I actually recorded myself rapping that one verse in rap god and I sent it to my group chat, and somehow I actually rapped faster than Eminem And then I found out about Godzilla the next day and my dreams were crushed
@@axylotl1878 yes, i do realize that, i’m not five years old. i can play stuff waaaaay harder and better mapped than this, you seem like you’ve never played beat saber before
m p. Yo, it’s just a game why would it matter. And yes i play it, but that’s not why i’m talking, it’s just not good to show negativity life is only limited so make it last.
Legs: I only get 5 hours of rest. Eyes: What?! I only get 3 hours of rest. Ears: You’re lucky! I only get 2 hours of rest. Arms: WTF?! You guys are getting rest?
The Ninja organization: "We need to test your swordfighting skills skills first." Krueger: "No need. I can play Godzilla on Beat Saber with ease on a SS rank."
Me too! Except I was the epileptic one. For some reason my mom says we need to go to the hospital. I think she just thought the song was too offensive. 😃👌🏻
@@ajwaters465 You can see the video is sped up with his jittery movements, the note sounds are too short, visual effects and and the lights were too short as well compared to playing the level at normal speed. I looked at the video frame by frame to confirm this. And maybe the most important part, who the hell does a full combo video without showing the combo meter or the final score? Edit: as of right now, he privated the video
@@blueberraze10 WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 "Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭 In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂
@@user-cm6kx9cg3l Not everyone who said r/wooooosh is going to reddit and post this. It's just a way to say you didn't get the joke. It's just poor execution of the joke.
Doctor: Time for your X-ray because your arms are in lots of pain Krueger: Yah I don’t know why Doctor: “looks at the x-ray” your arms muscles have been torn for swinging them too much Krueger: I might know why
This is what was running through Anakin’s head when he was killing the Younglings
Daaammmmnnn
im dead
Jack Houston just like the younglings
Lmfao
THE SLOWER KILLS WERE JUICES PARTS
when lightsabers exist, it’s gonna be these people i’ll be afraid of
sidhuplayz watch kung fu panda and we should be fine as long as we’re immortal
Alright I got a plan when that happens we should all buy a cabin in the mountains and stay the heck away from those Jedis
Protosabers
Lmao
Master anikin! We are outnumbered! Me: stabs anikin* also me: stabs children
Eminem: has 3 lungs
*This dude: has 3 arms*
Andres Goitia no just extended lungs
He has 52 Meter long lungs
And I have 3 legs
@@brambo2k845 😏😏😏
So do all mans
2:57 Protagonist when he finds the meaning of friendship
Underrated coment
If afro learns ui:
Underrated😂
Ears: You keeping up?
Mouth: No way!
Eyes: Me neither!
Arms: Guys I’m scared
Rishi Jalukar 😂😂😂😂
?
Best
Eat your cereal pls
best comment
This video should be called,"How to train a Jedi".
This is how you train a Jedi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi did you learn how to lose an apprentice to the dark side from Yoda or by yourself?
Obi-Wan Kenobi Well, it's confirmed. Said galaxy far, far away has wifi.
LMAO
LMAO
Me: *finally learns the lyrics to rap god
Godzilla: I’m gonna stop you right there
I actually recorded myself rapping that one verse in rap god and I sent it to my group chat, and somehow I actually rapped faster than Eminem
And then I found out about Godzilla the next day and my dreams were crushed
Checks Animations F
Checks Animations I’m trying to learn godzilla
Beatsaber players: *Hold my s w o r d*
Man stop
My eyes: this looks easy
Literally every other body part I have: shut up
It looks easy up until 3:00
Yeah I was just thinking that I could do this level, until I saw 2:58
Same bro. I can do everything up until 2:57 ish.
Correction: 4, not 3
My body is like, STOP, YOU HAVENT MOVED IN 5 YEARS, DONT TRY IT
Imagine robbing this man’s house and seeing this guy making a rasengan without his vr headset
Biggest rasengam I'll ever see
꧁༒ Ðєαтн ༒꧂ this song is easy
Lol shut up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
bruh😂
@Abyss it's naruto
Everybody gangsta till the dude with the lightsabers has a spaz attack
🤣🤣 I woke up my daughter by accident laughing at this comment
bruh fr
2:57 me trying to slap the fly infront of me
ManicPhysco lol so true👌🏻
The game was 2 times slower...
lmao
You telling me you try to slap flies with two blades ;-;
Wow ur halarious 😐
I honestly don’t know which is more impressive. His six arms or Eminem’s six lungs
Underrated
This isn’t as hard as it looks
@@randomdog3041 U realise j have to hit them in the direction thr arrow says? And color? Btw replying to a 1 year old comment lmfao
@@axylotl1878 yes, i do realize that, i’m not five years old. i can play stuff waaaaay harder and better mapped than this, you seem like you’ve never played beat saber before
@@randomdog3041 ngl it is a weird pattern but its not difficult
2:57 Me trying to read the end credits of a movie
Bruhhh fr those shits go way too fast
@@roberto-pm7om ya
😂
Underrated comment man so true 🤣
You right 😂😂
Eminem: My lips are fast.
Krueger: Hold my arms..
"Hold my arms"
I'm just going to leave this here
wait wut
400th like lol
*wait... hol' up...*
ah yes, let me just deattach my arms for you
2:57 6 year old me watching my mom cut the vegetables
I didn’t know what in till I clicked the time stamp then idk why I laughed so hard
I don't know why this is funny
A
My dad cutting Meat
Lol
2:57 me trying to fight an enderman in Minecraft be like:
Fighting an enderman in a thunderstorm 🙄
That one pvper by like
all i see is sparks
That moment you noticed that the player your against is nutty at 1.8 pvp and claps you
Lmao
Job interview: „How good are your reactions?“
Krueger: Yes
*reflexes
AJ to the M well technically reaction speed is reflex
Krueger:Very
Job Interview: How good are ur reactions?
@@agurufemalebrawlstars8850 he just said "reactions"
muscle memory*
Beat Games: beat saber is made for fun
everyone: *exercise
*w o t*
*everybody gangsta until this guy becomes a lancer*
Lol
Lol
Thats not the only beat game with exercise (;
2:57 When you walk into some spider webs.
Aaron Chin firsf
OFF-ROAD boi about u
Roblox Tube You like to play roblox, you have no say
m p. Yo, it’s just a game why would it matter. And yes i play it, but that’s not why i’m talking, it’s just not good to show negativity life is only limited so make it last.
that look so true
when you realize he swings his arms faster than your crush rejected you
deep.
Teacher: pay attention when I'm talking!
Teacher when they talk: 2:57
@Crop Your Memes you've got that wrong, I can understand Eminem
When people think there funny ...
@@ggdfytfgg4745 *they're
@@Male_Parent dont remember asking but ok
@@ggdfytfgg4745 dont remember anyone asking to respond but ok
Girlfriend: If you miss a note I get to go through your phone
Me:
lol
What do you have on your phone
Me: You just pulled a pistol on a guy with a missile launcher.
I need to get just the fast part from this video and turn that comment into a meme😂 If it's not already used with this video
I mean we all know this dude cheating
"Imagine going back to the medival time and someone gave this guy 2 swords at the battlefield"
Ooff
Lol 😂
he will die in 10 sec
He wouldn't last a second
Imagine giving him one
This popped up when I searched “how to use chopsticks”
Now use them like this
😂😂😂
Google really needs to fix the goddamn tag algorithm because chopsticks has nothing to do with beat saber 😆
as an asian, i can confirm that this is how you use chopsticks
2:57 when you hear that damn Mosquito again flying around you
SR72 -
Mosquito*
@@zarco6832 *stop correcting people comments and just enjoy the comment
I hate moskitos lmao
Absorption _
Mosquito*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOO
Teacher: What's 1 + 1
My brain:
=2
did i ask?
11
@@alextheglowstick if no one spoke the world would be silent. Silly muppet.
I’m pretty sure it’s 11
I love how Eminem legit shoots a guy with a rocket launcher and no one in the background reacts.
Ikr.
LMAO
I'm just a N***a with a rocket launcher (even though there it isn't an R I don't want to get cancelled. UA-cam 2020)
Zombie apocalypse obviously
I love how big bobby doesent notic
This guy after doing the fast part: *Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed*
2:57 9 year old me shaking the wii remote
Nostalgia
U still use a wii
glasses boiii 269 OOOH
LMAO, IM DEAD OF LAUGHTER 🤣
Boxing nostalgia
Nobody:
Me with two cool sticks I found:
Niklas Ciesluk yeah lol I would pretend to be star killer from the Star Wars video game unleashed
I am the most random person in the whole house
They know whey : I’m watching this 😹😹😹
Same I painted mine into Anakin’s and hid it in my room I still have it
Eminem: *inhales*
Krueger: my time has come
You silly child Eminem doesnt need oxygen
Imagine doing this and singing with the song at the same time
My brain cells would go brrrr
I think my brain may just pop like a balloon
Everybody's gangsta 'till Eminem starts speak enchantment table
This is halarious and should be way more popular
My sword turned sharpness III when he started talking
I got Enchanted Godzilla armor, what about you guys?
Yea I got it it’s pretty good
Æhjuüïrė
2:57 Miss a note and I’m checking ur phone.
*this guy:*
Lmao 😂
GCBlitz can u explain pls?
Adlai Selorio his mom saying if he misses a note she’ll check his phone
@me thats the joke..
jesus i didn’t realize this comment got this much likes thanks guys lol
Imagine he messed up on “man stop, look what I’m planning” 😂
Doritos Bag that would suck
😂🤣
Rip lol
PrimeBreezy JUST A THOUGHT
Happens all the time lmao it sucks
Little brother: Dad said it’s my turn when you die. Me: 2:56
nice one
Little bro l’s gonna have to get comfy
I can imagine his face being like 😦
Imagine not being able to listen to the song anymore without your arms having spastic reactions
Sjoerd Hoogvliet LMFAO😂
Sjoerd Hoogvliet hehe 69 th like
LEBRON JAMES
That happens I was playing the box on beat saber so much when I heard the song normal I just kept thinking of the pattern
I hate that. It happens
This is literally someone when they don’t know how to swim
Bok Choy underrated comment
lmfaooo fr
Bok Choy LOK
2:57 Imagine ur mom who doesn’t even know what vr is walks in ur room at this part
Chae she would think I’m summoning the Devil.
I would love to see a face cam for this
master bator
just vibing
But didnt she buy the vr then
showed this to my friend, now he's doing the worm on the floor
ᥬ🤣᭄
Robber: Breaks into house
Kruger: *So you have chosen death*
And you still managed to spell his name wrong
2:57 me doing my homework as the teacher is collecting it
Cybz made my day
Lol the best comment!!😂👌🏻
you made my day
Wow he stole it from someone in the comments from the music video 😠
Jeffersonguy this comment was made before the music video came out
0:02 Your Main character when you start
2:57 Your main character in endgame with all the branching skills from the skill tree unlocked
Very... *specific*
ANONYMOUS indeed
Dragon quest
Chef on TV: now let's practice some basic knife skills, I'll go slow
The knives: 2:58
Straight facts
Lmao
Flash: My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest man alive.
Krueger: Hold my beer, son)
William Grégoire the fuc
@@Greg-qz1sf who's Kruger as in Freddy kruger
Isaak Klark XD
Who's Kruger??
@David Krahl, Krueger is the person who made this video.
When someone asks you your skills: well, I can play Godzilla on beat saber
and they'll respond with, your above average, the hardest ranked song in game rn is ov sacrement, it's dozens of times harder than this
on SS difficulty without missing a single block
Soulless 5 is harder because its o 4x longer than this song
Nah rap god man that would crazy
this pretty ez
Legs: I only get 5 hours of rest.
Eyes: What?! I only get 3 hours of rest.
Ears: You’re lucky! I only get 2 hours of rest.
Arms: WTF?! You guys are getting rest?
Lungs: what is rest
cathy milner is like don’t do nothing
Muscles: what is me?
Brain: wth is rest?
Heart: man stop
2:57 When your mom says you can get one thing my brain be like here's the list
2:57 Me doing the hw while the teacher is collecting it
Oof
Mad lad
2:57
Stranger: What’s Krueger doing?
Me: *He’s beginning to believe...*
This, this right here, is top quality comment nice job
This, this right here, is top quality comment nice job
This, this right here, is top quality comment nice job
This, this right here, is top quality comment nice job
This, this right here... is a top quality comment. Nice job.
2:57 when the quiet kid is reading out to the class
SorryImJayden thats me
😂
When the quiet kid pulls out something outta his bag....
That's me
@@AtlasVAL thats me
oh my god this was 8 months ago, time flies
Right??
@@Krueger_vr wHat TiME cAN flYY??
Here I am, 8 months later
And your comment is 8months old for me.
I like your funny words, magic man.
Sonic: "Gotta Go Fast!"
Krueger: "Lemme show you how its done"
Lemme show you how to scratch it
Hahaha
Imagine what his family thinks if they saw him just whipping his arms so fast
they'd think he was having a seizure or something lol
"ah yes, gaming"
He could have be using his wrist
Hahahah
@@allo8464 kinda the wrong vid to mention that in.
2:57 Mom: miss a beat and I will check ur phone history This guy:
With the power to delete you’re search history
2:57 me pretending to find my homework even though I know I don’t have it
Yo this man didn't miss one hit...
This should be a world record.
Who knows maybe it is
This isn't a world record, this is the best possible. Many people can achieve this
It's always that one hater
@@randomnick2641 not cuz he spitted the obvious
When it happens I'll believe it
i can almost feel his sweat through my screen.
Some guy: I can hold my breath for over 20 minutes
Eminem: *Imagine breathing*
the producer removes the breathing from the recording room st00pid
@@Christianla.5 what do you mean he has no need for oxygen
@@Christianla.5 r/whooosh
Eminem: Beats his own rapping record since nobody else did
Krueger: getting SS rank on the beat saber level
Twista has the fastest rap record.
2:57 the quiet kid singing when the teacher said “who can rap”
And I’m him
Ok
Galaxy Ok
Ok
C-c-c-combo breaker!
Girls: I hate puberty
Boys: *BEAT SABER*
SABER EAT
EAT SABER
BEAT SABER'S MEAT
im really laughing my ass off rn...
Klevi Vojkollari+ But girls play this too? Who made this retarded sexist jokes exist? They’re stupid and not funny
K i l l M e correct
I dont get
2:57 Me explaining to my mom why i need $50 for the "vase" i want online
I’m dying XD
????
when you're on a call with someone and your phones at 1%: 2:57
VMinIsFuckingReal방탄소년단 but then they don’t understand u and u have to say it at half speed
VMinIsFuckingReal방탄소년단 the phone when it dies 3:28
This guy: * beats Godzilla*
Through the fire and flames: *chuckles * I'm in danger
2:57 Me when I cut vegetables.
First comment using this time stamp that makes sense.
your better than chef 😂😂
Wow
Lol
Best comment
2:57 when 2 girls fight each other
6/10 no hair pulling
Lmfao
True
2:57 Literally every shounen anime protagonist when the main theme/opening plays
The Ninja organization: "We need to test your swordfighting skills skills first."
Krueger: "No need. I can play Godzilla on Beat Saber with ease on a SS rank."
This guy should be in *Star Wars*
Just imagine the epic battles
He'd be the Jesus of star wars
Choose the dark side
@@JustAKomiFan do you mean.... *JeBuS* ?
He’d be better than Rey thats for sure
Lol
2:57 Me trying to explain where my report card is to my parents
2:57 my little brother when playing to rough with a toy sword
imagine a random person walking in your room when you play this song!! absolutely amazing man!!
I showed this to my epileptic brother he likes it so much he's shaking on the floor
:D
ketokanon TK BERMUEL wtf
Sean McDermott it’s something called a joke
Me too! Except I was the epileptic one. For some reason my mom says we need to go to the hospital. I think she just thought the song was too offensive. 😃👌🏻
@@schwuischwui yea ur mom thought the song was offensive
Really well done! Sad to see the video of a cheater vent viral instead of this one :/
Did he ever admit it?
@@ajwaters465 You can see the video is sped up with his jittery movements, the note sounds are too short, visual effects and and the lights were too short as well compared to playing the level at normal speed. I looked at the video frame by frame to confirm this. And maybe the most important part, who the hell does a full combo video without showing the combo meter or the final score?
Edit: as of right now, he privated the video
Really
What cheater
2:52, when the spiking noise it makes matches with the beat perfectly it’s like angels whispering in your ear
I’m convinced he’s actually a jedi
2:57 when you try to explain to your parents why you got bad grades
Underrated
Nobody:
Krueger: *is an octopus*
The "Nobody" was an unessicary addition to your comment, and having extra limbs would'nt matter because you could only use one for each vr controller.
Bananas and the hardships they endure r/woooooooosh
@@blueberraze10 WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂
His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂
@@user-cm6kx9cg3l
I understand that you get the joke but chill
@@user-cm6kx9cg3l
Not everyone who said r/wooooosh is going to reddit and post this. It's just a way to say you didn't get the joke. It's just poor execution of the joke.
*Any new song comes out*
Beat Saber: "It's free real estate"
SPARTAN A98 underrated comment
dreading the record labels/corporations cracking down on beat saber modding tbh
@Destoyer Yeet its like new york Times puting every book as best selling
Tik tok be like
Better than Tik tok
I love the saber sounds it helps the song as a beat of it
It's been a month when I comment this ;-;
“Master Skywalker! There are too many of them, what are we going to do?” Anakin: 2:57
LMAO
L0000L
Lolol
Holy fuc-
LOL
2:57 trying to complete your homework when the teachers is asking if everyone did their homework
Someone on the studio: *Breaths*
Eminem: we don't do that here
You copied that from one of the jokes from Rap God
@@beatpop6116 he probably didn't. Just because you saw it dosen't mean he copied it.
Haha🤣
@@nathanielalex8168 he probably did copy it from somewhere because every eminem video has this joke in 1000 ways
@Nathaniel Alex he commented on rap God too so
This is so amazing
It’s so much harder than it looks which makes it even more impressive
Doctor: Time for your X-ray because your arms are in lots of pain
Krueger: Yah I don’t know why
Doctor: “looks at the x-ray” your arms muscles have been torn for swinging them too much
Krueger: I might know why
e
Deserves more likes
When ur crush says, "if you miss one note, I will not date you" 2:57
Atlas The Protogen underrated
*If you miss one box/letter/word
Current objective: *SURVIVE*
Its not like she'd date me in the first place
@IIEz0rexII and you are the least aware of your spelling
The clap in between the verses was so cool, it makes the beat pop
Imagine he's Holding 3-5ft Stick and Throwing something to them And he still Block them like nothing
2:57 me trying to kill a beez in my room
2:57 When I played sword fight on wii sports
OMG I DID THE SAME THING LOL
Ditto
same
same
Yuuuuup that's meeee! That's all I do 🤣👌
younglings: * exists *
Anakin Skywalker: 2:57
Thats too far
lowkey name lmao it’s a movie why you getting butt hurt
I wasnt tho
Nice name m
@@teddaisy8001 Thanks, stealing a vehicle is a nice name choice too
2:57 Gordon Ramsay starts chopping onion be like.
2:57 me when a fly lands on my burger
Yup
Lol
Yup
Lol
Nothing:
This boy hands on 2:57: ⬆️↗️➡️↖️↩️⤵️⬇️↖️↪️🔄↩️↖️↔️⬇️🔀⤴️🔃🔄🔃↩️⬅️↘️↗️⬆️⬇️⬅️↩️
Up & down...
And the mouth .....
facts tho
IIoMuDoPkA_TV reverse card
Are those the actual movements
Me: Explaining Skyrim lore to my friend who doesn’t care
My friend: Make it short
Me: 2:57
I genuinely laughed so hard
This is truth
Sad but true. Skyrim lore is my favorite of any game of book I have ever read.
same
I'm dead
Yoda would be proude of this dude he defintly have the force😁
Coryxkenshin: realeases a new video after 9 months
Views, likes, and comments: 2:57
Thats a lot of comments, views, and likes
I love you for this comment
cory sucks
2:57 imagine someone walking in and thinking your having a seizure
Random dude: Do you know the person who can move there arms at lightspeed
Kruger: Of course I know him, He's me
The force is strong with this one
Ahh i see your also a man of culture