YOU vs Spider-Man - How Could You Defeat Him?

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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  6 років тому +960

    Who's your favorite Marvel character? Why do you like him so much?

  • @Hannah-sv6yr
    @Hannah-sv6yr 5 років тому +1127

    There are two simpler options:
    1. Spider Repellant.
    2. Snap

  • @squeezer8928
    @squeezer8928 5 років тому +803

    I love how he says ”the average joe” proceeds to say you need an anti missle gun that goes on navy ships

    • @atrain153
      @atrain153 5 років тому +20

      Exactly

    • @dogsarec001
      @dogsarec001 5 років тому +41

      Scorpio also this is some pretty big brains for the *average joe*

    • @gresanbaranda5038
      @gresanbaranda5038 5 років тому +1

      👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

    • @israelkristianadams2700
      @israelkristianadams2700 5 років тому +26

      How am i going to get an anti missle gun when i cant even buy a pickup truck

    • @dogsarec001
      @dogsarec001 5 років тому +3

      Israel Kristian Adams idk sounds like a u problem

  • @Bakkcom
    @Bakkcom 6 років тому +2245

    (every spiderman enemy is taking notes)

  • @samuelderik322
    @samuelderik322 5 років тому +570

    They forgot he's extremely smart and unpredictable

    • @user-cn8xi4el6h
      @user-cn8xi4el6h 5 років тому +30

      And that spider man can stick o walls couse of some leectro magnetic thingy

    • @leandromorales3658
      @leandromorales3658 5 років тому +23

      @@user-cn8xi4el6h meaning he can stick to EVERY surface

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 5 років тому +5

      He cant stick to buttocks or breast if their willing to be stuck at! 😤

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 5 років тому +2

      NOT willing to be stuck at... 😥

    • @shaunthemoose5824
      @shaunthemoose5824 5 років тому +5

      Spidy is unpredictable

  • @Command.
    @Command. 6 років тому +569

    1966: In the future we will have flying cars!
    2018: how to beat spiderman in a 1v1

    • @jrlopez1027.
      @jrlopez1027. 6 років тому +4

      What a copier I saw this in what happens when you jump on 2074 goombas in mario

    • @justanoldtoxicaccsorry8000
      @justanoldtoxicaccsorry8000 6 років тому +1

      @@jrlopez1027. ummmmmm that lie is so old you know it's a lie cause they didn't even know what the real 1966s people says

    • @Kidzavage
      @Kidzavage 6 років тому +1

      @@romajiroblox2957 they did say that in a old magazine

    • @epicbattles9338
      @epicbattles9338 6 років тому +1

      2019: Now how to beat BatMan 1v1

    • @Jeffees
      @Jeffees 6 років тому

      Krip Sop KOY KI. get r/wooooshed

  • @thewintersoldier657
    @thewintersoldier657 6 років тому +1053

    Please do the next episode on
    *YOU VS THE INCREDIBLE HULK*

    • @nmj8845
      @nmj8845 6 років тому +112

      Here's the short answer to that: instant death

    • @shananjeevaraj2767
      @shananjeevaraj2767 6 років тому +13

      I will just use bygon bug spray

    • @candycreature3095
      @candycreature3095 6 років тому +42

      Battle starts*
      Hulk Squishes you*
      Battle over

    • @killakittydj6786
      @killakittydj6786 6 років тому +2

      GG

    • @johnbrown2163
      @johnbrown2163 6 років тому +1

      He is easy, Just be funny and polite and capture the Dr. in a cage and just run away...

  • @mr.knifegun7941
    @mr.knifegun7941 5 років тому +116

    Every spiderman villain: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @lizardlad279
    @lizardlad279 4 роки тому +76

    “so how do I beat Spider-Man”
    Infographics show: get a military grade turret, simple

  • @kylecaudill481
    @kylecaudill481 6 років тому +349

    Spider Man literally sticks to anything, Glass, Metal, Brick, Plastic, hell he's even stuck to the hulk before,

    • @Mobiledust
      @Mobiledust 6 років тому +16

      Kyle Caudill his sticky powers are based off some electro magnetic bull crap

    • @mrcopyfish6057
      @mrcopyfish6057 6 років тому +3

      Yea right

    • @honestcomment862
      @honestcomment862 5 років тому +15

      Yes he can his suit Is magnetic thats how he can climb with the suit on not because of his spider hair which Is blocked off when he wears the suit, It's been addressed In the comic books.

    • @Spiderman-ht1zb
      @Spiderman-ht1zb 5 років тому +4

      And can doge bullets

    • @plucas1
      @plucas1 5 років тому +15

      @@anthonypit1fan898 JHC, it's not literally magnetic, they're talking about the electro-magnetic chemical bonds between molecules, which according to the comics he manipulates in order to stick to things.

  • @alexalexandru691
    @alexalexandru691 5 років тому +553

    R.I.P Stan Lee, you will be missed!

  • @leonelreyes9614
    @leonelreyes9614 6 років тому +314

    I feel like a Spider-man villian trying to find out how to defeat him by watching this

    • @kathleensarkeesian8506
      @kathleensarkeesian8506 6 років тому +17

      A supervillian named the average joe

    • @Dankan97
      @Dankan97 6 років тому +15

      Taskmaster basically

    • @sour3000
      @sour3000 6 років тому +9

      @@Dankan97 Taskmaster: "I know all your moves!!!"

    • @ilovecatscats1558
      @ilovecatscats1558 6 років тому

      Hahaha

    • @mohammedquraishi7072
      @mohammedquraishi7072 6 років тому

      That white shirt guy killed MJ. how can you be a Evil villain without any reason . there has to be some reason to be a Evil villain

  • @dylanswords9520
    @dylanswords9520 5 років тому +305

    Steps to avoid spiderman:
    1. Bug spray
    2. Profit

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 6 років тому +322

    Spiderman, Spiderman
    Does whatever spider can,
    Everything had gotten dark
    _I don't feel so good Mr. Stark_
    Oh no, there goes Spider Man

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 6 років тому +10

      @Joseph Hernandez I'm don't came here for the joke. I know it's a joke but I can find that scene sad.

    • @ayranuzz6989
      @ayranuzz6989 6 років тому +10

      I tried to sing with your lyrics and ended up crying.

    • @jamesjames601
      @jamesjames601 6 років тому +3

      I found this on a video before :o

    • @tofuelemental6920
      @tofuelemental6920 6 років тому +2

      *sniff* beautiful

    • @BryMakesArt
      @BryMakesArt 6 років тому +2

      Hilarious and original! /s

  • @akaashbanerjee8384
    @akaashbanerjee8384 5 років тому +483

    Stan Lee didn't die, Heaven just wanted a cameo

    • @lilice962
      @lilice962 5 років тому +3

      he did die

    • @radogoji6863
      @radogoji6863 5 років тому +8

      Akaash your not Wrong.

    • @ferdijohanniskamagi
      @ferdijohanniskamagi 5 років тому +6

      Nah the movie called "Gateway to heaven" needed a cameo

    • @markybarky8661
      @markybarky8661 5 років тому

      @@MoodyCoff r/woooooooshwithfouro's

    • @markybarky8661
      @markybarky8661 5 років тому +1

      @@MoodyCoff r/yesitisaredditpostwtfareyouonabout

  • @FBIJim
    @FBIJim 6 років тому +420

    Easy
    You miss thanos’s head

  • @KaazP
    @KaazP 5 років тому +194

    Use Infinity stones that works 50% of the time

    • @thecomplexsimplifier9539
      @thecomplexsimplifier9539 5 років тому

      You actually get to chose who/what gets dusted

    • @zamek4744
      @zamek4744 5 років тому +5

      *Spider-Man exits the chat*

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 5 років тому +5

      Azka Kusumantio but what if there was an odd number of people?!

    • @GutsIsTheGoat17
      @GutsIsTheGoat17 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @greenberet3326
      @greenberet3326 5 років тому +1

      UNNECESSARY CASUALTIES ARE NECESSARY FOR ELIMINATING A MAJOR ENEMY

  • @mhs014
    @mhs014 5 років тому +335

    Why would you want a fight a hero?
    *YOU’RE A VILLAIN*

  • @Error-eb9gv
    @Error-eb9gv 5 років тому +287

    You'll never get through Spider-Man's plot armor though it's just too thick.

  • @lunaticfringe7240
    @lunaticfringe7240 6 років тому +218

    What will happen if Dr. Octopus is Watching this?

    • @thureinlin6363
      @thureinlin6363 6 років тому +16

      Imagine Venom is watching this .

    • @ShinKamaitachi
      @ShinKamaitachi 6 років тому +2

      Lunatic fringe I wish people would stop giving people ideas. 😝

    • @jacksepticeyeantisepticeye1374
      @jacksepticeyeantisepticeye1374 6 років тому +6

      Spider-man always finds a way so it wont matter

    • @arandomguyel-9402
      @arandomguyel-9402 6 років тому +3

      @jacksepticeye antisepticeye imagine thano didn’t watch this ( it’s ironic because thano defeat spider man)

    • @asianpersuasian3758
      @asianpersuasian3758 6 років тому +1

      Just say doc. Oc

  • @Alihussain-bn8qq
    @Alihussain-bn8qq 5 років тому +47

    I cant get a gaming pc and you're telling Me to buy navy weapon I will go back to the drawing board

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall 6 років тому +4

    1:49
    When you want a super power so you try to find some radioactive waste
    And you figure out the only "SUPER POWER" you get from radioactive waste is the power of...
    *You hAvE CanCeR*

  • @djbabua6371
    @djbabua6371 6 років тому +204

    RIP stan lee its so sad that a legend died

    • @corytrappint.v.2841
      @corytrappint.v.2841 6 років тому +1

      Wasn't he like 90 tho? Not all that sad bro

    • @VaanRavi
      @VaanRavi 6 років тому +6

      Stop tryna get likes off of someones death

    • @johnbrown2163
      @johnbrown2163 6 років тому

      I see Lord Thanos got ol Stan also...

    • @Playerofakind
      @Playerofakind 6 років тому

      @@corytrappint.v.2841 really dude

    • @defendd3144
      @defendd3144 6 років тому +1

      You're a bit late.

  • @Sam-Pound
    @Sam-Pound 6 років тому +244

    The real question is why would you wanna fight Spiderman

  • @someone8871
    @someone8871 5 років тому +44

    Spider man in the market
    Spider man: *sees uncle Ben's rice*
    Spider man : *cries* why did you leave uncle why.

  • @phoenix2068
    @phoenix2068 6 років тому +50

    *Dr. Octopus has liked the video*

  • @abdlhmdx
    @abdlhmdx 6 років тому +70

    Spider-man didn't grow sticky hair or whatever, in the comics he was said to have the power of molecular bonding making all surfaces stick to him (including glass) the only thing his body hair contributes is with his spider sense and if it was that he has the same sense of a spider he literally can *feel* if someone is moving behind him.

    • @zatharos6427
      @zatharos6427 6 років тому +7

      Yup. Gotta love it when this channel doesn’t do research on a subject very accessible on the internet. Just quick writing to get easy views on UA-cam i guess

    • @kristaforsparms2172
      @kristaforsparms2172 6 років тому +1

      They probably just didnt want to confuse average dumbass people whose minds just cant grasp around of what the hell is the molecular binding force.

    • @kristaforsparms2172
      @kristaforsparms2172 6 років тому

      And he is still probably too heavy to stick to a glass surface by just the molecular binding force.

  • @shrimpshot1581
    @shrimpshot1581 5 років тому +121

    You think We can afford a robot 20 mm minigun that the us navy uses on their ships to shoot down drones.

    • @connorrothschild5708
      @connorrothschild5708 5 років тому +3

      Well it is Spider-Man.

    • @shrimpshot1581
      @shrimpshot1581 5 років тому +3

      Connor Rothschild but we could buy a much cheaper m249 and license and it would still be cheaper even with 500 or so bullets

    • @thunderbladen8692
      @thunderbladen8692 5 років тому +2

      It's is Spider Man

    • @gokuultrainstinct2479
      @gokuultrainstinct2479 5 років тому +1

      you think can get a chance to fight spidey

    • @radranger55
      @radranger55 4 роки тому +1

      You’re only saying that now after he made a bunch of you versus with all of these and hey for all you know someone watching this might be rich AF

  • @youtubeseagull
    @youtubeseagull 6 років тому +79

    just move into his neighborhood, now he's friendlier.

    • @zigzag3720
      @zigzag3720 5 років тому +3

      your friendly neighbourhood spiderman

    • @zigzag3720
      @zigzag3720 5 років тому

      @Shadow Oskay bro whatever uhhhh

    • @youtubeseagull
      @youtubeseagull 5 років тому

      lol. that's this pic guy ya. @teach me how to make a cheese pizza

    • @youtubeseagull
      @youtubeseagull 5 років тому

      nope. i found this pic randomly. Turns out i have a few things in common like being artistic with art and music, etc. Obviously he's better than me. Cool guy he was. I like Lithuanian women as well. They are hot.@teach me how to make a cheese pizza

    • @akaashbanerjee8384
      @akaashbanerjee8384 5 років тому

      Underrated comment right here

  • @crash_ainz2081
    @crash_ainz2081 5 років тому +80

    Says that he is an average Joe, but expects him to be able to have/buy a Phalanx.

    • @iClone316
      @iClone316 5 років тому +5

      Average Joe in terms of physical capabilities.

    • @MrBuinhubinh
      @MrBuinhubinh 5 років тому

      @@iClone316 average joe>thanos+infinity gauntlet

  • @jodonwelch2878
    @jodonwelch2878 6 років тому +222

    How to beat Spider-Man? Bring him to avengers infinity war.

    • @KintaMinami
      @KintaMinami 6 років тому

      Cold

    • @jodonwelch2878
      @jodonwelch2878 6 років тому +6

      @@KintaMinami 😁 I dont think he was cold. He said He didnt feel so good 😂

    • @marcusholloway1158
      @marcusholloway1158 6 років тому

      Jodon Welch How will you bring Spider-Man in infinity war?

    • @marcusholloway1158
      @marcusholloway1158 6 років тому

      If you try to talk to Spiderman he knows that he has spider sense.And he will say no.

    • @jodonwelch2878
      @jodonwelch2878 6 років тому +2

      @@marcusholloway1158 Well he already went to infinity war and died 😂 so he doesnt have spidey sense no more because hes dead

  • @forgottenisconfused6706
    @forgottenisconfused6706 5 років тому +16

    *Spider-Man’s Nemesis’s:*
    “Write that down, Write that down!”

  • @kamdenmcleanmovies
    @kamdenmcleanmovies 5 років тому +55

    Lighting fast? Try hitting one with a newspaper. Works pretty well

    • @xavierlucky397
      @xavierlucky397 5 років тому +3

      Savage Cabbage Lighting fast sensory wise, yes. Doesn’t mean they can physically move that fast though. Even Spider-Man cannot.

    • @memerredeemertim6947
      @memerredeemertim6947 5 років тому

      Giant newspaper

  • @FunnyMachiganian
    @FunnyMachiganian 6 років тому +63

    or you could snap.
    thanos agrees with this comment

  • @Hound831
    @Hound831 6 років тому +51

    4:52 That won't work because he'll just web yank you back down.
    6:09 Unless he's charging you directly the Phalanx won't work either but you are on to something.
    Throughout the years Spiderman's spider sense has kept him away from an early grave yet it's not infallible. The Green Goblin discovered you can't hope to beat the Spider with a direct attack. You use a direct attack to distract his spider sense while you take him down with a quick secondary. Use the Phalanx to overload his spider sense with danger while you use a high powered sniper rifle to take him down. Even then his spider-sense won't let you score a killing blow. When Norman used heat seeking bullets that literally turned Peter into swiss cheese his spider-sense kept the bullets from hitting his vital organs. And he was still able to fight multiple superhumans later on.
    As for the Mary Jane.... plot armor I don't know. :)

    • @DeathTeamSolo
      @DeathTeamSolo 6 років тому +3

      No, a phalanx would annihilate him, if you could hit him. A phalanx would pump him so full of lead no spider sense will keep him alive. That is, if you could hit him.

    • @rexsalazar3302
      @rexsalazar3302 6 років тому +7

      @@DeathTeamSolo yh but spiderman took a missile point blank range and he dodge a snippet bullet without spar sense so. ..

    • @joshuadavis5538
      @joshuadavis5538 6 років тому

      Number Muncher mate I’ll just set my seagull on him

    • @berniebernal
      @berniebernal 6 років тому +5

      spiderman has a spider sense that works pretty much like ultra instinct.. he cannot be hit directly but.. The Green Goblin did devise a formula to negate the spider man's spider sense.

    • @deepee918
      @deepee918 6 років тому +2

      Ahh you COD boyz...first it fires 72 rounds a second not 50. And it does not fire lead it fires depleted uranium which can pierce armor. The CIWS if it could lock on to him as a threat would already anticipate his spider sensed moves as long as he is 6 miles away. The turrets will point toward him once he is detected. Once he begins to move the CIWS constantly updates his speeds and trajectories and headings and basically "figures him out" at the 4 to 6 mile data zone. Once he is within 2 miles the system fires where he will BE, not where he WAS. Pinpoint shot. Very, very "far from home"...

  • @mannybobanny6915
    @mannybobanny6915 5 років тому +19

    Spider sense? I think you mean his...
    Peter tingle

  • @princepatel-vu9rh
    @princepatel-vu9rh 6 років тому +224

    please do the next episode on
    YOU VS BATMAN

    • @riddler7727
      @riddler7727 6 років тому +31

      You literally don't stand a chance

    • @visibletonone.superiortoal2033
      @visibletonone.superiortoal2033 6 років тому +21

      Nope, you can never beat the Batman!

    • @thisguy7976
      @thisguy7976 6 років тому +21

      A better challenge would be how long you could hide from him. It's like defeating the government. He has satellites and access to surveillance cameras. He is an expert hacker and has even better ones at his disposal. Not to mention billions of dollars in cash, allies/underlings that will and can make short work of you, advanced weapons and vehicles. He knows where to find you as soon as you show your face in public.

    • @theonlybatmanthathasprepti454
      @theonlybatmanthathasprepti454 6 років тому +7

      Is that even a question?

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 6 років тому +9

      Your only chance is to escape to different dimension, and even that will only delay moment before Batman finds you and breaks all your bones.

  • @mohammedquraishi7072
    @mohammedquraishi7072 6 років тому +145

    Why you had to make this video

  • @hypedog4598
    @hypedog4598 6 років тому +72

    Ah yes I would *totally* try picking a fight with the guy who can punch a persons jaw off with ease, lift and throw cars, detect potential threats via a weird tingling feeling, dodge gunshots on a daily basis and can tank everything from grenades exploding near his face to punches from heavy hitters like the Rhino or the Incredible Hulk. Even if I was given a gun I believe that I, Average-Man, would have even less of a chance of beating the Friendly Neighborhood Wall Crawler in a straight up fight then D Listers such as Stiltman or Frogman.

    • @Ultramagnetic808
      @Ultramagnetic808 6 років тому +1

      So you're saying that Stiltman has a... leg up... on you?
      AHASKHASD LLOLOLOLOL...
      ( someone please help me, I'm incredibly lonely )

    • @mardu5847
      @mardu5847 6 років тому

      i like how you respected the hyphen in Average-Man.

    • @lloydchristian936
      @lloydchristian936 6 років тому +1

      Hype Dog you do have a chance. One of Spider-Man not we’ll know weakness is Ethyl Chloride.

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 Рік тому

      If this was trench warfare Spiderman can't do much

  • @amedievalknight6yearsago691
    @amedievalknight6yearsago691 5 років тому +59

    *When you Prepared all that But Thanos already Killed Him*

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 років тому +3

      And the average Joe from the Infographics Show beat Thanos too.

    • @thegamingfire597
      @thegamingfire597 5 років тому +1

      Um hello he came back alive

  • @thechimichanga6914
    @thechimichanga6914 5 років тому +43

    4:55 But Spider-Man has shown the ability to stick to glass.

    • @sahilkadyan4362
      @sahilkadyan4362 5 років тому +1

      Tru
      Dis blasphemy

    • @DrAlvinVet
      @DrAlvinVet 5 років тому +5

      It's literally on the DVD cover of Spiderman 3

    • @QuanLe-qd5ft
      @QuanLe-qd5ft 5 років тому +1

      butter

    • @AgentCoconut27
      @AgentCoconut27 5 років тому +2

      Not only that but in comics he has dodged gunfire from mini guns and mounted guns like the Vulcan before also he has used his webs to literally stop the guns like those from firing and his webs where strong enough to hold down the hulk. Not crazy enough well another change they made spiderman vs Batman fight where they looked at the fighters equipment and all there skills to see who would be the one to win mostly likely. And turns out that Batman would not win against spiderman unless he can bypass Spider-Man’s spider sense. Face it if spiderman wants you dead you dead 💀

    • @crazygecko8447
      @crazygecko8447 5 років тому +2

      That is true , plus Spider-Man NEVER developed organic webs , that's only in the 2000 Spiderman movies , the others he uses the webshooter

  • @boycabdesign
    @boycabdesign 6 років тому +61

    *Silk protein is stored in the balls*

  • @arturs_radins5854
    @arturs_radins5854 6 років тому +38

    Yeah sure let me grab my military weapons from my attic

    • @raylathemoonshadowelfassas1052
      @raylathemoonshadowelfassas1052 6 років тому +1

      Even then that's not enough. Spider-man is so powerful he web throwed a tank into another tank destroying both of them

  • @bunnyteeth2269
    @bunnyteeth2269 5 років тому +28

    The average Joe vs
    The average Joe

    • @funiguy2219
      @funiguy2219 4 роки тому +2

      *THEN BREAK INTO AREA FIFTY ONE AND GET THE SUPER CANNON ULTRA MEGA LAZER, AND BUY THE UNIVERSE SO YOU CAN SELL IT TO THE ALIENS AND THEY CAN END HUMANITY ITSELF, LAST THING YOU WANT IS TO BECOME A SUPER ALIEN PERSON*

  • @pudzel9835
    @pudzel9835 6 років тому +195

    How to defeat spider man? use bugspray
    if that doesn't work ..........RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!
    EDIT:Wow thanks for the likes everyone!

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 6 років тому +76

    *Spiderman has entered the server*
    *Thanos has entered the server*
    *Thanos puts on the Infinity Gauntlet*
    *Spiderman has left the server*

  • @asianpersuasian3758
    @asianpersuasian3758 6 років тому +84

    Cause the average joe has 100 thousands to millions of dollars. And access to military grade weapons. You shouldve said millionare heartless mecenar vs. Spider-man

    • @Johnjohn-lg1te
      @Johnjohn-lg1te 5 років тому +4

      we to avarage joe: "what's your superpower?"
      avarage joe: "i'm rich"

    • @lauries3961
      @lauries3961 5 років тому +5

      So basically, Batman vs Spiderman.

  • @husbee2555
    @husbee2555 5 років тому +10

    Far​ From​ Home​:Peter tingle
    All​ comics and​ Movies:spidey senses
    Infographics Show:Danger Sense

  • @ermacbigmac
    @ermacbigmac 6 років тому +36

    Alright lemme just get a giant military weapon on top of the roof without letting Spiderman see easy

  • @sergioagain8
    @sergioagain8 6 років тому +94

    Spiderman vs infinity stone
    I don't feel so good stark

  • @_Hyunism
    @_Hyunism 6 років тому +42

    How to defeat spider man
    Get an autograph

  • @ronaldmcdonald684
    @ronaldmcdonald684 5 років тому +10

    Throw a bannana with a claymore inside. As seen in far from home, he cant dodge bananas. That's his kryptonite.

  • @anothermark2082
    @anothermark2082 6 років тому +28

    0:10 *Danger Sense*
    Yes.

  • @acheekyyaqub
    @acheekyyaqub 6 років тому +81

    Do you know that Spider-Man once lifted a thing which weighs as much as a Locomotive ?

    • @blablabla7396
      @blablabla7396 6 років тому +20

      Yaqub The Pro yeah, you know what that thing is? A locomotive.

    • @undeadsoldier2362
      @undeadsoldier2362 6 років тому +7

      Did you know he once punched the Jaw of scorpion so hard he killed him?

    • @midnightreality2307
      @midnightreality2307 6 років тому +3

      @@undeadsoldier2362 Does it count if Doc Ock was in Spiderman body tho?

    • @ahmadafzal1918
      @ahmadafzal1918 6 років тому +1

      He lifted the entire daily bugle.
      So this feat isnt shit compared to the 1.2 million building he has Curled before

    • @claudiasuruy5533
      @claudiasuruy5533 6 років тому

      @Galaxy Gamer no he

  • @sergioagain8
    @sergioagain8 6 років тому +69

    Thanos vs infographic show ?

    • @rusko8294
      @rusko8294 6 років тому

      Just destory the stones xd

    • @ohoku5841
      @ohoku5841 6 років тому +1

      Infographic would give so much knowledge to Thanos his mind would explode

    • @rusko8294
      @rusko8294 6 років тому

      @@ohoku5841 Thanos: I don't feel so good.

    • @rusko8294
      @rusko8294 6 років тому

      @Aiheng Lol

  • @spideygamer8896
    @spideygamer8896 5 років тому +9

    2:37 this us why I don't trust this channel, Spidey can walk on glass, fact check and cite your sources

  • @sukiinfinity5949
    @sukiinfinity5949 6 років тому +57

    *Bug Spray*

  • @phlarb6505
    @phlarb6505 6 років тому +6

    This is the most jovial, light-hearted, and pleasantly-toned way I've ever heard someone talk about how to kill someone.

  • @stalememes6162
    @stalememes6162 5 років тому +102

    Here's the answer:No.
    If you are a human, you can't beat him. Spider-Man has dodged automatic gunfire and lasers, meaning he can dodge any weapon known to man. And Spider-Man is way stronger than how you said he was. Spider-Man was able to lift a hunk of steel that outweighed a locomotive, and the average locomotive in the 1960s is around 140 tons. And Spider-Man's webs have been able to restrain the Hulk, albeit for a limited time, and has shot his webbing into guns multiple times, preventing the gun firing. Since Spider-Man can easily dodge the Phalanx, he just has to shoot his webbing into the barrel of the unit, which is easy to figure out because he's a fricking genius, and only behind characters such as Iron Man, Reed Richards, Black Panther, and Doctor Doom in intelligence. And despite his heroic nature, Spider-Man has killed before when the opponent was too dangerous (he's even shot some of his foes), so if you bring up a vulcan gun, the dudes probably shoot it with a web, pick it up and throw it at you, making *you* paste.

    • @JoaomogusGD
      @JoaomogusGD 5 років тому

      underrated comment, NOW WHERE ARE THE KNIFES? =)

    • @TurtleBayMinecraft
      @TurtleBayMinecraft 5 років тому +2

      You type these much and you got 7 likes.
      Duh.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 5 років тому +2

      Or you could use a non nuclear ballistic missile
      Get him in a field and bomb him. He can't escape the blast radius of a bomb

    • @thunderbladen8692
      @thunderbladen8692 5 років тому

      @Stale Memes but that Phalanx has the ability to hit supersonic targets. I've watch several of the movies and I have not seen him go supersonic

    • @thunderbladen8692
      @thunderbladen8692 5 років тому +1

      Neither have I seen him dodge 75 rounds (Block 1B/1A) second from a machine whose rounds have a muzzle velocity of 3000+ feet per second. Plus, those automatic weapons you were talking about only have about 300 rounds a minute compared to the 4500 of the 1B/1A of the phalanx. In addition those were also aimed by gangsters with little to no training.

  • @Frank_Ammerlaan
    @Frank_Ammerlaan 5 років тому +13

    How dare you make life difficult on our friendly neighborhood spiderman! (🤣😜)

  • @mrbrianthehedgehog3222
    @mrbrianthehedgehog3222 6 років тому +215

    You vs Cthulhu

  • @madster01
    @madster01 6 років тому +46

    Ok, so how can average student can purchase such weapons?

  • @hardiksharma5441
    @hardiksharma5441 6 років тому +49

    Please do next episode on
    YOU VS MIA KHALIFA

    • @paradox-zz8in
      @paradox-zz8in 6 років тому +1

      She is all too powerful,THERES NO WAY TO BEAT HER!!SHE CAN ONLY BEAT YOUUUU!!

    • @bharathanenenu2057
      @bharathanenenu2057 6 років тому

      Fucker.. Fucker.. Mia's milk 🍼 is dinner( • ) ( • )

    • @azuritewashere1909
      @azuritewashere1909 6 років тому +2

      @@bharathanenenu2057 shutup horny indian

    • @bharathanenenu2057
      @bharathanenenu2057 6 років тому

      @@azuritewashere1909 😋😋

    • @Mkhan-cw9rx
      @Mkhan-cw9rx 6 років тому

      Hardik Sharma im afaird you would lose as before you know it your insides would have bursted out

  • @TechnoXII
    @TechnoXII 5 років тому +23

    You forgot the ending sequence.
    Is that a mistake??

  • @丨フ-レひ丂イ乇尺
    @丨フ-レひ丂イ乇尺 6 років тому +10

    *"I hope your spider sense is ready, because I'm about to throw these hands in the next generation."*

  • @cmitchell9254
    @cmitchell9254 5 років тому +10

    “Average Joe” has a navy machine gun
    Sounds legit

  • @arandomguyel-9402
    @arandomguyel-9402 6 років тому +39

    Is this how to be a villain?

  • @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310
    @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310 5 років тому +1

    For a smooth 1 second battle, throw uncle Ben's famous sentence "With great power comes great responsibility" at him. Due to uncle issues, he will breakdown in tears, ending the battle quickly.

  • @Nicolas-jo5bw
    @Nicolas-jo5bw 6 років тому +14

    Well Spider-man can actually stick to glass, but he does have trouble clinging to wet surfaces. Also Spider-mans danger sense would probably alert him to the claymore and he could probably web mj out of harm's way quickly. Not saying that wouldn't work you just better be quick thinking.

  • @xboxboisbesaltyaboutspider4046
    @xboxboisbesaltyaboutspider4046 6 років тому +56

    A: the only way you could beat him was killing yourself before he could kill you
    B: you cant beat Spider-Man

    • @kennynoble1223
      @kennynoble1223 6 років тому +1

      C: bug-bomb his place or collect enough centipedes to infest it and eat him alive.

    • @newspacia
      @newspacia 6 років тому +1

      C: watch the entire video

    • @latusa4777
      @latusa4777 6 років тому +3

      C: use bug spray

    • @justanoldtoxicaccsorry8000
      @justanoldtoxicaccsorry8000 6 років тому +1

      Then how are you we gonna beat him? I don't understand at first you said "you could beat him" and then you say "you can't beat Spider-man" I don't understand it pls help

    • @cremation7665
      @cremation7665 6 років тому +3

      Thanos: can’t beat Spider-man? *clicks fingers*

  • @SonicAdam
    @SonicAdam 6 років тому +55

    While I will say this was amazingly written...
    The facts are wrong.
    Take Wilson Fisk's turrets for example- turrets built *better* than that of the Navy's that were speficially designed to counter Spider-Man, the guy who reacts FASTER than missles.
    Spidey takes it out.
    Not to mention the fact that Spidey has some incredible reflexes. Remember, he's got the instincts of a SPIDER- who, as you guys put, has "lightning fast reflexes". So if we multiply thst by 50, or just a human teen, we've got a big problem for the guy trying to take Spidey out.
    Next let's go over your whole "morality" thing.
    Yeah, thag claymore thing's not gonna work either. Spider-Man- who can sense danger- would know of the claymore's presense and woul have either A. Webbed it up, or B. Throw it at the villian.
    Also with the whole crawling thing- Spider-Man has been seen and known to climb very smooth surfaces. Just saying.

    • @RUEffingKiddingMe
      @RUEffingKiddingMe 6 років тому +16

      His wallcrawling ability is actually not a power related to spider skills. He actually has the ability to control the protons and electrons all over his skin(all over his body). This would mean that he could stick against any surface,except VERY wet surfaces as well as surfaces who have electrons and protons that change constantly (as we’ve seen Electro us against Spidey after learning of his wallcrawling ability). We also have to take into account that he can dodge point blank gunfire even after the firearm is fired. Spidey’s “Way of the spider” a technique he developed with a master martial artist,perfectly utilizes his abilities to make him even more deadly (even without his spider sense,he can dodge bullets). His blunt force resistance is insane af,being able to take hits from Hulk and Juggernaut and even take an explosion in the face,without being affected.And if we say that morality is out of the question,then all spidey has to do is bond with Venom (who,when bonded to,was able to make THOR BLEED,which says something).

    • @korbilicious
      @korbilicious 6 років тому +6

      @@RUEffingKiddingMe DAMN SON!!

    • @vietnamtoday9573
      @vietnamtoday9573 5 років тому +5

      huh....
      no wonder my navy turrets are all destroyed

    • @tygr6701
      @tygr6701 5 років тому +2

      Also Spider-Man DOES Shoot webs out of a wrist-thing not out of his body, that always makes me mad.

    • @SonicAdam
      @SonicAdam 5 років тому +5

      @@tygr6701 Actually in some cases he has shot it out of his body.

  • @jluke1212
    @jluke1212 5 років тому +34

    You don't stand a chance against Spidey no matter what.
    1) He's able to break a Powersuited Man (Scorpion)'s Jaw with a single full powered punch
    2) He has to move when he gets punched to keep the puncher from breaking their arm

    • @pisstoo1989
      @pisstoo1989 5 років тому

      nuclear weapon

    • @zanderaxz5888
      @zanderaxz5888 5 років тому +1

      Jello Luke he still is human you could just poison him

    • @arberd2436
      @arberd2436 5 років тому +6

      @@zanderaxz5888 he has the spider sense so he would know if you put poison in something

    • @thunderbladen8692
      @thunderbladen8692 5 років тому

      Carpet bombing

    • @dumvi3176
      @dumvi3176 5 років тому +1

      Thunderblade N he’d kno spidey sense

  • @Alpha_760
    @Alpha_760 5 років тому +13

    5:58 how are we supposed to bring a giant turret from the military that probably costs hundreds of thousands and we cannot get access to 😂

    • @Bakkcom
      @Bakkcom 4 роки тому +2

      "The secret ingrediants is crime"

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому

      @@Bakkcom dear they're technological constructs why have a thot image

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 роки тому +4

      Tell them that Spider Man is a Communist

    • @radranger55
      @radranger55 4 роки тому +1

      Are you freaking kidding me and literally every single one of these videos where the pin you up against fiction they always do this but just now in this video you point that out I’m pretty sure it’s because you really love Spiderman and you don’t want to see him look weak that means you try to find excuses in the video and you will try to debunk this by any means necessary so in this video only you point that out because of the character that just shows how loving and stubborn the fan boys are it’s like
      Spiderman fan boys: (THIS IS WWAAARRR)

    • @Alpha_760
      @Alpha_760 4 роки тому +1

      @@radranger55 So you scrolled all the way down to a comment with 10 likes just so assume i’m on spider-man’s side what ever tf i was saying that a normal citizen does not have access to these military weapons can you read?

  • @loserzsquad4651
    @loserzsquad4651 6 років тому +25

    Admit it we can never beat him!

    • @zebros456dj4
      @zebros456dj4 5 років тому +2

      @@nyrixz3979 exactly

    • @danu4763
      @danu4763 5 років тому +1

      Admit that it's not real!

    • @StrangelyAHuman
      @StrangelyAHuman 5 років тому

      Lol,i dont even wanna beat him,his da coolest superhero among all,well 2nd coolest is ironman lol

  • @littlecharlibert3145
    @littlecharlibert3145 6 років тому +29

    I have an idea
    you could kill him with bug spray

    • @undeadsoldier2362
      @undeadsoldier2362 6 років тому

      He is a arachnid so the bug spray does not work on him.

    • @kennynoble1223
      @kennynoble1223 6 років тому +3

      @@undeadsoldier2362 It does. Just gotta get the right spray. Even then it'd only start a chain reaction on some of his genes. His decline could be about as slow as his ascent. He's part human, too, and we're a bit more tolerant of many poisons.

    • @imnotyourfather8887
      @imnotyourfather8887 6 років тому

      Snap your fingers..

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 6 років тому

      Or take gigantic sandals

    • @hdryp4752
      @hdryp4752 5 років тому

      That's his weakness look it up

  • @hayarajeev991
    @hayarajeev991 5 років тому +33

    How to defeat him
    Call Thanos

    • @supercracked153
      @supercracked153 4 роки тому

      or me...

    • @Wishhuhhh
      @Wishhuhhh 4 роки тому

      Or me

    • @mayorcat5926
      @mayorcat5926 4 роки тому

      Or batman because he did it in the comics
      I'm not embarrassed to be late mate dont hate kate

  • @namelessbeanie423
    @namelessbeanie423 5 років тому +3

    I’d like to point out that Spider-Man has stated (well not really him as much as Doc Oc switching bodies with him) in the comics that he is holding back in fights even in near death situations he seems to hold back because of his whole code of honor saying

  • @chriss.249
    @chriss.249 5 років тому +3

    In some cases tho
    Spidermans clinging comes from his electrical attraction to walls
    It's why miles Morales has his venom blast
    He can use that bio electricity offensively
    Also
    Spidey could most likely dodge the phalanx missiles as he can move faster than they eye can see in some cases
    Also webbing and his experience fighting against guns and faster people.
    He's also got tech inside his suit that would allow him to do a LOT more than he usually does
    He's my favorite marvel character so I studied up on him a decent amount.

  • @Zaydu123
    @Zaydu123 6 років тому +6

    0:14
    Hey, your uncle just died
    Peter: no worries, let me just rub his shoulders

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 6 років тому +1

      fun fact: before Peter Parker became a superhero, he wanted to become a massage person

  • @thenicthenic6584
    @thenicthenic6584 5 років тому +1

    I aint gon lie but yall ova dere at Infograpic yall sum maniacal masterminds, yall ruthless.

  • @kenvaras5906
    @kenvaras5906 6 років тому +8

    This video should be re-title to "How to be a Supervillain"

  • @theultimatevillain8666
    @theultimatevillain8666 5 років тому +42

    Or you could just poison Peter Parker's drink.....

  • @arandomguy5272
    @arandomguy5272 6 років тому +24

    To defeat him,
    Put a glass over him

    • @marcusholloway1158
      @marcusholloway1158 6 років тому

      Random Person That will not work on Spider-Man he will throw the glass back at you.

    • @uggywuggy2799
      @uggywuggy2799 6 років тому +1

      @@marcusholloway1158 Use a bigger and stickyer glass then

    • @abhishekkarri6368
      @abhishekkarri6368 6 років тому

      @@uggywuggy2799 if it's sticky u can still throw it

    • @uggywuggy2799
      @uggywuggy2799 6 років тому

      @@abhishekkarri6368 true but if its really sticky maybe it would stay

    • @abhishekkarri6368
      @abhishekkarri6368 6 років тому

      @@uggywuggy2799 maybe

  • @biswaskhadka406
    @biswaskhadka406 5 років тому +2

    Once Iron-man saw Spider-man stick comfortably in a perfectly smooth glass, there it was told that Spider-man stick by sub-consciously changing his electromagnetic bonding and not due to microscopic hair and what.

  • @_aeschylus_7072
    @_aeschylus_7072 6 років тому +10

    *Mr.Stark I don't feel so good*

  • @reece5854
    @reece5854 6 років тому +45

    They should do you vs Michael Myers. Like if you agree.

  • @davideduardogonzalezbermud3864
    @davideduardogonzalezbermud3864 6 років тому +14

    You vs. Batman
    Could you defeat him?
    You vs. Terminator
    Could you defeat him?
    You vs. Wolverine
    Could you defeat him?
    You vs. Darth Vader
    Could you defeat him?

    • @bobjohnson1096
      @bobjohnson1096 6 років тому

      Shoot Batman in the mouth from a distance. Beat Terminator with a giant magnet and car crusher. Also with a giant magnet and car crusher.

    • @nonahlove7135
      @nonahlove7135 6 років тому

      bob johnson Batman dodge bullets even after they were already shot or he can just block the bullet and close the distance fast with his grappling hook and wolverine is more than durable enough to take this also wear can you find or even have the money to get a magnet like that

    • @bobjohnson1096
      @bobjohnson1096 6 років тому

      @@nonahlove7135 He isn't the Flash bro! lol I would lure him to a car junk yard. Get him under the crane magnet and toss gasoline on him and light it till there is nothing left.

    • @nonahlove7135
      @nonahlove7135 6 років тому

      bob johnson Batman is not the flash but his feats proves he can dodge bullets and I don’t care if you think it’s pis if he did it 3 times in canon comics than he can do it and Wolverine can survive a nuclear explosion gasoline won’t be enough and he has Superhuman strength and I don’t think your magnet will be as strong as magneto’s powers and I don’t even know wear you will get a magnet this big but I think Wolverine can get out of it if he try’s hard enough

    • @bobjohnson1096
      @bobjohnson1096 6 років тому

      @@nonahlove7135 Shit man there was one comic where Batman had Supermans powers. You can write him any way you like in the end he is a FANTASY character but anything that lives can be killed. Once again Wolverine is a fantasy character. He would have to have a cell or a nanomachine to be alive to replicate and Wolverine has never had super strength. Maybe use a laser to cut all the DNA off the skeleton.

  • @BigViskus
    @BigViskus 5 років тому +3

    7:27
    Depressed 13yr olds:
    I can rElAte

  • @Dammitimmad
    @Dammitimmad 6 років тому +8

    Lol this dude just said "D A N G E R S E N S E"

  • @scarecrowsanonymous674
    @scarecrowsanonymous674 5 років тому +14

    Could you make a YOU vs Venom - How Could You Defeat Him? Video?

  • @thelegodoctor932
    @thelegodoctor932 6 років тому +4

    WOW. You guys put a lot of thought into this... LOVE IT!

  • @lissalissa8349
    @lissalissa8349 5 років тому +2

    Is it just me or is he making spiderman seem way more intense than we knew ??

  • @901earl
    @901earl 6 років тому +41

    Get Bug Spray .

    • @billbrzh2143
      @billbrzh2143 6 років тому +6

      That would do literally nothing because err... He aint a bug he's an arachnid

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 6 років тому +4

      BILLAL BOURZAH
      I used bug spray on a spider and it laughed all evil like.

    • @billbrzh2143
      @billbrzh2143 6 років тому

      To be fair most villains and superheroes struggle to beat Spiderman naturally . Except for the most overpowered fictional character to ever be created obvioisly.

    • @thelordoflolicons
      @thelordoflolicons 6 років тому

      arachnid*

    • @kennynoble1223
      @kennynoble1223 6 років тому

      @@billbrzh2143 I killed a spider with bug spray before. Just not entirely sure how it'd work on a spider/human hybrid. 1 way to find out...

  • @enderethan229
    @enderethan229 5 років тому +5

    Love how the infographics show says “the average joe” when they use military weapons

  • @demarioallen9892
    @demarioallen9892 6 років тому +27

    6:25 is wrong because spiderman cab see things at lightning speed as seen in amazing spiderman 1 and 2

    • @ahmadafzal1918
      @ahmadafzal1918 6 років тому +7

      Yea he has dodged scotts lasers so...
      Only makes sense
      Also these feats discussed here are complete shit
      He has way more better feats

    • @stefaniewoodard3655
      @stefaniewoodard3655 6 років тому +1

      He's dodged lasers coming from all sides just to talk trash about something

    • @starspeaker809
      @starspeaker809 6 років тому +1

      @sfm_jr there the best movies ever freak what do you mean worst movies ever freak

    • @rottenfield4535
      @rottenfield4535 6 років тому +1

      Yes he even see a FLY.... I'm serious

    • @cameostar
      @cameostar 6 років тому +1

      CR7 1v1 amazing Spider-Man 2 was ew.

  • @villeandersson5027
    @villeandersson5027 2 роки тому +1

    Hey, subtitles guy! You forgot the hyphen between "Spider" and "Man"!

  • @MAT0R.
    @MAT0R. 5 років тому +3

    Spiderman wants to know your location.

  • @sahmerebellamy9981
    @sahmerebellamy9981 5 років тому +19

    😂This is kind of messed up... What did spider man do to me!?

    • @elementalheroneos2757
      @elementalheroneos2757 5 років тому

      f. o. m. f_ mere nice inuyasha picture

    • @MultiFirelover
      @MultiFirelover 5 років тому +2

      Killed your parents in crime alley, now you roam the streets as Batman

    • @kitty-danger
      @kitty-danger 5 років тому

      @@MultiFirelover they would be crimals or he would't even go care about them

  • @albertking3404
    @albertking3404 6 років тому +20

    The u.s. Navy phalanx system yes because we all have one of those just in our homes waiting till that certain day we happen to come across a web slinging teenage kid

    • @bassbooster653
      @bassbooster653 6 років тому +1

      tak

    • @filippytka6120
      @filippytka6120 5 років тому

      @@bassbooster653 nie

    • @kingpotato1683
      @kingpotato1683 5 років тому

      They also said the average joe vs Spider-Man and proceeded to talk about someone with lex Luther wealth who could build a battlefield

  • @ognjenilic3001
    @ognjenilic3001 5 років тому +2

    " Let's say in this deathmatch though, neither of you are holding back, so don't get into punching range "
    But he can shoot web at your legs to give him a little bit of time to come to you and get into the punching range. He is almost impossible to beat, as to his spider sense, ability to stick to walls, and his super fast movement, with which he can easily dodge any bullets you shoot at him. However, a flamethrower would be effective, if it wasn't for his ability to shoot web, with which he can web-pull your flamethrower and stick it to the ground, and as you said, the web is stronger than steel, so you will either not be able to, or will have a hard time pulling it out of the web, with him. If you chose to try and pull out your weapon, it will give Spidey even more time than he needs to get to the punching range. So It practically makes him impossible to beat