Relationship Goals: Forever Alone

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  • Опубліковано 31 сер 2020
  • They say love is blind. But it's also very dumb! These fails will make you thankful that nobody loves you.
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  • @loiddd7750
    @loiddd7750 3 роки тому +742

    Who else randomly found FailArmy one day and has been watching ever since?

    • @jarolmendoza1614
      @jarolmendoza1614 3 роки тому +3

      I don't see your video

    • @RokasBajorinas
      @RokasBajorinas 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @strunkhendrik1998
      @strunkhendrik1998 3 роки тому +6

      I don't watch failarmy anymore for couple years.. They always recycle.
      Watched this video today and yeah. Second clip was recycled

    • @hopefox1318
      @hopefox1318 3 роки тому +1

      I first discovered it when I was checking out Outdoor Life Network on tv and the Fail Army came on and I got really interested in it (yes Fail Army has a TV show). In every episode they say also check us out on Facebook and UA-cam. I actually like the TV show more that the Facebook page and UA-cam channel.

    • @nicolasnatali9609
      @nicolasnatali9609 3 роки тому +1

      Definetly me 🤚

  • @soul4speech583
    @soul4speech583 3 роки тому +132

    “This is not the time” he said, but clearly it was in fact the right time.

  • @mads855
    @mads855 3 роки тому +209

    "You're not sorry you're still videoing" 😂

    • @sperry8399
      @sperry8399 3 роки тому +8

      omg her face! I LOVE that woman

    • @perspgold8945
      @perspgold8945 3 роки тому +24

      this man is a nightmare

    • @dieeine8114
      @dieeine8114 2 роки тому +19

      What did he expect would happen wearing those shoes?!

    • @aleksandernor2385
      @aleksandernor2385 2 роки тому

      @@dieeine8114 you a cold mf. get it?

    • @wallywam1
      @wallywam1 2 роки тому +5

      This is not the toim

  • @trs4437
    @trs4437 2 роки тому +36

    The hipster in the stylish non-winter appropriate boots doing an extended Bambi on the ice and his girlfriend clearly turned-off by the spectacle is a rewarding watch.

  • @mohammad_muttaqi
    @mohammad_muttaqi 3 роки тому +181

    6:30 😂😂😂 legend says he's still sliding 🤣🤣🤣

    • @craigbert
      @craigbert 3 роки тому +10

      Who goes for a walk outside in winter with flat sole boots with zero grip?

    • @ronwise3069
      @ronwise3069 3 роки тому +8

      @@craigbert Hipsters, that's who!

  • @eduardsrobeznieks8040
    @eduardsrobeznieks8040 3 роки тому +472

    Realationship goals: achieve relationship...

  • @bashcrash9148
    @bashcrash9148 3 роки тому +299

    The chick who randomly gave a reverse Frankensteiner to her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty is my hero.

    • @cheekypasta55
      @cheekypasta55 3 роки тому +10

      One of the greatest clips I've ever seen.

    • @dtxfaded
      @dtxfaded 3 роки тому +1

      The best one for sure

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  3 роки тому +5

      lolol

    • @3ZIOMAL3
      @3ZIOMAL3 3 роки тому +7

      For recording vertically with a smartphone there should be the death penalty

    • @Luke_existent
      @Luke_existent 3 роки тому

      What minute is it?

  • @ArtSapda
    @ArtSapda 3 роки тому +52

    Singing “Minnesota Vikings” before face planting into a pole is the most Minnesota Vikings thing ever.

  • @petermiller4953
    @petermiller4953 3 роки тому +15

    That woman filming her husband/boyfriend walking across an icy road was a serious troll. God bless her!!

  • @kageoashj2912
    @kageoashj2912 3 роки тому +82

    6:37 is the most hilarious thing ever 😂 he’s mad she’s videoing but we can’t take him seriously he can’t even stand 😂😂😂

  • @skypelletier7518
    @skypelletier7518 3 роки тому +122

    The guy slipping around “help me” 🤣🤣

    • @captnagrom8178
      @captnagrom8178 3 роки тому +5

      I suspect the slipping was a created reaction ...

    • @MissPEC1701
      @MissPEC1701 3 роки тому +1

      I'm crying with laughter 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Flusterbomb
      @Flusterbomb 3 роки тому +1

      @@MissPEC1701 This is not the time.

    • @1981vinsonhaler
      @1981vinsonhaler 3 роки тому +4

      If he would wear men's boots probably wouldn't happen

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 3 роки тому

      Kevin Hart: HELP ME!.. HELP. ME.

  • @frankbuschbeck1338
    @frankbuschbeck1338 3 роки тому +46

    7:06
    Guy Fallin all over the place, his gf sorry sorry sorry *filming everything* 😂😂

  • @bigmurphman
    @bigmurphman 3 роки тому +90

    4:27 ... I want this guy's yell as a ringtone

  • @mikec573
    @mikec573 3 роки тому +94

    7:05. Lmao. Uh those boots dude wtf?? "This is not the time" for those boots brah

    • @JUNIORK1974
      @JUNIORK1974 3 роки тому +17

      Typical lumbersexual right there.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  3 роки тому +7

      I thought those boots were made for walking?

    • @rogger55
      @rogger55 3 роки тому +2

      @@failarmy probably one day they'll walk over him haha

    • @mikec573
      @mikec573 3 роки тому +2

      @@failarmy apparently he didnt get that message.

    • @3ZIOMAL3
      @3ZIOMAL3 3 роки тому +1

      For recording vertically with a smartphone there should be the death penalty

  • @fgspraw2258
    @fgspraw2258 3 роки тому +19

    Cryin with the man that couldnt stand on snow. Watch it 5 times and still laugh

  • @quiet2361
    @quiet2361 2 роки тому +46

    That one dude accidentally hugging a lamppost cause his gf wasn't paying attention will forever be legendary😂

  • @itsmejulia1
    @itsmejulia1 3 роки тому +60

    I've been in a relationship for 4 years now and 7:52 is just too relatable...

    • @daysiajackson8641
      @daysiajackson8641 3 роки тому +3

      All she probably does is scream instead of do something about it lol. My boyfriend knows not to do things like this to me because of how I will react 🤣

    • @ENTERTAININGVIDEOS1
      @ENTERTAININGVIDEOS1 Рік тому

      Disgusting!!!

    • @LauraS1
      @LauraS1 6 місяців тому

      Yeah, that's pretty much any long-term relationship right there. My husband, through no fault of his own, produces excess gas. I've learned to laugh about it and, to be honest, I do find it funny at times. We all fart, after all. No sense in pretending otherwise.

  • @arron1216
    @arron1216 3 роки тому +11

    Why does the guy @6:40 look like he got tased outta nowhere. He kept falling and couldn't get up LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sombrafoxs4302
      @sombrafoxs4302 3 роки тому +1

      When you skip the tutorial on walking on ice

    • @au_rie
      @au_rie 3 роки тому +2

      it looked staged i had to skip that shet xD

  • @ForrestTheRipper
    @ForrestTheRipper 3 роки тому +24

    3:46 guys living his best life and then losing his life

  • @331SVTCobra
    @331SVTCobra 3 роки тому +11

    4:07 she's a definite keeper!!

    • @sawyerramos3113
      @sawyerramos3113 Рік тому

      isnt she? you gonna pay attention to me mofo! LOL

  • @user-od4yl3rf4n
    @user-od4yl3rf4n 3 роки тому +12

    5:40 my kind of relationship

  • @shaggyfrankdizzl
    @shaggyfrankdizzl 3 роки тому +63

    The guy at 6:45 is clearly using inversion technology

  • @joshuatimothy2966
    @joshuatimothy2966 3 роки тому +96

    4:53
    The entire male speci felt that

    • @seabass62yearsago
      @seabass62yearsago 3 роки тому +5

      I’m not even trying to be funny. Istg I can literally feel it. 😭😤

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  3 роки тому +7

      A ripple effect

    • @3ZIOMAL3
      @3ZIOMAL3 3 роки тому

      For recording vertically with a smartphone there should be the death penalty

    • @RandomFlinG
      @RandomFlinG 2 роки тому

      I felt that ... Don't know how but I felt it

  • @billr6983
    @billr6983 3 роки тому +79

    6:30 What happens when you let a declawed Domestic Hipster go outdoors.

  • @mp6662
    @mp6662 3 роки тому +13

    The girl with her bf that kept falling on the ice honestly made me spit my drink out

  • @jonathanrios8316
    @jonathanrios8316 3 роки тому +15

    Yo the one at 3:56 was genuinely funny as hell and mad clever. Most people are completely disoriented when they first wake up so for that guy to just grab the deodorant and answer "the phone" with hello is hilarious

  • @mrrainman7240
    @mrrainman7240 3 роки тому +8

    I like watching funny relationship videos. They give me ideas for my cute little funny imaginations when I'm daydreaming at my job

  • @MrOldgun
    @MrOldgun 3 роки тому +14

    6:40 QUALITY dancing Russian Cossack! 🤣🤟🤸‍♂️

  • @ALDOSIVIToN
    @ALDOSIVIToN 3 роки тому +12

    6:10 watch this 10 times

    • @Rikegile
      @Rikegile 6 місяців тому

      6:11 Ouch!

  • @fluffiebearr
    @fluffiebearr 3 роки тому +3

    Omg the 1st one got me already hahahahahha

    • @lucasterling
      @lucasterling 3 роки тому +2

      I dont get the first one 😢

    • @joeyk107
      @joeyk107 3 роки тому +1

      I think it's fake

  • @alextheok8936
    @alextheok8936 3 роки тому +9

    Watching this video while being all alone ... single af...

  • @FailArmyCentral
    @FailArmyCentral 4 місяці тому

    This is why I love the internet - it's full of real moments like these! 😆

  • @itsjeninMass
    @itsjeninMass 3 роки тому +1

    OMG. The one with the guy at the fridge and the one with the guy slipping on the ice had me in tears!

  • @Ysckemia
    @Ysckemia 2 роки тому +1

    1:31 this is a beautiful makeup and though it's hilarious to think it was (remarkebly) done during his sleep, the guy looks gorgeoussss

  • @BsBigSpinToTheShin
    @BsBigSpinToTheShin 3 роки тому +5

    5:24 God, this has just got me absolutely hysterical

    • @oceanview2965
      @oceanview2965 3 роки тому +3

      Did you notice how scared the dog got?? Boy, he high tailed it right outta there😅🤣!!!

  • @elizabethmay7262
    @elizabethmay7262 3 роки тому +1

    This is SOOOOO brilliant and sets you far above others. Laughed my arse off. Thanks 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dylancastellanos87
    @dylancastellanos87 3 роки тому +10

    I was doing good until the guy fell on the ice and couldn't get up.
    Especially after his girl said that she's never seen that before. 🤣

    • @Figen.E
      @Figen.E 3 роки тому +1

      Dylan Castellanos I watched that part like three times and laughed so hard every time 😭😭😭my stomach hurts …

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 3 роки тому +2

      @@Figen.E I just watched it again. I didn't realize that after she kept apologizing, he told her that she wasn't sorry because she was still recording. Idk why, but that just made me lose my shit all over again. 🤣

    • @Figen.E
      @Figen.E 3 роки тому +2

      Dylan Castellanos 😂😂😂 yes and he seems to have very strange shoes with heels. And her face expression at the end😭😭😭

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 3 роки тому +1

      @@Figen.E I tried to look at his shoes. But all I can focus on is his flailing legs. 🤣

    • @Figen.E
      @Figen.E 3 роки тому +1

      Dylan Castellanos 😂😂😂 like Bambi

  • @tails142
    @tails142 3 роки тому +7

    Lol at the guy falling on the ice, guess you shouldn't be wearing heels huh?

  • @GhostBones127
    @GhostBones127 3 роки тому +5

    6:33 is that manon matthews?😂

  • @sabbyd1832
    @sabbyd1832 3 роки тому +1

    6:29 the smirk at the end

  • @emiliaholmberg3320
    @emiliaholmberg3320 3 роки тому +18

    1:29 he looks quite good though

    • @au_rie
      @au_rie 3 роки тому

      @Mixed Adulterated shut up

  • @charleswright9696
    @charleswright9696 3 роки тому

    This is one of the best comps. hahah lmao Well Done!!

  • @MamaPinks
    @MamaPinks 3 роки тому +8

    Oh gosh, I'm *never* this early! I know I'm not first but, I'm so honored! I don't have a speech prepared, but now, I understand the excitement!😁
    I hope you find a reason to smile today.🥰

    • @MamaPinks
      @MamaPinks 3 роки тому

      @Mixed Adulterated awe your channel is adorable! You'd LOVE mine then! It's mostly my dog.

  • @pedronavaja223s
    @pedronavaja223s 3 роки тому +2

    @0:22 is my face every time w/ my ex like you know when you had enough of their stupidity so you juss like fuccc how much more of this can I take kinda thing 😂

  • @Mellow419
    @Mellow419 3 роки тому +4

    The ice one emitted massive Canadian energy

  • @59tomatotrico
    @59tomatotrico 3 роки тому +1

    the fake phone one, I died laughing

  • @wellwouldntyouliketoknow4137
    @wellwouldntyouliketoknow4137 3 роки тому +2

    7:01 if he were wearing man boots he wouldn’t be slipping.

  • @jordenhoovermovies
    @jordenhoovermovies 3 роки тому +9

    3:47 I laughed at that for so long that's happened to me before 😂 good thing its easy to pull out

  • @Baam700
    @Baam700 3 роки тому +2

    4:52 I felt that pain so much

  • @shygorilla8082
    @shygorilla8082 3 роки тому

    The guy running into the sign post was hilarious!!!

  • @scodoublets
    @scodoublets 3 роки тому

    Always love fail army videos!

  • @g85w20
    @g85w20 3 роки тому +13

    1:29 Star Gate Teal'c: The after years!

  • @Tr3ll3
    @Tr3ll3 3 роки тому +3

    0:40 sound like Natalya on goldeneye when you karate chop her 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abigailkimber1377
    @abigailkimber1377 3 роки тому +3

    The guy running into the pole had me dying, sounded like a cartoon character

  • @BigMuff75
    @BigMuff75 Рік тому +2

    I love how the Lady in the first Szene pulls back her Finger and adjusts her undies in the same fluent motion.

  • @DeadstreaK_
    @DeadstreaK_ 3 роки тому +3

    4:52 bruh I felt a disturbance in the force 💀💀

  • @stumpusMaximus
    @stumpusMaximus 2 роки тому +1

    6:01 Data’s first Star Trek audition. 🤣

  • @NextronX
    @NextronX 2 роки тому +1

    i laughed so hard at first one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kelloggx
    @Kelloggx 3 роки тому

    The roller coaster got me 😂

  • @solly9553
    @solly9553 3 роки тому

    LMAO!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LITERALLY COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING 🤣

  • @loralee4848
    @loralee4848 3 роки тому

    Hilarious! Thanks so much. 😂

  • @stumpusMaximus
    @stumpusMaximus 2 роки тому +1

    6:30 I’m gobsmacked that he even made it anywhere in this stupid boots! Great for the middle of summer. He’d get further grip in his bare feet 😂 instead of looking like a fish out of water 🤣 🤪

  • @kairinase
    @kairinase 3 роки тому +1

    I don't wanna be alone...
    Living life all on my own...
    All I want, is to be with you!

  • @madhusudhan-wx5yo
    @madhusudhan-wx5yo 3 роки тому +1

    O my god this is awesome bro 🔥

  • @user-zk5ul1zm7l
    @user-zk5ul1zm7l 2 роки тому +4

    6:30 I have been laughing and crying like hell)) truly, have never seen that before)))

  • @techgeek7176
    @techgeek7176 3 роки тому +2

    Damn...this video made my day! ❤️

  • @juanromero6921
    @juanromero6921 2 роки тому

    When you shine, you shine together. When you fail, you fail together 😂

  • @jasonpettit9984
    @jasonpettit9984 3 роки тому +2

    Funny thing is when he put that dandelion seedling in her mouth,I spit on my phone!!! Hahah.

  • @ydnasaidnem9994
    @ydnasaidnem9994 3 роки тому

    "And spin, and kiss, and spin faster "!! LOL

  • @shubh3ndu
    @shubh3ndu 2 роки тому +3

    4:41 Video laughed for 5 min continues that my stomach hurts along with jaw, and my maa thought i loose some screws. 😂😂

  • @devoid24
    @devoid24 2 роки тому +1

    4:22 talk about shallow people... think they care what they look like? that they are the biggest gift the world has ever received? yeah, i thought so too!

  • @Raul_Gajadhar
    @Raul_Gajadhar 2 роки тому

    I am single since I was 34; well I'be 35 in december, that was 11 years ago. Cheers to those that made it this far.

  • @micheledavidswife4336
    @micheledavidswife4336 2 роки тому

    Dude on the ice 😂😂
    I’m so sorry lol
    Why you still recording
    I’m dead 😂

  • @cyabits1
    @cyabits1 3 роки тому +3

    Best one of the entire video 3:48

  • @shimomobourdain2648
    @shimomobourdain2648 3 роки тому +3

    I feel so bad for the couple dropping the ring in the waterfall... 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

  • @babycakes8741
    @babycakes8741 3 роки тому +28

    7:01 is taking himself a bit too seriously.

  • @abstergo0937
    @abstergo0937 3 роки тому +2

    3:47 the best one

  • @perspgold8945
    @perspgold8945 3 роки тому +4

    6:42 what a terrible person to be in a relationship with
    gets angry at weather comedy. real treasure

    • @Dziugenonas
      @Dziugenonas 2 роки тому +2

      I hope you guys aren't being serious

  • @ganimations7711
    @ganimations7711 3 роки тому

    The description oh my God, such a badass Fail Army! xd

    • @ganimations7711
      @ganimations7711 3 роки тому

      @Mixed Adulterated Your channel is so sweet! 💕

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 3 роки тому +64

    Completely random fact:
    There's an almost 100% probability that the glass from which you drink contains at least one molecule of water that once passed through the body of a dinosaur.
    -SciFacts

    • @apotato-
      @apotato- 3 роки тому +2

      *wat*

    • @kirkwahmett859
      @kirkwahmett859 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh it doesn't work like that it is evaporated and condensed

    • @cornishsean1
      @cornishsean1 3 роки тому +3

      scifailed more like

    • @Dr.Akakia
      @Dr.Akakia 3 роки тому +2

      Fact no.2 / that molecule came from space

    • @kirkwahmett859
      @kirkwahmett859 3 роки тому

      @Dan McDonald my man u are absolutely right now this is a real fact

  • @mrmidget612
    @mrmidget612 3 роки тому +1

    The guy slipping on the ice struggling to get bak up cause them pants is looking way to tight tho. Can't bend his legs. Hahahahahahahahaha. Then dude singing well blindfolded walked into pole had me dying tho.

  • @ramziboubaha
    @ramziboubaha 3 роки тому

    Kinda cute video i really like to see couples laughing together

  • @BbopNRockStdy
    @BbopNRockStdy 3 роки тому

    Best in a while!

  • @thewookie6287
    @thewookie6287 10 місяців тому

    Perfect video for a Bumble add to appear on

  • @dieeine8114
    @dieeine8114 2 роки тому

    the dog! lmfao

  • @H.P.Blavatsky
    @H.P.Blavatsky 3 роки тому +7

    She was very right to film him instead of helping. That was the proper reaction in that situation.

  • @AliHamza-ey9ry
    @AliHamza-ey9ry 3 роки тому +2

    Why the hell is that man angry in the end it’s funny 😂

  • @kgmhd2895
    @kgmhd2895 3 роки тому +3

    The first video though 😂😂😂

    • @kgmhd2895
      @kgmhd2895 3 роки тому +1

      @Mixed Adulterated Lool I did 😁😉

  • @user-on2hs8sn4j
    @user-on2hs8sn4j 3 роки тому +1

    Лучший выпуск за последнее время!!!Отлично!Автор молодец!

    • @user-on2hs8sn4j
      @user-on2hs8sn4j 3 роки тому

      @Mixed Adulterated Good!I'll check your content!!)))

  • @josem5117
    @josem5117 10 місяців тому

    Gracias y saludos 4/8/23

  • @wunkus
    @wunkus 3 роки тому

    "STOP FARTING!" My wife can relate.

  • @destruxandexploze2552
    @destruxandexploze2552 3 роки тому +4

    “Fixing” her pants to see if the ring was expensive or not

  • @Nobod721
    @Nobod721 3 роки тому +1

    0.54 Azan voice refreshed my soul

  • @miamidolphinsfan
    @miamidolphinsfan 3 роки тому +4

    the fart clip LOLOLOL I used to fart under the covers then pull the covers over my wife LOL

    • @Simon_Said
      @Simon_Said 3 роки тому +2

      I presume 'used to' is because she's now your ex-wife.

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 3 роки тому +1

      Ex wife?

    • @miamidolphinsfan
      @miamidolphinsfan 3 роки тому

      @@Simon_Said No, I've been a widower since 1991, but thanks for having faith in me

    • @miamidolphinsfan
      @miamidolphinsfan 3 роки тому

      @@OMGWTFLOLSMH No dead wife, something called cancer

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes 3 роки тому +30

    4:19 That's what happens to narcissistic couples. Nuf said.

    • @thegodssin3631
      @thegodssin3631 2 роки тому +1

      ur just jealous

    • @EyesOfByes
      @EyesOfByes 2 роки тому +1

      @@thegodssin3631 Yes. Accurate 😁👍🏽

  • @koh6263
    @koh6263 3 роки тому +1

    4:49 I love this

  • @manduheavyvazquez5268
    @manduheavyvazquez5268 3 роки тому +7

    0:09 out the dog. Greatness

  • @DragoMusivini
    @DragoMusivini 3 роки тому +1

    0:50 where is this one I can hear the call to prayer in the background?

  • @dihydrogenoxide5533
    @dihydrogenoxide5533 3 роки тому +3

    My lovelife is a relationship fail

  • @richierich4810
    @richierich4810 3 роки тому

    Omg that clip @ 7:49 is just hilarious to me that is lol 😂😂