+tylerdurden3891 Nice advice for a guy with no gains who calls himself the "professor" if anyone deserves to be called that its teachers in college. disrespectful.
+RT MOTOVLOGS A cert is definetly helpful and interesting to learn about. It's more stable wheras online coaching you need to be certified through your body and how many followers or marketing powers u have. tons of jacked dudes market themselves as online trainers online but dont have clients. you can get a cert, work at a gym part time or full time and also do the online coaching thing as a side job (really not hard, just keep in touch with ur clients and make their program and diet)
+RT MOTOVLOGS If your watching this fucking disgrace to fitness I hope you fail, honestly. I worked my ass off for 2 weeks straight to get my title. Not gonna let a fucktard like u take my job.
For the near-10minutes every week(ish) I see a new video of yours, I forget about all the anxiety and debilitating depression I have. Thank you so much.
+PrimeFitness I use my phone too and I had to wait through a long Budweiser commercial before I got to watch this. It is not the first time it's happened either
@@SauceFactory you are a douche dude you deserve no credit it takes like no work to be a certified CPT Jason Blaha is one for Christ sake you are absolutely pathetic you shouldn’t be a trainer for everyone and I feel bad for “your athletes”.
+Coach Spanky Hopefully you are not a trainer for the Wild Cat football team - holy crap, why do they even bother suiting up and taking the field? are they bottoms or something?
Coach Spanky I would agree 100% with you... but I can usually tell the difference between someone serious, and someone who is being a comedian. This funny guy has more than 1 channel, which shows both his actual personality, and the persona he has fooled you with on this one. So it's understandable why you would be upset with him if you actually thought he was being a serious douchebag. :)
+ButcherTV Well yea I use Adblock on desktop for over 4 years. Just didn't bother with mobile. But now that ads are getting longer I'm going to have to get another UA-cam app
+adybli36 I know of an adblocker specifically for youtube on Android, but you need to be rooted and have Xposed installer. It's called 'youtube adaway'.
I am. BTW Trump won 2020. And we're now in a post-scarcity civilization. Things are pretty sweet. All the Jews sprouted gills in 2026 and are now living in Atlantis. Turns out; they were the problem all along.
The pronunciation of people's usernames by you is always the funniest part of these videos. Make more! You should also do another street workout video like that one with Kali Muscle
I am not gonna calm down I worked my ass off to become a CPT. I own my very own youtube channel now and take it very seriously. I deserve 1,000,000 views not this joke
there's gotta be an improvement comedy club with a squat rack and bar bell in, Dom could stand there and do curls and tell jokes. maybe they could serve Gnarpump and tequila .
"this whole thing reaffirms my hypothesis, my working theory that hitting legs is the exacto same thing as getting fucked in the butt"... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I literally died with that
"Don't ever doubt yourself, doubt everyone else."-Dom Mazzetti best quote of all time
+Anikin Meeker this guys a fucking joke, don't quote him ever again. Disgrace to fitness world.
+Coach Spanky You're such a cross fit nerd. Actually doing leg day and squatting 225. Why are you here?
+Coach Spanky Alright coach.
+Coach Spanky Dom is love, Dom is life.
@@SauceFactory you’re a pussy....
"If you have to tell people you love lifting then you're not lifting enough." 100% facts
Fight me
+Bradley Martyn How the fuck does this only have two likes?!
You'd love dom definitely has 100lbs on you
+Bradley Martyn Aww he actually thinks he's on Dom's level. He will break you.
Bradley I messaged you on grinder?!?!?!?
you gotta be as big as Dom if you wanna have a chance
@3:21 "It's better to be seen as a douchebag, than not be seen at all." Words to live by lol.
+tylerdurden3891 i actually concur with that, no way you're not going to be seen if you're +210 lbs
+Dominic Ells he didnt mean that when he said seen he meant like remenber,like its better to be remenber than not be remenber at all
#FACT
+tylerdurden3891 Nice advice for a guy with no gains who calls himself the "professor" if anyone deserves to be called that its teachers in college. disrespectful.
He doesnt call himself the "professor " he calls himself brofessor..chill ,dont take it so seriously
Seriusly lost it when the picture of the "couch" came up!
looking for this comment
lol me too
+Nius Nightcore when is it?
Same.
haha me too
Unwanted criticism and blind hatred are the backbone of fitness. Truer words have never been spoken.
a minute long Budweiser ad that i cant skip.. this video better be good.
+Isaac Robertson If you're watching on PC you most definitely can skip it.
I got an non skipable Nissan video... bros don't drive Nissan...
+Talon Marshall r35 though?
+Isaac Robertson Yup, it's time to finally get adblock, you did it youtube.
+Isaac Robertson
15 second ad for Zoolander 2. Ughhhh!
I m watching this in 2019. This is timeless.
not quite 2030 but it’s 2020 and this shit is confirmed to be timeless
"literally, no one who went to college has a job"
literally though
+mindbodylightsound10 I know people with phds and M.D who sometimes seem bordline retarded, certification these days doesn't mean anything.
+GladX i know atleast 5 ppl with degrees that either cant find a job or have a job that doesnt require their degree
GladX They are book smart but don't seem to have common sense nor any imagination. I know some people like this. They seem socially challenged.
"Don't ever doubt yourself, bro, just doubt everyone else," I feel like there is some truth to this.
“This shit is timeless already” damn straight, the brofessor never ages
Best part of ask the brofessor is how he reads everyone's name lol.
I'd be happy to just have a 5 minute video of him reading people's twitter names.
I can't find any information on squat plugs! is it the the same thing as the butt-plug i'm currently using?
whats those your butt plug do?
A squat plug is actually bigger, to give more surface area to push on.
A roll of toilet paper Go to wikipedia and look up "Sarcasm"
A roll of toilet paper I know bro, it has saved me many a time.
Haha..shit Im wasting time trying to complete a personal training course ..smh
Same lmao
+RT MOTOVLOGS A cert is definetly helpful and interesting to learn about. It's more stable wheras online coaching you need to be certified through your body and how many followers or marketing powers u have. tons of jacked dudes market themselves as online trainers online but dont have clients.
you can get a cert, work at a gym part time or full time and also do the online coaching thing as a side job (really not hard, just keep in touch with ur clients and make their program and diet)
The cert is literally like a 1-2 week workshop.. You're telling me you can't handle that
+RT MOTOVLOGS If your watching this fucking disgrace to fitness I hope you fail, honestly. I worked my ass off for 2 weeks straight to get my title. Not gonna let a fucktard like u take my job.
+Coach Spanky 2 weeks!!!!...wow.. i should have taken my course in the U.S...
For the near-10minutes every week(ish) I see a new video of yours, I forget about all the anxiety and debilitating depression I have. Thank you so much.
Isn't the point of lifting to make it obvious that you lift, so you don't have to talk, or think, or have a personality? Lmaoo xD
EVERY SINGLE video in my recommend section is BroScienceLife, ALL 10 of em. And I love it...
Well it's happening. Unskipable ads that are longer than 30 seconds. Unless you buy UA-cam red your screwed. This is the death of UA-cam
??? I use youtube on my phone and I never ever have any ads at all,and no,I dont use youtube red
+PrimeFitness I use my phone too and I had to wait through a long Budweiser commercial before I got to watch this. It is not the first time it's happened either
+J bell iphone or android? I use android and I have never seen any ads on youtube
+PrimeFitness hmm. I do use iPhone actually
+J bell that might be the problem then
clicked the notification so fast and so many times my thumb's biceps has a pump!! thanks brofessor!!
"if you have to tell people that you love lifting,then your not lifting hard enough"
some advice from the brofessor is legit asfuck
I know one kid with the worst genetics ever who after one year of training quit college to be a fitness model...bruhhhhhh
You know Nick Wright?
+Jay Arbour BURRNNN
+Jay Arbour shots fired lmao. so true
Is that you loll
+Jay Arbour did he quit college in first place?
4:48 "Taking this modeling seriously" Casting couch lmfao
This was the best video in a while I think, great job Dom Spaghetti
+Taylor Jones its not a good video, Im the real deal, this guys a fucking joke. Im a certified CPT, I deserve more credit
@@SauceFactory you are a douche dude you deserve no credit it takes like no work to be a certified CPT Jason Blaha is one for Christ sake you are absolutely pathetic you shouldn’t be a trainer for everyone and I feel bad for “your athletes”.
Broscience on my birthday hell yeah
+Dylan Smith happy birthday broski
+Dylan Smith Happy birthday father
Happy bday mom
+Dylan Smith Happy birthday you skinny fat fuck.
+Coach Spanky Hopefully you are not a trainer for the Wild Cat football team - holy crap, why do they even bother suiting up and taking the field? are they bottoms or something?
This is probably the first time I ever enjoyed an ad for Audible.
“Jobs are dead. Even Steve (jobs) is dead. Even Stevens is also dead.” 😂😂😂
Thats clever 😂
This is probably the best one yet
Glad to see the consistent weekly videos Mike. Keep it up!!!
+I'm ThreeInOne Who the hell is Mike?
His real name damn
mike tornabene bros
I'm ThreeInOne You're misspelling Dom Mazzetti
+Crunchyape Lol
2:54 Best point I've ever heard.
so i looked up squat plug, THIS IS IN FACT REAL THING!?!?!
wow, skipping leg day just real EZ
Best Audible ad ever.
Who's watching in 2010?
I'm gonna.
+Mike Croke thx
me I'm from the past
I am
I'm from 1992
Can't wait to watch this in 14 years
"Taking modeling seriously" *backroom casting couch appears* hahaha
Can't wait for a new video next week! Or 2 or probably month...
The empire lifts back hahah
I get to excited when I get a notification from UA-cam saying you uploaded
5:27 I think he was ACTUALLY serious talking about that question lol
totally worth the one minute ad before the video
Just walked out of my first test in accounting to watch this... better be good Mike.
Nailed those book titles Dom.
00:41 "@ A dry anus potato..." LOL!!!!!!
+LanceDaPsycho this guys a fucking joke to fitness. A DISGRACE. I am a CPT. I would never allow my athletes to make fun of fitness this way.
Coach Spanky
I would agree 100% with you... but I can usually tell the difference between someone serious, and someone who is being a comedian. This funny guy has more than 1 channel, which shows both his actual personality, and the persona he has fooled you with on this one.
So it's understandable why you would be upset with him if you actually thought he was being a serious douchebag.
:)
Dom is the only person whose Ads and plugs I will watch till the end because he fucking owns it!!!!
"Don't ever doubt yourself again bro, just doubt everyone else"
Quote of the year
Best one of his videos that I have seen.
I was forced into watching a 15 second ad... But I know it will be worth it lol
that grinder crank killed it!
DOM PLEASE ADOPT ME
+Reece I no mate fuck you
+Sam Tai Dom is already a single father of 7 and already forgets about one of them and you think he want to adopt another?
+Coach Spanky Or knows how to spell doesn't
One of the best yet!
SpaceX obviously ecstasy for astronauts lmao
don't even mind those goddamn audible ads. best ads ever
it's kinda scary that what he's saying is true ... hehe
You are pretty freaking successful in the YT game man well done. Your videos are so cheap to make and they are among the most hilarious out there.
Yeah I feed him! I feed him NUGGETS
Nuggets of TRUTH!
Lookin back at his old videos compared to now shows his gains #gainmonster
Come early and play 2k
+The Veg Bro NBA 2K16
You have gained our hearts Dom . Best gainz you could possibly get :)
AdrienIsPotato A dry anus potato XD I DIED
Holy shit a video within two weeks? This has to be a new record
Where's my 2030 gang at?
Am I the only one that read gian as gain? Lmao
"Drop the fuck out, then max the fuck out."
I'm fucking dying here, lol
Adrianispotato = " a dry anus potato" XD
Morning star is Doms favourite book!
1 minute non skipable ads now? This is getting to a point where I will use Adblock for everything now.
+adybli36 havent seen a commercial for 2 years #feelsgoodman
+ButcherTV Well yea I use Adblock on desktop for over 4 years. Just didn't bother with mobile. But now that ads are getting longer I'm going to have to get another UA-cam app
+adybli36 I know of an adblocker specifically for youtube on Android, but you need to be rooted and have Xposed installer. It's called 'youtube adaway'.
Adblock + UA-cam Red.
+adybli36 you can skip mobile ads by pausing and playing the video before it starts, you gotta do it fast though, works everytime for me
"dont doubt yourself. doubt everyone else." thats deep Dom
Good fucking morning! Right babe?
+Si Jun Yep
It's the fucking best possible scenario
No.....just no
right babe.
Much love from North Korea! Keep up the good work!
I wonder if anyone is going to watch this video in 2030
I am. BTW Trump won 2020. And we're now in a post-scarcity civilization. Things are pretty sweet. All the Jews sprouted gills in 2026 and are now living in Atlantis. Turns out; they were the problem all along.
This dude plays his character so good.
" yeah I play ball" "Dbol" 😂😂😂😂 died at that part! Lol
Dude. I barely started following you last month. You've had some gains since.
best audible commercial I've seen haha
Back at it again
Brofessor Dom for president 2020!
LMAO the Bradley Martin burns are hilarious! Keep em up Tornabene!
The pronunciation of people's usernames by you is always the funniest part of these videos. Make more! You should also do another street workout video like that one with Kali Muscle
Right when I was about to go to the gym, perfect timing :D
2 videos within a week??? What is this madness!!!!! Did your preworkout kick over into video making? It's lit!
+Justin Wiggins This guys a fucking joke and a disgrace to fitness, how could you possibly be excited for his videos?? fucking bullshit.
I think his videos are hilarious man imo. And obviously I was exaggerating my excitement for satirical purposes. Calm down man haha XD
I am not gonna calm down I worked my ass off to become a CPT. I own my very own youtube channel now and take it very seriously. I deserve 1,000,000 views not this joke
love how he references rap all the time with the pics
best one in a while!
New broscience vid and DBZA vid in the same day? Praise the lord!!!!
so many truths spoken in this vid
"dont ever doubt yourself again bro.....just doubt everyone else ."
there's gotta be an improvement comedy club with a squat rack and bar bell in, Dom could stand there and do curls and tell jokes. maybe they could serve Gnarpump and tequila .
oops, improv...
I like the good solid advice.
your head just keeps getting smaller and smaller. keep it up dude
😂😂😂😂 I just died!!! Love him seriously!!! Wish you had a tv show! National 😄😄 best vids ever
"this whole thing reaffirms my hypothesis, my working theory that hitting legs is the exacto same thing as getting fucked in the butt"... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I literally died with that
Finally a new vid!
Didn't think that squat plug thing was true, but it is!!! Omg!!!!!
Haha that Tesla bit was spot on ! :D
"yeah I ball...D-Bol" 😂😂😂
'I play ball (MJ image pops), D-Ball (Dom face and the compound as ball) bruh that shit got me laughing all day
Pure gold as always
Another Casting Couch reference XD Brilliant.
SpaceX - ecstasy for astronauts :D Brilliant!
lmao at The Boys In The Boat. ive personally read the book and thats a perfect summary
this dude needs his own tv show