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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  4 роки тому +261

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    • @GamingExpert9990
      @GamingExpert9990 4 роки тому +3

      I JUST was thinking of that

    • @air03man
      @air03man 4 роки тому +3

      It's the witching hour folks also brought to you by "the witches 2020" arriving on h.b.o-max oct.22th 2020

    • @zachpottinger5815
      @zachpottinger5815 4 роки тому +3

      PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEAAASSE DO THE MUMMY RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 4 роки тому +3

      I just watched his review yesterday lol didnt know this movie existed before that

    • @Cherryblossom-ink
      @Cherryblossom-ink 4 роки тому +3

      STAMPS !!!😁👍

  • @Estarfigam
    @Estarfigam 4 роки тому +1208

    Can we all agree Anjelica Houston goes above and beyond for her roles, she was in constant pain in the Addams Family movies too.

    • @candice_ecidnac
      @candice_ecidnac 4 роки тому +40

      It's Huston, not Houston.

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 4 роки тому +90

      She burned her morticia costume. What do you think she did with the witch costume?

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 4 роки тому +48

      @@Mothman1992 dropped a nuke on it

    • @zachpottinger5815
      @zachpottinger5815 4 роки тому +15

      Yup. Also I’m really hoping Critic reviews The Mummy Returns!?

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 4 роки тому +4

      Sorry, I'm not in an agreeing mood.

  • @brideofcthulhu347
    @brideofcthulhu347 4 роки тому +874

    "You'd never know she was uncomfortable"
    Dude, she wore a steel boned corset for her role as Morticia that was so tight it hurt in order to get that petite shape for the role and she slayed, Angelica is an incredible actress

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 4 роки тому +34

      Jennifer Lawrence Critic used as comparison however had to walk around practically naked (why I don’t know since the comic version wore a white outfit) so it’s different kind of uncomfortable.

    • @BrightWulph
      @BrightWulph 4 роки тому +29

      I heard that at the end of filming the Addam's Family she burned the Morticia costume. Which is pretty badass imho.

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 4 роки тому +25

      At this rate you could tell me she actually got stabbed through her hands for John Wick 3 and I'd buy it.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +8

      yeah Angelica was amazing in this and The Addams Family.

    • @Krendall2
      @Krendall2 3 роки тому +7

      @@sarasamaletdin4574 The reason why is they had Rebecca Romajn and wanted a way to have her naked the entire time but still keep a PG-13 rating. There are in-universe explanations, but we all know that's the real reason.

  • @robertgalvin8481
    @robertgalvin8481 4 роки тому +715

    FUN FACT: In the book it is implied that Bruno's parents drowned him. A FAMILY BOOK

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 4 роки тому +32

      Wait really? I don’t recall

    • @winterlynn9012
      @winterlynn9012 4 роки тому +91

      @@royalpain9281 Yes..granted its been over 20 years since I read the book but I remember it's implied that Bruno was likely drowned by his parents because his mother hated mice.

    • @EditKingdumb
      @EditKingdumb 4 роки тому +38

      *A FAMILY NOVEL*

    • @cybertail
      @cybertail 4 роки тому +33

      Poor Bruno! I blame the parents for their kid being such a brat.

    • @AJ84291
      @AJ84291 4 роки тому +29

      "oh Orignal pg, never let me go"

  • @SpiritedHeart94
    @SpiritedHeart94 4 роки тому +675

    Don’t get me wrong; I love Anne Hathaway, but when I think of the “grand high witch”, she’s not exactly the image that comes to mind. Angelica Houston has that strong, sinister elegance to her. Anne Hathaway looks like one of the snobby socialites from The Help.
    Edit: ok wtf, didn’t expect this many likes! 😳

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 роки тому +55

      Well of course Morticia is more scary

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 роки тому +13

      @@redhood7650 and what's up with the lines on her face!? Like my best thought on what that is is that's where the mask connects.

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 4 роки тому +27

      Yeah, Angelica Houston's Grand High Witch has been haunting the nightmares of children for years.

    • @patrickkelmer6290
      @patrickkelmer6290 4 роки тому +18

      There can only be ONE Grand High Witch.

    • @Mr3DLC
      @Mr3DLC 4 роки тому +1

      @KJ Beast i agree

  • @H240909
    @H240909 4 роки тому +654

    For those wondering, the cut ending to the movie was that Luke is stuck as a mouse and he and his grandma make plans to kill off the rest of the witches that weren't at the meeting. Luke also learns that mice can probably live only another 9 years and decides that in the end, himself and Grandma will die together... yikes.
    Edit: Okay, could everyone stop saying "Well that's the ending in the book"? I already know that. I read the book too.

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 4 роки тому +71

      Hey its a nice ending. He doesnt want to be raised/ taken in by anyone else

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +28

      I believe the remake is keeping this ending as WB released footage where you can briefly see Chris Rock voicing a mouse

    • @aztecgodhuzluiospd1033
      @aztecgodhuzluiospd1033 4 роки тому +58

      That’s how the books ends it’s quite bittersweet 🥺

    • @aimeebason9732
      @aimeebason9732 4 роки тому +45

      I will admit that this was the darkest of Dahl's childrens book, and while most of the others had a more traditional happy ending, this one did but just not in the way the audience expected. I still maintain it was happy because it is what the characters wanted.

    • @H240909
      @H240909 4 роки тому +10

      @@dustyrose192 Seems a tad too heavy, even by Dahl's standards.

  • @Perid0tStar
    @Perid0tStar 4 роки тому +297

    HOLY CRAP I just realized something!! So, that first witch who offers him the snake and the chocolate in his treehouse, that was totally set up so that the snake would eat the mouse he'd turn into!

    • @ujiarchive
      @ujiarchive 4 роки тому +28

      But the Grand High Witch only started rolling out the mouse formula at the hotel, well after. She may have been trying to lure him into a false sense of security

    • @ujiarchive
      @ujiarchive 4 роки тому +6

      It clearly didn't work though.

    • @Perid0tStar
      @Perid0tStar 4 роки тому +30

      @@ujiarchive That's actually a really good point. Maybe it was like she was able to make it in small amounts and still in the testing phases before she could settle on a recipe to mass produce. Just head-canon, though.

    • @ujiarchive
      @ujiarchive 4 роки тому +6

      @@Perid0tStar Ah, so like a beta version. That does seem common, and it does make sense

    • @paulspuppetshows746
      @paulspuppetshows746 3 роки тому +7

      Wow I never thought of that, that's some dark stuff right there

  • @midnightthesmartfox9981
    @midnightthesmartfox9981 4 роки тому +618

    My mind is just constantly going “A Family Picture!” At every creepy scene

  • @Mr3DLC
    @Mr3DLC 4 роки тому +569

    ok spoilers for the book.......
    but at the end, he stayed a mouse and he was happy about it because he was probably gonna die at the same time as his grandma because mouse lifespan :) Roald Dahl could be dark

    • @moste5921
      @moste5921 4 роки тому +34

      Wtf man...

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 4 роки тому +43

      @@moste5921 They guessed she had like 8 ish years left adn due to Luke's first being a human he would last a bit longer than a normal mouse

    • @aztecgodhuzluiospd1033
      @aztecgodhuzluiospd1033 4 роки тому +42

      But quite beautiful in that dark

    • @aimeebason9732
      @aimeebason9732 4 роки тому +71

      @@aztecgodhuzluiospd1033 I agree, its a classic dark ending, where good does triumph but pays a high cost. It was satisfying to me as a child, because the characters got the happy ending they wanted, not the audience.

    • @brandonsmith3387
      @brandonsmith3387 4 роки тому +20

      @@moste5921 Welcome to a time when we weren't pampered.

  • @agilroy2226
    @agilroy2226 4 роки тому +117

    The part where the little girl was placed in the painting haunted me for years. Forget the nightmare fuel of the witches' transformations, that little scene gave me shivers

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 4 роки тому +262

    Her literally unmasking herself to reveal her true witch form is still creepy and disturbing to me after all these years.

    • @Disney65Fan
      @Disney65Fan 4 роки тому +4

      Yup

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 4 роки тому +10

      That image of her turning into a mouse is burned into my brain

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 4 роки тому +6

      That's why the remake is going to suck a lot of *BAAAAALLLLLSSS!!!*

    • @hairyheartsmith8513
      @hairyheartsmith8513 4 роки тому

      That scene scared the hell out of me as a kid.

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth 4 роки тому

      Yeah really great effects that still hold up

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 4 роки тому +724

    4:18 i made my family disappear... IM FREEEEEEEEE... Oh wait... Wrong movie... Sorry..

  • @randomsimpson
    @randomsimpson 4 роки тому +281

    "A remake? When does it release?"
    "Yesterday..."
    "How is this the first I'm hearing of this?!"

    • @EditKingdumb
      @EditKingdumb 4 роки тому +16

      MatPat's Relationship with FNAF in a nutshell

    • @lpsgalaxy4047
      @lpsgalaxy4047 4 роки тому +2

      @@EditKingdumb true tho

  • @SetoShadowVT
    @SetoShadowVT 4 роки тому +288

    The Witches 1990: One of the best movies of it's time
    The Witches 2020: Why does this exsist?

    • @xavierarmbruster2628
      @xavierarmbruster2628 4 роки тому +23

      just like most remakes

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 роки тому +9

      Black people

    • @xavierarmbruster2628
      @xavierarmbruster2628 4 роки тому +2

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 i don't get it

    • @RIlianP
      @RIlianP 4 роки тому +28

      Because Hollywood is creatively, morally and financially bankrupt, you know more than usual.

    • @callumjames7854
      @callumjames7854 4 роки тому +28

      @@xavierarmbruster2628 I think it's a joke on how Luke is now a black kid in the remake and a joke on how with most remakes now have black people playing the main lead but the same character in the original was played by a white person.

  • @PhoenixGamerxx9613
    @PhoenixGamerxx9613 4 роки тому +339

    The Witches is a horrific verison of Staurt Little and The Secret of the Nimh. Pretty harmless yet terrifying. Now that I remember, I did watch once in school when I was 8 in class.

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah. I agree

    • @RpGfreak901
      @RpGfreak901 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I watched it in school when I was 9.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 4 роки тому +1

      Well, that says a lot about how fucked up our childhoods were back then.

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 4 роки тому +2

      Same thing to me. I guess all our elementary teachers wanted us to see it. Out of love or hate?

    • @JohnClark-tt2bl
      @JohnClark-tt2bl 4 роки тому

      Same way I first saw Princess Bride. Gotta love teachers who need to kill time.

  • @stapuft
    @stapuft 4 роки тому +258

    no actually, that was a pretty realistic take, multiple species of rat/mouse, can survive being stepped on......BY AN ELEPHANT, or even being ran over by a car, for being such tiny little things, they sure are tough.

    • @h193013
      @h193013 4 роки тому +16

      Something can be said about mice.

    • @zachwillas6329
      @zachwillas6329 4 роки тому +16

      So basically mice are the Arnold Schwarzenegger of the rodent world?

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 роки тому +5

      @@zachwillas6329 basically

    • @jenniferjones8946
      @jenniferjones8946 4 роки тому +3

      Tardigrades: Pathetic.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 4 роки тому +2

      Likely he would be crippled at the least.

  • @jenkzkh
    @jenkzkh 4 роки тому +258

    What's funny is i never noticed that there were men in drag when I saw this as a kid.

    • @mkruizv
      @mkruizv 4 роки тому +21

      Those are obviously witches... horrible, masculine witches

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 4 роки тому +8

      I never noticed and I watched the movie when I was older.

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 4 роки тому +12

      I never noticed the mice were puppets. They are real mice, right? Am I crazy?

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 4 роки тому +9

      Most wouldn't, they aren't in centre frame and the make up masks them just enough before the scene is too long.

    • @winterlynn9012
      @winterlynn9012 4 роки тому +7

      Lol my siblings and I noticed as kids in the 90s..Well technically my eldest brother noticed that some of the witches looked a bit "mannish" and said they were probably men. I didn't believe him so we fought and we paused the tape and went over and over it in slow motion, lol. Back then I figured they were just really ugly, masculine looking women but according to IMDB trivia, they did use men as extras lol.

  • @irishdc9523
    @irishdc9523 4 роки тому +307

    Apparently the ending in the book was that he wanted to remain a mouse so he wouldn't outlive his grandmother and be left alone in the world

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 3 роки тому +38

      Normally, I'd find changes from the book to the movie to be disrespectful, but here- isn't that too dark? Like, the good witch does a very good job at blending in anyways and is likable, plus Luke is 9 or something. Why should a 9-year-old know that much about mortality?

    • @brettt141
      @brettt141 3 роки тому +26

      Makes perfect sense as a kid would have no concept or life length and would take losing his grandma very hard. Pretty sure plenty of kids who lost their guardians have wish they had died too

    • @ImpossiblyBlack
      @ImpossiblyBlack 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@brettt141 Some of them actually commit suicide.

    • @brettt141
      @brettt141 3 роки тому

      @@ImpossiblyBlack they sure do

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 3 роки тому +8

      He's 9, not 5... It'd be great to not know about death, but you do when you're 9.

  • @jimmyhughes7
    @jimmyhughes7 4 роки тому +230

    All I thought watching this was"I miss practical effects" over and over.

    • @inserttext2412
      @inserttext2412 4 роки тому +15

      Oh god yes we need them back

    • @rosstubergames
      @rosstubergames 4 роки тому +9

      I was more thinking of “ A FAMILY PICTURE! “

    • @ALEXANDRAMATTHEWS
      @ALEXANDRAMATTHEWS 4 роки тому +1

      same.

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 4 роки тому +6

      Practical effects are still being used
      Just not as much
      Plus in defence of CGI
      CGI isnt bad
      It just depends on how it's used

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 4 роки тому +7

      I think the problem with CGI is that it tends to age poorly whereas practical effects can hold up for a long time.

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 4 роки тому +163

    "'The Witches' is such a classic. But you know what would make it better?"
    "'Voice-over narration?'"
    "...Mmm, yes, but-"
    "...By Chris Rock?"
    "That's it. Well, I think that's a full day's work. Five-martini lunch?"
    "Gods, yes. I need something to chase all those bloody marys."

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 роки тому +2

      Conversation between Zemekis and his producers

    • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
      @KatieLHall-fy1hw 4 роки тому +3

      I liked the remake. I thought they did a good retelling.

    • @sterling7
      @sterling7 4 роки тому

      @@KatieLHall-fy1hw Fair 'nuff. YMMV, and all that.

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 4 роки тому

      Standard day for you too huh?

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 4 роки тому +255

    Original ending: Luke stays a mouse and likes it because he doesn’t want to outlive his grandma. He also gets his entire tail chopped off.

    • @scotswarrior9535
      @scotswarrior9535 4 роки тому +16

      I feel the same way about my Mum to be honest.

    • @treemover7259
      @treemover7259 4 роки тому +23

      which is why dahl hated the films ending

    • @dracogatom7873
      @dracogatom7873 4 роки тому +23

      also the other rat kid might have died because his mother didn't want to get rid of there cat

    • @Wulfpack1
      @Wulfpack1 4 роки тому +35

      I feel it would have been better with the ending that got removed. It implies a sequel and further adventures. Luke and his grandma using the vast funds they acquired to travel the world eliminating witches while looking for a witch to reverse the spell. Would have been so much better. I think the creator disowned the movie or something like that because of the altered ending

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 4 роки тому +6

      *shivers!!!* That's disturbing.

  • @JessicaHellsing
    @JessicaHellsing 4 роки тому +119

    This movie creeped me out as a kid, not only because of the witches and their stranger danger vibe(i was terrified of strangers after watching it).
    But also i think this was the first time i saw Mr Bean actually talking like a normal person. It was so weird to me. xD
    I still loved the movie and still do, i hope the remake doesn't suck, but i have low hopes for it.

    • @Swarming-Languendo
      @Swarming-Languendo 4 роки тому +10

      Normal Mr.bean will always be strange to me

    • @christophercarey3232
      @christophercarey3232 4 роки тому +5

      Their purple eyes should be the most terrifying asset of these witches, imo.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 4 роки тому +6

      @@christophercarey3232 And that was the only feature changed from the original book. They originally had their pupils changing colour and only visible if you look really closely. No mention of purple eyes.

    • @TheGodshatter
      @TheGodshatter 3 роки тому +1

      Well, you're right. The new movie sucks.

  • @apollorock3r244
    @apollorock3r244 4 роки тому +117

    14:54 Luigi: “Hey Mario. Do you ever wonder where a baby comes from?”
    Mario: “Well, ya see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.”

    • @imnotabin
      @imnotabin 4 роки тому +13

      What has any of that got to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!

    • @orphicurania3295
      @orphicurania3295 4 роки тому +11

      Babies are food obviously

    • @apollorock3r244
      @apollorock3r244 4 роки тому +11

      @@imnotabin Mario: “That’s because you’re a DOG, Luigi.”

    • @Amy-si8gq
      @Amy-si8gq 4 роки тому +5

      "But mario, I AM a baby"

  • @artist456
    @artist456 4 роки тому +192

    "But why do I still have the hots for Gadget from Rescue Rangers?"
    A question I'm sure several young boys asked themselves at some point in their life.

    • @BenDowdy
      @BenDowdy 4 роки тому +24

      Gadget was hot. I don't care what anyone thinks.

    • @ravishing_cadet4625
      @ravishing_cadet4625 4 роки тому +6

      Rule 34 my freinds

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 4 роки тому +20

      It was the making stuff for me. I can't turn down a woman who can make an airship and solve crimes.

    • @shinigamijack4208
      @shinigamijack4208 4 роки тому +8

      I'm still asking that question almost two decades later.

    • @ZidaneFC
      @ZidaneFC 4 роки тому +7

      @@BenDowdy Was?

  • @wingedmirage4226
    @wingedmirage4226 4 роки тому +87

    I remember reading the book for class in elementary school, and then we watched the movie. Oddly enough, it didn’t traumatize me even though I was a sensitive kid. I really liked how dark the book was though. It might have been one of the first times I saw a book with a sad/bittersweet ending.
    The visuals in this movie are extra impressive considering the original kid’s book had very rough, simplistic art that frankly looked like crap.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah but that first reveal of the illustrated GHW honestly terrified me. I had a hard time as an 8yr old kid reading it on from there...which is strange cos before that I had already watched things like Dark Crystal and Neverending story and Tales from the crypt! But that book art illustration upset me deeply

  • @TheSharkIsWorking_23
    @TheSharkIsWorking_23 4 роки тому +111

    Saw this film as a little kid, it scared me and I loved it. The scariest was the girl, Erica, kidnapped and trapped in the painting. Still scares me today.

    • @Spectra651
      @Spectra651 4 роки тому +11

      Same. In a movie with so many pants-wetting scenes/FX, it was always the story of the girl in the painting that disturbed me the most, even as a little kid. I know why it disturbs me as an adult, thinking what a tragic and lonely fate that would be for the girl, and how heartbreaking that would be for her family, having to look everyday at what became of her but powerless to save her, but I'm not entirely sure why it scared me back then, other than imagining something like that could actually happen.

    • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
      @KatieLHall-fy1hw 4 роки тому +2

      It IS scary! Still to this day. The chicken in the remake is scary too though, considering how often chickens were eaten in general. Note how we never hear her fate, just that she laid eggs...
      Edit: make whatever comments you want, but in the time period, everyone ate chicken. So there you go

    • @RegencyLady-ho2ik
      @RegencyLady-ho2ik 4 роки тому

      That does, but one that really creeped me out the most was the Tales of the Unexpected. More aimed at adults but my dad had the dvds and had them on. One where an old lady who owns a bed and breakfast drugs people and stuffs them really freaked me out. I think there was also one where a wide murdered her husband and the weapon was a frozen leg of lamb and fed it to the detectives after cooking it so she got away with it. These were aimed more at adults but there's often little distinction between the adult and child stories he wrote.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 4 роки тому

      @@KatieLHall-fy1hw The movie hasn't come out over here yet. Did they tell all five stories from the book, or just that one, or just some? The little girl that turned into a chicken was called Bridgid, I think. They never mention what happened to her, just that she lived on for many years, laying lots of eggs for her parents.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 4 роки тому

      @@RegencyLady-ho2ik Yes, Lamb To The Slaughter. And I think the other one was The Landlady, where she kept putting cyanide in the tea so she could do some human taxidermy once they were dead.

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene 4 роки тому +53

    That camera angle when the kid starts shrinking into his clothes blew my mind as a kid. I'd never seen anything like that. Still looks amazing even now

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 4 роки тому +155

    "But why do I still have the hots for Gadget from Rescue Rangers?"
    I'm pretty sure that's nothing out of ordinary

    • @DarthBiomech
      @DarthBiomech 4 роки тому +7

      Who hasn't?! Those are the suspicious people you need to keep an eye on.

    • @k-trashradio5163
      @k-trashradio5163 4 роки тому +4

      Because it was 1990 and every boy with the disney channel did

    • @EditKingdumb
      @EditKingdumb 4 роки тому +3

      Mmm......

    • @desconocido2211
      @desconocido2211 4 роки тому +2

      Totally normal son, keep going

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +3

      every kid who watched Disney had an odd crush with Gadget, she's a hot number that dresses like a tomboy, because all of those features on a beautiful blonde would spark a similar crush, one shouldnt focus on the species so much.

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 4 роки тому +249

    From IMDB:
    After a test screening, Roald Dahl angrily expressed to the producers how "appalled" he was at "the vulgarity, the bad taste" and "actual terror" in certain parts of the film. Dahl demanded his name and the title be removed from the film prior to release, but after receiving an apologetic, complimentary letter from Jim Henson, Dahl grudgingly withdrew his threat.

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up 4 роки тому +6

      Wait he was male well you learn something everyday

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 4 роки тому +62

      Did... did Dahl not read his own book?

    • @CrittersRule247
      @CrittersRule247 4 роки тому +40

      @@NotAGoodUsername360 As someone who read the book a lot as a kid and never saw this movie - It's pretty damn accurate to what I imagined as a kid, if Dahl wanted a more subtle take on this I would imagine it'd be even more creepy then the over the top shit we got, but still, I can't see what he would of imagined instead that wouldn't be shit-your-pants terrifying.

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 роки тому +20

      @@CrittersRule247 for real though. I remember this book being so messed up. I haven’t seen all the movie, but what I have seen pretty much nailed it.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 4 роки тому +13

      I thought he still stood outside the movie theatre, telling people not to see it and to read the book instead. The book's just as scary as the movie.

  • @mathgodoflife280
    @mathgodoflife280 4 роки тому +188

    Really not ONE
    A FAMILY PICTURE!!!!!

    • @henrygalliher6574
      @henrygalliher6574 4 роки тому +12

      If they went with that, we'd be here for hours.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 4 роки тому +6

      He also missed the Zuul Motherfucker! Zuul! line in his review of Scooby Doo on Zombie Island.

    • @spongylord7131
      @spongylord7131 4 роки тому +2

      Isn’t he actively trying not to use the older running jokes?

    • @gluttonousmaximus9048
      @gluttonousmaximus9048 4 роки тому +2

      It's kinda retired after they explored plenty of things by Ralph Bakshi, the inspiration of this gag.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 4 роки тому +1

      @@gluttonousmaximus9048 Aww! But I loved that joke!

  • @JonathanRossRogers
    @JonathanRossRogers 4 роки тому +67

    14:20 I love how the villain confuses "philanthropist" with "philatelist." How many kids got that one?

    • @XxdextriousxX
      @XxdextriousxX 4 роки тому +13

      She also got a little shaken up at the guy asking her about her flight (cause she’s a witch) until she realizes he’s talking about the airplane lmao.

    • @thedailyembarassment
      @thedailyembarassment 3 роки тому +11

      @@XxdextriousxX I've seen this countless times and just got that joke. "Just flew in did you?" "WHAT?"

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 4 роки тому +356

    “Every child shall be rubbed out.”
    Guys, I found one of the creeps behind Cuties!

    • @SMP2390
      @SMP2390 4 роки тому +34

      We make the comments so you don't have to.

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 4 роки тому +10

      @The Phantom Most likely, since that line also sounds like an innuendo

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 роки тому +10

      @Marvin G. you mean trump? I mean he did have a habbit of watching kids undress and bragged about how they couldn't do anything.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 4 роки тому +9

      @@astrowolvez And Biden literally stalks children. He doesn't even try to hide it.
      Jesus Christ why does every single presidential candidate like kids?!

    • @tarfielarchelone2674
      @tarfielarchelone2674 4 роки тому

      @@NEETKitten because 50s?

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop 4 роки тому +96

    Ahhh early 90’s pg.
    When you really needed the parental guidance

    • @DrOldsmobile91
      @DrOldsmobile91 4 роки тому +6

      I know people need to learn their history about the ratings😂 PG meant something completely different 30 years ago

    • @Perid0tStar
      @Perid0tStar 4 роки тому +2

      @@DrOldsmobile91 "Pretty Goddamn wild" xD

  • @Netreek
    @Netreek 4 роки тому +32

    in germany the movie "The Witches" was called "Hexen hexen." Which means in english "Witches witching."

  • @WasatchWind
    @WasatchWind 4 роки тому +242

    You know what I wanna see on Nostalgia Critic? Disney's Tower of Terror movie.

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 4 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @nicetwin9734
      @nicetwin9734 4 роки тому +6

      Wait, the tower of terror has a movie?

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 4 роки тому +7

      @@nicetwin9734 Yes, a cheesy one from 97' I think, but in my opinion better than the haunted mansion movie.
      Here's the first few minutes: ua-cam.com/video/fhr0elgmet8/v-deo.html
      I want them to put it on Disney+ so bad.

    • @minespatch
      @minespatch 4 роки тому +4

      @@nicetwin9734 It was pretty good. No Twilight Zone refs compared to the original but story still holds up.

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 4 роки тому +1

      It could tie into Walter's Twilight-Tober Zone.

  • @bluestormpony
    @bluestormpony 4 роки тому +230

    "Furries have already written 5 stories about what this does to her"
    Only 5? Nah thats an entire subgenre of furry art that goes back to the father of manga himself

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 4 роки тому +10

      I was gonna say "Five stories or made five different websites that all feature her?

    • @Mr3DLC
      @Mr3DLC 4 роки тому +2

      The guy who made akira?:)

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 4 роки тому +2

      Tetsuka or whoever who made that animal manga from the 1300s?

    • @PheonixKingSokka
      @PheonixKingSokka 4 роки тому +3

      I must find these stories... for... reasons.

    • @DraconasTenZHG
      @DraconasTenZHG 4 роки тому +5

      *That one furry who wrote entire expanded "Witches" universe including creepy kinky stuff appears while menacing music starts playing
      "My goals are beyond your understanding"

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 4 роки тому +40

    The ending of the movie confused me. After all this meanness, all this darkness, audiences couldn't handle Luke staying as a mouse? They were pretty happy together in the book with him as a mouse

    • @tonybihn132
      @tonybihn132 4 роки тому +7

      Why would it be the opposite? In the book Luke staying as a mouse was an unhappy one cause mice live a short time

    • @mcmapless
      @mcmapless 4 роки тому +8

      @@tonybihn132 it was considered a happy ending because he was happy that he wouldn’t outlive his grandmother and they could spend the rest of their short lives together.

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 4 роки тому +9

      Don Bluth said that children could handle anything if there was a happy ending. Bittersweet isn't the same thing.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +6

      it would've been bittersweet and i think they also wanted to show that not all Witches are bad either.

  • @rustyshackleford6906
    @rustyshackleford6906 4 роки тому +230

    "Every child shall be rubbed out!" The following scene gave me the biggest fit of laughter I've had in months. Thank you critic

    • @Pony-Potential
      @Pony-Potential 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ozymondias99 Maybe it's cos I only just woke up half an hour ago, but I actually don't know what he meant. Mind clarifying?

    • @inserttext2412
      @inserttext2412 4 роки тому +13

      @@Ozymondias99 to me and apparently a lot of people believe it was going to be masturbation or sex joke because the term is slang for masturbation

    • @Pony-Potential
      @Pony-Potential 4 роки тому +5

      @@Ozymondias99 Ah. Thanks.

    • @HorrorPrincess
      @HorrorPrincess 3 роки тому +2

      @@inserttext2412 that's what I thought too. And she said it about children which makes it worse.

    • @jamesshadeslayer3395
      @jamesshadeslayer3395 2 роки тому

      @@inserttext2412 is that y he couldnt make any kind of joke?

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 4 роки тому +207

    This movie was Jim Henson and Roald Dahl’s last movie they approved and supervised.

    • @yortlebluzzgubbly3871
      @yortlebluzzgubbly3871 4 роки тому +17

      Roald Dahl actively petitioned against this movie and reportedly wept when he heard they had changed the ending...

    • @Markimark151
      @Markimark151 4 роки тому +21

      @@yortlebluzzgubbly3871 he approved the film before the ending was changed, he was involved in the beginning until the director changed the script.

    • @andresacosta7885
      @andresacosta7885 4 роки тому +1

      @@Markimark151 Well that sucks

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 4 роки тому +11

      Thank God that neither of them were alive to hear that HBO Max is renaking their movie because that would kill them both.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 4 роки тому +4

      @@yortlebluzzgubbly3871 Too bad Mr. Dahl is not alive to hear that HBO Max is remaking this movie.

  • @182supermario
    @182supermario 4 роки тому +16

    18:50 you know that jim henson realistic mouse puppet banging on a book while talking really is so adorable, that it's almost like a live action adaptation of Hamtaro, can't you just see that kid in that kind of role?

  • @oneupdawg
    @oneupdawg 4 роки тому +107

    I freakin' loved this movie as a kid! It scared the shit outta me but it was awesome. Angelica Houston is great and she plays my favorite version of Morticia in Addams Family.

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 4 роки тому

      Me too. The best Morticia Adams ever. I'm dressing up a her for Halloween and my husband is obviously going to be Gomez

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 4 роки тому +2

      And now they don't need makeup effects on her.

    • @firemiracle
      @firemiracle 4 роки тому

      Same here! Even if it scared me, i was still so curious in finishing the whole movie and after finishing it, i really loved it!
      Too bad most family movies today play it way too safe now. Which is why i'm glad i grew up in the 90s where family movies weren't scared to add very dark moments.

    • @crestinglight
      @crestinglight 4 роки тому

      Super agree! I was Morticia for Halloween 3 years in a row as a kid, and I loved this movie but it scared the bajeezus out of me!

  • @takeshikujo2909
    @takeshikujo2909 4 роки тому +53

    Now what I’m wondering is if the remake is going to be a full on faithful adaptation. Because Dahl was so pissed at the original film that he left specific instructions on how to do future adaptations of his work within his will.
    In a way you got to admire how far he took his hatred for a film, on the other hand he put it in his will... damn.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 роки тому +21

      You have too much faith in modern Hollywood where pandering and effects take front page while leaving the story in the dust

    • @areyouderock
      @areyouderock 4 роки тому +11

      Spoiler alert!
      I watched the 2020 one and I wanna say that they actually nailed the ending for the original book so I guessed they followed the rules.

    • @Flaris
      @Flaris 4 роки тому +11

      Too bad he didn't put "make sure the movie doesn't suck" into his will. The original movie may not have done a 100% accurate adaptation, but it was good.

    • @tacticstonk4740
      @tacticstonk4740 4 роки тому

      No, no it wasn't

  • @lucasmartin6335
    @lucasmartin6335 4 роки тому +22

    To go off of what he said about Angelica being uncomfortable, fact fiend did a video about Adam's family that relates to that. Its about how uncomfortable the Morticia Adam's outfit was for her

  • @nathanwood1077
    @nathanwood1077 4 роки тому +97

    The scene where the chubby kid turned into a mouse always terrified me as a kid... Seeing it again as as an adult briefly today...yeah! Still freaky as hell!

    • @cheyenneeasterling4556
      @cheyenneeasterling4556 Рік тому

      Uh, his name is bruno.

    • @nathanwood1077
      @nathanwood1077 Рік тому

      @@cheyenneeasterling4556 You're right, I should have looked up the name instead of just calling him chubby kid. My apologies

  • @RJLiams
    @RJLiams 4 роки тому +26

    15:16
    I think you nailed it exactly. No matter how perfect the action was there would be a clear cut if they used a different take. The lighting doesn't change either, and the movement flows too perfectly to be a different take. By dropping the mask the only thing they would have to time is when she needs to drop the face.

  • @jmd1861
    @jmd1861 4 роки тому +50

    7:23 "Every Child should be rubbed out"
    Chris Hansen, where the hell are you?!

    • @kittygrimm7301
      @kittygrimm7301 3 роки тому +1

      Too busy ripping people off to make a shitty documentary.

    • @magallanesagustin4952
      @magallanesagustin4952 3 роки тому

      @@kittygrimm7301 if you refer to To Catch a Predator, that show is far from being shitty.

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 3 роки тому

      Magallanes Agustin No they are talking about an Onision documentary.

  • @Lopez03Eduardo.
    @Lopez03Eduardo. 4 роки тому +181

    One of the movies that traumatized everyone as a kid
    Meanwhile
    The remake will have crappy cgi and probably will end up being forgettable I'm calling it

    • @jakey14344
      @jakey14344 4 роки тому +26

      I agree. Blackwashing didn't help and they added a girl turned into a mouse cuz diversity.

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 роки тому +9

      @@jakey14344 Oh that's why there's 3 of them.

    • @courtanimation311
      @courtanimation311 4 роки тому +18

      Not to mention they’re pretty much black washing it to fit the “cultural norms”. Totally forgettable

    • @kenketrickfreeman3
      @kenketrickfreeman3 4 роки тому +10

      Awwwww..........just need some cheese to go with all this "whine"

    • @TheNotverysocial
      @TheNotverysocial 4 роки тому +6

      @@kenketrickfreeman3 I love this joke, and agree with the sentiment behind it.
      Also, given how chiefly British Roald Dahl was, and everything he wrote reflected it, I'm not a fan of moving the story to America. I think that is even more pointless, though it doesn't derail anything narratively.

  • @sauronbagginsd8032
    @sauronbagginsd8032 4 роки тому +141

    I’ve just realised the mice are named after the Roald Dahl short story William and Mary (where the wife keeps her husbands brain in a tank)

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 4 роки тому +10

      That sounds like something my D&D character would wind up doing...

    • @professionalhimbo
      @professionalhimbo 4 роки тому +6

      Dahl's short stories are wonderfully fucked up.

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 роки тому +4

      @@professionalhimbo even worse is the Broadway version of Charlie and the chocolate factory Augustus gloop, Verruca salt and violet are dead,Mike TV's mum was abusive

    • @maikenzupancicdanko9377
      @maikenzupancicdanko9377 4 роки тому +4

      Holy hell! You're right. I remember that one. All the short stories in that collection scarred me forever. Good collection tho

    • @libbywilliams9969
      @libbywilliams9969 4 роки тому +5

      I always forget Dahl had some really dark short stories ( i remember the stories but not that he wrote them :/ ) , lamb to the slaughter is my personal favourite.

  • @williamozier918
    @williamozier918 4 роки тому +21

    I want Sam and Dean to bust in, and discover that everyone of these witches was a Slytherin, but the dark secret that topples the lead witch is that she was actually a drop out from Cackle's Academy.

  • @barbiquearea
    @barbiquearea 4 роки тому +68

    "You know they're becoming less threatening the more they are on screen"
    That's probably because they have square feet.

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 4 роки тому +3

      Nice nod to the orginal book but why does that make them less scary

  • @gabrielgomez8814
    @gabrielgomez8814 4 роки тому +10

    Trivia Time: In 2004 while visiting Virginia, Miss Huston had gotten word that one of friends daughters was planning to watch the movie with some friends, so she planned to freak out the children. Dressed in purple makeup and Grand High Witch hair, she snuck upon the group and said (with accent) " ‘Thank you for inviting me!’ ... I got them all screaming. It was good. There’s nothing better than making children scream, I have to say.” Going on to say, "One of the roles I hold dearest", commitment to the max, bravo Ms. Hudson.

  • @WraithTDK
    @WraithTDK 4 роки тому +27

    I must confess to being a little weirded out that both Doug and Brad reviewed the same movie this week. Seems like they should have just done a crossover episode.
    I *miss* crossovers.

  • @MrGBH
    @MrGBH 4 роки тому +77

    "But why do I have the hots for Gadget?"
    Because you still have eyeballs.

  • @DigiAkuma
    @DigiAkuma 4 роки тому +41

    "I INSIST THAT YOU TORTURE ME IN ANY WAY YOU SEE FIT!"
    "Well that we can do."

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 4 роки тому +23

    Review in a nutshell: They got Morticia to play the head witch. It's a good movie. I remember it so you don't have to.

  • @moukidelmar
    @moukidelmar 4 роки тому +24

    The transformation of the Grand High Witch was genuinely traumatizing for me. The practical effects make this movie terrifying

  • @wingweaver023
    @wingweaver023 4 роки тому +22

    This movie traumatized me as a child but the one good thing I can say is that the message "don't take candy from strangers" was seared into my brain for life

  • @MrKris3333
    @MrKris3333 4 роки тому +21

    The scene where she took her faces off was forever ever burned into my brain as a child.

  • @zachpottinger5815
    @zachpottinger5815 4 роки тому +53

    The Witches scared the SHIT out of me back in Elementary School!!

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 4 роки тому +67

    Fun fact: in the book, Luke never turns back into a human. That's right, he's stuck as a mouse for the rest of his life. Not only that, but "the rest of his life" is 3 years, since he now has a mouse's lifespan.
    That genuinely disturbed me as a kid.

    • @sabrinamiller3671
      @sabrinamiller3671 4 роки тому +4

      That's how the movie was originally going to end, too- which actually had the author cry tears of joy. 🥺

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 4 роки тому +2

      @@sabrinamiller3671 Was the original ending shot? And if so, is the footage available?

    • @Kingdom2469
      @Kingdom2469 4 роки тому +3

      @@Double-R-Nothing It was shot for testing audience, but it's not available.

    • @Jakioliberty
      @Jakioliberty 4 роки тому +11

      our teacher read us the book when i was in elemntary school and when she finished she said "well, maybe some of us can create a sequel to see if he comes back human" and THAT was the moment i decided to became a writer. biggest mistake in my life tho

    • @skaisathedutchie7003
      @skaisathedutchie7003 4 роки тому

      I actually liked that ending

  • @tibbletoadgaming4559
    @tibbletoadgaming4559 4 роки тому +26

    The book has an even more screwed up ending......luke never goes back to human as he knows mice have a short lifespan and he doesn't want to outlive his grandmother....

  • @elysiabarr425
    @elysiabarr425 4 роки тому +74

    No wonder 80's and 90's kids are immune to a lot. We had films like this, kids today have easy stuff to watch
    I used to watch this with my late dad a lot on HBO in the late dad 90's early 2000's.Brings back good memories

    • @DarkKnightofAnime
      @DarkKnightofAnime 4 роки тому +7

      Ya trust me as a 90s kid I got scared shitless so much that current pop culture has to try extra hard since nowadays it legitimately takes a lot to frighten me anymore

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 роки тому +4

      Yup I've been desensitized since 1990.

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 4 роки тому +3

      @@DarkKnightofAnime today's idea of scary is whatever intersectional crap college professors are spewing

    • @Dragonking1984
      @Dragonking1984 4 роки тому +5

      May come off has the get off my lawn type but i have to agree. The kids today are faberge eggs protected in bubbles by helicopter parents. They wouldn't last a day back in the time period this came out. It's why i will never understand the problems the spoiled brats of today whine about. (born in 84 so i grew up in what i consider the golden age of entertainment. Before it was ruined.)

    • @Meggsie
      @Meggsie 4 роки тому +8

      Can we Millennials agree not to become boomers tho? Kids these days are growing up during a pandemic. Also Cocomelon is terrifying.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +219

    One of the many films from the late 80s to early 90s that traumatized children for years to come.

    • @torquetheprisoner
      @torquetheprisoner 4 роки тому +8

      they waterd it down in the ann Hathaway remake

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 роки тому +9

      I only read the book as a kid and it's the only time my heart raced while reading. The part where the kid gets trapped in a painting made me so anxious.

    • @bardockthesaiyan5388
      @bardockthesaiyan5388 4 роки тому +2

      Sucks to be you when you saw this

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, that’s what made it great!

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 4 роки тому +3

      Scared the hell out of me I was 6 when I first saw this

  • @breacat
    @breacat 4 роки тому +14

    Personally when I was a kid and even as an adult the thought of being trapped in a painting was more disturbing than all the special effects used to make the witches so monstrous. And while they could've animated the child trapped in the painting I think it worked better that each day she'd be in a different position without moving. These witches were sadistic so it makes more sense that they would torment the parents this way. If you got a picture with someone moving around in it then you got proof of the paranormal. Instead you have a distraught parent claiming that the kid in the picture is theirs and everyone thinks they're crazy bringing in a slightly altered picture each day as proof.

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 4 роки тому +36

    "If it's a problem I can't eat, it doesn't exist!"
    I may just use that one.

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +96

    james & the giant peach is getting a live action remake. um the original already was

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 4 роки тому +13

      Is Disney involved with the remake? Because that sounds like current Disney logic.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +6

      @@NeoConnor1 most likely. i don't remember

    • @pandadude6912
      @pandadude6912 4 роки тому +8

      A majority of the film was claymation

    • @zackcross7190
      @zackcross7190 4 роки тому +3

      Rhinos, they scare little boys.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 4 роки тому +3

      That's so sad!!! 😔😔😔

  • @Deadwolf27
    @Deadwolf27 4 роки тому +15

    Never seen the movie but I read the book. When he's hiding up in the tree the witch offers him a snake and he stays up there all day.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 роки тому +181

    I don’t know “witches” worse
    I...I don’t have a follow up line for this joke to work

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 роки тому +17

      I’ll spot you. “The fact that it took NC so long to get around to it or that they’re making a new one that’s bound to fail!”

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 роки тому +7

      How about “I might just split a seam now if I don’t die laughing first” I just have Nightmare Before Christmas on the brain.

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 роки тому +4

      Stamps.com

    • @KnightoftheLord1
      @KnightoftheLord1 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha! Lol lol lol! You win best comment award on this video so far! XD

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 4 роки тому +5

      To loosley paraphrase Dr. Zoidberg, Your pun was good, and you should feel good!

  • @davinrossi1358
    @davinrossi1358 4 роки тому +17

    7:24"Every child shall be rubbed out"
    "buy candy stores and then lace the candy"
    that ain't no witch my friend

  • @lordbrickmasterproductions3531
    @lordbrickmasterproductions3531 4 роки тому +68

    One of Jim Henson most darkest but cool movies it actually scared me when I was little cause of the fucking effects they used it’s so awesome but terrifying

    • @johnnygallagher5718
      @johnnygallagher5718 4 роки тому +2

      Jim Henson was going to make a Epic Drama about Dinosaurs but it was scrapped

    • @TheNotverysocial
      @TheNotverysocial 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnnygallagher5718 I thought he made that.

  • @deathcon6261
    @deathcon6261 4 роки тому +63

    Fun fact: Mice don't feel pain from their tails.

    • @zaithehedgewolf4587
      @zaithehedgewolf4587 4 роки тому +4

      That true they get anxious when they get pick up by the tail

    • @InvadersDie
      @InvadersDie 4 роки тому +1

      @@zaithehedgewolf4587 Not saying that it's true (I doubt they don't have tail nerves) but tortoises also don't like being picked up by the shell, so that wouldn't need to be related.

    • @zerokura
      @zerokura 4 роки тому +1

      So thats why the three blind mice got their tails cut by the wife or was it the jerk of a cat?

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 4 роки тому +2

      True but the thing you need to understand is this... they aren't really mice. Are they?
      They still talk, that alone would suggest there anatomy isn't quite right.😉

    • @VegasMilgauss
      @VegasMilgauss 4 роки тому

      Bullshit

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 роки тому +43

    7:43 In a Disney show called The Owl House they have witches and the term is used for both male and female. So I’d say yes the term witch is for men too.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Рік тому

      Men have been called witches for centuries but in the book they are exclusively women

  • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
    @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 роки тому +22

    Very weird fact that you probably don't wanna know: Ernst means severity in Dutch. So it's quite the fitting name in the Dutch translation

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 4 роки тому +52

    I was a kid when I stumbled upon this movie randomly.
    Right at the part where the main kid gets turned into a mouse.

  • @juanpotgieter8406
    @juanpotgieter8406 4 роки тому +5

    The idea of the girl being trapped in the painting always creeped me out as a kid even if you don't see her move around the painting just a still image of her in her painting always unnerved me to the point where she disappeared I always assumed that she died in that painting

  • @linkxmidna57
    @linkxmidna57 4 роки тому +28

    Angelica Huston was an amazing Grand High Witch and that mutant rat at the end TERRIFIED me!!

  • @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293
    @wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 4 роки тому +37

    The Witches is and always will be one of the scariest movies ever made.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 роки тому +4

      It's so underrated.

    • @at-rexontheinternet1388
      @at-rexontheinternet1388 4 роки тому +2

      At least they don't flat out tell you that they drowned the fat kid in the movie. The book is cruel.

  • @HaydieBaby13
    @HaydieBaby13 3 роки тому +7

    The story about the little girl in the beginning was always so eerie to me. I loved this movie growing up

  • @mikeshirleyforever
    @mikeshirleyforever 4 роки тому +9

    15:07 I certainly was one of them. I still am amazed how well that shot worked. I used to think it was an editing trick but it is so smooth. I even look at Angelica's neck and try to catch out the trickery. It is such a great shot and the way the mask is dropped is seamless. Not even getting caught on her clothes on the way down. So glad you pointed this out, Doug. It is such a great movie. So glad it got reviewed and had me in stitches.

  • @MsGigglesluv
    @MsGigglesluv 4 роки тому +52

    When Brad and Doug release reviews for the same movie in the same week

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 4 роки тому +9

      Makes sense since there’s a remake for this movie coming up.

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 роки тому +3

      Yup that's cool.

    • @seanpatrickcain2
      @seanpatrickcain2 4 роки тому

      @@marclewis5505 Pretty much

    • @Rbills02
      @Rbills02 4 роки тому +5

      Gotta cater to that algorithm

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 4 роки тому +9

      I like their takes on the same movie. Doug's is the whacky over the top shtick and Brad's at home inviting wry snark and interesting tidbits.

  • @The_Early_Gamer
    @The_Early_Gamer 4 роки тому +10

    The witches was my favorite book as a child, still love it.
    We also had the audiobook on cassette tape and let me tell you, my mom still shudders at the name of that book since we listened to it in the car like a million times without tiring of it. xD

  • @anikanraynbow
    @anikanraynbow 4 роки тому +57

    Lovin the nostalgiaween intro

  • @invock
    @invock 4 роки тому +15

    10:15 > "You there, listen to me!
    I don't know many things. Thank you."
    Give this guy the seat! DOUG 2020!!

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +6

    The witches was the one time my heart raced as I read a book. The description of the girl being trapped in the painting until she died was horrifying.

    • @eyeofapollyon6739
      @eyeofapollyon6739 2 роки тому

      His short stories are even worse, some of my personal favourites include a man starving to death in a lift while his wife is on holiday, a homeless man being skinned to remove a priceless tattoo from his back and a lifelong vegetarian becoming fascinated with meat and getting turned into imitation pork. If you want to read these they are called 'The Way up to Heaven', 'Skin' and 'Pig' respectively.

  • @Thaistickthai
    @Thaistickthai 4 роки тому +70

    I think there's something wrong with het 90's kids who DIDN'T have complicated, confusing feelings about Gadget...

    • @FallenKuroTaiyo
      @FallenKuroTaiyo 4 роки тому +7

      Dude, I'm a straight woman and still had a weird childhood crush on Gadget lmao.

    • @OneColdMonkey
      @OneColdMonkey 4 роки тому

      @jbiehlable Come along, you belong!

    • @rayhoyer4829
      @rayhoyer4829 4 роки тому

      Still do 😂

    • @lancejobs
      @lancejobs 4 роки тому +1

      @@FallenKuroTaiyo ahhhem, "Golly'

    • @spinningpeanut
      @spinningpeanut 4 роки тому

      asexuality exists.... just so you know. you can live life not being attracted to a cartoon mouse

  • @takeshikujo2909
    @takeshikujo2909 4 роки тому +12

    Oh My God! It took 3 Nostalgia-ween reviews until I realized that the Cat in the Hat is winking in the intro as a reference to the ‘Ka-Ching’ scene!
    Freakin’ Clever! 👏🏻

  • @a.t.trujillo9970
    @a.t.trujillo9970 Рік тому +8

    Let me guess the witch who turned the main character back into a human name was probably Glenda because that's why they would leave her out so she was called Glenda the name of the good witch from The Wizard of Oz

  • @ouzer
    @ouzer 4 роки тому +35

    "The Witches" really is "Dead Alive" geared towards children.

  • @liimlsan3
    @liimlsan3 4 роки тому +8

    So, 19:18 ... I've always been fascinated by the implications of this. "I didn't even want to BE a witch."
    Dahl implies that witches are originless and eternal and just kinda happen, but this movie implies that the witches were A) normal people once, and B) revert to their original state by doing good deeds, apparently? She's admiring that her claws have turned back into fingernails. It raises so many questions. How do you even go down this path in life.

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 4 роки тому

      They just wanted to force a happy ending.

  • @cocomunga
    @cocomunga 4 роки тому +4

    Who else forgot about this movie and upon seeing this in your recommended had a huge surge of nostalgia from watching this movie over 20 years ago? This movie was terrifying as a kid. I put myself in the kid’s shoes, getting turned into a mouse and killed by ugly witches is pretty bad.

  • @c.k99
    @c.k99 4 роки тому +20

    Literally just after Brad reviewed it on Cinema Snob.

  • @francisfatta
    @francisfatta 4 роки тому +83

    HE’S NEVER SEEN THE WITCHES?!!! I... haven’t either.....

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 4 роки тому +10

      Oh I hope to God he does a first viewing

    • @orcatwar9810
      @orcatwar9810 4 роки тому +2

      me nether

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 4 роки тому +5

      It's worth a try. You might not like it if you didn't grow up with it, but it's still a fun, cute movie. The is a bit more mature, so you may favor it.

    • @HououMinamino
      @HououMinamino 4 роки тому +2

      I've never seen it either.

    • @LoveliestSunflower95
      @LoveliestSunflower95 4 роки тому +1

      Me neither

  • @Goose_juice20
    @Goose_juice20 4 роки тому +1

    HONK!(Translated means that I legit watched this with my mom last week and seeing Critic make a video a week later is a sign to spend more time with your family.)

  • @papersackstudios2801
    @papersackstudios2801 4 роки тому +10

    You remember when Bill was just introduced just to make fun of how other characters were just introduced out of nowhere but now it’s kind of ironic because he makes cameos time after time

  • @brattenhugo5643
    @brattenhugo5643 4 роки тому +13

    This was one of Jim Henson’s last projects along with The Muppets at Walt Disney World and the first TMNT movie

    • @darthstarkiller1912
      @darthstarkiller1912 4 роки тому

      Hard to believe it's been 30 years since he died. He was such an inspiration for puppeteers and practical effects.

    • @brattenhugo5643
      @brattenhugo5643 4 роки тому

      @@darthstarkiller1912 I know, if Jim went to the hospital earlier, we might’ve saw a bright future for his creations

  • @mochiisyum123
    @mochiisyum123 4 роки тому +4

    The pulling off the faces scene truly scarred me as a child

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 4 роки тому +21

    Approval of God: Not the film itself but Roald Dahl was ecstatic when Anjelica Huston was cast as the Grand High Witch. After Spike Milligan wasn't cast as Willy Wonka, Dahl had given up requesting casting decisions for adaptations of his book. But she had been his personal favourite for the role.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +90

    Luckily the chocolate I eat doesn't turn me into a mouse

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 4 роки тому +6

    I thought for sure you'd touch upon Dahl's relationship with this movie, his hatred for the happy ending, and the rest of the story.

  • @epictoe7179
    @epictoe7179 4 роки тому +17

    1:34 pretty sure that’s just straight up murder.