The secret is to always judge yourself the way you would picture the most judgemental theoretical versions of everyone you know and multiply it by a lot.
#dankness Me: I'm the king. Everyone: No your not. Me: Someone forgot the sauce so I put in the comments. Everyone: Forgive us sire we did not know it was you.
#dankness The villains: kills the side characters, and your allies, and even your family. The villain when they see you as the main character: oh no i am afraid that my accuracy has dropped to zero.
Everyone: *rally on why there's no Anime cats even though 90% of our genes share with them* US Genetic Corporation: Calm down, you stupid perverts #dankness
I suggest these animes to y'all >Ajin >Attack on Titan >Air master >Ao chan can't study >Asuka show >After the rain >Aho girl >Ao haru ride >Amagami >Asura >A letter to momo >Arifureta >Ascendance of a bookworm >Assassin Pride >Angels of Death >Big order >Baki >Black Butler >Berserk >Blue exorcist >Beautiful bones:sakura investigation >Bboom! >Beastars >Babylon >Cautious hero >City hunter >Cell at works >Code geass >Charlotte >Cop craft >Chaos child >Classroom of the elite >Dusk maiden of amnesia >Darling in the franxx >Danmachi >Detroit metal city >Dororo >Death Paride >Deadman wonderland >Domestic girlfriend >Do you Love your Mom and her two attack >Devil is a part timer >Daily life of high school boys >Dr. Stone >Dagashikashi >Elegant yokai apartment >Elfen lied >Erased >Foodwars >Full Metal Alchamest : Brother Hood >Fist of the blue sky >FREE >Fate/zero >Fire force >Fruit Basket >Golden boy >Golden time >Grave of the fireflies Grimgar >Ghost in the shell >Great teacher onizuka >Goblin Slayer >Grand blue >Golden kamuy >Happy life sugar >Hellsing >Hell teacher nube >Hinamatsure >High school of the dead >Hell girl >Hyouka >Hal >Hinomaru sumo >Haganai >High school Prodigies >High Score Girl >Hayate the Combat Butler >Ippo >Isuca >Ikki tousen >If it is my daughter I rather than defeat a demon >Inuyasha >Inuyashiki >In another world with my smartphone >Isekai cheat magician >Isekai quartet >JoJo bizzare Adventure >Junjin Ito collection >Jormungand >Just because >Ken
#dankness My friend: He's totally up to something! Me: Skeptical people are just paranoid individuals who have been lied to too many times and therefore have trust issues. My friend: *silent because she can't argue*
#Dankness me: I wish I was reborn in different world God:I will but you have to choose which world Normal weebs: Dragon ball Z and super as Son goku Veteran weebs: high school dxd as issei hyoudou
12:08 how to attract more customers step one: hire an anime artist step two: ask him to draw Eren with a silky hair step three: put it as an ad step four: wait
“Subscribe right now and you won’t get attacked by a...”
Me: TITAN
My dream
@@Mo0nikson I’m sorry WHAT
on that day belived that I WISH THERE WAS DAM 3D MAVENER DEVICE
@@Nickgurrgta I saw that shit
7:48 ? SAUCE
Everyone: *requesting anime codes*
Google Image Search: bruh
#dankness
#dankness
Trump in twitter: *tries to outpizza the hut*
Twitter: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE |:-|
well trump went againts the code geass that pizza hut ad that everyone likes
Are you me in a parallel universe?
( read my name )
#dankness
Anime people: Exist
Every weeb alive: Whomst has summoned me
Whomst has summoned the ancient one*
BYE- THEY DIDN’T JUST SHOW CONNY AS FOODS IN ANIME 💀💀💀
I mean that’s what she is 🙄🤚🏼
@@sammy._.starlight6510 AIZAWA NO!
@@Lilly_770 what? At least it’s not Norman
@@sammy._.starlight6510 WAIT NORMAN IS ALIVE
@@sammy._.starlight6510 I-
*me:* "chooses a male character and also being a male"
*everyone else:* Is it possible to learn this power?
ikr
I only do it when my parents are nearby
The secret is to always judge yourself the way you would picture the most judgemental theoretical versions of everyone you know and multiply it by a lot.
Nah man, I'm a male and i always try to choose male characters
Normies: (laughing in dumb)
imagine liking anime memes, oh wait my name rip D:
Damn don't worry nobody likes me too you will get used to it real quick
Just like your family
ur kinda cute tbh
*that was a lie idk u*
@@cursedbutter and you
*self esteem has left the chat*
#dankness
Me: I'm the king.
Everyone: No your not.
Me: Someone forgot the sauce so I put in the comments.
Everyone: Forgive us sire we did not know it was you.
*SAUCE?*
@@heathjake25 maybe
Not funny
#dankness
The villains: kills the side characters, and your allies, and even your family.
The villain when they see you as the main character: oh no i am afraid that my accuracy has dropped to zero.
#dankness
Me:bats are mammals, doesn’t that make Batman a furry?
Everyone else trying to have a normal conversation: why do you hurt me this way?
😳
Humans too are mammals.....WAIT A MINUTE!!!
We are all fursuits for our nervous system (:
@@GoldenOrderBS what the fцск did you just bring upon this cursed land?
How is this even funny
#Dankness
Aqua, Megumin and Darkness: shows a bit of their power*
Kazuma: i've seen enough im satisfied
One does not use a DIO meme while DIO is in the comment section.
@@StormWeaver9629 Sorry lord DIO
#dankness
Me: smells something good when I am showering
Me: starts smelling every soap to see which it is
female anime characters: this is brilliant.
saiki k: but _i_ like this.
#Dankness
Meme: reject 3D Girls
return to degeneracy
Me: You're goddamn right
*cries because it's already happened*
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Waffles when you burn them: C W I S P Y
UwU
Not funny
#dankness
Slice of life: *exists*
Me: WhErS tHe OtHeR sLiCeS?
Theres more than 1 slice of life in a alternative dimension
Not funny either
4:10 I had to take a few seconds but then I just said “oh that’s ganyu the coco goat” and lived with my life
If dying is gay, then Subaru is the most gay person in the whole universe
9:42
no one:
Me:*deep breath*
also me: GIVE ME THE SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:16 how is this not age restricted 💀📸
Everyone: *rally on why there's no Anime cats even though 90% of our genes share with them*
US Genetic Corporation: Calm down, you stupid perverts
#dankness
GOD APPROVES THIS VIDEO
Do you approve socks?
@DemonHunter120 No homo
@@nerden1549 Yes I approve socks
@@God-ve9bk Good 👍
@Sticky Duckie Cooker [REDACTED]
#dankness
someone: *plays your reality"
friend: that sounds nice who is the artist?
me: *STARES INTO THE DISTANCE*
O-0
12:07 that’s called a masterpiece
“I like you to,sharkie.”there protection
Now to find a pool of sharks
#dankness
Some senpai: takes a single breath.
every girl in a 3 mile radius: DOG PILE ON HIM
3:20 "20 undone assignments"
Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low
#dankness
Her : he's probably thinking about other women
Him : shit, i forgot what Memes should i type in memellion comment section
Bro this allways makes my day
"You wake up in the last videogame you played and this is now your life"
Me, who played War Thunder yesterday: *screams in Semovente 75/18*
#dankness
How to be featured in a Memelion video: just say something about being featured.
Memelion: that's not how you're supposed to play the game.
Dogs: bow wow!!
Cats : meeaw!!
Soviet soldier : suka blyat!!
#dankness
I died inside when I saw Eren's mom as the most popular food... and I support Josuke as a maid waifu
Me: *Dies in battle and goes to Valhalla
Odin: hey so whats this Boku no Pico thing i have heard so much about
Me: **LOOKS INTENSLY*
#dankness
Me: *watches anime*
Me *saw something that you remember watching a long time ago*
Nostalgia on Hentai: bonjour
"subscribe right now or youll never get attacked by a zombie"
me:"GLADLY I WONT SUBSCRIBE I DO NOT WANT TO GET ATTACKED BY A ZOMBIE!"
When Memellion posts Anime Memes:
Visible Happiness
13:10
Me, who had won a 1v3 last night irl: *chuckles* I'm in danger!
#dankness
Stella: *exists
Shizuku: hate crime time
2:45
Me: **Starts working on a time machine**
Also me: ANY ONE GONNA JOIN ME
#dankness
Friend: your waifu doesnt exist
Me pointing to truck-kun: well, i dont think so
7:14
me sitting in a corner:
Hol'up
11:36
Me who plays Danganronpa
*nervous sweating*
#dankness
Genie: You have one wish
Me: i wish that i can sing Nightcore
Genie: wait thatd ilegal
My FBI Agent: i see you are men of culture as well
2:12 emergency food
0:39 Tbh, Girls und Panzer got me into tanks. Cool show, a must-watch.
It’s been on my watch-list for nearly 3 years now 😝
me:*sends h3nta1 sticker*
my friend:why is she like that?does she not know how to drink?
me:how pure can you be?
#dankness
Same. My friends are not degener-idiots like yours truly
Nobody:
Me watching normal memes: 😐
Me watching anime memes: 😂🤣😂🤣😂 *WhEeZe* 🤣😂🤣😂
#dankness
Her: he probably thinking of other girls
Me:no matter what type of potatoes i eat it's mash potatoes to my stomach
ThIs iS SoMe WoKe AsS sHiT
THE CONNY AND PAIMON JOKE. PLUS EREN’S MOM. THAT GOT ME
FOOD~ 🤣 LMAO
Veteran weebs don't ask for sauce,
They knew it already
makes sense
11:31
Me who's playing Hollow Knight while I listen to the video: *Oh god I'm fucked*
#dankness
Me: this is the worst job ever!
Kamikaze pilots: hey I've seen this one!
#dankness
Shower Thought: when Michael Jackson laughs, does he say haha or hee hee?
Lol
Good question
Seriously though I need an answer
@@nitrofox9072uhhhhh idk
TELL ME
I'm so happy that Horimiya memes are already going around...
It's enough to make a grown man cry *sobs loudly*
Is that a Bloddborne reference?
@z3tro328 nope, it's from this movie called "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs"
Don't remember if it was part 1 or 2
@@omarkydevo6319 Because in Bloodborne, one boss says: It's enough to make a man sick
@z3tro328 oh that's interesting, what's the context tho
@@omarkydevo6319 Aah, the sweet blood, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick.
Why isn't Kirishima one of the four horsemen of manly men?! He is SO FREAKIN' MANLY! Ahem, sorry. Got a little carried away there.
Nobody:
Me: if we all die that makes us all limited edition
2:19 just appreciate that Horikoshi gave us Himiko Toga saying “I’m glad I came” for the Hentai vids
#Dankness
Darkness: Who are you?
Tio: I'm you, but stronger!
#Dankness Mom: Go clean ur room!
Me: Mom the Room the clean or should I say can you room the clean?
Everyone else with normal waifus: *this is brilliant*
Looks at my boat waifus: *but I like this*
5:56 u can watch 4380 episodes a year if u will watch 4 hours(12 episodes) per day.
#DANKNESS
My classmate: anime is a cartoon
Me and the weebs: time to die
*Writes in death note* it's done
Today I was diagnosed with recurring depression. Turns out it corelated with the uploads of Anime Memes.
5:58 that is the most accurate meme I've ever seen in my entire life *Not Kidding* lol
Yea
5:58 (paused)
I finished the entire MHA series (all 4 seasons) in 3 days, so I can confirm the maths.
#dankness
girl's bedroom: exists
door lock: adios!
4:09 this is probably one of the most wholesome Aether X Ganyu art I have ever seen
#dankness
weebs: *sees any anime girl* "i love you"
hentai artist: "i can make you love her more"
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ur in trouble, FBI found youuuu
@FBI hello fbi
I suggest these animes to y'all
>Ajin
>Attack on Titan
>Air master
>Ao chan can't study
>Asuka show
>After the rain
>Aho girl
>Ao haru ride
>Amagami
>Asura
>A letter to momo
>Arifureta
>Ascendance of a bookworm
>Assassin Pride
>Angels of Death
>Big order
>Baki
>Black Butler
>Berserk
>Blue exorcist
>Beautiful bones:sakura investigation
>Bboom!
>Beastars
>Babylon
>Cautious hero
>City hunter
>Cell at works
>Code geass
>Charlotte
>Cop craft
>Chaos child
>Classroom of the elite
>Dusk maiden of amnesia
>Darling in the franxx
>Danmachi
>Detroit metal city
>Dororo
>Death Paride
>Deadman wonderland
>Domestic girlfriend
>Do you Love your Mom and her two attack
>Devil is a part timer
>Daily life of high school boys
>Dr. Stone
>Dagashikashi
>Elegant yokai apartment
>Elfen lied
>Erased
>Foodwars
>Full Metal Alchamest : Brother Hood
>Fist of the blue sky
>FREE
>Fate/zero
>Fire force
>Fruit Basket
>Golden boy
>Golden time
>Grave of the fireflies
Grimgar
>Ghost in the shell
>Great teacher onizuka
>Goblin Slayer
>Grand blue
>Golden kamuy
>Happy life sugar
>Hellsing
>Hell teacher nube
>Hinamatsure
>High school of the dead
>Hell girl
>Hyouka
>Hal
>Hinomaru sumo
>Haganai
>High school Prodigies
>High Score Girl
>Hayate the Combat Butler
>Ippo
>Isuca
>Ikki tousen
>If it is my daughter I rather than defeat a demon
>Inuyasha
>Inuyashiki
>In another world with my smartphone
>Isekai cheat magician
>Isekai quartet
>JoJo bizzare Adventure
>Junjin Ito collection
>Jormungand
>Just because
>Ken
4:21 is my life and the only thing keeping me alive
#dankness
My friend: He's totally up to something!
Me: Skeptical people are just paranoid individuals who have been lied to too many times and therefore have trust issues.
My friend: *silent because she can't argue*
9:43 can someone give me the sauce?
😂
11:30 yoooo she got mad drip too that's *DANK*
Ara ara
You came fast!!
4:50 That Oregairu reference got me in tears of laughter :D
7:46 where are my sauce gods 😊?
Also the left one here 12:11 ?
Aqua in weathering with you🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm the only one who doesn't get these memes but still watch them
#Dankness me: I wish I was reborn in different world
God:I will but you have to choose which world
Normal weebs: Dragon ball Z and super as Son goku
Veteran weebs: high school dxd as issei hyoudou
#dankness
Anime when japan was invented.
business is booming.
12:08
how to attract more customers
step one: hire an anime artist
step two: ask him to draw Eren with a silky hair
step three: put it as an ad
step four: wait
#dankness
me: isn't featured
this comment: good day gentle men i'm here to change the future
11:37 me who realized I was in Minecraft : Creeper aw man
9:16 sauce?
Melty from rising of the shield hero
@@ShadowZ23_ demmm i knew her.That was a nice anime
1:22 *Its amazing how Top Gear memes are still relevant in meme culture after so long.*
WEEBS UNITE!!!
Ahh.... I'm a sock
#dankness
Roses are red
As I lay in my bed
The voices in my head
Keep on screaming
E
Wow.
@@SmilinqNicole E
@@randommaster7418 F
EEEEEEEEEE
E
EEEEEEEEEE
E
EEEEEEEEEE
@@nerden1549 E
On god, today I had a mental breakdown, then completed an entire semesters worth of schoolworkwork in a few hours
4:22 this one made me smile😅
"I like you too, Sharky."
3:33
I'm taking it to a whole new level because I'm in bed with a nice laptop and staying comfy. #dankness
#dankness
Mistakes will make you stronger
Me after whatever I done:
Stronk
"Console Gamers PC Gamers agreeing that mobile games are shit"
Supercell games:am i nothing to you?
8:29 this is some awesome anti-smoking add
Me:Tanks is cooler
Weebs:so you've chosen death
4:52 killer bee: am I a joke to you
8:40
Me: but what if she sold you coffins.
*shows hu Tao*
Happiness noises.
11:40 Me,who played We Happy Few:"Sigh..."*takes a Joy*