Ah my Nigerian brethren, I really can't thank you enough for these comedy sitcoms which brighten my days and evenings. Hadn't it been for you all and Nollywood, I guess I would have lost my sanity. At the end of the day, all these stories, our own stories told by us and from our own perspective, do a lot of good in a way that they loosen the pressure building inside of me like in this very instant. Your ingenuity is making me feel very poud as an African. Please carry on making Africa a better place for us to live in and dream in colour. There is no place like home, goes the saying!
Takpo that is to tell you that do not touch oil. And today is my birthday celebrate With me All takpo fans. also I don't forget happy birthday day to Nigeria people 🌷🎉
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary school days. 😂😂😂 It all. happened on a Tuesday morning when our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives.... Eg: _Long longer longest _Big bigger biggest _Short shorter shortest _Fast faster fastest. So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started; TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way... TEACHER: Long PUPILS: Long longer longest TEACHER: Big PUPILS: Big bigger biggest TEACHER: Short PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest TEACHER: Fast! PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good! PUPILS: Good gooder goodest TEACHER: STOP!!! PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!! PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest TEACHER: Chim o! PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest TEACHER : CHAI!!!! PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest TEACHER: OLODO!!! PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂👍👍👍 😂😂😂😂 Thanks so much for reading my joke, If you enjoyed it, Please can you do me a favour, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my channel, I know u are capable. 💛💛👍 it very simple Just touch my profile picture and you will see where to SUBSCRIBE Plsssssssssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂 Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and... decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂 As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it. Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen. The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!" Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!" Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?" Ekene didn't respond. The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me! Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered. "Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested. Ekene shouted, "Boss!" Boss answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" Boss didn't answer. Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet. The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name". The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie". Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. Ekene called, "Madam! Madam answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?" Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 Thanks so much for reading my joke, God bless you as u support my UA-cam channel . 💛💛 If you enjoyed my joke, pls Just touch my profile picture to Hit the Red SUBSCRIBE icon Plsssssssssss🙏🙏🙏🙏pls🙏🙏🙏🙏
To love 💞 is to suffer for one another. . You sat down 👇👎 and eat the shared of their food 🥝🥝🥝 now the are eating the shared of your food 🥝🥝. . Takpo learned from this lesson don't go people home 🏠🏡 pretending that you are sympathized with the them
May this new month.... God should open doors ryt now for each n everyone IJN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌.
God blessing be upon each and everyone here and I pray that this month shall be the month of breakthrough for Us all IJN 🙏🙏🙏
😂😂😂 continuation I like this ooh takpo
Tarkpo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm From Madagascar 🇲🇬
I had to watch this one over and over again ........ Watching from JAMAICA 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
Me too lol
@@oneekaparris1402 please I want to visit Jamaica but I don't no anyone there please
,@@emmanuelasante457I do not live in Jamaica 🇯🇲
Hahahahahahaha chai Takpo u won't kill but me with laughter oooh jare. Mama Egima wuna really doam😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜
This is some sweet revenge ♥️♥️♥️ lol 😂😂🤣😂
GH iiiiry
@@kobbynana4266 this is a wicked person
To the person reading this I pray you get what your heart truly desires. Happy new month. May it be October to remember for good
May god bless you in Jesus name
Amen 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Amen 🙏
Thanks for the message, same to you madam 🙏
Amen dear same to u love ❤️
Bwoyy Takpo this is revenge time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hush you hear.
Poor Takpo😂😂
This time u met your match,, they have shown you pepe😂😂💔
Poor takpo
😂😂😂😂Mama Egma goodafternoon again😂😂😂
Ah my Nigerian brethren, I really can't thank you enough for these comedy sitcoms which brighten my days and evenings. Hadn't it been for you all and Nollywood, I guess I would have lost my sanity. At the end of the day, all these stories, our own stories told by us and from our own perspective, do a lot of good in a way that they loosen the pressure building inside of me like in this very instant. Your ingenuity is making me feel very poud as an African. Please carry on making Africa a better place for us to live in and dream in colour. There is no place like home, goes the saying!
Takpo that is to tell you that do not touch oil. And today is my birthday celebrate With me All takpo fans. also I don't forget happy birthday day to Nigeria people 🌷🎉
Happy birthday dear age gracefully
@@roseharrison3678 I so much appreciate god bless you
🎉🎊Hnd Dear🥰age wiv more grace
Happy Birthday 🎁 hun ♥ from Brooklyn, NY
Happy birthday swt
First here! Much love from Ghana.
Takpo! Good will not kill you ooooo😂😂😂
Kai...the moment he started walking very fast with that beat at the background.... Means war ...hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
Takbo is hungry wooo trouble don't come😂😂😂😂😂😂
Twi twi is something else 😂
What kill me is when they are watching TV. Toys watching human beings 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's makes me laughed too
Takpo what goes around, comes around lol, enjoy ur house guests. Happy Friday ♥🇺🇲
Love from Ghana 🇬🇭
We have two kids in uniform 🥋🥋 I think we have two 🕝😮
😂 😂 😂 😂
See the condition you people are putting me into
Haaa.....Takpo jokes are so funny
From ivoiry coast 🇨🇮😂😂😂
Hmmmmm takpo this time you met your match 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
From Switzerland
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 takpotakpo oooo
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary
school days. 😂😂😂 It
all.
happened on a Tuesday morning
when
our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and
superlatives....
Eg:
_Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily)
Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂👍👍👍
😂😂😂😂
Thanks so much for reading my joke,
If you enjoyed it, Please can you do me a favour, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my channel, I know u are capable. 💛💛👍 it very simple
Just touch my profile picture and you will see where to SUBSCRIBE Plsssssssssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
This is real talent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂Tapko spagett😂😂😂😂
Tomorrow is my birthday 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳Looking for my twin October 02 1998
October 5th 1998
@@adaonyebuchi9604 z gggtygtyyzyy
This one Do Me I Do You 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like the voice in the video, it sounds very funny 😂
Atwinini eh sorry twictwic 🤣🤣
Am here😁😁
Happy Independence Day 🇳🇬 and Happy New Month l
😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water
to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and...
decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂
As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.
Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"
Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Ekene didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.
Ekene shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!
Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".
Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Thanks so much for reading my joke,
God bless you as u support my UA-cam channel . 💛💛
If you enjoyed my joke, pls Just touch my profile picture to Hit the Red SUBSCRIBE icon Plsssssssssss🙏🙏🙏🙏pls🙏🙏🙏🙏
Watching from London 😃
😂 takpo: they did not cook lunch ooooh
Aunt are you sure you don't have eye problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hmmm smile returning Mach
Takpo with food na wow
Much love Takpo. Happy New Month everyone
The new cook is so beautiful
😇💗
𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To love 💞 is to suffer for one another. . You sat down 👇👎 and eat the shared of their food 🥝🥝🥝 now the are eating the shared of your food 🥝🥝. . Takpo learned from this lesson don't go people home 🏠🏡 pretending that you are sympathized with the them
Wow it's real talent I love the revenge
This is so funny I was laughing so hard
Take you na star.
I love takpo school bag
Wahala don't catch you this time 😜😜😜
Omg I love your videos
Eish this takpo 😹😹😹😀🤣😅
Sapa nice one 🤝🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂this revenge is so sweet
😂😂😂😂Babaah Egimaa oohhh😂
Na charger remain to eat lol
Good video
😂😂 make revenge no sweet so
Takpo in trouble the earlier you find a Way out thé better for you
show him pepe! lord god, hahahahahahahaha.......takpo you have entered too many cooking pots, this one was real pepe
Takpo I love his school uniform
Nice one
You the best🔥🔥🔥
Takpo you're in trouble o
Happy independent 2021
Very good! I nid more??
Takpo,you can't eat your cake and have it.
takpo who sent you
Egima🤣🤣
Tapko is one of the best
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍😂
I can't watch less of u takpo! Let me speak u grammar ooo
Ndavha ndo lander😂😂😂
So creative
Okay thanks be to me and you What is your name I know that’s a fine boy thank you for your rest in Jesus name
Lovely
What are thy putting u tru 😂
I❤the movie
I like twitwis characters
Part one is so funny
First to comment
Hope this never ends!!
See how my guy suffer for his own food
Did I get a chance to look into
Takpo you are a Moumou man
I love you babe❤
Love ❤️ I hope
Takpo this is pay back time so you don't need to complain ok
😄😄😄😄😄😄
Yes I'm early
Takpo u too much.
I IT SO FUNNY I TOLD MY FREINDS AT SCHOOL AND THEY WERE LAGHING TO THERE DEATH
I love you takpo
The last statement!
Ejima not egima😜
Very funny
But madam we are not related , which one is siblings
💚💚💚
Iloveit school😍r
💥💥💥💥
Mama
Very funny hah