Discord Is Embarrassing

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @calebellison8743
    @calebellison8743 4 роки тому +6274

    4:20 the final seconds before my fish died

  • @Alicapy
    @Alicapy 4 роки тому +9141

    "This must've gone to a sex offender somewhere, this can't be discord"
    *Well*

    • @baglespelledwrong8159
      @baglespelledwrong8159 4 роки тому +197

      i really like your pfp

    • @JustUncomon
      @JustUncomon 4 роки тому +321

      *Turns out Discord IS the sex offender*

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 4 роки тому +69

      i really like your pfp

    • @Alicapy
      @Alicapy 4 роки тому +41

      @@baglespelledwrong8159 thanks yours is nice too

    • @Alicapy
      @Alicapy 4 роки тому +32

      @@nootaboot7042 thanks yours is chaotically nice too

  • @BIZaGoten
    @BIZaGoten 5 років тому +14694

    I dont mind the loading screen quotes but that support team is going overkill, thats not "gamer" talk thats teletubby talk

    • @PointnShootMovies
      @PointnShootMovies 5 років тому +266

      Yeah like keep that in the app when the support team is contacted things should get realish

    • @Jotunn96
      @Jotunn96 5 років тому +387

      Same the loading screen stuff is fine but customer support should come across as professional otherwise it makes it feel like they don't know what they're doing

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +338

      @@brosephstallin4793 Look, I'm autistic and fuck you; I'm pretty sure I could sue for defamation of character over that claim. You'd need three kinds of down syndrome and a year straight of meth addiction to write support emails like that.

    • @blujay1294
      @blujay1294 5 років тому +146

      yeah like I alright, I get it, your main community is gamers, we're here, haha I remember 2010 too. But in support you should be goddamn professional, not just "teehee ah tiddlywinks, we smelgebopped your login info to a nasty dinkodory :)".

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin 5 років тому +46

      ...I'm pretty sure this "kimpah," "kooloo limpah" shit is a reference to Tingle in the Zelda games, though.

  • @kirisame9657
    @kirisame9657 3 роки тому +11150

    Discord be like:
    You're pretty poggers, ngl, you're such a hecking poggerino kapperino friendo

    • @jacobmazon575
      @jacobmazon575 3 роки тому +483

      The fact that I know someone who actually talks and texts like this...

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +323

      Block them

    • @ziairwilliams1540
      @ziairwilliams1540 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah

    • @Kali-8
      @Kali-8 3 роки тому +57

      @@tobiastaylor6393 or acid

    • @XanVicious
      @XanVicious 3 роки тому +53

      I stopped using "poggers" for that reason alone. Never used it unironically, but now you get the autistic person sideeye if you do.

  • @nqrtzy8765
    @nqrtzy8765 5 років тому +8251

    The problem with Discord staff is that they have no idea when to be serious. Like, it’s OK for Discord to post funny ads on UA-cam or make funny loading screens, but you can’t just start a professional email with “Our fairies and elves are working our magic”

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 4 роки тому +1064

      Uh oh we fouwnd Chiwd pown on you server. That's a nopsies

    • @marshmeowllo
      @marshmeowllo 4 роки тому +390

      Yeah they're really bad. They post mad cringe shit on the twitter constantly. This dude kept threatening to dox me (bannable offense according to discord) and their report ban takes SO FUCKING LONG. I had to go to like 3 discord servers with adminS THEY WERE SO UNHELPFUL. THEN I DM'd them on twitter and they were still tweeting dumb shit and responding to other questions publicly but completed ignored MY PLEAD FOR HELP. Needless to say I ended up getting doxd like a week later and they did nothing lol

    • @pendergastj
      @pendergastj 4 роки тому +24

      @@marshmeowllo cool story bro

    • @marshmeowllo
      @marshmeowllo 4 роки тому +169

      @@pendergastj lol ok rude ass

    • @marshmeowllo
      @marshmeowllo 4 роки тому +180

      @@goldster100 yeah because id totally waste my time writing some fake ass story on an example of how discord is unprofessional on a youtube video that is already shitting on discord lmao smooth brain

  • @mrdude9919
    @mrdude9919 4 роки тому +20090

    Age required to talk with discord admins: 12-

  • @Mallory-to1zn
    @Mallory-to1zn 4 роки тому +26046

    The discord support team is the girl who says “I’m kinda weird sorry” and “lol I’m such a potato xD”

    • @cumsock107
      @cumsock107 4 роки тому +1988

      God the people who say that they're a potato are so annoying

    • @manuelsilva9993
      @manuelsilva9993 4 роки тому +637

      I dunno what happened but in the last decade the internet has made me despise a fucking vegetable so vehemently, god damn it i like potatoes but it just angers me to hear it now

    • @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262
      @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 4 роки тому +1313

      I’m so random XD I committed vehicular manslaughter last weekend

    • @ezcoreg759
      @ezcoreg759 4 роки тому +188

      @@cumsock107 you are a 🥔

    • @Trenzalore-gn6xq
      @Trenzalore-gn6xq 4 роки тому +423

      No matter where you look on the internet you will find cancer, but every now and again you will find a hidden gem, Charlie is one of them

  • @Atzu0110
    @Atzu0110 3 роки тому +4022

    "Discord Is Embarrassing"
    _several People are typing..._

    • @rdyxp
      @rdyxp 3 роки тому +164

      I made my name Several People in the servers so i could be a menace to society

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 роки тому +245

      @@rdyxp several people is typing

    • @waitwhat0205
      @waitwhat0205 3 роки тому +11

      @@rdyxp nice

    • @brain9659
      @brain9659 3 роки тому +30

      @@rdyxp s e v e r a l p e o p l e i s t y p i n g

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 3 роки тому +10

      Cringe

  • @Goryalight
    @Goryalight 5 років тому +9195

    The irony is you have to be 13+ to use Discord.

    • @aerialhandslap
      @aerialhandslap 4 роки тому +34

      Monster#2683 thats the rule doe.

    • @jepubepu9570
      @jepubepu9570 4 роки тому +221

      doesnt matter those pringle jelly smhuckdoodle elves still act like kids

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 4 роки тому +154

      For some fucking reason 10 year olds use it for Roblox

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 4 роки тому +108

      They just say that for legal reasons, doesn't mean they're not aware of younger people using it

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 роки тому +2

      I agree

  • @megabuster6156
    @megabuster6156 4 роки тому +17349

    I want to see what a denied job application from them looks like.

    • @aarrondias9950
      @aarrondias9950 4 роки тому +3708

      "Whoopsies. This just in, the Supreme Leader found your flopperwoppers weren't aligned OwO. and you scored two points two low on the furri meter! Maybe next time you'll remember to shine your hingleknob first."

    • @Ekaroth
      @Ekaroth 4 роки тому +341

      @@aarrondias9950 hingle*knot* i see where you're coming from.

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 4 роки тому +703

      Ywou mwade ah fwucky wucky~

    • @lowtiergod7166
      @lowtiergod7166 4 роки тому +621

      "Our magical elves at the fursuit factory have decided that you're masters degree in technoligy is not good enough as you aren't a magical owo furry fairy elf!"

    • @saturnlol6025
      @saturnlol6025 4 роки тому +371

      hey kyle! 0w0
      we are weally sowwy... but I'm afwaid you cant work at discord °~°
      maybe if you nuzzle my nob and call me Bob X3
      yours sincewely
      schlong destroyer 12

  • @goosebandicoot7083
    @goosebandicoot7083 5 років тому +1964

    “We’ll get back to you quicker than a hoofersnatch after a reindooble”
    My brain doesn’t know what to do with this

    • @8ihctgbiug471
      @8ihctgbiug471 4 роки тому +70

      Do you want to empty the trash bin?
      *Yes* No

    • @sulu_prod
      @sulu_prod 4 роки тому +2

      SlowMotionSword 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @sleepy990
      @sleepy990 4 роки тому

      8ihctgb Iug yes

    • @fruitwagon9275
      @fruitwagon9275 4 роки тому +1

      Block it out

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 4 роки тому +13

      I still cannot process the meaning of this sentence

  • @TULLIS-sl9tj
    @TULLIS-sl9tj 3 роки тому +1366

    nobody:
    doctors after receiving the pee sample: 4:20

    • @ayumirezu
      @ayumirezu 3 роки тому +41

      🏃‍♀🏃‍♀

    • @nudikprudik9887
      @nudikprudik9887 3 роки тому +18

      underrated

    • @jenniepeach6764
      @jenniepeach6764 3 роки тому +51

      U did not have to post this comment

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 3 роки тому +20

      @@jenniepeach6764 Yet he did

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 3 роки тому +23

      @@jenniepeach6764 he is so powerful that he didn’t even type the comment with his hands, he used his minds

  • @fruitwagon9275
    @fruitwagon9275 4 роки тому +4895

    I can’t imagine how business emails with other companies go

    • @harmony453
      @harmony453 4 роки тому +924

      “Our supreme furbie leader would like to team! A partnership! HUZZAH! Our two kingdoms will rein together! As one! Contenting realms will increase our kiddlekicks! As one!

    • @Skillengoogy
      @Skillengoogy 4 роки тому +387

      “Our magical zoomer wizard god at contacted you via our magical email, and we would like to nuzzle and wuzzle with you! Uwu! Our kingdom of furry dog fuckers would like to partner up with you!”

    • @SyntheticHalo
      @SyntheticHalo 4 роки тому +132

      @@Skillengoogy Our kingdom of furry dog fuc... well that escalated quickly lmao

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 4 роки тому +74

      UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU I have brain tumor UWU UWU UWU UWU

    • @user-wj8ru7ej2r
      @user-wj8ru7ej2r 4 роки тому +4

      Love the makima icon lmao

  • @lynchmyteam
    @lynchmyteam 4 роки тому +9246

    I just commited 3rd degree Murder.
    *Kimpa.*

    • @Dare88
      @Dare88 4 роки тому +271

      I am in the Nuremberg Trials for crimes against humanity.
      *Kimpa*

    • @lynchmyteam
      @lynchmyteam 4 роки тому +27

      @@Dare88 Wait, are you from the Balkans?

    • @Dare88
      @Dare88 4 роки тому +14

      @@lynchmyteam yes, why ask?

    • @lynchmyteam
      @lynchmyteam 4 роки тому +21

      @@Dare88 Well, I am from Croatia, you got a PS4?

    • @Dare88
      @Dare88 4 роки тому +26

      @@lynchmyteam unfortunately no, i dont have a ps4. I hope you have a good day

  • @ReservoirGooses
    @ReservoirGooses 4 роки тому +5731

    4:20 final moments of a titanic passenger

  • @willmk4042
    @willmk4042 3 роки тому +1657

    "Discord Children" would be a horrible idea Charlie 😅

    • @SuperIntenseGamer
      @SuperIntenseGamer 3 роки тому +174

      Now I think of it. It's definitely is a bad idea.

    • @waitwhat0205
      @waitwhat0205 3 роки тому +12

      Yup

    • @rehan4223
      @rehan4223 3 роки тому +58

      That is a very very bad idea.. uk about the child predators omg i cant even imagine how gross it would be

    • @rehan4223
      @rehan4223 3 роки тому +9

      @Resetas but if you use it properly then it's a great app, like don't go around being a desperate bitch and you'll have a good day on discord

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 3 роки тому +2

      I don't like targeting people because they are fat, but Discord mods deserve it.

  • @Nitsua__
    @Nitsua__ 5 років тому +7515

    If I got that rejection email, I'd think I was having a stroke lmao

    • @jackbotman
      @jackbotman 5 років тому +128

      Start -> applications -> remove -> dicord -> uninstall
      That feels better

    • @shidelerdantheogre8487
      @shidelerdantheogre8487 5 років тому +70

      I’m shitting my pants laughing at that email and your comment about it

    • @ayoutubeuser6520
      @ayoutubeuser6520 5 років тому +50

      Austiiin
      I got that rejection email not too long ago and my first thought was: “Damn, the weed I dipped in acid and cocaine is starting to kick in.”

    • @ibeamy
      @ibeamy 5 років тому +2

      Shidelerdan The ogre same dog. I farted

    • @traelonin
      @traelonin 5 років тому +1

      Shidelerdan The ogre yup

  • @vaniiler
    @vaniiler 5 років тому +8055

    Imagine getting black mailed by the discord support team

    • @backupsideways
      @backupsideways 5 років тому +1470

      Oopsy woopsy looks like your account is ours now kimpa! Send us your bulgy wulgy OwO UwU or we will terminate it kimpa :D

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 5 років тому +270

      @@backupsideways , i have watched narpy and i have seen that shit unironically, fucking vietnam flashbacks

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 5 років тому +24

      @@cheesyquokka i dont think so but he is definitely not a mature adult

    • @feedmehate152
      @feedmehate152 5 років тому +134

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 I despise anyone that uses OwO unironically

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 5 років тому +103

      hello this is springle from our discord secret elve team we just wanted to greet you by sayiing if you don't give us the money to get the cookies and milk we will be really disappointed UWU

  • @Craiguuu
    @Craiguuu 5 років тому +9432

    This is embarrassing. Imagine if doctors talked like that.
    Patient: “so what’s the diagnosis?”
    Doctor: “our fairies and elves at dwardonwon want to give you your result in a scrumptious fortune cookie. The cookie is made by our gnomes in kebblerville with their sugary poo. Here you go, human!”
    Cookie: “terminal brain cancer”

    • @Samuel-yg1pn
      @Samuel-yg1pn 5 років тому +685

      I got terminal brain cancer from reading this

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +50

      To be fair, discord is NOT a radiologist. It's not ideal, but it is far from breaking the news of terminal illness to a person in a saccharine manner.

    • @Luka__1
      @Luka__1 5 років тому

      STEALER!

    • @Chrisy7
      @Chrisy7 5 років тому +4

      yeah cause free online chat service is equivalent to a physician

    • @Lunar_Capital
      @Lunar_Capital 5 років тому +42

      Chrisy
      You may or may not be taking this too seriously.

  • @wyrmster4886
    @wyrmster4886 3 роки тому +538

    They should add a cringe on/off option in the settings

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 3 роки тому +123

      cringe off would just uninstall Discord

    • @useronetwothree758
      @useronetwothree758 2 роки тому +1

      @@sundigest1121 youre not funny-

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 2 роки тому +10

      @@useronetwothree758 i bet they will never see that

    • @aymaan8552
      @aymaan8552 2 роки тому +25

      @@useronetwothree758 that ratio says otherwise 💀

    • @yummygoy5138
      @yummygoy5138 2 роки тому +10

      @@useronetwothree758 ratio+don't care+grammar+I win

  • @laserdonkey6469
    @laserdonkey6469 4 роки тому +3291

    “Lets see if i got into college!” 4:14

    • @tflees
      @tflees 4 роки тому +82

      In Germany?

    • @eyemem5080
      @eyemem5080 4 роки тому +22

      Somewhere in the multiverse?

    • @flamefaz
      @flamefaz 3 роки тому +41

      @Big Chungus in Austria?

    • @Ferri-San
      @Ferri-San 3 роки тому +35

      Sorry looks like you have been declined by our time traveling wizards
      ÔLÖLÕLØLÓLOOO

    • @shadowfox3442
      @shadowfox3442 3 роки тому +1

      @Imposter Gaming oh shit

  • @jamieLtaker
    @jamieLtaker 5 років тому +7924

    the mature version of discord should be called order

    • @ipaqmaster
      @ipaqmaster 4 роки тому +44

      Alphium Productions
      While for business settings; Slack is pretty much the professional side of this service

    • @Kevin-go5we
      @Kevin-go5we 4 роки тому +9

      holy shit perfect

    • @izanagi5136
      @izanagi5136 4 роки тому +7

      iPaq agreed, it’s pretty much the same, just with a few less options/tools

    • @Scou1y
      @Scou1y 4 роки тому +6

      eXEcUte orDER 66

    • @tanman.
      @tanman. 4 роки тому +9

      discorder

  • @buzzoliker
    @buzzoliker 4 роки тому +3703

    I remember when there was an "only girl server", and in order to get verified you had to get interviewed via voice chat
    The interviewer talked so quietly that I couldn't hear her, so I asked her to repeat ONE question for me and she said "sorry but we can't verify you right now, you're not even trying" and just banned me
    Like girl it's a discord server, not the Italian Mafia

    • @koba2160
      @koba2160 4 роки тому +311

      Surprise, not a girl.

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 4 роки тому +193

      i want to be a gang star

    • @razovic527
      @razovic527 4 роки тому +66

      @@IAm-zo1bo JOJO BANANANANANANANAN GORUDO WIND

    • @ichigoisthegoat
      @ichigoisthegoat 4 роки тому +129

      @Captain Bruh OI JOSUKE, HE ISNT AUTISTIC
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡔⠲⠶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣘⡗⠔⡐⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣨⣿⣠⠐⠞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡠⠔⢺⣿⢛⣿⣿⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣤⡶⠡⣲⢀⡴⢟⡻⡛⠓⠴⡾⣷⣱⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠘⣟⣏⢤⣽⣷⣦⣴⡴⠤⠄⣰⣶⣟⣏⣈⠐⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢹⣿⣤⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⡿⠙⠿⣷⣶⣤⠥⠦⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⣿⣷⣤⢚⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢛⡨⣥⣤⡈⠙⢻⠶⠧⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣾⣿⢿⣯⠹⣻⡝⣰⣷⣶⡿⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⡿⢿⣿⣻⣞⣿⠿⠷⢀⡔⢫⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣯⢿⣦⣄⣘⣒⣛⠶⠊⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⢻⣿⢟⣷⣭⣽⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⢿⣿⣿⠯⠺⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢩⣿⣿⣿⣴⣮⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣋⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠺⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣽⠤⡬⠋⠙⢿⣦⣀⡀⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡘⣛⣭⣿⠂⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⡔⠄⢀⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠧⠖⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      AIN'T THAT JUST WACKY

    • @hughvonramdass8957
      @hughvonramdass8957 4 роки тому +32

      You mama'd your last-a mia

  • @Reaper-gg3fg
    @Reaper-gg3fg 3 роки тому +410

    Next step is Discord going
    "OwO w-what's this?! Y-you've been... promoted?! UwU this deserves a couwple of huggie wuggies~"

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 3 роки тому +18

      At least there are small communities that talk like that
      The fucking Springle snap crackles and pop talk appeals to noone

    • @AMM_AMM_AMM
      @AMM_AMM_AMM 3 роки тому +7

      ...Ew...I'd take a kimpa any day in order 2 not see this cursed uwu language...

    • @thebiggestguy
      @thebiggestguy 3 роки тому +12

      *pwomoted

    • @TheUnknown-kw3fl
      @TheUnknown-kw3fl 3 роки тому +5

      I want to be hugged yes, just not by that thing.

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 2 роки тому

      "i'm calling the police"

  • @MSpid8r
    @MSpid8r 5 років тому +5785

    I used to be friends with someone who works pretty high up in Discord and… I’m not saying I can picture her personally writing every single one of these messages and thinking it is the funniest/most clever thing in the world, but I’m heavily implying it

    • @Grchman
      @Grchman 5 років тому +576

      I'm so sorry you were friends with them

    • @zealot246
      @zealot246 5 років тому +445

      You know what you have to do

    • @Masterdesstruct
      @Masterdesstruct 5 років тому +148

      This is sad

    • @9bang88
      @9bang88 5 років тому +7

      Diego Herrera. Sad!

    • @deadlydimitarr
      @deadlydimitarr 5 років тому +189

      imagine working high up in discord

  • @RoachDoggJr2112
    @RoachDoggJr2112 5 років тому +2994

    "This must have gone to a sex offender somewhere!"
    I mean, that's not wrong.

    • @Tischmann
      @Tischmann 5 років тому +21

      In fact, there are videos about that.

    • @Havenjeus
      @Havenjeus 4 роки тому +48

      @I am a mag main Ew Skype? nobodys there. Discords gonna have to do much worse to make ppl migrate to skype.

    • @Havenjeus
      @Havenjeus 4 роки тому +4

      @I am a mag main bruh thats fked up, even discord servers has rules, stop going shyt cords that have no mods. Buut you do you and stay in empty skype if it means avoiding ded bodies or w/e. pce

    • @NomTheDom
      @NomTheDom 4 роки тому +47

      @@Havenjeus Can you at least TRY to speak English you fucking lobotomite

    • @cryojudgement2376
      @cryojudgement2376 4 роки тому +4

      @@NomTheDom he braindead

  • @snark4611
    @snark4611 5 років тому +10804

    Discord is the embodiment of the "UWU WE MADE A FUCKY-WUCKY, A WITTLE FUCKO BOINGO." Meme.

  • @kyancope1368
    @kyancope1368 3 роки тому +273

    Discord: no one under 13
    Also discord: talks like willy Wonka

  • @undeadruler4544
    @undeadruler4544 4 роки тому +2538

    The thing is, you have to be at least 13 to have a discord according to their terms of service and even at 13 I would hate those emails.

    • @nitabagels6969
      @nitabagels6969 4 роки тому +39

      Most social media sites and messaging apps are 13+ so it's nothing concerning
      Well I mean it is but not compared to other social media

    • @porkywharf.388
      @porkywharf.388 4 роки тому +38

      I’m 14 and it’s pretty childish.

    • @ShitpostShuster
      @ShitpostShuster 4 роки тому +35

      13 year old here, that Email is unreadable

    • @porkywharf.388
      @porkywharf.388 4 роки тому +2

      @@0dungeon_frog0 Atleast you understand that larping is cringe.

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 4 роки тому +7

      @@0dungeon_frog0 ok dork, give me your lunch money

  • @OnlyMrValentine
    @OnlyMrValentine 5 років тому +18234

    "Discord, chat for gamers!"
    *run by furries*

    • @silentinitiate
      @silentinitiate 5 років тому +582

      "Discord Chat For Furries"
      *Also Run By Furries*!

    • @Liam-yl7pq
      @Liam-yl7pq 5 років тому +107

      What does that have to do with it

    • @OnlyMrValentine
      @OnlyMrValentine 5 років тому +547

      @@Liam-yl7pq everything, my son

    • @Liam-yl7pq
      @Liam-yl7pq 5 років тому +61

      @@OnlyMrValentine yeah, no

    • @dluuxx
      @dluuxx 4 роки тому +264

      And kiddy fiddlers

  • @kyxte5578
    @kyxte5578 4 роки тому +4585

    "Oh cool! I just found a rare legendary pokemon! It looks so cool!"
    *Its battle cry:* 4:20

    • @siekaykay
      @siekaykay 4 роки тому +168

      God, this one got me good. I wanna make an entire fangame based around a Pokémon called the Moisterous and that's it's cry.

    • @mettapeachhead2076
      @mettapeachhead2076 3 роки тому +19

      @Just a nether with some cool shaders so it's not rero?

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 3 роки тому +103

      “4:20”
      This makes this comment 32 times better.

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 3 роки тому +6

      Nice

    • @infernoloco64
      @infernoloco64 3 роки тому +2

      i hope this becomes a meme

  • @a_mighty_cookieh3738
    @a_mighty_cookieh3738 3 роки тому +498

    Springle retired. I think you roasted him so hard that he quit.

    • @Morthu
      @Morthu 3 роки тому +55

      Shaking and crying rn

    • @smugswagssussyalt5556
      @smugswagssussyalt5556 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, they compared the approval thing that we have to take a long time to do, to a FANFITCION!!!!!

    • @smugswagssussyalt5556
      @smugswagssussyalt5556 3 роки тому

      Mostly the fortune cookie thing

    • @frost.0707
      @frost.0707 2 роки тому

      How do u know

    • @devilrocket450
      @devilrocket450 2 роки тому

      @@frost.0707 that was 11 months ago, i dont think hes gonna answer you

  • @Payduro
    @Payduro 5 років тому +3330

    I wonder how they send a message to someone who’s employment at discord got terminated

    • @sealbeegle9785
      @sealbeegle9785 5 років тому +793

      ''woopsie doopsie lil elf! you'r magic cockie sasey: the sprinkidoodle mage of hoodie loves you but we have better people to hebp11!! uwu..

    • @cardlads
      @cardlads 5 років тому +431

      WOOPSIE DOOPERS YOURE FUCKIN FIRED

    • @felixrivera895
      @felixrivera895 5 років тому +118

      The cookie says "we won't be seeing you"

    • @cheekychan8494
      @cheekychan8494 5 років тому +139

      Roses are red violets are blue you are fired U....W...U

    • @america8706
      @america8706 5 років тому +52

      Darth SnewSnew You are hereby terminated. Please come in on monday to retrieve your stuff. You will not receive the Christmas bonus next week. Enjoy your weekend.
      Sincerely yours, Michael Craig.

  • @Nathan-gn6bn
    @Nathan-gn6bn 5 років тому +3793

    Kimper is our word. But you can say kimpa

  • @desshiwaza4065
    @desshiwaza4065 5 років тому +5254

    Boyfriend: “Wanna get it on?”
    Girlfriend: “Yeah, kimpa! Pwease go down on me with your elven magic! Stribbeleydoo inside my fookallydoo, o great one!”

  • @Nosiite
    @Nosiite 3 роки тому +208

    your ritual elves wont stop me from the clutches of suicide discord

  • @nelsonraley
    @nelsonraley 5 років тому +1004

    “The first think you think is ‘I must have messaged the wrong company, this must’ve gone to a sex offender somewhere, this can’t be Discord.’”
    *Who’s gonna tell him*

    • @user-is2zv4sc6y
      @user-is2zv4sc6y 5 років тому +255

      @asdfg hjkl there's a pretty big scandal about a number of official discord staff being child predators, to such an extent that there's even an FBI investigation into it.

    • @nelsonraley
      @nelsonraley 5 років тому +74

      asdfg hjkl They took a strict stance on loli stuff but staunchly defended cub stuff, which is furry cp.

    • @user-is2zv4sc6y
      @user-is2zv4sc6y 5 років тому +30

      @asdfg hjkl as javier said there's the furry cub/youth stuff that wasn't banned because it's furry so it's supposedly different. I happen to *cough* enjoy furry art myself from time to time but any depiction of young child-like characters is definitely something I'd rather not see. Considering I have it blacklisted I don't see it so I'm morbidly curious how much there really is. I disagree that it's any different from anime or hentai young characters depicted in such a way. It needs to stop.
      I was on a furry server for a little while where the cub stuff was banned along with any depiction of a human with a furry or otherwise bestiality-depicting images. They found and banned a pedo who had been a prominent member of the server. Someone I had considered a friend for the short time I'd been there so far (about a month). They're disturbingly difficult to recognize sometimes. He seemed like such a good guy to a few of us until we found out he was grooming an underage member of the server. I never even knew he was married until talking about him with others after we found this stuff out. He hid a fair bit from me as it turns out. Really shook my preference of trusting others until they show reason not to.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 років тому +42

      @asdfg hjkl They're cub porn enthusiasts They're the kind of shitty people who see every single form of child pornogrophy as bad except for cub porn, cuz "MUH THEY'RE FICTIONAL ANTHROPORMORPHIC CHILDREN SO IT'S OKAY!" But with that kinda fucked up logic, loli porn should be okay in their books too since it's "fictional anime characters."
      Discord's staff is just straight up hypocritical cancer.

    • @kimjunguny
      @kimjunguny 5 років тому

      *Cough* Cub furry porn controversy *Cough*

  • @BobombTheatre
    @BobombTheatre 5 років тому +825

    i just realised that Springle is a parody on Tingle from the Zelda series. a 30 year old man that insists that hes a 'fairy boy'. "kooloo limpah" is a quote directly ripped from him.

    • @Vulprex
      @Vulprex 5 років тому +155

      Looks like tingle has gone Limpa, since he cant get it to springle, he works at discord now

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 5 років тому +20

      How does that make it any better lol, kimpa

    • @xiaomia1425
      @xiaomia1425 5 років тому +8

      @@Vulprex you're a fucking genius haven't laughed at a UA-cam comment reply in a long ass time

    • @legatomodi3522
      @legatomodi3522 5 років тому +2

      i thought tingle was being ridiculous when he told me not to steal his words.

    • @jollygrapefruit786
      @jollygrapefruit786 5 років тому

      Gross

  • @jdufau2561
    @jdufau2561 5 років тому +1815

    Notifier: So...I'm sorry to say
    Mother: oh no..
    Notifier: Your son has taken a springdoodle into Whippersnats of the jingle jalls, so sincerely werely from our elves, he's dead.

    • @pekhmrq
      @pekhmrq 5 років тому +13

      Uwu binglesnort kimpa snickerwhacker gik tok owo uwu fursona elf magic fortune cookie choplopper binglebrush donkle

    • @defaultplay3r363
      @defaultplay3r363 5 років тому +3

      Your son had springed fairy dust from a cannon and us now laying dreaming of meeting God up in fairy heaven

    • @tenthant
      @tenthant 5 років тому +3

      Anothew twanswation: youw son was in sowme deep shit with the mafia. He then wead thewm tuwu ouw doowstep awnd towd thewm thawt we had the money he owed thewm. Aftew going bwoke, we decided tuwu shattew hiws kneecaps awnd then wip hiws testicwes off. Unfowtunatewy fow uwu, he died.

    • @eatyourvegetables5930
      @eatyourvegetables5930 5 років тому +1

      your son has inshootled a whiffle of the magical herodoodle. unfortunately he overdoofled

  • @notdoggymoney
    @notdoggymoney 3 роки тому +76

    A fucking 2 years passed. Yet they decided to become even more childish.

    • @MegaWolf5741
      @MegaWolf5741 3 роки тому +10

      Because discord is a horrible service and should never be used because of the huge security risks

  • @blitzcreak2728
    @blitzcreak2728 5 років тому +7367

    im surprised they dont put uwu owo shit in those emails

  • @sandbrick
    @sandbrick 4 роки тому +2949

    Netflix: Hey are you still there?
    Some one's daughter: 4:20

    • @l2g82
      @l2g82 4 роки тому +42

      I was looking for this coment😂

    • @no-qw4lz
      @no-qw4lz 4 роки тому +24

      i'm dying

    • @choyou3932
      @choyou3932 4 роки тому +68

      Someone's pufferfish:

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 4 роки тому +50

      Oh no help her she obv drowning

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 3 роки тому +1

      @Mustiboi Salman it's a metaphor

  • @iamasigma82836
    @iamasigma82836 4 роки тому +698

    The way discord speaks is like the sims talking

    • @thoriumsucks7142
      @thoriumsucks7142 4 роки тому +21

      Ugh, Shaloob.

    • @igiveup5585
      @igiveup5585 4 роки тому +1

      4:20

    • @igiveup5585
      @igiveup5585 4 роки тому +1

      @Ariana Grande FucK I was late but Ill leave it

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 4 роки тому +1

      Now i want to play sims

    • @imjotalmao
      @imjotalmao 4 роки тому

      @@thoriumsucks7142 Dammit. You beat me to it!

  • @NuxTaku
    @NuxTaku 3 роки тому +65

    biggest flexes in anime 4:20

  • @firiy
    @firiy 4 роки тому +3336

    me: what's the wifi password
    "it's on the back of the router"
    *the back of the router*
    4:20

    • @MightBePeak
      @MightBePeak 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @firiy
      @firiy 4 роки тому +4

      lmao i thought the same when i seen the timestamp

    • @Sans-oc1ie
      @Sans-oc1ie 4 роки тому +7

      I think I have level 10 autism for laughimg at this

    • @ecco1k
      @ecco1k 4 роки тому +2

      Copy and pasted comment

    • @Sans-oc1ie
      @Sans-oc1ie 4 роки тому

      @@ecco1k yeah

  • @crypticutopia7228
    @crypticutopia7228 4 роки тому +1319

    Wow, old mate springle sounds like he's on every drug in the world.

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 5 років тому +884

    Springle crunched his reindooble into my sisters hoofersnatch, along with all their support elves. It was disgusting, from now on, I am going to be Elf Slayer.

    • @DevilMayCarry
      @DevilMayCarry 5 років тому +28

      @Dave David Someone didn't have a childhood if they think a Pokemon image makes you a weeb

    • @Mintbeef
      @Mintbeef 5 років тому +41

      He was probably referencing the relation between 'Elf Slayer' and the hip new anime 'Goblin Slayer'

    • @creeeamy7133
      @creeeamy7133 5 років тому +18

      Am I still a weeb if I have one last shred of human decency and take showers?

    • @wcskeleton1388
      @wcskeleton1388 5 років тому +31

      Creeeamy you arent a weeb if you just watch anime. If you think about japan in the shower and get an erection, you are a weeb

    • @mcmikemo
      @mcmikemo 5 років тому +13

      @@wcskeleton1388 but weebs don't take showers

  • @Chaguarr
    @Chaguarr 3 роки тому +24

    “It’s such a good service, but God I can’t stand the company behind it.”
    The world summarized in one sentence

  • @jayman3024
    @jayman3024 4 роки тому +2924

    the longer his hair is, the less happy he looks in his thumbnails

  • @bubblebass8498
    @bubblebass8498 5 років тому +5816

    According to Quackity, a ton of discord admins are actually furries. Nothing against furries, but honestly, this type of behaviour isn't that surprising.

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 5 років тому +1043

      real shit tho, everything against furries. they are cancers.

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 5 років тому +225

      @@harleyspeedthrust4013 if you're going to insult a demographic, use actual words.

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 5 років тому +618

      @@Prodawg damn my boy here don't know english

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 5 років тому +446

      @@Prodawg and how about "fuc pedos" do I need actual words to say that you fucking genius furry

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 5 років тому +47

      @@harleyspeedthrust4013 i know i am UwU

  • @joelmacool
    @joelmacool 5 років тому +1192

    Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah!
    why is tingle working for discord

    • @jevilcore
      @jevilcore 5 років тому +42

      His dad told him to get a job, so he did

    • @DualEdgest
      @DualEdgest 5 років тому +23

      Because someone STOLE HIS MAGIC WORDS

    • @Peinbringer
      @Peinbringer 5 років тому +18

      ​@@DualEdgest Incoming Nintendo lawsuit on behalf of Tingle.

    • @alexandros5412
      @alexandros5412 5 років тому +10

      @Joelmacool he was tired of people mistreating him for being a fairy, so he went to discord, where the entire program is run by fairies

    • @fakesmile172
      @fakesmile172 5 років тому +1

      BECOME READABLE!

  • @Person01234
    @Person01234 2 роки тому +18

    "without further adieu"
    This is the intellectual level we're dealing with here. This shows it's not ironic.
    Funny enough this memespeak shit and general lunacy is the actual reason why I was slow on the uptake with discord. My friends started moving to discord when it first started when we were still using Skype and Teamspeak mainly, and the first time I tried it and it was like "wumpus is pogging your wogger to over 9000" I was like this is not for me. Took me like a whole ass year to finally come over as Skype was killing itself.

  • @smashbros379ful
    @smashbros379ful 5 років тому +2586

    How these emails should be formatted
    Single quirky line
    Paragraph with proper prose and syntax explaining in detail important information
    Rinse, repeat.

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 5 років тому +124

      Preferably without the quirky line.

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 5 років тому +347

      I don't mind the quirky line, honestly. As Charlie said himself, it's cringy but kinda endearing to see these little messages here and there.
      When it's the entire message like that, however, we have a problem.

    • @joannamother2432
      @joannamother2432 5 років тому +9

      That's what fangamer does. Then again, that's merch and not a chat site.

    • @joannamother2432
      @joannamother2432 5 років тому +2

      @@irisheartt what do you work at? Sounds cool.

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 5 років тому

      @@katatonikbliss yeah

  • @Webberjo
    @Webberjo 5 років тому +1332

    They must've cleaned up their act 'cause when I messaged them last month with a bug report I was replied to professionally, with no mention of elves whatsoever.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 5 років тому +561

      The one normal guy working there

    • @MalpheusTheMalefic
      @MalpheusTheMalefic 5 років тому +434

      @@GeraltofRivia22 He was fired when a girl noticed his lack of smiling and reported him to HR.

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 5 років тому +190

      I think theyre tryna clean up their shit cause of accusations of being some weird furry cp group.

    • @kasaittv3809
      @kasaittv3809 5 років тому +5

      Yeah me either if anything it was very professional

    • @YcleptCrazy
      @YcleptCrazy 5 років тому +99

      @@Ehh..... Not much of an accusation when it was pretty much in plain sight. Their staff is gross unless they decided to make changes finally. "Here's a bunch of listed words you can't say!" meanwhile, there's tons of dating servers with underage kids being preyed on by grown ass adults. Creepy ass loli servers and pedo servers, with both mixed together with a Furry spin! Great times.

  • @SignorTizio
    @SignorTizio 5 років тому +2251

    Whatever it is the noise you make at 4:20, I really like it

    • @zhorazavodskoy6622
      @zhorazavodskoy6622 5 років тому +292

      What a coincidence that it's 4:20 lol

    • @SignorTizio
      @SignorTizio 5 років тому +121

      @@zhorazavodskoy6622 I know, right?

    • @sealegs1640
      @sealegs1640 5 років тому +50

      nice

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 5 років тому +37

      weaponized autism Fuck your dumb pothead culture. I smoke, but seriously, fuck potheads.

    • @mikebazinga982
      @mikebazinga982 5 років тому +186

      @@MrSlanderer now aint this be a bruh moment

  • @Mudkippropagandamelody
    @Mudkippropagandamelody 3 роки тому +39

    Just realized after "Kooloo limpah, springle" this is literally tingle

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 3 роки тому

      What's tingle

    • @arjuns.3752
      @arjuns.3752 3 роки тому

      @@SilverVolo pringle

    • @smugswagssussyalt5556
      @smugswagssussyalt5556 3 роки тому +2

      Who’s tingle, I’m not tingle, I am springle! Don’t compare me, springle, to some tingle faker!

    • @chongyunmain
      @chongyunmain 3 роки тому

      i think it's a game character

    • @untitleddocument5231
      @untitleddocument5231 3 роки тому

      @@SilverVolo a middle aged man from the zelda series that wants to be a fairy

  • @kondratov8269
    @kondratov8269 5 років тому +793

    Nobody:
    Discord: let me crawl into your hoofersnatch and take a reindooble anon uwu

    • @azure9905
      @azure9905 5 років тому +1

      @@Retzerr41 I think you're missing the "I got brain" at the start of your username. And technically that pfp was from a game before it got turned into a subpar anime.

    • @Retzerr41
      @Retzerr41 5 років тому

      @@azure9905 gastric juiceses

    • @bbspooks
      @bbspooks 5 років тому +1

      @@azure9905 sick burn bby

    • @azure9905
      @azure9905 5 років тому

      @@Retzerr41 Gaston juices

    • @LiamH2004
      @LiamH2004 5 років тому

      owo rawr xd *nuzzles u*

  • @ZeulisOK
    @ZeulisOK 5 років тому +1547

    *Discord is a platform where everyone spams @everyone if they have the chance*

    • @Keanu252
      @Keanu252 5 років тому +82

      Reminder that discord is run by a bunch of furries, the cringy type
      Remember that and suddenly all this makes a lot more sense

    • @Superbl0bby
      @Superbl0bby 5 років тому +7

      Zeul aw shinkledinks

    • @lordferbus2970
      @lordferbus2970 5 років тому

      That is something we don't want

    • @crysanthiumvega
      @crysanthiumvega 5 років тому +3

      I've been fucking banned for @ing an admin while we were in the middle of a conversation.

    • @JustAGiraffe
      @JustAGiraffe 5 років тому +9

      I made a bot for my server that renames anyone who uses @everyone to 'degenerate'

  • @HydraDominus
    @HydraDominus 5 років тому +11931

    It’s a company run by furries. What did you expect

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 5 років тому +268

      @@Hadley.Sinclaire Well, okay.

    • @Hadley.Sinclaire
      @Hadley.Sinclaire 5 років тому +706

      @@Kirealta Don't act like that's not 100% relevant!

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 5 років тому +93

      @@Hadley.Sinclaire 100% gotcha.

    • @Hadley.Sinclaire
      @Hadley.Sinclaire 5 років тому +293

      @@Kirealta Good girl.

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 5 років тому +173

      @@Hadley.Sinclaire Schindler's pissed

  • @kimbaldun
    @kimbaldun 3 роки тому +63

    Me: *Doesn't use an account for a day*
    Discord: You changed location?!

  • @yeetinusbigfeetinus4544
    @yeetinusbigfeetinus4544 4 роки тому +3207

    When google recommended you a password: 4:20

    • @ThyAnonymousAccount
      @ThyAnonymousAccount 3 роки тому +12

      First comment at 518 likes

    • @cryingissofun7432
      @cryingissofun7432 3 роки тому +7

      UNDERRATED

    • @astra8203
      @astra8203 3 роки тому +4

      BEST COMMENT HOLY FUCK

    • @miguelisaurusbruh1158
      @miguelisaurusbruh1158 3 роки тому +13

      OMG IS 420 THE WEED NUMBER xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @syndrodome
      @syndrodome 3 роки тому

      why did i laugh wtf

  • @mannperson
    @mannperson 5 років тому +305

    English is my second language. So when they mix awful jokes and dead memes into their messages I have no idea of what the message is about.
    I run a large server and when I had a problem with a glitch they gave me an update saying something about "spoopy skeletons". Apparently that was them telling me my issue was fixed.
    Fuck discord.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 5 років тому +7

      You'd fit with one of my friends pretty well. His English is very good now, able to translate in his head super quickly (doesn't know EVERY English word though) but I make accidental spelling errors, it confuses him usually and he gets fed up and stops talking to me for a bit :D

    • @derfeeiiind7710
      @derfeeiiind7710 5 років тому +2

      *Spoopy Skeletons*

    • @the_17th_dragon32
      @the_17th_dragon32 5 років тому +1

      MannPerson same confusions here

  • @Oborowatabinostk
    @Oborowatabinostk 5 років тому +179

    $100 says Springle has nipple piercings and wears an adult diaper despite having fully functional bowels.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 5 років тому +10

      ...Oddly specific...

    • @AcidicAims
      @AcidicAims 5 років тому +4

      He also wears socks with sandals bet

    • @krzysztof7374
      @krzysztof7374 5 років тому +3

      @TheHobbitMonster Us demons will take over one day, watch us

    • @issacfryer3525
      @issacfryer3525 5 років тому

      He goes shoe sock shoe sock

  • @deonambrose
    @deonambrose Рік тому +3

    What I hate most about discord is that you can be the nicest person in the chat and someone will still find a way to beef with you. Especially the mods.

  • @maceja5890
    @maceja5890 5 років тому +2983

    Nobody:
    Discord loading screen: Dispersing minorities

    • @suprememe2314
      @suprememe2314 5 років тому +291

      Discord loading screen: Clearing mosque.

    • @friendofall
      @friendofall 5 років тому +130

      @@suprememe2314 ruh roh rigga

    • @africheeseyoutube
      @africheeseyoutube 5 років тому +177

      Executing the middle class

    • @SaadRKhan
      @SaadRKhan 5 років тому +104

      Abolishing dishwasher privilege

    • @nicoflipi
      @nicoflipi 5 років тому +110

      Committing bestiality

  • @cjallin1119
    @cjallin1119 5 років тому +346

    Charlie must've been really upset about being rejected as the next Discord CEO

  • @SereneLeskovsky
    @SereneLeskovsky 5 років тому +446

    Honestly they just need to dial back on the cringe a bit. Seeing a self-aware company is always nice, but it's.. counter-intuitive when the "self awareness" becomes un-selfaware.

    • @speedos
      @speedos 4 роки тому +1

      I think they're not self-aware at all and are actually so utterly unaware and autistic beyond recognition that our brains cannot process it and think they must be trying to be clever or make a self-aware joke

    • @SereneLeskovsky
      @SereneLeskovsky 4 роки тому +1

      @@speedos See, what I'm explaining is a symptom of "self-awareness" where the idea of it becomes completely null as a person actually has no idea what they're talking about, but simply uses what others say about them to morph their own personality. It is most common in individuals, of course, but it has leaked into the attitude of Discord's staff members as well.

    • @el-xy1tq
      @el-xy1tq 4 роки тому +1

      @@speedos They're trying so hard to seem "self-aware" of and use "gamer-language" that they're really not self aware of their own cringe that's coming from trying to be "hip"

    • @speedos
      @speedos 4 роки тому +1

      @@el-xy1tq well said

  • @Itchy__
    @Itchy__ 3 роки тому +6

    My only problem with discord is that every time someone calls me I instinctively just shit my pants, its just a god awful call sound and it comes out of nowhere sometimes, especially when you think you've closed it but its actually just lurking in the background of your computer

    • @mrtoasterfurry
      @mrtoasterfurry 3 роки тому

      voice chat discord is toxic Then COD for abusing your gaming skills.

  • @koltonheath2517
    @koltonheath2517 5 років тому +998

    I think it’s fine for a company to allow their employees to have fun, and the loading screen messages on discord are fine. All of the “cutesy” phrases they use in their emails should definitely not be the way they do things though. Emails should be professional and easily understandable, without all the extra shit they put in them.

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 5 років тому +24

      Nah that shit is whack

    • @yyaaas6691
      @yyaaas6691 5 років тому +11

      Ye just the email thing is anoying and that changed years ago

    • @Altair584
      @Altair584 5 років тому +12

      @@TheStunnerFTW I agree, but holy fuck I expected it to just be the loading screens and not e-mails. That's just terrible. If Discord made a more professional service, with some branding, I've no doubt they'd have a good chance of pushing Skype away.

    • @Milo-ed4fn
      @Milo-ed4fn 5 років тому

      exactly. I just think they're trying not to be corporate assholes and industrial looking like skype. let the app have fun. no harm is being done. come on charlie.

    • @Altair584
      @Altair584 5 років тому +9

      @@Milo-ed4fn Nah, it really is bad though. This isn't a little bit of fun, it's legitimately annoying when you're dealing with issues.

  • @whiteguar6757
    @whiteguar6757 5 років тому +2228

    i actually kinda like the quirky loading screen, its only for a second and it always says something unique, imo better than just a bland loading screen, but those emails are ridiculous

    • @blazeord
      @blazeord 5 років тому +127

      What they're doing isn't going to kill their company if they keep the service good. It's actually pretty hard to kill a company once a lot of people are on the platform and invested, just look at youtube.

    • @mhx6437
      @mhx6437 5 років тому +37

      I also like it, but it gets repetive quite quick. They should update the quotes from random discord members (GOOD ONES) so that the loading screen gets more interesting and not ''oh whatever lol'' alike.

    • @foxmcfog7809
      @foxmcfog7809 5 років тому +2

      There is like 10 of them

    • @Alzter0
      @Alzter0 5 років тому +21

      The whole "we're quirky and not like other businesses" thing is cute the first couple times but then it just gets monotonous and frustrating

    • @ToastGreeting
      @ToastGreeting 5 років тому +1

      its good cause its user submitted content

  • @LuxiBelle
    @LuxiBelle 5 років тому +1393

    Edgy jokes on discord: ban
    Cub porn on discord: ayy okay

    • @davidbergmann8948
      @davidbergmann8948 5 років тому +6

      Does white supremacy qualifie as an edgy joke?

    • @eatpoopy
      @eatpoopy 5 років тому +73

      @@davidbergmann8948 lol wut

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 5 років тому +55

      Cub porn was banned like a few months ago after people pointed out that they can't ban loli shit and then allow cub shit

    • @lilmoist516
      @lilmoist516 5 років тому +2

      Sans, Only because the furries buckled to pressure.

    • @derke123
      @derke123 5 років тому +46

      @@Zero_Shift No it was banned after a shit ton of outrage, it wasnt banned because they realised it was wrong... They still tried to keep it on the platform and defended that decision. And the way you worded it, it sounds like you were defending them.

  • @mangkubi
    @mangkubi 3 роки тому +89

    "Omg guys I think im so quirky I play discord UwU im such a potata UwU im so cute UwU im such a gamer girl XD UwU OwO"

    • @LH-ew5wx
      @LH-ew5wx 3 роки тому +4

      cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe

    • @LH-ew5wx
      @LH-ew5wx 3 роки тому

      @Михајло Јовановић ok?

    • @Lily-iq1ub
      @Lily-iq1ub 3 роки тому +12

      “UwU i simp for nonexistent 3D anime characters I so quirky UWU”

    • @nielk.
      @nielk. 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks I got a heart attack reading the your comment

    • @waitwhat0205
      @waitwhat0205 3 роки тому

      😶

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 років тому +2487

    "Discord is embarrassing"
    What do you mean? _I use Discord for it's intended purpose, the nsfw channel._

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 5 років тому +26

      I mean the fucking banned so much shit for nsfw

    • @stickymallet
      @stickymallet 5 років тому +142

      nah they just banned lolicon and shotacon
      yknow the borderline pedophilia

    • @xenon7232
      @xenon7232 5 років тому +21

      Tbh I only go on there for the NSFW and the stupid general chats

    • @stickymallet
      @stickymallet 5 років тому +46

      @@TeriiTeri honestly its disgusting yeah ur right

    • @MsLucho1998
      @MsLucho1998 5 років тому +28

      Tobio Tenma yet they leave furry pedos.

  • @Stal-C418
    @Stal-C418 4 роки тому +407

    4:20 my bruh sounding like banjo

  • @Porkey_Minch
    @Porkey_Minch 5 років тому +567

    "Tingle Tingle kooloo-limpah! These are the magical words created by Tingle himself. Do not steal them!"
    Even Tingle would be disgusted by Springle's behaviour.

    • @Protanly
      @Protanly 5 років тому +10

      I feel proud that I understood this reference the moment I read it.

    • @spyr0guy
      @spyr0guy 5 років тому +6

      Original magic words, donut steele

    • @marusantv3596
      @marusantv3596 5 років тому +7

      That sentence made me want to kill myself because I understood it

    • @oddlem
      @oddlem 5 років тому +9

      The worst part is that Tingle is clearly a beautiful, mystical fairy and not some snarky elf

    • @aturner
      @aturner 5 років тому +2

      *MAJORAS MASK INTENSIFIES*

  • @mostlyforyt
    @mostlyforyt 3 роки тому +17

    I had no idea discord was like this.. and I wondered why they didn't choose discord over zoom for meetings

    • @John-wb2kk
      @John-wb2kk 3 роки тому

      All I knew about discord is that it can get kind of toxic at times and a lot of gamers use it. That's about it. I thought "oh, so it's basically like every other chat server?" Dead wrong. I'm having a deep, visceral cringe from how they talk.

    • @John-wb2kk
      @John-wb2kk 3 роки тому

      Charlie warned us that it was cringe, but I wasn't expecting it to be that bad.

    • @mostlyforyt
      @mostlyforyt 3 роки тому

      @@John-wb2kk I use it and a lot of other people use it for their own reasons that aren't weird, like i use it to play games with friends, but the company themselves talking like this is weird as fuck

    • @John-wb2kk
      @John-wb2kk 3 роки тому

      @@mostlyforyt yeah my brother uses it a lot for gaming too and I see all sorts of other gamer UA-camrs using it and people talking about it, but never once have any of them mentioned just how creepy sounding the company is. Like how do you accept yourself as a grown adult and talk like that? No amount of UwU from dudes with anime women as a profile picture who own and probably violate their anime pillows will top a single sentence from the discord company.
      I love the anime community btw and used to play an anime game all the time even though I've never watched a single anime.

  • @hoardofjules
    @hoardofjules 4 роки тому +1372

    Discord, please help, I think my account has been hacked!
    Don't worry cutie, our Ugandan child soldiers are abroad, fighting for you like a peenieweenie against a poopiewoopie!

    • @aster9809
      @aster9809 3 роки тому +20

      LMAOOO

    • @EliT347
      @EliT347 3 роки тому +8

      you win my comment of the day, sir.

    • @ahmadasfour6715
      @ahmadasfour6715 3 роки тому +25

      I was visiting my grandma as I sat on a chair, and my grandma looked over my shoulder only to read this and died from cringe.

    • @criminal2421
      @criminal2421 3 роки тому

      like bro they tryna be funny discord you’re not funny

    • @BubbleArcadia
      @BubbleArcadia 3 роки тому +3

      Oh Jesus christ.

  • @iNewgz
    @iNewgz 5 років тому +188

    Legend has it that If you say Springle three times in the mirror, Springle will appear and shove his hoofersnatcher up your reindooble faster than you can say shinkledinks. Kimpa!

    • @ThePersonNetwork
      @ThePersonNetwork 5 років тому

      This is it chief

    • @eyydri
      @eyydri 5 років тому

      thanks for the good laugh mate cheers

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 5 років тому +318

    My account got deleted because I was in a server that participated in raids on other servers, which is against ToS. But I didn't even know about this during the time it happened. So I emailed discord ten or something times telling them i'm innocent, need my account back.
    Each time I would get gmailed an unspecific, unrelated set of instructions for some random crap like "remembering your password"
    *NO HELP*

    • @LibShitted
      @LibShitted 4 роки тому +4

      Make a new acc then just pNep them

    • @mbowser56
      @mbowser56 4 роки тому +3

      same happened to me, they just said "you should know what you did"

    • @nefarious6986
      @nefarious6986 4 роки тому +3

      My fiancé got his account deleted bc people kept spamming anime pictures that discord deemed "inappropriate" (you can guess) on a server he owned

    • @canavero4288
      @canavero4288 4 роки тому +2

      same. my account ive had since may 2015 got deleted for random bs like that. meanwhile people that have literally doxed my IP and hometown, raided servers, etc still have their accounts. i hate discord.

    • @user-vv1do1wg1j
      @user-vv1do1wg1j 4 роки тому +2

      I raid constantly and I'm not banned lmao

  • @misterpoopnose6547
    @misterpoopnose6547 3 роки тому +70

    Mom can we have Keanu Reeves?
    Mom: We already have Keanu Reeves at home
    Keanu Reeves at home: 4:20

  • @andrewmoore3377
    @andrewmoore3377 4 роки тому +1040

    4:20 The demons under my bed at 3 am

    • @Takkion
      @Takkion 4 роки тому +27

      Really... You couldn't have had used 4:20 instead?

    • @andrewmoore3377
      @andrewmoore3377 4 роки тому +3

      @@Takkion ;)

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 4 роки тому +1

      @Zunlite reincarnation of the chosen one, prepare for the end

    • @cinnamonbulla
      @cinnamonbulla 4 роки тому

      Best one so far

    • @k.v437
      @k.v437 4 роки тому

      Nice

  • @bestgun9994
    @bestgun9994 4 роки тому +512

    "They hate him for he speaks the truth."

    • @luckylovescats
      @luckylovescats 4 роки тому +13

      hey i finally found you aim bot son of a bitch killed my dog

    • @bestgun9994
      @bestgun9994 4 роки тому +14

      @@luckylovescats sorry for your loss, but it was probably a different skeleton.

    • @dakotatypo2805
      @dakotatypo2805 3 роки тому +4

      This vaguely sounds to me like a quote about Jesus

  • @Zedrinbot
    @Zedrinbot 5 років тому +672

    I think Discord's staff is mostly former Gearbox employees.

    • @yulikitten
      @yulikitten 5 років тому +25

      Why does this not surprise me? I bet that Ashley Burch is working there, too

    • @9bang88
      @9bang88 5 років тому +29

      Zedrin and furries

    • @TheSavagegamer69
      @TheSavagegamer69 5 років тому +7

      Lolol man that makes too much sense

    • @Gouretoratto
      @Gouretoratto 5 років тому +1

      @@9bang88 I'm 90% certain horror from twitch works there

    • @notnominal7013
      @notnominal7013 5 років тому

      Of course its zedrin

  • @Dimitar_Yavorov
    @Dimitar_Yavorov 2 роки тому +2

    The best part of Discord is that doesnt matter how many "good friends" you have, when someone is bullying and talkin trash about you ur friends aint gonna do anythin

  • @MultiNaruto900
    @MultiNaruto900 5 років тому +416

    "Our ritual elves"
    Y'all trying to contact the Dark Brotherhood to solve "problems"?
    Edit: Holy fuck the number of likes 👀

    • @lebron73
      @lebron73 5 років тому +14

      I do not know you and I do not care to know you

    • @generictoasterstroodle1080
      @generictoasterstroodle1080 5 років тому

      Pepega responding isn’t a good way to show your opinion

    • @notenoughgarlic
      @notenoughgarlic 5 років тому +4

      GENERIC Toaster Stroodle Joke missed

    • @lowkey_Ioki
      @lowkey_Ioki 5 років тому +5

      Imma be real I'm just assassinating people for that awesome horse.

    • @zxd-ly7ch
      @zxd-ly7ch 5 років тому

      lowkey loki just summon arvack

  • @GuiriGee
    @GuiriGee 4 роки тому +261

    I just imagine a 30-year old single man with depression that has to do this because of the company's policy

    • @John-wb2kk
      @John-wb2kk 3 роки тому +23

      *sigh* today's the day..

  • @Tae-N
    @Tae-N 5 років тому +2529

    Nobody:
    Discord: we are a chat room for gamers!
    Also Discord: UWU NOTICES UR BULDGE

    • @werewolfgamer115
      @werewolfgamer115 5 років тому +25

      Hmm.....i play red dead 2 and I'm a furry........perfect

    • @sioraigrian8400
      @sioraigrian8400 5 років тому +3

      rise up tbh

    • @raining_softly
      @raining_softly 5 років тому +3

      @@hubert06299 Shat up, or I will git u kicked, but in *real* life. °^°
      RRrRRrRRrRRrrRrrEEeeEEEEEeEeE
      "e"
      rRrrReEeeeeeEEEEee

    • @dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898
      @dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898 5 років тому +66

      @@raining_softly you're gross

    • @9bang88
      @9bang88 5 років тому +4

      dont ask me about my profile picture I’m asking you about your profile picture

  • @tomatotwin_
    @tomatotwin_ 3 роки тому +107

    4:20 made me laugh so hard, I literally couldn’t breathe

    • @malficuimkj6669
      @malficuimkj6669 3 роки тому +2

      I didn’t think the hunger games could make such noises

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 5 років тому +224

    When editing server bots and stuff I genuinely got confused. When the authorization menu popped up telling me what the bot would have access to, everything was fine, until I read the option that said something like "This bot will not let you draw the sword from the stone" or some other geeky thing. It threw me for a loop because for a moment I thought there was a legit problem.

    • @elevatormusic4000
      @elevatormusic4000 4 роки тому

      Same I was like "What the fuck does that mean?" And then realized that it was a joke... A very unfunny joke.

  • @XaxtonRevolution2
    @XaxtonRevolution2 5 років тому +113

    "My magic is powered by your love" is really creepy. Like you're getting a message from a predator.

    • @xyerzen3024
      @xyerzen3024 4 роки тому +7

      Cause you are

    • @hb6789
      @hb6789 4 роки тому +2

      out of context that sentence can be perceived in many ways

    • @throwawayaccountm1325
      @throwawayaccountm1325 4 роки тому

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @baglespelledwrong8159
      @baglespelledwrong8159 4 роки тому +1

      "This must've gone to a sex offender somewhere, this can't be discord"

  • @mack7207
    @mack7207 5 років тому +465

    Discord is limiting itself by being so embarrassing

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 5 років тому +8

      @Graham Morcom i like that word..... _p e n i s n i p p l e_

  • @UPie-pz7ez
    @UPie-pz7ez 3 роки тому +12

    I can't believe they stole the magic words that Tingle created himself, even though he SPECIFICALLY said not to steal them smh

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 5 років тому +1750

    Discord: [is embarassing]
    Also discord: [is the only digital distribution platform that actually works and isn't cancerous/infested by ads]
    i'll take the cringe for free, thanks alex

    • @Web720
      @Web720 5 років тому +107

      Why not both? They can easily replace the cringe and be more professional.

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 5 років тому +59

      @@Web720 I mean yeah, but it's also free and is basically the best at what it does so I'm not complaining lol

    • @dffgffffffdddddddddd
      @dffgffffffdddddddddd 5 років тому +41

      And they're stealing all of your information too.

    • @hypephoon2420
      @hypephoon2420 5 років тому +157

      @@dffgffffffdddddddddd Everything you use that's free is stealing your information.

    • @sixish
      @sixish 5 років тому +19

      @@hypephoon2420 thats not true, there are at least 10 services that don't, maybe 12.

  • @GameWorldRS
    @GameWorldRS 5 років тому +1052

    I think the program itself is amazing and the small "Easter eggs" in it are cute but for anything outside related (emails, customer service, partnership etc...) it should be professional just like any other company

    • @darklight0528
      @darklight0528 5 років тому +49

      Totally agree, with the tiny easter eggs. Just seeing the emails...give me shivers...they need to at least have some "professional" face when it comes to emails or partnering of some sort

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 5 років тому +17

      @@darklight0528 Honestly whenever I start discord I cringe. I get it if it's like something really in-depth. Like if you have a fuckin turbo server or whatever. But your average dude who is using it as teamspeak but less shit (not saying much, teamspeak is just skype but less shit), shouldn't have to see quirky XD randem 'Constructing pylons' 'decerealinizing the database' shit the moment it starts on the loading screen. I actually feel uncomfortable starting discord with people around, because I don't want to have to explain the weird fuckin quotes or funni cow man wumpus being oh so sad people aren't online. Like I'm not 5, I don't need a mascot telling me everything because words are scary.

    • @richardconey6458
      @richardconey6458 5 років тому +3

      Taylor ok boomer

    • @ToastGreeting
      @ToastGreeting 5 років тому

      yeah and they should also not have bots responding to every message cause you waste hours waiting for an email just for it to be a bot that didnt answer your question at all

    • @brenosilvamorais2510
      @brenosilvamorais2510 5 років тому +4

      @@Winasaurus wow, thats alot of anger for something so inconsequential

  • @Elchan555
    @Elchan555 4 роки тому +1572

    4:20 LMAO HE LITERALLY WENT: ŒŒŒŒŒ

  • @funnylaughed7423
    @funnylaughed7423 3 роки тому +42

    he didn't even talk about 10% of it, there's still things like gifs and Fucking wumpus or just stickers in general

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 3 роки тому +6

      Oi
      Do not disrespect the wumpus

    • @funnylaughed7423
      @funnylaughed7423 3 роки тому +6

      @@milky9602 wumpus was cool but any time i see stickers of him i am filled with seething rage

  • @bean_eater1209
    @bean_eater1209 5 років тому +340

    Discord support sounds like a message you'd get with the elf on the shelf from your aunty

  • @realbigpharma
    @realbigpharma 4 роки тому +681

    Discord isn’t supposed to be professional, but I do see how their emails are a bit too strange.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 роки тому +71

      Discord is a pile of shit that tries way too hard to be funny

    • @Desmond_Video_Discussions
      @Desmond_Video_Discussions 4 роки тому +110

      when communicating on actual important business-related topics you cant still hold the whole "sorry for the delay, the wienderbables found their way into the coofer department" type speech. it's a legitimate business environment whether they like it or not. and if they still choose to communicate like it's a dr suess read aloud in 3rd grade then it makes sense charlie would make this video.

    • @dullwayfarer3971
      @dullwayfarer3971 4 роки тому +53

      @Mitex When communicating on official business, a lot of people would rather they just get to the point. Loading screens are where that behavior is more acceptable.

    • @kamikazeeeeee103
      @kamikazeeeeee103 4 роки тому +15

      @Mitex
      Try talking like Discord emails in public, i dare you.

    • @kamikazeeeeee103
      @kamikazeeeeee103 4 роки тому +21

      @Mitex
      Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or otherwise because you're not proving any point 🤷‍♂️

  • @___Venice___
    @___Venice___ 5 років тому +168

    sorry charlie but that email had me laughing so hard
    the email itself was garbage but the fact that you were being rejected by a literal child, with some stupid fortune cookie gag just killed me
    objectively garbage, contextually excellent

  • @awesomesauceTN234
    @awesomesauceTN234 3 роки тому +26

    Me: goes outside to breath
    Everybody in the submarine: 4:20