For the audio listeners, Blarg, McNasty, and Soup all died during a New Years firework explosion, and TheDooo is cosplaying all of them for this podcast.
My new year's resolution is to finally work up the courage to climb through Dooo's window instead of just sitting here watching like I have for the past year.
Holy fuck they're actually alive, I thought all the Elk blood I used went to waste, too bad our favorite femboy wasnt revived as well, I'll try to get him back as well.
@@josevalverde1588 maybe I’m weird for this but the idea of buying a nice truck like that for yourself but you don’t even drive it is so strange to me. Like I’m not judging broski he can do what he wants but damn
@@clayton29pretty sure Mcnasty was driving when his truck was wrecked, he’s just said recently that his cousin drives mainly now so guessing his license just expired and hasn’t been renewed yet
I Asked AI Soup to Make Retarded Questions for the Next Podcast "Okay, lets do, uh... is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" "Does God love me?" "Is it wrong to poop?" "What did he know before he knew what he knew"
My resolution is to finish building my brother’s (who passed away last August) Mustang cobra. I crowd funded $7000 and bought a supercharger kit for it.
I can relate to McNasty's thing of the thought of driving triggering anxiety, but when I actually drove I was fine, it was the thought. Until I got a job and started driving regularly, I lived too sheltered of a life. I still have the habit of avoiding it but I can do what I gotta do.
I wish I were joking but I think the goons podcast is my muse for writing essays for school. Every essay I’ve written this year I’ve listened to the podcast and done well on the essay
Watching this episode off 2 hours of sleep and at work has probably made this the funniest episode to me. (I'm late because I save the goons podcast episode specifically for work most of the time)
I feel Mcnasty on the driving thing and I got epilepsy turns out so I am now turning my life around and live life man fuck it this year we all need clarity. ❤
9:43 I looked it up to see what other people said about the amount of calories Santa consumes, and I saw 71+billion or 120+billion (depending on how much of the cookie and milk he is consuming)
I Asked AI Mcnasty to Make Retarded Questions for the Next Podcast If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? Is a hot dog a sandwich? If you drop soap on the floor, does the floor get cleaner or the soap get dirtier? If money doesn't make you happy, why is it so funny?
My New Year's resolution is to book a flight through American Airlines that's absolutely PACKED with people and while in the air politely ask the pilot if I can control the Boeing 737 commercial jet airplane for no particular reason, then land it safely at its destination
As a biochemist, if your body is 200 Kelvin....you would definitely be dead but not on fire. You would be frozen solid. 200 Kelvin is roughly -100 Fahrenheit.
58:00 as someone who lives 15 minutes from kensington, yeah pretty much but the rest of the city ain’t that bad Edit: soup was probably at reading terminal market
For anyone wondering, Kelvin is used in physics when doing calculations with temperature to get rid of negative numbers. This means that 0 kelvin is about -273,15 degrees celsius (-459,67 fahrenheit). Otherwise known as absolute zero. This means that 200 kelvin which they said is a lot is about -73 degrees celsius or -100 degrees fahrenheit. Cold as shit in other words, not a lot hahah
My new years resolution is: - fart on command - find where i lost that pringles can in my bed - stick my own foot in my mouth (whole foot) - not be a drunk crasher - go to albania and learn how to throw rocks I think these are pretty doable
My newyears resolution is to actually start applying myself in school. I have university next year and I’ve not been taking it seriously. I just relied on my intelligence to get me through it I never studied or did assignments. The worst I got on a test was a 90% but that is not going to keep working for me
For the audio listeners, Blarg, McNasty, and Soup all died during a New Years firework explosion, and TheDooo is cosplaying all of them for this podcast.
I listened on UA-cam but I'm blind so thank you, the braille felt feminine and I couldn't figure out why
@@marcusrichards5527 was the braille curvy or wearing feminine clothes?
@@benjirivoh it was wearing a skirt and just kept telling me this is it's first time
I think the Goons' new year resolution should be to have at least one podcast with all four members.
Agreed. Been over a month now
Give them time guys. I sure the Eric will be back shortly.
mfs have no real job but still cant even have a 1 hour a week time to make a podcast
My new year's resolution is to finally work up the courage to climb through Dooo's window instead of just sitting here watching like I have for the past year.
Yumi making a surprise appearance: 9:18
Wow I missed that one, thanks 👍😉
you a funny guy pal
chuckled, nice
That was pretty good, actually lol'd
56:19 yumi surprise reappearance
i love going out for my nightly moon gooning before heading to bed with a goons video playing
It saddens me that my state is only know for Pauly D or Jersey Shore 49:30
When blargh reminds us he's smart af by managing the math on a complete hypothetical 😂
Holy fuck they're actually alive, I thought all the Elk blood I used went to waste, too bad our favorite femboy wasnt revived as well, I'll try to get him back as well.
Since when does Mcnasty not have a license? He literally owned a TRX
Prob expired bros so old he mabe just didn't renew it after getting in that accident
@@LuisMartinez-os7fv that would make sense ig but that’s so weird too me idk 😂
I remember him saying that he dont drive his cousin does
@@josevalverde1588 maybe I’m weird for this but the idea of buying a nice truck like that for yourself but you don’t even drive it is so strange to me. Like I’m not judging broski he can do what he wants but damn
@@clayton29pretty sure Mcnasty was driving when his truck was wrecked, he’s just said recently that his cousin drives mainly now so guessing his license just expired and hasn’t been renewed yet
I am finishing off my 2024 watching a goons podcast episode at the beginning of 2024
I Asked AI Soup to Make Retarded Questions for the Next Podcast
"Okay, lets do, uh... is Mayonnaise an Instrument?"
"Does God love me?"
"Is it wrong to poop?"
"What did he know before he knew what he knew"
Never in my life did I think I would be doing math with 3/4 of the goons
My resolution is to finish building my brother’s (who passed away last August) Mustang cobra. I crowd funded $7000 and bought a supercharger kit for it.
I can relate to McNasty's thing of the thought of driving triggering anxiety, but when I actually drove I was fine, it was the thought. Until I got a job and started driving regularly, I lived too sheltered of a life. I still have the habit of avoiding it but I can do what I gotta do.
43:36: the Pitbull fun starts
Also 45:16 and 45:45
46:01 "Ho-tel, mo-tel, holiday inn"
The Goons coming back with some straight up fire
FINALLY IVE BEEN FIENDING FOR MORE GOONS I have a violent addiction to this
12:25 200 kelvin is lower than 0 degrees celsius, 273 kelvin is 0 celsius
His ass is a refrigerator
200 Kelvin is -99 F….i never looked this fact up until now
Mcnasty gonna get a whole goon cake calling it
Right there with you McNasty. Until I went to therapy and got help I was TERRIFIED of driving. Now I do it for fun and have gone on road trips!
i heard drinking helps with getting over the fear of driving. You should do it.
I wish I were joking but I think the goons podcast is my muse for writing essays for school. Every essay I’ve written this year I’ve listened to the podcast and done well on the essay
Watching this episode off 2 hours of sleep and at work has probably made this the funniest episode to me. (I'm late because I save the goons podcast episode specifically for work most of the time)
I lose Brian cells every time but I’m addicted
Brian cells
What does Brian sell?
@@moankeyman7832moon gooning licenses
As a psychology major and a goons enjoyer I love the mental health discussion :)
Now I get visual context after listening to out of context analogies a day earlier on Spotify!
Literally was me while I was at work today
Same
Get off the couch I lost my vape bro
Most sane nicotine user
Now we taking thc cartridges
@@NFROZTYYleast lazy goons viewer
I have many unnamed drug dependencies.
Get off my vape I lost the couch 😢
My New Year’s resolution is to make a band this year, I play guitar but there’s like absolutely no one in my town who likes metal at all lmao
Let’s GOOOOOO!!! The daily moon gooning is back baby 😎
1:50 me when I’m done docking with the homies
Soup has found a cold beef situation with his steak sandwich
11:13 Mcnasty said canadia like I joke with my Canadian friends lol
The cookie bit is a perfect example of the goons figuring out the answers to questions everyone has had at one point.
This was a very funny episode to listen while I was shoveling snow stoned 😂 the best bit was the analogies
In 2024, I want to break my highscore in the amount of DUI's I can get in a year. (Already got a good start me boy)
i love how the spotify version came out first 😅 I was super confused listening to it
bring back 1:30 + hr long podcasts
I’m very depressed this podcast helps me cheer up all the time I love your voices you friendship dynamic I wish I had what you guys have as in friends
Keep your head up, it'll get better
I feel Mcnasty on the driving thing and I got epilepsy turns out so I am now turning my life around and live life man fuck it this year we all need clarity. ❤
i wish doooo was alive to see how far goons have fallen
So about that face reveal lmao
12:00 Yea 200 Kelvin is indeed very hot 💀💀
9:43 I looked it up to see what other people said about the amount of calories Santa consumes, and I saw 71+billion or 120+billion (depending on how much of the cookie and milk he is consuming)
i love falling asleep to these guys for some reason
I Asked AI Mcnasty to Make Retarded Questions for the Next Podcast
If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
If you drop soap on the floor, does the floor get cleaner or the soap get dirtier?
If money doesn't make you happy, why is it so funny?
My New Year's resolution is to book a flight through American Airlines that's absolutely PACKED with people and while in the air politely ask the pilot if I can control the Boeing 737 commercial jet airplane for no particular reason, then land it safely at its destination
Now we need whole cake eater vs whole cookie eater.
Shout To The Goons
I love listening to you guys while I try to find the guy that lives under my toe
kinda cool to hear mcnasty open up a bit. i love the dude, and im glad hes seeking improvement.
Born and raised in Philly. Soup you probably went to the Reading Terminal Market and they do got great cheesesteaks there.
MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO RAISE HELL AND PRAISE DALE BABY WOOOOO
Goons are the only ones that will roast a homie for giving a compliment 🤣
As a biochemist, if your body is 200 Kelvin....you would definitely be dead but not on fire. You would be frozen solid. 200 Kelvin is roughly -100 Fahrenheit.
Haven't actually had all four of them in a fuckin while😂 guess we still gotta wait. Love you guys!!
Funny enough I was just thinking today “man when are the goons gonna pick the podcast back up the holidays are over, so it should be soon”
For the moon gooners at home, blarg took a bite out of a brick of coacaine.
Fun fact: if you rotate your phone horizontally, you can see blarg in regular width (but he kinda looks 3D)
rip the Great Doodoo Balls last emperor of the Zhou dynasty
The funny thing is if your butt was 200K, it wouldn't be on fire, it would probably freeze and fall off bcuz *200K is about 100F* lmao
Bwaha y'all just never cease to amaze me.. lmao
soup is a beautiful flower pot
3/4 Goons are back!! (Rip the dooo)
Doo got lost in the New Year’s moon goons sesh
The Goons Gaming issue is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 but also a little sad lol
58:00 as someone who lives 15 minutes from kensington, yeah pretty much but the rest of the city ain’t that bad
Edit: soup was probably at reading terminal market
For anyone wondering, Kelvin is used in physics when doing calculations with temperature to get rid of negative numbers. This means that 0 kelvin is about -273,15 degrees celsius (-459,67 fahrenheit). Otherwise known as absolute zero.
This means that 200 kelvin which they said is a lot is about -73 degrees celsius or -100 degrees fahrenheit. Cold as shit in other words, not a lot hahah
Yall remember when soup did those unspeakable things in 2004? 😹😹
This episode activated my 11 billion crabs fight or flight.
Question for blarg. Since you have talked about traveling to downstate Michigan, have you ever been to Michigan's upper peninsula?
You either die a goon or live long enough to become a gooner
Can you make grandpas ashes flavored candle so he physically turns into smoke while burning
AYYYYY, just got done listening to 5 goons podcasts in a row cuz i was missing y'all, and then BOOM!!! 😎
Listening to this in my school classroom
My New Year’s resolution is to see slackjaw in saint louis and get my mental health back in check so im not sad all the time
Time to watch the goons while moon goonin with a unregistered elk skull on top of my local government building
currently moon gooning to this
We have to hear what Mcnasty's dad response was. That my new year resolution
I fall asleep to this podcast and I can’t sleep without it
I'll workout more, study more, go back to guitar, finishing the books I started, and drink more beer with the boys, last year was dry
My new years resolution is to learn how to use Pro Tools and write music and possibly participate in Soup's contest \m/
My resolution is to become flexible enough to do a split so I can perform the Johnny Cage nut punch in my karate class.
My new years resolution is:
- fart on command
- find where i lost that pringles can in my bed
- stick my own foot in my mouth (whole foot)
- not be a drunk crasher
- go to albania and learn how to throw rocks
I think these are pretty doable
My New Year’s resolution is 1920x1080
12:15 200 Kelvin is actually way below 0°C so its freezing
273k is 0°c. Add an extra 0 to the 200 and you’ll be vaporized😂
@@RumpleFoarSkin69 💥💨 poof
moon goon wit the buffaloes
So happy blarg is a confirmed scarlet player, wish he uploaded pokemon content tho
My new years resolution is to become a youtuber, and eat blargs goon cookie
Let's go the goons are back baby
They were out there Moon gooning with Chris Bridgewater I hope they didn't have an unlicensed elk
My newyears resolution is to actually start applying myself in school. I have university next year and I’ve not been taking it seriously. I just relied on my intelligence to get me through it I never studied or did assignments. The worst I got on a test was a 90% but that is not going to keep working for me
Grown men arguing over Santa facts 😂😂
My new years resolutions are 1980×1020 and moon gooning on the great plains of Africa
I ❤THE GOONS!!!!
Greatest Mofos on the planet!
My new years resolution is to eat as much candle wax as possible.
oh god yes finally the once yearly podcast has returned
A gas station in Louisiana has the best Philly cheese steak wrap that I have ever had ( in my opinion)
Aight let’s get back to moon goonin’ now lego
I want to go out more and find a friend. Something like you guys got going on.
My New Years Resolution is to find the lost treasure of Atlanta
Thank god this episode released I was getting tired of moon gooning alone
not me actively in the mcdonald’s drive thru watching this episode