Let’s Play "Who’s the Real Victim?" (feat. Bob Saget) - The Jim Jefferies Show

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  • Опубліковано 8 жов 2018
  • Jim discusses the way that perpetrators everywhere reframe themselves as targets and guesses who the real victims were in recent high-profile news stories.
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  • @me0on0utube
    @me0on0utube 5 років тому +229

    I'm a black person who's not Kanye. The struggle is real.

    • @_robustus_
      @_robustus_ 4 роки тому +1

      I bet there is much struggle in your life too.

    • @Theonlymayz
      @Theonlymayz 4 роки тому +3

      Godamn sounds like a PERFECT SOUTH PARK JOKE

    • @Theonlymayz
      @Theonlymayz 4 роки тому +1

      Like the "should I start to worry?" bit

    • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
      @Sold.Out.For.Freeee 3 роки тому

      RIP George Floyd..

  • @gabrielfraser2109
    @gabrielfraser2109 5 років тому +102

    Damn, some excellent jokes that really pushed the limits. Good to see Jim hasn't lost his edge.

    • @carlosdangerfield9477
      @carlosdangerfield9477 3 роки тому

      just made a google account only to give a "thumbs up" to your comment. Excellente!

  • @scythe2534
    @scythe2534 3 роки тому +10

    “Which brings us to our regular segment: *NO*!”
    Gold

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 5 років тому +136

    Yeah and in 2008 when CEOs had to lay off tens of thousands of workers to keep their multi-million dollar bonuses... Surely the CEOs were the real victims...

    • @MrZaborskii
      @MrZaborskii 5 років тому +5

      My thoughts and prayers go out to those CEOs too. It's hard to tax-shelter a 200 million dollar severance package. The time they're going to have spend away from their families, setting up offshore accounts, it's heartbreaking.

    • @MrZaborskii
      @MrZaborskii 5 років тому +4

      *bonus, not severance package.

    • @livingunderarockunderarock9963
      @livingunderarockunderarock9963 4 роки тому +4

      Let’s not forget about all those missed payments on yachts, private jets and vacation homes in the Hamptons. A real travesty.

  • @sarawilliamson5420
    @sarawilliamson5420 5 років тому +1575

    Rich white men:"It's a scary time to be a young man, you can be accused of something you didn't do at anytime!" Black men; "You don't say!"

    • @cnashford2
      @cnashford2 5 років тому +37

      Damn. Deep.

    • @boomeraang123
      @boomeraang123 5 років тому +18

      Brilliant

    • @DJ-zp8hw
      @DJ-zp8hw 5 років тому +25

      Ooh that one cut deep.

    • @ethrez
      @ethrez 5 років тому +4

      Detroit for example, or anywhere else.. They bring it upon themselves.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 років тому +19

      Sara Williamson
      Dave Chapelle has addressed this sentiment in his performances. I agree with you both.

  • @trish8321
    @trish8321 5 років тому +186

    "Also in the way the 9/11 hijackers were victims of a plane crash" 😂😂😂😂 #DEAD

  • @eseguerito2629
    @eseguerito2629 5 років тому +26

    When the lady pulled the cover off the cage, unveiling the little “immigrant” kid, i laughed so hard that my folks knocked on my door and asked if i was okay. This was a ballsy sketch. Loved it. Keep it up, Jim!

  • @JaredTakesTime
    @JaredTakesTime 5 років тому +675

    Gotta love the shocked gasps of the crowd after the kid in a cage was shown.

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 5 років тому +7

      8:04

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 5 років тому +101

      Yeah, we don't like to see kids in cages. That's why the government protects us from nosy reporters taking pictures at those facilities.

    • @bvishal2kn
      @bvishal2kn 5 років тому +7

      too edgy for ComedyCentral.

    • @JaredTakesTime
      @JaredTakesTime 5 років тому +18

      Nosy reporters? Clearly you mean to say enemies of the state.

    • @MimiB1974
      @MimiB1974 5 років тому +21

      It’s like people don’t realize this shit’s going on as we speak

  • @PJMAtkinson
    @PJMAtkinson 5 років тому +689

    Oddly enough, anyone who's actually survived something traumatic or horrific don't identify as victims. They are survivors. That's how you know. Because those who have survived don't want to be seen as broken or weak or vulnerable. They survived.

    • @matthew40518
      @matthew40518 5 років тому +32

      Bruh, they didn't survive. That type of trauma stays with you, if anything they're still surviving.

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE 5 років тому +52

      @@matthew40518 I think that was her point. Survivors have grown and will continue to struggle every day with their trauma. They don't want anybody's pity, because they've grown past it. A person who identifies as a victim on the other hand, usually wants hand outs and an easy out of their problems so they ask for pity and act miserable or sad.

    • @matthew40518
      @matthew40518 5 років тому +25

      Ahh, I gotcha. I interpreted people saying "they survived" as if they don't still struggle with it. My comment was more to emphasize the traumatic experience rather than downplay PJMAtkinson's comment. Regarding the victim portion, I didn't see any point for me to address it because PJMAtkinson pretty much summed it up

    • @TheTroutyness
      @TheTroutyness 5 років тому +27

      Chas O.T.E Or they’re still working through it and wish we’d stop stigmatizing such vulnerability.

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty 5 років тому +8

      @TheTroutyness BINGO.

  • @508ctk
    @508ctk 5 років тому +15

    "And the Asian kid who made the hat."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd2560 5 років тому +92

    I am such a victim of the consequences of my actions!!!

    • @kcor4
      @kcor4 5 років тому +1

      Are you talking about the accuser who just admitted to lying about her rape accusation?

    • @Mancer1980
      @Mancer1980 Місяць тому

      #modernwomenattheirbest

  • @nem447
    @nem447 5 років тому +29

    Self pity is humanity's ugliest emotion.

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston 4 роки тому +1

      Sometimes it is called for not all pity is wrong

    • @veronicachristopher9321
      @veronicachristopher9321 4 роки тому +3

      Ummm? Jealousy? Self-loathing? Psychopathy?
      You're reaching far and are a bit dramatic.

  • @MrJonsonville5
    @MrJonsonville5 5 років тому +255

    One thing I like about Jim, he calls out both sides for their ridiculousness. And there's plenty there to call out these days.

    • @alexandersean3801
      @alexandersean3801 5 років тому +16

      J5, hes pretty liberal. Comedy central is a liberal/democratic/left network

    • @Twigg4075
      @Twigg4075 5 років тому +25

      Both sides? When did he call out the left?

    • @laxbruh69
      @laxbruh69 5 років тому +14

      Jim Jefferies is the same as all the late night hosts, a partisan liberal hack.

    • @swagviljami
      @swagviljami 5 років тому +9

      Twigg4075 You must have not watched the whole video or you simply just missed the point. Maybe the Kanye bit?

    • @Twigg4075
      @Twigg4075 5 років тому +6

      You mean how they railed on Trump and said the crowd was the victim. Yeah, they were really sticking it to the left there! *extreme sarcasm* I'm wondering if YOU watched the same video.

  • @bryantbravo9363
    @bryantbravo9363 5 років тому +152

    You can hear the "ooooooo" when the child was shown

    • @rozkaz661
      @rozkaz661 5 років тому +5

      Oh really? I didn't catch that. Was the audience also laughing from time to time? Cause I couldn't tell

    • @fervcorsica3358
      @fervcorsica3358 4 роки тому

      No shit, Sherlock

  • @marylandlax3
    @marylandlax3 5 років тому +782

    Jim you’re getting too political...keep doing that!

    • @watchingtheworldburn193
      @watchingtheworldburn193 5 років тому +20

      yeah - cuz this is what he believes. Why don't you go watch alcoholicaust which he made before he was this famous. he's saying what dumb uberliberals want to hear because you morons will buy into anything. Good for Jim for going where the money is, but all you people thinking he's saying what he thinks all the time on this show politically are just gullible fools. Yes Jim, keep it up - get all the cash you can from the fools.

    • @frogwart70
      @frogwart70 5 років тому +26

      You sound like a guy who has it all figured out. Thanks for making us idiots who happen to have different opinions a little more informed with all the uh...counter points? and...well thought out arguments? you posted! I feel like less of a libtard already :)

    • @marylandlax3
      @marylandlax3 5 років тому +18

      watchingtheworldburn !!! Seen alcohlicaust, loved it, not everyone means what they say in comedy skits.i understand it’s difficult to understand that concept but feel free to continue your conservative snowflake rant

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 5 років тому +6

      Oh I thought it was Get Woke Go Broke..
      The money from the ragey little anti SJW gamers and scared fatherless "men" is being raked in by the right and dudes like Peterson.
      Now to pretend Taylor Swift wasn't a loss, and come up with an excuse for who forced her to think for herself.. must've been Kanye.
      Edit - that was for worldburn if anyone didn't figure that out.. world burn.. which also must be your goal if you're educated and on the right.

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 років тому +2

      @@geoffbaumgartner5335 'ragey little anti-SJW gamers' wow dude. Words cannot even begin to break down everything wrong with that statement or your mindset.
      Edit: Also, Who tf cares about some pop singer and her political beliefs 😂😂😂😂

  • @jc6226
    @jc6226 5 років тому +2

    Simply one of the funniest and most brilliant social and political commentaries I have ever seen. Thanks Jim and writers!

  • @matthewcassem8359
    @matthewcassem8359 5 років тому +120

    Don't forget to always call Mitch McConnel "Cocaine Mitch."

    • @dumisanitsotetsi2272
      @dumisanitsotetsi2272 5 років тому +11

      Bitch McConnel.

    • @HudaefCares
      @HudaefCares 5 років тому +3

      Cocaine Bitch

    • @luishernandez2719
      @luishernandez2719 5 років тому +1

      kavanaugh should play devil's triangle as a celebration! classic drinking game with three glasses in a triangle and nothing more!

    • @clipobserver
      @clipobserver 5 років тому +1

      or Bitch McConnell

    • @eugeneaxe
      @eugeneaxe 5 років тому +1

      Mitch is a cocaine bitch

  • @robertocaesar
    @robertocaesar 5 років тому +9

    This man deserves more public time!!

  • @brandonmuse5532
    @brandonmuse5532 5 років тому +2

    You killed me with winning the kid in the Cage!!! LMFAO

  • @181baddog
    @181baddog 5 років тому +1

    The kid in the cage though 😂😂😂😂😂 the balls to air that part of the skit 😂😂

  • @ragestaff
    @ragestaff 5 років тому +4

    Jim just might sail to the top of the night show list. He and his staff are amazing.

  • @ncorp2668
    @ncorp2668 5 років тому +74

    This segment is brilliant. I'm going to have to keep up on this show more...so much truth here. Propaganda 101: accuse those being wronged of the very thing they're accusing you of. It's been that way throughout history. Misogynists, white supremacists, etc simply co-opt causes that have actual goals and needs, meanwhile telling women/people of color that sexism/racism doesn't exist. The mental gymnastics are astounding. Simply asking them what fundamental rights/needs they're being deprived of, and they never have an answer.

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas 5 років тому +2

      Are you fucking stupid?

    • @nealford7897
      @nealford7897 5 років тому +3

      Jaden Pelate are you?

    • @ashercroft820
      @ashercroft820 5 років тому

      As someone who has been stabbed in a school by a muslim kid, and falsely accused of sexual assault by someone I never met, nor did I get a chance to face my accuser. You sir are an idiot -- and sad enough to say, white nationalists unlike yourself seem to behave better than your Antifa Whiteknight Anarchists.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 5 років тому

      @@ashercroft820 Yeah, so civilized to drive a car into a crowd of protestors.
      And yeah, so uncivilized by antifa to protect the peaceful protestors in Charlottesville(according to the peaceful protestors that where there to protest the nazi rally)
      And sorry if you've been falsely accused of sexual assault but it's an anomaly. 95-99% of all cases are real. And if one is falsely accused and 99 isn't. Which of them is the problem that needs the most help/focus to solve?

    • @ashercroft820
      @ashercroft820 5 років тому

      @@andreaskarlsson5251 You do realize that car was *SHOT* at yes? Not only shot at by clustered by those 'Antifa' protectors where they attempted to yank a driver out before he sped onward.
      A gunshot scares anyone into action and I'd have likely done the same considering.

  • @acchaladka
    @acchaladka 5 років тому +39

    That line about the 9/11 hijackers is golden.

  • @chaoslord8918
    @chaoslord8918 5 років тому +11

    I can't wait for the next installment of "No".

  • @nickwaterman8926
    @nickwaterman8926 5 років тому +16

    Cheers Jim and the gang! Keep'em on their toes

  • @stjohnbaby
    @stjohnbaby 5 років тому +300

    I love Jim Jeffries,tells it like it is

    • @onetofew1
      @onetofew1 5 років тому +2

      I think he is liar

    • @stark4614
      @stark4614 5 років тому +8

      Yeah man fuck innocent till proven guilty. Muh feels bro.

    • @dementare
      @dementare 5 років тому +1

      Care to name the *Sexual Assaulter* that you (Jim Jeffries) were an *eye witness* too, and refused to name?
      ua-cam.com/video/W8_EmMM1KBc/v-deo.html

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 5 років тому +2

      This wasn't a criminal trial it was a confirmation, essentially an interview for a promotion. He wouldn't have gone to jail whatever happened he would still have been way better off than most of us...

    • @cliftonfameree4436
      @cliftonfameree4436 5 років тому

      I know, right?! Except for the facts - fuck them.

  • @PakRT48
    @PakRT48 5 років тому +6

    The "date rape" and "annually" mentions. Truly truly savage.

  • @sartresianez5332
    @sartresianez5332 5 років тому +2

    Shout out to the caged kid who fuckin killed it! 😂

  • @hamzamahmood9565
    @hamzamahmood9565 5 років тому +218

    Love the way conservatives talk about the left playing victim-while constantly protecting the most privileged in society

    • @arronaim654
      @arronaim654 5 років тому +6

      The left started using it for every thing that had nothing to do with it, the conservatives thought 'Why don't we try using it too.' then the bar for the whole world lowered. So someone got ran over, the driver is the victim. When a millennial feels offended and screams cause a stranger on the street didn't call him by his new none binary name 'Pixie Tiddlywinks' and dox and ruins that persons life, the millennial is the victim. Or the NRA paying to give guns to anyone and if someone gets shot, then the real victim is of course the NRA. Lets all be victims together.

    • @gavindy_Sv2
      @gavindy_Sv2 5 років тому +12

      I love the way liberals say guilty until proven innocent, unless it's a democrat politician, or celeb, or journalist.

    • @cliftonfameree4436
      @cliftonfameree4436 5 років тому +3

      The most privileged, or those who have given and continue to give us the most? Wouldn't it be a shame if those who did the most for mankind were unappreciated? You of all people should know that, Nikola Tesla.

    • @hamzamahmood9565
      @hamzamahmood9565 5 років тому +11

      @@cliftonfameree4436 You can always cherry pick examples to justify any thing-all i was saying is that people who are privileged simply due to a lottery of birth doesn't need nearly as much support from society as those who aren't. Btw Nikola Tesla lived a greatly disadvantaged life, if you've read about him you should know.

    • @noahreisner5199
      @noahreisner5199 5 років тому +4

      @@arronaim654 Would y'all stop with the getting called the wrong pronouns on the street shit, it doesn't happen.

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 5 років тому +88

    The latter half of the show should be broadcast as a PSA to all the self-proclaimed privileged who think they are the real victims..

    • @garlicknot887
      @garlicknot887 5 років тому

      Grailsarvas thank u for speaking truth

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 5 років тому +4

      @Grailsarvas I can see your point about that.. But then this douchebag.. he was very privileged.. having things handed to him.. and thus didn't work hard enough to really be able to claim victimization.. If he'd worked hard enough, perhaps he would've been studying harder and not boozing and raping? And he knew he'd get out of it.. that's what is scary.. his tendencies are very characteristic..

    • @garlicknot887
      @garlicknot887 5 років тому +2

      ursaltydog I didn’t know you were there with Kavanaugh during his high school years when he was “boozing and raping..?” That’s odd, you should’ve said something but WAIT you weren’t there so you don’t know :/ and there’s no evidence to show that Kavanaugh raped anyone so you’re just talking out of your ass. Maybe if you would stop complaining about privilege you’ll see that you just have to work hard in life and not be a victim to everything. Living like you that must be rough sir. Sitting around claiming that other people got where they are simply because you could never get everything u ever wanted :/ poor soul

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 5 років тому +2

      @@garlicknot887 Did you not see how he disputed and lied through his confirmation? What do lies tell us as individuals or even psychological professionals.. That there was something to hide.. If he'd just thrown back some brews with his buddies and nothing else notable happened, (that he could remember from his alcohol haze or that his buddies told him), then no one would've taken issue with that.. But he HID it.. and LIED about even drinking at younger than the laws allowed at that time.. He did not abide by laws that were meant for EVERYONE.. that is telling in and of itself.. That he did other crimes and then lied about not knowing of or accusations by Ford?? IT was proven that he DID know her... and knew her accusations well before he was apprised of them..
      AND she had other witnesses who knew of the attack... but their statements were never taken.. There were other victims.. but their statements never taken.. Friends who knew he was aggressive when drunk, were not interviewed..
      WTF does that tell you, if you are a sensible person? These actions led to expression of his deep desire to control.. to abuse.. Even those whom were formerly bullied... If it were merely having an uneventful frat drinking party, or smoking some pot in the 80's, I could overlook that as many would in a federal interview. But not after the age of 18, and not when there is credible evidence that a crime committed went unpunished...

    • @garlicknot887
      @garlicknot887 5 років тому +2

      ursaltydog U say “there was something to hide” and that “he LIED” but sir you have no evidence to suggest he did. In your own deranged mind, he is guilty but to the Senate and to the FBI the man is innocent. That’s that and there’s nothing you’ll do about it (: unless you personally have evidence that ties to Kavanaugh raping anyone please release it and get the man locked up, otherwise shut up and stop complaining. Drinking and going to frat parties doesn’t make a person a rapist, and if you’re going to argue that he broke the law that EVERYONE should follow then that mutt Hillary Clinton would be locked away for life along with her husband, as well as a majority of the US population so that is a really dumb argument. Incredibly stupid.
      In your world he’s guilty and you THINK there is evidence of rape but in the REAL world there is none and Dr. Ford lied under oath and that’s why there is an FBI investigation on her and other corrupt liberal senators at this moment (: get used to Kavanaugh and be ready for another Trump win in 2020 because it’s happening faggot 🤗

  • @RubsNL
    @RubsNL 5 років тому +1

    Thanks Jim and your crew for finding a way to make me chuckle about all this insanity.

  • @darrylcarnell9095
    @darrylcarnell9095 5 років тому +1

    The smartest formatted segment yet: "No". God damn genius! Now it's been done, it should be a regular thing, because sometimes no brainer questions need a no.

  • @coosoorlog
    @coosoorlog 5 років тому +16

    you can't be a great comedian without real haters

    • @danielclark653
      @danielclark653 5 років тому

      I mean you can be but that requires thought and maybe some intelligence

  • @alexbrewer3691
    @alexbrewer3691 2 роки тому +4

    RIP Bob Saget

  • @trish8321
    @trish8321 5 років тому

    You had me in the first 20 seconds😂😂😂😂

  • @Thomas-ey2mu
    @Thomas-ey2mu 4 роки тому +2

    Just started watching jim... Hes my new favorite sooo funny

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 5 років тому +31

    I do remember, the day after Trump was elected, that kids all across the country who've bullied a classmate into suicide woke up that morning thinking they could be President.

  • @chriscorbin6980
    @chriscorbin6980 5 років тому +6

    Love the segment title NO

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken 5 років тому

    Jim Jeffery from day one! My number one comedian /guy to up life my day! Keep it up!! Stay you stay true!

  • @worthlesstrash9662
    @worthlesstrash9662 5 років тому +1

    That plane crash reference was actually perfect.

  • @ashleyclevenger9203
    @ashleyclevenger9203 5 років тому +8

    Keep going Jim! We need this to be put out there. Thanks for "saying it like it is". Never stop!

    • @watchingtheworldburn193
      @watchingtheworldburn193 5 років тому

      LMAO - he's saying what will get him paid because of gullible people like you. Go watch 'alcoholicaust' which Jim did well before he was this famous. Within 2 minutes he says all women are c&&ts. It goes on from there. But yeah - never stop 'saying it like it is'. Wow the left is just dumb and will watch anyone that says what they want to hear. Oh, sorry - YOU will watch anyone that says what YOU want to hear. LMFAO

    • @ashleyclevenger9203
      @ashleyclevenger9203 5 років тому

      watchingtheworldburn !!! Btw... Ummmm you watched too, so now what?

  • @cia898
    @cia898 5 років тому +4

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    Queen
    I'd sit alone and watch your light
    My only friend through teenage nights
    And everything I had to know
    I heard it on my radio
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    So don't become some background noise
    A backdrop for the girls and boys
    Who just don't know or just don't care
    And just complain when you're not there
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    We watch the shows, we watch the stars
    On videos for hours and hours
    We hardly need to use our ears
    How music changes through the years
    Let's hope you never leave old friend
    Like all good things on you we depend
    So stick around 'cause we might miss you
    When we grow tired of all this visual
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    You've yet to have your finest hour
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    Radio blah blah
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    Someone still loves you
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    You had your time, you had the power
    You've yet to have your finest hour
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    Songwriters: Roger Taylor
    Radio Ga Ga lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    PLAY AT FULL BLAST WITH HEADPHONES ON

    • @aidanyelsma7762
      @aidanyelsma7762 5 років тому +2

      Don't Stop Me Now
      Queen
      Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
      I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out - yeah
      And floating around in ecstasy
      So don't stop me now don't stop me
      'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time
      I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
      Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
      I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
      I'm gonna go go go
      There's no stopping me
      I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
      Two hundred degrees
      That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
      I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
      I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
      Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
      I'm having a ball
      Don't stop me now
      If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
      Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
      Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time)
      I don't want to stop at all
      Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
      On a collision course
      I am a satellite I'm out of control
      I am a sex machine ready to reload
      Like an atom bomb about to
      Oh oh oh oh oh explode
      I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
      Two hundred degrees
      That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
      I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
      I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
      Don't stop me don't stop me
      Don't stop me hey hey hey
      Don't stop me don't stop me
      Ooh ooh ooh, I like it
      Don't stop me don't stop me
      Have a good time good time
      Don't stop me don't stop me ah
      Oh yeah
      Alright
      Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
      Two hundred degrees
      That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
      I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
      I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
      Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
      I'm having a ball
      Don't stop me now
      If you wanna have a good time (wooh)
      Just give me a call (alright)
      Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah)
      Don't stop me now (yes I'm havin' a good time)
      I don't want to stop at all
      La da da da daah
      Da da da haa
      Ha da da ha ha haaa
      Ha da daa ha da da aaa
      Ooh ooh ooh
      Songwriters: Freddie Mercury
      Don't Stop Me Now lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

  • @gamefanatics5113
    @gamefanatics5113 Рік тому +2

    Miss you Bob.

  • @goodtaste4
    @goodtaste4 5 років тому +1

    That kid in the cage had me dying

  • @ehla0144
    @ehla0144 5 років тому +10

    WTF, Murica??!!

  • @danboyle116
    @danboyle116 5 років тому +3

    "It waa a real date rape."
    Two things:
    1) Shame on you;
    2) Just freaking hilarious!

  • @marcelguillen9235
    @marcelguillen9235 5 років тому +1

    the ending with the kid in the cage is fucking dystopian

  • @hellogoditsmesara3569
    @hellogoditsmesara3569 4 роки тому

    The kid in the dog crate at the end! XD

  • @ProudDad1976
    @ProudDad1976 4 роки тому +10

    I love the 1.5k thumbs down, the republican snowflakes are crying after watching you but are they really watching or just hitting the thumbs down? UA-cam should make it a rule, you can't thumbs up or down until you have watched at least half of the video.

  • @gagewesterhouse9558
    @gagewesterhouse9558 5 років тому +4

    This is Comedy Central?

    • @SDMF20
      @SDMF20 5 років тому +2

      Not anymore, now it's Politics Central. Very left wing at that.

    • @gagewesterhouse9558
      @gagewesterhouse9558 5 років тому +1

      @@SDMF20 don't get me wrong, I love Jefferies. And I wanted to think this was funny. And I wouldn't have minded him ripping into kavanaugh. Had he at least been more funny with it. I realize that many comedians have strong opinions that I may not agree with. But for much of this, you could easily forget that this was a comedy skit. Jim was getting legitimately angry. His job is to be funny. Not preach his political opinion. If he wants to do both at the same time, I can get behind that. But once you (as a comedian) start preaching WITHOUT trying to be funny, I really can't get behind you.

    • @murk4552
      @murk4552 5 років тому +1

      @@gagewesterhouse9558then you're weak-minded because Comedians can display multiple emotions and moods besides hilarity. Anger makes the best comedy, as it strikes the hardest, most thoroughly and direct.

    • @gagewesterhouse9558
      @gagewesterhouse9558 5 років тому

      @@murk4552 then you don't understand what comedy even is. Comedy is supposed to make people laugh. That's it. It's not supposed to be serious and have a message. Then it's not comedy. It's activism with a couple jokes thrown in.

  • @alasdairmacintyre9383
    @alasdairmacintyre9383 5 років тому +1

    Great segment👍👍

  • @Sticks_
    @Sticks_ 5 років тому

    Jim you are just awesome!

  • @stoneyll
    @stoneyll 5 років тому +212

    Donald Trump is a habitual pathological liar...
    Vote his enablers out in November.

    • @caspa7
      @caspa7 5 років тому +3

      How if one deplorable vote counts up to 10x more than a normal one?

    • @jootai
      @jootai 5 років тому +8

      The right sure are jumping to go to the polls.. We ll see if the left can give a shit to drag the self to a booth

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 років тому +7

      I would, but I'm not allowed since I'm not a US citizen. On the bright side: I do not live in the US and will only have to endure some (instead of all) of the consequences of America going fascist.

    • @killtime8
      @killtime8 5 років тому +1

      And he has made billions of dollars and become president of the most powerful country in the world 🤨
      Vote them out is your Moto?!?!? Simply vote for a party not based on their individual views but that they play for the other team is your strat?!?! Holy shit balls dude, you're a d-bag
      #snowflake

    • @killtime8
      @killtime8 5 років тому

      @@armedwombat6816 what's the definition of fascist ???

  • @InHumanoXY
    @InHumanoXY 5 років тому +3

    Jim´s the best!

  • @colaboytje
    @colaboytje 5 років тому

    This was so well written and executed.

  • @sstielia4089
    @sstielia4089 5 років тому

    Jim you are just happy becouse you are Ausie😄😘❤💜💙💚💛. Love your show.

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 5 років тому +8

    When are middle age white men going to get a break in America?

  • @skylardunne4933
    @skylardunne4933 5 років тому +16

    Damn this went from a dislike too a like real quick .. Jefferies u got a way of really tweaking an oppinion

    • @watchingtheworldburn193
      @watchingtheworldburn193 5 років тому +1

      Are you serious? You had your opinion changed by a comedy show? Wow.

    • @cyantulip
      @cyantulip 5 років тому

      Skylar Dunne Really? Wow, that’s a first!

  • @beth_9214
    @beth_9214 5 років тому +1

    That was great and insane as hell!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 роки тому +2

    Seems like you’ve gotta have a fairly offensive bit set up to get Bob Saget to join.

  • @meadowyellowcloud3603
    @meadowyellowcloud3603 5 років тому +41

    holy shit on early for a video!

    • @meadowyellowcloud3603
      @meadowyellowcloud3603 5 років тому

      lulululululu 😅😅😅 wut... *lowkey thinks your weird already* 😂😂😂

  • @nicoz6540
    @nicoz6540 5 років тому +6

    Just remember everybody, INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. Curb your politics

    • @picklerick2718
      @picklerick2718 5 років тому +1

      Nico Z that's what we're taught, but actually were guilty until proven innocent.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 5 років тому

      Yes but Brett was avoided an investigation.

  • @c0m4g1bb
    @c0m4g1bb 5 років тому

    Ahahaha, I love your stand ups, but this... I'll be coming back to the CC channel for sure just to watch this segment

  • @gabrielmichelson9830
    @gabrielmichelson9830 3 роки тому +2

    "Wait, how is Bill O'Reilly the victim?" "Next question!" Yeah, that's us in a nutshell.

  • @donebone3155
    @donebone3155 5 років тому +8

    Jefferies comedy doesn't need to be in competition with Colbert.

    • @whalepott2905
      @whalepott2905 5 років тому

      Colbert doesnt need to be in Competition with Jefferies.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 5 років тому +1

      Chocolate didn't need to get in my peanut butter, but there it is and it's delicious.

    • @donebone3155
      @donebone3155 5 років тому

      What I'm trying to say is, we have brilliant writers and comedic talent. The shame is, your material only comes from politics. This country is so divided now. There's left, there's right. Watch CNN for an hour, then watch fox news for an hour. Now we have our favorite comedians doing political satire on tv instead of standup.

    • @shmosel_
      @shmosel_ 5 років тому

      He's like Colbert, but funny.

    • @nebulous6660
      @nebulous6660 5 років тому

      Colbert doesn't do comedy. Rob Schneider put it best by describing it as a klan meeting for the Left. Put him up against a general audience without the applause sign and you'll hear crickets. Jefferies is the same way most of the time now.

  • @jeffv2074
    @jeffv2074 5 років тому +30

    What makes Brett Kavanaugh guily so obvious is the simple fact he was so defensive, typical guilty move and being prior law enforcement one tends to learn how to read body language and verbiage. If he wasn't guilty he would have tried a more humbling approach to proving his innocence but he didn't he was in defense mode all they way. If Brett Kavanaugh was innocent like he claims then he should have taken a polygraph in which he did not and agree to an FBI investigation. If he was innocent he should have done more to prove so, he did not.

    • @bennyboyblack689
      @bennyboyblack689 5 років тому +6

      Polygraphs are only used for intimation to get confessions. They go purely off of heart rate. Which is something that kind of goes crazy when you're put on the spot, irregardless of whether or not you're guilty. Guilty people have beat it, and innocent people have failed it. It's not the be all, end all.
      Also, by law, it does not fall upon the defendant you prove themselves innocent. It is up to the plaintiff to prove the defendant guilty. Innocent until proven guilty and all that. More people should understand that, it's really dangerous when people forget it.

    • @Erikpdx
      @Erikpdx 5 років тому +5

      Defensive is also how incident people behave when they see Injustice. That isn't a good point

    • @watchingtheworldburn193
      @watchingtheworldburn193 5 років тому +8

      Typical law enforcement mentality - guilty until proven innocent. You even say he should have done more to prove his innocence. That isn't the job of the accused. Your mentality - that you got working in law enforcement - is everything that is wrong with the police today. They all think they're the judge and jury, and that everyone is guilty until they prove otherwise. That's why everyone now hates cops. And by the way - polygraphs are junk science. Your comment is really just a scary look into the mind of law enforcement. "Oh, I can read body language". Give me a fucking break.

    • @AJBramwell
      @AJBramwell 5 років тому

      who asked for your opinion, get some facts or get the fuck out, libtard

    • @bennyboyblack689
      @bennyboyblack689 5 років тому +1

      @@Erikpdx quick! Fix the typo before you give the leftists a straw to grab on to!

  • @davidharrison67
    @davidharrison67 5 років тому

    Yyeeaahh new Jim!

  • @pedrojuanlobosrameriz2600
    @pedrojuanlobosrameriz2600 5 років тому

    thanks for another great show Jim

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 5 років тому +3

    Republikkkans

    • @rokmilenkovic6705
      @rokmilenkovic6705 5 років тому

      The DEMS are the original KKK..... learn your history.

    • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
      @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 5 років тому

      Rok Milenković their is no good people marching whit neo Nazi

    • @garrisontippett316
      @garrisontippett316 5 років тому

      yeah they might be the original but look whos wearing the robes now

    • @nebulous6660
      @nebulous6660 5 років тому

      NATIVE LATINOS Fuck THEMSELVES - Demokkkrats

    • @johnbw2597
      @johnbw2597 4 роки тому

      @@rokmilenkovic6705 actually ex Confederate soilders started the KKK. That's why they love the Confederate flag you guys love too.

  • @MattDeckard
    @MattDeckard 5 років тому +10

    This guy reminds me of exactly why I don’t watch the daily show anymore. Oh, and that he took down the comicsgate video because he couldn’t handle the negative responses toward his manipulated interview.

    • @scaryfaced1
      @scaryfaced1 5 років тому +6

      The fuck is Comicsgate? Why is everything a -gate? Just give it a damn name so we can remember your next temper tantrum.

    • @cesaralexarango5397
      @cesaralexarango5397 5 років тому

      LMAO

  • @TheMoeHawk
    @TheMoeHawk 5 років тому

    Is it just me or he seems more sober than his usual stand up lol (Not bad or worse, same comic gold, just more sober lol)

  • @DJ-zp8hw
    @DJ-zp8hw 5 років тому

    I bet Jim likes.. BEER. DO YOU LIKE BEER, JIM? HAVE YOU EVER HAD TOO MUCH BEER?

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 5 років тому +34

    Q: Who’s the real victim?
    A: The person who got their virginity stolen and failed to receive justice for it.

    • @tjogara7529
      @tjogara7529 5 років тому +15

      A:Or the one who could have gotten their life ruined by a false claim from some random ass woman who just wanted to be relevant for a few seconds?

    • @tjogara7529
      @tjogara7529 5 років тому +11

      And don't like your own post

    • @robyn905
      @robyn905 5 років тому +9

      No one got their virginity stolen... she didn’t even accuse him of rape

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan 5 років тому +2

      has anyone ever been to a frat party?

    • @teamla1047
      @teamla1047 5 років тому +3

      TFO the Not Pro: Ed Whelan, who posted tweets NAMING a Georgetown Prep student who bore a resemblance to BK, with being the REAL assailant. Talk about a man being accused of being guilty of something he might not be guilty of!
      Was that a liberal, a Soros-paid operative, a democrat out to avenge Billary? No.
      Whelan is president of a conservative think tank, The Ethics and Public Policy Center.
      And the trolls ran with it therefore it had to have been all over conservative media.
      That is where the claim that Dr. Blasey-Ford was "confused" and "mixed up" came from. That poor man that Whelan threw under the bus like that never saw it coming, was totally blindsided. He was fortunate that everyone who read it, other than tRumptards, could see it for the blatant bullshit that it was.

  • @karldilkington8587
    @karldilkington8587 5 років тому +81

    Innocent until proven guilty. No one proved him guilty.

    • @jamespondy0
      @jamespondy0 5 років тому +52

      Nobody proved him innocent, either.

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 5 років тому +59

      Because nobody *properly* investigated.

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 5 років тому +41

      There was plenty of testimony if they had just done a full investigation.

    • @gibbyrex522
      @gibbyrex522 5 років тому +50

      Hey dumbass, it wasn't a court of law. Innocence or guilt was not the objective. Whether the turd was competent and had the right moral fiber was more the goal. And according to the no values GOP, he was PERFECT!

    • @YemYum
      @YemYum 5 років тому +28

      Grailsarvas you’re such an idiot. It’s a job interview for the highest court in the land. There was no criminal investigation, no one was charged of anything. On what planet was this anything like a criminal investigation? If it was, it would last much much longer than a week.
      No one is entitled to the job. You’re acting as if he was. If the senate did decide to believe dr Ford over lavanaugh, kavanaugh would just not be a Supreme Court Justice. He wouldn’t go to prison or be convicted. Just use you’re brain for a second please. Not a single part of this entire process is it a trial. Stop thinking that kavanaugh was somehow entitled to the same protections as he would have under a normal trial. Dr Ford was also not protected by anything. If this was a criminal trial, then the confirmation of kavanaugh would mean he is innocent. Which is not the case.

  • @DNyCe36
    @DNyCe36 5 років тому

    oh lord I fkn died laughing m8. amazing work guys!

  • @TheFLOW1978
    @TheFLOW1978 5 років тому

    Thank you, Jim.

  • @NeuroScientician
    @NeuroScientician 5 років тому +3

    Jim used to be really funny :(

  • @stark4614
    @stark4614 5 років тому +23

    So basically any woman without evidence and everyone around her saying they don't know about it should be able to destroy a man's life? You're sick.

    • @MrNinjaone1
      @MrNinjaone1 5 років тому +6

      And you managed to trap yourself by grandstanding a strawman, you dimwit ✌

    • @swamysmith3446
      @swamysmith3446 5 років тому +4

      He’s on the Supreme Court so what life did she destroy? Also she has a polygraph test and therapist notes and receipts from therapy so..u gotta keep in perspective that gorsuch was passed no prob so it’s not like there’s a conspiracy or anything lol

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 років тому +10

      Any woman with some amount of credibility should be believed enough to start a thorough investigation. If the defenders of the accused prevent that, then that looks like a pretty good sign that there's something to be found.

    • @stark4614
      @stark4614 5 років тому +2

      Therapist notes she never handed over and oh yeah didn't her ex boyfriend say she helped a friend pass her polygraph test because she knows how they work? Sooo...

    • @cliftonfameree4436
      @cliftonfameree4436 5 років тому

      @@MrNinjaone1 this is the second place I've seen you post that comment. Is that the only thing you know?

  • @susanbodell1459
    @susanbodell1459 5 років тому

    Love this show.

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 років тому +15

    Jim believing a person is guilty without evidence.

    • @stark4614
      @stark4614 5 років тому +2

      @VenomDalek She lied under oath more than once so that to me is evidence she could be lying about everything.

    • @swamysmith3446
      @swamysmith3446 5 років тому +1

      Your Soul Is Mostly Empty if she lied then why isn’t she in trouble ? Pretty big deal to lie to the senate...

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 років тому +1

      @VenomDalek If there was proof it would have been taken to court.
      -------
      There is no evidence it is a lie but without proof we cannot say it is true.
      -------
      If it is a lie, we cannot prosecute her until evidence is provided proving her lie.
      --------
      Because, EVERYONE is afforded INNOCENCE UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

    • @Dankman9
      @Dankman9 5 років тому +7

      Kavanaugh demonstrably lied under oath several times.

    • @conancat
      @conancat 5 років тому

      Testimony is evidence. SHE IS THE EVIDENCE.
      You people pretending that testimony is not evidence need to learn to use Google.

  • @lucaskirkham8662
    @lucaskirkham8662 5 років тому +10

    As a liberal, it has been pretty disgusting to see how many of us on the left treated this whole incident. To claim that any of us know he is guilty is allowing our natural bias against conservative ideals to influence our thoughts on actual justice. But I hope it was worth effectively ending the "blue wave" (Dem poll numbers have taken a cliff dive last couple of weeks) and making things harder for sexual assault victims going forward just so we could gamble on winning a political victory (which we still lost)

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 5 років тому +8

      Lucas Kirkham I would be more upset that a non partisan is on the bench. His testimony should be evident of that. He thinks a Alex Jones like conspiracy was against him. Scary shit.

    • @26michaeluk
      @26michaeluk 5 років тому +9

      I'm sure you're liberal when you use the "us liberal" line. It's blatantly obvious that you're not. The polls are actually relatively the same as before. Remember only 20% of voters are GOP so if their intensity is up big deal. The GOP is hemorrhaging women voters after this, and they are the largest voting bloc.

    • @crystaldelancey7160
      @crystaldelancey7160 5 років тому

      Really.....ewww.

    • @26michaeluk
      @26michaeluk 5 років тому

      @David Ferguson it hasn't galvanized hardly at all. Democrats are still way more galvanized, especially women after this Shit.

    • @26michaeluk
      @26michaeluk 5 років тому +5

      And I didn't know anyone knew for a fact he was guilty. People were pissed because the GOP treated her like Shit, didn't have the balls to question her, and the sham fbi investigation.

  • @chameleonlizarduk
    @chameleonlizarduk 5 років тому

    Give this team an Emmy!

  • @b.h.2819
    @b.h.2819 3 роки тому +1

    Jim you r a funny man.

  • @jethrohuevas
    @jethrohuevas 5 років тому +11

    Believe all women, even in the absence of evidence, BELIEVE ALL WOMENNNNNNNNN. #FeelingsOverFacts

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 років тому +9

      Feelingsoverfacts? Why are you bashing your own side? After all it's conservatives who still think that climate change is a myth, that trickle-down economics has merit or abstinence-only sex-ed works.

    • @feralcatgirl
      @feralcatgirl 5 років тому +3

      the facts are that brett kavanaugh has a well-documented history of lyïng under oath and dr ford doesn't. sorry if the truth triggers you Ralph Zuela

    • @cliftonfameree4436
      @cliftonfameree4436 5 років тому

      @@feralcatgirl Care to share?

    • @feralcatgirl
      @feralcatgirl 5 років тому +1

      google.com

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 5 років тому

      @@armedwombat6816 trickle down economics doesn't exist. It's a buzz word invented by leftists

  • @nickychimes4719
    @nickychimes4719 5 років тому

    Such focused wit and humour, truly genius, you are growing Mr Jefferies

  • @db9607
    @db9607 5 років тому

    NAILED IT!!!

  • @chriscoleman929
    @chriscoleman929 5 років тому +1

    Wonderful

  • @RayRaeTV
    @RayRaeTV 5 років тому

    The Kid In The Fucking Cage Tho Hahahahah!

  • @seb612schuth
    @seb612schuth 5 років тому

    Satiric comedy is a top way to educate oneself

  • @cccc-wd9bt
    @cccc-wd9bt 5 років тому +1

    This guy is a sarcastic a*hole about politics.. I like him.😝

  • @KanuToCL
    @KanuToCL 5 років тому

    THIS WAS AMAZING!

  • @miked2445
    @miked2445 5 років тому

    Admission, Jim Jefferies and Bob Saget together , kinda harden my funny bone.

  • @zodarian6705
    @zodarian6705 5 років тому +1

    So far every one of these things I've seen is absolutely fucking hilarious! One of the funniest shows I think I've ever watched! Great fucking job Jim

  • @trickdawg5521
    @trickdawg5521 4 роки тому

    Timelessly funny!!!

  • @stevenclark1662
    @stevenclark1662 3 роки тому

    I spent 2 seconds thinking "is that Greg Proops? Oh, no its not."

  • @turtleking7772
    @turtleking7772 5 років тому

    When the Dad from Full House has to deal with your shit you know you fucked up

  • @darlingnikki1353
    @darlingnikki1353 5 років тому

    TY Jim and Bob for demonstrating how absurd fake victimization is

  • @privatelabel4004
    @privatelabel4004 4 роки тому

    Jim for president JIM for some year sometime

  • @daiq9
    @daiq9 5 років тому

    I love british sarcasm!

  • @b-meaker99
    @b-meaker99 Рік тому

    Oh man I teared up seeing Bob on tv again....