to keep my relationship with my boyfriend strong and healthy, but never to take away someone else's choices. When people do want spells like that or use the "chant this three times to get him to blow up your phone" or "repost and like this video and he will become obsessed with you" or the "manifest yourself in his dreams" I think it indicates more of a problem they have around their view of romance,attraction,real love and self esteem.

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 18 годин тому +4

      Another witch here and I agree. To want someone so badly that you’re willing to ignore their wants and needs just to get them is so messed up. You don’t need magick at that point, you need therapy. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @wald-prinz
    @wald-prinz 17 годин тому +2

    Thank you for this video, I've had these popping up on Etsy every once in a while and I'm so fascinated by their mere existence

  • @KeatonX92
    @KeatonX92 День тому +154

    Been having some pretty rough days lately and an unfun medical diagnosis, but thanks for the laughs, Chaddest of Chads.
    Also your hair looks great, purple is the best color, and I'll sleep better tonight knowing my libra blood is a deterrent for at least 1 vampire.

  • @HyenaSheep
    @HyenaSheep День тому +388

    12:03 in a tv show this lesbian moment would take 3 seasons and would end with tragical toxic make out scene

    • @SometimesDeadAndBuried
      @SometimesDeadAndBuried 20 годин тому +26

      Is this the killing eve plot

    • @PunkRatSoda
      @PunkRatSoda 20 годин тому +27

      Arcane moment

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 15 годин тому +1

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      .

    • @HyenaSheep
      @HyenaSheep 15 годин тому +4

      @@ville-c4u ok buddy

    • @eli6969
      @eli6969 14 годин тому

      ​@@ville-c4uaccount made a month ago sureeeee buddddd

  • @marlenacooper3165
    @marlenacooper3165 День тому +196

    I have rapidly discovered that you are the funniest person I know of on UA-cam

  • @TheRealBunnyMan
    @TheRealBunnyMan 23 години тому +7

    11:00 poor Chad getting the religious homeschool experience instead of the autistic child homeschool experience

  • @thislycantomboy7087
    @thislycantomboy7087 8 годин тому +9

    “remember im homeschooled” dw chad chad the implication that the hydra is a greek *god* did make me squint

  • @Loony_Eyelash5
    @Loony_Eyelash5 День тому +70

    "You're a 27-year-old Ipad kid" BRUTAL 😭😭

  • @spidorfriends8191
    @spidorfriends8191 День тому +67

    why do I feel like Chad got (somehow) even prettier just to spite the people who were hating for no reason

  • @_sandakin_
    @_sandakin_ День тому +477

    everyone say thank you chad chad

  • @One_Pun
    @One_Pun 19 годин тому +3

    I do my own best body spell 6 days a week. It starts with some joint warmup and then it includes lots of weights relocation and sweat. Oh, and lots of food.

  • @Kit_Katttttttt13
    @Kit_Katttttttt13 23 години тому +7

    The TikTok witch girlies are what scared me out of practicing pagan witchcraft to get closer to my culture (I’m slowly getting back into it) honestly I think tiktok has ruined everything for me like I just wanted to watch fun videos about my curly hair and now everybody on my fyp is pissed off and want the whole world to die why is everyone on TikTok always pissed off😭

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @V6HAVOC
      @V6HAVOC 19 годин тому +2

      The moment i stopped using tiktok my life has been so much less miserable no joke. Everybody on that app just wants to be miserable all the time and drag others down with them, now i limit myself to just watching silly skits and edits lol. Same thing w twitter

  • @def_knell802
    @def_knell802 День тому +153

    8:13 my brain read “Spells by Autism” and I will die on this hill thank you. I’m also sleep deprived goodnight Chad 🎉

  • @CaseyA456.7
    @CaseyA456.7 День тому +85

    The description of Etsy was pretty spot on! "Earrings that were definitely not drop-shipped, or a spell to turn all your enemies into dust. We also have cheese!" 😂

  • @iguessimhere2632
    @iguessimhere2632 День тому +119

    The entirety of your subscribers are already under the Etsy witch spell, all of us confess our undying love for our great Chad

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

    • @iguessimhere2632
      @iguessimhere2632 21 годину тому +1

      @ average bot comment

  • @-cookieberries-300
    @-cookieberries-300 6 годин тому +1

    1:50 I was honesty was expecting this to be a transition for a sponsorship for some vpn that protects you from spam callers 😭 would have been soo smooth

  • @laurencarlson1235
    @laurencarlson1235 20 годин тому +3

    Chad Chad in Kurtis’s merch is so sweet and supportive

  • @ashleightp
    @ashleightp День тому +103

    i love the new hair! also love how it changed several times throughout the video those spells really did work huh

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

  • @zolozorro9855
    @zolozorro9855 День тому +193

    14:20 I genuinely can't tell if there was an intentional joke in the way her form drastically changed from 2 weeks prior. Yeah, the correct form does make it way easier to lift heavy things.

    • @MrGoldfish8
      @MrGoldfish8 День тому +7

      Exactly haha

    • @knightfromhell1
      @knightfromhell1 11 годин тому +6

      The curved back hurt my eyes. I'm glad she didn't injure herself

  • @SharkBerry
    @SharkBerry День тому +51

    THE KURTIS CONNER JUMPER AHHH IT'S THE CUTEST DESIGN

    • @ellianna_mae
      @ellianna_mae 18 годин тому +5

      stop i was wondering if anyone else noticed!!! i was thinking the same thing fr

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 15 годин тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.
      .

  • @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC
    @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC 21 годину тому +2

    Oh! Speaking of ad reads… You shared a certain company a while back as an ad read. Well, it sent me down the rabbit hole looking into the company. I only signed up to support the channel, that’s free and easy to do. You were giving something away.
    But they got me, and I bought new toys. And whoa that’s different. 😮 So thank you for sharing. You’ve helped improve our (gestures broadly) quality of life. 😂😂

  • @beepboop5352
    @beepboop5352 9 годин тому

    It's genuinely such a joy for me to see that you've uploaded a new video. You are so hilarious!

  • @Natasha_Velkirk
    @Natasha_Velkirk День тому +115

    The commment about not wanting to deal with the winter months is so real, as someone who seems to just get progressively sadder as winter goes on.

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF День тому +11

      Just sounds like seasonal depression

    • @necromaster998
      @necromaster998 День тому +8

      You might ask your doctor about vitamin D injections

    • @darkworldkrisdreemurr
      @darkworldkrisdreemurr День тому

      Gotta agree with you there op

    • @Lemu_with_a_shirt
      @Lemu_with_a_shirt День тому

      As someone with a bad case of seasonal depression who loves the cold, the views in winter, the migratory winter animals etc, gotta disagree hard, despite how much those months suck.

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix День тому

      Yeah I hate winter. I get depressed and have to deal with sometimes even -40 degrees Celsius. I’m jealous of all the people who actually like winter because they probably live in a warmer climate and don’t have to worry as much about frostbite (I lost the tip of my thumb that way).

  • @jfgibson73
    @jfgibson73 День тому +61

    It is pretty comforting to know that if things ever get tough, some preteens have made spiritual TikTok’s I can refer to

  • @jaydenakasoda2927
    @jaydenakasoda2927 День тому +58

    Evil Chad Chad be like, "my name isn't Chad Chad, *whispers* it is really"

  • @lizzyizzywizzy
    @lizzyizzywizzy 22 години тому +1

    this reminds me so much of strange aeons’s etsy spells/curses video but chad’s version, i love it so much. i feel like the two cakes meme

  • @vera8404
    @vera8404 6 годин тому +1

    I initially encountered the concept of Etsy Magic on TikTok, but I failed to comprehend its nature and dismissed it as a jest. I appreciate your coverage of this topic. I've been off the net recently, so I am playing catch-up. Oops, I killed my boyfriend, took up some reading time, and let me unwind. Loved that book!

  • @HarukaSakuraiLover
    @HarukaSakuraiLover День тому +47

    I keep forgetting that you're a real person with friends and not just a little person in my phone

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain 7 годин тому

      I’m the little person in your phone. It’s kinda cramped but the rent is low.

    • @HarukaSakuraiLover
      @HarukaSakuraiLover 4 години тому

      @@DoctorBiobrain stop complaining or ill raise the price :/

  • @ok.8363
    @ok.8363 День тому +34

    i recently bought the soul of a lithuanian man on etsy and my life hasn't been the same ever since

    • @mrnobodyatallnoneed
      @mrnobodyatallnoneed День тому +7

      what a coincidence, i recently bought the soul of a latvian man on etsy and my life has been only going upward

    • @ok.8363
      @ok.8363 9 годин тому

      @@mrnobodyatallnoneeddo you know if the souls of estonian men help with back pain?

  • @waithenar
    @waithenar День тому +77

    NEW CHAD CHAD VIDEO??? HELL YEAH, SCREW STUDYING FOR MY MATH EXAM!

  • @melissajacobs6539
    @melissajacobs6539 8 годин тому +2

    chad chad wearing kurtis connor merch is everything

  • @simoncm8352
    @simoncm8352 8 годин тому

    The 5 seconds of extremely quiet Doki Doki Literature Club music while talking about the love spell at 11:14 was a nice touch.

  • @thatoneeggplant
    @thatoneeggplant День тому +134

    I'm a witch and a Hellenic Polytheist, but I have always hated these Etsy "spells". 98% of the time it's predatory people lazily taking advantage of people, and now with AI they don't even have to lift a finger. I would love to start a little pagan supplies shop where I can sell herbs and candles and such, but all these fake listings have made me reconsider. I have also seen some of these "witches" claim to sell literally deities and spirits... like ummm lol

    • @CG-lf8st
      @CG-lf8st 23 години тому +24

      I once saw an Etsy where a lady was selling 'haunted dolls' for $1000+ each and it was so obvious that each dolls blurb about the 'soul' inside it was just made up by ai.

    • @skyguyisHOT
      @skyguyisHOT 23 години тому +5

      Don't even get started on trying to buy witch supplies online; you're lucky to just be scammed.

    • @jaebird3077
      @jaebird3077 23 години тому +23

      Does that mean 2% of the time I could become a handsome-hulked-out-vampire with extreme intelligence? I like those odds.......

    • @Sursie_Metzger
      @Sursie_Metzger 22 години тому

      It’s giving Spells of Magic vibes from the 2010’s, it was a huge platform for awhile with spells and forums but filled mostly with younger people interested in witchcraft and a variety of other things and then essentially became overran by pervs and teens convinced they’re a mermaid, werewolf or demigod of some kind. After over 20 years of reading into and learning from various forms of occultism and hermeticism the one thing that never seems to die off is people offering spells for money and now there’s social media is at a point where people can be promoting those “services” on multiple platforms at one times and reach sooo many people. Etsy has really gone down hill in so many ways from the insane amount of drop shipped products and businesses making MULTIPLE pages for their products. I’ve found one main clothing shop that has 2 smaller pages under 2 different names all offering the same clothing and accessory items with the same models, titles etc except they’re using photos taken in different locations with different poses and there’s an obvious branding pattern from color scheme to design and listing the same item multiple times on each page to increase chances of people finding it making the same shirt or whatever is ALL that shows up when you search for anything like it 😮‍💨

    • @rottingstarz
      @rottingstarz 22 години тому +9

      I was looking for a comment like this because I don't want any more stigma about actual witches :/

  • @presleycobb8523
    @presleycobb8523 День тому +21

    The “you constantly change your hair because your not happy with yourself.” I felt that on a different level.

  • @graves5091
    @graves5091 День тому +31

    The Gabi Belle cameo was 🔥🔥🔥11:41

  • @alexisperreault6317
    @alexisperreault6317 23 години тому +3

    Thanks for bringing back the iconic outro, good video 👍🏼

  • @martivivanc0667
    @martivivanc0667 9 годин тому +1

    I love the way her hair changed 3 times throughout the video. Hell, she's probably an Etsy witch of her own too

  • @zuzannaleszczynska9287
    @zuzannaleszczynska9287 День тому +43

    ur literally saving my life with these videos chadchad love u 🫶

  • @jasperzatch610
    @jasperzatch610 День тому +14

    My chronic pain currently has me in tears on the floor, I couldn't be more thankful for the timing of this Chad chad video to help distract me

  • @junkoenshema2287
    @junkoenshema2287 День тому +61

    Chad chad ate my child and i am so greatful

  • @sudupiti
    @sudupiti 14 годин тому

    Thank God you posted, I needed my internal monologues about the craziness on this planet, validated.

  • @Sporgut
    @Sporgut 9 годин тому

    Very blended family that lives forever. I've met 10 of my grandmas, my brother in christ.

  • @WotDennis
    @WotDennis День тому +154

    buy me a spell mom

  • @brittb1696
    @brittb1696 День тому +28

    I love you, Chad Chad.
    Sorry, the spell had to travel through several time zones, and then got held up in customs.

    • @Bloody_Corpses
      @Bloody_Corpses 22 години тому

      I think the spell was stronger than she realized as I love her too

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 День тому +120

    "Bring back stubborn ex spell. I would rather die."
    You know this is why we love you. 🤣
    Also, 13:45 I can't believe Josh snuck into your garage and farted.

  • @pauliwhirl3536
    @pauliwhirl3536 8 годин тому

    Literally one of your best videos yet, absolutely hilarious!

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 9 годин тому

    “my dryer won’t stop working, it works too much” is such a hilarious statement especially since it actually makes sense

  • @crows2808
    @crows2808 День тому +20

    Chad considers a test to find out if she's a vampire. Looks at the daylight outside.
    "No," she tells herself, "I'm a youtuber."

  • @Lumix__
    @Lumix__ День тому +27

    HER MAJESTY HAS RETURNED

  • @disc0barbie
    @disc0barbie День тому +25

    good afternoon chad chad, this is your friendly reminder that you are a very cool person who is contributing neat and valuable things into the world. i am grateful you exist.

  • @AlenaDragonne
    @AlenaDragonne 4 години тому

    Funniest video yet. Your comedic editing is unmatched. Literally cackling

  • @sillylittlefurcula
    @sillylittlefurcula 19 годин тому

    Honestly these days, as youtube encourages creators to make longer videos (and as an artist who loves 5h long deep dives to help me focus). Resisting the pressure also means that people expect some level of quality from videos under 20 min and you never disapoint.

  • @SimplyTrulyNothing
    @SimplyTrulyNothing День тому +17

    I’ll never forget the time I stumbled upon a divorce spell on Etsy, like that doesn’t feel morale

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 18 годин тому +2

      Was...was it to make another couple divorce or like, a spell to make yourself the victor in divorce court?

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury День тому +32

    1:15 ChadChad is a vampire,i think we all knew, deep down

  • @InertiaCreeps
    @InertiaCreeps День тому +19

    Yes! Finally -ChadChad- _(not really)_ has returned to her roots with a proper intro and all is right with the world!

  • @a.nameless7530
    @a.nameless7530 22 години тому

    So happy to see another vid :D
    Accidentally binge watched the entire channel last week

  • @Izi-p6w
    @Izi-p6w 23 години тому +1

    Loving the creativity in the trivia answers

  • @bronaroni289
    @bronaroni289 День тому +34

    i love the purple hair chad

  • @TheRealCheeseEater999
    @TheRealCheeseEater999 День тому +51

    "THANK YOU CHAD CHAD!!", we all scream in union.

  • @Lunar752
    @Lunar752 День тому +14

    NEW CHAD CHAD VIDEO! WOO! I watch the whole library of videos(that are still there because I haven’t been watching for long) up to this point and was really hoping to see more soon! It’s super fun here!

    • @ville-c4u
      @ville-c4u 22 години тому

      I was clearly able to make better content than chad. And she clearly steals my content for Moolah and I have proof on my channel.

  • @Rscanlon322
    @Rscanlon322 22 години тому

    This is one of your best videos in a while :) they’re all good but this was particularly funny

  • @Alex-zo6so
    @Alex-zo6so 19 годин тому +1

    "I love you ChadChad" we all say in unison stubbornly

  • @Sacrimony_
    @Sacrimony_ День тому +43

    5:20 lmaooo she completely understood what was written wrong and that made it hilarious

  • @DissociativeImpossibleDreaming
    @DissociativeImpossibleDreaming День тому +33

    Joyful days upon us!!!!

  • @3quaaq
    @3quaaq День тому +23

    16:05 "Hold on tight little Spider monkey" Hmmmm i know that from somewhere 🤨😍🤠

  • @chinita2463
    @chinita2463 4 години тому

    I love the multiple hair colours in this video 😂 every clip is a different hair colour! All beautiful though! Clearly the hair change spell worked well!

  • @kimthomas1493
    @kimthomas1493 8 годин тому

    thank you for having the ONLY GOOD UA-cam SPONSOR EVER
    I HAVE NEEDED NEW SOCKS FOR YEARS