The Past is why Splatoon has no voice chat

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  • @skylarfox_bmb
    @skylarfox_bmb 7 років тому +41

    A team of Hawke's mains would actually be pretty balanced.
    E-Liter (any type)
    Custom Range Blaster
    Gold Dynamo Roller
    Octobrush
    It covers all ranges!

    • @titaniumstarrui
      @titaniumstarrui 7 років тому

      jacob whitinger He uses Heavy Splatting more than dynamo

  • @eevee794
    @eevee794 8 років тому +159

    Splatted David and splatted David.... WAIT WHAT??!

    • @emishimaru-sama6449
      @emishimaru-sama6449 8 років тому +3

      Twins got splooshed m8

    • @eevee794
      @eevee794 8 років тому +2

      +Emishimaru - Sama yep.... XD

    • @PapaBlue-tu2on
      @PapaBlue-tu2on 8 років тому +1

      It's David and david not bot caps XD

    • @eevee794
      @eevee794 8 років тому

      +BadardGaming its autocorrect.... :'(

    • @eevee794
      @eevee794 8 років тому +1

      +Rubrix Cube XD

  • @patisatreeediting
    @patisatreeediting 8 років тому +24

    I regretted joining team future just for the sole reason of the fact that I had NO idea all the newbies would be on that team. Looks like the marie curse still stands tall.

    • @patisatreeediting
      @patisatreeediting 8 років тому

      Same. I usually switched off between the octobrush and the octoshot but either way it was hard when everybody got splatted in a matter of seconds, leaving me to go out scarface style.

    • @carnibug
      @carnibug 8 років тому

      +actuallyducky
      It doesn't matter if you lose the splatfest, you fight for your opinion and your opinion only. If you just want to join a team just to win then you, my fine sir, have loads of salt on your mind

    • @julieduan770
      @julieduan770 8 років тому

      +TheShinyKirlia I think some people would agree with me when i say that I play for super sea snails. People like skytrax. :P

    • @patisatreeediting
      @patisatreeediting 8 років тому

      That's really all I do it for but I like getting 24 rather than 18

  • @swift3794
    @swift3794 8 років тому +29

    Looks like Shulk couldn't change the future this time.

    • @QueenofTNT
      @QueenofTNT 8 років тому +3

      We didn't feel it enough. ;n;

    • @HawkeBM
      @HawkeBM 8 років тому +1

      Or Lucina. :I

    • @icebear6757
      @icebear6757 8 років тому +1

      Man if Bayonetta was with us, we would have won.

  • @mewwishtimer7285
    @mewwishtimer7285 8 років тому +54

    YOU ARE THE REASON OF WHY SPLATOON HAS NO VOICE CHAT!

    • @sean.9528
      @sean.9528 8 років тому +2

      You do know that he's just joking around, right?

    • @mewwishtimer7285
      @mewwishtimer7285 8 років тому +1

      I was reciting what he said

    • @beans.9727
      @beans.9727 5 років тому +1

      Mew Wishtimer putz12.

  • @TheYouknowme7
    @TheYouknowme7 8 років тому +69

    'Not under my watch Mr.Game' hehe, was that in post or during recording, either way that was a good one.

    • @monadoboy
      @monadoboy 8 років тому +4

      he always does post commentary in these videos, and yeah i agree xD

    • @rindesk5580
      @rindesk5580 8 років тому

      Well some "why splatoon has no voicechat " has live commentary during his splatfest videos

    • @defokoutah1493
      @defokoutah1493 8 років тому

      I get it! Mr. Game 'N watch from Super Smash Bros.

    • @monadoboy
      @monadoboy 8 років тому +5

      Defoko Utah actually he's from.. game and watch.. lmao

    • @hagopkiljian6065
      @hagopkiljian6065 7 років тому +1

      Defoko Utah well not originally from smash bros, he's part of an old series of games called the game and watch

  • @emishimaru-sama6449
    @emishimaru-sama6449 8 років тому +12

    No Devilish ending... I really wanted to hear your Insanity xD

    • @greengengargaming9025
      @greengengargaming9025 8 років тому +4

      +Emishimaru - Sama Honestly I think the ending he had totally would have worked with his trademark devil laugh.

  • @OfficialRainbowBones
    @OfficialRainbowBones 8 років тому +3

    You were so hilarious in this omg 😂😂😂 When you went to check the squid who fell in the water it killed me lol

  • @magmangle
    @magmangle 8 років тому +6

    "Dinosaurs are why Splatoon as no voice chat" would've also been great.

  • @SubSpaceKing
    @SubSpaceKing 8 років тому +4

    Splatfest #11 (Red vs. Blue), I betya will have a tie in popularity like Art vs. Science had, I have no idea which team to support this time. I really want Team Blue to win so Marie can win for once in a blue moon.

  • @butterbun7033
    @butterbun7033 8 років тому +2

    it's been bothering me a lot but you know when you say "booyah" they other team sees it and now knows where you're at...same with "come on" that's why you use it when you die because it lets your team know where a enemy is at

  • @Kimairan
    @Kimairan 8 років тому +6

    This is two too many Davids.

  • @monkeypunk2441
    @monkeypunk2441 7 років тому +1

    "Not under my watch, Mr. Game." That pun was perfecttttt!

  • @tancos6588
    @tancos6588 8 років тому

    Probably my favorite compilation out of all the ones you've done. Really great job on this one Hawke, laughed a ton.

  • @kikachu9569
    @kikachu9569 8 років тому +1

    lol, the guy that kept charging up his weapon "oh, c'mon!!!" xD

  • @atmunn1
    @atmunn1 8 років тому +1

    _"Hey, stop. I'm not interested in your brush."_
    *_*uses a brush next clip*_*
    10/10

  • @Nexus563
    @Nexus563 8 років тому +1

    "Not on my watch, Mr. Game"
    You clever sun of a b-

  • @Rat_the_Renegade
    @Rat_the_Renegade 8 років тому +1

    I've had that happen. I'm sitting in spawn cause of somebodys Killer Wail. So my teamate who is standing next to me walks forward and kills himself.

  • @harleyplayssmmharleyplayss618
    @harleyplayssmmharleyplayss618 6 років тому +1

    1:14 you hit speedy! Guess, he's not speedy any more 😂😂😂😂

  • @aiko7276
    @aiko7276 8 років тому

    Just watched some of your videos but man you are really good.
    I am laughing and at the same time feeling so bad for those guys you splat. I know the feelz xD.
    Using a charger for me is so hard, I can't even point at them fast as you do.
    I am Subscribing mate!

  • @caramelldansen4121
    @caramelldansen4121 8 років тому +1

    Don't worry about the ending, I felt very satisfied with that last kill of yours.

  • @xxpikanationxx5849
    @xxpikanationxx5849 8 років тому

    08:57 How the Squidling said 'Booyah!'. I find it cute.. for some reason. :3

  • @samulady4638
    @samulady4638 8 років тому +1

    Hey, I was wondering when/if you're going to do more tip video's, maybe for stages? I'd love a vid on Hammerhead Bridge, I'm really struggling with that stage :/
    Other tips I'd love would be on the H-3 nozzlenoses (L-3's totally fine but the H-3's really a pain in the butt for me to use, even though I want to learn how to use it). as well as the one on point sensors(out of all subs this one just seems the least usefull one, at least for the ink it consumes).

  • @feensekte
    @feensekte 8 років тому

    1:23 anyone else noticed how the rhythm of the blaster was perfect for the battle music?

  • @atomicseth3461
    @atomicseth3461 8 років тому

    "Time for a blast to the past"
    - White hawke

  • @milapiepers502
    @milapiepers502 8 років тому

    ''not under my watch mr. game''
    THAT IS FUCKING GENIUS DUDE!

  • @hunter-jl3ju
    @hunter-jl3ju 8 років тому

    "Splatted David and splatted david... wait what?" That part made me laugh a lot

  • @interstellohi1506
    @interstellohi1506 8 років тому

    " All that buildup and you get splatted anyway"Oh WhiteHawke XD

  • @YueKatsura
    @YueKatsura 8 років тому

    I thought Team Past was going to be a giant kid magnet since it had a dinosaur on the shirt. Good thing the meta for NA seems to be to pick Callie and there's an 85% chance you'll win the Splatfest.

  • @skylarfox_bmb
    @skylarfox_bmb 8 років тому

    I'd love if you did this type of commentary over an entire match.

  • @GingerBeanie
    @GingerBeanie 8 років тому +1

    The 1st minute is hilarious.

  • @machuzka9784
    @machuzka9784 8 років тому +2

    White Hawke is the reason us squid partiers are endangered ;-;

  • @kuphi1243
    @kuphi1243 8 років тому +1

    he has the most evil laugh.

  • @ifiinch
    @ifiinch 8 років тому

    I'm quite pleased that you and me have similar weapon type preferences for boasters and octobrushes. Unfortunately, I'm better with a Kelp Splat Charger and I'm one of the people who can work a .96 Gal. I use one in ranked and generally get around 10-20 kills on a win! Anyway, I must say that you are one of the most skilled players I have ever seen. Good luck in future splatfests! (See what I did there?) I've gotta get training for my splatfest, play like a barbarian vs play like a ninja. I think people got the wrong message and think it's: do you prefer barbarians or ninjas! Honestly... I am on team ninja, as most of the time, I'm waiting at a certain point. I rush forwards, ink a bit, hide and wait for a squid. That's how I get so many kills. Anyway, I recently became quite good with (my old, hated but now loved) heavy splatling deco! I'm sure I'll do great. Anyway, thanks for reading this, and for anyone having a splatfest soon, good luck! I've lost a bunch, so you'll need it!

    • @ifiinch
      @ifiinch 8 років тому

      Blasters*

  • @christianwalsh8957
    @christianwalsh8957 8 років тому

    +whitehawke you should get special duration up for those moments near the middle or 2:4 something

  • @STPmanga
    @STPmanga 7 років тому +1

    2:59 The guy from Wind Waker who wore paintings, anyone?

  • @ce3540
    @ce3540 7 років тому

    This was my best and first splatfest as team past

  • @AlexandraStubbs
    @AlexandraStubbs 8 років тому

    Hey at the end..you got LiliYiyi.. To end us all on a good note.

  • @toongamer9638
    @toongamer9638 8 років тому +2

    Hawke, how did you get that Callie thumbnail, I like it (.enny face)

  • @ndizzyy
    @ndizzyy 8 років тому

    Well thank god I'm a squid from the past, blastin' away all this time.

  • @jaybog3434
    @jaybog3434 8 років тому

    You are really good with the E-Liter

  • @sushi3447
    @sushi3447 8 років тому

    The past?
    Is it a cave?
    Of the past?
    here's a bit of what i am talking about
    Deirdre Deirdre~ deeeeeir... Deirdre Deirdre~!

  • @mackenzie2042
    @mackenzie2042 7 років тому

    When you snipe, do you use motion controls?
    also wow, you're fantastic at this game!
    And, do you use tons of strength ups when using the sniper? it seems you can kill people at close range easily too.

  • @lucidorangee3394
    @lucidorangee3394 8 років тому

    7:40 you hit the charger so hard he disappeared

  • @TheSkipAJ
    @TheSkipAJ 8 років тому +2

    Are you gonna post the entire splatfest video? I enjoy those

  • @evilember624
    @evilember624 8 років тому

    YASSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR A LONG TIME!!!

  • @fathertime9958
    @fathertime9958 8 років тому +3

    Again I would like to publicly apologize to anyone who gets stuck on a team with my kids. They are terrible. They have loads of fun but they are terrible. I'm sorry.

  • @marcelgerhardt2161
    @marcelgerhardt2161 8 років тому

    F-I-N-A-L-L-Y I've been waiting since the Splatfest began in America!

  • @wolvadvanced
    @wolvadvanced 8 років тому

    I'd just like to mention that Hawke slatted an Oshawott and a Servine in this compilation. If only he had splat an Emboar

  • @angelinagold3014
    @angelinagold3014 8 років тому

    Yo, WhiteHawke. Are you sitting this splatfest out or no? If not, which team are you on? I've already picked my team (Patrick), so I'm just curious.

  • @cheiftainvulpix
    @cheiftainvulpix 8 років тому +1

    when I heard about his sploosh joke I be like "bruh"

  • @mariesander4118
    @mariesander4118 8 років тому +48

    Ugh. I wish I wasn't so reliant on the scope version of the E-Liter. The regular is so much better.

    • @TriforceZard
      @TriforceZard 8 років тому

      Does the scope do less damage?

    • @SolarFlare
      @SolarFlare 8 років тому +5

      +Triforce Charizard no, just limits your view for more range

    • @mariesander4118
      @mariesander4118 8 років тому +2

      It does have better range and I can live with the decreased mobility too, but it reduces your awareness and opportunities to land unpredictable kills as well as increase your blindspot difficulties.

    • @Luci_4k
      @Luci_4k 8 років тому +1

      +Marie Sander nah, Its way better, never fully charge it kid

    • @123christianac
      @123christianac 8 років тому

      +The Guy in the Corner that moment when someone comes running a lot of defense up

  • @chandirby1444
    @chandirby1444 8 років тому

    i guess you could say speedy wasnt so "speedy" when he got hit with the disruptor :3

  • @rodneybrown4356
    @rodneybrown4356 8 років тому

    If the next Splatfest comes would u guys be on Callie's team or Marie's team including you,Hawke?

  • @scarlett0324
    @scarlett0324 8 років тому

    damn son that aiming skill! and how well you can adapt to various weapons *^* so lucky~!!

  • @nicetomoleyou4534
    @nicetomoleyou4534 6 років тому

    8:11 Look at how much turf he inked.

  • @FeralGhoulium
    @FeralGhoulium 8 років тому

    im sooo bad at playing splatoon ^^' but watching your vids actually help me and also learning my mistakes sometimes lol :3

  • @badacid8685
    @badacid8685 7 років тому

    That inkling @ 0:22 though haha

  • @funfan2345
    @funfan2345 7 років тому

    i would love to have a mod where everytime someone is splatted whitehawke says sploooosh

  • @SubSpaceKing
    @SubSpaceKing 8 років тому

    Callie has had consistent wins since Team art, so actually it's SIX (6) times in a row Callie has won so far.

  • @TheExaltedOne
    @TheExaltedOne 8 років тому

    03:58 good laugh that was so good and nice video

  • @blambo6516
    @blambo6516 7 років тому

    0:58 perfect timing

  • @BlackDewn
    @BlackDewn 8 років тому

    5:09 that moment when you splatted david... wait what?

  • @QuinceCoyote
    @QuinceCoyote 8 років тому

    Hey white hawke? i dont remmber why i subscribed to you (it was so long ago, especially on my old youtube) but your the reason i really love splatoon and bought a wiiu for it, (of course other games too) but my tv hdmi ports wont work with it suddenly. the cable is fine, was tested on someone elses tv, but what can i do to fix mine? the hdmi ports wont work at all. is there a converter i could use? its like an LG hdtv or something, sorry

  • @hugojariodtomas2399
    @hugojariodtomas2399 7 років тому

    You don't like the past? The... Past-A? Ok no please don't kill me xd

  • @PotOfYog
    @PotOfYog 8 років тому

    4:12 in splatfest we trust

  • @Candythekitty1152
    @Candythekitty1152 8 років тому

    Me when I first got Splatoon: I wonder when Hawke goes on...
    Me now: Eh I suck- If I manage to find out when it should only be once I get good at this game.

  • @kylefrear3438
    @kylefrear3438 8 років тому

    COULD NOT stop laughing at 3:58 😅😆😂😄

  • @garrettbrothers6989
    @garrettbrothers6989 8 років тому

    You're using the Sploosh-o-matic!

  • @GilliganPantyhose
    @GilliganPantyhose 8 років тому

    I was watching PKSparkxx's stream and I noticed you played with him in the Splatfest!! :o

  • @qryx0538
    @qryx0538 6 років тому

    The title has a message actually. The title said TEAM past is the reason, but what if in reality it's the past GAMES?? Just something to think about.

  • @pinkepiefoever
    @pinkepiefoever 8 років тому

    I think it was kind of obvious who was going to win this Splatfest. We all knew Team Past would win because Team Future would win popularity.

  • @iregretmylifechoices5910
    @iregretmylifechoices5910 7 років тому +1

    I am a pretty decent player
    But
    If I were ever on your team,
    Then
    I would suck
    Because I would be under pressure to meet your expectations
    Which are high
    Since you are basically a pro at the game

  • @bryanglock4237
    @bryanglock4237 7 років тому

    I guess you could say bella was waiting for the future

  • @elenam.2893
    @elenam.2893 8 років тому +2

    _Are you squids coming through the celing?! You can do that??!!_
    *WhiteHawke 2016*
    PS: If you (the person who is reading this XD) didn't know what was happening in there, there were 2 squids jumping in the same position again and again XDDDD Was weird in fact but _whatever_ XD

  • @ripthischannel829
    @ripthischannel829 8 років тому

    The Nick he splayed was me and I fell in water lol

  • @The_Master97
    @The_Master97 8 років тому

    Hay Hawke, i was wondering what capture card you use to record your splatoon videos, because im thinking of getting one. Thank you

  • @jaiden025
    @jaiden025 6 років тому +1

    I just hate when squids just flop up and down just do your job and save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Edgycringe
    @Edgycringe 8 років тому

    can't wait for snowman/ sandcastles are why splatoon has no voice chat

  • @ejay8156
    @ejay8156 8 років тому

    hey hawke I would suggest a piece of gear with ninja sqwid for a complete ambush with the gold dynamo.

  • @FluffyCreeper921
    @FluffyCreeper921 8 років тому

    Dude, how many kills do you get per game? You're pretty good (noting that I'm not that good at a charger, lol)!

  • @eeveeplaysgames5416
    @eeveeplaysgames5416 8 років тому +1

    You are a pun master. I can believe your puns are PUNbearable! 😂

  • @jynn2168
    @jynn2168 8 років тому

    Every body knows it is powered by damage up so you don't have to fully charge it

  • @TheGamerCreeper399
    @TheGamerCreeper399 8 років тому

    That moment when you watch too much WhiteHawke videos that you technically behave like him in battle

  • @legendairenic6247
    @legendairenic6247 8 років тому

    Man, those sniping skillz

  • @deidres1910
    @deidres1910 8 років тому +1

    I think they got the colours messed up this Splatfest. Light blue seems more futuristic and the orange colour seems more historic.

    • @MaeriberiiUsami
      @MaeriberiiUsami 8 років тому

      +Silver Yosh (DeidreSargeant) I liked the orange color though. It was nice to have a color that wasn't neon and eye-blinding.

    • @poodoodrilldick7757
      @poodoodrilldick7757 8 років тому

      +Terezi Pyrope colors are werid
      for pokemon red it's a very bright pink.
      not even close to red like dark orange or a heavy pink

    • @MaeriberiiUsami
      @MaeriberiiUsami 8 років тому

      PooDoo DrillDick Yep, but Blue had a nice color.

    • @poodoodrilldick7757
      @poodoodrilldick7757 8 років тому

      Oh I was upset not on blue for having a nice colors

  • @animemiki1
    @animemiki1 8 років тому

    hey been wondering what gear (Main, subs and brand) have you been using for the E-litre ? Are you just using damage up?

  • @Imback246
    @Imback246 8 років тому +1

    The victory past them away

  • @Hyunkel33
    @Hyunkel33 8 років тому

    Hey everyone, I'm considering buying Splatoon soon-ish... Aside from the obvious skill gap I would have, what exactly would I have trouble acquiring because I didn't pick it up at launch ? Weapons ? Costumes ? Anything ?

    • @adi_baa
      @adi_baa 8 років тому

      No, I got it recently and made it to level 20 in a few days. That gives all gear (besides amiibo gear) and weapons. (Beat single player to get alternates) As for the skill gap, just practice. It is worth the buy.

  • @Connermike47
    @Connermike47 8 років тому

    Just played up against someone named SNOW TIME. She looked just like ur inkling! She had the e liter and everything!

  • @lemonqueensour4037
    @lemonqueensour4037 7 років тому

    That moment when you hit a player accept you didn't

  • @thederpyinkling
    @thederpyinkling 8 років тому

    2:22 i wonder if this is an idication of how this match will turn out cuts to spawn camping

  • @Dripslinger
    @Dripslinger 8 років тому

    When you sad not on my watch mr. Game was that a reference to the Game&Watch Series

  • @ziefling4211
    @ziefling4211 8 років тому

    I'll just stand here

  • @gloom5468
    @gloom5468 8 років тому

    Love your vids keep up the good work

  • @lukejay2646
    @lukejay2646 8 років тому

    Evil fun with killer wail...
    ...OVERKILL

  • @suzettegonzalez4047
    @suzettegonzalez4047 8 років тому

    I SWEAR I played with Bella during the Splatfest and she did the SAME THING to me!!!

  • @QueenofTNT
    @QueenofTNT 8 років тому

    As a member of Team Future, I'm grateful I never ran into you. GG m8.

  • @defokoutah1493
    @defokoutah1493 8 років тому +3

    Who recognized the line "Slimy little hipster" from the final boss? I did. Give this comment a "Like" if u did as well.

  • @itserexy9071
    @itserexy9071 8 років тому

    5:13 DAVID CEPTION