Hearts Of Iron 4: The Weirdest Game I've Ever Seen.

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  6 років тому +3670

    #300kartilleryonly

  • @weebscp0966
    @weebscp0966 4 роки тому +2473

    ISP:
    i was in paris eating baguette when phone ring
    “germany join comintern”
    “no”

  • @litninghero7608
    @litninghero7608 6 років тому +3397

    2:28 ˝ This is going to be the most boring game ˝

  • @Spiny_Boi
    @Spiny_Boi 4 роки тому +706

    I just lost it at "I'm actually on both sides of whatever war this is."

    • @crabruler1590
      @crabruler1590 4 роки тому +85

      I had a game as the USSR, where I was sinking English destroyers, and the English torpedo planes helped me! It was mindmelting.

    • @jamesminton1996
      @jamesminton1996 3 роки тому +13

      @@crabruler1590 what

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 2 роки тому +2

      @@crabruler1590 I used the english to destroy the english

    • @edwardking9359
      @edwardking9359 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@dhararry7929illiam the conqueror talking about the harrying of the North, circa 1070

  • @meddi4709
    @meddi4709 6 років тому +1289

    “I don’t have any troops to defend Romania”
    “Good thing I had reserves to beat Spain”
    Fake friends smh

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 4 роки тому +12

      You can't ship troops to Romania because of bosphorus, can you?

    • @awcy6902
      @awcy6902 4 роки тому +3

      @@shashwatsinha2704 he could have helped by attacking via germany

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 4 роки тому

      @@awcy6902 I'll have to rewatch the video to answer your question which I am not willing to do. Unless...

    • @awcy6902
      @awcy6902 4 роки тому +1

      @@shashwatsinha2704 weren't a question tho it was a statement sure do that

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 роки тому +6

      @@awcy6902 why die for Romania

  • @That_Montage_Nerd
    @That_Montage_Nerd 4 роки тому +468

    ISP: "Lets see what happens if the Germans actually couldn't go through the Arden."
    *THE FABRIC OF REALITY DID NOT LIKE THAT*

  • @Tbt19-110
    @Tbt19-110 4 роки тому +175

    I just had the mental image of the leader of the UK sitting at a table eating breakfast when ISorrows wearing a French military uniform starts pounding on the window screaming “Let me in! let me in!”

  • @DylanVA
    @DylanVA 3 роки тому +268

    I feel like ISP's reaction to Germany joining the comintern was basically the same as Europe's reaction to the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 2 роки тому +10

      Except this time, the Comintern had all 3 superpowers working together

  • @governingbog7047
    @governingbog7047 6 років тому +183

    4:25 “I’m still clinging onto hope this little entente is gonna have this covered”
    5:18 “I’M SORRY ROMANIA, THIS LITTLE ENTENTE THING ISN’T GOING TO WORK OUT”

  • @thelastcasualty2696
    @thelastcasualty2696 6 років тому +2369

    Did you lose your mind from this game?

  • @Spyincoporated
    @Spyincoporated 6 років тому +459

    This was just what if everyone but Italy switched sides

    • @dillbotgaming8561
      @dillbotgaming8561 4 роки тому +7

      Is that even possible for Italy?

    • @butterskywalker8785
      @butterskywalker8785 4 роки тому +37

      @Eros Matthew Montallana in that universe Italians make jokes about everybody switching sides

    • @plokoon4331
      @plokoon4331 3 роки тому

      Confused german here

    • @sandstorm9305
      @sandstorm9305 2 роки тому +2

      “What if Italy had a focus tree that allowed them to do things”

  • @deepatlantic2222
    @deepatlantic2222 5 років тому +425

    When you can't beat them, join them
    *the fascist have joined with cominterm*
    5 minutes later
    *cominterm has joined the allies*

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi 6 років тому +961

    First two notes (played together, fading in): G3 and D4.
    The "plink": A6
    Distance from last video: minor 2nd (half step) up

    • @Agate717
      @Agate717 6 років тому +71

      Thank you Ironside Pitch Boi, very cool!

    • @moralfagov
      @moralfagov 6 років тому +29

      The hero we never deserved

    • @thebottlewithoutalix2806
      @thebottlewithoutalix2806 6 років тому +22

      The hero that this universe needs

    • @billygamble7486
      @billygamble7486 6 років тому +8

      As always thank you so much for your hard work

    • @himageko7777
      @himageko7777 6 років тому

      The hero we deserve.

  • @Notbigbando
    @Notbigbando 6 років тому +961

    "German Empire joins Comintern"
    Karl Marx is the kaiser now.

    • @otakurt1149
      @otakurt1149 5 років тому +22

      Heil Im dir singkerkaz
      Heil Marx Kaiser Dir
      Ayy lmao

    • @nfwrambo
      @nfwrambo 4 роки тому +21

      Kaiser Marx

    • @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35
      @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35 4 роки тому +13

      The people’s König

    • @crocodileguy4319
      @crocodileguy4319 4 роки тому +15

      @@vereinigtekonigreicheoster35 makes about as much sense as the rest of the shit Marx wrote.

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 4 роки тому +6

      Listen to me
      *I am the Kaiser now*

  • @Spieler521
    @Spieler521 6 років тому +898

    *The German Empire joined Comintern*

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 5 років тому +55

      Well, they did send Lenin in to Russia.

    • @joshellsworth355
      @joshellsworth355 4 роки тому +1

      @@LedosKell Wasnt that austria?

    • @seatray_real
      @seatray_real 4 роки тому +32

      Islamic Federation of United Caucasus joins Bolivarian Pact.

    • @nopeyt3387
      @nopeyt3387 3 роки тому +22

      *Comintern Joined Comintern.*

    • @tentathesane8032
      @tentathesane8032 3 роки тому +10

      People's republic of India and nationalist South Africa: I gotchu fam

  • @Bennickelsmusic
    @Bennickelsmusic 6 років тому +484

    What if Iran was Luxembourg and Luxembourg was Iran

    • @misterchips358
      @misterchips358 6 років тому +104

      Phosphate Thats So specific I want to know the backstory for this request

    • @chuaagga2830
      @chuaagga2830 6 років тому +3

      Oml i'm dieing XD

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 6 років тому +3

      Yeah

    • @Aizec300
      @Aizec300 6 років тому +7

      I don't know why but I am laughing so hard...

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 років тому

      Phosphate wtf

  • @ghostduty8359
    @ghostduty8359 4 роки тому +126

    Sorrow: i think this will be the most boring game ever
    Game: *CHECK THIS OUT*

  • @detlefchicken4938
    @detlefchicken4938 6 років тому +513

    *A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y*

    • @countspider6488
      @countspider6488 6 років тому +1

      Detlef Chicken WE MAY FINALLY WIN

    • @Donners329
      @Donners329 6 років тому +1

      Attu art only

    • @ThePiotrekpecet
      @ThePiotrekpecet 6 років тому

      Detlef Chicken rimmy did it already

    • @vincentngo461
      @vincentngo461 6 років тому

      Detlef Chicken hi long lost brother

    • @willnash7907
      @willnash7907 6 років тому

      Come on guys, we can do it! Subbing is not all you can do.
      Get your parents to subscribe, get your sister and brother, hell get your grandma too.
      Annoy your friends on facebook until they sub.
      Send a letter to the local Mayor asking him to subscribe for your vote!
      LETS DO IT GUYS!!!

  • @knighttiger7236
    @knighttiger7236 6 років тому +487

    It better be a proper Atrillery only, no infantry to help the artillery,no support companies unless there artillery. Were getting you to 300k, and we need this to be good.

    • @razortheonethelight7303
      @razortheonethelight7303 6 років тому +19

      KnightTiger he will need at least 1 infentry to have at least 1 organisation or it will be impossible.

    • @spino5282
      @spino5282 6 років тому +22

      Or just use support companies, some of them give organisation just not much though.

    • @knighttiger7236
      @knighttiger7236 6 років тому +13

      @@spino5282 ok if needs it, he has to go with lowest possible,this is meant to be as difficult as possible

  • @noelle9382
    @noelle9382 6 років тому +458

    It's going to happen isorrows just accept it
    You will do *artillery only*

  • @lilholm9446
    @lilholm9446 6 років тому +480

    This is the suffering from you we want.
    *I N A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y*

  • @slavacernarus7083
    @slavacernarus7083 4 роки тому +16

    5:13 What Chamberlain said when Germany invaded Poland in 1939.

  • @shineysnorlax2019
    @shineysnorlax2019 6 років тому +377

    There should be a mod where you can play as Antarctica

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 6 років тому +80

      YES! ARTILLERY ONLY PLAYING AS ANTARTICA OR ICELAND

    • @PermadeathHD
      @PermadeathHD 6 років тому +70

      Penguin Conscripts

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 6 років тому +2

      Shiney Snorlax nice profile

    • @---uf2zl
      @---uf2zl 6 років тому +24

      With Trotsky's penguin Soviet republic.

    • @legoldspy6851
      @legoldspy6851 6 років тому +10

      All hail antarctican people's republic

  • @Dr_Hill_726
    @Dr_Hill_726 9 місяців тому +6

    5 years later, this is still an iSorrowproductions classic.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 років тому +2650

    #coolmathgamesat400k

  • @thatfella8256
    @thatfella8256 6 років тому +24

    "The most boring game"
    5 minutes later
    German empire joins comintern
    "W H A T"

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 6 років тому +372

    I mean that german flag sums up youtube today pretty well

  • @pjnovayo
    @pjnovayo 5 років тому +19

    Gotta love his slow descent into insanity...
    “Nooo....NOOOOOOOOO! WHAT!?”

  • @XRavenGuardX
    @XRavenGuardX 6 років тому +104

    something something artillery only

  • @Captain_FAIL
    @Captain_FAIL 5 років тому +10

    I love to imagine how France just kicks out Romania off their apartment,burns it,and the bangs in Britain's door at 3AM screaming ,,LET ME IN,,

  • @maimutescu
    @maimutescu 6 років тому +81

    Even if ISP does artillery only ppl will still ask for it for the memes

  • @jakublewandowski7804
    @jakublewandowski7804 6 років тому +162

    Anyone got 5,000 Russian bots on hand?

  • @haha-lj5sq
    @haha-lj5sq 6 років тому +162

    where’s ck2

  • @Kal18042
    @Kal18042 4 роки тому +25

    I love how Isorrow is just freaking out the entire time

  • @bigchungusdriplord2301
    @bigchungusdriplord2301 3 роки тому +10

    I like how he's having a mental breakdown while the music is just like
    *chill bro*

  • @hristi1041
    @hristi1041 6 років тому +29

    One of the best videos I ever watched from you.

  • @vesodus2937
    @vesodus2937 6 років тому +44

    The next video's Ironside intro sound effect should be you saying "DING" but really highly pitched.

  • @chanpong5270
    @chanpong5270 6 років тому +79

    Artillery only as released Bosnian

    • @chuaagga2830
      @chuaagga2830 6 років тому +4

      OH SHIT, nice meme man

    • @namenlosnutz
      @namenlosnutz 6 років тому +5

      Artiljerija, Bosanac sam Bekrija!
      Artiljerija, Bosanac sam Bekrija!
      Moja Bosna Ponosna!

    • @adrock_sokolov6570
      @adrock_sokolov6570 5 років тому

      Beefin broh

  • @austria5694
    @austria5694 6 років тому +73

    What if the UK was connected to Land?

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 6 років тому +15

      Austria what if you annexed Germany?

    • @legoldspy6851
      @legoldspy6851 6 років тому +13

      What if fiji islands annexed soviet union

    • @karinamugas5944
      @karinamugas5944 6 років тому +6

      Austria what if Romania annexed the Japanese shogunate in 3475627368 year?.

    • @austria5694
      @austria5694 6 років тому +1

      The game would Crash

    • @austria5694
      @austria5694 6 років тому

      @raefsther86 mapping hallo mein Freund

  • @Natumi.
    @Natumi. 2 роки тому +8

    i love how you can tell hes genuinely going insane

  • @pandemic9102
    @pandemic9102 6 років тому +50

    I thought it was weird enough for ISP to join the yogscast but the germans in the comintern, oh boi!

  • @Joseph_417
    @Joseph_417 4 роки тому +19

    Someone needs to make a compilation of ISP freaking out

  • @noaha.b.8197
    @noaha.b.8197 6 років тому +176

    #ispwillsuffer

  • @philguer4802
    @philguer4802 4 роки тому +8

    8:55
    "I'm on both sides of the war"
    WUT

  • @cookieusa1
    @cookieusa1 5 років тому +6

    8:57
    Pause
    Record scratch
    Luxembourg: You’re probably wondering how I got here.

  • @beastvision2182
    @beastvision2182 5 років тому +11

    When Isorrowproductions realizes that he might finally lose a game in hearts of iron... 5:06

  • @TacticalTuna
    @TacticalTuna 6 років тому +4

    You don’t even need to watch the entire video to notice how much he’s suffering, we need more of this.

  • @Rex-mr8bw
    @Rex-mr8bw 6 років тому +254

    #Coolmathgamesat400k

  • @apollyon2018
    @apollyon2018 Рік тому +1

    I still come back to this video sometimes, it's 1 of the 13 precious ones in UA-cam

  • @chungus816
    @chungus816 6 років тому +21

    Artillery only in march of eagles

  • @thejp361
    @thejp361 3 роки тому +2

    My friend once revived the Kaiserreich and did the Austria-Hungary focus. He was at war with the allies and when Austria-Hungary was formed it joined Allies

  • @alt00875
    @alt00875 6 років тому +3

    2:28 "This is going to be the most boring game" - Top 10 anime plot twists

  • @luftwaffle4993
    @luftwaffle4993 4 роки тому +2

    Everybody Gangsta until youre on both sides in a war

  • @thedebug3866
    @thedebug3866 3 роки тому +4

    this is genuinely one of the best videos i have seen from him

  • @lostpages7452
    @lostpages7452 2 роки тому +3

    So for reference.
    China joined the Soviets.
    American Went Communist.
    Japan Killed the Game.
    Italy stayed Fascist and Invaded Germany.
    Britain stayed Democratic.
    India and South Africa Rebelled.
    Brazil became a Major Faction Leader.
    Austria-Hungary Reformed.
    And Germany went Monarchist but joined the Soviets.
    Also Finland joined the Asian League.

  • @employee962
    @employee962 4 роки тому +9

    I think this was the start of ISP's spiral into insanity

  • @joshd029
    @joshd029 3 роки тому +6

    Honestly one of my fav hio4 games I’ve seen

  • @anesimamovic8112
    @anesimamovic8112 6 років тому +33

    Artillery only

  • @nowtherearetwo404
    @nowtherearetwo404 3 роки тому +5

    Anyone else think this is the best ISP video

  • @TAM1906
    @TAM1906 4 роки тому +3

    Seeing that one little dot owned my South Africa in the middle of the Soviet Union, couldn’t stop laughing

  • @ethanh8631
    @ethanh8631 4 роки тому +1

    0% drugs
    0% violence
    50% war
    550% yelling

  • @panarchy9450
    @panarchy9450 4 роки тому +3

    Tibetan empire joined the war
    7:01 Good news guys! I THINK WE GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG

  • @cornn9037
    @cornn9037 6 років тому +11

    Artillery only part 2 electric subgoalgaloo at 325K

  • @martinsivc5769
    @martinsivc5769 6 років тому +13

    7:04 u sound like that despacito singer when he says aj

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 5 років тому +8

    *German Empire Has Joined Comintern*
    Wait.... WHAT THE CYKA BLYAT?!?!

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 5 років тому +3

      @@Cjnw Thank You, if you had disagreed.... *1Quadrillion Year Gulag*

  • @jakeollmann1552
    @jakeollmann1552 6 років тому +11

    Artillery only in Millennium dawn and your gonna do it

  • @Natumi.
    @Natumi. 2 роки тому +2

    shit went from 0-100 real quick

  • @tpfrecoil2837
    @tpfrecoil2837 6 років тому +3

    This video is basically when you start telling a joke, and someone gives a way better punchline than what you had prepared.

  • @greaterontariogamer9370
    @greaterontariogamer9370 3 роки тому +2

    iSorrowproductions: this game going to be boring and not cool and the same as all the other games.
    this one game: I am about to mess with this man's life.

  • @Burritosaurus
    @Burritosaurus 3 роки тому +2

    Once upon a time FRANCE AND ITALY JOINED THE EAST-ASIAN CO-PROSPERITY SPHERE. THE END

  • @kylesicotte2687
    @kylesicotte2687 6 років тому +2

    Blatantly disregarding the “Liberia joined Allies” notification @ 8:10

  • @Anster666
    @Anster666 6 років тому +3

    Legit one of the funniest vids Ive seen on HOI4 in a long time

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp 3 роки тому +2

    Hey, I never told you guys this one!
    Germany, Japan, the United States, and literally every other country in the world walk into the Chinese United Front...

  • @Leon_der_Luftige
    @Leon_der_Luftige 5 років тому +2

    Imagine being the child in 100 years who has to learn in school what actually happened here.

  • @Ingenting
    @Ingenting 6 років тому +6

    FRANCE TANKS ONLY DO IT

  • @andrewfrumkin9632
    @andrewfrumkin9632 2 місяці тому +2

    God was this really 6 years ago

  • @strangeman7577
    @strangeman7577 6 років тому +4

    This video was amazing, I don’t want artillery only videos, I want more like these I love seeing Isorrowproductions suffer

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC Рік тому +1

    The best thing to watch in preparing for seven days of no historical

  • @mbx8_rt889
    @mbx8_rt889 Рік тому +3

    i feel like this game cracked isp.

  • @rafaw387
    @rafaw387 25 днів тому +2

    Certified ISP classic

  • @wolfgangsta_1757
    @wolfgangsta_1757 6 років тому +5

    3:55 Stalin's stache tho..

  • @connorwalters3240
    @connorwalters3240 6 років тому +2

    In my weirdest game, 2 Chinese United Fronts formed: One with Sinkiang, Ma, Shanxi, and Guangxi. The other with Nationalist China, Communist China, Yunnan, Tibet, and Argentina.

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 6 років тому

      Connor Walters wtf is Argentina in the cua like did it physically move

  • @JW-qx9yp
    @JW-qx9yp 6 років тому +9

    what if isp never played hoi4?

  • @alexboxstadium98
    @alexboxstadium98 4 роки тому +1

    This is my favorite ISP video

  • @kaiserwilhelm3933
    @kaiserwilhelm3933 6 років тому +3

    I remember this one time when Germany occupied all of France, and Italy somehow invaded and conquered Britian.

    • @ГригорийГ-ч4н
      @ГригорийГ-ч4н 5 років тому +1

      I remember a time when Chamberlain all of a sudden grew up balls in Munich.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 4 роки тому

      @@ГригорийГ-ч4н There's alternate history and there's just impossible.

  • @coffeeenjoyer6845
    @coffeeenjoyer6845 3 роки тому +2

    8:50 Luxembourg is a major power

  • @oligultonn
    @oligultonn 6 років тому +20

    Can you do Iceland conquers Scotland, Greenland, Faraoe Islands, Helluland (Baffin Island), Markland (Newfounland and Labrador), and Vínland (Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.)

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn 6 років тому +1

      WaffelWolf yes, the imperialist falls into imperialism.

    • @MonTheWell1886
      @MonTheWell1886 6 років тому

      And Denmark and maybe Norway.

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn 6 років тому

      Steven no, invading norway is just a waste of resources.

    • @MonTheWell1886
      @MonTheWell1886 6 років тому

      Big Ounce So is invading some of the places you listed.

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn 6 років тому

      Steven they are all historically related to Iceland aka viking conquests that happened 1000 years ago.

  • @isaiah3613
    @isaiah3613 6 років тому +1

    6:30 i just thought about Brazil literally slapping France in the face when i saw this part

  • @red_robot1056
    @red_robot1056 6 років тому +12

    EVERY COUNTRY A COMINTERN

  • @1804Kane
    @1804Kane 6 років тому +2

    4:58 M E N T A L B R E A K D O W N

  • @noelle9382
    @noelle9382 6 років тому +13

    You should turn on your webcam btw

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 5 років тому

    I have two ideas for mods. If I knew how I would make them.
    1.) The world in the alternate history novel "For want of a nail" (similar to the Pax Britannica mod that doesn't exist anymore)
    2.) Kaiser Frederick III of Germany never got cancer from smoking and ruled Germany for around 20 years instead of three months. This allows him to do the liberal reforms for Germany that he wanted to do to make Germany more like a parliamentary monarchy like Britain and greatly limiting the power of the Kaiser and the Chancellor among other things. He would've renewed the alliance with Russia and maintain close relations with Britain. This leads to a WW1 where Britain, Germany, Italy, Japan, Belguim and Russia win against France, Ottoman Empire and Austria-Hungary.
    I hope I have inspired someone to these a reality someday

  • @tsarsouthard
    @tsarsouthard 6 років тому +2

    This is definition of having historical AI turned off. XD

  • @trasitza2268
    @trasitza2268 6 років тому +22

    0 manpower only

  • @aetherinfuse
    @aetherinfuse 5 років тому +1

    Me at 4:06. You become the thing you swear to destroy.

  • @luizfilipecouto1030
    @luizfilipecouto1030 6 років тому +4

    Brazil and Austria
    Clap
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  • @jasonutty52
    @jasonutty52 4 роки тому +2

    Next Nostalgia November he should do this again, just to see what happens.

  • @Colenin.
    @Colenin. 4 роки тому +3

    0:56 "Hitler subscribe button"?

  • @GeneralissimusStalin17
    @GeneralissimusStalin17 4 роки тому +2

    "This is going to be the most boring game in the world"
    A few seconds later...
    *Germany, China and Fascist South Africa joined the Comintern*
    ISP: *loses mind*

  • @ytho353
    @ytho353 6 років тому +11

    What if just what if Heart of iron 4 was a hunting game????????????????????????

    • @faramisforrestark9206
      @faramisforrestark9206 6 років тому +1

      Bad Videos what if hoi4 was a strategy game about ww2?

    • @ytho353
      @ytho353 6 років тому

      Now that will make a g000d game