55:25 Chat bot: "Make everyone the plague Doctor to combat the coronavirus." Kaif: "I'm not sure that's what he's hunting." *spawns as the plague doctor 10 seconds later* LOOKS LIKE HE IS AFTER ALL
Imagine this your a scientist looking around running and hiding then you all a sudden you see a horde of Dbois running at you yelling DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS
if they give this game a vr version they had better finally add in melee combat because the beauty of a group of dboys swarming a scientist and punching him to death must happen if they give vr
@Yotsawat Sae-Chue It's a reference to a certain episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where one of the protagonist's enemies could read their answer to any yes or no questions, often the response being the answer repeated multiple times.
@@manwithabasicprofilepic I mean, consider when they play Among Us. Not only is Kaif a very good *detective*, he's also a very *impostor*, which makes him quite a dangerous player, and that carries over some here.
I wanna thank you Kaif! You helped me sleep last night when my brain wouldn't shut up by giving me something to focus on. It's fun to watch your videos when I'm various activities and always enjoyable when you make a judgement call because you're usually right lol. Love you!!
1:56:36 I was thinking in something like: peanut will have a default faster speed. everyone have their own blinking meter, so they never know when he is near or not. and peanut is immune to shots/invulnerable so it wouldnt be a cancer where the peanut can never move and only be doomed when meeting more than 3 people with separete blinking times. forcing people to run away from it or keep an eye out. 575 would be an way to balance it too
@Zaphner maybe something like a local temporary EMP to allow peanut to move if he gets cornered by a bunch of flashlight using MTF troops but in the end I think it would be rly hard to do something like this in the SCP:SL
another change id make to 096 is that unless the person who looks at it has the hat on they should always be visible to you even threw walls because the lore states it will always take the shortest route to its targets in other words it knows where you are at all times
Ive noticed that despite their at times crude humour; Kaif and the rest of the crew stay very so incredibly respectful, and I'm surprised that its possible? They make jokes about current issues, gender, sexuality, and more, but WITHOUT being demeaning or derogative; and the fact that's possible is amazing, so I really enjoy that they managed to hit that nice balance of humour.
It’s not just the instant they look at his face, it’s actually the moment their brains REALIZE they are viewing SCP-096’s face, so, looking at him in passing, a glance, would likely not trigger him.
Also lorewise he does take damage, if shot with high caliber rounds, the flesh will come off, but he always recovers, his method of recovery is, however, not something I can divulge.
Actually, the incident report you are speaking of states that nobody had NOTICED the tiny 096 face in the picture up until that point, of course, you know how that incident went down, but they DO say that people having viewed it without it being registered in their brains simply didn’t trigger it. ALSO, the scrambler goggles would work if that were not the case, however, since the MTF members were aware they were viewing 096’s face, and aware of 096 itself, the goggles were faulty, the scramblers had been tested before, and HAD WORKED, however, following standard procedure, D-Class personnel would have been used, and those personnel would have no idea what was being scrambled therefore their brains did not register the fact that they were viewing 096’s face.
Owen White The report specifically states they were tested, prior to previous incidents which are redacted and unverifiable, in which many died presumably, and which led to all tests and attempts to terminate being suspended indefinitely, they were in testing phases at some point between then and the final known incident, and, as stated by a relatively high ranking science personnel, they worked in those tests. Also, the “four pixels” was detectable by a system which sees things that the human brain can identify as a face, and disrupts the image, therefore, the original target could have simply noticed the small distortion, and decided to inspect it closely, and noticed it was a face, upon noticing it was indeed a face he was viewing, this would have activated 096, also, the goggles record a feed which is played back to the wearer, the feed is delayed, as a safety measure against seeing a glimpse of its face, the delay in the feed is a small moment in which the system identifies 096 and begins scrambling the image before presenting it to the user, also, incidents including other “SCP’s” has shown that beings which effectively have no way of cognizantly recognizing they are viewing 096s face do not trigger an adverse reaction, I forget the incident, I believe it was redacted in 096s file, but, in the file of the other entity and its subsidiaries, I believe the file is only partially redacted, however, in this incident, a “zombie” of sorts, created by the other “SCP” clearly viewed 096, and since this “zombie” did not trigger 096, it can be deduced that while it can see, it simply did not have the capacity to recognize a face on 096, perhaps, due to its violent nature, simply identified 096 as non human, and went on its way. In other attempts to destroy 096, it has been thrown against other “SCPs” which were considered intelligent, and also capable of harnessing great destructive abilities, these entities DID in fact, trigger 096, and the carnage that ensued left either 096 alive and badly damaged, while the entity was dead, or, in a few cases, neither entity could kill the other, and after an extended period of time, 096 actually GAVE UP on killing the other entity, and simply went and sat as far away as it could get from said entities in the same room, the other entity, being relatively intelligent, enough so that human speech was possible, simply left 096 alone, knowing neither could eliminate the other.
Also, the goggles did, in fact, work to some degree, two of the “rookie” MTF members in the capture team managed too subdue 096, and one of them was bought mere seconds by the goggles, as he destroyed the picture containing 096’s face, or, rather, specifically that spot, while the other MTF managed to place a bag over 096, covering its face, in down no so, certain versions of the report state he viewed 096 fully, however, while his camera at eye level got a full view of 096, 096 did not activate and target the MTF member, as apparently the MTF had simply not registered mentally that they had, in fact, for a full second, looked directly at 096, from mere inches away, face to face, the MTF personnel was likely to focused on bagging 096, and simply failed to notice that if he wanted to, he could have kissed 096 right then and there.
Someone please timestamp the "STICKY NEEDLES" part and make a clip of it, that soundbit deserves to be on a soundboard, and it would be hilarious for kaif to use it as a notification sound during streams
I’m a person who’d say he’s pretty well versed in SCP... at least the popular ones and doesn’t 106 teleport people to his Shadow Wealm any time he touches someone... so that Hazmat guy in the thumbnail is doing the impossible... or he’s 343.
Have you caught the Corneria? It's the Third Planet of the Lylat System, was recently reviewed as 'being awful' by a professional soldier and accomplished engineer.
@@manwithabasicprofilepic You mean, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoch. Fun fact : I learn how to pronounce the town name because of kaif after hearing him saying it so much.
When a humble child, graced uppon a bat, infected with corona, along came this sooong. Toss a cough to your boomer oh virus of plenty oh virus of plenty ooh.
@@D-BOI4731 well, you should be less afraid of 535, it may scare you at first but anyone should get over it. Report back if you need and stimulant to calm you when 535 screems.
I wish they would touch up this game with some optimizations and spruced up textures and lighting. The game stutters a lot for me even though i have a beast computer.
A good change to 096, while itd be hard to implement, would be if a human class player's cursor goes over any pixel of the 096 model's face, that will trigger their rage state, to be more definitive and lore-friendly
acutely the lore being shy guy is that if you look at his face he is triggered because an MTF unit first found him looked at his body and he did not react intel they looked at his face
I keep hearing "we should make it so anyone who looks at Shy guy triggers him" and thinking that sounds SUUUPER unfair because imagine looking at his back and then 10 seconds later dying. But I guess it would work better if it was something like anybody who looks shy guy in the face, though again that all comes down to what you guys feel is balanced.
I hate people who fucking camp in this game. That round where you were playing as 049 was impossible to win because the guy was hiding the entire room. Unfair.
I just finished jojos bizzare adventure part 3 and now all I can imagine is like a complete chaotic battle full of like 39 people and then for someone named Dio just would say " ZU WARUDO!" and everyone just freezes in place as you see the Dio guy just walk up to people and shoot them in their four head.
the danish guy saying milk is bought out in denmark, you right, Milk and Tuborg(a beer brand) and for some odd reason, those white broccoli (can't remember the name)
"We can't hurt the computer but we can hurt his feelings"
Jacob Knudson
I must remark on how handsome your name is.
55:25
Chat bot: "Make everyone the plague Doctor to combat the coronavirus."
Kaif: "I'm not sure that's what he's hunting."
*spawns as the plague doctor 10 seconds later*
LOOKS LIKE HE IS AFTER ALL
"So much trust to break"
𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪.
True by 200%.
maybe Lillie?
No... Not her... She doesn't even trust him at all xD
Out of all people lily trusts, its definitely not kaif lol
I remember RaptorGate now
Imagine SCP: Secret Laboratory in vr, that would be a nightmare
Imagine this your a scientist looking around running and hiding then you all a sudden you see a horde of Dbois running at you yelling DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS DBOIS
@@gravity_is_me8448 I actually did that with the d bois
*gib nek*
There is an scp game that is in vr tho
if they give this game a vr version they had better finally add in melee combat because the beauty of a group of dboys swarming a scientist and punching him to death must happen if they give vr
Reads the title:
Me: YES YES YES
Y E S !
@Yotsawat Sae-Chue It's a reference to a certain episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where one of the protagonist's enemies could read their answer to any yes or no questions, often the response being the answer repeated multiple times.
“So much trust to break” I find it hard to believe that anyone trusted u
break
@@decadunce9205 okay, the moment I read the first comment, I was like "brake?"
They always trust him, 2/3rds of the time it’s a mistake.
Same
@@manwithabasicprofilepic I mean, consider when they play Among Us. Not only is Kaif a very good *detective*, he's also a very *impostor*, which makes him quite a dangerous player, and that carries over some here.
I love that Stan’s tag is “Judgement Call”
Kaif: "Says the Corona Virus"
UA-cam: DEMONITIZATION BEAM!!!!!
Kaif:*ACTIVATES SHIELD* Not tobay!
J Świat UA-cam: uno skip
Twicth:idrc
Idk why corona virus is censored
It isn’t a cuss word so I don’t get it
I NEED more of this, it FEEDS me. I like when Kaif sold his friends out, him screaming like a girl, all other things. It feeds my thirst :D
The Cosplayer Moka bruh
2:28:40 The perfect cut off nap sneck
Oh you son of a **Dead**
I wanna thank you Kaif! You helped me sleep last night when my brain wouldn't shut up by giving me something to focus on. It's fun to watch your videos when I'm various activities and always enjoyable when you make a judgement call because you're usually right lol. Love you!!
my brain: you haven’t slept in 36 hours. Also my brain: must watch new kaif vod me: no plz am tired but....
Is one a lot?
Depends on the context, 1 dollar, no, 1 trust to break, yes
Early bird gets the worm.
Or in this case content to watch early.
The Content Crow demands it.
@@jaywilkey1323 *Requires it*
1:33 i love how the timing on the YES! was perfect.
Yep
1:56:36 I was thinking in something like: peanut will have a default faster speed. everyone have their own blinking meter, so they never know when he is near or not. and peanut is immune to shots/invulnerable
so it wouldnt be a cancer where the peanut can never move and only be doomed when meeting more than 3 people with separete blinking times. forcing people to run away from it or keep an eye out. 575 would be an way to balance it too
@Zaphner maybe something like a local temporary EMP to allow peanut to move if he gets cornered by a bunch of flashlight using MTF troops
but in the end I think it would be rly hard to do something like this in the SCP:SL
another change id make to 096 is that unless the person who looks at it has the hat on
they should always be visible to you even threw walls
because the lore states it will always take the shortest route to its targets in other words it knows where you are at all times
That might be a bit too strong
I think that’s being included in its rework
Ive noticed that despite their at times crude humour; Kaif and the rest of the crew stay very so incredibly respectful, and I'm surprised that its possible? They make jokes about current issues, gender, sexuality, and more, but WITHOUT being demeaning or derogative; and the fact that's possible is amazing, so I really enjoy that they managed to hit that nice balance of humour.
049 should be able to heal himself. HE'S A DOCTOR MAN
The baybs can heal her selfs
@@rayanekholfai7840 thats a plugin
I missed the stream where I was gifted the Sub, so watching this now was quite a surprise
It’s not just the instant they look at his face, it’s actually the moment their brains REALIZE they are viewing SCP-096’s face, so, looking at him in passing, a glance, would likely not trigger him.
Also lorewise he does take damage, if shot with high caliber rounds, the flesh will come off, but he always recovers, his method of recovery is, however, not something I can divulge.
Actually, the incident report you are speaking of states that nobody had NOTICED the tiny 096 face in the picture up until that point, of course, you know how that incident went down, but they DO say that people having viewed it without it being registered in their brains simply didn’t trigger it. ALSO, the scrambler goggles would work if that were not the case, however, since the MTF members were aware they were viewing 096’s face, and aware of 096 itself, the goggles were faulty, the scramblers had been tested before, and HAD WORKED, however, following standard procedure, D-Class personnel would have been used, and those personnel would have no idea what was being scrambled therefore their brains did not register the fact that they were viewing 096’s face.
Owen White The report specifically states they were tested, prior to previous incidents which are redacted and unverifiable, in which many died presumably, and which led to all tests and attempts to terminate being suspended indefinitely, they were in testing phases at some point between then and the final known incident, and, as stated by a relatively high ranking science personnel, they worked in those tests. Also, the “four pixels” was detectable by a system which sees things that the human brain can identify as a face, and disrupts the image, therefore, the original target could have simply noticed the small distortion, and decided to inspect it closely, and noticed it was a face, upon noticing it was indeed a face he was viewing, this would have activated 096, also, the goggles record a feed which is played back to the wearer, the feed is delayed, as a safety measure against seeing a glimpse of its face, the delay in the feed is a small moment in which the system identifies 096 and begins scrambling the image before presenting it to the user, also, incidents including other “SCP’s” has shown that beings which effectively have no way of cognizantly recognizing they are viewing 096s face do not trigger an adverse reaction, I forget the incident, I believe it was redacted in 096s file, but, in the file of the other entity and its subsidiaries, I believe the file is only partially redacted, however, in this incident, a “zombie” of sorts, created by the other “SCP” clearly viewed 096, and since this “zombie” did not trigger 096, it can be deduced that while it can see, it simply did not have the capacity to recognize a face on 096, perhaps, due to its violent nature, simply identified 096 as non human, and went on its way. In other attempts to destroy 096, it has been thrown against other “SCPs” which were considered intelligent, and also capable of harnessing great destructive abilities, these entities DID in fact, trigger 096, and the carnage that ensued left either 096 alive and badly damaged, while the entity was dead, or, in a few cases, neither entity could kill the other, and after an extended period of time, 096 actually GAVE UP on killing the other entity, and simply went and sat as far away as it could get from said entities in the same room, the other entity, being relatively intelligent, enough so that human speech was possible, simply left 096 alone, knowing neither could eliminate the other.
Also, the goggles did, in fact, work to some degree, two of the “rookie” MTF members in the capture team managed too subdue 096, and one of them was bought mere seconds by the goggles, as he destroyed the picture containing 096’s face, or, rather, specifically that spot, while the other MTF managed to place a bag over 096, covering its face, in down no so, certain versions of the report state he viewed 096 fully, however, while his camera at eye level got a full view of 096, 096 did not activate and target the MTF member, as apparently the MTF had simply not registered mentally that they had, in fact, for a full second, looked directly at 096, from mere inches away, face to face, the MTF personnel was likely to focused on bagging 096, and simply failed to notice that if he wanted to, he could have kissed 096 right then and there.
Someone please timestamp the "STICKY NEEDLES" part and make a clip of it, that soundbit deserves to be on a soundboard, and it would be hilarious for kaif to use it as a notification sound during streams
Update: Found it, its 1:35:56
jacob f ???
Bravo 6 going dark !
*8 seconds later*
Gets found
Kaif's chat: "make everyone the plague doctor"
SCP: Secret lab: *makes kaif 049*
the fucking timing on that
that bit in the beggining, before the server restart, about the computer's dad leaving him... i mean... he's not wrong???
Everone: complaining about tp being bought up
Me: *laughs in bidet*
The light decontamination thing u should be able to speed it up or mess with it to scare others
2:24:00 Kaif Wick: Vengeance for last round
It's soooo satisfying to watch
Imagine if an underground facility had some very dim emergency light so you can at least see your feet and somewhat know where you're going...
Just another day at the office for you Kaif
1:47:54
I have done the master's orders and made a timestamp, now we need to send it to a certain person.
Wait Was She Talking About Mastozz?
@@gerardogalvan7635 Yep.
Started writing for the SCP website the other day. Hoping to upload my first piece soon
The Bravo Sox going dark is me going onto incognito
*gets found by fbi*
_sox_
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me.
A guy blacking up ‘Bravo 6 going dark’
Secretly, Somebody in SR is one of those Rats
I wasn't expecting Captain Price to be in this game
I’m a person who’d say he’s pretty well versed in SCP... at least the popular ones and doesn’t 106 teleport people to his Shadow Wealm any time he touches someone... so that Hazmat guy in the thumbnail is doing the impossible... or he’s 343.
read what you wrote... slowly
Have you caught the Corneria? It's the Third Planet of the Lylat System, was recently reviewed as 'being awful' by a professional soldier and accomplished engineer.
Kaif says he won’t lead the way three seconds later Kaif leads the way and meets a deadly SCP.
what even is a point waster?
other than its used to waste channel points
If you’re asking what he’s saying, it’s a town in Wales(Whales?) with a crazy name.
@@manwithabasicprofilepic oh, thanks
@@manwithabasicprofilepic You mean, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoch.
Fun fact : I learn how to pronounce the town name because of kaif after hearing him saying it so much.
@@Emalight_1st I've tried, and no luck. I'm thinking the welsh is incompatible with my Scottish
@@Daniel_1060 i can't do french to save my life
Why Do They Still Trust You Kaif?
You've Done So Much Betrayal
Why do you put caps for every word? Have you learnt basic grammar?
When a humble child, graced uppon a bat, infected with corona, along came this sooong. Toss a cough to your boomer oh virus of plenty oh virus of plenty ooh.
That YYYEEEEESSSSS! scares the hell outa me everytime
Hmm, that's not a good sign from a well trained MTF unit
@@SirCabooseCCCP I mean whats worse, a random scream or 173 showing up behind you at random? Im just a cadet sir.
@@D-BOI4731 well, you should be less afraid of 535, it may scare you at first but anyone should get over it. Report back if you need and stimulant to calm you when 535 screems.
2:11:15 So sharks and minnows
173 really does move at breakneck speeds
In my country the self isolation is almost to the end.... RIP
you know you are bored when you watch a vod all the way to the end
nice
I heard Mary Jensen and had a heart attack for a moment, as one of my Aliases are Mari Nojinson, and I thought I missed the Noji of it
okay so according to youtube this was uploaded 3 minutes ago, but im seeing comments hours old..... UA-cam how does that work?
Premiere function mate
I really like your videos and hope you had a wonderful day and or night!
when Kaif sees trust
he senses not gratitude
but opportunity and potential
I wish they would touch up this game with some optimizations and spruced up textures and lighting. The game stutters a lot for me even though i have a beast computer.
Doesnt lag for me unless 30 chaos are shooting, and my computer isnt that strong? Maybe something's wrong with your game.
@@halinaqi2194 thanks, it was my internet connection not hardware related.
Wish I could catch a real stream. Probably gonna have to wait until my vacation.
Sean Mulhall fridays and saturdays 7pm uk time but. you definitely should there all fucking gold
2:28:35 ohh you son of a.... (breaks neck)
Bullet.exe
Bullet.exe has stopped working
[Ok] [sh* I'm ded]
we leave now
-famous last words
Love these vods kaif
A good change to 096, while itd be hard to implement, would be if a human class player's cursor goes over any pixel of the 096 model's face, that will trigger their rage state, to be more definitive and lore-friendly
acutely the lore being shy guy is that if you look at his face he is triggered because an MTF unit first found him looked at his body and he did not react intel they looked at his face
Random "modern" white person that finds 0.6% of africa heritage in their DNA: 0:04
They joke about the virus but I'm not laughing anymore.
Watching this again after the live stream
1:44:46 the stones have gained sentience
I feel like Stan is getting snarkier and I like it
I keep hearing "we should make it so anyone who looks at Shy guy triggers him" and thinking that sounds SUUUPER unfair because imagine looking at his back and then 10 seconds later dying. But I guess it would work better if it was something like anybody who looks shy guy in the face, though again that all comes down to what you guys feel is balanced.
The new SCP-096 re make is so u must see its face or shoot it
i still don't get why there's a weird long noise when the lights blackout
That's an SCP that can only attack in darkness i think it was SCP-525?
yoloytb correct when you get damadge it says something like “You’ve been damaged by SCP-525! Grab a flashlight!” or some shite like that
Captain Kaif this Alpha 2-1 ready to engage waiting your orders over
sometimes it do be like that
Confirm command bidet: find a way to make Stan die with water
“This is a OwO server”
If we're going lore friendly with shy guy, then it would take up to 2-3 minutes for him to trigger
I think they should give scp 049 the ability to talk.
In scp containment breach he can "talk"
@@Auctive1 ikr
I hate people who fucking camp in this game. That round where you were playing as 049 was impossible to win because the guy was hiding the entire room. Unfair.
I wonder if there is a plugin where you can actually decide to re contain the scps.
I just finished jojos bizzare adventure part 3 and now all I can imagine is like a complete chaotic battle full of like 39 people and then for someone named Dio just would say " ZU WARUDO!" and everyone just freezes in place as you see the Dio guy just walk up to people and shoot them in their four head.
Call it "i like being alone"
Or "I like being dead"
If only they added a friendly scp 999 for all who obtain him
Love you kaif
Please say “bravo six going dark” when the lights go out. Or you can say “i can’t see i’m legally blind”
Stan has my property (his kneecaps)
If you have no toliet paper USE THE BUCKET. Love your vids
Shoulda said bravo six going night night
I didn't know Kaif was gonna make Vods on this channel until I read on name.
kaif: me and the gender fluids on our way to nuke the facility
10:54 im italian :(
Here I am...at 1am thinking of going to sleep...but NOOOO you had to upload a video :>
the danish guy saying milk is bought out in denmark, you right, Milk and Tuborg(a beer brand) and for some odd reason, those white broccoli (can't remember the name)
Cauliflower
@@mystickoko4278 thank you :D
And Kaif's white tea :3
So much trust to break so little time
So much weed to smoke and lots of police but it doesnt matter cuz fuck da police
(2:32:14) Moneypenny suddenly became Lil
hey uhhh Kaif, are you a shiny boi? you is a good shiny boi (lookout for those rainbows tho, traps aye)
If showers and humanity were switched what would showers shower in?? Our spit?? Pee?? 🤔🤔
Nah that would be "Cam"
I want claptrap back
wouldnt it be better is shy guy see where the person who looked at him is
If you can, make the counter for the supposed body pillow be negative 1? That way it would be impossible to earn it.
So kaif there's somebody named minikane in VR they call him Kane most of the time and I went around for the longest calling you Kane
Question kaif. Do you realize you hold the power of life and death in your hands with how much people trust you blindely.
Oof he said the word only the bravest use coronavirus
You mean the word that only the scared don't use?
@@SirCabooseCCCP yea, the youtubers cant say coronavirus because UA-cam will demonitize them by saying tem
yay!