100 NEW JOKES - Not for Kids (#10)
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- Опубліковано 21 лют 2020
- 100 NEW Yo Mama Jokes #9
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Kids who actually clicked on the video like this conment
(Edit why do you guys keep telling your age? Do you not know how to stay safe online?)
hahahahahah
child.'
*comment*
lol I’m revisiting this after a looong time.. wow
Bro has a stack
Yall remember when the small mom had a special interaction with legos😂
i bet all yall liked her lil dance too
Y e s
*washes brain with bleach*
Y e s
Y e s
i never saw it
Then she died on the toiley
The way she said” get in the freaking car” IM IN LOVE😍😍
2:16 was the funniest 1🤣
You putting “not for kids” in the title is going to attract more children 😂
yo stop commenting your age…
Chunk McFloofers exactly
He prolly knows
He he
Ima kid
I kid lol
Kids: * browsing web *
Kids: * sees title *
Kids: *o ye*
it's show time baby
KingSlayer96 true
Yea
*o ye*
KingSlayer96 dat me
The thumbnail got me dying 😂💀
AND IT KINDA SUS
Lol
@@AhmadNakouzikinda?
We all watched this as a kid
Ya
Title: “Not for Kids”
Kids: “We do what we want!”
Parents: “Read what the title said!”
Kid:ITS A FREE COUNTRY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT BISH
Alyscia Lindsey “yeah MOM”
Alyscia Lindsey exactly MOM YOU DONT TELL ME TO LISTEN TO A DAMN TITLE XD
i dont have parents
i feel like you're a liitle kid too lmao-
Title: Not for kids
Kids: Imma bout' to end this man's whole career.
yeah
Echo Creeper same😂
Im a kid
And when the kids see its for kidz they will be like NOOOOOOOOO COME ON HE TRICKED ME
Yo mama so so so HOT she burned the sun and STORM⚡️
The one with "your mama is so evil, when she takes you to a strip club, she made you strip your clothes off." was just wow, I was like, 'How is that a bad thing? XD'
Team only kids 👇
Hi😊
I’m a kid
Hello
Me to
Me
3:53: If you are fast enough, you can see the strong Mama.
Yeah
Y?
She’s holding a cement block
Yeah
Play back speed 0.25x
6:59 Top 10 Saddest Anime Death Scenes
Wow, so funny, ha ha ha.... 😐
Xd
@@Iionkit. r/wooosh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
D37u2e bruh what’s wrong with playing Roblox u mad bro
17:49
Therapist: Snoop puppy isn't real he can't hurt you
Snoop puppy:
3:53 pause right here at the right time at 0.25x speed, you can see an image of the strong mama flash up briefly as the short mama makes the slap.
fr tho
Wtf I saw it
I also saw it at normal speed
վօմ ʍҽɑղ Եհҽ ɑՏ ϲӀɑԹ
Video: Says the world "Hell"
*NOT FOR KIDS*
@Expired he didn't know
And has bad words in it
Hello me kid :3😀
ಠ_ಠ I'm scared This
himani shows yep your in the kid gang now lol
kid: mom, I need my private space
mom: you came out of my private space
Lmao wtf this deserve more likes
Lol I know
You had a disturbing childhood
Lmao
I didn’t
"Jokes not for kids* my little cousins are watching my phone without seeing the desecrpition
Why did I catch my 3 yrs old cousin watching this 😂😂
Title: not for kids
Kids : now this looks like a job for me.
NerderinoChieferino xd
NerderinoChieferino so
Logan Johnson same
NerderinoChieferino lol
NerderinoChieferino ima kid and im watching this
*Cough* the slime girl is actually kinda cute. *cough*
IKR hehe
Yes that is so true
Ten out of ten will screw
Yeah
I thought I was alone...
1:10 blud has fire resistance
I love how he says care instead of car😂😂😂
Title: not for kids
Also the jokes: your mum is so rich she cries diamonds
Ok
That’s fair
That’s also what I was thinking throughout the entire video.
Ok how stupid is this how is that supposed to not be innapropriate
Btw crying diamonds is a real thing
CINDY DURAN your a kid aren’t you
WHY DOES THE SMART MAMA LOOK SO ADORABLE?!?!
Yea
Yo where
Now I'm lesbian and simpin for a fictional character💀💀💀
19:44 bro's scream made my chest hurts coz of laughing😂😂
29:40 "yo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind" actually got me laughing
yo brody so SMART
He puts in [not for kids] to get more kids attached!!
Lol
BIG BRAIN JOKE
99% of the comments: nOt FoR kIdS
Me: **cLiCkS**
1% of the comments: yo mama jokes
*cLiCkS*
**cLiCkS**
yeah, finnaly, about time.
Clicks
3:53 My favorite part.
What the fuck got me dying😂😂
8:25 my funny favourite part lol 😂
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Police: Mah care!!
My*
Car*
@@mitty9109 Yes but he pronounce his car as care
@@wolfygamez7905 your so right
GET IT THE DAMN CARE!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO RICH
"The cashier COULDN'T AFFORD THE CHANGE."
UNDERRATED!
@@ferro_drip189 Yes it does. Let's say the rich mama paid a million dollars and wanted change. They couldn't afford to give it back to her since the joke is she's richer than a store chain which probably has billions, and billions of dollars, sorry if i sound like a boomer explaining this buuut... You seemed confused 😅
Your so dum
Aesthetic Potato your money so fat she thot a bus was a twinke
Mome
Who else is watching this 3 years later
19:39 where he starts singing daniel tiger's theme song--
I know right 😂
Ttile: Not for kids
Kids: I'm going to do something called a pro gamer move
But this little manover will take us over 51 years
Lol
That’s me
Lamo
Omg...Omg he on X Games mode
*”Puts make up on her forehead, to make-up her brain!”*
Me: but she doesn’t have a brain...
Kyleson Yip thats the joke
She makes up her brain. Get it
Smooth Brain Time (Noice Meme)
I love this part!
Brodie: “who the hell is screaming?”
Ugly momma: ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
Brodie: *AAA* (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
"not for kids"
Kids: *_That sign can't stop me because I can't read_*
That's from the boys right
i am kid
But am 8
U watch mully don't you???
Is that from theodd1sout?
2:10 this is hilariously funny what the heck🤣
The way the cop says to santa " Get her jolly ass in the car" at 56:11 is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mistake it is 56:10
Girl: I like bad boys
Kid: Once I watched a video that said not for kids
Girl: 🤤👌
Edit: holy crap 84 likes? Thank u so much :D
Fat Boi yas Queen (good one)
Fat Boi I am that kind of kid
He got android
Chrissyxclown who me?
Cuz no I don’t lol
I remember these jokes were a lot funnier when I was younger.
ur mom gay
Fr
Agree
They never wad
And I remember when you were actually cool oh wait you never were
This always just makes me wanna watch still, your artstyle was somehow so good in the 2016, how man, and fact is that you somehow keep your artstyle going, smart way to use body parts instead of animating em manualy, for efficiency, voicing is the longest in short terms. i used to watch your ridiciouless jokes since i was 10.
Why does he sound like that one guy who plays joe Swanson from family guy?
Being a kid makes this 10000x more funnier
Uh-
Yes haha
So troo
Yuuuuuuuup 🤣
Ikr
Title: 100 jokes not for kids
Kids: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Peashooter PvZ I like your profile picture
Yep and I like it
@@husqvarnarider2184 r/youngpeopleyoutube
Yup that's me XD
@Jhoana XOX im 9
Idea yo mama so old that albert Einstien was HER FRIEND!
Others: “my childhood is (enter random ytber”
Me: “MY CHILDHOOD IS “YO MAMA””
"Here's a joke"
What has two butts and kill people
Assassin
Laugh damn it
I sure did 😂😂😂
Ya haha very funny ok ok i really do wanna 😹😹😹😹
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao
Lol that was funny
Yo mama so hot, when Nappa asked what her body temperature was, Vegeta said: "It's over 9000!!!!"
What 9000 that can't be right
Stolen comment
that meme is as dead as you will be in the next ten seconds, kid.
YESSS
Nu it’s her hotness is over 90000
0:39 My reaction: Y'all got an escalator?
10:50 why she lip bite 😂
1:38 karens be like at walmart
4:39 *sighs* pulls out lotion
💀😂
what about
16:45
Dont forget 9:11 peeps
Hello 3 month old
Xxseanxx The gamer goat omg the 911 Just describes everything 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I told myself I will never watch this again and that’s why
Chunky in the art style looks handsome
Chucky
title: not for kids
kids: That's an open invitation if I ever saw one.
Edit: WEW I'VE NEVER HAD MORE THAN 10 LIKES TYSM 😂
Edit 2: OMG NEARLY 300 LIKES I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!! TY ALL
Iarecat AJ look, Lily berg is a kid lol.!
Iarecat AJ True tho
Heyo! I barely see any aj players anymore wanna be friends on aj btw you know gellyjones? :o
@@varmintt sure and ofc!
On Lizzo Truth Hurts I have a comment with like 3K likes. You can even look.
9:21 this channel has just reached another level
But what about her ass
Yeah
Dayum she thicc
There is reason to cry if someone beats you to it
@Katie Vito nope
WOOHOO CHILDREN, PEOPLE ARE YALL READY!?!?
READYYYYYY.....STAR SCOUT!!!
Lol I like how they added Rick and coral for the zombie one lol
Yo Mama So Quick, She Clicked On The Video Before It Appeared!
Not for ki-
Me: *clicks instantly *
me: *sees the not for kids Singh*
me:~oooohhhh~ not for kids Singh!
me:naaaaaaaah I’m like 7-6 this is for me
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah leave!
Bro changed to the robber 😂 2:06
Nobody:
Kids: *clicks this video*
I’m a 7 year old boy
a.k.a me
I like ur Chanel dude
Abbas Bros why thank you good sir
You caught me red handed...
2:48 Eeeeew! The moment I saw Brody without a hair was the moment I realised that I need some serious THERAPY!
His not he has short hair
MR CLEAN
Is Brody secretly BALDI??
Yo mama so rich anything she touches in Minecraft turns into netherite
I'm just a kid and I love these videos
22:41 when your girlfriend leave you to die in the fire
Yeah you're not supposed to be here
*Yo Mama So Smart.*
*When The Zombie Ate Her Brain The Zombie Became Einstein!*
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s not that funny
Haha ur really funny man hahahahahahaha...
Became fatass
damn that was a shit joke
It’s hard to make me laugh but you made me laugh😂😊
“ NOT MY CAAAAÆEERRR!!! “
Lmao
This is hilarious because there’s like 1000000 11 year olds hear thinking their bad when the video is totally kid friendly
Are you sure baking cookies off your ass is kid freindly.
Gabrielle Resby dude naw, just naw
@@gabbygabby1825 if you're being for real. you need to give it a break . 10 years old? you should like go *outside* or watch some nursery rhymes or play fortnite. I'm not stopping you. but thats kinda fucked up. Anyway...
Blaze_Ballistic You are acting like you have never done that.
Here ill give you multiple reasons to why this ISNT entirely kid friendly . How about some timestamps?
4:35 (strippers are kid friendly?)
9:01 (like another replier said)
11:15 (the imagery)
15:19 (still strippers)
16:41 (i think breast milk appeals to children, but im not letting it pass)
18:51 (just look at that)
21:50 (vodka sfkjahdsfhadfkjh communism dsfkjhasdfkjh very funny 23459872345987 not for 5 year olds)
22:21 (the last stripper joke i'm counting)
24:21 (chunky is scary to 7 year old)
25:40 (boom goes the innocence)
i'm done now, gosh i feel like a boomer. i did not need to comment that
*Not for kids*
Kids: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Agree
69 likes :o
agree
Yo mama so smart, that she found out all the answers to the world problems and to the universe.
1:11: when you walk on lava with fire resistance
Vid: " NOT for kidz "
Kidz: * watches *
THATS RIGHT IM 7 YEARS OLD😀😁✋👊
Elaine Ariesta r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@tangoo2921 ME TOO IM 7 YEARS TOO 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
@@tangoo2921 ME TOO IM 7 YEARS TOO 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Marple Leaf I’m 11
*" Afficer "*
*" Get in thuh care "*
Currr
"NoOoOo Me CeRrrRRrrrRRRRrRR" bruh nobody cares about yo cer COP that also made me laugh a lot 🤣🤣
Yo mama so strong,she was the one who made the walls in attack on Titan,even the armored Titan couldnt break the walls
I’m so glad yo mama exists if it didn’t I would be the one kid who’s Mama got roasted
Yo mama so stupid she thought a serial killer killed her serial
@@karinasantacruz220 dude. Just make your own comment with the joke on it.
8:45 the carrot’s scream sounded like Courage the cowardly dog!
No
@@gayboy2532 Y E S
7:09
Yo mama so rich, she wipes her tears with money! 😭 💴
the hot air balloon i laughed so hard at the face i fell off my bed
Yo mama so *rich*
When she dies... She don't because she bought another life
you mean bought?
@@iamcheese7539 Yes, sorry I will edit it
Sorry (• ▽ • ٥)
Ester Vician
Clever, considering they say lives are priceless. Nice!
@@fruitestergoo5249 yeet I'm a Chucky boi
Lol press x to respawn
9:10 Kids: I'ma pause this for a while.
Oof
XD
4:04 adding my mark
9:22
YESSS
27:37 the bank teller must be Drunk Daddy when he's sober and actually at work. Because the guy has the same shirt, same voice and same face
6:29 mY bEauTifUL CæR!! 😭
Is it just me or has the animation gotten better over the years
Of course
Yes for sure 👌
Banana 🍌
I watched this at like 7 and I was ROFLing so much since it was so amazing
Perhaps
Title: Not For Kids
Children: I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that
I said that too cause im 12 LOL
CameronPlaysandreacts And more im 8!
I'm 8 too
EmmaRose Salazar oof
@@cammcxd7094 *s a m e*
When the jigsaw one came up, once the strict mother slapped his head I saw yo mama so strong in full rage mode or is that just me?
This is so funny!
“Stair to heaven” what about disabled people?
@Seraphi Grimaldi nah they get to say yeeyus cleetus to the wheelchair
Don’t worry they take them out of their wheelchairs and punt them up halfway and let them crawl up the rest of the way
They go to hell. Oh well!😊😊
Escalators
Yo mama so rich her first pet was a goldfish
🔹Diamond Mine🔹 GOLD-fish
AAAAYYYEEEEE XD
@🔹Diamond Mine🔹 wait a minute, I think I've seen u before
@🔹Diamond Mine🔹 wierd seeing u on a yo mama vid
And the fat one ate it.
I love the short one.
Now I get it why this isn't for kids 9:21
Lol
It is the most stupid video on UA-cam
Ur mind is stupid
I like how the lazy mamma is just laying on literally magma like it a carpet floor
Lava
@@rubiks_20 magma
I hear lava
Mama*
Yo mama so ugly she is the reason master chief doesn’t take of his helmet