The Hottest New Stardew Valley Speedrun just Dropped

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  • @Donda2517
    @Donda2517 9 місяців тому +1633

    Me taking notes:
    1 - Meadowlands farm
    2 - Sleep until day 5
    3 - Linus pissing

    • @Che1ito
      @Che1ito 9 місяців тому +95

      Everyone says there aren’t any bathrooms in Pelican Town, but Linus has one.

    • @MayLina
      @MayLina 9 місяців тому +18

      @@Che1itohe is the lucky one

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 9 місяців тому +6

      Ayo is it really piss

    • @samschofield9452
      @samschofield9452 9 місяців тому +1

      500th like
      acknowledge me mebe

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 9 місяців тому +4

      wtf i'm reading this before the video, this took a turn lmao

  • @MangoYippee
    @MangoYippee 9 місяців тому +1348

    MAYONNAISE MONDAY IS REAL

    • @ghostqueen09
      @ghostqueen09 9 місяців тому +134

      🎶 it's mayonnaise mondayyyyyy🎶

    • @salmence100
      @salmence100  9 місяців тому +296

      I can only apologize that I didn't upload this on Monday

    • @MangoYippee
      @MangoYippee 9 місяців тому +6

      Thats ok

    • @Redstone_Turtl
      @Redstone_Turtl 9 місяців тому +71

      @@salmence100it’s fine, she does it on Tuesdays normally, so…

    • @Joann_606
      @Joann_606 9 місяців тому

      ​@@ghostqueen09hg😮😮jojoba of b om czar uui6😮ha is q1okq

  • @LiIBeary
    @LiIBeary 9 місяців тому +420

    Sal, we had Underwear soup%
    But now, we can have Death by underwear %
    Make it happen!

  • @Oler-yx7xj
    @Oler-yx7xj 9 місяців тому +573

    Finally a 1.6 video I can watch without worrying about spoilers

    • @deadman3446
      @deadman3446 9 місяців тому +1

      True

    • @rileyc3064
      @rileyc3064 9 місяців тому +5

      yes

    • @1mol_wAter
      @1mol_wAter 9 місяців тому +49

      Spoiler: you can now drink mayonnaise!

    • @jcman-lp6lg
      @jcman-lp6lg 9 місяців тому +5

      I know, I miss back when I had no internet and I had to discover all things in video games now I just spoil myself with patch notes, videos, walkthrough, etc.

    • @Oler-yx7xj
      @Oler-yx7xj 9 місяців тому

      @Mozarella_king I have already seen this ingame

  • @loraniedelremedios1547
    @loraniedelremedios1547 9 місяців тому +479

    We have a mayo% speedrun but we need a one drinking all the other varieties of mayo aswell in one run

    • @AstraKiseki
      @AstraKiseki 9 місяців тому +102

      You could even call it Mayo Perfection%.

    • @Amityz72323
      @Amityz72323 9 місяців тому +33

      That’s what the thumbnail made me think this was gonna be

    • @famichiki976
      @famichiki976 9 місяців тому +29

      2 hour BD video explaining witch summon percent for void eggs, my god I'd watch it

    • @jacksim5759
      @jacksim5759 9 місяців тому +6

      every mayo, every source, every quality

    • @GooseEnthused
      @GooseEnthused 9 місяців тому +5

      @@famichiki976I have to imagine the chances were upped because I swear I’ve had a witch show up like 4 times and I’m not even done with year 2 lol

  • @jennycomelately
    @jennycomelately 9 місяців тому +569

    Concerned Ape: "Consider the world building and environmental implications of the bizarre green rain phenomenon and---"
    Fandom: 𝙁𝙖𝙨𝙩 M҉ A҉ Y҉ O҉ N҉ N҉ A҉ I҉ S҉ E҉

  • @JenLight
    @JenLight 9 місяців тому +107

    "Linus pissing" made me spit my drink a little. I love how we're all just cool with living in Linus's bathroom.

    • @risha-mehanse4082
      @risha-mehanse4082 9 місяців тому +6

      It's the hidden % of the run 😂

    • @jacksim5759
      @jacksim5759 9 місяців тому +6

      it's called being one with nature mannn, get with the energy

    • @AstralArbourSystem
      @AstralArbourSystem 6 місяців тому +1

      You're telling me you've never pissed in a bush before?

  • @chelsearobert-zs5iv
    @chelsearobert-zs5iv 9 місяців тому +91

    Now we just need one called Mayo Perfection% for drinking all the mayo variants 😂

  • @didgeridooo
    @didgeridooo 9 місяців тому +95

    Linus pissing is essential to the run

    • @risha-mehanse4082
      @risha-mehanse4082 9 місяців тому +2

      Very very essential it's the hidden % of the run😂

  • @ArgonMatrix
    @ArgonMatrix 9 місяців тому +94

    Well played! I'm guessing that just buying Mayo from the Traveling Cart is banned, because that would make for a much less interesting run.

    • @salmence100
      @salmence100  9 місяців тому +62

      I did this before they released the rules, but yeah I just assumed that would be the case!

    • @samschofield9452
      @samschofield9452 9 місяців тому +1

      ello

  • @_Sadderall
    @_Sadderall 9 місяців тому +9

    3:00 linus pissing ❤

  • @marybravo8484
    @marybravo8484 9 місяців тому +54

    A cool thing is that if you drink mayonnaise in front of villagers they will react disgusted lmao

    • @owenblount7334
      @owenblount7334 9 місяців тому +15

      Except Emily she’s fine with it

    • @IvyDoggins
      @IvyDoggins 9 місяців тому

      My BFF doesn't judge.
      ​@@owenblount7334

    • @joekinnear4671
      @joekinnear4671 7 місяців тому

      ​@@owenblount7334 Emily is a true friend.

  • @toucanandfriends606
    @toucanandfriends606 9 місяців тому +185

    I drank Mayo in game but only cuz my energy was so low and I was like, wow I’ve hit a new low 😂

    • @benjicat1
      @benjicat1 9 місяців тому

      H

    • @tacocat1921
      @tacocat1921 9 місяців тому +8

      I'm drinking mayo for energy a lot in my new 1.6 save...

    • @LordOfRibena
      @LordOfRibena 9 місяців тому +4

      Wdym that's a new high point

  • @nerysevenden9408
    @nerysevenden9408 9 місяців тому +14

    The opening advert for me was for hellmans mayonnaise 🤣

  • @Artbyhurricanyounot
    @Artbyhurricanyounot 9 місяців тому +82

    I’m just remembering a post on I think tumblr that said something along the lines of “the creator of mayo really thought one day, ‘hey, what if this sandwich tasted bad?’” lol

  • @BenjaminSkon
    @BenjaminSkon 9 місяців тому +12

    when I saw the thumbnail, I assumed the speedrun was to drink all 4 types of mayo lol. I feel that would be interesting and hard because of the dino mayo?

  • @Audrey-l4d
    @Audrey-l4d 9 місяців тому +16

    Since I have only mobile, used this as inspo to speedrun just getting mayo with a regular farm. Took a whopping 54 minutes, but it's my first speedrun.

  • @queencity778
    @queencity778 9 місяців тому +20

    Now do Mayo100% where you drink every kind of mayo

  • @peanuttrain585
    @peanuttrain585 9 місяців тому +38

    bro finished drinking mayo faster than i could get out of bed

  • @jpag_grey497
    @jpag_grey497 9 місяців тому +30

    Can't wait for some crazy TAS run to do this in like a minute LOL

  • @thisismason9279
    @thisismason9279 9 місяців тому +6

    Eventually it’s just gonna be sell your chickens immediately and then sleep till Friday buy mayo from cart and drink

  • @BetapopArtz
    @BetapopArtz 9 місяців тому +17

    Finally the speedrun we’ve all been waiting for!

  • @charlietherainbowboi156
    @charlietherainbowboi156 9 місяців тому +5

    Im glad i joined stream and got to see all the funny moments that dont make it into the videos- got lightly roasted for exposing myself as being somewhat of a noob but it was worth it 😂

  • @collinguo2175
    @collinguo2175 9 місяців тому +2

    I feel like this is an awkward category because traveling cart can just straight up sell you the mayo. Even if that's banned, egg from cart plus mining farm could similarly save a lot of time. I see on speedrun it's suggested you should have to eat multiple things; I feel like Sandwich% would be a more stable category

  • @justlooking1562
    @justlooking1562 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you für your previous videos and everything! ❤ I learned so much! and literally perfect your cloning tipp! 😂

  • @gracegaylord9025
    @gracegaylord9025 Місяць тому

    I suggested this to the speedrun boards soon as the update came out. I am so so so happy that I finally get to see people attempting this run!

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight 9 місяців тому +1

    Congrats on your 2nd place mayo% on the leaderboard :) Was there to watch the runs live and it seems like its just luck past using animation cancelling and routing the right ways

  • @ilikemitchhedberg
    @ilikemitchhedberg 9 місяців тому +3

    Wake up Bae, new 'Dew speedrun just dropped.

  • @briannacarter5146
    @briannacarter5146 9 місяців тому +3

    Heck yea Mayo%
    I'd love to see an All Pets% myself!

  • @mrshrumby5365
    @mrshrumby5365 9 місяців тому +4

    We waited 8 days for a mayo speedrun
    Worth it.

  • @typemasters2871
    @typemasters2871 9 місяців тому +29

    In the immortal words of Mayor Lewis: Why?

  • @karinaledezma5529
    @karinaledezma5529 9 місяців тому +1

    We gotta tell Julien Solomita he unintentionally unlocked a speed run strat😂

  • @M.Whitlocke-sp7id
    @M.Whitlocke-sp7id 9 місяців тому +3

    I somehow knew this was gonna become a new meme speedrun

  • @Crimsonery
    @Crimsonery 9 місяців тому +2

    Concerned Ape truely opened Pandora's Box with this update

  • @OffTrackEpisodic
    @OffTrackEpisodic 9 місяців тому +2

    i was playing the new squid fishing event near the rock with the npc near me, and i drank a mayo for energy and the npc went "Did you just...?" i was not expecting that i laughed so hard c':

  • @kutura_P
    @kutura_P 9 місяців тому +2

    Mayonnaise on an escalator

  • @donanilao7724
    @donanilao7724 9 місяців тому +2

    "You can now Drink Mayo!"
    Me who still always sells Mayo...

  • @qbmac2306
    @qbmac2306 9 місяців тому +3

    We should call this run Jerma%

  • @TaylerBootz
    @TaylerBootz 9 місяців тому +2

    The white rocks always give stone - up to 4. Takes mining time though.

  • @FelidaeEnjoyer
    @FelidaeEnjoyer 9 місяців тому +30

    This video title made me think of two thinks:
    Hot mayo with potato chips is amazing, I should have that tonight
    Y'all are eating the wrong mayonnaise if you think it's bad. Hellmans? Yeah, I get that. Nola? Only good one I've found. Same with pickles, miami-brand sweet and tangy are spectacular, though I don't think very many other people like to just *S W A L L O W* like I do
    Edit: Accidentally typed 'sweet and sour' because it sounds smoother, and smooth things are always right

    • @salmence100
      @salmence100  9 місяців тому +10

      I will say, I may not drink mayo straight from the bottle, but Miracle Whip though??? It's got a hold on me.

    • @HikaruCrystal8
      @HikaruCrystal8 9 місяців тому +3

      Kewpie mayo's really good

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 9 місяців тому +1

      It's funny, I like fry sauce, I like tartar sauce, I like sauces made with mayo, like adding chopped rosemary and garlic to it... but straight mayo is gross af to me.

    • @FelidaeEnjoyer
      @FelidaeEnjoyer 9 місяців тому +1

      @@planescaped Yes, straight mayo on a spoon is always gross(unlike pickles). But, if you just don't eat mayo no matter what, you're eating the wrong mayo de noche

  • @FFAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFA
    @FFAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFA 9 місяців тому +3

    BABE WAKE UP NEW SALMENCE VIDEO DROPPED

  • @FrostyFrostySnow
    @FrostyFrostySnow 9 місяців тому +1

    We are blessed by having this as a speedrun

  • @EthanM_
    @EthanM_ 9 місяців тому +1

    Great job Sal. Our Mayo rivalry starts now

  • @travisretriever7473
    @travisretriever7473 9 місяців тому +3

    >Mayo is now drinknable
    FINALLY!

  • @samschofield9452
    @samschofield9452 9 місяців тому +3

    tbh, ig i got lucky with my chickens snacking on blue grass but i always get my first egg on day 3. i also never forget to close the door behind them and always make sure they're as happy as can be

  • @Angry5Man
    @Angry5Man 9 місяців тому +1

    Honestly if you want a viable Mayo percent it should be to consume all Mayo. Regular, duck, void and dino

  • @travisretriever7473
    @travisretriever7473 9 місяців тому

    I love this game's fandom. So unhinged in the best way possible.

  • @CallMeIshmael999
    @CallMeIshmael999 9 місяців тому

    It's amazing to me the way the stardew community continues to innovate.

  • @YourPalRal
    @YourPalRal 9 місяців тому +2

    Just know that I hate that this is a thing and I will gift you mayonnaise on Christmas because of this.

  • @meristuart1838
    @meristuart1838 9 місяців тому +2

    I am so happy we can now eat mayo I love the stuff unironically

  • @ginocanterino258
    @ginocanterino258 9 місяців тому +1

    What spongebob meme fits this video better "Is mayonnaise an instrument" or "Hold the mayonnaise"? I let you guys choose

  • @chernobyl169
    @chernobyl169 9 місяців тому

    How did I not know this would be a thing the moment I figured out you can drink mayo

  • @ceciict
    @ceciict 9 місяців тому +3

    IN MAYO WE TRUST

  • @didgeridooo
    @didgeridooo 9 місяців тому +2

    I personally call it heart attack%

  • @babswayne5193
    @babswayne5193 9 місяців тому

    i would love to see more stardew speedfuns from sal!

  • @kodakadenza
    @kodakadenza 8 місяців тому

    Gold Mayonnaise is a loved addition to the soup at the luau, so I suggest 'Town Mayo %' :D

  • @itsJust_Jac
    @itsJust_Jac 9 місяців тому +1

    Now you just need to speed run drinking ALL mayo (like what I kinda thought the thumbnail meant)

  • @lazyshock9000
    @lazyshock9000 9 місяців тому +2

    ITS REAL!! MAYO% IS REAL!!!! IM SO HAPPY

  • @SC-yl3fv
    @SC-yl3fv 6 місяців тому

    Natsuki Subaru would love these Mayo speedruns

  • @TrainerShyGuy
    @TrainerShyGuy 9 місяців тому +1

    If you get sub 4 minutes you have to drink a full jar of mayo on video.

  • @moosen135
    @moosen135 9 місяців тому +2

    How did i know this was going to be a thing?!

  • @launderine
    @launderine 9 місяців тому

    we wore down ca for years and this is what happens as soon as he relents

  • @Paulin_Gueimer
    @Paulin_Gueimer 9 місяців тому +2

    Linus pissing

  • @Voeluspa45
    @Voeluspa45 9 місяців тому +32

    What the hell, I am European and even we do not drink mayonnaise. We eat it, lots of it, but not pure.

    • @colin5227
      @colin5227 9 місяців тому +21

      Nobody drinks it, that's why it's so funny

    • @Voeluspa45
      @Voeluspa45 9 місяців тому +5

      @@colin5227Not sure about that mate, there are strange peoples. Armenians? Canadians, maybe?

    • @joeyramstad8529
      @joeyramstad8529 9 місяців тому +10

      ​@@Voeluspa45 I find it amusing as a Canadian that us and Armenians are the first that come to mind when imagining weird people. It's true of course. Well, I can't say I've seen anyone drink mayo, but we're still weird regardless.

    • @florianfelix8295
      @florianfelix8295 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Voeluspa45aussies? They prolly have some weird animal mayo down there or sth

    • @colin5227
      @colin5227 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Voeluspa45 in all my years living in canada, nobody has been brave enough to drink mayo yet

  • @LeoFieTv
    @LeoFieTv 5 місяців тому

    Sal, as far as I can see you never really did a deep dive into the slime hutch. Can we have one of those? That building intimidates me.

  • @GameJam230
    @GameJam230 9 місяців тому +2

    What benefit do you get out of waiting for the chickens to grow up and mining before planting the parsnips? If you plant the parsnips before day 3, which is a guaranteed rainy day anyway, that saves having to get one day of rain later on.

    • @salmence100
      @salmence100  9 місяців тому

      Need to sell the grown up chickens to have the money for the parsnips, and we go to the mines first since Pierre doesn't open until 9am

    • @GameJam230
      @GameJam230 9 місяців тому

      @@salmence100 ahhhh, right. I completely blanked out when I saw that I was just thinking "huh... what value do you get from selling them?" and completely forgot you get money from that 🤣

  • @xBrokenMirror2010x
    @xBrokenMirror2010x 9 місяців тому +3

    So both Eggs and Mayo can be bought from the traveling merchant... Why not just reset until you can straight buy a Mayo on the first traveling cart of the run and win? (or do it seeded, or look at the seed and just predict when the cart will have mayo)
    Surely this is the fastest way to get Mayo, since you only need 1000g at most to buy it.
    Yes, this is lame, but like, RNG Traveling Cart into Mayo would be the best way to make time. You literally don't have to do anything, you just win.

    • @salmence100
      @salmence100  9 місяців тому +3

      It's not allowed in item based speedruns, mostly because it would be incredibly boring to watch and play. It's something I should've mentioned in the video, but yeah

  • @maryspetic8557
    @maryspetic8557 9 місяців тому +1

    ngl, you are my favorite stardew youtuber

  • @Mysterium-zy6ri
    @Mysterium-zy6ri 9 місяців тому +1

    #LetsChugSomeMayo

  • @larkylovesyou_
    @larkylovesyou_ 9 місяців тому

    I'm proud of what I've helped start

  • @vsptylore3639
    @vsptylore3639 9 місяців тому

    Me on my way to submit a mayo% run which is just a video of me drinking a jar of mayonnaise irl

  • @HaliburtonsFinest
    @HaliburtonsFinest 9 місяців тому +3

    D R I N C C
    M A Y O

  • @sfxdlwsrs
    @sfxdlwsrs 9 місяців тому

    I take screenshots to save time on mines/skull cavern. Its actually a pretty good way to use most of your days on stardew, not caring about rta

  • @DoctorHoovy
    @DoctorHoovy 9 місяців тому

    Couldn’t the traveling cart make this faster

  • @nicholasvaultonburg9152
    @nicholasvaultonburg9152 9 місяців тому

    I'm of the mind that the category should include ALL mayos, not just base. Dino mayo presents RNG, but prehistoric floors in the Skull Cavern speed that up significantly.

  • @kiofluvr
    @kiofluvr 9 місяців тому +1

    i love how this is a speedrun but it's so calm and chill still.

  • @stormstudios8226
    @stormstudios8226 9 місяців тому

    I remember watching this, fell asleep halfway through so I didn’t know if you were able to get the run.

  • @CRVO04
    @CRVO04 7 місяців тому

    im on mobile and i do not have access to the 1.6 update but if they really want mayo speedrun i think i have some ideas like:
    1. All mayo run where you try to get all the mayo asa fast as possible
    2. Any mayo run where you get a mayo as fast as you can

  • @1000-THR
    @1000-THR 9 місяців тому

    now we need Mayo% (trust me this is different) where you only use the default tools

  • @aditimate381
    @aditimate381 9 місяців тому +2

    I want a stardew valley 1.6 gameplay series.

  • @afeiden
    @afeiden 9 місяців тому

    i never knew drinking mayo was a new thing added

  • @velvetbutterfly
    @velvetbutterfly 9 місяців тому +1

    Could the best way to get to farming level 2 be a combination of parsnips and kale rather than all-in on one?

  • @WhoThahekisthes
    @WhoThahekisthes 9 місяців тому

    9:11 the day the towers fell...

  • @TheCincyPatti
    @TheCincyPatti 8 місяців тому

    “Linus pissing” is the funniest random comment ever. Never noticed that, or is it new? I’m still 😂!

  • @Kaylersick
    @Kaylersick 9 місяців тому

    drink mayo infront of mayor lewis %

  • @catherinechan3313
    @catherinechan3313 9 місяців тому +2

    Haboo yolo’ed the run and got an 8 min 12 second time

  • @ilovejune23
    @ilovejune23 9 місяців тому

    hat mouse is out mayo is in

  • @triciasaurus
    @triciasaurus 9 місяців тому +1

    i feel like it should be chug every type of mayo instead of just 1

  • @gamingtoday7068
    @gamingtoday7068 9 місяців тому +1

    Hey I'm a newbie
    I reached lvl 5 in all skill except fishing
    I play In Android so hard to catch fish
    Any tips on how I can make it easy or get all the fish item community hall

  • @Cateyez380
    @Cateyez380 9 місяців тому

    Chug mayo every time he says mayo.

  • @UnbornHeretic
    @UnbornHeretic 9 місяців тому

    I thought the route would be the following:
    Choose meadows farm
    Sleep til friday
    Sell chickens
    Hope to high roll on getting mayo from travelling cart
    chug mayo

  • @JafoTHEgreat
    @JafoTHEgreat 9 місяців тому

    Linuspiss% wr achieved!

  • @colin5227
    @colin5227 9 місяців тому

    Thanks for all the nice and informative vids!

  • @5jiji
    @5jiji 9 місяців тому +2

    8:39
    What do you mean, your 'first' speedrun?
    Didn't you do try low%?
    sure, it probably isn't great, but you still did it

    • @salmence100
      @salmence100  9 місяців тому +1

      I consider that just a playthrough, I didn't try to go fast at all

    • @5jiji
      @5jiji 9 місяців тому

      @@salmence100 fair enough

  • @TimeLady8
    @TimeLady8 9 місяців тому

    I see everyone losing their minds over the fact that you can drink the mayonnaise, but I have yet to see anyone mention that you can now also drink jelly! I turned my salmonberries into jelly and it has the same stat a mayo. 50 Energy 22 Health.

  • @Shy_002
    @Shy_002 9 місяців тому

    Now 2 of my favorite games have mayo%

  • @spartaninvirginia
    @spartaninvirginia 9 місяців тому +1

    I like mayo, dip my fries in it. The fact that it's "drink mayo" is disgusting.
    Revolting/10, would speedrun.

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight 9 місяців тому

    Didn't show the run where you went to the mines day 4 or the daffodil for energy but we remember

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal 9 місяців тому

    Ah, yes, The Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time speedrun

  • @trianthania
    @trianthania 9 місяців тому

    i love drinking mayonnaise