MUM & DAD MATH?! | EP 329 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @sinovuyomatiwane2481
    @sinovuyomatiwane2481 Рік тому +3859

    mom and dad math made me realize we all have the same childhood trauma🤣

    • @sanzas4834
      @sanzas4834 Рік тому +123

      Especially if you're African 😂

    • @with4tt477
      @with4tt477 Рік тому +76

      Them acting like you “hit” them still hunts me🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @BessyAnne____
      @BessyAnne____ Рік тому +17

      Especially if you're Nigerian

    • @Ktcsr17
      @Ktcsr17 Рік тому +30

      That they “don’t remember “

    • @monisworldforever2839
      @monisworldforever2839 Рік тому +8

      I need to apologize to my son, I traumatized him 😢

  • @nettmitch3452
    @nettmitch3452 Рік тому +837

    James's assessment of the cozy life of a homeless man had me howling!

    • @danaglass1265
      @danaglass1265 Рік тому +13

      That was hilarious 😂

    • @em8969
      @em8969 Рік тому +32

      Hat full of coins😂😂😂😂

    • @agirlhasnoname567
      @agirlhasnoname567 Рік тому +28

      What you mean you have TWO sleeping bags 😂😂😂😂

    • @BruhbeChill
      @BruhbeChill Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @merp9211
      @merp9211 9 місяців тому +4

      “You have TWO sleeping bags?!?!”

  • @danielepoubel
    @danielepoubel Рік тому +2534

    DAD MATH is getting pissed when you switch channels because he’s NOT sleeping on the couch, he’s resting his eyes and LISTENING to the TV

    • @enyaliosares4301
      @enyaliosares4301 Рік тому +6

      Please explain how that is related to any kind of math? Numbers? Time? Anything?

    • @peasil3330
      @peasil3330 Рік тому +139

      The worst part is he's roaring in his sleep but the moment you turn it off he jolts awake to say he was watching it 🙄

    • @cuteyalexia
      @cuteyalexia Рік тому +45

      @@enyaliosares4301Reasoning and logic, actually.

    • @BessyAnne____
      @BessyAnne____ Рік тому +15

      My uncle was the one who did this. One time, I got so pissed, I hit him in the head with the remote to prove he was actually sleeping to my grandpa... Man woke up disoriented and I was like, "if you were not sleeping, you would have me say I want to hit you with the remote before I actually did hit you with the remote, you zombie".

    • @tundedaboss
      @tundedaboss Рік тому +19

      @@enyaliosares4301the joke is that it doesn’t make logical sense. 🛫

  • @DznByLimbo
    @DznByLimbo Рік тому +423

    “Mom thinking grabbing her hand while she’s tryna hit you = you’re tryna kill her”
    SENT me

  • @nghtwng1572
    @nghtwng1572 Рік тому +309

    When i say Fuhad was passionate during the mom & dad math segment...I mean PASSIONATE!! 😂😂😂 Man was trauma dumping like James & the camera were a therapist!! 😂😂😂

    • @Bambi-ek7lv
      @Bambi-ek7lv 2 місяці тому +3

      African kids need the space to rant😂😂😂

  • @siyandamdluli4060
    @siyandamdluli4060 Рік тому +1690

    “There’s no way a nation is this angry” had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣…apology accepted from 🇿🇦

    • @matildamoloto825
      @matildamoloto825 Рік тому +12

      😂😂😂

    • @annabel.okonkwo
      @annabel.okonkwo Рік тому +18

      Heard it as I read this 😭😭

    • @tshiamohlongwane9026
      @tshiamohlongwane9026 Рік тому +3

      Which episode did he say “gibberish" when reading a SA tread??

    • @annabel.okonkwo
      @annabel.okonkwo Рік тому +4

      @tshiamohlongwane9026 one of the Monday episodes before this one. It was recent tho

    • @HelloVida2557
      @HelloVida2557 Рік тому

      ​@@tshiamohlongwane9026if I'm not mistaken it's the one from 2 weeks ago

  • @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds
    @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds Рік тому +2203

    I can't *WAIT* until you two become parents, and start doing parent things, like making sure your kids have a routine😂😂😂

    • @ahblezasellars
      @ahblezasellars Рік тому +89

      FAAAAAAAACTS!!!🤣

    • @kizzyjem
      @kizzyjem Рік тому +67

      FAAAAAAMMMNM?! 😂

    • @kathrynponte3161
      @kathrynponte3161 Рік тому +93

      They gon’ learn the reason they start you back to early bedtimes before the school year starts is because your parents need some time ALONE!

    • @Jus_me_Sween
      @Jus_me_Sween Рік тому +19

      @@kathrynponte3161 that part!!!!!

    • @OWhite13
      @OWhite13 Рік тому +17

      I thought James was married with a kid?

  • @kdot824-40
    @kdot824-40 Рік тому +437

    Every time James says "I remember 1 time, yeah 😂", it's gonna be a STORY 😂😂😂😂

    • @shevdavey6389
      @shevdavey6389 Рік тому +9

      Put story in all caps please 😂😅😅

    • @tercia113
      @tercia113 Рік тому +3

      Then I already start laughing 😂

    • @teeplustee
      @teeplustee Рік тому +4

      Every time = every 15 mins lol. His life has something serious 😂

    • @esmeraldafriedman5267
      @esmeraldafriedman5267 Рік тому +1

      EXACTLYYYY 😂

  • @ZaZa-oo3dw
    @ZaZa-oo3dw Рік тому +218

    I guess the Caribbean and Africa really aren’t that different in terms of parents 😂 that “YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME?” and “I’ve had a bad dream so you’re not going” brudaaaaaa

    • @erinphinx8563
      @erinphinx8563 Рік тому +10

      Carribbean/African=Same,lol

    • @cthulhus_sea_shanty
      @cthulhus_sea_shanty Рік тому +7

      Nah honestly cause my mum is from the Pacific Islands and the amount of times she told me "I had a bad dream so you're not going" 😭😂😂

    • @eerielconstantine5051
      @eerielconstantine5051 Рік тому +2

      Can confirm, my Caribbean ma was a whole mess while I was growing 😂

    • @munchiebear
      @munchiebear Місяць тому

      Same thing with the Pacific Islanders, you attempt to challenge your parents, you get an @$$ whooping 😂

    • @munchiebear
      @munchiebear Місяць тому

      @@cthulhus_sea_shanty 😂 honestly relatable

  • @arianam6430
    @arianam6430 Рік тому +66

    "It's the law- you have to raise me! " reminds me of my mom (single parent) telling me "I have to love you, but I don't have to like you."

  • @mariafajardo3016
    @mariafajardo3016 Рік тому +406

    You guys have no idea how much I can relate to that whole mom/dad segment. The PTSD is so real 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TrippyMayne_
    @TrippyMayne_ Рік тому +574

    Fuhad's dad has definitely hit him with : "you think you can defeat me? a whole me??" when he tried to stand his ground.😂

  • @alydiamaxine1305
    @alydiamaxine1305 Рік тому +719

    The mom and dad math triggered me so much that it almost unraveled all the healing I've been working on.

  • @courtneyjones1648
    @courtneyjones1648 Рік тому +147

    Rem saying “on Beyoncé’s internet “ SENT ME 😂

  • @rorisangmaboa672
    @rorisangmaboa672 Рік тому +61

    At this point, im convinced our parents have an annual meet and greet and discuss ways to raise us because we are raised the same way🤣🤣

  • @tiisetsokhasuli4579
    @tiisetsokhasuli4579 Рік тому +621

    We accept the apology 🇿🇦

    • @yoojungisabouttobeyourbias6444
      @yoojungisabouttobeyourbias6444 Рік тому +37

      😂😂Why are we always fighting guys?

    • @thandeka5924
      @thandeka5924 Рік тому +36

      We don't know any other way. We didn't get the violence of Apartheid out of the system🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlPlR9714
      @BlPlR9714 Рік тому +5

      kwani hamkuwa mnajua James and most of dem man hawajui Africa😂

    • @nyamburamacharia1000
      @nyamburamacharia1000 Рік тому +1

      @@thandeka5924 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @molebohengmaphepha80
      @molebohengmaphepha80 Рік тому

      ​@@yoojungisabouttobeyourbias6444😂😂😂

  • @mariposastay
    @mariposastay Рік тому +1008

    No worst than picking out your own belt is having to pick it out for your siblings

    • @Deemar
      @Deemar Рік тому +38

      Dammm

    • @motlakamakhura
      @motlakamakhura Рік тому +144

      And if you chose a weak ahh belt
      You would also get a beating 😭😭😭

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 Рік тому +17

      Oh wow never!

    • @ddrbeginner17
      @ddrbeginner17 Рік тому +80

      My mum told me once that I wanted her to go to prison because I chose a belt with some golden piece on it and it would mark on my skin. She had me choose another one, I am laughing now but it's so no okay hahaha

    • @tiff_shan
      @tiff_shan Рік тому +30

      My grandmother would make us pick a whip from a tree outside.

  • @EbuniMisses
    @EbuniMisses Рік тому +283

    Fuhad sure knows how to tell a story and James knows how to hype up all the dramatic parts.

    • @philasandeleve2940
      @philasandeleve2940 Рік тому +1

      I was soo invested. I feel like I can just watch S3 now, I am all clued up 😂

  • @taviamillward1182
    @taviamillward1182 Рік тому +48

    I have never seen Fuhad soooo livid in a video before. He is reliving soooo much trauma.🤣

  • @rayarnbarnes652
    @rayarnbarnes652 Рік тому +340

    I feel like the only way yall can truly apologise to us South Africans is coming here on tour👀🇿🇦

  • @biancaross22
    @biancaross22 Рік тому +607

    Someone give Fuhad a hug 🥴 that childhood was wiiiiiild! I mean I’m from Puerto Rico 😂 I need a hug too!

  • @chocolatethunder6377
    @chocolatethunder6377 Рік тому +746

    You man had me nerrrrrvous because the week don’t start till this episode drops

  • @jodiehanley6690
    @jodiehanley6690 Рік тому +214

    James- Talking about looking at homeless people when he was a kid.. 'What do you mean you have TWO sleeping bags and a hat full of coins..i havent seen money like that' 😂💀

    • @jamaicangirl8933
      @jamaicangirl8933 Рік тому +4

      When I tell I was floored 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gmangee5909
    @gmangee5909 Рік тому +24

    happy monday guys i just had a baby girl then got a fresh episode of SNG🙌🏽 what more could i ask for 😂🙌🏽

  • @tahjalafaele
    @tahjalafaele Рік тому +88

    Hoping they do another thread next week of the girlfriends “phase of hating their boyfriends”. The tweets had me howling. Why are women so specific 😂😂😂

  • @realscottsummers
    @realscottsummers Рік тому +72

    "When the problem asks you what the problem is" will be an all time great quote lol

  • @beverleyshoniwa7616
    @beverleyshoniwa7616 Рік тому +615

    As a South African, that thread installed FEAR inside me🙌🏽 like, men really hate their girlfriends😭😭💔💀

    • @lesedimtembu1187
      @lesedimtembu1187 Рік тому +67

      I was shakinggggg reading that thread. Men hate us fr😭😭😭

    • @bornklive7912
      @bornklive7912 Рік тому +27

      @@lesedimtembu1187shamiso was right and they called her a madman when she said it. She was ahead of her time

    • @nicolesolomon2778
      @nicolesolomon2778 Рік тому

      Woman are so disrespected.. Physically, sexually verbally violated ....gender based violence is considered her fault. Disgusting!

    • @simbosh
      @simbosh Рік тому +8

      LMAOOOOOOOOOO yho ha.a I was weeping 😭😭😭

    • @Jasmin94_
      @Jasmin94_ Рік тому +6

      Joh 😭😭 our men are savages 🤣🤣

  • @tiff_shan
    @tiff_shan Рік тому +285

    I would love to see an episode where Fuhad takes James back to Nigeria. 😂

  • @duafatima1787
    @duafatima1787 Рік тому +35

    "2 sleeping bags and a hat full of coins. I don't see money like that" James 2023

  • @llollchild14
    @llollchild14 Рік тому +34

    It’s crazy because they were acting like we were relaxing at school too , when half of us were fighting for our lives 😭😭😭

  • @dlc-angolana
    @dlc-angolana Рік тому +74

    "Line up so I can clutter you as an etc, like ta ta ta!! I don't wanna wave my hand more than once", this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard Fuhad say!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arg23
    @arg23 Рік тому +125

    Nigerian parents are EXACTLY like Caribbean parents! Fuhad was living my childhood😭😭

  • @shaynoah9234
    @shaynoah9234 Рік тому +178

    The math question took me back my dad asked me what's 12 plus 6 and I said idk he said use You're fingers I replied I don't have 12 fingers man threw me and my maths book out the room😂😂😂

    • @mahawatejan9822
      @mahawatejan9822 Рік тому +13

      i'm weakkkkkk😭😭😭

    • @rochelsewart7919
      @rochelsewart7919 Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Mama_Toni
      @Mama_Toni Рік тому +5

      noooo, not the 12 fingers😂😂😂

    • @yogurl6004
      @yogurl6004 Рік тому +5

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Im dead

  • @jordankelly653
    @jordankelly653 3 місяці тому +1

    40:33 as Fuhad says "prayers" it cuts back to the two of them and James laughing🤣 He'll never let that pronunciation go!

  • @iamkodenusi
    @iamkodenusi Рік тому +14

    52:55 South Africa's ability to instil fear and respect in other people as a nation will always have me in awe! James' apology is so funny, you know he meant it.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaughnekow
    @jaughnekow Рік тому +212

    Dad and Mum math is knowing you would return home after trying to run away from a heavy beating. They know you would always return.

    • @BessyAnne____
      @BessyAnne____ Рік тому +11

      Ran away once, my mom didn't beat me because she was worried I didn't return that day. I was maybe 11 and I slept in church. She found me there the next morning and held my hand all the way home

  • @SyreLikeAFire
    @SyreLikeAFire Рік тому +149

    istg we better get a shits n gigs meetup in South Africa in the future 🇿🇦

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime Рік тому +11

      FACTS!!

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 Рік тому +12

      It's the only reasonable penance. Supported.

    • @tyrone2423
      @tyrone2423 Рік тому +8

      We'll truly forgive them then

    • @BlPlR9714
      @BlPlR9714 Рік тому +12

      they do an episode on the table mountains in the cape, white robes and yeezys😂😂

    • @nkaisengmphomela
      @nkaisengmphomela Рік тому +3

      I agree with this 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😌

  • @jordanmilton674
    @jordanmilton674 Рік тому +91

    As a South African, I can confirm we have 12 official languages including English & yes Xhosa. The X is said with a clicking sound. It's the language they used in Black Panther

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime Рік тому +9

      I loved how the UK and US actors spoke it in there...even tho I'm not Xhosa myself

    • @kelz3456
      @kelz3456 Рік тому +10

      Mara the clicks in that movie were not make sure😭😭😭

    • @cuanontong2207
      @cuanontong2207 Рік тому +1

      ​@kelz3456 atleast they tried yazi😂😂😂

    • @kelz3456
      @kelz3456 Рік тому +3

      @@cuanontong2207yah tried is the word🤣

    • @jordanmilton674
      @jordanmilton674 Рік тому +1

      @@kelz3456 ne? TBH, I thought Chadwick was a UK boy. Kanti he's American😰😰😰 RIP

  • @amandasmith7314
    @amandasmith7314 Рік тому +52

    Dad math is thinking that subtracting physical assault equals a non-abusive childhood

    • @Bambi-ek7lv
      @Bambi-ek7lv 2 місяці тому

      Or the physical assault = discipline

  • @yonelatwani8278
    @yonelatwani8278 Рік тому +28

    When my mum started with the "i gave birth to you, carried you for nine months yadayada" mess, I said "You are the one that decided you are an adult and are ready for a child. I was your responsibility and you were required to do parent duties because i didn't ask to be here' and the silence that followed was loud 😭💀

  • @ms.alananorville7690
    @ms.alananorville7690 Рік тому +177

    Look at us listening to our Daddies Trauma and trauma bonding in the cult

  • @dawnsherie
    @dawnsherie Рік тому +58

    “YOUR HATS FULL OF COINS” HAHAHAAA BRUV why did that have me chuckling so hard because the amount of times I thought of all the places I could run away too and be hella CUSHHH, BRO! I almost hitched a ride on a train once! My mom didn’t even have a clue, I was about to see the world riding the rails 😂😂

  • @Bulelwakoko
    @Bulelwakoko Рік тому +221

    Apology accepted 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 South Africans have been dealing with Malfoy on TikTok lately so we were on a roll 😂😂

    • @entropy3615
      @entropy3615 Рік тому +2

      Lol Malfoy?

    • @jasy876
      @jasy876 Рік тому +9

      Oh god what did y'all do to Tom Felton? 😂

    • @BlPlR9714
      @BlPlR9714 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂Draco Malfoooeeey

    • @tercia113
      @tercia113 Рік тому +1

      YES😂😂😂😂. we need a break can't handle 2 fights at the same time

    • @BlPlR9714
      @BlPlR9714 Рік тому +6

      @@tercia113 😂what he do to y'all down there cuzo

  • @nkaisengmphomela
    @nkaisengmphomela Рік тому +9

    As a South African I get it 🤣🤣🤣. It was banter. We still love you guys 🫶🏽🇿🇦

  • @gloribellopez9044
    @gloribellopez9044 Рік тому +9

    When he asked “what it’s called when you go away from your parents” I freaking giggled because I wholeheartedly yelled, “ELOPEMENT” 😩😩😩😩

  • @mysliktm
    @mysliktm Рік тому +24

    “When the problem asks what the problem is” absolutely killllled me

  • @zayaangalant1593
    @zayaangalant1593 Рік тому +102

    🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 Thanks for clearing it up. I wasn't ready to see you guys flamed by South Africans like some other influencers😭

  • @GoldenDae
    @GoldenDae Рік тому +129

    MUM MATH : knowing lyrics to songs and she says "You pick up a book from morning " you know your time Tables lol

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @goffed11
      @goffed11 Рік тому +23

      Def jamaican 😂😂

    • @mizmckenzie3444
      @mizmckenzie3444 Рік тому

      the levels of accuracy, I read this in my mums voice lol

    • @bomboclaat-man
      @bomboclaat-man Рік тому +1

      ​@@goffed11"mek sure yuh know yuh book like yuh know di song dem"😂

  • @in.art.hiiiii
    @in.art.hiiiii Рік тому +115

    The Apologies to South Africans had me on my knees🤣🤣🙌🏻we love you guys❤❤we have 11 official languages !! Swahili is NOT one of them😂💯love love love..🤘🤘🤘

    • @coddell_c
      @coddell_c Рік тому +10

      It's 12. Sign language is now an official language too.

  • @pinkglitter6992
    @pinkglitter6992 6 місяців тому +1

    ‘Line up so I can clatter you’ 😂😂😂 the clatter sent me beyond! 😭🤣

  • @ellenellenellenellen
    @ellenellenellenellen Рік тому +61

    Thank you for addressing the problem from last week! We love you ❤🇿🇦

  • @akontio59
    @akontio59 Рік тому +41

    If you're a 90's kid from an African family, the first 15min of this show were therapeutic lmao

  • @makinicorner
    @makinicorner Рік тому +53

    Dad math is telling your dad your age on your birthday and him saying "ONLY?! What have you achieved? Cause I'M 65" 😂

  • @user-yq7hd9wg5o
    @user-yq7hd9wg5o Рік тому +6

    “Why haven’t you changed my bed sheets? It’s New Year’s Eve” took me OUT

  • @ursulambra3497
    @ursulambra3497 Рік тому +1

    Ugh Godfather of Harlem is literally the best thing I’ve seen this year. Literally *chefs kiss*

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X Рік тому +27

    Fuhad’s childhood was hilarious to me 😂😂😂 his mom and the new bedsheets for the New Year 😂😂

    • @esmeraldafriedman5267
      @esmeraldafriedman5267 Рік тому +4

      I want to start the New Year clean and fresh! 😂

    • @gugulethukunene8266
      @gugulethukunene8266 Рік тому

      @@esmeraldafriedman5267🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beemonique8466
      @beemonique8466 Рік тому +2

      Cleaning everything, doing laundry and etc, for the new year... That's a normal thing for us black Americans. Cleanliness is Godliness😂

  • @JayBry1989
    @JayBry1989 Рік тому +82

    You KNOW the daughter showed the mum first so they could laugh together at the dad looking like a wisdom tooth and breaking his family up over it 😂😂😂

  • @MaggieAAdams
    @MaggieAAdams Рік тому +65

    This question is a straight therapy session for these men lmfao 😂

  • @ozmarie
    @ozmarie 9 місяців тому +2

    Not "slapping all three of you in a roll". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HoneyPot624
    @HoneyPot624 11 місяців тому +3

    “Telling me to clean my room because her friends are coming over.” My mom would legit give them a tour to see the “updates” on the house (there were no updates btw). 😂

  • @kieranryan-zy2un
    @kieranryan-zy2un Рік тому +117

    I've been through a lot of shit lately and your videos put a smile on my face man

    • @joshuaprince8052
      @joshuaprince8052 Рік тому +6

      i've been refreshing this page like crazy lol🤣🤣🤣...we need this weekly therapy

    • @amberjohnson9880
      @amberjohnson9880 Рік тому +2

      Wishing you a happy remainder of the week!

  • @kyanblack
    @kyanblack Рік тому +23

    As a South African, I’m pleased 😂

  • @iesharoper5861
    @iesharoper5861 Рік тому +9

    When they said “do you know that school work like you know them songs”… that shit sweetened me!!!!

  • @monicajuarez2729
    @monicajuarez2729 10 місяців тому +2

    I died the 30 times James said “wisdom tooth”🦷 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @unknown-yk3cb
    @unknown-yk3cb Рік тому +4

    “Go and pick a belt” is BRAAAZY🤣😭😭😭

  • @kaelomashike7892
    @kaelomashike7892 Рік тому +14

    These man can make any show sound like its Oscar worthy, and the way fuhad describes it is absolutely fantastic

  • @gsasagi1111
    @gsasagi1111 Рік тому +111

    I knew from the moment James said "gibberish" on the last episode that my fellow South Africans are going to have a field day with him😂😂😂We don't take anything Seriously but we hate being insulted 😂😂

    • @nelly2911
      @nelly2911 Рік тому +9

      Yeah hey, I also saw it coming 🤣🤣

    • @Isitreah
      @Isitreah Рік тому +12

      I was waiting🤣🤣🤣🤣that Swahili bit too. I really thought they were next on the list after that Simone girl and Noodle hair Malfoy😭

    • @danaglass1265
      @danaglass1265 Рік тому +2

      Doesn’t everyone and every culture and every race and every family dislike being insulted? Not just a South African thing

    • @ManLikeEnoch
      @ManLikeEnoch Рік тому

      That thread was funny 😂😭 “when she holds your hands and you just want to cut it off” that’s Brazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sasah_rsa
      @sasah_rsa Рік тому +1

      This is so so true
      Someone said, South Africans can be beefing with each other or some ishh could be going down but you come in as an outsider n you do/say something to piss them off, they'll forget for a few moments whatever the f is going on n have a field day with you😂😂😂

  • @kletuskong2010
    @kletuskong2010 Рік тому +18

    Elis & Fuhad fumbling the bottom boy on the the matching patreon-youtube episodes is way funnier than it should be lol

  • @BxnnyKing
    @BxnnyKing 3 місяці тому +2

    11:27 you man , this was❤ Fuhad's cry for help 😭😭💀

  • @scorpios_knw_best
    @scorpios_knw_best Рік тому +4

    20 years later, I MUST change my bedsheets new years eve. 🤦🏽‍♀️ it's mandatory. Starting fresh😂😂😂

  • @adebolagifttv813
    @adebolagifttv813 Рік тому +29

    😂😂😂 I laughed so hard in this episode... Fuhad was so funny during the mom/dad math things, and I could so relate because I'm Nigerian and our parents damn!

  • @SyreLikeAFire
    @SyreLikeAFire Рік тому +38

    fuhad’s belt story had me rolling even though my childhood was similar (except it was my mom with a shambock ;))

  • @lwandilemthembu9666
    @lwandilemthembu9666 Рік тому +28

    Mum math is them turning the lights on to tell you something when you sleeping just so you can hear them clearly 😂😂

  • @robertjerome9171
    @robertjerome9171 Рік тому +1

    I've never felt another grown man's pain before in my life. Hearing the same stories of things I've gone thru growing up

  • @TheWanderingFoodude
    @TheWanderingFoodude Рік тому +1

    As a PuertoRican it was always the hoover and the salsa music....at 8am...I still have trauma from it.😂😂😂🇵🇷🇵🇷

  • @hey_winny1239
    @hey_winny1239 Рік тому +61

    We gotta have a Nigerian mom and dad math special because…😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahlawson1695
    @sarahlawson1695 Рік тому +15

    The mom and dad math makes me realize I’m nothing like that as a parent. Thank god. My kids sleep in and stay up late on weekends, they know they have to clean their room every Sunday but they get to choose when as long as it’s done before bed. I feel better lol

    • @indiashante1560
      @indiashante1560 Рік тому +3

      Same here. I'm such a laid-back parent compared to how I was raised. My kids actually go out their way to spend time with me too. Lol

    • @jessicarichter6436
      @jessicarichter6436 Рік тому +1

      Same. Beatings only gave me trauma so I’m much more laid back & loving with my lil girl but still expect respect. I’m English & didn’t get this rosey parenting people think we get.

    • @susanmichelle3292
      @susanmichelle3292 Рік тому

      I love that, bcI believe kids need time to have fun and enjoy themselves. My favorite memories from my childhood were watching “Sweet Valley High” with my Mom (she worked 8 hour overnight shifts as a nurse) and brother after school, and having pizza for dinner and watching a movie that me or my brother picked with both my Mom and Dad on Saturday nights. We had to clean our rooms as well, as long as it was before bedtime Sunday. I imagine your kids will have happy memories of these weekends when they grow up😊

  • @nazz3110
    @nazz3110 Рік тому +133

    As a 33 year old with 2 kids, I agree with most of these 🤣
    I don't care if the sun is out, go sleep so I can watch Netflix in peace 😅

    • @ReginaVestra
      @ReginaVestra Рік тому +14

      I always feel SO attacked when they talk about going to bed with the sun out in the summer time because.... best believe my kids are in bed at 8:30 on a weekday- rain or shine lol

    • @shevdavey6389
      @shevdavey6389 Рік тому +9

      They'd better be sleeping by 9 pm too caz this wine isn't gonna drink itself

    • @july3817
      @july3817 Рік тому +9

      I think my parents had a great setup. Basically I was supposed to be in my room at 8pm (later 10pm) and not make noise. But they didn’t care if I was sleeping or reading, playing games, colouring pictures as long as I was quiet and dealt with the consequences of staying up late. I had problems falling asleep so I often stayed up late and did stuff to get tired. Developed a pretty good routine of my own that way.

    • @ReginaVestra
      @ReginaVestra Рік тому +4

      @@shevdavey6389 LMAOOO. If it's a weekend... not gonna lie.... I let them hang out in their rooms until their heart's content... But don't try that ish on a weekday or I'm FLYING up those stairs 🤣

    • @ReginaVestra
      @ReginaVestra Рік тому

      @embermist3910 Yeah I think we have all seen those studies by now. Good thing my kids are still in the single digits......

  • @RemyDaDon
    @RemyDaDon 8 місяців тому +1

    14:26 as a person who grew up in a Caribbean household, the bedsheets, curtains, laundry and your entire body and hair had to be clean on New Year’s Eve for the new year 😂😂😂 30 years later I’m still doing it

  • @Noname99903
    @Noname99903 6 місяців тому +1

    “IT’S LAAAAW!!!!!!” “IT’S LAAAWWW THAT YOU TAKE CARE OF ME!!!!”
    😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @FreeOfCharg3
    @FreeOfCharg3 Рік тому +30

    This episode gave me PTSD 😂. The plus side is that it’s nice knowing so many people experienced this level of fuckary as kids as well 😂

  • @servingcant
    @servingcant Рік тому +11

    Listening to the Mum/Dad math section and reading the comments makes me realize that I didn’t have a unique trauma experience. The memories that are getting unlocked rn.. 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @ellanjemartin
    @ellanjemartin Рік тому +23

    LMAO my dad used to be like “you pick up a book from morning?!” if I dared to turn the TV on before 12 😂

  • @theycallmecassidy8010
    @theycallmecassidy8010 Рік тому +4

    the way Fuhad narrates a story/series, makes me feel like I've also watched it, great storyteller😮‍💨

  • @nicoleimmel5201
    @nicoleimmel5201 Рік тому +3

    Shaped like a wisdom tooth is so accurate and I can’t get over it 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bayanmousa1539
    @bayanmousa1539 Рік тому +43

    Literally can’t wait till u guys post every Monday it brightens my day ❤

  • @danielepoubel
    @danielepoubel Рік тому +27

    FINALLY!!!!! i was SHAKING thinking we wouldn’t get an episode today

  • @daisy-lz8zg
    @daisy-lz8zg Рік тому +16

    😂😂😂 Having to apologize after getting a taste of that South African spice. Now imagine growing up in that environment. I know no tongue sharper than a South Africans😂

  • @ZE1R3X
    @ZE1R3X 10 місяців тому

    Mom Math is beating you up before dinner then expecting you to be at dinner with a fresh face

  • @Noloyiso_M
    @Noloyiso_M Рік тому +19

    We have 11 official languages spoken plus sign language and most of these spoken languages have at least three dialects depending on which part of South African you're from. So this apology is well recieved gents😂😂♥♥

  • @siphokazizondi7834
    @siphokazizondi7834 Рік тому +18

    There are quiet a few languages in South Africa. Even we get upset when someone starts their tweet off in English and then ends it in one of the other languages that we may not understand 😅😂😂

  • @kianasealy3509
    @kianasealy3509 Рік тому +6

    13:30 not James wanting to live in a bush!😂😂😂

  • @Lilmoonpie2
    @Lilmoonpie2 Рік тому +12

    Dad making you pick the belt takes me BACK 😅 but the remote call really took me out!! 😂 childhood was CRAZY bro

  • @englisheats6894
    @englisheats6894 Рік тому +4

    i remember escaping a beating once and thought after finishing school it would have been forgotten about until you walk in the house and see a parent holding the belt that fear is like nothing else

  • @milberrybrown6569
    @milberrybrown6569 8 місяців тому +2

    Mom math is when she asks you explain yourself, and says stop talking in the same sentence

  • @jordannaatilo5840
    @jordannaatilo5840 Рік тому +6

    When fuhad said ETC, i thought this was a wrestling move. Not until i saw the transcript , he actually was saying et cetera. Laughed the first time, laughed even harder the second time.

  • @AyandaMalungana-r8k
    @AyandaMalungana-r8k Рік тому +25

    Shout out to my country for the juicy thread, keep them coming.
    and shout out to James and Fuhad for making them even juicier.🤣

  • @milkyisdoodlin
    @milkyisdoodlin Рік тому +93

    Mom/dad math is constantly telling you "don't be like I was" yet still upset with decisions you make for YOUR LIFE. Like did you want me to be a teen parents like y'all or something?? 😂🥴 aren't y'all happy I didn't do what y'all did or not? Anyway once again, a great podcast! Love ya guys

    • @tretizzle
      @tretizzle Рік тому +7

      "There is not enough Fs in the word Facts" James😅😅

  • @danikahholdman2609
    @danikahholdman2609 Рік тому +7

    Suggestion: can you guys reach out to your South African viewers to provide roasts for your next ‘roast us’ episode and for the try not to laugh challenge for your reaction channel. South Africa does not miss. Every thread of theirs is funny as hell. 😂

  • @UrbanAfricano93
    @UrbanAfricano93 Рік тому +2

    This is the only broadcast that I really like . The bromance is amazing 😂❤