You “took the words right out of my mouth” Jelly Smeme Like he keeps getting his disgusting fingers (Cuz of the food stuff) all over the cards And got fu*king coke all over the cards at (around) 10:30
He probably didn’t think he was gonna get anything in the power box and thought it would be a good april fools meme, but when he pulled that winona, he was secretly like “fuck”.
MrMEOLA no your wrong that was awhile ago with the sarcastic bread opening. Literally he opened a package of bread and put them in plastic cases. But max being max it was funny as hell
If you look a little closely, you can see that it has shine on the Dusknoir, and on the card. So it's like a holo, and a reverse. Where does he see out of anyway? These eyes? (Moves fingers) or these eyes? (rubs fingers around other eyes).
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Very professional video. I’m glad you are sticking with this professional way of filming instead of following the trends of some other people and trying to be goofy for views. I love it. Keep up the good work max 👍
I've never seen this video, didn't know it was a April Fool's episode, haven't been this disgusted since I cleaned out a fridge a renter left food in and left to rot. Thanks Max
I think this is the most unwatchable april fools shit post ive seen and this is coming from a guy who watched the entire 3 hour michael stevens reading prime numbers post.
I would go so far as to say this is the best opening of any sort on youtube.
MaxMoeFoe eating ASMR
He's sneaking in a mukabang
I don't know have you seen the super awesome opening that happen about this time last year
i actually have seen it, he pulled quite a few rares that video xD
DishonoredExile fucking fat max
Was this an April Fool's joke, or a cry for help?
Yes.
Bit of both
Yes
Danielle both i reckon
both?
That's a lot of milk
hey Duck
Dolan Dark Bed Time. Now.
No u
Dolan Dark its like 5 am what the fuck are you doing awake
Dolan Dark no u
I wonder how pissed Max was to actually pull that full art with his nasty greasy fingers lmfao
Challin Wake id say the grease adds value
I hear PSA gives you a better grade if there's Red Bull and Dorito dust on the card. It appeals more to the older audience.
Yeah
MORBIDLY MASSIVE LEGEND HERE
The 11th commandment- "Thou shalt not open card packs with Dorito dust on thy fingers."
It's an April fools prank
April Fools
Took me three minutes to realize this was an April fools video. I'm so used to Max doing fucking anything in these videos.
johnbazy shit dude I honestly forgot it was April first.
Pretty sure he’s on to something with these type of videos 😂
This video hurt my soul, and I dont even collect pokemon cards
Massive Cleanup on Isle 3 here.
Justin Omoi MASSIVE CLEANUP ‘ERE!
This video is pure pain
You “took the words right out of my mouth” Jelly Smeme
Like he keeps getting his disgusting fingers (Cuz of the food stuff) all over the cards And got fu*king coke all over the cards at (around) 10:30
Lol ye
JellySmeme I'm pro-pain
Him getting Doritos shit all over the cards made me cringe
Daphne also when he spill his drink on the table. 😱
He probably didn’t think he was gonna get anything in the power box and thought it would be a good april fools meme, but when he pulled that winona, he was secretly like “fuck”.
i mean that card is only worth 6$ USD so he's probably not too fucked up about it. he easily made a solid couple hundo off this vid alone lol
TheKayasto hmmmm
This channel has peaked with this video.
MrMEOLA no your wrong that was awhile ago with the sarcastic bread opening. Literally he opened a package of bread and put them in plastic cases. But max being max it was funny as hell
MrMEOLA date me
This channel never peaks. It just gets better and better.
Monke
I would have never guested you would comment on a Pokémon vid
"This packs a bit slippery for some reason"
Tweakin' I read this right as he said that
I'm glad
If you look a little closely, you can see that it has shine on the Dusknoir, and on the card. So it's like a holo, and a reverse. Where does he see out of anyway? These eyes? (Moves fingers) or these eyes? (rubs fingers around other eyes).
This was so hard to watch 😢😢😢
Tweakin'
come on lol not like this
If you enjoy this pokeman's sadness, please feel free to pop by my channel for equally ridiculous poketube sadness. THANKS M8 lol
*SEALING IN THE FLAVOR*
gododoof cue guy furi meem
Right?!? I’m just cringing at him putting his grimy hands all over the cards
You're a cruel, cruel man, Max. Happy April Fool's!
Seeing those cards being handled with dirty hands made me feel violated.
ProDucktions your profile pic does fit this comment perfectly 😂
ProDucktions not gonna lie the comment wasn’t extremely hilarious, but your picture made me shit myself
ProDucktions I freaked when he split the chocolate milk
Idc about Pokémon cards but his disgusting fingers still triggered me throughout the video
This video hurts my soul
*DIABETIC LEGEND HERE*
Crusty australian lesbian opening his shopping bag goodies(gone wrong,gone gay)
I laughed way too fucking hard at "australian lesbian" you so right, love Maxy boy tho
Never thought I'd be rooting for someone to get shitty pulls.
How did it make you feel seeing him get that full trainer?
I felt a physical discomfort in my chest area
Same here, my friend. Same here...
nah xd
@@TrainerTre srry i dont like garbage m8
the try not to get triggered challenge
lost
You can tell it wasn't serious because he didn't show the prices.
ummmm check the upload date?
....No shit. This had to be an April Fools joke because he obviously wasn't serious about it, which I just said.
it's not an actual joke though, it's just an absolute joke of a pack opening.
Lel, i'm confused
Is Max having a mid life crisis?
SadBoys he'll be doing voice work for a penny.
Ikr. He got fat af
Clearly this is a promo for maxmoefoeFood channel
You mean HowToBasic?
Foxxy Loxxi you mean how to basic
MaxMoeFood
i dont know why but the showing how to protect cards with egg all over your hands really got me. good gob
I almost threw up watching this episode, Jesus christ.
Halo AE he is ruining cards!
Letha Bush No he's blessing them 😇
Halo AE no joke I feel like I might throw up
What a disguting pig eating like that
Halo AE I DID throw up...
“Pack is kind of slippery for some reason” don’t mind the 4 pounds of grease on the fingers lol.
The AMSR in this video is unreal
I was about to say that hahaha
I died inside after seeing all the egg and grease all over that card.
the grease on the cards made me cringe so hard
right?!
harold him spilling the milk really got me
the cringe raped me too....
Same and I don't even open or collect cards
I had to take the video off full screen, I screaming inside ......
You look like the guy from the maxmoefoe youtube channel
He is
Jordan P, do you understand the concept of being sarcastic and making a joke?
Coconut Man he is the guy
Coconut Man he is XD
Mr Trash its sarcasm dude
This made me feel really uncomfortable
ok
jake Stevens same touching those cards with dirty hands uuughh...
jake Stevens same
Couldn’t agree more
This video was actually painful to watch
SOCIAL EATING! COLLECTOR’S curried egg Unboxing
***gone sexual***
so this is this what a date with max is like 😍
Actually back after two days...This has to be a trick.
King Miguel it is April fool's soooooooooooo
King Miguel it is Christmas sooooooooooooo
King Miguel it is literally april fools
Cancer_Username you're the life of the party
whooooshhhhhhh
_DISGUSTING LEGEND HERE_
You know what is disgusting, not being nice.
Sell out legend here!
The anxiety I just witnessed watching this video was on a new level
Cara Pace I started cutting myself when he mixed the Doritos grease with the Coke.
I can smell this video.
youre blessed boia 🙏😇 😇🙏
Mind popping by and smelling my videos as well ? perfect, thanks m8 ! LOL
max is one of the proprietors of smell-o-vision
I know it's a joke and all but this legit rustleds my jimmies
You called?
The April fools joke is that he has a door back
Spankin Hot Maymay actually the joke was that we woke up at all
Nah it was his dirty fingers molesting the cards
Please don’t break your door again, this ones just a child.
Kerry #Slytherin the door god won't be satisfied with just one sacrifice,my child
if you reject me as your boyfriend that door might break :(
AidenLS
Door sacrifices are a must now. TAKE THE DOOR.
pls check out mine, I ruin my cards: ua-cam.com/video/kf5_6FG2JDQ/v-deo.html
*Massive Legend Noises echo throughout the room*
This video never fucking ends does it
Justin this video zoomed by compared to a video that's over a hour where he goes through bags of years old fan mail.
this hurts to watch
My heart stopped for a second when he touched the cards with his dirty hands...
He so buff from rippin so many legendary packs
pls check out mine, I ruin my cards: ua-cam.com/video/kf5_6FG2JDQ/v-deo.html
I showered after watching this video, i felt so dirty watching this.
M3M3 Lmao
And we’re sure max is not howtobasic
this pack is a little bit slippery, dont know why
This is the saddest video on youtube
REN he has been slowly losing his mind for years this is just a peek into his mind .
I watch it when I'm feeling down. To remember I'm not alone. lol
REN yufjidiufhk
Now that's a lot of damage
Connor Boychuk I sawed this boat in half
I mean you could do that but why
I'm still waiting for another bread opening video
Marram 6ix you know those are really really expensive to do right
I'm fucking done mate
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why is this physically hurting me it literally hurts
This hurt to watch
I gained 50 pounds just from listening to you eating
this makes me wanna cry
Why
Very professional video. I’m glad you are sticking with this professional way of filming instead of following the trends of some other people and trying to be goofy for views. I love it. Keep up the good work max 👍
So this is what real pain is.
Marisela Martinez you never had emoroids
Marisela Martinez I wanted to curl up into a ball and cry.
This was almost as hard to watch as, you and Joji being chefs.
"do you have any games on your phone?"
Blizzard read this comment
You're hurting my soul
This must have hurt to make
I dont think he gave a fuvk tbh
This just hurt to watch.
I guess the spaghetti stain slowpoke can’t even compete with this
Max is getting thicc for the boiiis.
Prinempal *FaCELeSS FOr ThE BOiIssS!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!111!!*
BEST POKEMON MYSTERY POWER BOX OPENING ON UA-cam
*By HowToBasic*
Max is how to basic
He is one of a few i think.
big facts
Boyce Rozenberg thats why hes eating a egg sandwich
Max ate 1. Red bull 2.Doritos 3. Cheese rings 4. Coca cola 5. Egg sandwich 6. Oak Chocolate milk
P1nk and took 1 big explosive diarrhea
Kinder surprise also
Evan McGinty oh my
You forgot the egg surprises
Cant eat a red bull
**warning insane ASMR content in this video**
8:59 my favorite partof this video. What a marvelous lil sound.
*I thought the title was click bait. Turns out, it's the most authentic title I've ever seen.*
Pretty sure this is abuse of some kind.
New channel idea... MaxMoeFoeEats
The greasy fingers make me so damn uncomfortable, well done. I really enjoyed the Maxmoefoe ASMR though lmao! Hope you're doing alright 👍
*MASSIVE GENERIC COMMENT HERE*
LemonOVA *MASSIVE GENERIC REPLY*
MASSIVE GENERIC REPLY TO THE MASSIVE GENERIC REPLY ABOVE THIS MASSIVE GENERIC REPLY
*MASSIVE REPAIRED DOOR HERE*
*MASSIVE GENERIC EXPLOSION*
@cntrl ruined it.. idk
boi's gotta eat
phantomgirl832 Big boys gotta eat
XD i love your name
phantomgirl832 Bless your soul
HOW YOUR FINGERS ARE COVERED IN FOOD IM SCREAMING AHAA
Riot dude wtf hahhaa
That's the April Fools joke
This gave me horrible anxiety, and I don't even care about Pokemon cards like that
Why am I sitting through this
Hey, that's pretty obese
V.V_17 A-Z Hey, That’s pretty mean to little maxi
WE LIKE. DOOR GONE.
ME ME BIG BOY
MCID
Max when he woke up on April 1st 2018
"Let's disrespect some Pokemon cards today."
Literally every used card seller
Max I’m being dead serious when I say this...please let me bear your children
I hope you meant bear...
dino nut NO HIS BABIES ARE MINE!
Bare? Like skin them alive?
He just want that pokemon alimony
GIL Gil max is a legend, he can impregnate whatever the fuck he wants to
this gave me anxiety
monstertonic this cured my anxiety
Im not even a Pokemon fan this is just the place to go for quality maxmoefoe content 👌
*D I S G U S T A N G*
There is a little bit of food on your hands
Glad to know that the secret rare trainer will forever have Dorito dust on it
I like to think he actually cleaned it because there was a cut
If not I'm going to be so mad
Glad to know there are others who ponder about tea.
The chocolate flooding the table had me fucking killed lmao
Max: Hey I’m gonna bait people in with the promise of a box opening and then just eat food *ASMR* style right in their ears!
I think this april fools joke was missed by a lot of people
congratulations, this might be the best April fools joke on UA-cam this year
sells his cheese stained cards online hahaha
Max should start an ASMR channel with content like this
Hadditor just screaming "Massive Legend Here" at different cadences... forever.
Hadditor Max whispering “Massive legend here” sounds like a great idea
This was painful to watch
my heart warmed up when he said he felt comfortable around his fans. but then
I've never seen this video, didn't know it was a April Fool's episode, haven't been this disgusted since I cleaned out a fridge a renter left food in and left to rot. Thanks Max
I think this is the most unwatchable april fools shit post ive seen and this is coming from a guy who watched the entire 3 hour michael stevens reading prime numbers post.
Mr.SomeDonkus I reckon he got diabetes from making this video
Mr.SomeDonkus Wtf is wrong with u?
Don't even lie that Michael Stevens reading was sick
Your Favorite Bucket ?
true this is really boring lol