@Shinshocks Some chick I went to hs with was sitting on the hood of her buddy’s car while he was driving around in front of the school after hours and he stopped short and she went flying. Had to be sent to the hospital. Two years after graduation she got killed in a car accident with the same dude driving. Some people never learn.
My coworkers fiancee died in a motorcycle accident. This was after a good 3 years of being a straight up liability to public safety on the road every time he went out. He was lucky to get away with it as long as he did. Obviously it was a closed cakset funeral after they scooped him into that box. All because he wanted to teach the driver of that 20ft box truck a lesson about how he was faster.
I never realized how many shitty asshole drivers are on the road until I started driving a long flatbed ram 550 diesel truck for work. It's not a big truck at all, it's just long and slow. It's bigger than your average pickup truck, but smaller than a split dump truck like you'd see for tree work or construction. You don't need a CDL to drive it even with 400 gallons of water on the back. Even still, so many drivers would do things like race past me as I try to merge onto the highway, or cut me off around blind corners in the mountain only to be stopped by nearly hitting oncoming traffic or a herd of elk crossing the road. Or they'll tailgait me while I've got a big metal trailer full of logs. Like yeah buddy, go ahead and stick close to that huge piece of solid steel loaded with hundreds of pounds of logs as we wind through narrow icy mountain roads where elk and moose cross. I'm gonna stop just fine and barely feel you wrap around my fucking trailer because you left for work too late and wanted to ride my ass. I think a lot of people just don't realize what they're risking for arriving 5 minutes sooner.
When I was 13, I witnessed my two friends crash head on into each other on dirt bikes. The one dude was in a coma for months, but made a full recovery. Saw another guy almost lose his leg in a dirt bike accident. Then when I was 18 my dad was riding his motorcycle and got nailed by a mini van. He had severe brain damage for the last 15 years of his life, before passing away in 2016. Needless to say, I have no desire to ever ride a motorcycle.
Street bikes are incredibly dangerous because you rely on other vehicles not hitting you Dirt bikes can be alot safer if you know how to ride them and are mature
Very sorry to hear about your dad, that fucking sucks man. I went to school with a kid who rode dirt bikes a lot and he got injured more times than I could count yet still kept doing it. The worst one was where he pretty much shattered his femur and had to wear this painful looking metallic brace thing on it for months after the fact.
I ride a motorcycle and I thank God everytime I get home alive. Yeah its fun to go fast but it also fun not being in a fucking wheelchair or worse. So I take it easy.
Crotch rockets are gay. Cruisers are the way to go. I bought one of those air bag vests a while back (the ones with the replaceable cartridges) and it saved my ass from a patch of gravel. Surprised more people don’t have them considering how incognito they are.
@@zachrat9083my next move will be an airbag vest or jacket, I already am rocking a full spine protector down to the tail bone along with kidney protection, wheelchairs scare me the most
Sam's opinion has definitely changed since he's bought way more motorcycles since this episode and now owns one of the most dangerous and expensive bikes the H2.
bruh, I got a KL250G, the bike being fast isnt the hazard its the dumbfucks on the road that are the hazards. Just stay in the gravel bro, trust me its much more fun and 100x times less dangerous, just do technical trails.
I shit you not the same week I sold my motorcycle out of fear of crashing, my family's friends hit a guy on a bike and it was his third accident in a year. Some people just have dumb luck.
Like everything in life it’s a risk vs reward scenario. I’m sure riding a bike is fun and I’d be lying if I said I never wanted one, but I’m sure smoking crack is a lot of fun too.
@@powercage its just like any other self defense situation. i also choose to battle my weed addiction and stay sober instead of pretending its not a drug like most of the retards in California
@@powercage He couldnt ride. I've hit potholes on my bike and was fine. I also wasnt going 80 over it like a dumbass. Riding motorcycles is fun, danger is inherent to living. They say all that stuff is wack, yet still do it. I've been driving fast for 20 years, riding motorcycles fast for 5, im fine and will continue to drive and ride fast.
@@Username-2 Good logic. Enjoy your 10-15% chance of getting scooped off the pavement within 5 years because there was a pebble on the ground that you forgot to look at.
@@Username-2 Listen here you little bitch. Just because you took a 2-5% chance of dying twelve times in a row and didn't die doesn't make it any safer. It's clear your wagie mind is thoroughly rotted because this is the second time you've demonstrated your inability to clearly estimate risk. Have fun flipping your 2% coin every year and also influencing whatever people around you to flip that same coin. Remember - just a stray pebble or granny in a PT cruiser and you're done for. That's a good demonstrator of manhood right there. And quit acting like a homo
I find this highly offensive and disturbing which is why it’s so hilarious. Sad how these guys can slay off the cuff better than most comedians spending hours on a routine.
Im a big motorcylce enthusiast but havent ridden in a few years. I worked with a guy that had a bad wreck because an impaired driver hit him head on in town. Super nice dude but you could tell he was off a bit. We went to a locall chinese buffet for lunch one day and I almost lost my shit when this 35 year old man walks into the restaurant talking about." ohhh herrro you rika da eggarow. Ching chong chow mein." I was like nope Im not getting my food tampered with. Ill go on over to subway.
Nothing's changed.
its like we used to hang out
War never changes
You know, you're still eating some food
yuh the nft got him into a gt3
@Shinshocks Some chick I went to hs with was sitting on the hood of her buddy’s car while he was driving around in front of the school after hours and he stopped short and she went flying.
Had to be sent to the hospital.
Two years after graduation she got killed in a car accident with the same dude driving.
Some people never learn.
Nick is so genuinely funny it's almost surreal
I want to see a buddy cop movie starring Sam and Nick.
Honestly he seems like the kind of dude you would want to try and hangout with as much as possible
He's one of the only people that can make me laugh until I'm weak.
HOW YOU DOIN' BUDDY?!
I love how NO ONE makes Sam laugh like Nick
Chuck 😔
Long time friends
@@deimosvalentine Chuck 😄
@@st3v444 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
My coworkers fiancee died in a motorcycle accident. This was after a good 3 years of being a straight up liability to public safety on the road every time he went out. He was lucky to get away with it as long as he did. Obviously it was a closed cakset funeral after they scooped him into that box. All because he wanted to teach the driver of that 20ft box truck a lesson about how he was faster.
Good
Truckers stay winning
based. mobile cuckshed fans will always tell stories of somebody they know dying in a motorcycle crash
Sport bike riders are the worst people in the world, attention obsessed even if it costs them their lives
I never realized how many shitty asshole drivers are on the road until I started driving a long flatbed ram 550 diesel truck for work. It's not a big truck at all, it's just long and slow. It's bigger than your average pickup truck, but smaller than a split dump truck like you'd see for tree work or construction. You don't need a CDL to drive it even with 400 gallons of water on the back. Even still, so many drivers would do things like race past me as I try to merge onto the highway, or cut me off around blind corners in the mountain only to be stopped by nearly hitting oncoming traffic or a herd of elk crossing the road.
Or they'll tailgait me while I've got a big metal trailer full of logs. Like yeah buddy, go ahead and stick close to that huge piece of solid steel loaded with hundreds of pounds of logs as we wind through narrow icy mountain roads where elk and moose cross. I'm gonna stop just fine and barely feel you wrap around my fucking trailer because you left for work too late and wanted to ride my ass. I think a lot of people just don't realize what they're risking for arriving 5 minutes sooner.
When I was 13, I witnessed my two friends crash head on into each other on dirt bikes. The one dude was in a coma for months, but made a full recovery. Saw another guy almost lose his leg in a dirt bike accident. Then when I was 18 my dad was riding his motorcycle and got nailed by a mini van. He had severe brain damage for the last 15 years of his life, before passing away in 2016. Needless to say, I have no desire to ever ride a motorcycle.
Merry Christmas
Was he able to get some of the blood out of th whites of his eyes?
Street bikes are incredibly dangerous because you rely on other vehicles not hitting you
Dirt bikes can be alot safer if you know how to ride them and are mature
Very sorry to hear about your dad, that fucking sucks man. I went to school with a kid who rode dirt bikes a lot and he got injured more times than I could count yet still kept doing it. The worst one was where he pretty much shattered his femur and had to wear this painful looking metallic brace thing on it for months after the fact.
knew a guy that motorcycle
was gay
I hope Nick makes it to Rogan before sam
This ep was so unbelievably good
I just crashed my motorcycle and I will not be getting on one again. the lesson was learned from this, not the accident.
4 wheels is cooler Anywyas
Sucks to be you.
@@joecobb7153 i use a cooler for bust lol
@@joecobb7153 get it lol
@@drinkinouttacups2665 no lol
The realest thing *alive*
Nick has his brain injury victim impression down.
"BA BA BA BA".
real
Sam Hyde combined with Gary Busey? What could go wrong?!?
I ride a motorcycle and I thank God everytime I get home alive. Yeah its fun to go fast but it also fun not being in a fucking wheelchair or worse. So I take it easy.
Crotch rockets are gay. Cruisers are the way to go. I bought one of those air bag vests a while back (the ones with the replaceable cartridges) and it saved my ass from a patch of gravel. Surprised more people don’t have them considering how incognito they are.
@@zachrat9083my next move will be an airbag vest or jacket, I already am rocking a full spine protector down to the tail bone along with kidney protection, wheelchairs scare me the most
He'll win the championship if that's the new ice creme flavor.
sam's "douchbag deaf guy" bit is so good its needs to be written and filmed for WP2 !
I mean, this particular guy has a brain injury but I know what you mean.
Sam's opinion has definitely changed since he's bought way more motorcycles since this episode and now owns one of the most dangerous and expensive bikes the H2.
Dad Dad... help me.
I have a drz400E with plates on it. Perfect bike especially out in the country side. Fast enough to be fun but not fast enough to be a hazard.
bruh, I got a KL250G, the bike being fast isnt the hazard its the dumbfucks on the road that are the hazards. Just stay in the gravel bro, trust me its much more fun and 100x times less dangerous, just do technical trails.
I have the supermoto trim, a 2014, perfect amount of power
One of my favorite episodes of HydeWars
Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh
DAH
HOHP ME
Nothin's changed!!!
You're still always gettin some food
nick is my favorite out of most of sams crew, the rest just look confused and stoned all the time
Nick is the funniest man on the planet
man, I hate it when you injure your motorcycle head
Can't offend a stain on the road...
SAM HOWS IT GOIN' BUD??
nice driving without seatbelts ...
Drive without a helmet
nn nick im going to win the championship
Nick is incredibly funny like the shit he says is genius and always spot on 😂
Imagine going for a ride and then he starts picking his nose, and throwing it outside
hyde is my favorite gay influencer
Just bought a klx 300
I shit you not the same week I sold my motorcycle out of fear of crashing, my family's friends hit a guy on a bike and it was his third accident in a year. Some people just have dumb luck.
Like everything in life it’s a risk vs reward scenario.
I’m sure riding a bike is fun and I’d be lying if I said I never wanted one, but I’m sure smoking crack is a lot of fun too.
@@powercage its just like any other self defense situation. i also choose to battle my weed addiction and stay sober instead of pretending its not a drug like most of the retards in California
@@powercagebike addiction isn’t talked about enough
like on paper this is extremely depressing. but they make real shit a black comedy
lmao nick went to LaSallle?
Now everyone is going to talk about how stupid bikes are because their daddy sammy or uncle nick said so. motorcycles are cool, period.
They're cool until you hit a pothole and fucking die.
This actually happened to a kid I know.
Just like when their daddy sammy said "driving cars fast is bad" then everyone was proudly commenting "i drive like a grandma!"
@@powercage He couldnt ride. I've hit potholes on my bike and was fine. I also wasnt going 80 over it like a dumbass. Riding motorcycles is fun, danger is inherent to living. They say all that stuff is wack, yet still do it. I've been driving fast for 20 years, riding motorcycles fast for 5, im fine and will continue to drive and ride fast.
@@DobroPlayer12 exactly
@@frydemwingz He definitely can't ride anymore, lol.
What's the song in the beginning 🤗
Looming by Father.
father.bandcamp.com/track/looming
Someone get Sam to troll/bully Danny and Nick Mullen into doing a collab, mistakenly believing them to be related but estranged
Glad to hear that Sam reconsidered his bike hobby. Shit is a major deathtrap
Whilst not wearing a seat belt
@@iOwnASubaru True. lolol
@@Username-2 Good logic. Enjoy your 10-15% chance of getting scooped off the pavement within 5 years because there was a pebble on the ground that you forgot to look at.
@@Username-2 Listen here you little bitch. Just because you took a 2-5% chance of dying twelve times in a row and didn't die doesn't make it any safer. It's clear your wagie mind is thoroughly rotted because this is the second time you've demonstrated your inability to clearly estimate risk. Have fun flipping your 2% coin every year and also influencing whatever people around you to flip that same coin. Remember - just a stray pebble or granny in a PT cruiser and you're done for. That's a good demonstrator of manhood right there. And quit acting like a homo
@@Username-2 What's tough about me telling you you have a 2 maybe 3% chance of dying every year on a bike
I find this highly offensive and disturbing which is why it’s so hilarious. Sad how these guys can slay off the cuff better than most comedians spending hours on a routine.
that other guy isnt funny
Did you bump your head while riding your momo?
He’s a lot funnier than Sam tbh
@@tobyphillips4312 I think he was referring to the guy in the trunk that they are holding hostage.
Go hop on your twelve speed into oncoming traffic
Go back to your Bert Kreischer
Nick mogs sam in this
Dude Nick is fucking hilarious
Im a big motorcylce enthusiast but havent ridden in a few years. I worked with a guy that had a bad wreck because an impaired driver hit him head on in town. Super nice dude but you could tell he was off a bit. We went to a locall chinese buffet for lunch one day and I almost lost my shit when this 35 year old man walks into the restaurant talking about." ohhh herrro you rika da eggarow. Ching chong chow mein." I was like nope Im not getting my food tampered with. Ill go on over to subway.
0:51 One of the best clips ever