There is no button. Its a nod to Problem Sleuth's hysterical dame. Whenever a command told her to use lipstick, she would chainsaw something, and whenever she was told to chainsaw something, she drew on it with lipstick instead.
Kanaya's to do list: [x] Prove Rainbow Drinkers Are Superior To Subjugglators [x] Knock Sense Into Vriska [x] Auspistice Eridan's Upper And Lower Torso [x] Fix Make Up [x] Get All The Ladies, All Of Them Proud to be a Virgo.
I disagree, but seeing the three characters I hate the most get the shit kicked out of them by one very enraged vampire is pretty high up there. Kanaya skyrocketed to the top of my favorite characters list during this scene.
I was kind of sad because Eridan is my favorite, but my god this scene is hilarious XD Just all the faces and how Kanaya breaks Eridan's wand is so insanely funny.
Kanaya kicked a god tiered Vriska, a sober high blood who managed to kill the strongest (Equius) troll in their team and sliced a seadweller in half. That's what I fucking processed.
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Funny how Eridan is hated for what he did, but Gamzee sure is loved despite what he did. (I know I'm going to get remarks because I said this, but I don't care)
If I'm being honest here, I think Hussie was trying to get us into something blackrom-ish (?) for Gamzee? He's awesome but also a huge douche but then hilarious but also fuck him for killing his friends but godammit how can you stay mad at that face etc etc. At least, that's my take on him.
Knowing Hussie that's probably what he was going for. "Kanaya came back as a sparkling vampire/rainbowdrinker and kicked everyone's ass. Deal with it."
This comment is going to be long, and will contain spoilers for homestuck. Now, everyone is relieved that Eridan is dead (Or most everyone), and I agree, he needed to be put down. But I believe the level of hate we give Eridan is unnecessary. Eridan isn't my favorite Troll by any means. But I just have to say something in his defense. In school, I am a pretty lonely person, just like Eridan (Eridan doesn't go school of course, I'm relating via emotion). Eridan acts the way I did once, by expressing his emotions and goes too far. Kanaya had every right to saw him in half, in fact he was a plague to the team, and went too far. He needed help (mentaly) and never got it because, well, no one gave a fuck because he also acted like a douche. So what I'm saying is he was misunderstood, like I was, and went too far. I've never killed anyone, but I'm a human, and I'm possibly viewing this in too much of "human like way" but I had to share my thoughts, so please don't have a lengthy argument with me, I understand he screwed up really bad, but I am simply connecting his experiences with mine. I am sorry add this drama to you're viewing experience if you disliked my defensive maneuver, and congratulate you for reading that whole thing. So as to sum this up, I think Eridan is misunderstood, but he still went too far. ~Adam K
This makes me actually think back to when Eridan and Feferi were still moirails. He was still pretty sane back then. Racist but still sane. Ever since Eridan had entered the game, however, he became mentally messed up. Without being able to share his emotions Feferi like he used to, he had no outlet other than violence and constantly pestering for companionship from the others when they don't want it. It's interesting to think of what will happen if Eridan and Feferi had stayed moirails throughout their session. Maybe he would have been a more useful and productive member of their team? They would all be in a doomed timeline but atleast this version of Eridan might have been a lot more tolerable.
Weirdly enough, I saw The Good The Bad and The Ugly two nights ago, and when this tune appeared during the cemetery scene, I couldn't help but think of this.
Mindfang the great pirate made an enemy of Dualscar, who went to the Grand Highblood to order her capture, being insane, the highblood killed Dualscar, and arranged events that left Mindfang maimed. Now their descendants face off, Eridan (Dualscar), Vriska (Mindfang), and Gamzee (Highblood) are about to recreate history facing off in a threeway battle to the death and the winner is... Kanaya, the descendent of Mindfang's nameless Sex-slave that Dualscar killed. History doesn't always repeat.
Scenes like these remind me that Homestuck was so fucking good and Hussie a good artist cause jegus the art conveys all the emotions so perfectly. I especially love the scribbly art when eridan gets split in half
+Keilo No, your patron is decide through a complex algorithm. Look up a patron troll calculator, it will have it. My patron is Aradia, but my sign troll is Kanaya.
Even if both Vriska and Gamzee and my favorite trolls, I just love this part in the comic so much omg asdfgh xDDD I somewhat feel bad for Eridan even though he killed my patron troll ((Feferi)) plus, Eridan is funny XD So in a nutshell. Kanaya = Badass.
While I really don’t like Eridan(as in I would hate to have a conversation and I don’t like some of the things he did), I find him to be a very interesting character(from an artistic standpoint). While I don’t like his personality, I like how you could see him develop throughout Act 5 and I wished we got to see him more. The thing about Eridan is that almost all of his negative traits can be easily be pinpointed as side-effects of the environment he grew up in. All of the trolls are more than a little strange in some way, and Eridan is simply the worst case of this. Similar to almost all of the trolls, Eridan struggled with low self-esteem, and in each of them, you can see various ways people go about coping with it. Tavros is extremely shy, Karkat is over-aggressive, and Equius and Eridan both resort to their high placement on the hemospectrum to maintain their dignity. This is especially evident in Eridan’s case: he has no psychic powers like Aradia, Sollux, Tavros, or Vriska; he doesn’t have super-strength like Equius; he can’t go into sunlight like Kanaya. Hell, even when flarping as a successful alter ego, he ended up getting steamrolled in a rivalry with Vriska. The only redeeming factor he has is how purple his blood is. So that covers his racism, what about his unabashed romance-seeking? I think that wasn’t something that he had prior to entering the game. Think about it, because of his high blood color, he was able to talk to Feferi, the only person his “high status” would allow him to talk to, and a very amicable person too. After being Moirails for such a long time, it’s only natural that Eridan would crush on his only friend. But after being rejected based off of his racism (which is, remember, entirely founded on his only positive trait), he is absolutely devastated. Becoming desperate for friends or a partner, he ends up hitting on everyone else in the group. Anyway, that’s just my theory, feel free to tell me if I’m wrong.
Yeah like, Eridan seemed like he was on the rebound. No one mentioned Eridan hitting on them before the game. Only after Feferi dumped him when they first entered the game.
This comic has many awesome moments, but in the context of the harrowing couple of months before it, this one outstrips them all. And appropriate music is playing.
they 2pend way two much tiime kiiliing each other. iif Vrii2ka, Eriidan, and Gamzee hadn't gone on a kiiliing 2pree, maybe everyone would 2till be aliive, and ii wouldn't be bliind
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"Wait, where did the chainsaw come from?"
"It's her lipstick. Her lipstick turns into a chainsaw."
"But... How??"
"There's a button on it."
There is no button. Its a nod to Problem Sleuth's hysterical dame. Whenever a command told her to use lipstick, she would chainsaw something, and whenever she was told to chainsaw something, she drew on it with lipstick instead.
the midnight crew did stuff like that too
@@CyberDork34 it is a nod to problem sleuth, but im fairly certain it is mentioned theres a button
Kanaya's to do list:
[x] Prove Rainbow Drinkers Are Superior To Subjugglators
[x] Knock Sense Into Vriska
[x] Auspistice Eridan's Upper And Lower Torso
[x] Fix Make Up
[x] Get All The Ladies, All Of Them
Proud to be a Virgo.
All of them
damn i must be a lady
remember that time when kanaya punched vriska in the face and she fell in love, because i do
i thought vriska was wondering if kanaya felt red for eridan....
She dismembered him, I don't think anyone could have thought that.
Kanaya and Vriska were actually kind of a thing before SBURB happened I think
Erika C. Yeah they were moirails
PUNCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
Alternate title:
[S] that time vriska kinda fell in love with kanaya that everyone seems to forget
Don’t you mean ALTERNIA title? XDDDDDDDD
THE GOOD.
THE BAD.
THE HIPSTER.
The Clown.
the rainbow drinker
the clown
the hipster
the huge 8itch ::::)
*DODODODODOOOO DOOOT DOOT DOOOT*
the ugly
How does Eridan like his coffee? Half and half.
+Terezi Pyrope wOW okAY thAT wAS uncallED fOR
H4 R3KT
psychoticFangirl is Pestering you No. An ambulance was uncalled for.
Alex Leonardi *anger intensifies*
+Alex Leonardi Good one
I love jow Vriska got her jaw broken and fell in love.
Best moment in the entire comic, let's be real.
I disagree, but seeing the three characters I hate the most get the shit kicked out of them by one very enraged vampire is pretty high up there. Kanaya skyrocketed to the top of my favorite characters list during this scene.
i disagree, also Karkat shush papping was beautiful
CrypticDarkness "Jane, be Jack. Jane cannot be Jack because Jane is dead. Jack just be's himself instead."
Kanaya has redeemed the vampires. The days of eternal Twilight have passed. All hail the new queen!
Was this comment made before you learned who Marceline was?
so ironic that kanaya killed eridan.
Kanaya represents the zodiac sign Virgo.
Eridan died at the hands of Virginity.
/I;I\
HJSHAJAHSJS
oH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT
I like how Vriska stands there awestruck holding a single die.
notice how she paps the ground @ 0:12
...
(imagines kanaya and karkat tapdancing on gamzee)
Kanaya is the play of the game.
oh my god this is the first pog
@@fr34kl1ng6 🗿
Kanaya doesn't need any special powers to kick someone's ass
Yet you say this in the scene after she gets her special powers.
i meant god tier, or something like Sollux's psychic abilities
This is the scene where we see she is a rainbow drinker,
In other words, she needed special rainbow drinker abilities which are unique to jadebloods in order to kick ass. Your comment is invalid.
just her fucking chainsaw.
@@mirrorzone5224 She's still badass as fuck.
This just shows how badass kanaya can be!
I was kind of sad because Eridan is my favorite, but my god this scene is hilarious XD Just all the faces and how Kanaya breaks Eridan's wand is so insanely funny.
Kanaya: The Good.
Gamzee:The Bad.
Eridan: The Ugly.
Monzer How Dare You Say That About My Dead Child. (XD)
Vriska: The 8itch
+Kagome Coco 8luh 8luh huge 8itch ::::)
wHo ArE YOu To sAy Im UgLy
+GaMzEe MaCarA ShE said you wErE bad, not ugly.
And thus, science was debunked.
*magic science
*agressive slashing and whooshing noises*
Science is fake. Magic is real. Fuck you rindstien
Kanaya kicked a god tiered Vriska, a sober high blood who managed to kill the strongest (Equius) troll in their team and sliced a seadweller in half.
That's what I fucking processed.
What's the difference between Eridan and an Onion?
No one cried when Eridan was cut in half...
FffffffffffTHHHHHHH my sides
I did, I cried
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BloodyChrome You're forgetting about tears of Joy (Still an awesome Joke)
BloodyChrome cant breathe
I'm so glad Kanaya is my patron troll.
I have eridan
Same
Trickster Securi_Matlon It's a hell wwrapped in wws.
Saaaaame here
I like ice cream Can you imagine the sort of useless advice and attempts at positive re-enforcement he'd drown his human counterpart in?
Don't cross mothers, children
Or else they will saw you in half
It was at that moment vriska knew
She fucked up
vriska: once kanaya maryam punched me in the face...... it was awesome
srry i had too X33
Every one saying "defend eridan"
"Hate gamzee"and vice versa
Im just here like
"I like them all...."
Not even gonna lie, it’s been three years and I’m still crushing on Kanaya
Kanaya Rules!
Id like to take a moment to talk about our juggalo and savior, Gamzee Makara
I took a quiz on my troll blood color and it's jade. WELP TIME TO KICK SOME CLOWN BUTT
@@izzybrizzie9133 D---> Fuck you
Kanaya makes the best goddamn sushi in paradox space
and thus Kanaya was the best character, ever
karkat: HEY HAVE YOU SAWED NEPETA ANYWHERE
Kanaya:No The Only Person I Sawed Was Eridan
is that supposed to be a joke
ikr it's "seen" you can't make that "sawed" It would only work if all the trolls would be retarded and bad at grammar
@@purplebard7349 l0l
Funny how Eridan is hated for what he did, but Gamzee sure is loved despite what he did. (I know I'm going to get remarks because I said this, but I don't care)
no i fucking despise both of them
i mean theyre both literal murderers so i dont know how much i can forgive either
If I'm being honest here, I think Hussie was trying to get us into something blackrom-ish (?) for Gamzee? He's awesome but also a huge douche but then hilarious but also fuck him for killing his friends but godammit how can you stay mad at that face etc etc. At least, that's my take on him.
....
i thought gamzee was hated too?
he's mostly hated but the same idiots who want to fuck sans and the clown from it *really* liked gamzee
_"WWWHHHEEEEHH"_
_"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"_
*_*BBBBRRRRRZZ_*
Knowing Hussie that's probably what he was going for.
"Kanaya came back as a sparkling vampire/rainbowdrinker and kicked everyone's ass. Deal with it."
I like how Eridans Cape, which he threw away, appears to be cutting him in half.
Kanaya Did What 80% Of The Fandom Wanted To Do At This Point.
this is better then the actual ending of homestuck
that time kanaya punched vriska in the face and vriska started feeling red for her i was like *"VRISKA YOU FUCKING MASOCHIST"*
Karkat: I SAW ERIDAN THE OTHER DAY
Kanaya: How Strange So Did I
Steps on being a badass
Be kanaya
1 - Be Kanaya
2- Stay as Kanaya
3- ????
4- Profit
And that is why you don't piss Kanaya off.
This comment is going to be long, and will contain spoilers for homestuck.
Now, everyone is relieved that Eridan is dead (Or most everyone), and I agree, he needed to be put down. But I believe the level of hate we give Eridan is unnecessary. Eridan isn't my favorite Troll by any means. But I just have to say something in his defense. In school, I am a pretty lonely person, just like Eridan (Eridan doesn't go school of course, I'm relating via emotion). Eridan acts the way I did once, by expressing his emotions and goes too far. Kanaya had every right to saw him in half, in fact he was a plague to the team, and went too far. He needed help (mentaly) and never got it because, well, no one gave a fuck because he also acted like a douche. So what I'm saying is he was misunderstood, like I was, and went too far. I've never killed anyone, but I'm a human, and I'm possibly viewing this in too much of "human like way" but I had to share my thoughts, so please don't have a lengthy argument with me, I understand he screwed up really bad, but I am simply connecting his experiences with mine. I am sorry add this drama to you're viewing experience if you disliked my defensive maneuver, and congratulate you for reading that whole thing.
So as to sum this up, I think Eridan is misunderstood, but he still went too far.
~Adam K
This makes me actually think back to when Eridan and Feferi were still moirails. He was still pretty sane back then. Racist but still sane. Ever since Eridan had entered the game, however, he became mentally messed up. Without being able to share his emotions Feferi like he used to, he had no outlet other than violence and constantly pestering for companionship from the others when they don't want it. It's interesting to think of what will happen if Eridan and Feferi had stayed moirails throughout their session. Maybe he would have been a more useful and productive member of their team? They would all be in a doomed timeline but atleast this version of Eridan might have been a lot more tolerable.
Four words..
He is fictional, OK?
You are real
My response:
So? People can say what they want.
+Adam “I Can't Hit Anything” Krouk
Noone cares about your life nerd
apparently he has bpd or something which just adds on to the sympathy factor
and that people, is why you don't hopespode kanaya's children.
Eridan was probably so surprised she wasnt dead that he couldnt defend himself
I love how it looks like they're dubbing the song
Weirdly enough, I saw The Good The Bad and The Ugly two nights ago, and when this tune appeared during the cemetery scene, I couldn't help but think of this.
god I love kanaya.
Naw bro, i just cried when litterly eridan gets spilt in half-
And this is why kanaya is one of my favorites..
THE GAM
THE BITCH
AND THE WWIZARD
Virgo power
x2.
x3
actually, i'm scorpio, but i wanted to make a funny comment :'v
That's doesn't care, Virgo Power, it's the best power.
*wh,e,n y,o,u,r ,a, C,a,pr,i,c,o,rn ,a,nd y,o,u,r h,e,r,e, ,a,nd l,i,k,e,*
PS my typing quirk is vowels all have a comma either side of them.
I cry every time I see this video. Kanaya...my baby :'3
Mindfang the great pirate made an enemy of Dualscar, who went to the Grand Highblood to order her capture, being insane, the highblood killed Dualscar, and arranged events that left Mindfang maimed.
Now their descendants face off, Eridan (Dualscar), Vriska (Mindfang), and Gamzee (Highblood) are about to recreate history facing off in a threeway battle to the death and the winner is... Kanaya, the descendent of Mindfang's nameless Sex-slave that Dualscar killed. History doesn't always repeat.
O.o Kanaya that was so...necessary...
im glad Kanaya is my star sign troll man.
This is why kanaya is my favorite troll.
Omg the bottom of the description is so true.
Eridan's whole life split in two
I love this so much, this is great 😆
Scenes like these remind me that Homestuck was so fucking good and Hussie a good artist cause jegus the art conveys all the emotions so perfectly. I especially love the scribbly art when eridan gets split in half
I never get tired of seeing Eridan die and Gamzee getting kicked in the balls.
D-------> Seriously. I hate that clown
I constantly thank Hussie that Kanaya is my Patron Troll....GO VIRGOS♍
+Keilo No, your patron is decide through a complex algorithm. Look up a patron troll calculator, it will have it. My patron is Aradia, but my sign troll is Kanaya.
PROUD TO BE A VIRGO
SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM! VRISKANAYA RULES
The music goes so well with the images....
My favorite part in home stuck :)
RIP Gamzee's Southern Horn.
F
I'm so happy that she's my patron troll
dat serket love.
Even if both Vriska and Gamzee and my favorite trolls, I just love this part in the comic so much omg asdfgh xDDD I somewhat feel bad for Eridan even though he killed my patron troll ((Feferi)) plus, Eridan is funny XD
So in a nutshell.
Kanaya
=
Badass.
One cannot deny the badass named Kanaya Mayram.
I will always come back here for nostalgia and Vriska's face after Kanaya clocked her ass
While I really don’t like Eridan(as in I would hate to have a conversation and I don’t like some of the things he did), I find him to be a very interesting character(from an artistic standpoint). While I don’t like his personality, I like how you could see him develop throughout Act 5 and I wished we got to see him more.
The thing about Eridan is that almost all of his negative traits can be easily be pinpointed as side-effects of the environment he grew up in. All of the trolls are more than a little strange in some way, and Eridan is simply the worst case of this. Similar to almost all of the trolls, Eridan struggled with low self-esteem, and in each of them, you can see various ways people go about coping with it. Tavros is extremely shy, Karkat is over-aggressive, and Equius and Eridan both resort to their high placement on the hemospectrum to maintain their dignity. This is especially evident in Eridan’s case: he has no psychic powers like Aradia, Sollux, Tavros, or Vriska; he doesn’t have super-strength like Equius; he can’t go into sunlight like Kanaya. Hell, even when flarping as a successful alter ego, he ended up getting steamrolled in a rivalry with Vriska. The only redeeming factor he has is how purple his blood is.
So that covers his racism, what about his unabashed romance-seeking? I think that wasn’t something that he had prior to entering the game. Think about it, because of his high blood color, he was able to talk to Feferi, the only person his “high status” would allow him to talk to, and a very amicable person too. After being Moirails for such a long time, it’s only natural that Eridan would crush on his only friend. But after being rejected based off of his racism (which is, remember, entirely founded on his only positive trait), he is absolutely devastated. Becoming desperate for friends or a partner, he ends up hitting on everyone else in the group.
Anyway, that’s just my theory, feel free to tell me if I’m wrong.
Yeah like, Eridan seemed like he was on the rebound. No one mentioned Eridan hitting on them before the game. Only after Feferi dumped him when they first entered the game.
It was HALF MY TIME WATCHING THIS
eridan deserved that btw
Flynn Crump vs. Alastor the Radio Demon Deer!
AND THIS IS THE DAY THE TROLLS GOT THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM.
kanaya was so based 4 this one yall
wait no she kill eridann :(( he my fave
@@caligulasAquariushow?
the good
the bitch >::::::::)
the bad
and the evil :o)
Senyyh Ssirhc and the ugly, wweh
lel
this is like the greatest thing ever omg
So... brilliant... I can't.... words...
Pfft- Vriska at the end. She totally thinks Kanaya is hot now.
Proud to be a Virgo.
vriska is like...
this is like actually my favorie hs video
At first i felt bad for eridan but then I realized he destroyed hope :')
The Rainbow Drinker, The Juggalo and the WWizard
Vriska is also there
this made me laugh so hard
I loved how the ad was a Lone Ranger trailer, kinda fit the theme a bit too well.
Best troll.
Hey, how does Eridan like his sandwiches cut?
*_Halves._*
This comic has many awesome moments, but in the context of the harrowing couple of months before it, this one outstrips them all.
And appropriate music is playing.
Kan is Bae
And that my people is how you turn on vriska
they 2pend way two much tiime kiiliing each other. iif Vrii2ka, Eriidan, and Gamzee hadn't gone on a kiiliing 2pree, maybe everyone would 2till be aliive, and ii wouldn't be bliind
This is THE BEST part in this webcomic
You Virgo's must be
So.
Fucking.
Proud.
Right now...
Poor Eridan. I think he has the worse DEAD. screen. HIm or Tavros.
she just became waifu im sorry
A+ music choice
Everytime I see this I feel ashamed to be a Aquarius...
Girl taking auspisticism to the next level