Jake smashing a champagne bottle on the new vending machine and then sets a fire, with the squad running away and Scully yelling it should have been me is the best cold open😂
I love how not only at 19:48 those in the holding cell were watching with anticipation but we're also shocked when poor private pigeon became one with the fan.
I'd like to think that's all the emails he got from the end of the previous day until the next work day. Could've been a Monday, so all emails are from late Friday through Monday morning!
The Dozerman cold opening is hilariously unexpected.😂 You’ve got to love his work ethic though.😉🙃 I love that the vending machine ones were back to back and I always laugh at the tarantula one.😂😂😂
(Side note) I love that Jake just was like-not weird about Rosa having a girlfriend. (Like-I know this is after she came out) but it just makes my bi-heart happy 😂
I'm afraid you're slipping. You put "The Pontiac Bandit Returns" when that cold open is from "AC/DC". Then, there's a typo. "Aptain Latvia" when it hould be "Captain Latvia".
Were there many hungarian writers at this sitcom? The pezsgo and valley and the hungarian sausage restaurant where Jake and his dad went. There were a few other notes too I think
This account needs a quality checker, or a few, these videos almost every time have 1 or more errors somewhere in it, and they are almost always avoidable - 17:56 the episode is Captain Latvia, not Aptain Latvia
@@Some_dude764 There's no way you don't know that what I said was 100% true! Watch the show before it moved to NBC, then once it moved it immediately became a woke agenda show... it wasn't a subtle shift, either.
The least surprsing thing is that after watching these cold opens a number of times I'll watch them again
Truly amazing knowing I’ve seen every one of them but still enjoying. I’ve started to try and recite it word for word
Read my mind too
In the same order too
They are always 😁 funny
Come on man, didn’t have rat us out like that😂
"Judging by the head to toe denim I'd say he's either not American or deeply American" is low-key one of the funniest lines in this entire series.
I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky XD
Not having the "I want it that way" cold open is criminal 😂😂
Tell me why
@@andmanymore ain't nothing but a heartache
@@toricor7317tell me why
Tell me why
ain't nothing but a mistake
I like how this was uploaded at 9:01 AM for me just like when Amy was late
Toby Master where have you been we've been worried sick, do you CARE to explain yourself!?
@@ghostslayer1981 You will tell us, and you will tell us now!
@@Paigeofmaces ......there was a problem at the bank.
@@ghostslayer1981 I'm just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
@tobymastergaming3793 Master, you will tell us and you will tell us now
19:09
Jake: The problem is you thinking like a detective
Scully: No. I'm definitely not.
lmaooooooo
My favorite part is Scully's immediate response of "No I'm not." when Jake says they're thinking like detectives, it never fails to get me to laugh.
I love the guy's smile at 27:31 like "yeah, I've been diffused"
Jake smashing a champagne bottle on the new vending machine and then sets a fire, with the squad running away and Scully yelling it should have been me is the best cold open😂
I'm pretty sure that at 4:32 it's not jake laughing, it's Andy Samberg laughing...
it is since most of the cold opens were improved you can here his saying joe 🤣🤣
It was indeed a genuine laugh!
he also called him joe😂
im not surprised how most of these have jake, he’s just that comical 😭❤️
😂😂No you shouldn't be surprised because he is the main character.
"noice, somebody's getting some >:]"
"it's true, I am" [29:58]
he was so quick with it, oml 😭
BONE!?
@@torgranael i am your SUPERIOR OFFICER, DIAZ. BOONEEE!?
@@fallen.star_cygnus BOOOOOOOOONEE!!!!
OK I NEED a compilation of every time they ruined/broke/destroyed/trashed the precinct.
Bro, Gina literally has no chill at 10:12. I always think of this scene because of her.
I love how not only at 19:48 those in the holding cell were watching with anticipation but we're also shocked when poor private pigeon became one with the fan.
4:33 was Andy breaking character fr hahaha that laugh was too real
Yeah pretty sure there's a bunch in this show that are actual reactions
2:37 i always laugh at how jake pushes charles out of his way
Hahaha I never noticed this
the oldest arrest is just pure gold
21:33 i was not prepared for that the 1st time 😂😂😂
Same! It's one of my all-time favourites.
15:03 Get back to work 😂😂😂.
18:48 Awesome.
21:50 Best Pimento Opening 🤣.
9:11 "No shoot, Pretty please. "
😂😂
"Show you father some respect" always gets me 😂 6:34
20:22 just love that the ppl closest to Jake pull out their guns first at seeing his friend in danger
Dont be a dum dum
@maexslg-at meaning: "First season I got problems being on the field, but I Will shoot you"
The “do you have herpes” during the STD open never fails to get me.
26:31 this scene is not real, I can not conceive of a reality where holt would allow himself to amass 393 pieces of unread mail
I'd like to think that's all the emails he got from the end of the previous day until the next work day. Could've been a Monday, so all emails are from late Friday through Monday morning!
8:09 another best gift of the year
The Dozerman cold opening is hilariously unexpected.😂 You’ve got to love his work ethic though.😉🙃
I love that the vending machine ones were back to back and I always laugh at the tarantula one.😂😂😂
4:07 I GASPED SO HARD BOYLE 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻
13:09 I think that episode is ac/dc not the pontiac bandit returns as written
Andy looks so handsome in the "Undercover" episode opening 😍
The "great gift babe" 😂😂😂
last one made me laugh and then cry. andre was an absolute treasure
The high five scene was hilarious!
Tarantulina jolie was a good name tbh
Fine, I’ll rewatch Brooklyn99
I love it when Hitchcock WOO’s sodium, gluten, and fat.
The "marshed mallow" is perfect 😂
Is it possible to get over this show? I can never.
She had a replacement hip with some serious torque 😂
i miss Andre :(
I love watching Jake terry charles Rosa Amy and Gina saluting for the vending machine
Ok fiiine. I'll watch B99 again.
19:00 seasons greetings
You should have added The Full Bullpen cold opening. That was hilarious!
5:38 SCULLY'S FACE OH MY GOD😭😭😭🙏
The Full Bullpen is still my favourite.
Jake calling holt dad is easily one of the best cold opens
(Side note) I love that Jake just was like-not weird about Rosa having a girlfriend. (Like-I know this is after she came out) but it just makes my bi-heart happy 😂
Best series ever !!! Thanks you love you guys
4:36 TF Prime Arcee fans: yeah right that's ridiculous (laughs nervously)
Watching this now makes me so sad Velvet Thunder will fly no more.
Or he’ll fly forever ❤
do you have harpies🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*herpes
@@kranberry3318*hairpies
Just look at jake pushing Boyle omgosh😂😂😂😂2:37
The high five Secene funny 😂😂😂
13:07 wasn’t this one AC/DC not the Pontiac bandit returns?
This series heist episodes are legend
Hahaha Scully it should have been meee!!!! 3:16
How about cold opens that get surprisingly more progressive?
Freee Candyyyyyy
Miss this show
Y’all knew exactly what y’all were doing with the vid cover 🔥
i Like how jake wake everyone up
Terry hates birds lmao
I'm afraid you're slipping. You put "The Pontiac Bandit Returns" when that cold open is from "AC/DC". Then, there's a typo. "Aptain Latvia" when it hould be "Captain Latvia".
I miss this show so much.
"are you guys talking about your oldest bags?"
“Because no one will ever believe you” took that secret to the grave RIP💙🤣🤣🤣
I miss captain holt 😢 ❤
Can't surprise me if I've seen them all.
I think your feathers are ripping. Gobble.
...gobble...
Its me captain holt!
23:14 why us no one talking about this? Im just curious on how that happened
“Do you have herpes?”
Were there many hungarian writers at this sitcom? The pezsgo and valley and the hungarian sausage restaurant where Jake and his dad went. There were a few other notes too I think
Boyle is right, though. Hemming your own pants IS cool 😎
20:23 Mr D? Where's percy?
Where was the “VINDICATION” cold opening?
That wasn't a cold open, it was the ending of the episode hahaha
my lil pierogi
Mafia Jake 🔥
Keep it in your pants
I wanna know the whole Jake undercover Mafia story.
I'm kinda offended you didn't put the full bullpen in
This account needs a quality checker, or a few, these videos almost every time have 1 or more errors somewhere in it, and they are almost always avoidable - 17:56 the episode is Captain Latvia, not Aptain Latvia
I have to ask, was the Cuban guy a trap for the lieutenant?
Marco Vamonos!!!
you cannot tell me jake didn't look his hottest when he was a Russian spy
Keep it in your pants
More!
Freeeeee canndddyyyyyyy
21 hours after post, I’m view 62148 , comment 51 and ahh
Congratulations?
Jesus loves u ✝️😁🫶🏻
😄
second!!
28:55 EWW not the most awful episode of the most awful season of the show
12:15 That's a genuine smile from Rosa , it's so beautiful
Last season was the worst thing I've ever watched, almost ruined the show for me. Fortunately they did well in the Finale.
This show was so good before they switched to NBC and went full-woke. It immediately became unwatchable!
Lol there's no way you're serious
it must be so tiring to be you
@@Some_dude764 There's no way you don't know that what I said was 100% true! Watch the show before it moved to NBC, then once it moved it immediately became a woke agenda show... it wasn't a subtle shift, either.
@@aceofspades6789 You think accurately observing reality is tiring? It must be pathetic being you.
What does “woke” mean?
OMG
i've never noticed how jake throws boyle out of the way to get to the free lollies 2:37
15:07
If only someone made a "shh!"