(GoofySlayer) Hay America you got a message from Japan (Japan) dear America I hope you are doing well not also I told Goofslayer to slap you a hundred times.
What the hell has my life become? Why did I click this video? 😭😭😭 I’m traumatized, anyone got bleach they can share? Maybe a bible too? And some holy water?
They didn’t have to make a video of the history of America they could’ve just typed *capitalism* on the screen and that would’ve been the perfect video.
Which parts of southern America Peru, Ecuador, Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, The French Guyana, Bolivia, Uruguay, Paraguay, Chile or the falkisland
I don't know if Colombia speak Spanish and I don't know if Brazil speaks Portugal but when I got the results from the translation they both stand for adult stuff
Hang on my second language is Taco Bell so let’s see what the country girls said in the end :) * reads * . . . (Long pause) *Depression increased +100*
@@XbunnydropsX It's not, America's rmy is far more advanced and better trained, and lets not even get into economics, America beats Russia in pretty much every field and with its European allies its not even close
@@thegreatestoctopus9739 idk bro, Afghanistan (taliban) literally kicked America out and America ran away like chicken. Doesn't sound like strongest to me lol.
Me: at the beginning of the video great there all girls and one guy me at the end translating what Brazil said : WTF did I watch who likes this stuff!!!!!!!!!
@@thienphucho in the Uk is Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and England next to England is France, The Republic of Ireland, Iceland, Spain and Portugal. Do you mean any of those?
Enjoy my new new reaction video
Don’t worry, the talk will come soon.
💀
do an episode to WW2 WHERE GERMANY FOUND A PORTAL TO 2023 AND HE MEET ME and he sees that m the 2nd germen empire and i give them todays weapons
Me an American seeing that America is the only male countryhuman in the room: “uh.. what?”
America is emperor
e
@@jadenh2574yes e
"Everyone know were that will go if it was a hent-"
Anonymous poet
Same im just weirded out now ( in also a freedom citizen )
Well someone has failed NNN
Lmao
💀
How
“America and his Americas girls react to History of America” like bffr 💀
RIP BOZO
Someone:Country humans can’t hurt you!
The country humans:
They won't kick your nuts.
Doctor: Spring Brazil isn't real, it can't hurt you
Spring Brazil:
i think brazil is springtrap
(GoofySlayer) Hay America you got a message from Japan (Japan) dear America I hope you are doing well not also I told Goofslayer to slap you a hundred times.
I regret translating what Brazil and Columbia. I'm scarred for life now
As do I comrade 💀
on god i was sus for a moment i hope i wasnt right tho
Noooo you got me interested now I have regret
@@Thevolinstineempire Don’t do it!
Me too may lord help us
I google translated the words at the end i am now traumatized
I searched it and I have joined you now
Oh God my man
same
Oh my at least you're not alone i^i
I am am here.............
.............to bleach my brain
When your dad left you to buy milk:
Tf you mean by American girls😨
It’s exactly what it says 😨
What the hell has my life become? Why did I click this video? 😭😭😭
I’m traumatized, anyone got bleach they can share? Maybe a bible too? And some holy water?
Im brazillian what you talk about💀
I hate how I was able to read what Brazil and Colombia said without translation 💀💀💀💀
What did Brazil and Colombia say
@@spiderzlatan you don’t really wanna know but uhh…. dirty things
Oh
@@leomolina1605 I know What they side now and can't un ser it
I meat see
I think I am the American general now
We all are... And those whose countries were portrayed here besides America become terrorists
This is the cringenest video EVER🤮
Yep
And the channel is also cringe 🤮 just take a look at other video's
They didn’t have to make a video of the history of America they could’ve just typed *capitalism* on the screen and that would’ve been the perfect video.
I think he don’t know what capitalism is
@@InTheBlueSpace well to be fair I made this comment 6 months ago, that stereotype has passed.
True
12:42 *Someone call the Soviet Airborne Forces*
Bro what the actual hell is this? This is my alt account but this hella weird
Bro I soon as I heard toad at any time I would just start laughing because it was so random
HELP bffr, what is this 💀 “america and america’s girls”
you're making me hate my homeland in south america
Which parts of southern America Peru, Ecuador, Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, The French Guyana, Bolivia, Uruguay, Paraguay, Chile or the falkisland
@@The_Dark_Raven you make everyone hate America, nice reverse propaganda
He was too stand to speak
@@The_Dark_Raven Why are fuck with Brazil? I need to show you the BOPE of Brazil, and you will see... They clothes are not blue... is black...
Did ya'll already translate colombia and brazil there cuz i just translate it and it said-
I don't know if Colombia speak Spanish and I don't know if Brazil speaks Portugal but when I got the results from the translation they both stand for adult stuff
Brazil used to be a Portuguese colony and columbia a spanish one so thats why they were speaking spanish and portugese
@@traceytraced My god, americans just don't now anything out USA, Brazil speak brazillian portuguese, is diferent, and Columbia is correct
@@albertfam999 I know, just similar languages 😇
@@traceytraced Allright my dear friend 👍
I some how feel offended
(Mainly cause most Mexicans that moved to the US Say that it sucks)
I hate myself for watching this
Half way through I started seeing different things bc I’m so tired
He failed history class
bro why is Argentina look like neptune💀
why is America emperor America is a democracy?
@@Iquit_againI say protest
Can you have the countryhumans react to “American is not the greatest country in the world”? Also love the video 😁
"America getting owned by Vietnam"
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that already, considering no country is perfect
Wait I’ve watched this before opp
wtf
what ever you do do not translate them
@@Gray_Army_Leader I already did... Who knew that people would make countries do that
@@jasmine67610 they can't
Why that's disgusting to be honest
The oc of Brazil 💀
America is literally the tyranny of king Washington from assassins creed 3
Yep
America needs a break
his girls:nope
what the actual fuck is the ending. I translated it i'm now going to break my kneecaps
Wtf did you do to my country ( Brazil) 💀☠️
Yeah allot of people are dispoint about this AU
First time watching ur vids but what was that intro ☠️☠️☠️
he falied nnn 10 or 15 time america somehow did it
Most Normal Ohio UA-cam Video
8:13 my favorite part
8:13
Really disgusting to be honest with all them blushing
Hang on my second language is Taco Bell so let’s see what the country girls said in the end :)
* reads *
. . . (Long pause)
*Depression increased +100*
why is brazil a rabbit
The end💀💀💀
Мечтать не вредно!
True
@@athenalopez2420 мужик или Девушка по русски напишите пожалуйста 🌼
@@mrenzadiak4043
Я использую Google Translate - я думаю, что человек, который отвечает, не русский или не говорит по-русски
@@T1murr хмм
@@T1murr истину говоришь 🌼
Why
Why is America the emperor isn’t Russia the biggest country lmfao 💀
The size of a country doesn't really mean anything. A country is defined by how well it runs along with it's economic and battle abilities.
@@somerandomguy7438 Russia is still way more powerful
@@XbunnydropsX It's not, America's rmy is far more advanced and better trained, and lets not even get into economics, America beats Russia in pretty much every field and with its European allies its not even close
@@thegreatestoctopus9739 idk bro, Afghanistan (taliban) literally kicked America out and America ran away like chicken. Doesn't sound like strongest to me lol.
@IRONPATRIOT1776 why do you want to know in what country i am in?💀
Hint: it's European country.
I'm not sure what curse has come upon this channel
Aight someone call A-Train this man got too many uh you know
MacArthur: I’m back an… HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Me: at the beginning of the video great there all girls and one guy me at the end translating what Brazil said : WTF did I watch who likes this stuff!!!!!!!!!
add lazy next to the title
Cuba,Mexico,Brazil Gender male
Please
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why am I here
I don't know why everyone forgets Canada☠️☠️☠️
Those Texas borders are incorrect if 1845 to 1847
BRING IN DUBAI THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES 🇦🇪 AND TUNISIA 🇹🇳 PLS BROTHER
Good job on this though
Without even translating, I could tell that the thing Brazil and Columbia said, were…..
*ĎĮŘȚÝ*
I’m not saying what they said
Imagine Brazil being springtrap 2.0
DONT TRANSLATE THE END SPEECH WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
La verdad todos los paises lo odian
Let's be honest America got more girls than us 😢
Why is Brazil fina five nights in anime springtrap
Hey do you know the crazy part is a youtuber make countryFurrys and I’m not joking
The fuck?
Search up the translations for the end. Wtf. It has stuff to do with adults doing stuff together
America is cooked at the end pf the video
WHO THE HELL WANNA BUY A "MAGIC BANANA" ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE!?!?
Well I just Google translated and now I'm just disappointed that people do that
Is this is America's harem
@@Iquit_again why not
@Germany ball no
Usa country human:OK I GET IT I FAILED NNN
Wth-
Venezuela & Cuba Gender Male
What’s this video called
damn he's lucky to have all those girls
His girls are fictional wdym 😭🙏
Where's ohio
After I translated the end....
Green sans phase 2 is my honest reaction.
What?
Why was I loving the video, I mean it was good, but I lost like 1/2 of my braincells, but seriously, good video
uhhhh
SOME COMMENTS SAID TO TRANSLATE THE END AND NOW I NEED HOLY WATER
The Spanish-American War was kinda dumb
Mmmm florida
Ig-
make a new vid fast
Me:i..... Broblably dont Watch this and there Is not WW2 girl-right?
RIGHT!
i would say this is cringe, but to be fair all gacha life videos are so it wouldn't be unique input
Hey good
How many girls does America need? Does the word one not exist?
all of his allies need to see america’s on why he is so strong
@@UltimateRex95 you wonder why only women? There is a sign. A sign of a problem.
@@Jimmy-cg9db the emperor needs a harem and that is why he brought them along
also because he doesn’t want to leave anyone out
Bro america got a harem and got laid... Lucky BASTA-
Yea but are you thinkin’ getting a harem?
Theses countries or states i forgot life ok anyways these countries are more quiet then my class
We’re is Philippines
Well Philippines is not part of the Americas but an Eastern Asian
Everyone thinks of America when they think of nukes but Russia owns more nukes and they made the strongest bomb ever the tsar bomba
me when i hear into music: *intense Irish dancing*
Hey darkfire02 the video is on here
Does anyone know the one sea nation near uk
Sea land or Ireland or Iceland
Thats not the sea nation
Its on the south east part of uk
@@thienphucho in the Uk is Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland and England next to England is France, The Republic of Ireland, Iceland, Spain and Portugal. Do you mean any of those?
No i dont remember the name but give me a sec
Russia is good American state in Ukraine
We’ll have a comment talk later.
First Brasil is not a girl and yes an boy
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
Bro no offense but you don't got 2 girls
Not even one
ok
Ayo wtf was the end 😭😭😭
People who did google translate:🤔 people who did: 🗿🗿🗿🗿
?
i did
''So gOoD"👻👻👻👻