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I'm convinced these videos take 40 hours to make. 20 hours for routing, running, and editing. and another 20 hours just to come up with all these puns.
Actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓 While technically correct, it is more precise to say that Press Continue uses of witticism in his scripts. "Pun" also refers to playing on the SOUND of words, which is the realm of JK Leads 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Ah crap. Happens all the time that I finish a video and realize I missed this or that joke. I also forgot to make a heavy metal 2000 reference to Zeke. Not that too many people would have caught that one to begin with, but you know...
By the law of averages, if the old Rocks of Ages past are in the Soul of Cinder, but Cinder has far less poise, then that means... 90% of players were poiseless chumps.
it was a rocky start, but your damage was eventually rock solid. gneiss run overall, it's crystal clear that you have some marble-ous skills. you persevered through all the schist the game threw at you with stony determination.
WHOOHOO, I loved that intro song! I've gotten so over-saturated with We Will Rock You from hearing it SO many times in my life, but this new remix let me re-experience WHY it's over-saturated, because it IS really good! Now to watch the rest of the video XD
this was the first run that i, at least partially, have seen live. It is amazing... no mindboggling and gobsmacking how much time, practice and skill is needed, just to perform the run. And then its again hours on end to cut. I appreciate this very much. Thank you. Your vids are a beautiful watch wwhile coocking and eating.
Turns out they *can* stop the Rock, but the Rock starts coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming
The Curse Rotted Greatwood glitch is easy to recreate on purpose and also by sheer mistake. Spam backstep while entering the fog gate and you are set, it should usually work.
You deserve a thousand subs jus for that into I never knew I needed to see andre beat the drums but me happy the fire keeper can play one of hell of a base
I kinda expected it to be a "no dodge" run, where your goal is to tank through everything and win that way. But seeing rocks tumble over to avoid a gravely fate is also fun.
Ah you mean an "all hit run". No, that's not what I was going for. Even when wearing a thick layer of protection I very much enjoy being naked underneath there :)
I love the concept of this run, it’s like you invented a new class, like playing as a dragon or a beast/kin from Bloodborne. I also like the intro song, good idea for a song and I personally like how you slow it down instead of speed it up Also I like how your videos are long, I see alot of challenge runners making their videos 20 minutes and they barely show any combat, its like they are going through a list of what they did and the video ends
I couldn't hear some of the puns the first time due to it's all rock and roll to me playing on repeat in my head. Time to roll it back and attempt the sisyphean task of finding all the puns. I'm glad you've gotten boulder with the punnery though.
I was expecting this run to be complete schist, granite... it was not. I was impressed with his stony resolve, and gneiss planning and routing. Rock on!
how things really just fall into place, i was on and about my ng+ cycles on ds3 and for the Soul of Cinder, i decided to use havel's full set but i forgot to two hand the bonk stick so i used the shield weapon art instead and i discovered that ability and what i discovered was you can completely trivialize any poise breakable boss with that WA, so i searched online for videos or compilations of people using stone flesh to decimate ds3 runs but i found none even with ds3 being released almost 9 years ago then i saw this uploaded a day ago, time really is funny
NGLthis video made me finally realize Boulder Heave is a play on words in this game. Here's two definitions of Heave from cambridge dictionary "to move something heavy using a lot of effort"
Boulder heave is actually a pretty good pyromancy, also, it can hit twice if you do it properly. I used it to kill every boss... And the only one that resisted was Midir... It was literally impossible to hit him. Also... Run... I mean... Roll... I mean... Rock &R Roll!
Great video! Ive decided to incorrectly assume this is a tribute to the recent Very Important People episode on Dropout with Zeke Aaron McKinley! He'd have to chuckle at all the puns but would probably want a skateboard to help with the slow walking
@PressContinue He is a comedy character completely made of rocks who looks almost exactly like your character here! The video was packed so full of great references I'm surprised you had even more that didn't make it
That bug you got where the curse rotted greatwood didn't switch to fase to is a common bug which has been in the game for a long time, i even got this bug in my first playtrough of the game and got really confused when i killed the boss and the ground fell for no reason😂
You all know by now how I like to get my rocks off...
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"Over here, pile of rocks waving at you" - Korg
Walk hard
😊
Can't wait to spend over an hour watching a man play ds3 while stoned
And fortunately in a UA-cam friendly way
As good as press continue puns, for a moment thought it was his second account
@@PressContinueor in a way that's not age gating your content
@@philippcaesar2856 he has a second account?
Press Pause?
Just don't lose your marbles
The joke with The Thing at the beginning was Fantastic!
Perhaps if I do a wood related run, I can make a reference to the John Carpenter version of The Thing
I like to think JK watched the whole video, realised Press had already covered every rock pun he could've made, and humbly accepted defeat lmao
fantastic, huh? say that again.
@@PressContinueI'll be Grooting for you
Hey! You were that funny dark souls guy till you started talking 😂
I'm convinced these videos take 40 hours to make. 20 hours for routing, running, and editing. and another 20 hours just to come up with all these puns.
LOL, ooooh I wish it only took a mere 40 hours to make a video like this 🤣
Actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓
While technically correct, it is more precise to say that Press Continue uses of witticism in his scripts.
"Pun" also refers to playing on the SOUND of words, which is the realm of JK Leads 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Way more hours
"The Boulder is conflicted about linking the fire to continue the age of fire." Fire keeper says, "hi". "The boulder is no longer conflicted."
Rolling Boulder in Sen's fortress : "We are so proud of you"
Not a single Rock Lobster joke, I know that took immense strength and a rock solid foundation.
Ah crap. Happens all the time that I finish a video and realize I missed this or that joke. I also forgot to make a heavy metal 2000 reference to Zeke. Not that too many people would have caught that one to begin with, but you know...
@@PressContinue clearly Rock Lobster is for the Elden Ring version of the run.
This challenge walk goes hard
One can do it the quick way... or the hard way...
JK Leeds is Rock'n Rolling in his grave
Low mobility and high poise, this run is the closest thing we have to see our ds1 character in ds3.
I know this is a joke, but if you think about it, the Soul of Cinder is technically your character from the first game.
I played DS1 heavy rolling thinking all along it was perfectly valid and it was
By the law of averages, if the old Rocks of Ages past are in the Soul of Cinder, but Cinder has far less poise, then that means...
90% of players were poiseless chumps.
I have watched the video together with my pet rock, he really loved to see one of his kind beating DS3
"here's the thing" had me drop to the floor like a ton of bricks, laughing
The crazy editing, slowed down music and eerie wind effects during the intro made me feel absolutely, ahem, stoned.
You are indeed a Rock-et Man for practically doing a Golem Run. . . . Or Walk.
LET's GO LEM! but not too fast...
it was a rocky start, but your damage was eventually rock solid. gneiss run overall, it's crystal clear that you have some marble-ous skills. you persevered through all the schist the game threw at you with stony determination.
Glad you had the _stones_ to complete this one!
The most Dutch run- stoned run.
Yet in a youtube friendly way :D
(remember that my dragonstones video initially got demonetized for "herb related" joke)
This rocked my pants off
I'm surprised you were wearing any in the first place 😁
@PressContinue 😏
we don't gotta see yall rock hard put em back on
@@GenericLoser12😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching this rock hard
2:11 This is a great joke. Wait, no. That joke is _hard_ to beat.
I can't believe how much that joke sent me into a fucking giggling fit...
Using boulder heave as a rock is like trowing some guy as a human. (Lets nit forget the rocks shatter on impact…)
Wow, this new video rocks! It’s fun to see the complete WALK-through
I love runs like this, you make a meme build and you just find new meta.
Seems you keep getting boulder with your video ideas ;) Love to see it! Keep it up! Love seeing your DS3 vidsos.
Press Continue Rocks! You're my favourite Rockstar challenge walker- and this challenge is the true definition of rock'n'roll.
WHOOHOO, I loved that intro song! I've gotten so over-saturated with We Will Rock You from hearing it SO many times in my life, but this new remix let me re-experience WHY it's over-saturated, because it IS really good! Now to watch the rest of the video XD
this was the first run that i, at least partially, have seen live. It is amazing... no mindboggling and gobsmacking how much time, practice and skill is needed, just to perform the run. And then its again hours on end to cut. I appreciate this very much. Thank you. Your vids are a beautiful watch wwhile coocking and eating.
The Dancer was crushed that you specialize in rock instead of ballet.
I made sure to hit "Like" at "down suture"; that was peak puns while at the peak.
Really appreciate just how in depth the planning was for this, you really left no stone unturned!
49:36 had me like 🤨, but I can't judge lol
“The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles” 🤓
Turns out they *can* stop the Rock, but the Rock starts coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming and he don't stop coming
The Curse Rotted Greatwood glitch is easy to recreate on purpose and also by sheer mistake. Spam backstep while entering the fog gate and you are set, it should usually work.
Interesting. Still wondered what caused it in my instance though
ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS !!!
🪨
ROCK AND STONE
TO THE BONE
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROCK AND STONE FOR KARL!
You deserve a thousand subs jus for that into I never knew I needed to see andre beat the drums but me happy the fire keeper can play one of hell of a base
(the firekeeper plays guitar and the soul of cinder plays bass)
Love the vids Press! Appreciate this rock-through of ds3!
You were really off your rocker when you came up with this idea, man
Thank you Press for the amazing content!
Much love.
🥰
I kinda expected it to be a "no dodge" run, where your goal is to tank through everything and win that way.
But seeing rocks tumble over to avoid a gravely fate is also fun.
Ah you mean an "all hit run". No, that's not what I was going for. Even when wearing a thick layer of protection I very much enjoy being naked underneath there :)
Look how that rock in the undead asylum turned out.. Sometimes you just need a hollow to push you down, to go back up.
I guess you were HARD this entire walkthrough 😈
To be fair, that's pretty common actually...
at this point I am convinced that Press is a Fey creature of some kind that can only speak in puns.
I love the concept of this run, it’s like you invented a new class, like playing as a dragon or a beast/kin from Bloodborne.
I also like the intro song, good idea for a song and I personally like how you slow it down instead of speed it up
Also I like how your videos are long, I see alot of challenge runners making their videos 20 minutes and they barely show any combat, its like they are going through a list of what they did and the video ends
This run was peak, amazing how people can still come up with runs even to this day
I was sad I didn't watch the live stream but now it's here I'm excited to see it from the beginning
I was waiting for this! Oh gosh it's finally time to grab my packs of popcorn and enjoy after a long say, yesssa🥰
"here's the thing" literally a picture of the thing, comedic
You should combine this with a dung pie run so you can ask everyone, “can you smell what The Rock is cooking?”
The puns on this run were pretty solid
I couldn't hear some of the puns the first time due to it's all rock and roll to me playing on repeat in my head. Time to roll it back and attempt the sisyphean task of finding all the puns. I'm glad you've gotten boulder with the punnery though.
Hmm I’m fairly sure the opposite of an uppercut might be a hammer-fist or axe handle? Perhaps perhaps
Damage ? Pain ? Suffering ? I'm a rock, I don't know these words. I've been standing there for more than a million years.
I was expecting this run to be complete schist, granite... it was not. I was impressed with his stony resolve, and gneiss planning and routing. Rock on!
Lightning finds the shortest path to the ground.
You are not grounded you are the ground
... fair I guess
Elmo's having a conniption watching this.
If only Oceiros knew that Stone pupa was the right way to become dragon
Good luck with this run, Pilo Rocks!
Solid run as always, rock solid someone would say
"Downsuture" is some solid wordplay.
I know you usually take the hard way as opposed to the easy way out when doing these challenge runs, but this is a new level I think.
A downward punch like that would be called a falcon punch, great play through!
You graduated from the school of Rock even if your grades were a little rocky you still rocked your way to graduation
When you spray paint the glass cannon to look like a stone cannon xD
I am so happy you included the bit where the cute rock lizards annihilate you!
Yeah I thought you would like that...
Oooo I been looking forward to this video!
I've never enjoyed watching someone damage their mental health so much, you are a legend 😂
legend says a boulder took over the land of undead.
The Vordt walk was a sloth meetcute. Very tense.
So you know: Teeth are partially made out of hydroxiapatite which can in fact be classified as stone.
Aaaah, my favorite Press Continue Video
"Can you beat Dark Souls 3 as GNHAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Press Continue: 🗿
So am I the only one who played Pokémon Blue and vividly remember Brock saying: "We're all rock hard here"
how things really just fall into place, i was on and about my ng+ cycles on ds3 and for the Soul of Cinder, i decided to use havel's full set but i forgot to two hand the bonk stick so i used the shield weapon art instead and i discovered that ability and what i discovered was you can completely trivialize any poise breakable boss with that WA, so i searched online for videos or compilations of people using stone flesh to decimate ds3 runs but i found none even with ds3 being released almost 9 years ago then i saw this uploaded a day ago, time really is funny
NGLthis video made me finally realize Boulder Heave is a play on words in this game.
Here's two definitions of Heave from cambridge dictionary
"to move something heavy using a lot of effort"
It's wordplay I don't even need to add anything to
34:45 never mess with the stone roly poly
12:45 that’s a crazy glitch never seen that before
Gotta love all the dbza quotes
Great content as always, keep it up
YAY! A New Press Continue Vid! DS3 as a pile of f-ing ROCKS! This is going to be good!
The BOULDER appreciates this kind video Mr Press
you my fav souls content creator gang keep it up yessir
🥰
Brother man hit the mental rock bottom with this one
The puns Press comes up with always rock.
4 minutes in and my brain is already turning into mush with all the stone puns 😂
Huge respect for him, he was bricked during the entire video
Have just started watching, expecting 90% of the run time to be rock puns.
Man, this video is solid. Rock solid.
Boulder heave is actually a pretty good pyromancy, also, it can hit twice if you do it properly. I used it to kill every boss... And the only one that resisted was Midir... It was literally impossible to hit him.
Also... Run... I mean... Roll... I mean... Rock &R Roll!
Technically speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning.
7:18 i mean, if you smash someone over the head with a granite countertop they MIGHT die
Right off the bat: any boss with a grab attack is gonna be a pain in the ass. Thats my prediction
It certainly was in the no stamina challenge but in this one those weren't so bad
Great video! Ive decided to incorrectly assume this is a tribute to the recent Very Important People episode on Dropout with Zeke Aaron McKinley! He'd have to chuckle at all the puns but would probably want a skateboard to help with the slow walking
Well never heard of that Zeke. I did want to make a reference to Zeek from Heavy Metal 2000 but I unfortunately forgot
@PressContinue He is a comedy character completely made of rocks who looks almost exactly like your character here! The video was packed so full of great references I'm surprised you had even more that didn't make it
You know what else is hard?
dat Gorilla in the Mist reference
now I feel old
thanks
You're very welcome :)
That bug you got where the curse rotted greatwood didn't switch to fase to is a common bug which has been in the game for a long time, i even got this bug in my first playtrough of the game and got really confused when i killed the boss and the ground fell for no reason😂
Interesting. I've never experienced it before in all this time
Doubters might have said you don't have stones, but you showed them just how rocky you really are
So you are officialy a rolling stone now ? Concrets mate 👍 you ll make your pebbles proud
This is giving me "Very Important People" energy
???
Ah yes, Rocky Boulderboa
The slower the walk, the bigger the balls, cause they weigh you down.
The Lords of Cinder used to cast these for miles!
you shine like prism stones, my sunshine