100 NEW JOKES - Not for Kids (#10)

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  • @IamKowalski
    @IamKowalski 3 роки тому +277

    Kids who actually clicked on the video like this conment
    (Edit why do you guys keep telling your age? Do you not know how to stay safe online?)

  • @silverboy12u62
    @silverboy12u62 3 роки тому +920

    Yall remember when the small mom had a special interaction with legos😂
    i bet all yall liked her lil dance too

  • @darwinco2287
    @darwinco2287 Рік тому +12

    The way she said” get in the freaking car” IM IN LOVE😍😍

  • @GokuBlacksupersaiyan
    @GokuBlacksupersaiyan Рік тому +11

    2:16 was the funniest 1🤣

  • @floof4276
    @floof4276 4 роки тому +13893

    You putting “not for kids” in the title is going to attract more children 😂
    yo stop commenting your age…

  • @kingslayer9676
    @kingslayer9676 4 роки тому +668

    Kids: * browsing web *
    Kids: * sees title *
    Kids: *o ye*

  • @jungkim3922
    @jungkim3922 Рік тому +42

    The thumbnail got me dying 😂💀

  • @Fritzy_
    @Fritzy_ Рік тому +6

    We all watched this as a kid

  • @sudrianrailwaystudios676
    @sudrianrailwaystudios676 4 роки тому +907

    Title: “Not for Kids”
    Kids: “We do what we want!”
    Parents: “Read what the title said!”

    • @chadalysdad4138
      @chadalysdad4138 4 роки тому +19

      Kid:ITS A FREE COUNTRY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT BISH

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 4 роки тому +4

      Alyscia Lindsey “yeah MOM”

    • @YaLiLKinG
      @YaLiLKinG 4 роки тому +3

      Alyscia Lindsey exactly MOM YOU DONT TELL ME TO LISTEN TO A DAMN TITLE XD

    • @CaptainCornflakess
      @CaptainCornflakess 4 роки тому +3

      i dont have parents

    • @-dw
      @-dw 4 роки тому +2

      i feel like you're a liitle kid too lmao-

  • @echodalizard
    @echodalizard 4 роки тому +719

    Title: Not for kids
    Kids: Imma bout' to end this man's whole career.

    • @ame8775
      @ame8775 4 роки тому +4

      yeah

    • @Phoenix_316
      @Phoenix_316 4 роки тому +3

      Echo Creeper same😂

    • @farhangamer1396
      @farhangamer1396 4 роки тому +3

      Im a kid

    • @Siero_00
      @Siero_00 4 роки тому +1

      And when the kids see its for kidz they will be like NOOOOOOOOO COME ON HE TRICKED ME

    • @UNDIEGOBLE
      @UNDIEGOBLE 4 роки тому

      Yo mama so so so HOT she burned the sun and STORM⚡️

  • @Metal_Bending_Dictator
    @Metal_Bending_Dictator Рік тому +11

    The one with "your mama is so evil, when she takes you to a strip club, she made you strip your clothes off." was just wow, I was like, 'How is that a bad thing? XD'

  • @user-gt3qz4io1p
    @user-gt3qz4io1p 24 дні тому +48

    Team only kids 👇

  • @SDFBLACKOP2026CJW
    @SDFBLACKOP2026CJW 4 роки тому +138

    3:53: If you are fast enough, you can see the strong Mama.

  • @TheEndDimension
    @TheEndDimension 4 роки тому +83

    6:59 Top 10 Saddest Anime Death Scenes

  • @noobslayerda2nd
    @noobslayerda2nd Рік тому +5

    17:49
    Therapist: Snoop puppy isn't real he can't hurt you
    Snoop puppy:

  • @ezraallen7525
    @ezraallen7525 9 місяців тому +7

    3:53 pause right here at the right time at 0.25x speed, you can see an image of the strong mama flash up briefly as the short mama makes the slap.

  • @pat8tochild583
    @pat8tochild583 4 роки тому +570

    Video: Says the world "Hell"
    *NOT FOR KIDS*

  • @default4107
    @default4107 3 роки тому +363

    kid: mom, I need my private space
    mom: you came out of my private space

  • @Kamy3233
    @Kamy3233 Рік тому +2

    "Jokes not for kids* my little cousins are watching my phone without seeing the desecrpition

  • @KristinRidings-st1yn
    @KristinRidings-st1yn Рік тому +5

    Why did I catch my 3 yrs old cousin watching this 😂😂

  • @HeirToSparda
    @HeirToSparda 3 роки тому +685

    Title: not for kids
    Kids : now this looks like a job for me.

  • @charalinedreemurr2953
    @charalinedreemurr2953 4 роки тому +93

    *Cough* the slime girl is actually kinda cute. *cough*

  • @Mrfrostbeast64
    @Mrfrostbeast64 10 місяців тому +1

    1:10 blud has fire resistance

  • @lisaharris5360
    @lisaharris5360 11 місяців тому +2

    I love how he says care instead of car😂😂😂

  • @alana2773
    @alana2773 4 роки тому +567

    Title: not for kids
    Also the jokes: your mum is so rich she cries diamonds

    • @Exempty
      @Exempty 4 роки тому +3

      Ok

    • @bennettoneill203
      @bennettoneill203 4 роки тому +4

      That’s fair
      That’s also what I was thinking throughout the entire video.

    • @rainbowwolfyt7476
      @rainbowwolfyt7476 4 роки тому +4

      Ok how stupid is this how is that supposed to not be innapropriate

    • @cindyduran4316
      @cindyduran4316 4 роки тому +2

      Btw crying diamonds is a real thing

    • @4eyedprincess
      @4eyedprincess 4 роки тому +1

      CINDY DURAN your a kid aren’t you

  • @mika_wuff4711
    @mika_wuff4711 4 роки тому +25

    WHY DOES THE SMART MAMA LOOK SO ADORABLE?!?!

  • @johnarvinsalvacion5553
    @johnarvinsalvacion5553 22 дні тому +1

    19:44 bro's scream made my chest hurts coz of laughing😂😂

  • @justin-alexander
    @justin-alexander 12 днів тому

    29:40 "yo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind" actually got me laughing

  • @GodlyDinosaur
    @GodlyDinosaur 3 роки тому +41

    yo brody so SMART
    He puts in [not for kids] to get more kids attached!!

  • @kieclc1403
    @kieclc1403 4 роки тому +177

    99% of the comments: nOt FoR kIdS
    Me: **cLiCkS**
    1% of the comments: yo mama jokes

  • @Omori786
    @Omori786 Рік тому +5

    3:53 My favorite part.

    • @Hello_13689
      @Hello_13689 6 місяців тому

      What the fuck got me dying😂😂

  • @BabyLongLegsAnims
    @BabyLongLegsAnims Рік тому +1

    8:25 my funny favourite part lol 😂

  • @wolfygamez7905
    @wolfygamez7905 4 роки тому +130

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Police: Mah care!!

  • @Akizuoo
    @Akizuoo 4 роки тому +90

    YO MAMA SO RICH
    "The cashier COULDN'T AFFORD THE CHANGE."

    • @bfbleafy
      @bfbleafy 4 роки тому +2

      UNDERRATED!

    • @bfbleafy
      @bfbleafy 4 роки тому +1

      @@ferro_drip189 Yes it does. Let's say the rich mama paid a million dollars and wanted change. They couldn't afford to give it back to her since the joke is she's richer than a store chain which probably has billions, and billions of dollars, sorry if i sound like a boomer explaining this buuut... You seemed confused 😅

    • @kristyloftis1853
      @kristyloftis1853 4 роки тому +1

      Your so dum

    • @kristyloftis1853
      @kristyloftis1853 4 роки тому +1

      Aesthetic Potato your money so fat she thot a bus was a twinke

    • @kristyloftis1853
      @kristyloftis1853 4 роки тому +1

      Mome

  • @Coraline428
    @Coraline428 Рік тому +3

    Who else is watching this 3 years later

  • @keirusachikawa2934
    @keirusachikawa2934 Рік тому +2

    19:39 where he starts singing daniel tiger's theme song--

  • @BezieAnims
    @BezieAnims 4 роки тому +232

    Ttile: Not for kids
    Kids: I'm going to do something called a pro gamer move

  • @thegodofchickens892
    @thegodofchickens892 4 роки тому +313

    *”Puts make up on her forehead, to make-up her brain!”*
    Me: but she doesn’t have a brain...

  • @Kaylaplays38
    @Kaylaplays38 Рік тому

    I love this part!

  • @Ollielooksugly
    @Ollielooksugly Рік тому +1

    Brodie: “who the hell is screaming?”
    Ugly momma: ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
    Brodie: *AAA* (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

  • @bobi_lopataru
    @bobi_lopataru 3 роки тому +264

    "not for kids"
    Kids: *_That sign can't stop me because I can't read_*

  • @seanhartdeausen3594
    @seanhartdeausen3594 Рік тому +1

    2:10 this is hilariously funny what the heck🤣

  • @GreenRodri
    @GreenRodri 2 місяці тому

    The way the cop says to santa " Get her jolly ass in the car" at 56:11 is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GreenRodri
      @GreenRodri 2 місяці тому

      Mistake it is 56:10

  • @nshdhe
    @nshdhe 4 роки тому +86

    Girl: I like bad boys
    Kid: Once I watched a video that said not for kids
    Girl: 🤤👌
    Edit: holy crap 84 likes? Thank u so much :D

  • @Aidan-123
    @Aidan-123 3 роки тому +1309

    I remember these jokes were a lot funnier when I was younger.

  • @axmaz_lazy
    @axmaz_lazy Рік тому +16

    This always just makes me wanna watch still, your artstyle was somehow so good in the 2016, how man, and fact is that you somehow keep your artstyle going, smart way to use body parts instead of animating em manualy, for efficiency, voicing is the longest in short terms. i used to watch your ridiciouless jokes since i was 10.

  • @juliawenner9795
    @juliawenner9795 Рік тому +2

    Why does he sound like that one guy who plays joe Swanson from family guy?

  • @auntum4562
    @auntum4562 2 роки тому +341

    Being a kid makes this 10000x more funnier

  • @doge896
    @doge896 4 роки тому +252

    Title: 100 jokes not for kids
    Kids: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

  • @user-pu4sh4us8u
    @user-pu4sh4us8u 6 місяців тому +1

    Idea yo mama so old that albert Einstien was HER FRIEND!

  • @official_error-
    @official_error- 23 дні тому

    Others: “my childhood is (enter random ytber”
    Me: “MY CHILDHOOD IS “YO MAMA””

  • @froggy3610
    @froggy3610 4 роки тому +200

    "Here's a joke"
    What has two butts and kill people
    Assassin
    Laugh damn it

    • @alexquertz2999
      @alexquertz2999 4 роки тому +3

      I sure did 😂😂😂

    • @lloydwilliams6029
      @lloydwilliams6029 4 роки тому +1

      Ya haha very funny ok ok i really do wanna 😹😹😹😹

    • @lecrow1541
      @lecrow1541 4 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Liam-mf4fl
      @Liam-mf4fl 4 роки тому +1

      lmfao

    • @themashorefam994
      @themashorefam994 4 роки тому

      Lol that was funny

  • @SherwaniSGCE
    @SherwaniSGCE 4 роки тому +386

    Yo mama so hot, when Nappa asked what her body temperature was, Vegeta said: "It's over 9000!!!!"

  • @L1lW0rkshxp
    @L1lW0rkshxp 24 дні тому

    0:39 My reaction: Y'all got an escalator?

  • @pinkypupcoreshorts5563
    @pinkypupcoreshorts5563 Рік тому +1

    10:50 why she lip bite 😂

  • @glitchedsniper7192
    @glitchedsniper7192 3 роки тому +18

    1:38 karens be like at walmart

  • @linomartinez2541
    @linomartinez2541 3 роки тому +92

    4:39 *sighs* pulls out lotion

    • @romanthecobraguy
      @romanthecobraguy 3 роки тому +1

      💀😂

    • @JuicyCRL
      @JuicyCRL 3 роки тому +3

      what about
      16:45

    • @menace2388
      @menace2388 3 роки тому +1

      Dont forget 9:11 peeps

    • @watxhy
      @watxhy 3 роки тому +1

      Hello 3 month old

    • @anjab3195
      @anjab3195 3 роки тому +1

      Xxseanxx The gamer goat omg the 911 Just describes everything 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @amillionstallings7279
    @amillionstallings7279 Рік тому +2

    I told myself I will never watch this again and that’s why

  • @yeosiewhong8929
    @yeosiewhong8929 Рік тому +1

    Chunky in the art style looks handsome

  • @bfbleafy
    @bfbleafy 4 роки тому +419

    title: not for kids
    kids: That's an open invitation if I ever saw one.
    Edit: WEW I'VE NEVER HAD MORE THAN 10 LIKES TYSM 😂
    Edit 2: OMG NEARLY 300 LIKES I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!! TY ALL

    • @Lui1014O
      @Lui1014O 4 роки тому +1

      Iarecat AJ look, Lily berg is a kid lol.!

    • @banmba
      @banmba 4 роки тому +1

      Iarecat AJ True tho

    • @varmintt
      @varmintt 4 роки тому +1

      Heyo! I barely see any aj players anymore wanna be friends on aj btw you know gellyjones? :o

    • @bfbleafy
      @bfbleafy 4 роки тому +1

      @@varmintt sure and ofc!

    • @kingslayer9676
      @kingslayer9676 4 роки тому

      On Lizzo Truth Hurts I have a comment with like 3K likes. You can even look.

  • @user-qe5vf5pj2x
    @user-qe5vf5pj2x 4 роки тому +142

    9:21 this channel has just reached another level

  • @itzcrazyl9421
    @itzcrazyl9421 Рік тому

    WOOHOO CHILDREN, PEOPLE ARE YALL READY!?!?
    READYYYYYY.....STAR SCOUT!!!

  • @Seller.X
    @Seller.X Рік тому +1

    Lol I like how they added Rick and coral for the zombie one lol

  • @reignitedgamer8929
    @reignitedgamer8929 4 роки тому +23

    Yo Mama So Quick, She Clicked On The Video Before It Appeared!

  • @chand4666
    @chand4666 4 роки тому +80

    Not for ki-
    Me: *clicks instantly *

  • @YoGurl_Nicole
    @YoGurl_Nicole Рік тому +6

    me: *sees the not for kids Singh*
    me:~oooohhhh~ not for kids Singh!
    me:naaaaaaaah I’m like 7-6 this is for me
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kadrobs
    @kadrobs 11 місяців тому

    Bro changed to the robber 😂 2:06

  • @poppytree1909
    @poppytree1909 4 роки тому +222

    Nobody:
    Kids: *clicks this video*

  • @youraverageskinnylegend9512
    @youraverageskinnylegend9512 4 роки тому +71

    2:48 Eeeeew! The moment I saw Brody without a hair was the moment I realised that I need some serious THERAPY!

  • @user-rt9be4kq7z
    @user-rt9be4kq7z День тому

    Yo mama so rich anything she touches in Minecraft turns into netherite

  • @rebeccashaw8368
    @rebeccashaw8368 Рік тому

    I'm just a kid and I love these videos

  • @speedythehedgehog2005
    @speedythehedgehog2005 4 роки тому +28

    22:41 when your girlfriend leave you to die in the fire

  • @phillipjordanikezawa7617
    @phillipjordanikezawa7617 3 роки тому +179

    *Yo Mama So Smart.*
    *When The Zombie Ate Her Brain The Zombie Became Einstein!*

  • @Ur.Daily.OwO.Cat_
    @Ur.Daily.OwO.Cat_ 9 місяців тому

    It’s hard to make me laugh but you made me laugh😂😊

  • @Vexle145
    @Vexle145 Рік тому

    “ NOT MY CAAAAÆEERRR!!! “
    Lmao

  • @Adampazaz
    @Adampazaz 4 роки тому +192

    This is hilarious because there’s like 1000000 11 year olds hear thinking their bad when the video is totally kid friendly

    • @planktonishere4014
      @planktonishere4014 4 роки тому +7

      Are you sure baking cookies off your ass is kid freindly.

    • @mcnugget782
      @mcnugget782 4 роки тому +4

      Gabrielle Resby dude naw, just naw

    • @xylem3072
      @xylem3072 4 роки тому +7

      @@gabbygabby1825 if you're being for real. you need to give it a break . 10 years old? you should like go *outside* or watch some nursery rhymes or play fortnite. I'm not stopping you. but thats kinda fucked up. Anyway...

    • @gabbygabby1825
      @gabbygabby1825 4 роки тому +3

      Blaze_Ballistic You are acting like you have never done that.

    • @xylem3072
      @xylem3072 4 роки тому +7

      Here ill give you multiple reasons to why this ISNT entirely kid friendly . How about some timestamps?
      4:35 (strippers are kid friendly?)
      9:01 (like another replier said)
      11:15 (the imagery)
      15:19 (still strippers)
      16:41 (i think breast milk appeals to children, but im not letting it pass)
      18:51 (just look at that)
      21:50 (vodka sfkjahdsfhadfkjh communism dsfkjhasdfkjh very funny 23459872345987 not for 5 year olds)
      22:21 (the last stripper joke i'm counting)
      24:21 (chunky is scary to 7 year old)
      25:40 (boom goes the innocence)
      i'm done now, gosh i feel like a boomer. i did not need to comment that

  • @miiilkshamke7171
    @miiilkshamke7171 3 роки тому +88

    *Not for kids*
    Kids: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

  • @Cashier169
    @Cashier169 Рік тому +1

    Yo mama so smart, that she found out all the answers to the world problems and to the universe.

  • @sologamer1415
    @sologamer1415 Рік тому

    1:11: when you walk on lava with fire resistance

  • @phebeshahan8565
    @phebeshahan8565 4 роки тому +72

    Vid: " NOT for kidz "
    Kidz: * watches *

    • @tangoo2921
      @tangoo2921 4 роки тому +1

      THATS RIGHT IM 7 YEARS OLD😀😁✋👊

    • @sangmild387
      @sangmild387 4 роки тому +1

      Elaine Ariesta r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @dreamyztech818
      @dreamyztech818 4 роки тому

      @@tangoo2921 ME TOO IM 7 YEARS TOO 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

    • @dreamyztech818
      @dreamyztech818 4 роки тому

      @@tangoo2921 ME TOO IM 7 YEARS TOO 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

    • @wowzart
      @wowzart 4 роки тому

      Marple Leaf I’m 11

  • @wanderingastrophile
    @wanderingastrophile 4 роки тому +25

    *" Afficer "*
    *" Get in thuh care "*

  • @nevaehapuwai4477
    @nevaehapuwai4477 11 місяців тому

    "NoOoOo Me CeRrrRRrrrRRRRrRR" bruh nobody cares about yo cer COP that also made me laugh a lot 🤣🤣

  • @x123raven6
    @x123raven6 3 місяці тому

    Yo mama so strong,she was the one who made the walls in attack on Titan,even the armored Titan couldnt break the walls

  • @renandsimplygang9579
    @renandsimplygang9579 3 роки тому +29

    I’m so glad yo mama exists if it didn’t I would be the one kid who’s Mama got roasted

    • @karinasantacruz220
      @karinasantacruz220 3 роки тому +1

      Yo mama so stupid she thought a serial killer killed her serial

    • @HeirToSparda
      @HeirToSparda 3 роки тому

      @@karinasantacruz220 dude. Just make your own comment with the joke on it.

  • @joshuadana6119
    @joshuadana6119 3 роки тому +24

    8:45 the carrot’s scream sounded like Courage the cowardly dog!

  • @Phintem1
    @Phintem1 4 місяці тому

    7:09
    Yo mama so rich, she wipes her tears with money! 😭 💴

  • @aniyahfields-jt1zq
    @aniyahfields-jt1zq 10 днів тому

    the hot air balloon i laughed so hard at the face i fell off my bed

  • @fruitestergoo5249
    @fruitestergoo5249 4 роки тому +54

    Yo mama so *rich*
    When she dies... She don't because she bought another life

    • @iamcheese7539
      @iamcheese7539 4 роки тому +1

      you mean bought?

    • @fruitestergoo5249
      @fruitestergoo5249 4 роки тому

      @@iamcheese7539 Yes, sorry I will edit it
      Sorry (• ▽ • ٥)

    • @jaymexa8939
      @jaymexa8939 4 роки тому +1

      Ester Vician
      Clever, considering they say lives are priceless. Nice!

    • @ttv_dounutbully1897
      @ttv_dounutbully1897 4 роки тому

      @@fruitestergoo5249 yeet I'm a Chucky boi

    • @dame9187
      @dame9187 4 роки тому

      Lol press x to respawn

  • @The1andonlyObama
    @The1andonlyObama 4 роки тому +28

    9:10 Kids: I'ma pause this for a while.

  • @Vectormous
    @Vectormous Місяць тому

    27:37 the bank teller must be Drunk Daddy when he's sober and actually at work. Because the guy has the same shirt, same voice and same face

  • @adammcallister940
    @adammcallister940 13 днів тому

    6:29 mY bEauTifUL CæR!! 😭

  • @BuCyt
    @BuCyt 3 роки тому +324

    Is it just me or has the animation gotten better over the years

  • @cthulucraft4703
    @cthulucraft4703 3 роки тому +175

    Title: Not For Kids
    Children: I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that

  • @Cameramendomination
    @Cameramendomination Рік тому

    When the jigsaw one came up, once the strict mother slapped his head I saw yo mama so strong in full rage mode or is that just me?

  • @Kaylaplays38
    @Kaylaplays38 Рік тому

    This is so funny!

  • @morganaaq1868
    @morganaaq1868 4 роки тому +37

    “Stair to heaven” what about disabled people?

    • @potentialpencil749
      @potentialpencil749 4 роки тому

      @Seraphi Grimaldi nah they get to say yeeyus cleetus to the wheelchair

    • @strangekomodo7
      @strangekomodo7 4 роки тому

      Don’t worry they take them out of their wheelchairs and punt them up halfway and let them crawl up the rest of the way

    • @Unfrtunte_Crcumstnc_
      @Unfrtunte_Crcumstnc_ 4 роки тому

      They go to hell. Oh well!😊😊

    • @TheBoss-ft7eg
      @TheBoss-ft7eg 4 роки тому

      Escalators

  • @thegoldfishking7954
    @thegoldfishking7954 4 роки тому +74

    Yo mama so rich her first pet was a goldfish

  • @suzeh152
    @suzeh152 Рік тому

    I love the short one.

  • @ThatCarrotDude
    @ThatCarrotDude 3 роки тому +15

    Now I get it why this isn't for kids 9:21

  • @stageactstudios
    @stageactstudios 4 роки тому +255

    I like how the lazy mamma is just laying on literally magma like it a carpet floor