My husband and I each have 3 phone cables and plugs on both sides of the bed so there is never an issue of where is the plug. We both know of either of us start asking about the phone cord Alzheimer's is setting in.
9/11? Yeah, I remember where I was on 9/11... I was at work that day. It was a different skyscraper in New York!! I walked out of the building and headed west. I stopped when I felt safe and collapsed from sheer exhaustion. I decided to stay in Indiana. The biggest city in the entire state doesn't have a skyscraper anywhere. The tallest building is 38 stories. You can't fly a plane into a 38 story building. You have to drop it on a 38 story building. So, I've been in Indianapolis ever since. #NoRegerts
My husband and I each have 3 phone cables and plugs on both sides of the bed so there is never an issue of where is the plug.
We both know of either of us start asking about the phone cord Alzheimer's is setting in.
9/11? Yeah, I remember where I was on 9/11... I was at work that day. It was a different skyscraper in New York!! I walked out of the building and headed west. I stopped when I felt safe and collapsed from sheer exhaustion.
I decided to stay in Indiana. The biggest city in the entire state doesn't have a skyscraper anywhere. The tallest building is 38 stories. You can't fly a plane into a 38 story building. You have to drop it on a 38 story building.
So, I've been in Indianapolis ever since. #NoRegerts
To make the Audi joke work in America, just say BMW instead. Same reaction.