I don’t work at a bank

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @fishfoods2622
    @fishfoods2622  Рік тому +137

    since y’all are here you should check out my other vids. i mostly do animatics 👀

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +1092

    “Pinocchio is so bad at standup comedy he fundamentally angers a stated neutral death god” is one of my favorite D20s

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому

      WHICH OF MY PARTNERS TOLD YOU THAT
      YOU HAVE SEEN ME MATE
      YOU HAVE OBSERVED ME MATING??? I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE
      I DON’T WORK AT A BANK. WHEN YOUR LAST MOMENT COMES I WILL BE WAITING. NEVER FORGET THIS.
      ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE-
      “And he’ll tell you the best joke you’ve ever heard”

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +82

      He puts his paw on your chest and pushes you down and gets over you.
      “I don’t work at a bank. When your last moment comes, I will be waiting. Never forget this”
      It’s the exact opposite of known Libertarian, Kalvaxus

    • @acooldude2226
      @acooldude2226 Рік тому +17

      Well after freeing himself from the control of a gluttonous eldritch horror *and* channeling the power of his own destiny, it's only fair

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому

      @@acooldude2226 and you could have it all
      My empire of wolf sex jokes
      I will let you down

  • @elbruces
    @elbruces Рік тому +977

    Brennan breaking slightly as he pronounces Pinnhocio's doom, because they just forced him to make that up.

    • @fishfoods2622
      @fishfoods2622  Рік тому +121

      it’s SO funny when brennan of all people break

    • @brintesiacirce9414
      @brintesiacirce9414 Рік тому +7

      PinnHOCIO what

    • @knjjah2776
      @knjjah2776 Рік тому +14

      ​@@brintesiacirce9414 classic Shakespearean character Pinnhocio

  • @hms21793
    @hms21793 Рік тому +796

    “When have you observed me mating”
    “I have NOT”
    I’ve rewatched this so many times omg

  • @thebadpoet
    @thebadpoet Рік тому +511

    Apart from the horror of knowing an avatar of death has an active sex life, “loan wolf” actually made me laugh out loud.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому

      Why would a cosmic death entity not fuck. I don’t understand you

  • @AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon
    @AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon Рік тому +478

    366 days to come up with 1 good wolf joke is a pretty fair trade-off tbh.

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind Рік тому +63

      Lou had 35 years up to this point and couldn't do it so it doesn't bode well.

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver Рік тому +6

      He’s nothing if not gracious

    • @jamespryor5967
      @jamespryor5967 Рік тому +12

      @@mixmastermind Pinocchio is only 4.

    • @bellboy7809
      @bellboy7809 Рік тому +1

      It’s actually a leap year, so extra day, woo!

    • @chrisbrown6952
      @chrisbrown6952 8 місяців тому

      I know this is a year old but respect lol@@mixmastermind

  • @Bloodyshadow1
    @Bloodyshadow1 Рік тому +463

    Gerard might be a bit if a goober, but he is a real bro for trying to take the heat off of pinnichio

    • @MattFyrm
      @MattFyrm Рік тому +8

      This, as apposed to a puppet bro.
      I will now graciously take my applause.

    • @fishtankfreak
      @fishtankfreak Рік тому +1

      The guy gets up at like 5am to workout. He is a real bro!

  • @rottengrapes8605
    @rottengrapes8605 Рік тому +262

    i love it so fucking much when brennan characterizes immortal beings/deities as just fucking weird and off kilter, it kills every time

  • @joz-
    @joz- Рік тому +112

    Zac has the best timing for jokes and, "and he'll tell you the best joke you've ever heard" is a testament to it

  • @clairecohen3178
    @clairecohen3178 Рік тому +289

    The look on Lou's face of just "you know I didn't want this but what can I do?"

    • @shavagreycastle
      @shavagreycastle Рік тому +1

      Considering what Fabian did in his character arc, he should used to it

  • @machfassett5749
    @machfassett5749 Рік тому +59

    See, the greatest part of this is that Pinnochio lives to be at least nineteen as of the ending. And so this means that Pinocchio DID INDEED tell a joke a year and a day after this moment that made the wolf laugh.

  • @agathaharkness399
    @agathaharkness399 Рік тому +259

    The ending is actually horrifying lol like u would be terrified counting down the days lmaoo😭

    • @jarowan
      @jarowan Рік тому +19

      Nah, new campaign goal - you have a year to quest across the land looking for the funniest wolf joke in existence... or else.

    • @MrGhostTheBigRoast
      @MrGhostTheBigRoast Рік тому +2

      @@jarowan or have a copper dragon in disguise send the heroes to obtain some lost artifact, which turns out to be the greatest joke in existence. i've had that in my head for years but never managed to do anything with it.

  • @johnnyb368
    @johnnyb368 Рік тому +329

    The caption "everyone trying hard to hold in laughter" got me

  • @UltimateHairDryer
    @UltimateHairDryer Рік тому +197

    This whole interaction is gold, but the part that ended me was Ally right after this pointing out the insanity of the setup "How do you like to have s*x?" Like the other person is like...do I just answer? and the punchline is just "Wrong, it's this other thing." 😭

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 Рік тому +63

    The mental image of a huge ass wolf slowly squashing a frog man to the ground destroyed me

  • @Griff1011
    @Griff1011 Рік тому +75

    "In a year and a day, at the stroke of midnight-"
    "WHAT?"

  • @briancourtney8990
    @briancourtney8990 Рік тому +99

    Big Ayda Aguefort energy coming from the Big Bad Wolf there

  • @ashleysigmon195
    @ashleysigmon195 Рік тому +58

    Plot twist, the wolf will come and Pinocchio will either fail again or just not have a joke, starts begging for his life and then the wolf will come really close and say “that was just a joke” and leave a petrified, puppet/real boy depending on how the story plays out

  • @sailorb00
    @sailorb00 Рік тому +498

    Honestly cannot wait until the end of the season where we flashforward to a year and a day later, at the stroke of midnight, to see Pinocchio tell the 'greatest wolf joke of all time', and watch as absolute chaos unfolds 😂

  • @Miss_Myth
    @Miss_Myth Рік тому +81

    This segment is full of so many genius moments - everyone pulling a Tebow, the joke so bad it's almost good (but not quite), Zac Oyama comin' in *hot* with the one liner - but Brennan's *STONE COLD* glares, particularly the one at 0:38, are just... outstanding. Absolutely giving me life. I may have to make that frame my desktop. or my lock screen. 😆

  • @blakeellis2644
    @blakeellis2644 5 місяців тому +3

    I just realised the whole "Have you seen me mate?" question part hits the exact same as "Do you wear wigs?" and I'm laughing even harder now

  • @betahammer3566
    @betahammer3566 Рік тому +106

    Everyone’s gotta start sending wolf jokes to Lou now.

  • @sosaysjayrod
    @sosaysjayrod Рік тому +41

    "I think we're going to have to watch this wolf fuck..."

  • @rachelthornton4442
    @rachelthornton4442 10 місяців тому +4

    My favourite part of this is that the finale has an epilogue of Pinocchio when he’s 21 years old, implying that he was able to successfully tell a funny joke a year later

  • @papa.scabby
    @papa.scabby Рік тому +7

    Pinocchio being forced to deliver the question like it's casual inquiry because he's telling the joke directly to the Big Bad Wolf lives rent-free in my brain. Lou cracking up in the middle of the question makes it perfect

  • @shockandlock3799
    @shockandlock3799 Рік тому +50

    do you guys think the wolf would have taken pinocchio out if that nat one actually went through?

    • @VICloudkicker
      @VICloudkicker Рік тому +20

      For sure he was gonna multiattack the prince of shoeberg.

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 Рік тому +10

    (Very lightly) " 'kay." 🤣

  • @fishfoods2622
    @fishfoods2622  Рік тому +64

    this isn’t like my usually videos but this was just SO FUNNY i want to have it forever

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 Рік тому +17

    If a 12 was him straight up saying "I'm gonna kill you in a year if you don't have a better joke." What the fuck would a 1 have looked like? Probably would be rolling initiative for just Pinocchio.

  • @ashleyjohnson9651
    @ashleyjohnson9651 Рік тому +73

    if i had a nickel for everytime a piece of media i enjoyed in 2023 had a wolf who was the literal embodiment of death, I'd have 2 nickels. which isnt a lot but its still kind of weird it happened twice, right?

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 Рік тому

      That also included puss in boots

    • @LlamacornAlpaca
      @LlamacornAlpaca Рік тому

      what's the other?

    • @Mumiah862
      @Mumiah862 Рік тому

      @@LlamacornAlpaca puss in boots

    • @genericflour
      @genericflour Рік тому +6

      If I had a nickel for every piece of media in 2023 that had a wolf as the literal embodiment of death AND featured Puss in Boots, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

  • @pandymandy
    @pandymandy Рік тому +11

    This is honestly the best part of the season.

  • @Blumble
    @Blumble 3 місяці тому

    "You could have rough sex, I suppose, under the light of the crescent moon" deadpan from gerrard is do underrated I love it

  • @liv9194
    @liv9194 Рік тому +4

    Lou's Pinocchio would pull the "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?" joke when death comes back

  • @mynameiskrysta
    @mynameiskrysta Рік тому +61

    Im just gonna say what we’re all thinking that wolf is fuckin hot

  • @joz-
    @joz- Рік тому +4

    One day I will learn animation and turn this audio into a Puss In Boots: The Last Wish animatic I swear

  • @Junkraj
    @Junkraj Рік тому +2

    the fucking smallest of cracks when brennan says "final day" i-

  • @jamiemiller1040
    @jamiemiller1040 Рік тому +76

    The wolf is definitely my type. I too love making love under the light of crescent moon and in fact do not work at a bank😭
    Edit:
    ALSO THE INTENSE I CONTACT HE MAKES WITH GERARD WHEN HE STEPS ON HIS CHEST AND GOES
    “One day you will die.” HAS ME SCREAAAMING

  • @joshuawelch876
    @joshuawelch876 Рік тому +2

    "Huff, and you'll puff, and you'll blow that back out 🐺💨"

  • @violet_turning_violent
    @violet_turning_violent Рік тому +14

    I love that I have not watched any of this series, but all the clips are them telling the worst jokes I've ever heard.

    • @fishfoods2622
      @fishfoods2622  Рік тому +8

      how DARE you Pinocchio is a very talented and professional court jester /lh

  • @dillion308
    @dillion308 Рік тому +5

    i really liked murph’s joke

  • @BasilicanBarkBR
    @BasilicanBarkBR 7 місяців тому

    I'd kill to see them trying to tell another wolf joke to him lol

  • @amodelmannequin
    @amodelmannequin Рік тому +2

    Gerard and Mother Goose trying to take the heat off Pinochio 🤣

  • @blueeyed_killjoy
    @blueeyed_killjoy Рік тому +2

    Okay but Gerard said A wolf. Like, not everything’s about you big bad wolf

  • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
    @rogue-taxidermy_griffin Рік тому +1

    Thank God someone clipped my favorite part of Neverafter

  • @General_Grievance
    @General_Grievance Рік тому +1

    1:15 Norm MacDonald himself would be proud of Lou's composure here

  • @dantevitale5714
    @dantevitale5714 Рік тому +1

    I was expecting Doggy Style so hard

  • @naspalm5688
    @naspalm5688 Рік тому +3

    Wait why is this literally an interaction that could happen in the Shrek universe now? Did Dimension20 predict Puss in Boots?

  • @lyricbot8513
    @lyricbot8513 Рік тому

    Brennan trying so hard not to break

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 Рік тому +1

    1:15 Lou’s face 😂

  • @genuineinterest
    @genuineinterest Рік тому +1

    Honestly i was really waiting for this in the epilogue but i will very happily accept the Orange Hat Thumbs Up moment in return because. Unhinged beats unhinged. What the fuck.

    • @aliciabrittain988
      @aliciabrittain988 Рік тому

      I was looking for this too! But I thought it to be Ylfa as the wolf in the epilogue since she replaced him. And Ylfa the Wolf accepting the best Wolf joke from ‘Nocchi’, who she has a crush on, sounds insanely chaotic 😅

  • @shadou1234567
    @shadou1234567 Рік тому

    I really thought pinochio would say doggie style

  • @Thaelyn1312
    @Thaelyn1312 Рік тому

    He doesn't work at a bank! 😂

  • @samwisefamgee
    @samwisefamgee Рік тому +1

    it RHYMES-

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles Рік тому

    I read (very lightly) as (very likely), which I think is apt...

  • @marcellusowens8401
    @marcellusowens8401 Рік тому

    Pretty sure everyone at that moment was Ally lol just noping out of therr

  • @sadicalradness6927
    @sadicalradness6927 Рік тому +1

    i was going to like the video but its at 666 likes exactly

  • @BobRevolver
    @BobRevolver Рік тому +2

    I have solved the wolf joke Ridddle

  • @EdwardJohnson-o6i
    @EdwardJohnson-o6i 10 днів тому

    Harris Sharon Robinson Mark Williams Eric

  • @AntoinetteFanny-l8s
    @AntoinetteFanny-l8s 12 днів тому

    Martin Richard Brown Gary Taylor Susan

  • @dammit3048
    @dammit3048 Рік тому

    I desperately need context

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. Рік тому

      Pinocchio posed as jester and told that same joke to the third little pig

  • @mistertea603
    @mistertea603 Рік тому +4

    WHY A YEAR *AND* A DAY?!?!?

    • @cannotthinkofaname7904
      @cannotthinkofaname7904 Рік тому +15

      I'm pretty sure that's a thing from the Tale of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 Рік тому +16

      @@cannotthinkofaname7904 also: in English common law, it was previously held that if an act (or failure to act) preceded a death by a year and a day or more, that act (or failure to act) could not be considered homicide. This has since been abolished in English common law due to advances in medical practice, e.g. life support.
      alternatively, in common law, a year and a day is the minimum sentence for a felony.

    • @mistertea603
      @mistertea603 Рік тому

      @@danniluxgarbe429 okay thank you so much...could you provide an example? Because ill admit i got lost in the explanation...

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces Рік тому +6

      It's a common time span in a lot of fairy tales. Duration of curses, etcetera.

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 Рік тому +5

      ​@@mistertea603 putting it more simply, when they started making 'laws' in England, they recognized that they needed an upper bounds on how far apart an event and a death had to be, and pegged it at 'a year and a day', likely due to remaining mysticism as suggested by El Bruce.
      So, for example, if someone threw a rock at my head and I didn't wake up, but I was still breathing until a year and a day AFTER they threw the rock, they would be found NOT GUILTY.
      similarly, in the modern era, if that same rock was thrown at my same head, with modern medicine, my coma could, depending on why, exactly, I was in the coma, be extended for years. My family would have to choose if they let me die so my attacker faces murder/manslaughter charges, or does he skate on a lesser charge because I am not dead? This is why that bit of common law no longer applies in many jurisdictions: it forces families to choose between hope and vengeance.

  • @SuicideforDummies101
    @SuicideforDummies101 Рік тому +25

    Norm MacDonald himself would be proud of Lou’s composure at 1:15

  • @ElEscolta
    @ElEscolta Рік тому +10

    I imagine Lou inmediatelly googling "best wolf jokes ever"

  • @grandmabutters8502
    @grandmabutters8502 Рік тому +10

    This is the "horror" series, essentially the first episode has some body horror descriptions but then the rest of it is pretty much just this

  • @-Commit-arson-
    @-Commit-arson- Рік тому +2

    My guy bigb said mate’s plural…
    So death is canonically the opposite of Johnny spells