New Rule: National Chill the F**k Out Month | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @craigwiester9177
    @craigwiester9177 3 роки тому +597

    When everything is important, nothing is important.

    • @Juddyfresh
      @Juddyfresh 3 роки тому +5

      I mean...we're all going to die anyway. #nihilism

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 3 роки тому +13

      @@Juddyfresh You first, I insist :)

    • @warrenrayledbetter9957
      @warrenrayledbetter9957 3 роки тому +9

      Just like "when something is on sale everyday, it isn't on sale."

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 3 роки тому +2

      I remember when I was a kid, everything was gay.

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 роки тому +2

      Kind of like when you try to make nothing racist, everything becomes racist

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +292

    Thank you for raising awareness of this subject, Bill.

    • @TheWhills
      @TheWhills 3 роки тому +4

      What subject? Im not aware

    • @medusaspupil
      @medusaspupil 3 роки тому +4

      This is just the beginning my friend... according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 was end of the 13 Baktun and the starting point of the new cycle of awareness... this next cycle will lest almost 400 years 🤣🤣😂😂🤣 hahahah

    • @nietzschesmuse
      @nietzschesmuse 3 роки тому +3

      Hahahahahahaha!

    • @gabiausten8774
      @gabiausten8774 2 роки тому

      Thank you so so much for raising awareness about bill raising awareness. Love and prayers ❤️🙏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

  • @km6543
    @km6543 3 роки тому +1817

    Actually, the Salt Awareness Movement has a lot of activists. They are real movers and shakers.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +561

    This raised my awareness of how little gets done and how much people complain.

    • @stong3898
      @stong3898 3 роки тому +3

      One more time.

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +3

      @Tom Sowell perhaps. But what can the "people" do here in America? Protest and see nothing happen or start a civil war with a massive military? Were stuck and the leadership knows it. Nothing will change because there is no way to win.

    • @alibarznji2000
      @alibarznji2000 3 роки тому +5

      @@NostalgiaMan maybe elect better leaders, you're presidential debates are like boxing matches, filled with adrenaline.

    • @bailechuind6194
      @bailechuind6194 3 роки тому +5

      yea its called critical theory were you criticize but never offer a solution it was invented by postmodernists in the 60s as an ideological weapon against reason and logic.

    • @joshhole8250
      @joshhole8250 3 роки тому +2

      Hit the nail right on the head

  • @VisceralAshes
    @VisceralAshes 3 роки тому +533

    To paraphrase a wise man: Raising awareness is another form of doing nothing. Only now you're trying to make me feel guilty because my nothing isn't on par with your nothing.

    • @sharpen-up
      @sharpen-up 3 роки тому +4

      hahahahahahah perfect

    • @carolmiller5713
      @carolmiller5713 3 роки тому +8

      in our overly-consumptive society I always demur yet another ribbon, saying "No thanks, I'm a minimalist". Nobody understands what I mean & I save another 6" of wasted ribbon.

    • @VisceralAshes
      @VisceralAshes 3 роки тому +2

      @@carolmiller5713 Love it... I think I shall utilize it.

    • @lemonysnick5171
      @lemonysnick5171 3 роки тому +1

      Damn dude. This is so true

    • @RepellentJeff
      @RepellentJeff 3 роки тому +6

      I know a Doug Stanhope quote when I see one. Nice.

  • @cyruschang1904
    @cyruschang1904 3 роки тому +1071

    When it comes to raising awareness of Covid, there is no way Budweiser can compete with Corona.

    • @randysavage1011
      @randysavage1011 3 роки тому +32

      Take my like Sir

    • @kaneda317
      @kaneda317 3 роки тому +32

      A more perfect comment does not exist

    • @moukafaslouka4796
      @moukafaslouka4796 3 роки тому +12

      It took me 15 seconds

    • @MaskHysteria
      @MaskHysteria 3 роки тому +19

      Individually Bud and Corona have ruined way more lives than COVID.

    • @ThisGuyRides
      @ThisGuyRides 3 роки тому +15

      @@MaskHysteria you misspelled enriched

  • @gregtennyson
    @gregtennyson 3 роки тому +1731

    The problem with complaining too much is that eventually people will stop listening to legitimate complaints

    • @amadoubah9296
      @amadoubah9296 3 роки тому +11

      @INevaFreeze Any proof of this claim?

    • @Infernus25
      @Infernus25 3 роки тому +31

      Spot on, makes sense. Same as when everything is racist it distracts from actual racist laws or rulings

    • @Sparrowc83
      @Sparrowc83 3 роки тому +14

      @@amadoubah9296 Look up the Uyghur muslims in China, it won't take long.

    • @whiteyobanion1104
      @whiteyobanion1104 3 роки тому +1

      @INevaFreeze I'm all for nuking China.

    • @apajpap
      @apajpap 3 роки тому +6

      @@Infernus25 but what if everything actually is racist

  • @davidwest9889
    @davidwest9889 3 роки тому +411

    To quote the great George Carlin " I leave symbols to the symbol minded".

  • @MaithriSanitgun
    @MaithriSanitgun 3 роки тому +433

    Bill Maher makes his living pointing out that Americans have lost the ability to recognize the ridiculous.

    • @AstralPixie
      @AstralPixie 3 роки тому +1

      And I would argue, that used to be our strength.

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 3 роки тому +2

      @@AstralPixie, maybe? I'm honestly not sure it ever was.

    • @dales.189
      @dales.189 3 роки тому +6

      I like Bill, but he's a flawed human being just like the rest of us. He sometimes makes up his own truths, and clings to them, even when he's wrong.

    • @LuxuryLeet
      @LuxuryLeet 3 роки тому +3

      @@dales.189 Like?

    • @fabri2461998
      @fabri2461998 3 роки тому +2

      @@LuxuryLeet that's what I'm saying. I consider myself right leaning but even still I agree on a good amount of things that Bill says so idk what this kid is saying

  • @christopherbrennan8308
    @christopherbrennan8308 3 роки тому +89

    Best line; “it’s not a privilege to take a break from everyone else’s problems, it’s an imperative”

  • @BenGurskyMusic
    @BenGurskyMusic 3 роки тому +552

    "to raise awareness of the growing epidemic of raising awareness " - couldn't have said it better

    • @frogsong100
      @frogsong100 3 роки тому +5

      More better ignorance for all will bring peace.

    • @tmackie1694
      @tmackie1694 3 роки тому +10

      That guy in the audience laughing his head off 😂

    • @skankhunt3624
      @skankhunt3624 3 роки тому +4

      @@tmackie1694 Edibles perhaps?🤔

    • @JasonPattersonTruMuseMedia
      @JasonPattersonTruMuseMedia 3 роки тому +3

      Sooooo profound... God, you are so lame!

    • @betweenthewars4054
      @betweenthewars4054 3 роки тому +1

      No, but you could’ve said it sooner. Like, when moderates and centrists stated this time and time again for over a decade. It’s almost as if some people were able to utilize the barometer of history as some sort of crystal ball to how this would invariably play out.

  • @shylanambiar4316
    @shylanambiar4316 3 роки тому +123

    Watch less TV, less news, and reduce social media time. Then crack open a good book and your favorite beverage. This will help calm you down.

    • @anthonydallarosa8314
      @anthonydallarosa8314 3 роки тому +2

      Amen!

    • @ameyb9241
      @ameyb9241 3 роки тому +2

      And add a 10 mins mediation to it to get good health!

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 роки тому +5

      Hard to find a good book when the left keeps canceling them

    • @leothegreygoose7657
      @leothegreygoose7657 3 роки тому +5

      @@Lawrence_Talbot what books have been cancelled? can you actually name the many books you claim are being cancelled, or is it just another dumb talking point you heard on tv?

    • @jmwoods190
      @jmwoods190 3 роки тому

      Preach!!

  • @victoralejandroaguilarpier8499
    @victoralejandroaguilarpier8499 3 роки тому +322

    I´d like to raise awareness of the one guy in the crowd that was waaaay too excited for every sentence. Chill dude !

  • @tswilson5
    @tswilson5 3 роки тому +70

    I’ve been saying this for years, so many “awareness” things going around that they are all competing for the limited attention we can give.

  • @Justin-y4k
    @Justin-y4k 3 роки тому +144

    Awareness: feeling like you're helping but expecting others to do the actual work.

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 3 роки тому +1

      It's the first step to caring

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 роки тому +2

      @@sativarosegold3604 Sure, but how many individuals and charities go beyond that first step? Some do, but plenty don't.

    • @larrygarland802
      @larrygarland802 3 роки тому +2

      Just like every Democrat run shithole. Scream "CLIMATE CHANGE!" while standing next to mountains of garbage littering their streets.

    • @trollexpeditionaryforces5293
      @trollexpeditionaryforces5293 3 роки тому

      @@larrygarland802 Now go enjoy your Biden check and let the successful blue states bail out your failed Red state, Cletus.

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 роки тому +1

      That sums up what’s wrong with the country. Like taxing everyone else so you don’t have to work or pay for anything

  • @sarysa
    @sarysa 3 роки тому +254

    I'm with you, Bill, and the 20th can be Chill the Fuck Out Day.

    • @Wraithguard92
      @Wraithguard92 3 роки тому +4

      Nice profile picture

    • @carldeithorn3450
      @carldeithorn3450 3 роки тому +2

      4-20! Nice. 😂 I love it! Good one!
      PEACE! 👌💭💭💭✌

    • @lornehampel1330
      @lornehampel1330 3 роки тому

      @@carldeithorn3450 Maybe time to cut back... this is March not April :-)

    • @janewilson2421
      @janewilson2421 3 роки тому +1

      sounds like a plan to me!

    • @jaystein1405
      @jaystein1405 3 роки тому +2

      @@lornehampel1330 close enough 🤣

  • @uttcftptid4481
    @uttcftptid4481 3 роки тому +89

    I haven't been vibing with Bill for the last couple years, but this one, man, he hit the nail on the freaking head.

    • @theredbirds3896
      @theredbirds3896 3 роки тому +4

      Yes- I'm on the fence with Bill too, and I agree this one was good.

    • @uttcftptid4481
      @uttcftptid4481 3 роки тому +1

      @Joseph Norm but I'm 38, the jokes vibe with me. It vibes with some. Not all will get it. But such is comedy. Still, I liked your comment.

    • @uttcftptid4481
      @uttcftptid4481 3 роки тому +1

      @Joseph Norm I'm on the same page as you bro. Exactly.

    • @uttcftptid4481
      @uttcftptid4481 3 роки тому +2

      @Joseph Norm same same. He was different before his millions

    • @Syndic_Calls
      @Syndic_Calls 3 роки тому +2

      Definitely been showing his age lately. Something tells me his show's last couple of years aren't going to age well. But I don't think he really cares.

  • @maliksamarijones9304
    @maliksamarijones9304 3 роки тому +469

    America: "we need to tackle cancer."
    Corporations: "what do you need?"
    America: "Maybe donate 10% of your corporate profits to fund cancer research, and stop spewing toxins into the environment?"
    Corporations: "We were thinking more along the lines of pink ribbons, or white pins."
    ..........🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @jocelynjohnston8257
      @jocelynjohnston8257 3 роки тому +10

      Mm-hmm!!

    • @RealJackHQ
      @RealJackHQ 3 роки тому +11

      Preach 👍

    • @johnandersen6752
      @johnandersen6752 3 роки тому +21

      That reminds me of a tv commercial from about 50 years ago. Corporations were getting heat about pollution and got the idea to make it all about being just the people's fault. They hired an actor to play a native-american with a tear running down his face while looking at a polluted area with garbage. The announcer stated, "People start pollution, people can stop it." I will say it had a very strong impact on me.

    • @celluskh6009
      @celluskh6009 3 роки тому +1

      Most people don't donate money unless they get something in return, like at fundraising events where people get sold entertainment, products, or recognition, so don't say it's a corporate thing. it's everyone.

    • @RealJackHQ
      @RealJackHQ 3 роки тому +2

      @The Culture & Anarchy Podcast What? 🤔

  • @edwagner325
    @edwagner325 3 роки тому +30

    When every thing is a Priority, then nothing is.

    • @stupoc6715
      @stupoc6715 3 роки тому

      I'm aware of that.

    • @stupoc6715
      @stupoc6715 3 роки тому

      I was once told by an employer "If your here for the money , then.....we don't want you here."

  • @chadanding8692
    @chadanding8692 3 роки тому +1

    One of Bill's best right here

  • @outofbluepills
    @outofbluepills 3 роки тому +247

    Boy, while crying: "We need a national Wolf Awareness Month."

    • @Baseball_3377
      @Baseball_3377 3 роки тому +10

      nice one

    • @susannegrabowski4685
      @susannegrabowski4685 3 роки тому +5

      Haha, I WAS thinking about the boy who cried wolf 🐺 when I came across your comment!😀

    • @nasaa2884
      @nasaa2884 3 роки тому +3

      For some reason when I first read that I missed the whole 'boy & cry' bit and just saw in my head a self-important sheep with a ribbon yapping about wolves while the others look at it like "we know what a wolf is...and we also know what a self-important snob!" 😂

    • @mpowe123
      @mpowe123 3 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure there is one just not widely celebrated

    • @bruceclements7369
      @bruceclements7369 3 роки тому +1

      Sure, but can we replace the generic "boy" with the more specific name "Bill Maher?"
      I mean he spends most of the show warning his flock about the dangers of conservatism and trying to scare people with incessant alarms regarding The Big Bad Wolf, i.e., Donald "You've Been Fired" Trump who turned out to be a sheep in wolf's clothing....

  • @skeletonshorror5184
    @skeletonshorror5184 3 роки тому +87

    It’s all so exhausting to care about everything all the time, it just makes me not to care about anything anymore. 💀🔥

    • @JesusIsKingAndSavior
      @JesusIsKingAndSavior 3 роки тому +4

      I think that's ultimately the point of all this "raising awareness"

    • @wordsbyruthie
      @wordsbyruthie 3 роки тому

      @Michael Lochlann i think that's pretty good advice.

    • @luisserrano3073
      @luisserrano3073 3 роки тому

      Exhausting is the perfect word.

  • @demigod1013
    @demigod1013 3 роки тому +112

    It's called virtue signalling. It doesn't cost a thing and makes for good PR for the pretentious.

    • @davebartholome2924
      @davebartholome2924 3 роки тому +10

      Mainly good PR for corporations-so they can pretend to give a shit about anything beyond profits for shareholders and top execs.

    • @delbomb3131
      @delbomb3131 3 роки тому +9

      Stephanie mcmahon of the wwe tweeted in 2015 that "philanthropy is the future of marketing, it's how brands will win" I've been skeptical of all good will actions by corporations ever since

    • @simonhadley8829
      @simonhadley8829 3 роки тому +3

      So it's the modern equivalent of prayer.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 3 роки тому +3

      It's good PR *among* the pretentious, exclusively.

  • @wildman1088
    @wildman1088 3 роки тому +2

    Sometime Mr. Maher you are AMAZING...You also make me throw remotes from time to time, but i have deep respect for the cable empire you have created. For that you are a damn rockstar.

  • @IsomPhilips
    @IsomPhilips 3 роки тому +32

    Bill is so good at helping people direct their anger at things they may not have previously been aware of. Every Friday is anger awareness day.

  • @onurbsenutna1261
    @onurbsenutna1261 3 роки тому +52

    5:08 Thats 100% on point! its all about "Look at me! I'm a good person!"

    • @lawsonshilingkendall4246
      @lawsonshilingkendall4246 3 роки тому +3

      You see this kind of shit all around but why are you so consumed with meaningless, non eventfull imagery? All of this is just an invention of our marketing industry, so what point are you trying to make - get a life and talk about something that really affects our life, not some gimmicky routine.

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 3 роки тому +2

      That’s a liberal thing.

    • @onurbsenutna1261
      @onurbsenutna1261 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheGodYouWishYouKnew No, that’s a egotistic person thing. You said that like there are no conservatives participating in awareness for cancer and other diseases. Not to mention the shallow, "i support the troops/veterans" like anyone that doesn't wear a dumb t shirt or a pin, is against it, among many others. Or like Bill pointed out, sticking a flag on your car just to show off that you are a patriot.

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 3 роки тому

      @@onurbsenutna1261 Yes. I know Maher threw that in there to keep his liberal card, even though the leftists will probably come for limo liberals like him first. However, a large portion of liberals/leftists would never say that they support the troops or flag, whereas you won’t get too many conservatives saying that they don’t care about breast cancer. Displaying a flag is completely normal and traditional to do, particularly during certain times like July 4, Flag Day, Memorial Day etc.

    • @onurbsenutna1261
      @onurbsenutna1261 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheGodYouWishYouKnew Nobody is talking about festivities, displaying a flag for no reason, just to prove that one is more patriotic, is simply moronic and its just theatrics and gimmicks to show off. Unfortunately your reply shows the consequences of a 2 party system and how divided the US is. Even on a non partisan subject that is politically neutral, you immediately began attacking "liberals". And its something both sides are guilty of.

  • @wahz_amd
    @wahz_amd 3 роки тому +13

    Let me put this ribbon to raise awareness for the growing epidemic of raising awareness. Classic

  • @ericjorgensen4032
    @ericjorgensen4032 3 роки тому +78

    That's why they call it March Madness, right?

  • @RussianPlus
    @RussianPlus 3 роки тому +20

    Bill Maher sounds like a conservative and I love that. I knew he wouldn't go woke like some

    • @lupinthethird5784
      @lupinthethird5784 3 роки тому +3

      He's sounds conservative sometimes but he is definitely a left neoliberal.

    • @icevsfirefun8606
      @icevsfirefun8606 3 роки тому +3

      A conservative? He calls himself a socialist.

    • @Tocametalheart
      @Tocametalheart 3 роки тому +1

      I don't think he's become more conservative, maybe s little, since Religilous. It's the Left that went full retarded.

    • @jordanbrown1381
      @jordanbrown1381 3 роки тому

      Oh please he is soooo fake.

  • @ScarySnippet
    @ScarySnippet 3 роки тому +5

    This is the Bill I like! Yes Bill I’ll definitely join you for April “Chill the Fuck out Month”.

  • @gooseonda1415
    @gooseonda1415 3 роки тому +106

    I will join you for chill the fuck out month can’t wait

  • @j-me6317
    @j-me6317 3 роки тому +91

    Raising awareness makes loads of money, otherwise people wouldn’t do it nearly as much.

    • @Javi21592
      @Javi21592 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah it raises money for the cause..

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 роки тому +9

      Well, Bill is arguing that it's virtue signalling and I think that's 90% of it.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому +6

      Bill maher is often an idiot on this subject,
      his entire thinking in this seems to be,
      all of thee things that we only know because people made awareness of it, will somehow be there without awareness of it.
      Turns out most people are dumb and or ignorant as bricks and neither can be bothered to understand and or even try to learn basic crap about the world and society around them,
      This is just (and sorry to say since i often defend bill on many issues) an elite ass wipe liberal complaining about all the woke and personal inconvenience he has to see, and trying to make it seem like an issue abroad, rather than just an issue that pisses him off.
      Maher doesn't seem to understand this is not about him, this is about the society and the society is not as enlightened or as able to have access to the high quality products and health alternative’s he does and they should be made aware of it.

    • @freeman7079
      @freeman7079 3 роки тому +2

      For whom?

    • @freeman7079
      @freeman7079 3 роки тому +3

      @@mckenzie.latham91 your comment is hard to read.....

  • @Imfreehowaboutu
    @Imfreehowaboutu 3 роки тому +41

    I like Bill because even though I don't always agree with him he always makes me laugh.

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed, a lot of what he says is shit but he does it in a way that is entertaining and makes you want to believe it.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 3 роки тому

      @@DPowered2 is there any C&H?

  • @DillonRust
    @DillonRust 3 роки тому +29

    If every Democrat thought as logically as Maher, I would probably be a Democrat

    • @tylerwright7645
      @tylerwright7645 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly, he’s grown on me so much lately. This guy loves making fun of idiots and I love it!

    • @RatatRatR
      @RatatRatR 3 роки тому +2

      I hadn't watched him in a long time, but he does seem to be really right on lately. Some great clips out there right now.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 3 роки тому +7

      Cause the ones who think all democrats are child-trafficking cannibals who use Jewish Space Lasers to start forest fires are all about the logic...

    • @stefanoscolozio2997
      @stefanoscolozio2997 3 роки тому

      and Republicans think logically? LMAFO

    • @abhishekbaburaj1105
      @abhishekbaburaj1105 2 роки тому

      @@Rugelacharugula u forgot the "lizard-people" part...that's the most logical of 'em all 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tenkloosterherman
    @tenkloosterherman 3 роки тому

    You are so completely right.

  • @sharonroy2645
    @sharonroy2645 3 роки тому +119

    After the past 4 years we've had let's all support chill the fuck out month. Thanks Bill

    • @thewildcardperson
      @thewildcardperson 3 роки тому

      Yeah freal hypocrite

    • @eddy71454
      @eddy71454 3 роки тому +5

      @@DarknessFlameMedia - yeah. Biden is not on twitter everyday whining like a little girl. It's gonna be horrible the next 3.5 years.

    • @kevyak
      @kevyak 3 роки тому

      @@eddy71454 🥂

    • @3mtech
      @3mtech 3 роки тому

      @Eitan Rabinovich Move to Texas

    • @3mtech
      @3mtech 3 роки тому

      @Eitan Rabinovich Wups. Poe's lawed you. Sarcasm. Gas and electricity were 10k USD for some in texas last month. Unregulated utilities. Free market Capitalism baby.

  • @CrusherX1000
    @CrusherX1000 3 роки тому +29

    Thank you!!! I have thought this for so long. I am fine with "raising awareness" when it is paired with actual aid/charity/doing something. But by itself, it's not only about making us feel moral instead of solving the issue, it also is such a waste of time and resources. Especially with medical causes.
    Don't buy the ribbons, fund the research!!!!

  • @dohertyz
    @dohertyz 3 роки тому +100

    Bill Maher: I-
    Guy in the audience: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • @MTG776
      @MTG776 3 роки тому

      I know, you'd think the studio audio engineer would figure out to duct or mute the overhanging audience microphones in that guys section.

    • @dohertyz
      @dohertyz 3 роки тому

      @@MTG776 or just doing it the old school way and telling him to shut the fuck up and edit that part out seeing as the show isn’t live Lol

    • @roberthermann97
      @roberthermann97 3 роки тому +2

      So annoying. His audience is pretty brain dead at the best of times, but that guy is on another level.

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 3 роки тому

      Ya he’s so annoying

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 3 роки тому

      Read this comment as it happened in real time. ☠

  • @samstahlbaum7215
    @samstahlbaum7215 3 роки тому +3

    Loving Bill lately, his perspective is so accurate right now!

  • @alghanekar313
    @alghanekar313 2 роки тому

    hits the nail on the head again. Raising Awareness = Keyboard Activist

  • @thelonelybarbarian
    @thelonelybarbarian 3 роки тому +188

    This reminds me of Bill Burr's rant on Conan

    • @davidkramer333
      @davidkramer333 3 роки тому +12

      Exactly! The NFL stopped doing pink uniform stuff years ago he is way late on this

    • @HBC423
      @HBC423 3 роки тому +2

      It was from one of his specials

    • @McGator
      @McGator 3 роки тому +2

      @@davidkramer333 they still wear pink socks and such

    • @robshirley3755
      @robshirley3755 3 роки тому +6

      Also kinda along the lines of Anthony Jeselnik's "don't forget about me today" bit

    • @onigiri3572
      @onigiri3572 3 роки тому +11

      Except Bill Burr is so funny.

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered2 3 роки тому +8

    The problem isn't awareness of problems its the lack of avenues to do anything about them and the powerful that benefit from lack of awareness and ability to do anything about them

    • @danporath536
      @danporath536 3 роки тому

      A passive and apathetic population is an unquestioning consuming population. When the only time your engagement is solicited is at election time, you know the goal is to teach that political activity is futile.

  • @Melesniannon
    @Melesniannon 3 роки тому +14

    Irony is, I wasn't aware March was all of these things, until Bill told me.

    • @everymp
      @everymp 3 роки тому +2

      Makes two of us. Mother's Day passed without even me realizing it. Lol

  • @genie602
    @genie602 3 роки тому

    You're the one who raises awareness on perspectives are serious issues

  • @marilynzeinel-abidin1027
    @marilynzeinel-abidin1027 3 роки тому

    You are so talented and right!

  • @44excalibur
    @44excalibur 3 роки тому +9

    Kinda like that scene in Airplane! where Robert Stack's character kicks the crap out of all of those people taking donations to raise awareness about everything.

  • @arcstrike6457
    @arcstrike6457 3 роки тому +70

    National pretzel day. "Everyday i wake up in a bed too small, drive my daughter to school thats too expensive, and go to a job that pays too little, but Pretzel day...thats alright."

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 роки тому +4

      Well I like Pretzel Day.

    • @lz_377
      @lz_377 3 роки тому +1

      Well said Stanley!

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 3 роки тому

      You will only have to wait ua-cam.com/video/bvFZ4C2sn94/v-deo.html another 50 days. You shouldn't need a single day to consume one, two or the entire bag, but if you must, you can chill the .... out and enjoy pretzels on 26-April.

    • @randomami8176
      @randomami8176 3 роки тому

      There are som “whatever day” I don’t mind...like PI (as in math pi sign) day. We get pizzas for $3.14 from our favorite pizzerias :)

  • @greg4629
    @greg4629 3 роки тому +22

    wouldn't need awareness if anyone in power was interested in doing something about it

  • @melissajones5985
    @melissajones5985 3 роки тому +1

    You're on fire. Love your most recent work Bill!

  • @mariaavery1212
    @mariaavery1212 Рік тому

    Yes Bill I will. Let's be aware of / to chill the month out. We need to give the brain a rest. ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @bagbunny
    @bagbunny 3 роки тому +6

    Raising awareness about my lack of awareness and apathy regarding most things.

  • @datawizard130
    @datawizard130 3 роки тому +86

    Translation: stop asking for my money 💰

    • @danporath536
      @danporath536 3 роки тому +3

      If you don’t give...someone else will. 😅

    • @bdflatlander
      @bdflatlander 3 роки тому +6

      They don’t really ask - they kind of guilt you into donating by showing a picture of a undernourished kid in some third world country or a poor dog in an animal shelter cage or getting soaked in the rain at night. They know how to get you to open up your wallet.

    • @hellshade2
      @hellshade2 3 роки тому +2

      @@bdflatlander those things don't bother me too much because i have my own problems and cannot worry about everyone else's. if i do that i will be needing bills black ribbon...

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 3 роки тому +2

      everyone is a damn beggar now..

    • @brendanrichart4804
      @brendanrichart4804 3 роки тому +1

      @@thothheartmaat2833 I know!!!! Everywhere you go, every purchase you make - “would you like to make a donation to...”

  • @Haiswarya.s
    @Haiswarya.s 3 роки тому +36

    "It's not a privilege to take a break from everyone else's problems but an imperative" this is what some intellectuals overlook, modestly speaking, it's that most of us face financial difficulties, all kinds of discrimination, risk of illnesses and are in need of temporary relief from all that. That is an innate feeling most humans have and in a world that has only gotten rougher, taking a break is becoming a necessity and it should be recognized as such instead of guilt tripping those who want a break.

    • @hutch1197
      @hutch1197 3 роки тому +15

      Why must everything be an indictment of "intellectuals"? I know plenty of less educated, working-class people who plaster ribbons all over themselves and their social media pages. It's a societal issue that crosses education and income boundaries. You know which cultures came to prominence by constantly declaring war against their progressive intellectuals? Oppressive Muslim countries like lran and Saudi Arabia, who marginalized and even jailed their progressive scholars and replaced them with faith-based populists. I fear America is going down that road. In America's most successful decades, we embraced education and especially science. Now, we denigrate intellectuals and have replaced common-sense scientific reason with religious faith and conspiracy theories.

    • @davidlenz9902
      @davidlenz9902 3 роки тому +3

      Except the world isn't getting rougher...

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 3 роки тому +3

      @@hutch1197 I hadn't thought about it that way but excellent point. I too am worried about the direction the US is heading. We all have a lot on our plates right now but on a similar note I believe saving our democracy must be our number priority. The GQP doesn't even try anymore to be the Republican Party of old.They've made it clear they are willing to throw away democracy for power and authoritarianism. Not to say that the Democratic Party doesn't also have problems as it too is corrupt and needs reform but at least they aren't for a coup against our own government.

    • @hutch1197
      @hutch1197 3 роки тому +4

      @@IMSiegfried I agree 100% on all points. The Republican Party has realized that they can't win on policies anymore (turns out people are no longer buying the myth that holding wages down and giving more money to rich people is the solution to our economic problems) , so now their entire strategy is simply gaining power at any cost. And like their Muslim authoritarian counterparts, the GQP is using populist faith-based propaganda to line up their blind soldiers.

    • @berksarioz969
      @berksarioz969 3 роки тому +3

      @@davidlenz9902 Yep. Just because we're detecting more cancer, doesn't mean cancer is more prevalent than 1950. It's just people aren't "dying of old age".
      And Civil Rights movement. That was only in the 60s. Jim Crow laws was straight up still in force.
      Today is far from perfect, but things are improving at a slow rate.

  • @randomguy2809
    @randomguy2809 3 роки тому +11

    Looks like Bill Maher finally got around to watching Bill Burr appearance on Conan from a few years back. Better late than never.

  • @Ben-xl7fq
    @Ben-xl7fq 3 роки тому +16

    Finally people have had enough of PC. You’ll see more push back now. We are sick of it!

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 роки тому +3

      People have been sick of PC for years. Bill has pushed back from the start, as has a ton of others in the media (see: South Park).

    • @kherise
      @kherise 3 роки тому

      I hope so!!

    • @hymedude7378
      @hymedude7378 3 роки тому +1

      Thank God, what the hell took so long? We been fighting this shit since the 80s.....

  • @kevinfitzpatrick444
    @kevinfitzpatrick444 3 роки тому +13

    The irony that when I go to share this Facebook automatically adds a button asking if I want to use it to raise awareness of international women's day...

  • @wintergarden7539
    @wintergarden7539 3 роки тому +49

    It's like my friend who bought a purple Tshirt in October for Spirit Day. She got mad because I didn't buy one, too. I told her I support LGBTQ but don't need a Tshirt to tell everyone.

    • @stevebonk8995
      @stevebonk8995 3 роки тому +5

      As a member of the LGBTQ community I much rather you support us by voting in politicians who won’t try and remove our rights. I honestly don’t require allies to wear a shirt announcing it to be considered allies, so you can tell your friend you’re not insulting us by not buying tshirts lol

    • @Der_Thrombozyt
      @Der_Thrombozyt 3 роки тому +10

      @@stevebonk8995 As you are speaking for the LGBTQ community in your post, could you please stop with the "considering people as allies"? It just smacks too much of "if you jump through all those hoops, we let you into our club as an honorary member and you can brag about it in front of your peers".
      Just call those who treat you well friends and those who don't assholes - and do it as an individual and not as a group. Thank you.

    • @stevebonk8995
      @stevebonk8995 3 роки тому

      @@Der_Thrombozyt As you pointed out I can only speak as an individual so i can’t help you with changing terminology. Also, that post was meant to be funny mr killjoy. 🙄

    • @wintergarden7539
      @wintergarden7539 3 роки тому +1

      @@stevebonk8995 I do now and have always voted for more liberal politicians. As a woman, I consider the rights of all individuals to be equal and have seen the conservatives want to strip MY rights away (as in pro-choice). It's not what you wear, it's how you go thru life and how you treat others on the day-to-day.

    • @wintergarden7539
      @wintergarden7539 3 роки тому

      @@Der_Thrombozyt You make a good point, but when our individual rights are threatened by conservative politicians it feels like they are the enemies and those who stand in support are the allies.

  • @yeeaahBUDDY
    @yeeaahBUDDY 3 роки тому +57

    "Raising awareness", AKA marketing

    • @deed468
      @deed468 3 роки тому

      Yep. I worked once for a tobacco company and 'mass awareness' activities meant walking around giving away free cigarettes to promote the brand.

    • @tnev3717
      @tnev3717 3 роки тому

      For their causes they have to show proof of. Which they do. The money goes to the cause. Can't help it that bill has a platform and only uses it to cry over everyone and everything else!!!!! Lmao

    • @andrewbudd7368
      @andrewbudd7368 3 роки тому +1

      Go fund me campaign.

  • @LethalD86
    @LethalD86 3 роки тому +14

    Have any more fresh Stanhope jokes? Lol they haven't worn pink shoes in a few years, and it's March

  • @megankwisdom
    @megankwisdom 3 роки тому

    words cannot express how much i agree with this 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @anisingh5437
    @anisingh5437 3 роки тому +7

    This is why Maher is way ahead of the curve compared to other talk show host. His ability to be comic about even the most banal things is refreshing.

    • @estabon2u
      @estabon2u 3 роки тому

      He is doing what he accuses others of doing, virtue signaling.

    • @krazykitty7277
      @krazykitty7277 3 роки тому +1

      What's really refreshing is that he managed to do it without insulting any large swaths of people of a particular political persuasion. If he keeps it up, folks may actually start watching him again.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 3 роки тому +1

      @@krazykitty7277 Except for the woke and PC authoritarians (who, fortunately, aren't a particularly large swath of people).

  • @gtmashok
    @gtmashok 3 роки тому +5

    April also has 4/20 so makes perfect sense for Chill the F Out Month :)

  • @colossuscameron
    @colossuscameron 3 роки тому +55

    It sounds like Jeff Garlin is in the audience, he has a very unique laugh

  • @ellenbrueggeman7368
    @ellenbrueggeman7368 3 роки тому

    Bill Maher is the best ever. He really is a comedic genius.

  • @hazard1371
    @hazard1371 3 роки тому

    Love you Bill and Budweiser.

  • @coreymay918
    @coreymay918 3 роки тому +24

    I just said this last October, "At this point, who doesn't know cancer is a thing to be aware of?"

    • @mtn1793
      @mtn1793 3 роки тому +1

      How can one Not be aware of it? Especially now that drug makers are advertising on tv. Ask your doctor about Blah blah blah!

    • @tanyawade5197
      @tanyawade5197 3 роки тому +2

      Really! And how much money do they need to raise to fight it? They started this decades ago, now it’s all gravy. Ppl are paying for their own treatments, so what’s the point of giving to a cancer charity?🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @mtn1793
      @mtn1793 3 роки тому

      @@tanyawade5197 Top doctors have a special relationship with their richest patients... But for you and I there really is no reason. Other than if it does feel good to shovel ones money into bottomless pits.

    • @mtn1793
      @mtn1793 3 роки тому

      @ItsStillRealToMe DamnIt So many things might give us cancer that at some point one makes their decisions and accepts mortality.

    • @mtn1793
      @mtn1793 3 роки тому

      @ItsStillRealToMe DamnIt OK. The knowledge struggles on. I’m all for giving it our best efforts in terms of study, treatment, keeping a clean environment, being conscious. But so far it hasn’t forced its way into my personal life and a lot of other things have. If you’re fighting it in yours I wish you all the strength in the world man. Good luck out there!

  • @maliksamarijones9304
    @maliksamarijones9304 3 роки тому +116

    The only thing Budweiser raises awareness of, is how awful Budweiser tastes.

    • @abiyoyo9831
      @abiyoyo9831 3 роки тому +2

      🖕🏾🖕🏾

    • @maliksamarijones9304
      @maliksamarijones9304 3 роки тому +5

      @@abiyoyo9831 😘

    • @dongeraci8599
      @dongeraci8599 3 роки тому +4

      Tastes bad, but it gets the job done.

    • @valisdarkly8325
      @valisdarkly8325 3 роки тому +2

      Budweiser tastes like piss. Try a real beer like a Heineken or Guiness.

    • @abiyoyo9831
      @abiyoyo9831 3 роки тому +5

      @@valisdarkly8325 Hey, I like “good” beer too. I’ve tried it all but I can’t argue with some cold Budweiser after a long day.

  • @ericg4868
    @ericg4868 3 роки тому +70

    My deep brain trombosis is particularly salty this month.

    • @Vulmio
      @Vulmio 3 роки тому +6

      Just drop some opioids in your milk !

    • @ericg4868
      @ericg4868 3 роки тому +3

      @@Vulmio Ok. I'll try that. Thanks.

    • @Timmertube75
      @Timmertube75 3 роки тому +2

      At least you don’t have a saxually transmitted disease.

    • @buffstraw2969
      @buffstraw2969 3 роки тому +3

      We've lost a lot of good trombones to trombosis.
      "Trombosis... don't let it slide."

  • @seanbyrne4145
    @seanbyrne4145 2 роки тому

    Just brilliant and 100% accurate!

  • @mule1995
    @mule1995 3 роки тому +1

    I would Rather Live for Dangerous Freedom Than Peaceful Slavery!

  • @tuckosi
    @tuckosi 3 роки тому +33

    I’m surprised the word “slacktivism” didn’t come up in this monologue.

  • @memyself898
    @memyself898 3 роки тому +10

    This is just "thoughts and prayers" as an acessory.

  • @michaelhoward1583
    @michaelhoward1583 3 роки тому +20

    The world has missed a few of it's therapy sessions

    • @antred11
      @antred11 3 роки тому +4

      I think the shrink has given up on this project.

  • @vikkilee4737
    @vikkilee4737 3 роки тому

    YES I SHALL JOIN YOU I have already start to chill before April and its sooo pleasing I SHALL remain😁😁☺

  • @jedrudolph3128
    @jedrudolph3128 2 роки тому +1

    This is an important message. Well said Bill, and hilarious as usual.
    I'm not only going to participate in chill the f**k out month, I'm going to try and up the ante by ceasing all engagement with anything that could be described an "issue" altogether. The world needs to get back down to earth, and I'm gonna' start with me.

  • @quantumeseboy
    @quantumeseboy 3 роки тому +77

    Raising awareness of death is known as Buddhism.

    • @avedic
      @avedic 3 роки тому +6

      ha.....well played.

    • @misterdoctor9693
      @misterdoctor9693 3 роки тому +3

      So, does that mean that lowering awareness of death is the other religions? Or is that still budweiser?

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 3 роки тому +1

      Yes. Very true.

    • @Rabbithole8
      @Rabbithole8 3 роки тому +1

      Stoicism

    • @deed468
      @deed468 3 роки тому

      I'd say Christianity is too. They're always pushing about where you go when you die.

  • @nicknomski8399
    @nicknomski8399 3 роки тому +6

    It's the new way to be good.
    It gives corporations the chance to 'express their concern' while awareness of slavery, tax avoidance and general unconscionable behaviour can go under the radar.

  • @oldsesalt8496
    @oldsesalt8496 3 роки тому +54

    I'll drink to that.

  • @ianl5882
    @ianl5882 3 роки тому

    Thank You!

  • @utubeuseronline3385
    @utubeuseronline3385 3 роки тому +8

    They need to get rid of all these “National (fill in the blank) days as well. It’s beyond annoying

    • @RoseBaggins
      @RoseBaggins 3 роки тому

      We ignore the majority of those anyway. I never knew half of those even existed.

  • @True-Patriot
    @True-Patriot 3 роки тому +62

    So this is our version of "Fuck your feelings".

  • @dannahinojosa1934
    @dannahinojosa1934 3 роки тому +10

    Well said! My husband's mom died of Breast Cancer over 40 years ago. My mother died of the disease 15 years ago today. All the walks, ribbons and other merchandise are making someone rich and aren't bringing our mothers back! The cancer Center my mother went to added a wing 2 years after she died. Cancer isn't a cause. It's an industry!

    • @ProctorsGamble
      @ProctorsGamble 3 роки тому +2

      Sorry for your loses. Sadly Everything in this country is a money making scam. It may not have started that way but when someone sees the opportunity they lose sight of the cause

    • @onikin
      @onikin 3 роки тому +2

      40 years ago, breast cancer survival rates were 75%.
      They are 90% today.
      Medical research funding helps.

  • @gborowme
    @gborowme 3 роки тому +1

    So true, our head is being bombarded with sad stuff every min. Let us chill out my people

  • @simple_beys
    @simple_beys 3 роки тому +1

    I’m a traditional conservative Republicans (of the Eisenhower variety) and I find myself agreeing more and more with Bill Mahr.

  • @AstralPixie
    @AstralPixie 3 роки тому +6

    *Must we be sad over everything all the time, most of which we can do nothing about*
    "Why do they always put the cocaine next to the pepper?"
    "Could I just watch the game without thinking about cancer?"
    Bill cracked me up.

  • @wahz_amd
    @wahz_amd 3 роки тому +6

    Salt awareness week. Why do restaurants keep cocaine right next to the pepper. 😆

  • @maxserver3985
    @maxserver3985 3 роки тому +54

    doing something. that's what all this nonsense is to replace, doing something.

  • @tinamclaughlin1991
    @tinamclaughlin1991 3 роки тому +1

    I will chill Bill! Don't wanna wait till April! 💖😜😘

  • @jokendrick2124
    @jokendrick2124 2 роки тому

    I soooo agree with this segment!

  • @Tamara-qd5dc
    @Tamara-qd5dc 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you, Bill! I thought I am the only person who refuses to wear a pink ribbon in the office on a cancer awareness day. I told the organizers of this pink ribbon thing at work that I would rather donate money to cancer research and suggested that they do the same. But ribbon costs nothing and shows everybody else who is a good person, while donation is not visible to the world, and does cost some $ or $$, depending on your degree of generosity.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 3 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer got the daylights beaten out of him because he didn’t want to wear the AIDS ribbon. Just because a person doesn’t wear a ribbon doesn’t mean they don’t care. They hit on to that early.

    • @GarretGrayCamera
      @GarretGrayCamera 3 роки тому +1

      @@cityhawk The lady tells him, "you have to wear a ribbon" and Kramer says, "now that's why I don't want to wear a ribbon."

    • @blueowl8928
      @blueowl8928 3 роки тому

      I used to be a bank teller. Every October, we swapped out our blue deposit receipts for pink ones, gave out pink ribbon cookies in the lobbies, and had to wear pink shirts every Friday for breast cancer awareness. They also put giant pink ribbons on the outsides of all the branches. It was insane. I was the only one who refused to participate in pink shirt Fridays in support of my late grandmother, who was fighting breast cancer at the time and couldn't stand all the awareness bullshit. She was getting spam calls and mail constantly from Susan G. Komen and similar organizations asking for donations while SHE herself was fighting breast cancer. It used to infuriate her, and rightfully so!

  • @davidgreenberg4761
    @davidgreenberg4761 3 роки тому +41

    the guy laughing in the background lolololololol

    • @winniebishh7465
      @winniebishh7465 3 роки тому +3

      Lol. Kinda sounds like Jeff Garlin.

    • @paulberger1444
      @paulberger1444 3 роки тому +3

      Whoever that clown is, he's ruining the clip.

    • @JanYaps
      @JanYaps 3 роки тому

      HU HAHA

    • @jpalmer1967
      @jpalmer1967 3 роки тому

      Are you raising awareness? Hard pass dude.

    • @lanceypants9
      @lanceypants9 3 роки тому +2

      he was annoying as hell

  • @robbaker9290
    @robbaker9290 3 роки тому +30

    Why do restaurants always put the cocaine next to the pepper. Lol.

    • @Chrisicola
      @Chrisicola 3 роки тому

      Could be dangerous if your eating hot pizza.

  • @The_Real_JerBear
    @The_Real_JerBear 3 роки тому +2

    March is also National Kidney Cancer Awareness Month. I know this, because I'm a childhood kidney cancer survivor (Wilms tumor).
    I used to raise awareness until I saw the pissing match between "advocates" on social media. They all use each other's children to improve their own "image," and they're STILL doing it. It's disgusting.

  • @WOLFSENT1
    @WOLFSENT1 3 роки тому +1

    WHICH IS WHY I CUT THE CORD, stopped watching live tv, and only skim through Utube as I backtrack to AVOID ads...

  • @balkedaquino1268
    @balkedaquino1268 3 роки тому +8

    "Let me go on record and say I'm against breast cancer"

    • @compteofficiel4112
      @compteofficiel4112 3 роки тому

      And let me go on record saying "don't give the following people your money thinking it will help" >>>> "Komen reported that its CEO earned $565,048 of compensation from the Foundation and related organizations during 2016 on its Internal Revenue Service tax return. It also reported that 14 other employees each earned more than $175,000 of compensation, bonuses, retirement benefits, and other benefits..."
      half a million dollars a year for what is supposed to be charitable? ummmmmmm...nah.

  • @kevanhudson5166
    @kevanhudson5166 3 роки тому +25

    As an activist and radical even I am sick of all the awareness and virtue signaling in all aspects of life. Sometimes I just want to watch a hockey game or soccer match.
    Why is this happening? In my opinion our elite (bureaucratic, economic and political) do not want to make a better world. But they certainly want everyone to think they are doing so.

    • @alexandrostheodorou8387
      @alexandrostheodorou8387 3 роки тому +4

      The Elite, are just people. And most importantly they believe this dumb bullshit like the average woke jerk. But like the average woke jerk they don’t want to do anything that would inconvenience them.

    • @SkullModder
      @SkullModder 3 роки тому +2

      because the left kept pushing on things they didn't need to like chemically castrating children or rioting across the country destroying lives that had nothing to do with an agenda.

    • @xhagast
      @xhagast 3 роки тому +1

      Like the "woke" movement appearing and replacing the fighting against the sex**l abuse culture in Hollywood. Easier to cancel people over an old tweet than put important people in jail over rape.

  • @natalieparker3187
    @natalieparker3187 3 роки тому +30

    “Put down the milk and get out there and crack my cold case” - omg, I haven’t laughed that much since before Covid.

  • @DarthSparhawk
    @DarthSparhawk 3 роки тому +1

    SO, SO, SO TRUE!!!

  • @danielwoo1237
    @danielwoo1237 3 роки тому +1

    Can't believe I've given Bill Maher 2 likes in the past week ...... World must truly be about to end.

  • @ludicrousone8706
    @ludicrousone8706 3 роки тому +24

    Bill, judging from your comment fibromyalgia needs as least three months to raise awareness

    • @007MrYang
      @007MrYang 3 роки тому

      My mom has fibromyalgia. She needs treatment not "awareness".

    • @ludicrousone8706
      @ludicrousone8706 3 роки тому

      @@007MrYang there is no treatment for fibromyalgia, so far it can only be managed

    • @blueowl8928
      @blueowl8928 3 роки тому

      Lol yes! I have fibromyalgia and burst out laughing at Bill's mispronunciation.

    • @007MrYang
      @007MrYang 3 роки тому +1

      @@ludicrousone8706 I know, my point was that this awareness is kinda useless

    • @ludicrousone8706
      @ludicrousone8706 3 роки тому

      @@007MrYang Well, when I'm in the middle of a flare up I would like to be able to simply say it. Instead I use excuses to avoid long explanations and discussions about the veracity of my diagnosis and the existence of this condition.
      Also, without awareness, very little money is going towards research. If they ever find a cure, it will be an accidental byproduct of another research.