Jelly Hoshiumi is Having An Existential Crisis

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  • Опубліковано 12 чер 2023
  • Source: • 【MINECRAFT SKYFACTORY ...
    Jelly Hoshiumi Ch : / @jellyhoshiumi
    #phaseconnect #JellyHoshiumi #vtuber
    Outro: Alexander Nakarada - Adventure
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  • @Koyokoyomi
    @Koyokoyomi Рік тому +520

    Tenma was right… given a few weeks, and every phase girl shows her true side

  • @ecyor0
    @ecyor0 Рік тому +369

    That feeling when you accidentally induce a midlife crisis at 25.

    • @donnykafkaesquianis7518
      @donnykafkaesquianis7518 Рік тому +95

      That's called a quarter life crisis. A mid life crisis will be way worse. Don't worry.

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 Рік тому +18

      @@donnykafkaesquianis7518 hah, you think I'm not already high on that Torschlusspanik, adorable

    • @namenight7158
      @namenight7158 Рік тому +20

      She is just like me fr😢

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 10 місяців тому +9

      jokes on you i had that when i was 19

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 2 місяці тому

      @@donnykafkaesquianis7518 it's not quarter life if i kill myself before 50

  • @420noscopeyeetcannon2
    @420noscopeyeetcannon2 Рік тому +528

    imagine driving to work at 5am and your listening to this.. that was me this morning

    • @ThatGuyNikolas
      @ThatGuyNikolas Рік тому

      Just don't let it set in. You bottle that shit up tight and stuff it into the deepest darkest recesses of your soul where it will never see the light of day. 2008 was 3 years ago and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

    • @BirthdayFreak67
      @BirthdayFreak67 Рік тому +29

      East coast gang rise up.
      Jelly really needs to stream at later NA times

    • @B.A.D8008
      @B.A.D8008 Рік тому +11

      Me having her on during the classes on campus.

    • @mindeatinghat
      @mindeatinghat 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@BirthdayFreak67maybe at 3 in the morning Central European time like Pippa and many others 😑

    • @user-imcream
      @user-imcream 10 місяців тому +7

      Naur i never dream being married bcs i will become a wizard
      o7 for me

  • @gagefisher4785
    @gagefisher4785 Рік тому +296

    As a 30 year old who's younger sister got married and recently had a child, all I got for you is: Damn...

  • @jungleape7503
    @jungleape7503 Рік тому +210

    “I’m going to awawa myself”, she said, loudly. “It’s awawawa jellover. It’s so jellover. We are never coming back from this. I am never going to recover from this. It’s all downhill from here.”

  • @JanusGrombulus
    @JanusGrombulus 11 місяців тому +128

    Happiest girl in Phase Connect

  • @TheOmegaCloud
    @TheOmegaCloud 11 місяців тому +114

    Yeah, Jelly fits perfectly in Phase Connect.

  • @TheM8
    @TheM8 Рік тому +148

    Oh that was not an "existential crisis" that was an Existential Crisis... Damn

  • @executorocsicnarf5475
    @executorocsicnarf5475 Рік тому +100

    I aged twenty years when she mentioned playing minecraft in middle school.

  • @ForestOfSleep
    @ForestOfSleep Рік тому +76

    Minecraft in MIDDLE school. Just put me in the retirement home...

    • @avatarxs9377
      @avatarxs9377 Рік тому +15

      I'm 24 and felt old, but you won i think, I played minecraft in primary school, in last school year tho.

    • @wakipai3D
      @wakipai3D Рік тому +5

      Minecraft is 13 years old. Man wtf

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 Місяць тому

      Jeez I remember having a full time job when it came out in alpha, y'all think your old I'm 37 at the end of the year

  • @ghostshrimp5006
    @ghostshrimp5006 Рік тому +148

    She’s trying so hard to stay in character while having a legitimate existential crisis.
    I’m not sure if i should praise her commitment or be concerned over the fact that she puts slightly more importance on the bit then her state of mind

    • @Crust124
      @Crust124 11 місяців тому +29

      Both is good

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout 27 днів тому +2

      Her state of mind _is_ the bit.

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 11 місяців тому +40

    That was very relatable.
    There is always one singular point in every generation where everyone starts getting married and has kids. All at once.
    And you are there, still feeling like a kid, playing videogames and being alone.

  • @paganofthenorth448
    @paganofthenorth448 3 місяці тому +6

    Creating and nurturing connection and belonging is difficult. So very difficult. Makes me wonder if I’m a defective human being living a dead end life.

  • @BooleanDev
    @BooleanDev Рік тому +20

    welcome to sad girl company jelly

  • @jkterjters
    @jkterjters Рік тому +21

    I will be the strongest wizard this world has ever seen.

  • @Okk681
    @Okk681 Рік тому +49

    I've had this exact same feeling and exact same thoughts at the same time I was playing minecraft before. This is too real lmao

  • @GLIEPNIR
    @GLIEPNIR 29 днів тому +3

    Let it sit in kids. Just let it sit in... And don't laugh too much, you'll be there too.

  • @dark1tech
    @dark1tech 2 місяці тому +3

    Such a sad girl but she has company to cry with

  • @entity0174
    @entity0174 3 місяці тому +5

    contagious existential crisis

  • @yozorayazawa4421
    @yozorayazawa4421 7 місяців тому +5

    At least she has friends...

  • @Xoruam
    @Xoruam 11 місяців тому +5

    "Do you feel like that? That people around you..."
    Hah. How brave of you, to assume I stay in contact with people.

  • @ItamiBukoto
    @ItamiBukoto 9 місяців тому +19

    God I love Phase Connect

  • @chrisshorten4406
    @chrisshorten4406 10 місяців тому +10

    Jelly needs an emergency hug! I know exactly how she feels. I'm 32 and still single, while my baby sister just had her first baby.

  • @Aequitas_RJ
    @Aequitas_RJ Рік тому +12

    I'm married and I play Minecraft with my wife.

  • @YuuSagittarii
    @YuuSagittarii Рік тому +104

    Ahh when the people in your age group seem to live their lives in a more adult-like way than you do.. It can make you feel all sorts of panic xD
    Atleast she is a moderately successful vtuber, there are other successes to look for aside from having a spouse~

    • @Kryptick_88
      @Kryptick_88 Рік тому +14

      Yeah but the problem is that most people think It's the end all be all of life: getting married and multiplying so they pressure you to that direction too.

    • @irlAlchemist
      @irlAlchemist Рік тому +41

      @@Kryptick_88 It’s a pretty big one. Massive even. Perhaps the most important thing you’ll do in your life is having kids and raising them well, that’s how it is for most people
      Anyways, gotta be crazy to have a young adult crisis and then go, “And here I am, an anime girl playing minecraft” jokes on me, my friends are getting married and here I am watching an anime girl play minecraft.

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 3 місяці тому +6

      “I’m a niche internet celebrity. Bow down to my greatness”
      - Administrative Results

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 2 місяці тому

      @@dylannix4289 Based admin watcher.
      Only issue is...he's married...and successful...and has a home...
      welp

  • @anirecorder2555
    @anirecorder2555 11 місяців тому +24

    My high school friends are now married and have babies while im here thinking if i wanna be a bartender or an mechanical engineer 😂

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 10 місяців тому +3

      A job makes you money, a hobby makes you happy. But if you can have both, you're set.

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 2 місяці тому +1

      ah the true engineering experience. Service worker or random engineer

  • @edgarcastillo2804
    @edgarcastillo2804 Рік тому +13

    Oh the pain, the reality of an adult and daily task. The expectations. Being left behind feeling. Réeeeeeee

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager 5 місяців тому +9

    Man, I feel this. I'm turning 26 this year, and I feel like I'm way too focused on the grind with my career... that I've lost so much time in finding that right gal to spend the rest of my life with and start a family. Seeing so many of my friends take that leap of faith... it's both encouraging and downright heartwrenching.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 3 місяці тому

      It isn't worth it. The overwhelming majority of women aren't worth the dirt under your shoe

    • @carloshernandez2561
      @carloshernandez2561 3 місяці тому +6

      You'll be ok, just make sure you do find the right person. The wrong person will ruin your life.

    • @DarkKnight-em7ue
      @DarkKnight-em7ue 2 місяці тому

      You'll be fine.

  • @Bookgod2420
    @Bookgod2420 Рік тому +41

    Don’t worry someone will fix that, just need to go outside and meet people.

  • @christian_swjy
    @christian_swjy Рік тому +7

    She old, its jell-Over 💀

  • @b_mbyz
    @b_mbyz Рік тому +17

    💀

  • @azhargenius6304
    @azhargenius6304 Рік тому +5

    the people around me are already getting divorced lol

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 Рік тому +137

    She's like those Japanese girls who think nobody will marry them after 25 and their life is ruined.
    But anyway living in peace alone and not having to study for exams is GREAT.

    • @miku
      @miku 9 місяців тому +2

      yes

  • @magilunedecelestia
    @magilunedecelestia Рік тому +4

    I hope you find your way Jelly. o7

  • @Melon-ALL-Free
    @Melon-ALL-Free Рік тому +7

    When you getting menopause.

  • @si0773
    @si0773 Рік тому +2

    Made us all Aware

  • @Zel_eo
    @Zel_eo 11 місяців тому +7

    I have a mighty need for someone to make "Jelly Hoshiumi is Having An Existential Crisis but it's Midwest Emo intro" please.

  • @burningwp
    @burningwp 3 місяці тому +2

    Jerry: OMG, I'm playing Minecraft. My friends are getting married and I'm playing Minecraft... and I'm a vtuber!
    Me: That's what you call "winning," son.

  • @MegaAniLinkFan
    @MegaAniLinkFan 9 місяців тому +4

    Stop it cute anime girl. STOP BEING TOO REAL!!!

  • @tehleoness5145
    @tehleoness5145 Рік тому +3

    Welcome to the club

  • @deadbeatplays
    @deadbeatplays 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro. I'm thirty, single and watching a vtuber in her 20s having a crisis about getting old. ☠️☠️☠️

  • @wbl_unlimited
    @wbl_unlimited 11 місяців тому +2

    The bgm just makes it sadder

  • @nightcrawler2561
    @nightcrawler2561 Рік тому +4

    Literally me

  • @Swamp_Fox_
    @Swamp_Fox_ 4 місяці тому +1

    She's truly just like me for real, I'm sorry Jelly. Bad news, it gets worse. Good news, you'll get better at dealing with it

  • @kearingoodwin4856
    @kearingoodwin4856 9 місяців тому +5

    The bgm makes this so so much more hilarious.

  • @foopygoopy1860
    @foopygoopy1860 Рік тому +5

    Shes so me

  • @Okamikurainya
    @Okamikurainya 3 місяці тому +1

    I hate that all the people my age, that I know, look, act and just feel twice my age. :(

  • @wakadaemon7191
    @wakadaemon7191 7 місяців тому +1

    Holy crap, this made me physically feel pain ffs

  • @Vulcano7965
    @Vulcano7965 Рік тому +4

    That is me. But I'm not a VTuber.
    not sure if this is good or not :D

  • @opslocked8597
    @opslocked8597 Рік тому +7

    Welll 30 is when you have trouble making kids so do it soon.

    • @bargainbincatgirl6698
      @bargainbincatgirl6698 Рік тому +5

      Technically, kids are everywhere. So, she can pick a kid that someone else make.

    • @edwardevans1498
      @edwardevans1498 Рік тому +1

      @@bargainbincatgirl6698 Very true

    • @Neubis2008
      @Neubis2008 Рік тому +3

      @@bargainbincatgirl6698 This is true, but not everyone wants to adopt.

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s not too late because of age, it’s too late because she’s a Vtuber

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ 3 місяці тому +1

    Might just become an hero

  • @kelvinw.1384
    @kelvinw.1384 16 днів тому

    "Everyone lies on their interview" Jelly 2024. Sakana was right when he said "none of these girls are how they were when they interviewed".

  • @Coolness01
    @Coolness01 Рік тому +8

    I remember when I felt this exact way at 16, 17, 19, 23, and 26. It hurts so goddamn much, and you can never get those days back.
    I'd volunteer. I'm a man who's stuck either in my childhood or my distant future.

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 10 місяців тому +3

      No one can climb that hill for you, man. That said, I hope there's a good woman waiting for you near the top.

    • @Coolness01
      @Coolness01 10 місяців тому +2

      @@MrRAGE-md5rj Thank you...I wish the same for you, too.

  • @zxuiji
    @zxuiji 6 днів тому

    Never too late...until you're in the afterlife anyways. You're too adorable for men to not be interested, just takes some effort on your side to find the right guy.

  • @Neubis2008
    @Neubis2008 Рік тому +3

    Well it's never to late to get married the problem is, if you want to have a somewhat healthy baby, the cutoff is like in your 30's after that you risk having more and more birth defects. So you are better off doing it while you are not in your 40's maybe 30 is a good time.

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p Рік тому +3

    You know what age Japanese people start having a family?

  • @duis9972
    @duis9972 Рік тому +1

    0:25 So much to see

  • @silvialuzmia
    @silvialuzmia 3 місяці тому

    It happen a lot to me too, I have almost 2k hours in Counter strike and Team fortress 2.

  • @ploffy35
    @ploffy35 11 місяців тому +2

    As a sKorean it’s weird to hearing about being married 😂 you know cause we genuinely not doing that mostly 🤣

  • @pladselsker8340
    @pladselsker8340 Рік тому +31

    You don't have to get married. Don't get married if you feel pressured to do so, you'll be sad for the rest of your life.

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy Рік тому

      Tl;dr - there's some validity to the crisis she's having, but she shouldn't be too hard on herself as she has plenty of time.
      The flip side is actually wanting to get married but not knowing yourself well enough to know your own worth, what you want out of a partner, or how to commit to fostering a healthy work-life balance within a relationship. It takes effort to find these answers, and often times people are so focused with and/or drained by their jobs that they do not have the time or energy to consider it until realizations hit unexpectedly and a crisis occurs. Sounds to me like she had a different image of what her life would be like by now. If that's based solely on a comparison of others, then it is a hindering mindset, but if she desires change then she's in luck; she's got plenty of time.

    • @zee-fr5kw
      @zee-fr5kw 11 місяців тому +3

      i mean if you don't find someone and get married you'll be sad for the rest of your life too. kinda what animals are suppose to do, kinda predispositions to need it

    • @sparxskywriter2589
      @sparxskywriter2589 7 місяців тому

      I don't have to I WANT to, my genes scream out to pass on, my instincts seek satisfaction.
      You'll get it when you're older

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 2 місяці тому

      @@zee-fr5kw at the end of the day without the right person it's misery both ways. Either you stay alone and be miserable, or you marry and then find out it was a bad not thought out decision and then you end up divorced like a massive chunk of NA population. Rushing stuff is a "choose your poison" kinda case

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 місяці тому

    I don't regret getting older. I like where I am now. While there are certain ascpects of my childhood that I miss (seeing my siblings everyday), I like my age. I like getting my own food, having my own place, being able to drink and smoke weed, and other stuff about adulthood. Childhood was nice, but this isn't so bad either

  • @tiliaoliveri6066
    @tiliaoliveri6066 3 місяці тому

    that's an interesting point of view.

  • @impaladba
    @impaladba Рік тому +12

    Bruh, its so damn funny. Single people talking about why the fuck they are not married. Married people usually silent about that, but often think: why the fck they get married xD You will suffer anyway. So it's not like getting married will solve your problems, instead it will add alot more to the pool of your problems. But if you managed to find someone, you are really compatible with, you shouldn't let them go =)

  • @Yawnz2
    @Yawnz2 5 місяців тому

    Time waits for no one

  • @NeDixTV
    @NeDixTV 9 місяців тому

    the sad girls company ... the classic

  • @Jaculum
    @Jaculum Рік тому +5

    "My friends are getting married and I'm playing Minecraft... and I'm a vtuber!"
    You won! I don't see the problem here.

  • @xXx_Regulus_xXx
    @xXx_Regulus_xXx 11 місяців тому +1

    my cousin's married, but that's ok because she's older than me.
    my younger cousin is also married. I'm not ok.

  • @cornedbeef19ch
    @cornedbeef19ch 3 місяці тому

    Cute and funny

  • @ultramagmonus
    @ultramagmonus Рік тому +3

    I was there 💙

  • @aidandandan3680
    @aidandandan3680 Рік тому

    I feel you awawawawa 😭

  • @PreshaOrion
    @PreshaOrion 5 місяців тому

    relatable

  • @crazyalbedo
    @crazyalbedo 3 місяці тому

    It’s Jellover 😞

  • @LuisEdGm
    @LuisEdGm 10 місяців тому

    Cute AND Relatable

  • @waterfall184
    @waterfall184 Рік тому

    Wow...
    I notice when a human became head of his/her family, everyday would be literally like that John Wick's scenario, being aimed with a random amount of weApons

  • @danedearmond4905
    @danedearmond4905 5 місяців тому

    Jelly doesn't need to worry. Some women get married well into their 50's or 60's even. She still has a good 10 - 20 years to find "Mr. He'll-do".....

  • @theprocrastinator6813
    @theprocrastinator6813 Рік тому

    Cute clip of a funny moment

  • @blazznfire8685
    @blazznfire8685 11 місяців тому

    Relatable relatable...

  • @Spencer31494
    @Spencer31494 10 місяців тому

    I wish I was in middle school again as well but for me it’s because my best friend had a crush on me

  • @imooumoo4
    @imooumoo4 3 місяці тому

    Im so old bros...

  • @awkwardpotato_
    @awkwardpotato_ 10 місяців тому

    😭😭😭

  • @thomastom4693
    @thomastom4693 4 місяці тому

    It's never too late for marriage. It's to late for biological kids. Yay.

  • @miku
    @miku 9 місяців тому

    Good attitude though

  • @rakadean39
    @rakadean39 3 місяці тому

    i love most of vtubers are kinda embarassed when they found out they are vtubers

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p Рік тому

    You can be VTuber, play Minecraft and be married at the same time. You just do what you like to do. It's good if you can enjoy your life.

  • @skryllex024
    @skryllex024 7 місяців тому

    People in their 50's get married so no it's not too late for Jelly. I'm sure she is a pretty girl and has many talents and a very attractive personality so I am positive she will be just fine.

  • @ryuubii5281
    @ryuubii5281 10 місяців тому

    Sounds more like a midlife crisis than existential crisis.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 3 місяці тому +1

      If that's a midlife crisis I won't see 50

  • @d007ization
    @d007ization Рік тому

    GRRM got married at 60 for tax reasons. I think that's not much of a point of worry.

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 10 місяців тому

    Thanks, I needed my daily dose of biological clock dread.

  • @_Ekaros
    @_Ekaros 3 місяці тому

    Wait was minecraft even released when she was in middle-school?

    • @TheOneWayDown
      @TheOneWayDown Місяць тому

      I mean I'm 25 now, and I remember playing minecraft when I was 13-14. 1.0 of minecraft released in 2011

  • @bluefighter4612
    @bluefighter4612 4 місяці тому

    Don't fall for the "Wizard" jokes being alone at 30 sucks being alone sucks, it's already too late.

  • @Wazaraku
    @Wazaraku Рік тому

    The fact she is litening to music one relates to Mumei makes this hit harder I think xD

  • @shayoko6
    @shayoko6 Рік тому +2

    marriage and kids are over rated. single is best.

  • @foodlfg
    @foodlfg 11 місяців тому

    notLikeThis! D:

  • @TechGuru666
    @TechGuru666 Рік тому

    for a woman its about 33-35....after that....your not gonna be getting married most likely

  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos Рік тому +1

    It's alright guys, I'll take the fall to solve this for her. I have a stable job, an education, and don't subscribe to Jelly Hoshiumi.

  • @CyanLex
    @CyanLex 10 місяців тому

    Ssssssssssss

  • @psychicflora
    @psychicflora 4 місяці тому

    When the cringe kicks in 🙃