These arent even my kits, really. These are just the kits Leafpool and Yellowfang guilt-tripped me into adopting OH MAN! And according to the Warrior Cats book of family relationships you can't possibly love cats that are unrelated to you. Dang. Yup, these kits that I raised from birth are just completely meaningeless to me! Ha-ha! Gee, we're sending some great messages here, aren't we? THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I READ THE SCENE XD
It’s a wonderful day in ThunderClan when suddenly... O myGoD Is ThaT You won’t believe this.. I saw a wild Squirrelflight fly across the Football field! *amazin*
Cats don't see past relationships like this. Only because there would be no way to avoid incest without constantly allowing in random cats. Even if they did, then Squirrelflight's relationship with Brambleclaw would also be the same, considering they're cousins.
Ashfur: So Hollyleaf are you gonna do anything later? Hollyleaf: *Acquires twoleg saw* Me: Didn’t Ashfur fall into a river and get eaten by 14 pikes? O.O
No Lenny, Hollyleaf murdered Ashfur by slicing his throat so he wouldn't tell the clans who her parents were, and yet she told everyone at the gathering..
Oh man, according to the warrior cats book of family relationships, you can't possibly love cats that are unrelated to you!! Warrior Cats in a nutshell.
Me: What kind of shampoo does Ashfur use? Ashfur: oh I lick myself like any other cat. Me: Hmmm Ashfur: (Hides shampoo bottles in a bush) Me: HHMMMMMMMM
Hmmm..... Hmmm...... Hmmm..... Hmmm..... Hmmm..... I am currently horrified right now..... Ashfur's mother is Brindleface? Sandstorm's mother is also Brindleface..... if Sandstorm;'s kit dates Ashfur..... that means its Uncle x Niece... //goes back to saying 'Hmmm......'\\
“Have you even seen brambleclaw? He’s huge! He’s like the size of a badger! Like four hundred pounds of muscle, he could throw me across a football field!!” I can’t-😭😭
How do you come up with such amazing and hilarious content? You never surprise me with how amazing and funny videos are! Amazing job! Keep up the amazing work!
But, his hair, it's so bouncy, and so well taken care of, you can't kill such beauty! Also ashfur probably could have gotten a mate by being thunderclans hairdresser. The clan of fabulous hair will rise, no one will ever be as fabulous
Ashfur: I LOVED YOU!!! Squirrelflight: Ashfur, you’re my uncle, you’re creepy my dude!!! Ashfur: How the dickens did you find out?? Squirrelflight: I have the Internet!! Ashfur: You get connection here? Squirrelflight, yes, sure...b-by the river! *Ashfur goes to the river* Hollyleaf: Saaa duuude
I like how Assfur- sorry, Ashfur, still has blond hair in all these videos. Like- no one is going to understand that unless they've watched Moonkitti's videos for a long time, I just love it. x'D Okay so in the comments (This has been edited after living here for two years, mind you. x'D ) a flame war started when someone didn't like me calling him "Assfur". I just want to ask people not to get super upset since it was a JOKE and he's a fictional character. I can't believe I have to explain this (But apparently I do. *Sighs.* ), but I don't consider calling out someone WHO DOESN'T EXIST to be rude. He can't have his feelings hurt in reality, he's fictional, the only time he got upset was for fictional plot devices. (Fictional, aka, not real. ASHFUR ISN'T REAL. HE CAN'T HURT YOU. *Insert a meme of him burning down your house here.* ) I wasn't tearing down people who actually like him, Jesus Christ. You're free to do what you want, just... If you look in the comments, be warned you're walking RIGHT into a battle field. You're walking there at your own risk of having some insulted child screaming at you for having an opinion about a fictional, talking cat who is written in a children's book series. x'D Thank you, and goodbye. (Good luck. *Salutes.* x'D )
Every time I see Ashfur's luxurious hair I think of how it was blowing in the wind after he jumped into the Reincart Portal after StarStarpawGleamstar.
Yeah there probably are some people like that. They're, y'know, "nice guys". Ashfur is a "nice guy". He could dominate the trending posts on r/niceguys.
Ya wanna know what would have been a much better alternative to that scene in the books? Squirrelflight sighed in relief as she saw her kits right behind her, stepping out onto the tree bridge she looked up ahead of her, ready to save her adopted children and get herself to safety in the process. Her eyes met a pair of cold blue ones, filled with hatred and pain Ashfur stepped out onto the bridge blocking their way and her fur bristled with anxieties. The rage she saw lead her to one conclusion alone and before he could even get a word out she barreled into him, knocking him back off of the bridge and onto the warm grass. She pinned him and barked a single command to her children. "Get across the bridge now!" She couldnt stay up for long as he wrestled her to the ground instead and turned to face her kits once more, love and fury filled her heart and she leapt onto his back, this time the two rolled into the blazing camp, terrified shrieks from her kittens and the Tom filled her ears as he desperately tried to get away. However she bit down into his fur, his salty blood filling her mouth as she kept a firm grip. Smoke filled her nose and made her eyes water but she fought through it, keeping that grip on the Tom until he stopped squirming, smoke filled his lungs as well and he lay unconscious upon the ground. A triumphant yowl sounded from her lips before she too collapsed onto the hard dirt, the vision of her horrified kittens filled her mind once last time and she smiled, she knew they were safe and she had earned her place amongst the stars... Sorry for the horrible writing just the scene filled my brain and so I put it down as an alternative I know this isnt really the place for that but I like getting my ideas down before they run away from me.
XD THANK YOU everyone who is at my school is like ' ' oooohhhh squirrel flight is the one at fault she is the worst!1!! ' ' and im just like ' ' have you even read he fire scene ashfur is mad and says hes hurting so much because of something that happened a thousand years ago for like a week and hes just now dramatic about it? ' '
He's just full of so much love. Most of it is in the hair.
Tusofsky, LOVE HAIR
He uses thunderclan's great shampoo and conditioner... Of course he has great hairrrr
Get your ThunderClan Shampoo now! Great for any hair type!
Definitely lol
Tusofsky the hair is over 9000
I want Brambleclaw to throw me across a football field
Sagutoyas meeeee
Who doesn't
Mood
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
O H Y E S
"By the way Hollyleaf, are you doing anything later?"*VOILENT CHAINSAW NOISES*
Violent
I have the holly leaf killing ash fur with a chain saw as my lock screen :P
lol
Violent*
Oh StarClan, the chainsaw noises are SO DANG SATISFYING!!!!!!!!
Hollyleaf: That's a nice weave Ashfur.
Would be a shame if someone *snatched it*
*he has been growing it since he was a kit* MORE CHAINSAW NOISES*
Wig snatched,
And never given back.
😂😂😂😂😂
NO NOT THE HAIR! ANYTHING BUT THE HAIR!!!!
Here before too long Hollyleaf is gonna tell Ashfur "Howdy" and scare him so much that he falls into the river and gets eaten by fish, so tragic 😿
NightFeatherz So true.
very
NightFeatherz it’s Funny Tho XDXD
Oh that is very true
i heard pike... oh, pikes are fish
These arent even my kits, really. These are just the kits Leafpool and Yellowfang guilt-tripped me into adopting
OH MAN! And according to the Warrior Cats book of family relationships you can't possibly love cats that are unrelated to you. Dang.
Yup, these kits that I raised from birth are just completely meaningeless to me! Ha-ha!
Gee, we're sending some great messages here, aren't we?
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I READ THE SCENE XD
CourageousSam squirrelflight was just saying that to save the kids right?
Flame Forever yes
Moon daughter thank god! I was questioning whether all I knew about squirrelflight was true! 😆
I agree with Flame Forever.
That means most mates won’t love each other according to the warrior cats book of family relationships
Are you calling me.. A MANLET?!? >;(
and hollyleaf looks actually depressed.
:(
Squirrelflight: *Exists.*
Ashfur: *"HIPPITY HOPPITY, YOU'RE NOW MY PROPERTY."*
And yet Squirrel Flight is his niece.
xD
Pastel Prism
*Even better*
Emerald 919
Hey you've read Wings Of Fire
>:3
The three: EXISTS
Ashfur: TIME TO KILL CHILDREN
@@yolodweebs8316 *Violent angry blonde-haired cat noises*
"he can throw me across a football field!"
*My imagination*
SF: bramblebae what ar-
BS: *YEET*
Noodle Birb YES 😂
It’s a wonderful day in ThunderClan when suddenly...
O myGoD
Is ThaT
You won’t believe this..
I saw a wild Squirrelflight fly across the Football field!
*amazin*
Bs....
P
3
P
BRAMBLEBAE
I like how the fire isn’t even roaring it just crackles and fizzes like a dying sparkler
I like how this comment has 231 likes and only one reply
@@Lemon-ms8mk so we meet again
@@moomooshico2178 *So we do*
@@Lemon-ms8mk*_Yes, we do_*
Oh noes
Squirrelflight: We dated two weeks
Squirrelflight: *Holds up 3 fingers*
So true
Also Squirrelflight: 3 years ago
I guess the extremely poofy, fluffy, bushy-tailed cats are the ones that can't count.
Squirflight has fingerz now
I just realized.... technically Ashfur... is...
Squirrelflight’s uncle...
🎵Sweet home Alabama🎵
Cats don't see past relationships like this. Only because there would be no way to avoid incest without constantly allowing in random cats. Even if they did, then Squirrelflight's relationship with Brambleclaw would also be the same, considering they're cousins.
Yasss...
Camron Walters OH MY GOD
Apparently ashfur is to stupid enough to know that
“We dated for 2 weeks 3 years ago.”-Squirrelflight || 2018
Death Fox 2576 lol
Death Fox 2576 lol
Ashfur: So Hollyleaf are you gonna do anything later?
Hollyleaf: *Acquires twoleg saw*
Me: Didn’t Ashfur fall into a river and get eaten by 14 pikes? O.O
No Lenny, Hollyleaf murdered Ashfur by slicing his throat so he wouldn't tell the clans who her parents were, and yet she told everyone at the gathering..
@@takirkeninvader9110 no its a jo k e
Yeah I found out ;-;
It does make sense
WhOooSh
" Oh, by the way hollyleaf, are u doing anything later?" XD I was laughing so hard
Oh man, according to the warrior cats book of family relationships, you can't possibly love cats that are unrelated to you!!
Warrior Cats in a nutshell.
But Bluestar loves Oakheart and they aren't releated and it's Furrbidden love ( sorry I had to do that pun near the end )
Way to much incest
Have you even SEEN Brambleclaw? He's huge, he's like the size of a badger, like 400 lbs of muscle Ashfur, he could throw me across a football field!
YEETUS
😂
R u callin' me
a *_MANLET_*
i was readin it when he said that XD
Weirdanimalboy XD
Weirdanimalboy Yes I am, thank u for noticing 🤣😂🤣😂
*your kits die today*
Da Dragon Durp I see you freaking everywhere
Me: What kind of shampoo does Ashfur use?
Ashfur: oh I lick myself like any other cat.
Me: Hmmm
Ashfur: (Hides shampoo bottles in a bush)
Me: HHMMMMMMMM
Yea how can you lick your HEAD, Edgefur?
I have my ways
> - >
Hollyleaf said that Ashfur uses kids shampoo XD
@@violettheweirdo9643 LMFAO 😂
1:47
Hollyleaf: Wheres my chainsaw?
Jayfeather: I can't see it!
Lionblaze: oh no...
This. This is what I subscribed for.
Amberwish You. You are funny.
Amberwish yup you subscribed for good entertainment
I USED YOUR PFP FOR A GIF ON THE WARRIOR CATS AMINO LIKE FOR A MEME LIKE WHEN IM AT A TEST
Zeauxas wut
Lilli Lunsford read it x4 you'll understand it
Ashfur actually asked hollyleaf on a date.
Hollyleaf was disgusted and murdered him
W h e n.
OLD creepy 22 That's so wrong omg he just threatened to kill her and her siblings then asked her out 😂
@@sharkvessel You do realise that he was joking, dont you?
@@userlollol Yes. I do, and I did 3 months ago.
@@sharkvessel Mk, and even though it was 3 months ago I can still reply if I want to.
Hmmm.....
Hmmm......
Hmmm.....
Hmmm.....
Hmmm.....
I am currently horrified right now.....
Ashfur's mother is Brindleface? Sandstorm's mother is also Brindleface..... if Sandstorm;'s kit dates Ashfur..... that means its Uncle x Niece...
//goes back to saying 'Hmmm......'\\
To be fair, I think everyone in ThunderClan is related to each other in some way.
@@NylaTheWolf that is correct!
hMMM
Everyone single one of these cats are related to each other because of the 1st clan (well excluding rougues and kittypets)
@MγsTIc DEMON *cough cough* Dustpelt and *cough* Ferncloud *cough cough cough* *chokes*
"hang on... are you calling me... *A MANLET* !?!?!??!?! -Ashfur 2k18
Ooh look at dat lucious hair
*Hairflip*
I read that as Lucius hair
What has Harry Potter done to me
STARLIT
I didn’t know you watched moonkitti
Yes
Starlit LPS omg bae hth did you get here lol
Well this won’t end well
gamers in a container It depends for who:)
Your name is funny!
“Have you even seen brambleclaw? He’s huge! He’s like the size of a badger! Like four hundred pounds of muscle, he could throw me across a football field!!”
I can’t-😭😭
Ashfur: It’s like being cut open every day, bleeding onto the stones...
Hollyleaf: Haha, wanna know what that really feels like?
Me last year: is ashfur a girl? Their hair is always long in these animations
Me now: *W A I T*
😐
/:/
Same that was before I knew warrior cats
Ironically, when Ashfur started hanging out with Squirrelflight I thought he was a girl O.o ~ Mintstar
I still dont understand the hair
Where's Jayfeather in this? I can't see him! ...Oh.
He can't see himself either.
Simply Storm that pun...
Too soon bruh
Simply Storm where
Exactly. Lionblaze and Hollyleaf are here, but not Jayfeather. :P
Ashfur: Oh Hollyleaf, are you doing anything later?
*Chainsaw sounds*
Hollyleaf's mind: Yes, killing you.
1:03
Do you think they locked him in a room? A rubber room, with rats maybe?
maybe the rats made him crazy.
Maybe he’s crazy
this is exactly what I was thinking when I heard this
Ashfur: Oh, by the way Hollyleaf, are you doing anything later?
Hollyleaf: *starts the chainsaw*
Hollyleaf: yes im going to kill you and see you in the dark forest
Ashfur goes to starclan
Hollyleaf: Yellowfang... why... why...
Hollyleaf: gets chainsaw slices hike down a river
Hollyleaf: opps
Hollyleaf: HoWdY!!
Ashfur has gorgeous locks. Squirrelflight is just jealous
I just finished long shadows and
THIS IS DEAD ON THE WHOLE CONVO.
Ashfur: Oh, and by the way Hollyleaf are you doing anything later? | Hollyleaf: *Chainsaw: Rrrrrrrrrrrr*
WHEN I WAS READING THIS PART I IMAGINED HIM WITH THIS HAIR
*what have you done to me*
That fire and hair animation is A+++
Ashfur uses Oil Serum and Conditioner from Amazon daily to keep his hair soft and silky.
“Oh by the way Hollyleaf are you doing anything later?”
Hollyleaf’s mind: Yes. VIOLENCE. *chainsaw noises*
How do you come up with such amazing and hilarious content? You never surprise me with how amazing and funny videos are! Amazing job! Keep up the amazing work!
But, his hair, it's so bouncy, and so well taken care of, you can't kill such beauty!
Also ashfur probably could have gotten a mate by being thunderclans hairdresser.
The clan of fabulous hair will rise, no one will ever be as fabulous
Rogues Knights
Welcome to Hairclan -2018
YES this comment made me adore my pfp and username even more
"By the way Hollyleaf, are you doing anything later?"
"Yeah, killing you"
"By the way Hollyleaf, are you doing anything later?"
*Then we never saw him again*
Ashfur is the new Yandere.
AshFur, it's just 2 weeks, 3 years ago. And AshFur, your always crazy
1:43
Ashfur: Oh, by the way Hollyleaf, are you doing anything later?
Hollyleaf: *Pulls out chainsaw*
I want Brambleclaw to throw me across a football field and I’ll give him a bud lite
Ashfur needs to make a hair tutorial
Why AshFur can’t keep a girlfriend. The hair, everyone jealous of the hair.
The blond hair though
THE BLOND HAIR THOUGH
Nobody:
Not even Starclan:
Autogenerated English captions: *" She leeks ash / we dated for too weeks "*
Uh-- Oh....
0:22 how my friends pose when someone makes fun of them
1:47 how I pose when someone makes fun of me
Edit: WHY DID SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE THIS!?
:o
YES TOTALLY
When someone makes fun of me this is how i pose 0:07 - 0:12
Lilly Cookies same here xD
When someone makes fun of me. 1:49
Is it just me, or is Ashfur being a little over dramatic?
Jester McLester it's just you,
Jester McLester he was over dramatic in the books, trying to kill three kits when, yeah he was with squirrelflight for only a short while?
Draw4Fun
----->The Joke
You
Jester McLester I'm confused? XD you just said, "the joke"
nah
Brambleclaw would win Warriors Weightlifting no doubt.
ashfur looks hot
agreed
11/10 would smash
skye hiigh
Hes a fucking cat
Hah GAAAAY
Brambleclaw be stealing yo girl
Mr. Steal yo girl
By cat standards, I mean, dang. Sorry, Ashfur...
Smorzen _ it’s Mr. Steal Yo Girl
Ashfur got R E J E C T E D
Poor manlet Ashfur XD
He'll just go date Scourge now
Ashfur: oh by the way hollyleaf are you doing anything later?
*sound of chainsaw*
Hollyleaf: Yeah!
Ashfur: What?
Hollyleaf: KILLING YOU, YOU BASTRD
“Are you calling me a... MANLET?”
*TRIGGERED*
Ashfur: i was crazy once......
Me : u were always crazy not for squirrelflight just crazy, and you still are
anyways this was a great video.
Kitty cat Games I hate these kind of comments. They ruin the joke.
Yup.
@@Stereo6400 don't be mean dood
Kitty cat Games yup
The real reason why holly leaf killed ashfur
*she doesn't like flirting cats with blonde hair*
I wouldn't either
Ashfur: I LOVED YOU!!!
Squirrelflight: Ashfur, you’re my uncle, you’re creepy my dude!!!
Ashfur: How the dickens did you find out??
Squirrelflight: I have the Internet!!
Ashfur: You get connection here?
Squirrelflight, yes, sure...b-by the river!
*Ashfur goes to the river*
Hollyleaf: Saaa duuude
Hollyleaf, are you doing anything later?
Chain saw sounds!
The Virgin Ashfur vs The Chad Brambleclaw
I like how Assfur- sorry, Ashfur, still has blond hair in all these videos. Like- no one is going to understand that unless they've watched Moonkitti's videos for a long time, I just love it. x'D
Okay so in the comments (This has been edited after living here for two years, mind you. x'D ) a flame war started when someone didn't like me calling him "Assfur". I just want to ask people not to get super upset since it was a JOKE and he's a fictional character. I can't believe I have to explain this (But apparently I do. *Sighs.* ), but I don't consider calling out someone WHO DOESN'T EXIST to be rude. He can't have his feelings hurt in reality, he's fictional, the only time he got upset was for fictional plot devices. (Fictional, aka, not real. ASHFUR ISN'T REAL. HE CAN'T HURT YOU. *Insert a meme of him burning down your house here.* ) I wasn't tearing down people who actually like him, Jesus Christ. You're free to do what you want, just... If you look in the comments, be warned you're walking RIGHT into a battle field. You're walking there at your own risk of having some insulted child screaming at you for having an opinion about a fictional, talking cat who is written in a children's book series. x'D Thank you, and goodbye. (Good luck. *Salutes.* x'D )
Why does he have blond hair?
@@l.z.7320 Checkout the ashfur sweet sixteen video
ASSFUR
Jingxi Zhang Bright Akera made this joke
@@mocameek Akira*
*OH, btw Hollyleaf are you doing anything later?*
Hollyleaf: *D I E*
"I was crazy once. Crazy for you."
*STARTS SINGING CRAZY IN LOVE*
*chainsaw iNTENSIFIES*
Friend V I N D E E D
*HOLLYLEAF INTENSIFIES*
The world revolves around Ashfur
Every time I see Ashfur's luxurious hair I think of how it was blowing in the wind after he jumped into the Reincart Portal after StarStarpawGleamstar.
Oh the hair... THE GORGEOUS HAIR, HOW DARE YOU REJECT THE POOR, BEAUTIFUL HAIRED ASHFUR.
I love the ending 😂
124 comment. Also. When Ashfur asked Hollyleaf if she is doing anything later, and then the chain saw sound. PRICELESS 😂
1:37 ASHFURS TAIL LOOKS LIKE A AIRPOD
" are you calling me a MANLET!?" i died on the floor laughing at that and the " he could throw me across a football field" quotes
"These aren't my kits, they're just kits that Leafpool guilt tripped me into raising"
Power Of Three in a nutshell
I just finished reading long shadows and this scene was so stupid in my mind. Ashfur really needed to just get over it
Honestly, I know what it's like to have a person you're crushing hard on leaving you for your friend. He just was never taught revenge was a bad thing
Blame Firestar, who taught him that revenge is a good way to solve your emotional problems when he was just a teenager.
Ashfur really said, "Well, if i cant have you, then ill have one of your adopted children"
"tO PaY FoR YoUr ReJeCtIoN, YoU WiLl WaTcH YoUr KiTs DiE RiGhT HeRe"
damn imagine if everyone is like that
Yeah there probably are some people like that. They're, y'know, "nice guys". Ashfur is a "nice guy". He could dominate the trending posts on r/niceguys.
Ashfurs voice is perfect
WHY JAYFEATHER IS NOT THERE: Ashfur ate him when everyone was sleeping
then Hollyleaf made him into bbq. RIP Ashfur
I agree Ashfur ate him.
Nora Holden He left. Just flat out left. He realized there was a fire and was like, “Peace. I’m out.”
O_O
Ya wanna know what would have been a much better alternative to that scene in the books?
Squirrelflight sighed in relief as she saw her kits right behind her, stepping out onto the tree bridge she looked up ahead of her, ready to save her adopted children and get herself to safety in the process.
Her eyes met a pair of cold blue ones, filled with hatred and pain Ashfur stepped out onto the bridge blocking their way and her fur bristled with anxieties.
The rage she saw lead her to one conclusion alone and before he could even get a word out she barreled into him, knocking him back off of the bridge and onto the warm grass. She pinned him and barked a single command to her children.
"Get across the bridge now!"
She couldnt stay up for long as he wrestled her to the ground instead and turned to face her kits once more, love and fury filled her heart and she leapt onto his back, this time the two rolled into the blazing camp, terrified shrieks from her kittens and the Tom filled her ears as he desperately tried to get away.
However she bit down into his fur, his salty blood filling her mouth as she kept a firm grip. Smoke filled her nose and made her eyes water but she fought through it, keeping that grip on the Tom until he stopped squirming, smoke filled his lungs as well and he lay unconscious upon the ground.
A triumphant yowl sounded from her lips before she too collapsed onto the hard dirt, the vision of her horrified kittens filled her mind once last time and she smiled, she knew they were safe and she had earned her place amongst the stars...
Sorry for the horrible writing just the scene filled my brain and so I put it down as an alternative I know this isnt really the place for that but I like getting my ideas down before they run away from me.
Omg I love that ending
"Ashfur, he could throw me across a football field!!"
Bramblestar: *throws Squirrelflight across a football field*
Moonkitti, are you a prophet?
2 WHOLE WEEKS! YOU DUMPED ME AFTER 2 WHOLE WEEKS!
Ashfur’s beautiful hair
Hollyleaf: *Chainsaw Noises*
AshFur: well, I'm dead
Ashfur: Oh by the way Hollyleaf are you doing anything later? Hollyleaf: yeah, killing you! (Turns on chainsaw)
Ashfur's beautiful blonde hair...
*MAJESTIC*
Ashfur’s hair is on point here.
ashfur's full power is always when his hair is the longest
I legit sat here for 30 seconds trying to figure out why there was crackiling in the background.
Oh, right. The camp was on fire. Nbd
2 weeks ashfur, we dated 2 weeks, 3 years ago
Mayte Dianna the way squirrel flight said this though
Three years ago
Kay so I may only be commenting this much to get views but thanks for existing ahh
Lol
In honor of our dear Moonkitti's brilliant joke, I am planning a young blonde Ashfur MAP.
Hallelujah.
aashfur: "by the way hollyleaf are you doing anything later?"'
hollyleaf: pulls out chainsaw
Ashfur: doing anything later
Holly leaf: why yes i am!
Tearing u apart :D
I Love that the hair isn't on fire somehow.
And in future events.....
"Howdy" *jumps into stream only to be bitten by FOURTEEN (not ONE, FOURTEEN) separate pikes
Me: watching in class
*chainsaw starts*
Me: *tries not to laugh*
Ah yes, I too speak fluent chainsaw
XD THANK YOU everyone who is at my school is like ' ' oooohhhh squirrel flight is the one at fault she is the worst!1!! ' ' and im just like ' ' have you even read he fire scene ashfur is mad and says hes hurting so much because of something that happened a thousand years ago for like a week and hes just now dramatic about it? ' '