My Neighbourhood: “The bus was 40 minutes late two days in a row, it’s getting so bad around here” Mary’s Neighbourhood: *this is after the first round of cops showed up*
“It‘s so small I don’t even know how it can think a thought all the way through” Mary I have TEARS. I always find something in your videos to make me laugh like this
Mary:"Like he is 47 months pregnant,with like Elephant Twins" Omgoodness Mary,you are just amazing that was Hilarious,I couldn't even stop laughing while I was writing this comment !😂 🤣
Thank you so much for these! I’m so grateful for your hard work and constant uploads. ❤️ Also, cheer mom and 40’s gossip ladies!? I so look forward to those
I remember when you mentioned uncle Joe moving in and you said something like ‘we’ll see how this goes..’ and here we are, with his two girlfriends and their little dog. Hysterical 😂
Aww, thank you Sarra! Madison, we've got this!! We'll watch Mary whisper away our woes, and we'll both certainly find people who can appreciate and share these quiet, yet very important, moments of our lives!!!
Hey Mary. Loved all the gossip (theoretically of course) but that cup and saucer are so beautiful and that long coat you bought OMG!!! Loved the videos.
Mary please keep blessing us with these neighborhood gossip videos these are my new favorite videos !!! ( second fave are charity sparkly friend videos)
If there’s one thing I absolutely love in this world (as a POC) it is a White woman who knows how to throw shade and spill tea! And you are doing a fabulous job at both Mary. Yaaaas!
How do you do it? You are truly amazing, you can pack 48 hours of living into 24! I truly appreciate that you take the time to share your life & adventures with us. I was watching another one of your videos recently, that was more serious & you were going thru a not so easy time; just want you to know that you are admired by your many followers, for all of your accomplishments that have truly earned thru your life, such as supporting yourself & boys, a career to be proud of, an internet celebrity, a beautiful home & interesting neighborhood & of course your 2 sons to be proud of, I could go on. Needless to say, you are an inspiration to us all. Thank you for allowing us to sit at your kitchen table with a cup of tea & share your day.
This right here is so relaxing. UA-cam recommended your channel the other day. I've only watched a few, but this one is my favorite so far. If theoretically you were to do another theoretical video with theoretical gossip I would theoretically enjoy watching it. (Hypothetically)
Ooooooooh Mary, let me tell you after the day I’ve had this literally made me JUMP with joy heheheheh!!! Love the drinking tea too!! Adds something FUN
I absolutely love your videos. I'm binge watching these gossip videos right now. While doing something you love, you are helping a lot of people slip away from our issues and give us some light and happiness in our not so great and sometimes painful lives. You have a great gift and I am glad I found you. Thank you for being such a joy and ray of sunshine in my otherwise dreary, painful life.
Frkn love you!! Big hugs from Big Mama aka StephopalOpal of New Orleans Louisiana of music and Peace and ASMR attempts..You look super beautiful in and out!! Have a beautiful creative sweeET night!! Best Wishes!! Super Respect!!
So many questions... How does one steal a fire hydrant? Who would steal a fire hydrant? What scrapyard would accept a fire hydrant off the street? Who runs such a scrapyard?
Woohoo! Love these videos! Also, I have been LOVING all of the back to school videos. I'm so pumped for your older son's supply video! Beautiful finds!
You and your gossip just crack me up, of course all this had to theoretically happen in YOUR neighborhood to make it even better 😂😂😂😂 do theoretically tell how everything turned out when you know!
Almost 40 minutes of gossip?? I’ll grab a wine.
Best Life By Brooke ASMR (theoretical)
25.30 to 25.47 got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfection is what you are. So bloody funny!
“He needs a separate swing for his gut.....hypothetically”
I’M SCREAMINGGG 😂😂😂 Mary you are TOO much
Love when you gossip about the neighborhood gossip you look pretty Mary love your tea and saucer very nice you're the best Mary 💝💝💝🐱🐱😴😞😀🇺🇸
Oh the “Theoretical” family, my favourite neighborhood guilty pleasure! 😘❤️ And I thought I was going to sleep! Ppff! Who am I kidding?!
Your voice is so so soft and soothing 🥰
Wing wing wing wiiinnnggg 🤣 I laughed myself out of my relaxation
I get so excited for these 😂💗
I haven’t even gotten to the gossip yet, I keep replaying the coat sounds over and over 😍
Yasssss love the updates
Does she have any social media?
Southernasmrsounds is her fb page
anyone noticed that she has been saying theoretically like a lot 😂
sip the tea mary
The 17 dislikes are from the woman John cheated with that found out they got cheated on!!!😀😀
my neighborhood: someone’s dog ran away and they can’t find it
mary’s neighborhood: *someone stole the fire hydrant*
Mandy Baker 😂😂
My Neighbourhood: “The bus was 40 minutes late two days in a row, it’s getting so bad around here”
Mary’s Neighbourhood: *this is after the first round of cops showed up*
Hypothetically
The four dislikes are from jane, john, itchy and scratchy lol
Mary Beth. 😂😂😂✌🏻
Mary bringing out that cup filled with tea ENDED ME. We STAN.
Girl... I live in Greensboro! I’m shook. What if the tea is about me!?
I'm from Lincolnton, NC. But reside in Florida
Did you steal that fire hydrant? I'm not even mad. I just want to know how you did it. Theoretically.
Have you heard of the wing wing bike
Lmao
Lmao
I may or may not LOVE your hypothetical, theoretical neighbourhood shenanigans! 😂
“I don’t know if it is safe to drink out of, I guess we’ll find out if I go insane”💀
kenzie renee same!! it’s 2:06am and i think i just woke my family up from laughing😂😅⚰️
Lol Mr Rogers didn't prepare you for that neighborhood.
Spill. The. Hypothetical. Tea. Or at least drink it from your cool cup.
“It‘s so small I don’t even know how it can think a thought all the way through” Mary I have TEARS. I always find something in your videos to make me laugh like this
That bit got me hollering so hard. She's too funny!
i laughed whenever you talked about the guy with his gut hanging out😂
Same hahahahha. Hope he doesn't know how to work the youtube machine and somehow find her dragging him 😭😆
Are there any bloopers with the sound of the wing-wing bike?
As a citizen of North Carolina, I can confirm it is like this in every city.
omg that thumbnail of mary KNOWING she’s ready to serve us some piping hot tea! 🔥
Mary:"Like he is 47 months pregnant,with like Elephant Twins"
Omgoodness Mary,you are just amazing that was Hilarious,I couldn't even stop laughing while I was writing this comment !😂 🤣
YES I love the (theoretical) neighbourhood gossip!!!!!!!
Thank you so much for these! I’m so grateful for your hard work and constant uploads. ❤️
Also, cheer mom and 40’s gossip ladies!? I so look forward to those
I can't believe Boots got a whole (theoretical) photo shot 😂
I remember when you mentioned uncle Joe moving in and you said something like ‘we’ll see how this goes..’ and here we are, with his two girlfriends and their little dog. Hysterical 😂
I. Needed. This. (I'm coming off of a wrenching break-up and Mary's vids have made for such great heart-break medicine.)
Anna USF SAME
Girl you’ve got this 💖💖
Mary can cure all🙏
Aww, thank you Sarra! Madison, we've got this!! We'll watch Mary whisper away our woes, and we'll both certainly find people who can appreciate and share these quiet, yet very important, moments of our lives!!!
Anna USF Thank you !! It all will get better, sometimes that is way easier said than seen but it will !! and I know we are both strong women !
Same. 2nd divorce and autoimmune syndrome
Please never stop making these! These updates are my obsession😫😍
If anyone is playing a drinking game pleAse take “theoretical” off this list
I WAS PRAYING FOR THIS YESTERDAY OMG (figuratively, of course)
i was about to go to sleep but now i'm gunna stay up to listen to all the (theoretical) neighborhood gossip!!
Hey Mary. Loved all the gossip (theoretically of course) but that cup and saucer are so beautiful and that long coat you bought OMG!!! Loved the videos.
😂😂 the names you come up with!!
Itchy and Scratchy lmao
Valerie Thomas aren’t these characters from the Simpsons?? 😄
Ok but the wing wing bike part had me cracking up 😂
Your humor is very entertaining. Not only is your voice soothing and vids relaxing.But these neighborhood stories Real or not.Are pure GOLD!!!!
Thank you!
"He looks 47 months pregnant with elephant twins" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
$1.80!!! Beautiful Jacket!!!😁
"A theory of a dog" LOL
THEORY OF A DOG. I AM CRYING 😂😂😂
The car is called a Karma Revero. It’s an Finland automotive company.
Girl that Hank Williams shirt was theoretically a crop top 😭
I’m a fan of many different ASMRtists for many specific things that each does well, but your voice in particular is soooo soothing.
You look gorgeous! Young & youthful. Thank you for so many of your videos that have helped my anxiety over the years ❤️
Thankk you so much! I'm so glad to hear it! :)
That coat is gorgeous! You made out like a bandit! The smell of suede is soo nice!
Mary please keep blessing us with these neighborhood gossip videos these are my new favorite videos !!! ( second fave are charity sparkly friend videos)
If there’s one thing I absolutely love in this world (as a POC) it is a White woman who knows how to throw shade and spill tea! And you are doing a fabulous job at both Mary. Yaaaas!
Itchy and scratchy 🙋🙅🏻😂😂😂😂😂😭 you should thrift shop for big joe xxl tops for 🎄
Yay I finally found out who itchy and scratchy are! Allegedly…
How do you do it? You are truly amazing, you can pack 48 hours of living into 24! I truly appreciate that you take the time to share your life & adventures with us. I was watching another one of your videos recently, that was more serious & you were going thru a not so easy time; just want you to know that you are admired by your many followers, for all of your accomplishments that have truly earned thru your life, such as supporting yourself & boys, a career to be proud of, an internet celebrity, a beautiful home & interesting neighborhood & of course your 2 sons to be proud of, I could go on. Needless to say, you are an inspiration to us all. Thank you for allowing us to sit at your kitchen table with a cup of tea & share your day.
Your amazing! Best gossip I’ve heard in a while (theoretically)
Thank you!
This right here is so relaxing. UA-cam recommended your channel the other day. I've only watched a few, but this one is my favorite so far. If theoretically you were to do another theoretical video with theoretical gossip I would theoretically enjoy watching it. (Hypothetically)
At first I thought this was going to be a role play, safe to say I’m not disappointed
I'm laughing not sleeping 😂. But I'm not mad about it. This is theoretically your best gossip video yet!
i need to see a hypothetical picture of boots
I live in Florida... they say the people here are nuts... but I think the people in your neighborhood have us beat 😆
Ooooooooh Mary, let me tell you after the day I’ve had this literally made me JUMP with joy heheheheh!!! Love the drinking tea too!! Adds something FUN
I absolutely love your videos. I'm binge watching these gossip videos right now. While doing something you love, you are helping a lot of people slip away from our issues and give us some light and happiness in our not so great and sometimes painful lives. You have a great gift and I am glad I found you.
Thank you for being such a joy and ray of sunshine in my otherwise dreary, painful life.
Camera lady : you gotta tell your dog to shut up
Mary : and I’m like amen
Omg I’m dying that’s so funny 😂🤣😆
So many iconic nicknames coined in this video 🥴
Every time she said “theoretically” i would laugh so hard 😂❤️
Me too, for some reason 😂.. But I don't mind it's nice 👌
Anyone else think of J-Rock from trailer park boys when she talked about the guy “Trip”😂
Love your videos. I'm from NC also ( Lincolnton, iron station 😊)
I just googled how to steal a fire hydrant
Omg I laughed out loud when you said “somebody...stole a fire hydrant....theoretically”. You are my kind of people Mary.
I love the thumbnail. You look so happy! Love these types of videos
Her videos are the only ones that actually put me to sleep! THANK YOU 🙏🏻
Frkn love you!! Big hugs from Big Mama aka StephopalOpal of New Orleans Louisiana of music and Peace and ASMR attempts..You look super beautiful in and out!! Have a beautiful creative sweeET night!! Best Wishes!! Super Respect!!
I must hear more about itchy and scratchy! Lol, I cant imagine being in a weird relationship like that!! 🤯
Always waiting for these theoretical neighborhood gossip videos🙏🏻♥️
I love this theoretical gossip your street sounds very interesting I would love to see this turn into a series ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😘
Listened to this getting ready for work 😂 I love these so much
that coat makes amazing crinckly sound !!! 😱 Maria please do another video with it ♥️♥️♥️
Girl, this is the funniest video I've seen in a looooong time. I subscribed for sure. ❤❤❤
I really hope your neighbors see these videos! 😂😂😂
I am so using doglet going forward! LOL
the Bocephus shirt made me belly laugh (no pun intended) 😭😂 thank you for all you do!
The guy that went to see the other person was like you kicking me out of my house I’m take
Your fire hydrate
this was perfect for my morning commute 😂 please save that dog from itchy and scratchy!
The shape of that teacup is absolutely beautiful
That cute suede coat makes some really nice sounds!
I live in Greensboro and I’m kinda scared some of the TeA is about ME
So many questions...
How does one steal a fire hydrant?
Who would steal a fire hydrant?
What scrapyard would accept a fire hydrant off the street?
Who runs such a scrapyard?
This just gave me a great idea for a roleplay video: "Shady Scrapyard Employee Goes Through Your Haul"
@@SouthernASMRSounds Yes, please!
YES! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A (theoretical) NEIGHBORHOOD GOSSIP UPDATE!!!
Love these videos they are so funny (theoretically) yet sooo relaxing, please keep doing these xx
Cásate conmigo
Woohoo! Love these videos! Also, I have been LOVING all of the back to school videos. I'm so pumped for your older son's supply video! Beautiful finds!
No idea what the gossip is, I've never made it past the teacup show and tell. Such a great video to send you to sleep 💕
so i watched this video last night before i fell asleep and one of my dreams last night took place in a rooms to go because of this video😂
You and your gossip just crack me up, of course all this had to theoretically happen in YOUR neighborhood to make it even better 😂😂😂😂 do theoretically tell how everything turned out when you know!
LMFAO!!! "he needs a separate swing just for the gut" LMFAO!!!!!
The sound of the suede jacket being handled is amazing
I really do love the way it sounds! 😊
SouthernASMR Sounds can we get a lil special suede jacket video or a cameo in another video sometime? Love and appreciate your hrdwork and videos!
I’m literally over here like 🤣😂💀. Why can’t you be my neighbor? We have some nutty neighbors too!
I love how much more southern you sound when you get goin' 😂💕
I almost screamed when I saw this!! I love these videos! 🤣
“Most unnatural bunch of mess I ever saw...” 😂😂😂😂😂