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  • “I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.”
    Season 1 Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 153

  • @ZombieN8YT
    @ZombieN8YT 10 місяців тому +305

    All boys need an Uncle Charlie.

    • @gerdtt79
      @gerdtt79 10 місяців тому +5

      You do realize humanity would die out then right.

    • @ZombieN8YT
      @ZombieN8YT 10 місяців тому +11

      @@gerdtt79 The hell?

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 10 місяців тому

      @@gerdtt79 Not really. You don't have to marry a woman in order to have children.

    • @anthonyvasquezactor
      @anthonyvasquezactor 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@@gerdtt79 And? Have you seen humanity today?

    • @winnhill3736
      @winnhill3736 10 місяців тому +2

      Maybe but not my son.😊

  • @TshiamoDre
    @TshiamoDre 10 місяців тому +128

    The word "uncle" in the dictionary should be replaced with Charlie Harper's face 😂😂😂

  • @afonsodeportugal
    @afonsodeportugal 10 місяців тому +96

    This is why the first series were great: excellent advice from uncle Charlie, sharp social commentary and smart Jake!

  • @redips
    @redips 10 місяців тому +106

    Jake" i want to give away half my stuff"
    He learned from his father's mistake. lol

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 10 місяців тому +25

      I don't* want to give anybody* half my stuff.

    • @redips
      @redips 10 місяців тому +3

      @@arielbanks5557Well, pretty much the same thing. lol

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 9 місяців тому +5

      That is more than half. Judith got everything Alan had including his future income. Perhaps Alan could keep his clothes and footwear, but that was it .
      Gordon Gekko was right
      ua-cam.com/video/kO3Rd6U4CjE/v-deo.htmlsi=EN6fAdgXDW4NgaDt&t=54

    • @LoGStein
      @LoGStein 7 місяців тому +2

      @@redips No, your comment was the exact opposite

    • @IslanderloverBKK
      @IslanderloverBKK 7 місяців тому +1

      Not the same, you can't just accept your mistake.@redips

  • @srami004
    @srami004 10 місяців тому +70

    Considering the way his mom treat’s his dad post divorce lol

  • @dimitrijespasic473
    @dimitrijespasic473 10 місяців тому +139

    If my mom did this to my dad I'd have trust issues too.

  • @ImBigBossNotSeanConnery
    @ImBigBossNotSeanConnery 10 місяців тому +184

    Nice of Judith to have lived for free her entire life. Alan became a slave to her through family court.

    • @DavidOfWhitehills
      @DavidOfWhitehills 10 місяців тому +6

      True, but. Your Mom risked her health, her ability to earn anything, and her life, to make you. Then she spent the next twenty years of her life making you what you are.

    • @redips
      @redips 10 місяців тому +14

      Alan had a good lawyer, but he has a very bad brother lol

    • @ImBigBossNotSeanConnery
      @ImBigBossNotSeanConnery 10 місяців тому +1

      @@DavidOfWhitehills I didn't say she was a terrible mother, but she was definitely a terrible wife. She always villified Alan despite him doing nothing wrong to her during their marriage, and pretty much drove Alan to homelessness after their divorce and even in spite of that, she still expected Alan to pay all of her bills. She is a parasitic leech that no man should ever marry.

    • @timeprotector4320
      @timeprotector4320 7 місяців тому +13

      @@DavidOfWhitehills Ah yes because the dad doesnt experience any hard time

    • @jaimeosbourn3616
      @jaimeosbourn3616 7 місяців тому

      @@DavidOfWhitehills SIMP harder. Maybe some woman will, eventually, touch your pee-pee.

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu 10 місяців тому +53

    When you are a student of Charlie Harper University 😂😂😂😂

  • @tjt5086
    @tjt5086 6 місяців тому +33

    he paying the bills and somehow her girl friends looked at him as the bad guy.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 2 місяці тому +3

      Because he’s weak and women respect strength

    • @DjokaireInc
      @DjokaireInc Місяць тому +2

      ​@@AutomaticDuck300indeed, women have no empathy at all

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor 10 місяців тому +49

    Teach 'em while they're young.

    • @brettmason1942
      @brettmason1942 8 місяців тому +4

      That is clearly a man haters club. Good for Jake for expressing what he wants. What A free young man.

  • @TshiamoDre
    @TshiamoDre 10 місяців тому +30

    Alan should've really learned to shut his mouth 😂😂😂

  • @lflagr
    @lflagr 9 місяців тому +18

    When I was a kid, the thing that made me so angry was when my mom's friends would ask me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" in that sarcastic/teasing way 😡

    • @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw
      @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw 6 місяців тому +3

      Yes, they implied that even if you had some feelings towards a girl they were not real feelings but something to joke about.

    • @winterwulf1995
      @winterwulf1995 18 днів тому

      It always felt so creepy

  • @mikemichailidis1685
    @mikemichailidis1685 10 місяців тому +7

    Uncle Charlie taugh you well 😂😂

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu 10 місяців тому +15

    Hang on I have some bills you need to pay 😂😂😅

    • @redips
      @redips 10 місяців тому +1

      Judith, just shut up!!!

  • @pratik2998
    @pratik2998 10 місяців тому +31

    Poor Alan. I always felt bad for him.

    • @G-MONEY1996
      @G-MONEY1996 4 місяці тому +1

      What's more sad is that this happens in real life.

    • @tapatio71exiliado
      @tapatio71exiliado 3 місяці тому

      I didn't, what about his girlfriend Candy?

  • @bilalrashad6636
    @bilalrashad6636 10 місяців тому +42

    I don't blame Jake, I'm never getting married

    • @adamsamuel8593
      @adamsamuel8593 10 місяців тому +6

      Make sure and have enough money to pay women to sleep with you and private nurses to take care of you in older age.

    • @aaronhamos5925
      @aaronhamos5925 8 місяців тому +2

      You could just be in a long term relationship without a marriage.

    • @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw
      @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw 6 місяців тому

      @@aaronhamos5925 In some countries a common law partner can take half of your stuff and get a spousal support for years the same way an ex spouse does.

    • @G-MONEY1996
      @G-MONEY1996 4 місяці тому

      ​@@adamsamuel8593pay women to sleep with, I sure ain't doing that.

    • @artistjoh
      @artistjoh 3 місяці тому +1

      A lot of men say that, but eventually discover that their pleasure stick has the amazing ability to strangle the common sense part of the brain when it takes charge. Sadly that happens often.

  • @liamgray7942
    @liamgray7942 9 місяців тому +24

    All the woman were only mad because they know it's true .

    • @G-MONEY1996
      @G-MONEY1996 4 місяці тому +2

      More like they're mad because a little kid knows better than them.

  • @georgemagdy2013
    @georgemagdy2013 7 місяців тому +4

    He's right you know... 😂

  • @giovannibautista2515
    @giovannibautista2515 10 місяців тому +35

    Interesting how they looked mad when Jake said that he wouldn’t want to give someone half of his stuff. I mean what about feminism? Why are they getting mad about it? Aren’t they supposed to be independent and don’t need a man’s money to survive?

    • @gamesmoney1025
      @gamesmoney1025 7 місяців тому +13

      Regardless who in their right mind would want to give half of their money to someone who took their house and make their life a living nightmare. Its no wonder women love marriage so much. They get free gifts and money from the divorce in most cases

    • @IslanderloverBKK
      @IslanderloverBKK 7 місяців тому

      I don't need a man's money to survive because I was brought up to work on my own. Don't associate that in "feminism." As a woman, I believe in prenup and no one should get what I worked for when we weren't married.

    • @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw
      @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw 6 місяців тому +1

      Nope, feminism is about "women are always right and men should always do what they are told to do or else...".

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 6 місяців тому +4

      "We do not NEED a man's money, but we are still entitled to it." - women

  • @anthonybarcenas1981
    @anthonybarcenas1981 10 місяців тому +7

    Uncle Charlie was preaching to the choir

  • @toddmathis7484
    @toddmathis7484 10 місяців тому +9

    Truer words were never spoken.

  • @tedspeed3338
    @tedspeed3338 6 місяців тому +5

    Well, he's not wrong...

  • @tomb7942
    @tomb7942 8 місяців тому +7

    From the mouth of babes comes the brutal truth.
    If Charlie taught him nothing else, this should save Jake's future.

  • @user-ex2yt1pl6u
    @user-ex2yt1pl6u 10 місяців тому +45

    Who could blame Jake?

  • @zackinwald9581
    @zackinwald9581 10 місяців тому +18

    I wouldn’t want one either if I had Judith for a mother 💯

  • @rahulchitale644
    @rahulchitale644 7 місяців тому +5

    What Jake said was absolute truth. And it still hold true. Men need to be educated from childhood this specific truth.

  • @lancehood7916
    @lancehood7916 9 місяців тому +12

    ALAN WAS THE ULTIMATE SIMP

  • @lennartj12345
    @lennartj12345 8 місяців тому +7

    What does she need a supportgroup for 😂😂😂

    • @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw
      @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw 6 місяців тому

      To prove herself that she is not a predatory bitch, what else for? 🤷

  • @KAvanAlten
    @KAvanAlten 9 місяців тому +8

    He has a point you know. I have no intentions to share my stuff either. If I ever gonna get married, I want to make it very clear which stuff belongs to who, and not just sharing it all.

    • @IslanderloverBKK
      @IslanderloverBKK 7 місяців тому +1

      Prenup! I'm a woman but I've earned my own, I also don't want to give away what I worked hard for before marriage.

    • @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw
      @SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw 6 місяців тому +1

      Talk to a good lawyer before marriage.
      It's too easy to lose your stuff if it gets mixed into a matrimonial home purchase, for example.

    • @KAvanAlten
      @KAvanAlten 6 місяців тому

      @@SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw Or...don't marry!

  • @jamielthashepherd6870
    @jamielthashepherd6870 5 місяців тому +5

    I always find it creepy how older women would ask young boys “if they have a girlfriend yet” 😂

  • @holyfrenchfry
    @holyfrenchfry 8 місяців тому +6

    it’s so sad everytime there’s a divorce,
    there’s a literal alan CREATED.

  • @j.h.lowery7934
    @j.h.lowery7934 10 місяців тому +5

    Smart kid

  • @Kth4life
    @Kth4life 10 місяців тому +5

    He aint lying though

  • @a.rjeezy61
    @a.rjeezy61 7 місяців тому +6

    Why would he want a wife after seeing how his mom treats his dad

  • @Backwoods_870
    @Backwoods_870 5 місяців тому +1

    Uncle Charlie has taught his young Padawan nephew well

  • @CelebrityGamerTV
    @CelebrityGamerTV 10 місяців тому +3

    1:01 looked weird when she said “you have a girlfriend yet?”

  • @AodhanBeag
    @AodhanBeag 10 місяців тому +7

    Jake was right, there’s not a lot of benefit for men in a marriage and all the risk. Get married once and make sure the vetting process is top notch to make sure she’s the one ☝️

    • @G-MONEY1996
      @G-MONEY1996 4 місяці тому

      Problem is with modern women today, finding the one is like finding a needle in a hay pile the size of Texas.

    • @Hydra48
      @Hydra48 4 місяці тому

      @@G-MONEY1996 Tbh the same goes for modern men lol

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 10 місяців тому +2

    Yep spot on.

  • @kendo2377
    @kendo2377 7 місяців тому +1

    Jake is BASED.

  • @osbaldohernandez9174
    @osbaldohernandez9174 6 місяців тому +3

    As a 9 year old I didn’t really pay much attention but at 20 yeah don’t get married

  • @supernaturalsupremeslayer8152
    @supernaturalsupremeslayer8152 10 місяців тому +4

    Jake should've said that's what my mom did to my dad & i don't want the same thing to happen with me & Judith would be the bad guy

  • @jackheisterman6731
    @jackheisterman6731 7 місяців тому +2

    they need to be teaching boys this

  • @GTS-dh9wj
    @GTS-dh9wj 9 місяців тому +3

    As long as I have a maid a chef and some action on a daily basis

  • @whclcdr
    @whclcdr 8 місяців тому

    Damn smart kid knows what he wants and what he needs to do to get it and he doesn’t overpay

  • @MuhammadAhmed-gu2gf
    @MuhammadAhmed-gu2gf 6 місяців тому +2

    Wait!!! He pays alimony but she has "bills for him to pay"?!!! Wtf??!

    • @Backwoods_870
      @Backwoods_870 5 місяців тому +1

      That's why you gotta be careful with what you marry.

  • @TheColinChapman
    @TheColinChapman 10 місяців тому

    …and he‘s right! :)

  • @GhostSheriff
    @GhostSheriff 6 місяців тому

    Smart boy

  • @ihh619
    @ihh619 10 місяців тому +8

    Charlie shouldn't have said that, he's not a good role model for Jake, but I can also see how Jake would have trust issues after what he saw Judith do Alan.

  • @fergonzalez5670
    @fergonzalez5670 10 місяців тому +2

    Hope they're really big ones

  • @shortvids5825
    @shortvids5825 5 місяців тому

    What episode is this

  • @bigbadjohn7053
    @bigbadjohn7053 8 місяців тому +1

    If Judith was my mother, I'd feel the same way.

  • @ericm.3054
    @ericm.3054 6 місяців тому

    Hmmmmm foot!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yelofootball8382
    @yelofootball8382 3 місяці тому

    What season and episode

  • @gowthamanjaiganesh3210
    @gowthamanjaiganesh3210 5 місяців тому +1

    Misandry by Judith at its best

  • @kaleblackey9933
    @kaleblackey9933 7 місяців тому +1

    His uncle Tot him well

  • @laveenladharam
    @laveenladharam 7 днів тому

    I don't know why they're angry at Alan. Jake saying he doesn’t want to give away half his stuff looks bad on Judith, not Alan

  • @ericm.3054
    @ericm.3054 6 місяців тому

    Hmmmmm 🦶!!!!! 💀😂

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 6 місяців тому

    For a kid usually portrayed as dumb, Jake could be really smart, albeit at the worst possible moment.

  • @GrimmEnt.
    @GrimmEnt. 7 днів тому

    A room full of Karens.

  • @kenroymartin6080
    @kenroymartin6080 4 місяці тому

    Can you pleaseeeee give uncle Charlie a gramme please 🙏💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jamessollazzo4860
    @jamessollazzo4860 10 місяців тому +1

    the kids right

  • @aaronhamos5925
    @aaronhamos5925 8 місяців тому +1

    Did Tom Leykis write this bit?

  • @TrevorOneill-b3g
    @TrevorOneill-b3g 6 місяців тому

    1:19

  • @nicolemarie1909
    @nicolemarie1909 5 місяців тому

    Lol

  • @9911GT3
    @9911GT3 5 місяців тому +1

    Listen closely young men. This is How you will end up if you merry in 2024

  • @jesse8511
    @jesse8511 7 місяців тому

    Is that Helen from Drake & Josh?

  • @niteshbheda2774
    @niteshbheda2774 6 місяців тому

    Episode number

  • @preenachudasama2716
    @preenachudasama2716 10 місяців тому +1

    AMBER ZOMBIE BAD BOY

  • @gabrielwense3506
    @gabrielwense3506 3 місяці тому

    It's good see how Alan grow up In the séries and stoprd being a foolish simp. And ended as a weasel chad

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 9 місяців тому +1

    *r/AgedLikeFineWine* 🍷😎😉

  • @Sadreath
    @Sadreath 10 місяців тому

    It never made sense to me why Alan not only paid horrendous amounts of alimony and child support but also had to pay random bills for Judith. That's just not how that works

    • @lorimiller4301
      @lorimiller4301 10 місяців тому +2

      It's because Charlie slept with and subsequently dumped their divorce lawyer, which made her extremely angry and vindictive. She took it out on Alan.

  • @JoeValva
    @JoeValva 10 місяців тому +1

    true that

  • @preenachudasama2716
    @preenachudasama2716 10 місяців тому +1

    get way lose zombie AMBER

  • @G-MONEY1996
    @G-MONEY1996 4 місяці тому

    Smart boy

  • @jehanariyaratnam2874
    @jehanariyaratnam2874 20 днів тому

    Smart kid