The man acts like the mere act of pressing "attack" at the start of a match is a personal violation. If only he spent as much energy adapting as he does complaining, he might actually stand a chance!
No matter how big his lead is, he just manages to choke it so many times. So many chances for self-reflection and self improvement, but nope. Easier to call the opponent a scrub and trash at the game. LTG is getting everything he deserves, simply because he's responsible for all of it.
16:49 The next 15 seconds sums up Fale's life perfectly. All he had to do was mash a button, or maybe finish that string he always does, but nope, no sir no way. He starts back dashing and trying to okay defense for some reason and costs himself the round. Meanwhile the Jin player gave him several windows to attack but in-between the combos Fale was getting hot with the player was spamming. Ha!! That's not the game bruv it's you.
@@patricksreels The legendary 4-0 is creeping up on Dale, inching closer every day, and it’s hitting harder than any combo he’s ever faced. No rage quit, no block button, no “stream sniper” excuse can save him from this milestone. All he can do now is brace himself for the wave of birthday trolls and watch the salt levels rise protrudely into the big leagues!
"AM I gonna play Ghostface? We'll see if he has spammable shit, then yeah I will." Not even ten seconds later: "Spam a move, learn how to play the game BREH"
Not only a Jin problem Nicholai, but a Jun problem, Asuka problem, Lars problem, Kazuya problem. Reina problem, Heiachi problem.....40 year old Dale Wilson has a Mishima clan problem lol
@@LordGXK that clip is going in the covenant hall of fame along with "Oh my god I REALLY LOST TO THIS NI🅱️🅱️A" vs the Jin with a fade and eye-patch. Probably my favorite clip of him getting his shit pushed in 🤣🤣🤣
Everytime he says a variation of "This game sucks" or "This shit is trash", my immediate response every time like clockwork is "But you're still playing it though" lol
Fun fact : on average T8 has roughly 7k players, give or take. Dale streams for about 6 hours, maybe more a day. If a match is roughly 3 minutes he could play in an hour 20 matches but we know thats not happening lol. So then we're left with averages, in average he plays about 25 matches a day ( giving him the benefit of the doubt because thats just what we see, he could be playing way much more off stream. But with that said, we know he blocks almost everything he loses too except ( actual attacks ), so if he played 25 matches and blocked 12 to 13 players that day then by that pace in a week he would have blocked 84 players so expect him to be in a year at around 4500 players blocked.... that's more than half of the active player population...😂😂😂😂 just play story mode
Hot take: I think being able to block players online in fighting games is so stupid. Because are you allowed to block other players at irl tournaments and refuse to fight them when you’re matched up against them?
Now I know some people might counter argument my point by saying “It’s so you can block players are who boosted ranks, or cheaters who lag switch.” And I get that, I really do. But how common are lag switchers and cheaters in Tekken compared to regular players? I’ve played well over 300+ games of T8 across Xbox and PC, and I’ve never encountered a single lag switcher or cheater. I bet most people who block other people online are just like Dale here. They block you because they lose lol.
@@F3L3453I wouldn’t even want to get involved with Tekken’s community because I’ve seen how toxic it can be. It’s horrid. At this point I’ve actually been enjoying Tekken 8 at a casual level by modding it on PC. I added in Master Chief and Beat from Jet Set Radio.
This man's logic is impeccable, let me tell you. -Plays in the hours where most folks are generally out or asleep (And the playerbase on the opposite end of the world is most likely at work ), limiting his pool of players to run into to the same general handful of players -He blocks literally anyone who can beat him, which limits that pool further (At least on the tags with the most amount of blocks. Lol)...and he gets angry because he runs into folks who can run his ass into the dirt thanks to them not being the folks he has blocked -Dale's response, as usual: "Stream Sniper" 🧂is this man's only salvation to stay connected to this world.
Daley out here sprinkling salt like it’s his retirement plan, stacking L’s and debt at an impressive rate! With every rage quit and meltdown, that imaginary “debt” just keeps climbing. At this rate, he’s going to hit 250k in emotional debt alone, owed entirely to the trolls he can’t seem to shake!
He says every Sub-Zero fights the same way, yet he falls for it every time. You'd think by now he'll learn how to counter it, but look at who we're talking about, Learning is below this manchild.
Dale getting abducted by aliens: "LOOK AT THIS DUU MASHING BUTTONS AND STREAM SNIPING ME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT! Stop wastin my fuckin time with this corny ass intro! Ayo mods, order up!"
@@furyianz It’s hilarious that Dalerog out here trash-talking Tekken every chance he gets, but he keeps booting it up like it’s his sworn duty. The man has a love-hate relationship with the game, except it’s about 90% hate and 10% “I need to prove something.” He’s like a moth to a flame... or more accurately, a salty gamer to a game he just can’t quit.
Oh man, that second Jin was AWFUL but he fell for the wake up Rage Art multiple times, I couldn't believe it. He had so many chances to obliterate them but didn't.
Dale definitely the poster child for Saltalomania-the perfect blend of salt and megalomania! He’s got the ego of a king but the win streak of a training dummy, and every loss just fuels his grand delusions even more. If only he could channel that energy into improving his gameplay, he might actually live up to the legend in his own head!
Dale about to gift himself the PS5 pro for his big 4-0 . 😂😂 Dale always sweating salt when he gets downloaded in any game. Stay free dale and thanks for the salt content nicholai.
“Look at this crazy ass lag” The game: barely any noticeable lag I know fighting games can suffer a lot more from less lag but like… dog if I can play through the fighting game equivalent of Zimbabwe bubba then he can play though barely noticeable lag
@@Profestyle Looks like reality finally hit Dale-guess that PS5 Pro isn’t happening after all! Man realized he can’t keep dropping cash on consoles when he’s already “invested” so much into L’s and rage quits this month. Maybe instead of a new console, he should consider putting that money towards, you know, child support. Priorities, Dale!
Welcome to the king of Iron salt Tournament 8 this evening's Main Event features a deadbeat dad who sucks at fighting games and refuses to take care of his daughter and ends up being clapped by the entire roster enjoy😂
@@ervingreen8976 Dale’s definitely earned his spot in the Forever Salty Tier Hall of Fame! He’s out here racking up L’s while throwing shade at every player and every game, but can’t stay away. It’s like he’s a permanent resident of Saltyville-no wins, just excuses. The true Salty Tier Fraud legend 😂😂😂
"MY OPPONENT STARTED THE ROUND ATTACKING ME, WAHHHHH!"
-ScrubTierGod, every night
The man acts like the mere act of pressing "attack" at the start of a match is a personal violation. If only he spent as much energy adapting as he does complaining, he might actually stand a chance!
"Starting the match with a random launcher"
Dude thinks the opponent is gonna shake his hand at the start of the round every match
With a launcher 😉
No matter how big his lead is, he just manages to choke it so many times. So many chances for self-reflection and self improvement, but nope. Easier to call the opponent a scrub and trash at the game.
LTG is getting everything he deserves, simply because he's responsible for all of it.
Dale: Tells someone they should be learning how to make six figures a year
Also Dale: Is in 121K in debt
We're getting close to the end of season 1 of t8 and this dude still doing day 1 combos
16:49 The next 15 seconds sums up Fale's life perfectly. All he had to do was mash a button, or maybe finish that string he always does, but nope, no sir no way. He starts back dashing and trying to okay defense for some reason and costs himself the round. Meanwhile the Jin player gave him several windows to attack but in-between the combos Fale was getting hot with the player was spamming. Ha!! That's not the game bruv it's you.
We already know that ghostface have a "teleport" so we need to get ready to him raging at that non-stop.
The magic 4-0 is approaching slowly but protrudely and there's nothing he can do about it.
Birthday is gonna “crispinize” his cognitive to precise!
Father Time is going to stick that Saturn Stick up....
😂
40 is going to bend him over, abs chiseling, and robust all over his cognitive
@@patricksreels The legendary 4-0 is creeping up on Dale, inching closer every day, and it’s hitting harder than any combo he’s ever faced. No rage quit, no block button, no “stream sniper” excuse can save him from this milestone. All he can do now is brace himself for the wave of birthday trolls and watch the salt levels rise protrudely into the big leagues!
17:10 The Jin comeback reminds me of that time the Urien made that epic comeback
The "world's worst" Nash comeback from SFV
I will never forget that comeback.
“this is why I don’t like playing scrubs…. This is why I don’t like fucking playin- *sound cut* -ubs.”
"AM I gonna play Ghostface? We'll see if he has spammable shit, then yeah I will."
Not even ten seconds later:
"Spam a move, learn how to play the game BREH"
He so mentally ill he can even comprehend the cognitive dissonance in him.
Not only a Jin problem Nicholai, but a Jun problem, Asuka problem, Lars problem, Kazuya problem. Reina problem, Heiachi problem.....40 year old Dale Wilson has a Mishima clan problem lol
Don't forget Kazumi
"Throwing tigers n shit?"
Don't forget Lili
Unc was playing tekken like it was evo this entire video lmao💀 bro was a nervous wreck in half of these sets
I see Bryan vs. Dale, i think,
"Fishing for the launcher!!!"😂
An instant classic
@@LordGXK that clip is going in the covenant hall of fame along with "Oh my god I REALLY LOST TO THIS NI🅱️🅱️A" vs the Jin with a fade and eye-patch. Probably my favorite clip of him getting his shit pushed in 🤣🤣🤣
@@flexyfalcon which video can I find that one
@@iceskimo_ m.ua-cam.com/video/PpYGJJjSg68/v-deo.html at 45:39
@@flexyfalcon I watched that one the other day!🤣🤣🤣
Everytime he says a variation of "This game sucks" or "This shit is trash", my immediate response every time like clockwork is "But you're still playing it though" lol
Dale is probably looking forward to that obligatory colonoscopy and prostate exam at 40
Yeah, dale, you wish you were making six figures
4:49 Anyway, go check out LGs recent upload, an hour of Mishimas beating him in a real Tekken game, Tekken 7
Fun fact : on average T8 has roughly 7k players, give or take. Dale streams for about 6 hours, maybe more a day. If a match is roughly 3 minutes he could play in an hour 20 matches but we know thats not happening lol. So then we're left with averages, in average he plays about 25 matches a day ( giving him the benefit of the doubt because thats just what we see, he could be playing way much more off stream. But with that said, we know he blocks almost everything he loses too except ( actual attacks ), so if he played 25 matches and blocked 12 to 13 players that day then by that pace in a week he would have blocked 84 players so expect him to be in a year at around 4500 players blocked.... that's more than half of the active player population...😂😂😂😂 just play story mode
The fact you broke down his mediocrity in stats is dope
no wonder the game is full of smurfs
"And Dale might have a Jin problem lol"
Dale has a problem with every character lol.
Dale has a tekken 8 problem
@@iceskimo_Dale has a fighting game problem
Dale has a parental problem
Dale has problems
Dale has a problem around minors
Imagine blocking EVERYONE that beats you and still losing over half the matches you play lol. lmao
Hot take: I think being able to block players online in fighting games is so stupid. Because are you allowed to block other players at irl tournaments and refuse to fight them when you’re matched up against them?
Everyone’s an “obsessed, gay stream sniper” so it’s justified
Now I know some people might counter argument my point by saying “It’s so you can block players are who boosted ranks, or cheaters who lag switch.” And I get that, I really do.
But how common are lag switchers and cheaters in Tekken compared to regular players? I’ve played well over 300+ games of T8 across Xbox and PC, and I’ve never encountered a single lag switcher or cheater.
I bet most people who block other people online are just like Dale here. They block you because they lose lol.
@@JSRFModCentralbecause they bum asses can't afford offline tournaments it'll break their pockets😂
@@F3L3453I wouldn’t even want to get involved with Tekken’s community because I’ve seen how toxic it can be. It’s horrid.
At this point I’ve actually been enjoying Tekken 8 at a casual level by modding it on PC. I added in Master Chief and Beat from Jet Set Radio.
A-salt-ted to precise.
17:44 That Jin was giving Dale some devious backshots 😂
5:15 "...any types of IQ." He seems to be getting dumber each stream 😂
Cant hide from the replays thanks for mining that salt Nicholai
This man's logic is impeccable, let me tell you.
-Plays in the hours where most folks are generally out or asleep (And the playerbase on the opposite end of the world is most likely at work ), limiting his pool of players to run into to the same general handful of players
-He blocks literally anyone who can beat him, which limits that pool further (At least on the tags with the most amount of blocks. Lol)...and he gets angry because he runs into folks who can run his ass into the dirt thanks to them not being the folks he has blocked
-Dale's response, as usual: "Stream Sniper"
🧂is this man's only salvation to stay connected to this world.
That camera filter can't hide those crows feet anymore unc - happy 40th.
40:20 Isn't that the point of competitive gameplay? Dude just wants somebody to sit back and take the spam.😂
Low tier God applies salt to the wound to spike up his 121k debt to 250k
Daley out here sprinkling salt like it’s his retirement plan, stacking L’s and debt at an impressive rate! With every rage quit and meltdown, that imaginary “debt” just keeps climbing. At this rate, he’s going to hit 250k in emotional debt alone, owed entirely to the trolls he can’t seem to shake!
16:50 inspirational Jin comeback
He says every Sub-Zero fights the same way, yet he falls for it every time. You'd think by now he'll learn how to counter it, but look at who we're talking about, Learning is below this manchild.
Dale getting abducted by aliens:
"LOOK AT THIS DUU MASHING BUTTONS AND STREAM SNIPING ME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT! Stop wastin my fuckin time with this corny ass intro! Ayo mods, order up!"
even tho he was mashing like a mofo , that Lars at the beginning was IMPECCABLE !
Some might even say....
Inspirational
@@Solaris_XT Hey mods order up on this due 😂😂
LTG has a history of being destroyed by 4 letter J names who play Lars
Watching dale play feng makes tekken 8 look like a party game. All he does is spam throws and the 4 same moves
@35:00 about Im impressed he lasted that many overheads 😂
New Age Rog
@@flexyfalcon lmao
Some salt for my Sunday dinner. Much love, Nicholai
4:02 its scary how accurate he is with the rage art timings
He hates tekken but he still keeps playing it lol.
Uninstalled it too btw
Same story with Street Fighter 5/6, MK, the list goes on.
@@furyianz It’s hilarious that Dalerog out here trash-talking Tekken every chance he gets, but he keeps booting it up like it’s his sworn duty. The man has a love-hate relationship with the game, except it’s about 90% hate and 10% “I need to prove something.” He’s like a moth to a flame... or more accurately, a salty gamer to a game he just can’t quit.
@@flexyfalcon and he will still keep playing it and losing to other players that are better then him lol.
Oh man, that second Jin was AWFUL but he fell for the wake up Rage Art multiple times, I couldn't believe it. He had so many chances to obliterate them but didn't.
"The dude literally got his ass fuckin whooped, right?"
(S+S+S+ in the background)
Dale wins against bad players, but once someone above mediocre shows up and beats him, its a sniper for him 😂
sometimes he even loses to the bad players 🤣
Don't forget: He lost to the "world's worst Nash" in SFV
Dale needs that Saltalomania (salt + megalomania)
Dale definitely the poster child for Saltalomania-the perfect blend of salt and megalomania! He’s got the ego of a king but the win streak of a training dummy, and every loss just fuels his grand delusions even more. If only he could channel that energy into improving his gameplay, he might actually live up to the legend in his own head!
@@flexyfalcon and there's no cure for Saltalomania
Dale about to gift himself the PS5 pro for his big 4-0 . 😂😂 Dale always sweating salt when he gets downloaded in any game. Stay free dale and thanks for the salt content nicholai.
Damn gramps is getting worse 😂
everyone has a jin problem bro that character is insane
Irrelevant
Nicholai got the drink in em going back too back🫡
Dale still fishing’ for da lawn chair 😂😂😂
“Look at this crazy ass lag”
The game: barely any noticeable lag
I know fighting games can suffer a lot more from less lag but like… dog if I can play through the fighting game equivalent of Zimbabwe bubba then he can play though barely noticeable lag
How much longer can he keep doing this for? It's not good for his mental health at his age.
He'll be doing this at 80.
Let the ass kicking begin !!!
EVERY NIGHT!!!
I guess dale changed his mind on the ps5 pro because he can’t afford to waste $700 lmaoo. Wasted enough money for the month. Pay that child support 😂
@@Profestyle Looks like reality finally hit Dale-guess that PS5 Pro isn’t happening after all! Man realized he can’t keep dropping cash on consoles when he’s already “invested” so much into L’s and rage quits this month. Maybe instead of a new console, he should consider putting that money towards, you know, child support. Priorities, Dale!
That lars was inspirational
Did you just say that Lars was inspirational?! Are you fucking kidding me! GET THAT ASS BANNED BITCH!
MODS! ORDER UP!
38:36 LMAO that GTA music started playing and sub zeroes showing up one after the other 😂
The demotion is like the 🍒 on top 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
YERRRR!!!
38:23 That sounds like projection.
11:57 wtf are these combos. He always does them and drops them just about 100% of the time
Why doesnt bro just olay tekken 5? No powerups there. Hed still get his ass kicked lmao
Well there’s your answer, he will still get his ass kicked but won’t have anything to blame his L’s on
Welcome to the king of Iron salt Tournament 8 this evening's Main Event features a deadbeat dad who sucks at fighting games and refuses to take care of his daughter and ends up being clapped by the entire roster enjoy😂
AND I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING MY STREAM NPC
Forever salty tier fraud😂😂😂
@@ervingreen8976 Dale’s definitely earned his spot in the Forever Salty Tier Hall of Fame! He’s out here racking up L’s while throwing shade at every player and every game, but can’t stay away. It’s like he’s a permanent resident of Saltyville-no wins, just excuses. The true Salty Tier Fraud legend 😂😂😂
4:18 Da duu
Yurrrr
Salty and washed man yelling at clouds…
High Ego Ga Duu vs The Corny- ass Tekken Player Clan
Anyone know the instrumental at 20:00? 🔥
@34:55 anyone know the name of the song ? Sounds good !
This guy plays some of the overpowered characters and still gets cooked, talk about a skill issue 🤣
Great
Bro why is the game tagged on the description LoL? 😆
and its T7 lmao
Now it switched to tekken 7 lmao
First LoL
And now it didn't even got the right tekken
This game 🎮 is so corny 🌽 uses heat 🔥 blocks 🚫 player 👤 ltg is a clown 🤡