Say, this is actually a pretty good story the DM came up with, and I'm surprised you guys of all people managed to get through the whole thing without breaking it or killing each other.
God, this reminds me of when my fucking party killed a super cool 6 armed dragonborn with a mace tail that I designed with ROCKS. I make a super badass idea on a boss and they're like "Yeah well he isn't rock resistant"Merry Dndecember everybody.
Not gonna lie, that boss sounds like it was made by a conglomerate of children. "Ooh ooh, and he has six arms", "And a MACE for a tail!". Then everyone get a big boy glass of sunny d.
Man, I tried to run a Christmas one-shot and managed to TPK a party because the module I was running told me to throw 20 CR 0 hyenas at three level one characters. This was also meant to be the story of how the wise men found the gifts to give to the baby Jesus. So now in my D&D multiverse there is a race of sentient hyenas who ate a bard, a Cleric, and a monk, and also Jesus and absorbed their powers.
Reminds me of a similar one-shot I ran about a year back. Essentially, a Christmas elf got fucking wasted right before the big day and ended up being robbed of one gift he took of company premises. He freaks the fuck out and pleads with the players residing in a tavern to find it for him while he stalls for time. My players consisting of one goblin, one halfling barbarian, and one edgelord asimar (all evil btw) agree to go find it on the terms that they will be handsomely rewarded or else... They end up finding the gift in a trapped AF Krampus' lair. Never finished it, but was among my most memerable game I have run because of the traps.
My christmas story involved me being stolen from the party for my 'misdeeds' and Krampus trying to convincs me though torment and torture (imagine that guy from avatar the last airbender being messed with mentally by the earth kingdom). This ended with me not only breaking free by my self, but also killing Krampus and his anti-elves by ripping their heads off(i did this cause i was naked and stripped of everything i owned). I escaped by stealing his 'sleigh of pain' and 'list of the damned'. I procedded to find the nearest civilization and take Krampus' duties as my own. Thus the story of Roarld Fizlear the Dwarf Bard became immortalised in my group. You know... until i had to join back up and actually die to siren thing.
Man if I was the Krampus or GM, i would have had a bag of holding that actually kills everything inside (i know that’s a real item but I don’t know what it’s called) to trick heroes who think they can be sneaky
Thunderwave isn't around the user, the origin of a cube is one of it's faces so the cube basically begins at your hands and stretches out away from you usually. Also the cube is only 15 ft. Large and does not have 15ft radius like you have indicated on the video (which would give it double the size than it should have)
My bad dude. I guess I should've done a fact check before recording myself. My friends and I have always pictured it this way, so I guess our DM did a little home-brewing without us knowing. I hope you still enjoyed the video. :) ~Riley
don't worry the video is still very enjoyable ;) I just wanted to get that out of the way before people start thinking it's how the spell is supposed to work and repeat that mistake in their games, also for you in case you want to use the spell like it was intended. btw at first I also thought it worked like that before learning the correct way, so it stood out to me because I have the same history with that spell.
Cross Platform Action Squad Just so you know, on this topic, it's also evocation, and evocation spells can be directed to hit only specific targets, say you cast burning hands right behind your fighter into someone he is fighting, you can choose the the fighter doesn't get hit but the enemy does
The Fleece of Navidad
that's the greatest thing I've heard all Christmas.
Say, this is actually a pretty good story the DM came up with, and I'm surprised you guys of all people managed to get through the whole thing without breaking it or killing each other.
Button eyes? BUTTON EYES!?! How did he get button eyes?
Excellently done, as always. Fun story. Thanks for sharing.
From the same Belldam who terrorised Coraline.
God, this reminds me of when my fucking party killed a super cool 6 armed dragonborn with a mace tail that I designed with ROCKS. I make a super badass idea on a boss and they're like "Yeah well he isn't rock resistant"Merry Dndecember everybody.
Gabriel De laSoul You know what they say: Why fight when physics can fight better then you ever could
Not gonna lie, that boss sounds like it was made by a conglomerate of children. "Ooh ooh, and he has six arms", "And a MACE for a tail!". Then everyone get a big boy glass of sunny d.
A NEW D AND D STORY MERRY CHRISMAS TO ME
"Fleece of Navidad" I'm so freaking done xD
I ran a similar game concept last year on christmas, called "The assault on Krampus Keep!" My players loved it. Holiday themed tabletop is amazing.
Man, I tried to run a Christmas one-shot and managed to TPK a party because the module I was running told me to throw 20 CR 0 hyenas at three level one characters. This was also meant to be the story of how the wise men found the gifts to give to the baby Jesus. So now in my D&D multiverse there is a race of sentient hyenas who ate a bard, a Cleric, and a monk, and also Jesus and absorbed their powers.
Well. That's is terrifying.
That was the stupidest Christmas adventure I’ve ever heard.
*I love it*
Damn Stanta be all getting kidnapped ALL THE TIME. Who dose he think he is Princess Peach!?
I now knoe how to kill a Krampus. Knees are the weak point
The good and old axe to the head also works pretty well ^^
Your character also has to be a really edgy and stupidly lucky/OP Elf rogue lesbian.
"i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the knee" a Krampus
DM: a Krampus looms before y-
Me: I bite his knees
Dm: what? i mean... i guess?
Great story, Stonewall’s shenanigans sound funny. The spider transformation was really smoothly animated btw.
This is my New Favorite of the series holy Chris Kringle I laughed my ass off.
The Fleece of Navidad is the single most amazing dnd item i've ever heard of.
That is the best xmas story ever.
ANOTHER DnD story? It's a Christmas miracle!
That "Where's Mark?" at the end gets me every time
Why the hell did he have Button Eyes to begin with????
God the second he started talking about the magic pot I lost it
That was some good animation tailor made from one little sweaty elf. Best D&D stories on youtube. 10/10 great Christmas present.
There is always the Rouge who refuses to come inside the carriage
That spider Toby Maguire face had me crying LOL
The fleece of navidad. That is hilarious
This. *THIS* is what I have been waiting for. Thanks for the Christmas story
This was a real pleasure, easily the most wholsome vid you guys have done. A++ and a merry christmas.
You know, I was going to ask about the eyes. Glad I waited until the end.
That spider animation was great!
Just when I thought this Christmas was going to go by without anything to bring the holiday cheer.
"Im trying to convince the krampus to give us his big sac of kids." Stonewall 2018
Reminds me of a similar one-shot I ran about a year back. Essentially, a Christmas elf got fucking wasted right before the big day and ended up being robbed of one gift he took of company premises. He freaks the fuck out and pleads with the players residing in a tavern to find it for him while he stalls for time. My players consisting of one goblin, one halfling barbarian, and one edgelord asimar (all evil btw) agree to go find it on the terms that they will be handsomely rewarded or else... They end up finding the gift in a trapped AF Krampus' lair.
Never finished it, but was among my most memerable game I have run because of the traps.
Aw hell yes another D&D stories
Our chorus has to sing holy night and when holy knight and silent knight showed up I started singing
I am so happy this channel is not dead! Yay!! Dnd stories!!!
Best Christmas story
your pronounciation of the ä in armräk was on point
Well now we need to know how he got button eyes in the first place.
Dude I love these please keep making more
Been waiting so long I needed this
Was anyone else just expecting Santa to trick Stonewall and just be like "Psych; but here's a pair of glasses."
I'm totally stealing some of this for our traditional 'Save Christmas' game I'm running Christmas Eve.
I need more of these stories. Need.
I love the word play.
BEST CHRISTMAS EVEE
THIS WAS AMAZING. PLEASE MAKE MORE.
Great story Riley! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
what so were you forced to have one ear with an earbud playing "Feleece Navidad" after putting on the cloak?
I felt so bad for the druid dwarf! He got nothing, even if they were from krampus
Hey it’s hole diddler!
I just have to comment that thunderwave is not around you. Just a shockwave of a 15ft cube originating from you. In any direction.
Can you guys keep doing these we love em
I thought those were meatballs and his beard was spaghetti through that entire thing... great story though
3:28 I think I found the funniest thing in all of these videos.
Giant candy cane that shoots Magic Missiles? Somebody's been watching TomSka videos.
In my party we have a crap ton of elves and dragonborns.
I love this series
i love theses im still trying to get into DnD but this and Harmon quest have inspired me now i just need to find a group lol
We need more stories lol
man remember when no one understood how thunderwave worked lol
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
I love the animations
I live for these
It's a bit late for UA-cam to recommend this to me, but it was a lovely story anyway.
The only reason i watch this channel is for the D&D Stories
Holy crap, I just had a game that was actually similar to this! And what's more scary is I actually played a Mt. Dwarf druid/ranger named Ulfgar!
I'm really curious about those button eyes. Did he have a run-in with his other mother?
Chrismas miracle!
3:47 Hi, random orange dot.
Please make more of these
Fuck yeah there are back, keep doing 'em
"not like d&d elves, like santa elves."
*You mean gnomes?*
that was magical... :')
My christmas story involved me being stolen from the party for my 'misdeeds' and Krampus trying to convincs me though torment and torture (imagine that guy from avatar the last airbender being messed with mentally by the earth kingdom). This ended with me not only breaking free by my self, but also killing Krampus and his anti-elves by ripping their heads off(i did this cause i was naked and stripped of everything i owned). I escaped by stealing his 'sleigh of pain' and 'list of the damned'. I procedded to find the nearest civilization and take Krampus' duties as my own. Thus the story of Roarld Fizlear the Dwarf Bard became immortalised in my group. You know... until i had to join back up and actually die to siren thing.
Now we wait for 9 months cor the next dnd story
That was awesome.
What a merry and gay time you had!
The elf reminds me of Ninja Brian.
My first game was a Christmas one off
Man if I was the Krampus or GM, i would have had a bag of holding that actually kills everything inside (i know that’s a real item but I don’t know what it’s called) to trick heroes who think they can be sneaky
I love all your D&D stories!
fear the pot
Better than the mutha fuckin grinch!
I laughed so hard xD !
7:28
I ship it
Oh fuck it's Christmas!
Silent knight looks like smough from dark souls
Thunder wave isn't a 15' radius it's a 15' cube a 3 by 3 that you can cast in front of you like a cone.
Why would we have to beware that it's Christmas themed.
FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
So armrak just uses nuke pretty much?
this reminds my of the time when I was in Luchasploitztion setting one of are last story we did was save Christmas nazies and Krampus
Do more or I riot.
Please make more of theeeeessssseeeee
That’s not how krampu’s work
Silent knight and holy knight omfg that's gold can i use them as npcs
Any more stories?
Hold up....how is the badger able to shoot poison????
Maybe a Wizard did it.
Why did Stonewall have button eyes?
How did Stonewall get button eyes?
Was this a homebrew campaign? Did your DM get it off of Dungeon Masters Guild? It sounds cool and I'd be interested in seeing more :)
Thunderwave isn't around the user, the origin of a cube is one of it's faces so the cube basically begins at your hands and stretches out away from you usually. Also the cube is only 15 ft. Large and does not have 15ft radius like you have indicated on the video (which would give it double the size than it should have)
My bad dude. I guess I should've done a fact check before recording myself. My friends and I have always pictured it this way, so I guess our DM did a little home-brewing without us knowing. I hope you still enjoyed the video. :)
~Riley
don't worry the video is still very enjoyable ;) I just wanted to get that out of the way before people start thinking it's how the spell is supposed to work and repeat that mistake in their games, also for you in case you want to use the spell like it was intended. btw at first I also thought it worked like that before learning the correct way, so it stood out to me because I have the same history with that spell.
Cross Platform Action Squad Just so you know, on this topic, it's also evocation, and evocation spells can be directed to hit only specific targets, say you cast burning hands right behind your fighter into someone he is fighting, you can choose the the fighter doesn't get hit but the enemy does
YOU HEAR THAT CPAS?
YOUR FUN IS WRONG!
STOP HAVING FUN WRONG!
Jesus fucking Christ you Rules Lawyer Fucks........