"Why does any child have this?" Joey and Jude don't exactly get much parental supervision. Pretty sure their house is filled with some actual guns too.
It is. Plenty. And they're all loaded. Even the antique ones. (I read all of the flavor text I can find. It took hours to get to this point. HOURS! Like 4 or 5!)
I'm watching this one regardless, but I do want to watch a let's play by somebody who knows homestuck as well. Do you know of any like that that are any good?
Some basic troll culture stuff gets explained a bit later in the game, so don't worry about being too confused. Hope you manage to enjoy at least, I know the large amount of text can take its toll on you when you have to read it all.
11:57 you might be thinking of rice? which kills birds because it expands inside their bodies Bread is fine in *moderation,* it just doesn't have the nutrition a bird needs to survive and be healthy in the long term (which is why they tell you not to feed ducks bread, they get way too much)
When the portal says wwwwww it's because it's the forward key in any game ever. There's someone in a keyboard somewhere that reeeally wants her to use that portal. An exile, in a command prompt. Might mean that a session is opened for them at some point.
Here's a basic rundown on troll facts you should know. -Their planet, Alternia, is just a complete shitshow of a bunch of kids running around, because adults leave the planet by law to go practice space imperialism or something. -There's a caste system by blood color. Burgundy and brown bloods are pretty much dirt that get killed for fun by elites, and fuschia is the absolute highest who live for centuries and can pretty much do whatever they want. They also must fight the queen for the throne. -Mutant colors exist, who are pretty much killed on sight. -Reproduction is a complicated mess involving buckets, drones, and a big grub thing processing a giant incestious slurry. -Trolls are raised by beasts called lusii that basically adopt them when they're little grub things. The lusus shares the same blood color as the troll. -Relationships are a complicated mess. -Trolls are naturally pretty violent assholes.
your videos are *so* inspirational poster worthy BE BRAVE FIRE A FLARE GUN INTO THE HOUSE START A FIRE someone put this on a nice phone background please
I don't know if it's just me, but both this video and the most recent flash games stream aren't showing up in either my subscriptions page, nor the after hours youtube page... I had to do a manual youtube search to find both of them.
Honestly, at first I was hating this but after seeing a certain oversaturated youtuber's LP of this (and wanting to kms for doing so), Rev's playthrough is far less shitty by comparison. Keep going, my dude.
to be honest this game isnt very good the "puzzles" are basically just finding things in the enviroment and figuring out (guessing) the correct way to use them. the homestuck zest is the only thing that really makes it tolerable and your cluelessness adds another element entirely
"Why does any child have this?" Joey and Jude don't exactly get much parental supervision. Pretty sure their house is filled with some actual guns too.
Ainara it is filled with loaded hunting shotguns.
It is.
Plenty.
And they're all loaded.
Even the antique ones.
(I read all of the flavor text I can find. It took hours to get to this point. HOURS! Like 4 or 5!)
yes rev you are now hip with the kids
'Got some pogs, a pigeon, and some dog treats, LETS OPEN A PORTAL TO HELL'
I can't wait for you see Xefros hes such a sweet boy
i actually like revs hiveswap let's play.he knows that he doesn't get any Homestuck reference and i like that he isn't ignorant to that fact
YEAH MAN HE'S SO CHILL (i totally know who you're on about jacksepticeye and others )
heck yeah i really hate it when they do that
vinesauce in general is pretty great because none of them seem to put on a show, so much as just play games and be entertaining of their own accord.
I'm watching this one regardless, but I do want to watch a let's play by somebody who knows homestuck as well. Do you know of any like that that are any good?
Some basic troll culture stuff gets explained a bit later in the game, so don't worry about being too confused. Hope you manage to enjoy at least, I know the large amount of text can take its toll on you when you have to read it all.
"scrub blood"
accurate
Rev: I got a hand full of pogs, a head full of pigeon, and a pocket full of treats, let's go to hell.
I'm laughing my ass off as soon as rev gets to alternia. amazing keep it up, you're past the half-way point!
Rev's about to meet a sweet baby boy
It's nice to see you slowly enjoying this game more and more!
Yeah these are definitely enjoyable so far
I'm pretty much waiting all day for these.
The snakes on that portal are a reference to cherubs, a species in Homestuck.
Ah didn't connect that
or just swapping-based jujus in general, hint hint sarcophagus
Ya no it really is straight up adult Cherubs from Homestuck, lookit up
Game Theory: Joey is actually Rev
SEKIBANKI great avatar 👌
Mauricio Fidalgo I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TOUHOUS BRO
11:57 you might be thinking of rice? which kills birds because it expands inside their bodies
Bread is fine in *moderation,* it just doesn't have the nutrition a bird needs to survive and be healthy in the long term
(which is why they tell you not to feed ducks bread, they get way too much)
He made it past the blackout! He's reading the text! Oh my god he's actually doing well!
Rev makes this 720% better.
Ah. Trollspeak. Gotta love typing quirks. At least this one can be understood.
I can't wait for the next episode!
Literally everyone I know loves their switch?
"portal?"...
"whelp, I got a pigeon?"
(then proceeds to use the pigeon on the portal)
rev im loving this so far! seeing you be increasingly confused about the world of homestuck is definitely entertaining
When the portal says wwwwww it's because it's the forward key in any game ever. There's someone in a keyboard somewhere that reeeally wants her to use that portal. An exile, in a command prompt. Might mean that a session is opened for them at some point.
Here's a basic rundown on troll facts you should know.
-Their planet, Alternia, is just a complete shitshow of a bunch of kids running around, because adults leave the planet by law to go practice space imperialism or something.
-There's a caste system by blood color. Burgundy and brown bloods are pretty much dirt that get killed for fun by elites, and fuschia is the absolute highest who live for centuries and can pretty much do whatever they want. They also must fight the queen for the throne.
-Mutant colors exist, who are pretty much killed on sight.
-Reproduction is a complicated mess involving buckets, drones, and a big grub thing processing a giant incestious slurry.
-Trolls are raised by beasts called lusii that basically adopt them when they're little grub things. The lusus shares the same blood color as the troll.
-Relationships are a complicated mess.
-Trolls are naturally pretty violent assholes.
Consensual Duane Why would you tell him this, let him discover it through the game
your videos are *so* inspirational poster worthy
BE BRAVE
FIRE A FLARE GUN INTO THE HOUSE
START A FIRE
someone put this on a nice phone background please
Rev I'm with you on the knowing nothing about Homestuck. This game looks great though, if I had money I would buy it.
I'm really loving this rev please keep going!
Oooh! So excited!
More!
(Please.)
You did great with the puzzles by the way.
I think Yig was the snake god?
Yith is where those time travelling aliens with conical bodies and pincers care from
I love Sharpies too
www KEY
Hope you play more!!!!
22:40 does rev not like the switch? or did I misinterpret that
+Neopentane I didn't care for the Wii U and I do t have enough trust in Nintendo to buy a switch
thank you for replying, out of curiosity, do you own any of the newer consoles?
I don't know if it's just me, but both this video and the most recent flash games stream aren't showing up in either my subscriptions page, nor the after hours youtube page... I had to do a manual youtube search to find both of them.
lov it
nice
wait. did joey's mom go into the portal? that would be interesting if true.
where is the fourth part
>nobody enjoys the switch
I am confused as to why this doesn't show up in your videos
+KevinMunchyButtons UA-cam sucks either intentionally or unintentionally it is not showing videos from my channel at random.
They are showing in the recommended section to the right on pc
But on mobile I can only get to this video from you commenting back
I don’t know who the fuck you are, but I know Homestuck and this has been entertaining so farXD
Honestly, at first I was hating this but after seeing a certain oversaturated youtuber's LP of this (and wanting to kms for doing so), Rev's playthrough is far less shitty by comparison. Keep going, my dude.
Wait who was it?
Prokaryotic Kitty Jacksepticeye maybe? I know he's doing a playthrough too but I personally don't think it's bad?
to be honest this game isnt very good
the "puzzles" are basically just finding things in the enviroment and figuring out (guessing) the correct way to use them.
the homestuck zest is the only thing that really makes it tolerable
and your cluelessness adds another element entirely
This is literally just an Undertale clone but with less skeletons.
get better bait
I know right Toby Fox should sue for this blatant rip off of undertale. Like seriously how can they get away with this crap.
Frosty Mac According to a spider:
Nice 88 m8 I r8 8/8 no h8 m8
You are all wrong. Everything is a ripoff of Knack 2.
HAHA KNACK TOO BAY BEEEE