Rodney Dangerfield’s Guide to Auto Repair (1985)

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  • @stevehughes2133
    @stevehughes2133 2 роки тому +230

    When ever I feel down I watch this, and I'm a retired mechanic, never fails to bring a smile back to my face!

    • @josephsimontacchi2285
      @josephsimontacchi2285 11 місяців тому +5

      Therapy. Me too. Johnny, I got no Sex My wife cut me down to once a month
      Oh. I’m sorry Rodney.
      Eh I don’t feel so bad. I know guys she cut out Completely. Lol

    • @petesmith5092
      @petesmith5092 8 місяців тому +5

      🗡jokes like Excalibur cuz, he always slayin' me.
      Right before the punch line, adjust the tie.... unprecedented....
      Much...much
      ❤ R E S P E C T ! ❤
      Love You, Mr. Dangerfield, & You are Missed by Many..❤😊

    • @CAROLDDISCOVER-2025
      @CAROLDDISCOVER-2025 8 місяців тому +2

      Ronnie is definitely hilarious hilarious.

  • @billcounts9516
    @billcounts9516 3 роки тому +81

    Rodney's jokes are timeless. I love his humor and when I'm feeling down I watch him and wish he was still here. God bless you Rodney

  • @kt420ish
    @kt420ish 8 місяців тому +8

    That really was Dick Butkus too. That's awesome. Played for Da Bears in the 60s and 70s. Hall of famer.

  • @jamesallen5591
    @jamesallen5591 7 років тому +876

    Love Rodney Dangerfield! I miss him. I'm getting old; I miss a lot of people these days.

    • @whoknowsknight9628
      @whoknowsknight9628 7 років тому +16

      James Allen Not that old as long as you don't miss Teddy Roosevelt

    • @raycity1234
      @raycity1234 7 років тому +9

      James Allen hear you on that

    • @MrCountrycuz
      @MrCountrycuz 7 років тому +11

      When you die I will miss you!

    • @philiptonee6334
      @philiptonee6334 7 років тому +9

      Agree. Losing all the Greats.

    • @jamesallen5591
      @jamesallen5591 7 років тому +4

      Josef Venport Thank you for that! Made my day.

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 4 роки тому +268

    This skit is over 30 years old & it's still accurate as fuck. Btw I think my dentist also took this course!

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 3 роки тому +31

      'You ain't using these teeth tonight!'.

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 роки тому +18

      @@d.e.b.b5788 Who worked on these before ??

    • @carbunkle9902
      @carbunkle9902 Рік тому +9

      "My dentist put in all new teeth. Then he told me I needed braces."

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 Рік тому +8

      "I better take a closer look, let's take some x-rays & we will reschedule for another cleaning appointment "

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od Рік тому

      ​@@carbunkle9902lol

  • @coyleigh5163
    @coyleigh5163 5 років тому +354

    I loved Rodney Dangerfield. He was always such a professional. He also didn't need to rely on cheap vulgarity. Rodney was a real class act. Much respect to the man who never got any respect. Rest in peace Rodney. We sure do miss you.

    • @vernwallen4246
      @vernwallen4246 4 роки тому +12

      Rodney:My car broke down i called tripple a,They left the car and towed me away!😂😂😂

    • @aaa7189
      @aaa7189 4 роки тому +6

      @@vernwallen4246 You didn't call me....

    • @phlushphish793
      @phlushphish793 3 роки тому +16

      I came home from work & saw a guy running naked down my street. I asked him why he said 'because you came home early.' I know my wife is cheating on me. When I come home my parrot says 'Quick! Out the window!' My wife & I don't see things the same. I wanted to have sex when I came home from work. She wanted to have sex when I was at work.

    • @jasonwilliams3223
      @jasonwilliams3223 3 роки тому +8

      I guess you never saw some of his movies.... Some are fairly vulgar for the time

    • @DVincentW
      @DVincentW 3 роки тому +7

      @@jasonwilliams3223 "Vulgar" is in the eye of the beholder.

  • @geraldstarr9950
    @geraldstarr9950 6 років тому +650

    Bubba Smith trying not to laugh, this has made my day. Rest in Peace Rodney and Bubba

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 4 роки тому +23

      I don;t think anyone could look at Rodney's face when his eyes go wide 0__0 and not laugh. lol

    • @wesleythompson7915
      @wesleythompson7915 3 роки тому

      And now Marion

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 3 роки тому +2

      Great guys

    • @michaelkush1385
      @michaelkush1385 3 роки тому +8

      Bubba Smith Is Well Love And Well Respected In Many Circles: Including East Lansing MSU Football; Home Town Flint Michigan; He Would Help Community Leaders Stop Drugs In 0ur School. He Really Was Great Guy And A Football Hall 0f Famer...

    • @fazakasrobertzoltan9527
      @fazakasrobertzoltan9527 3 роки тому +5

      Rip Rodney and Bubba

  • @keithnoneya
    @keithnoneya 3 роки тому +40

    My dad was a professional mechanic, I guess he didn't go to the Rodney Dangerfield Guide to Auto Repair because we were poor. He was always honest and even worked on old ladies cars free from labor and cut them a break on parts if they couldn't pay the full bill. We were poor but he was one of my hero's in life. Although I did get a laugh out of it. Thanks for sharing. Best Wishes & Blessings. Keith Noneya

    • @Alex-Zone
      @Alex-Zone 8 місяців тому +4

      @keithnoneya you may have not had money but you were never poor

    • @keithnoneya
      @keithnoneya 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Alex-ZoneYeah living on the 2nd story house in a junk yard and barely having food as a kid and having to shop at the good will and have kids laugh at your clothes definitely isn't poor. We did make it to FHA housing eventually, Oh I forgot the projects in Denver for a year too. Nah have no idea what you're talking about, glad I was so rich when I was young, even up through my high school years.

    • @Alex-Zone
      @Alex-Zone 8 місяців тому +1

      @@keithnoneya My best friends Dad died when he was 9. Also it sounds like your Dad was selfless I'm sorry about your personal situation I'm just saying there is something good you can take from it.

    • @GaryLaaks1
      @GaryLaaks1 8 місяців тому +3

      Your dad was a legend Keith. I bet you are a good person too.

    • @keithnoneya
      @keithnoneya 8 місяців тому +4

      @@GaryLaaks1Well I try to be. People who know me say I am, my friends say I am, but then again most peoples friends say that about them anyways. LOL Thanks I appreciate it. Best Wishes & Blessings. Keith Noneya

  • @videolabguy
    @videolabguy 7 років тому +53

    My favorite Rodney sketch of all time! Saw this when it originally aired. I was a TV repairman too!

    • @carlsagan1377
      @carlsagan1377 7 років тому +3

      Who worked on this before

    • @newjerseybt
      @newjerseybt 6 років тому +3

      You ain't using this TV tonight!

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 5 років тому +4

      @@newjerseybt The TV repairman's threat was "Wow, this is worse than I thought, gonna have to take it in to the shop." Then you _knew_ you'd be without a TV for at least several days.

  • @paulhooson6850
    @paulhooson6850 3 роки тому +134

    I was a TV repairman for 22 years, and suddenly I realize how many times I said, "Who worked on this before", now...

    • @DaveGamesVT
      @DaveGamesVT 2 роки тому +4

      At least now you know where the phrase came from.

  • @Jjcustomsllc
    @Jjcustomsllc 7 років тому +114

    You are so missed Rodney! God bless you. A true legend.

  • @MaxwellBenson80
    @MaxwellBenson80 5 років тому +15

    Pure excellence! Rodney is one of the all time greats. His one liners come at you like a machine gun. Sadly I was too young to see him live....thank you for uploading this gem for us youngsters to enjoy!!!!

  • @amyntut
    @amyntut 7 років тому +623

    I think the mechanic I had last week, watched this too many times lol.

    • @willkiser2674
      @willkiser2674 6 років тому +1

      rhoads' girl .Cost alot to get yours fixed sexy? Lol

    • @bobsmithers1924
      @bobsmithers1924 5 років тому +4

      "Who woyrkd on you last honey ?"

    • @jamesmcleod5545
      @jamesmcleod5545 5 років тому +3

      I've actually heard a couple of these lines before from actual mechanics that's the really comical part

    • @karlreichert9051
      @karlreichert9051 5 років тому +1

      Was that you? 😁

    • @madbear3512
      @madbear3512 5 років тому +2

      Damn girl I can help you

  • @josephhickman2789
    @josephhickman2789 6 років тому +88

    Morgan Fairchild rocks the 80s aquanet hair😎

    • @r.ernestwhite7259
      @r.ernestwhite7259 3 роки тому +10

      morgan fairchild rocks anything she wears or any style she picks

    • @r.ernestwhite7259
      @r.ernestwhite7259 3 роки тому +4

      morgan fairchild rocks in anything!!!!

    • @Makiaveli01
      @Makiaveli01 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly she is one of the most beautiful people I have encountered in this life

  • @pierreduplessis1507
    @pierreduplessis1507 6 років тому +8

    Listening too Rodney Dangerfield brings back so many happy memories. Miss the oldies

  • @donquixote...
    @donquixote... 6 років тому +585

    Who thumbed it down...? He gets no respect...

    • @VERsingthegamez
      @VERsingthegamez 5 років тому +6

      When his dog found out they looked alike he killed himself

    • @Razgar_Voxel
      @Razgar_Voxel 5 років тому +12

      people who are probably upset over him giving the okay sign! It's considered racist or some shit now......

    • @Loveismygift
      @Loveismygift 5 років тому +5

      Don Quixote "No respect at all!"

    • @rylanmacdonald6416
      @rylanmacdonald6416 5 років тому +1

      This guy was the realest.

    • @naturesfinest4871
      @naturesfinest4871 4 роки тому +6

      @@Razgar_Voxel shows how pussified some people have gotten...

  • @ZeroMass
    @ZeroMass 5 років тому +469

    According to the dislike bar, many mechanics have an issue with giving out trade secrets.. 😤

    • @alerey4363
      @alerey4363 5 років тому +9

      this sketch is about every repair service there is

    • @pedenmk
      @pedenmk 5 років тому +6

      Yeah maybe they've had to many TV Repairmen in their lives........

    • @naturesfinest4871
      @naturesfinest4871 4 роки тому +8

      @@pedenmk or too many inside their wives...

    • @kcmo1992
      @kcmo1992 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, all 371 of 'em!

    • @barquerojuancarlos7253
      @barquerojuancarlos7253 4 роки тому +1

      ZeroMass .... an episode of Rip-ly's "Funny but True" stories

  • @timothyortiz2222
    @timothyortiz2222 2 місяці тому +1

    I love watching this over and over.

  • @nopjs9865
    @nopjs9865 6 років тому +52

    Always loved the delivery of his jokes. Classic comedy at its finest...thank you for the many years of laughs Mr Dangerfield. My father loved your work and I and still do to this day.
    Very reminiscent of the days when my father was still around, both laughing at this great man. thank you

  • @jorayx
    @jorayx 7 років тому +386

    *WHEW* You ain't using this car tonight!

    • @nancydewindt4160
      @nancydewindt4160 6 років тому +1

      Sylvester

    • @nancydewindt4160
      @nancydewindt4160 6 років тому +1

      The cat. Sylvester

    • @1badombre82
      @1badombre82 8 місяців тому +1

      Yup. My buddy didn't want to change his own soft line on his brake line. They kept it for a week all because they they ordered the part from his dealer instead of going to the store for it or ordering it 2 day Amazon. I would have had it fixed for him in 1 hour lol

  • @int53185
    @int53185 4 роки тому +333

    "Who worked on this car before?" My boss asked a lady that, and she said:"You did!" He never asked that again.

    • @kramnull8962
      @kramnull8962 3 роки тому +11

      That's why as a Husband or Boyfriend you learn to stay brand loyal to what ever brand you are NOT working on... Then all you have to do is just cuss the brand of vehicle of the wife's/Gf's and be done with it... Pluckin ________!

    • @dougfredricks2017
      @dougfredricks2017 3 роки тому

      😆 Coughing up my Koolaid 😆

    • @Chimera6297
      @Chimera6297 3 роки тому +8

      @@kramnull8962
      "god damn mini coopers were fine until them damn communists took over, now they're just piles of garbage. you want my advice? scrap this shitbox and buy a toyota corolla"

    • @abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186
      @abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186 3 роки тому

      @@Chimera6297 I love that!

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 3 роки тому +2

      that's why you always say it in a neutral tone at first, just to be safe cause then you can add: "yeah cause it's shape shape"

  • @yahulwagoni4571
    @yahulwagoni4571 5 років тому +57

    Learning how to actually fix a car - difficult and expensive.
    Learning how to con the customer - priceless.

  • @daisymaefrench4041
    @daisymaefrench4041 Рік тому +28

    This was back in the day when comedy was funny not filthy. I miss those days. Rest in peace, Rodney Dangerfield. You made me laugh years ago, and I'm still laughing today. Thanks.

    • @bigdaddydiesel5520
      @bigdaddydiesel5520 10 місяців тому

      And yet it was Rodney who introduced the world to Andrew "Dice" Clay of all people. He gave him his big break in prime time on HBO.

  • @Charlie-Cat.
    @Charlie-Cat. 4 роки тому +202

    The viewers that voted thumbs down on this video ain't using their car tonight.

    • @Luke3v16
      @Luke3v16 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol

    • @Luke3v16
      @Luke3v16 7 місяців тому +2

      You cant see down votes anymore 😂😭

    • @0utcast
      @0utcast 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@Luke-eu5vn but you know they are there

    • @Luke3v16
      @Luke3v16 7 місяців тому

      @@0utcast yup

    • @StreetSweep
      @StreetSweep 7 місяців тому +1

      Back when you could see the downvotes, there was always that guy that always said something silly like this, and then the video would get even more down votes by people who did it in spite of the comment, so it would just cause more down votes ultimately.

  • @horaceball5418
    @horaceball5418 6 років тому +7

    Perfection.......every time I go see my mechanic Mr. Ryan I will be thinking of this skit!

  • @DanDDirges
    @DanDDirges 6 років тому +109

    1972 Chevy Nova! This video is so true about some of these mechanics. Some folks will rob you with a six gun and some with a fountain pen eh.

    • @redneckhippiefreak
      @redneckhippiefreak 3 роки тому +5

      You can steal more with a Pen than you can with a Gun and even if you get caught with the Gun the Guy with the Pen still gets gets paid. The Irony of our system is; As it Jails those that steal with a Gun, It Openly Praises those that steal with a Pen. Per our Founders Formula, From time to time, we need to bleed out the Ink.

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 6 років тому +12

    I miss 1985. Such fond memories of Rodney , Dick, and Morgan

  • @wyatt-rocks
    @wyatt-rocks 3 роки тому +15

    Oh man, they don't make comedy like this anymore....funny comedy. Real talent.

  • @Blacksheepishot
    @Blacksheepishot 7 років тому +64

    The passage of time can be so cruel...
    RIP Pryor, Sam and Dangerfield you we're the best of the best....

    • @MrAkurvaeletbe
      @MrAkurvaeletbe 6 років тому

      Paul West whos Sam?

    • @yourdangerousmav
      @yourdangerousmav 6 років тому +1

      @@MrAkurvaeletbe Sam kinison. Look up his bit on starving Africans.

    • @briannelson4472
      @briannelson4472 3 роки тому

      @@yourdangerousmav Pack your sh*t and we'll take you to WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

  • @SSHitMan
    @SSHitMan 3 роки тому +33

    3:23 Butkus says "I spend 2 hours" while holding up 3 fingers.

  • @ozzstars_cars
    @ozzstars_cars 6 років тому +7

    Pure classic Rodney, the best!

  • @dukeman7595
    @dukeman7595 7 років тому +359

    Rodney was one of the funniest guys of all.

    • @jasinere35
      @jasinere35 6 років тому +3

      made both movies of caddyshack more funnier to watch

    • @donquixote...
      @donquixote... 6 років тому +5

      Joseph M Rodney was like the Al Bundy before there was an Al Bundy...

    • @darlenevicars3988
      @darlenevicars3988 6 років тому +1

      Don Quixote not close Rodney was the best...followed by joan rivers..

    • @coyleigh5163
      @coyleigh5163 5 років тому +1

      @@darlenevicars3988 Joan Rivers? You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! Don't put a genius like Rodney in the same company as Joan fucking Rivers!!!

    • @darrylschultz9311
      @darrylschultz9311 5 років тому +1

      @@coyleigh5163 Audiences laughed at both Joan and Rodney a lot!

  • @oneheadhunter1
    @oneheadhunter1 7 років тому +314

    last auto mechanic i seen came from this class

  • @stevezarkov2311
    @stevezarkov2311 7 років тому +66

    RODNEY DANGERFIELD YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN EVER YOU HAVE NO IDEA I MUCH YOU ARE MISSED SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MarkyD1967
      @MarkyD1967 5 років тому

      Steve Zarkov - why are you writing a comment to a dead person?

    • @JeffCounsil-rp4qv
      @JeffCounsil-rp4qv 3 роки тому

      @@MarkyD1967

  • @lonesomedove7874
    @lonesomedove7874 7 років тому +32

    Best comedian ever....thanks for posting! 😁

  • @gregorydeutsch3530
    @gregorydeutsch3530 2 роки тому +5

    Glad I subscribed to Rodney. Saw this before and forgot about Morgan Fairchild

  • @MADDLADO1
    @MADDLADO1 3 роки тому +13

    I'm here on a very miserable, and lonely Christmas 2020, laughing my as* off after watching this.

  • @jeremyedgell9989
    @jeremyedgell9989 2 роки тому +2

    I love this!!! Being a mechanic and always loved Rodney !!!!!perfect

  • @jamesnolan9202
    @jamesnolan9202 5 років тому +4

    I haven't seen this one in ages! I always remembered the line, "You ain't using this car tonight." 😂😂

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 6 років тому +153

    "I'd keep ya after school but I'm afraid of ya"

  • @remessinger
    @remessinger 7 років тому +137

    Love Rodney, just glad he's not my mechanic.

    • @brainwashingdetergent4128
      @brainwashingdetergent4128 6 років тому +1

      Why not atleast you would get a laugh out of the experience thats a lot more than anyone is getting out of their mechanics these days.

    • @brainwashingdetergent4128
      @brainwashingdetergent4128 6 років тому +2

      Friend: Hey bud you get your car fixed
      You: Hell no but i got something funny to tell you. I pissed in the cash drawer and paid the toilet for the repair 😂😂
      Ok ill stop now 😂

  • @voices4dayz469
    @voices4dayz469 6 років тому +5

    I've now learned, by the end on how to be a mechanic properly, thank you Rodney Dangerfield.

  • @jerrybeloin7472
    @jerrybeloin7472 7 років тому +114

    Bubba smith,rodney dangerfield 2 legends

    • @Laffy1345
      @Laffy1345 6 років тому +1

      Jerry Beloin love them both...

    • @thersten
      @thersten 6 років тому +12

      how could you forget dick butkas. not a football fan?

    • @tyree9055
      @tyree9055 3 роки тому

      ...and Morgan Fairchild?
      👋😜

  • @petersilecchio4417
    @petersilecchio4417 7 місяців тому +3

    Love that Nova. Wonder where it is today?

  • @larrylomascolo6289
    @larrylomascolo6289 7 років тому +19

    70 nova is in great shape Rodney was 1 of a kind . RIP.

    • @B3burner
      @B3burner 6 років тому

      larry lomascolo >>> Weird to think that when this was filmed, that Nova was only 15 years old!
      To put that in perspective, that would be like having a 2003 car on the set, if this routine was recorded now.

    • @knowthycell
      @knowthycell 4 роки тому +1

      What 2003 “classics” are appreciated today?

    • @HIDHIFDB
      @HIDHIFDB 3 роки тому +1

      @@knowthycell the neons are getting some love this days, why? i dont know but zoomers are RICING their neons.

  • @NealVio
    @NealVio 7 років тому +15

    I luv it. Gotta love Rodney every time

  • @tchrisou812
    @tchrisou812 7 років тому +64

    Love Rodney

  • @thekeylifelessonsshow8125
    @thekeylifelessonsshow8125 6 років тому +11

    Genius and a true legend.

  • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
    @MatthewSmith-to1hz 4 роки тому +6

    As a mechanic for 10 years and all I can say is......
    This is 100% true.

  • @georgewettig1860
    @georgewettig1860 3 роки тому +2

    Off the charts! Rodney is still knocking em dead after 35 years.

  • @MikeMaxwell1961
    @MikeMaxwell1961 3 роки тому +6

    This is absolutely hilarious! Laughter is the best medicine and this delivers the goods!

  • @fred306801
    @fred306801 6 років тому +105

    The last gas station I stopped at they had the key chained to a hubcap.

    • @gabelopez657
      @gabelopez657 5 років тому +3

      Hahaha. That's original but makes sense.

    • @Stavros1977
      @Stavros1977 4 роки тому +5

      Lol typical gas station bathroom key 🔑

    • @douglasjackson2430
      @douglasjackson2430 4 роки тому +3

      We must have been to same one I also have seen this b4

    • @scottrussell6717
      @scottrussell6717 3 роки тому +2

      Not to bad.... I stopped at a shell while back and it was chained to a 18 wheeler rim... those are not light

    • @ernestoorozco-jimenez4966
      @ernestoorozco-jimenez4966 3 роки тому

      I got mad, cause I went to a gas station and the hub cap was from a 67 XR7 cougar but I couldn’t be that mad cause he still had it in his garage and it’s running lol 2 on the wall and 2 for the bathroom lol

  • @LucidDreamer54321
    @LucidDreamer54321 3 роки тому +41

    This is the training class for Pep Boys mechanics.

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 3 роки тому +7

      I wouldn't let Pep Boys check my oil, let alone work on my car.

    • @tyree9055
      @tyree9055 3 роки тому +3

      @@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 You sound like me towards the Jiffy Lube guys...
      🤣👍

    • @emperorpawpateen.9992
      @emperorpawpateen.9992 3 роки тому +1

      Manny and Moe don't know Jack

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 5 років тому +24

    “You can’t get there from here!” 😂

    • @steveguild871
      @steveguild871 5 років тому +3

      Then charge him a dollar for the map.

    • @Greg-xv9qj
      @Greg-xv9qj Рік тому

      About 50 years ago I worked at a mobile Service station I would use that very same line you can't get there from here The scary part is I actually had people ask me well where do I have to go to get there if I can't get there from here

  • @monickalynn4365
    @monickalynn4365 6 років тому +3

    I just love him since a kid! He was very unique

  • @socalsal627
    @socalsal627 2 роки тому +2

    Hilarious - and I'll have to show this clip to my husband -he had a big crush on Morgan Fairchild when he was a kid :)

  • @rjg7112
    @rjg7112 6 років тому +10

    Seeing Rodney always reminds me of "Back To School" and the triple lindy. Best dad in a movie ever.

  • @stevenborgens1390
    @stevenborgens1390 3 роки тому +1

    "I'd keep you after class but i'm afraid of ya" ...Bubba proceeds to sit a nearly breaks out in laughter. What a bunch of awesome guys. freakin hilarious. What did she say the TV Repairman??!! lolllll

  • @shaun5944
    @shaun5944 5 років тому +14

    I keep watching him and he just gets better, I love RD. Morgan Fairchild ain't too bad either lol 😂

    • @jrgilbert
      @jrgilbert 5 років тому +1

      Haha, no she's not. One of the most beautiful ladies ever.

  • @MichaelSkye-y3t
    @MichaelSkye-y3t 7 місяців тому +2

    One of the BEST!

  • @a1orski
    @a1orski 3 роки тому +30

    Customer: "Do you work on Japanese Cars?"
    Mechanic: "Only when I get a yen fer it!"

    • @r.ernestwhite7259
      @r.ernestwhite7259 3 роки тому +2

      customer to same mechanic: How good is the engine in my German car?
      Mechanic: Wurst I've ever seen!

    • @a1orski
      @a1orski 3 роки тому +1

      @@r.ernestwhite7259 I agree. But my Brat made me buy it! Peace!

  • @neilouellette3004
    @neilouellette3004 5 років тому +1

    Saw Rodney live back in 1987. Best damn show. Laughed my ass off all night.

  • @fredalexander5705
    @fredalexander5705 3 роки тому +3

    When I had my TEXACO Station back in the late 60 - 70s - - my famous warranty answer when a customer asked what is the warranty while paying the bill was - - - are you ready for this - - ONE DAY OR 10,000 MILES - - WHICH EVER COMES FIRST ! Now that got some mixed reactions from blank stares, to laugh, to Oh I Guess You Think That's Funny ! The last one ended up in everyone in the showroom laughing - - he was a good customer and great sense of humor.

  • @weldingandfab6484
    @weldingandfab6484 6 років тому +14

    "im sorry but u aint gonna be able to drive this car at ALL!" XD hahahahaha

  • @l.c.boogie1219
    @l.c.boogie1219 5 років тому +4

    “I’d keep you after class but I’m afraid of ya.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @karl1949
    @karl1949 6 років тому

    It's been a hundred years or so since your first performance ...and i still can get enough, in two life times maybe!?! L.O.V.E RD!

  • @gryjffrs
    @gryjffrs 6 років тому +19

    Rodney was at his best when being vulgar. He is also one of my all time favorite comics. Not only that, he gave many a comedian their start. I love this guy. Here's Rodney, "My wife smokes cigars but she won't do it in front of me." Why do you say that? "I always find them in the ashtray when I come home."

    • @rossmandell8734
      @rossmandell8734 5 років тому +2

      I know. She cut me down to sex just once a month. Could be worse. I know two or three other guys she cut out all together.

    • @stevemccooleq
      @stevemccooleq 9 місяців тому +1

      "My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I'm down to a pack a month but she's up to 3 packs a day!"

  • @michellehenry6773
    @michellehenry6773 7 місяців тому +1

    I love you Rodney! See you again soon! Xoxo

  • @MaxPower-yg1uf
    @MaxPower-yg1uf 7 років тому +243

    Im a mechanic for all my life.. this is funny

    • @sanansa4567
      @sanansa4567 5 років тому +3

      It's actually pathetic. That's why the internet is a great resource to stop scamming auto mechanics, catching them on camera, getting them sued and putting them out of business. Along with a lot of other scammers that offer other services.

    • @jinemon5866
      @jinemon5866 5 років тому +23

      San Ansa I started my shop in 2015 and I wear a GoPro and show the customer the entire process of diagnosis and repair. Transparency in my shop is the most important aspect of my garage. I even allow the car owners to watch me and ask me questions. I also rent out lift bays and assist owners who want to attempt a repair their self.

    • @sanansa4567
      @sanansa4567 5 років тому +4

      @@jinemon5866 Good for you Jin.

    • @donzimo2133
      @donzimo2133 5 років тому +4

      @@jinemon5866 most mechs are like you. But just like lawyers, 99% make the rest look bad.

    • @CLOWNBOT00
      @CLOWNBOT00 5 років тому +1

      I'm your 188th thumbs upper. Someone had to get rid of that number.

  • @MikeMaxwell1961
    @MikeMaxwell1961 3 роки тому +1

    Rodney Dangerfield = Comedic GENIUS.

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 7 років тому +63

    That's right, that makes it $300. Lmao

  • @panther105
    @panther105 3 роки тому +2

    Major respect, Mr. Dangerfield..!! And I bet you could have taught my high school math classes way better than the goofball I got stuck with ever year...!!

  • @jeffreythomson8068
    @jeffreythomson8068 6 років тому +9

    Also included Marv Throneberry. He played on the 1962 Mets, One time he hit what appeared to be a 2-run triple but was called out for missing first base, His manager, Casey Stengel, came out to argue with the first base umpire. But the second base umpire came over and said, "Don't bother, Case, he also missed second."

  • @Workerbee-zy5nx
    @Workerbee-zy5nx 8 місяців тому +1

    Rodney was king. Those sleazy mechanic quotes are still being said today. 😂😂😂😂

  • @justinrobinson9733
    @justinrobinson9733 4 роки тому +3

    The man is a legend.

  • @Dubsteppah
    @Dubsteppah 7 місяців тому +2

    Dangerfield was part of a bygone era of comedians that to this day, have never been matched.

  • @justicegear85
    @justicegear85 5 років тому +16

    "I'm ALL ALONE HERE!" - Lol

  • @terriecotham1567
    @terriecotham1567 6 років тому +1

    the type of auto shop Click & Clack say stay away from
    thanks for posting love it

  • @daddyosink4413
    @daddyosink4413 7 років тому +108

    Morgan Fairchild.... Still stunning.

    • @maestroofamore8948
      @maestroofamore8948 7 років тому +10

      "Still"? You realize this is from 1985, right?

    • @zeramin3585
      @zeramin3585 7 років тому +2

      THAT WAS 33 YEARS AGO

    • @maestroofamore8948
      @maestroofamore8948 7 років тому +2

      Superb math skills, zeramin. Kudos.

    • @daddyosink4413
      @daddyosink4413 7 років тому +5

      And have you seen her lately?!? I'd still lick it like a snow cone!

    • @maestroofamore8948
      @maestroofamore8948 7 років тому

      Fair enough. I haven't seen her lately, but I'll Google, to find some recent pics.

  • @spearfisherdave7460
    @spearfisherdave7460 6 років тому +13

    ooh, the "Firestone Complete Auto Care" school of business!

  • @josephdelatorre3751
    @josephdelatorre3751 3 роки тому +7

    I never heard Rodney Dangerfield use profanity. What a great comedian and professional. Rest in peace Rodney.

    • @zoidburg2975
      @zoidburg2975 2 роки тому +2

      He did at the end of his roast. "Actually we were meant to have bigger acts, here, but HBO wouldn't go for the fuckin' money, ya know..."
      RIP, legend.

  • @q7winq7
    @q7winq7 7 років тому +10

    Christmas 2017 - - - Merry Christmas everyone and Morgan Fairchild looking good.

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 3 роки тому +9

    I l4arned more about cars from my dad that never finished high school than most mechanics before fancy computers took over. Now you need a special computer to tell you what computer part of the car is bad so you can replace it.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 3 роки тому +1

      That is true, but sadly without those computers we would still have 8 to 10mpg and with 4 dollar plus a gallon being the norm, it would erase your wallet faster than your partner at Black Friday or Cyber Monday.
      The days when classic mechanics (myself included) could rebuild a 4bbl carb and change plugs and points and condensers are long gone. Now it's OBD II and at least you can purchase a Bluetooth module that will tell you error codes on the fly on your phone.
      That's a huge plus when you need quick and accurate info and don't have a Chilton's copy available.
      Is it a good thing? Yes and no. Because some error codes are actually engineering errors at the factory. Ford was bad for that in Explorers and Expeditions. Same stupid shit like emissions, cat converter, and sensors.
      Nuisance faults.....I could go on, but I do miss the days of simplicity. Plugs you could change, carbs you could rebuild, and a tune up with a timing light. Ahhh memories...

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 3 роки тому +2

      @@deathstrike I would rather have a six cylinder 1966 ford pick up I can service myself which is dependable and very cheap on gas (up to 30mpg) as well.

    • @steveww07
      @steveww07 8 місяців тому +1

      @@deathstrike changing points and rebuilding carbs is nothing compared to the complexity in todays cars. They constantly push mechanics to learn and get smarter. That old school mechanic stuff was elementary. And that's coming from someone who can do both.

  • @davidjunker2772
    @davidjunker2772 7 місяців тому +1

    “The problem is this bill…and don’t give me the fake feet routine!”
    “Hey! Look at that! A repeat customer!”
    😂

  • @jackjones3657
    @jackjones3657 7 років тому +5

    This is great! I've never seen this one.

  • @dsamnath
    @dsamnath 7 років тому +14

    What an hilarious sketch. Great.

  • @x.y.8581
    @x.y.8581 3 роки тому +8

    "You gave me an estimate for $100 and then charged me $200!"
    "Well Lady, that's why it's called an estimate!"

  • @robertrivasarroyo1174
    @robertrivasarroyo1174 8 місяців тому +1

    Rodney was an awesome comedian!!!!

  • @cperez571
    @cperez571 5 років тому +5

    Rodney the goat 🐐 😂😂😂 grew up watching him as a kid still funny af

  • @t.curran8243
    @t.curran8243 5 років тому +1

    This is so true! "You can't get there from here", is a classic and true Vermont saying.

  • @lesliechung79
    @lesliechung79 2 роки тому +3

    As a career auto mechanic this has aged very very well. Three things that I’ve tried in real life that has realistic results from this skit:
    1. You ain’t using this car tonight
    2. I’m all alone here
    3. Who worked on this before
    What a riot those three things cause if you say it to a client

    • @ronb1057
      @ronb1057 2 роки тому +1

      My line to the customer usually was $50/- labor to work on your car, but $100/- if you want to watch me work on your car. They usually left me alone and all went well.

    • @lesliechung79
      @lesliechung79 6 місяців тому

      @@ronb1057 I take on occasionally jobs that other mechanics have screwed up & the clients need satisfaction; usually they get tired of watching after a little not fun work

  • @michellehenry6773
    @michellehenry6773 7 місяців тому +1

    I love you Rodney! See you again soon! Xoxo😊

  • @elomarr6691
    @elomarr6691 6 років тому +4

    Rodney my favorite comedian! He shoulda gotten an Oscar for his performance in NBK

  • @billygiamou7435
    @billygiamou7435 3 роки тому

    "You ain't using this car tonight!" Priceless.....

  • @Jett-xz9vu
    @Jett-xz9vu 6 років тому +34

    😳 Last week my
    👔daughter, failed her driving test
    She couldn't get use to the front seat

  • @TheKurtsPlaceChannel
    @TheKurtsPlaceChannel 3 роки тому +2

    Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.

  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 6 років тому +8

    👌😄 you ain't usin' this car tonight!

  • @Grizzleback07
    @Grizzleback07 6 років тому +9

    1:12 I love when actors try not to laugh and break character. 🤣

  • @vintage_85
    @vintage_85 7 років тому +40

    Vintage nothing better then old school todays world is shit every which way u look

    • @jakeiscoming
      @jakeiscoming 6 років тому +2

      Perhaps you're wearing shit-stained glasses

    • @Nmdixon-cu7vm
      @Nmdixon-cu7vm 6 років тому +7

      Jake Coming no they’re right. All things acting has to be relatable in a art imitating life. The old school stuff nailed it. That’s what makes it funny. Today’s comedy is some fat land whale of lesbian bitching about men and why she needs more rights than him.

    • @JeffCounsil-rp4qv
      @JeffCounsil-rp4qv 3 роки тому

      @@jakeiscoming

  • @tampaman75
    @tampaman75 7 років тому +25

    you aint using this car tonight ha ha