TASTING BRITAIN'S LOW STAR TAKEAWAYS (Sunderland) Zero star Chinese food

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  • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
    @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Рік тому +23

    If you would like to support the BLOT OUTDOORS SHOW you can buy me a coffee (whaskey) You know it makes total sense 🥃🤪
    buymeacoffee.com/blotoutdoors
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    • @GaryG1974
      @GaryG1974 Рік тому

      Honestly before watching this video I truly thought a 0 rating meant immediate closure pending improvement, but obviously they are still trading.
      All respect to you guys, but there is a fine line between brave and stupid and I am not sure on which side of that line you are, because eating from these places can be seriously dangerous.

    • @dominic8520
      @dominic8520 Рік тому

      I know that feeling to well nothing worse than getting home to find out the whole order isn't there....... fuming I bet mick was f in n blinding off the camera 😂😂 u know it make sense haha

  • @bryn3652
    @bryn3652 Рік тому +169

    Mick has the ability to say so much whilst saying so little.

  • @marklongster2131
    @marklongster2131 Рік тому +27

    That was a risky experiment Chris. You know what Micks arse is like 😂 It’s great seeing Mick growing in confidence in front of the camera. Top fellas 👍

  • @snitty24
    @snitty24 Рік тому +17

    Thanks so much for branching out and giving us some new content. You and the Smickeroni knocked it out of the park.

  • @pauleverett7346
    @pauleverett7346 Рік тому +34

    For a little fella Mick sure can put the food away. 🍲😂

  • @adeykitch1819
    @adeykitch1819 Рік тому +22

    Found your channel recently after Grizzly Gaz mentioned it in one of his videos, now essential viewing in our house absolutely brilliant.

    • @adeykitch1819
      @adeykitch1819 Рік тому +1

      @@Lonewolf__666 another great channel

    • @customcutters
      @customcutters Рік тому +1

      @@Lonewolf__666 I like gaz he does a lot of the fake scary woods stuff doesn’t he ?

    • @customcutters
      @customcutters Рік тому +2

      @@Lonewolf__666 well maybe not fake but I’m sure he’s talked about ghosts which we know aren’t real and stuff but maybe I need to watch a few more

    • @customcutters
      @customcutters Рік тому +1

      @@Lonewolf__666 because I’m cynical sadly.if I could see proof with my eyes I’d believe

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Рік тому +2

      RIGHTS 👍

  • @kennethkennedy127
    @kennethkennedy127 3 місяці тому +2

    Sending love from the Scottish Borders to all Mandingos everywhere! XXXXXXXXXX Bring on the whaskey , Blot and Shmickle!!!! xxx

  • @LeonLein82
    @LeonLein82 Рік тому +48

    I love how you couldn't resist saying your catchphrases to the Chinese lad who took your order 😂

  • @gerryaddison8677
    @gerryaddison8677 Рік тому +16

    You two do compliment each other and another enjoyable video, keep up the great work chaps!

  • @BitsnBobs222
    @BitsnBobs222 Рік тому +10

    My favourite Friday night video so far. Definitely the way forward enjoyed it as much as the Sunday videos. 🙂

  • @darionmcneely8812
    @darionmcneely8812 Рік тому +7

    I love how the restaurants are just right there in amongst the houses. Looks convenient. Love the videos.

  • @jacasoasheland6815
    @jacasoasheland6815 Рік тому +31

    Why does Mick make me so happy

    • @Joseph90958
      @Joseph90958 Рік тому +5

      Because he's ompa loompa they make everything better

    • @Mark-cx8nj
      @Mark-cx8nj Рік тому +4

      Because you have a crush on him

    • @Gogohunter
      @Gogohunter Рік тому

      ​@@Joseph90958 shite patter

  • @martyn8128
    @martyn8128 Рік тому +6

    Love this new twist to the channel, keep this going! .. mick is a legend!

  • @KevinJones-bt7ib
    @KevinJones-bt7ib Рік тому +32

    When he read the order back he didn't mention chips, i noticed 🤣😄🤔

    • @MrTrig84
      @MrTrig84 Рік тому +7

      Why your some Sherlock Holmes

    • @PaulieWalnuts69
      @PaulieWalnuts69 Рік тому +3

      I priced it all up from their online menu:
      Chicken curry £5.50
      Mini spring roll £2.80
      Prawn toast £3.80
      Egg fried rice 1.70
      Chips £1.50
      Total: £15.30
      It doesn't list soft drink prices. But I'm guessing £2 for 2 cans of coke - making it £17.30 total. Yet he charged £18 and conveniently forgot the chips?
      He knew damn well about those chips, he was pulling a fast one.
      Stay safe mandingos, there's grifters everywhere.
      Also, RIP Mick's arse after eating that.

    • @Mulligannsgolf
      @Mulligannsgolf Рік тому +4

      Can's are more than a quid each.

  • @davidkinsella7624
    @davidkinsella7624 Рік тому +19

    This is the best channel going😂 Pure entertainment.

  • @johnfiler6448
    @johnfiler6448 Рік тому +12

    You can't judge a book by its cover. Very pleased you and Mich enjoyed your meal. Good luck to the Black Cats on Monday Chris. Thank you Chris and have a safe weekend.

  • @robodad_
    @robodad_ Рік тому +26

    I could imagine Blot outdoors and little mick go skydiving 😂

    • @thenono7851
      @thenono7851 Рік тому +1

      Yes. Has to happen. 😂👍
      Maybe 50,000 subscribers jump.

    • @robodad_
      @robodad_ Рік тому

      @@thenono7851 you know it makes sense

  • @Besty198
    @Besty198 Рік тому +5

    You two are hilarious . Keep doing what you do . Class

  • @acupuncturebythesea
    @acupuncturebythesea Рік тому +3

    Thanks for another great video, I really loved the look around at the sights in the area at the beginning. I’ve never been to Britain.

  • @tonyives7481
    @tonyives7481 Рік тому +3

    I actually enjoyed the video, didn’t think it was going to work as so many other people are doing it but it works and again you make it enjoyable 😊

  • @lynjohm9912
    @lynjohm9912 Рік тому +2

    Best show on UA-cam...cheered me up...brilliant

  • @danielvickers58
    @danielvickers58 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely brilliant these vids, everyone of them. I don’t watch tv or much on UA-cam but me and my lass watch your vids religiously every weekend. 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @0777cnut
    @0777cnut Рік тому +7

    Brilliant content , good honest review enjoy lads 👌

  • @T.F.T
    @T.F.T Рік тому +6

    Awesome video guys. Food looks decent too. Keep the videos coming guys. Lots of love TFT!

  • @carlwalker8665
    @carlwalker8665 Рік тому +2

    Best part of my Friday and Sunday relax with a beer and have a giggle thanks for all the effort you put in to making wicked content can't wait to see another fire in your vids you no ot makes sense RICES!!!!!!!

  • @Kal-el2016
    @Kal-el2016 Рік тому +16

    Saying RIGHTS when paying for the food… love it 😂 looking forward to more takeaway reviews Mandingos. 2 LICE 👍🏻

    • @doctajay376
      @doctajay376 Рік тому +1

      I shat myself laughing when he said that lol

  • @d.g.9559
    @d.g.9559 Рік тому +1

    This is a great content idea guys. cheers to the two of you.

  • @Windowgemz
    @Windowgemz Рік тому +3

    Love the content Chris...couple of suggestions...what about a sniffing of the food before the tasting and prices.

  • @fatmanfaffing4116
    @fatmanfaffing4116 Рік тому +1

    Proof your appeal is not about content but the content creator. You and Mick are watchable whether camping or doing something else. Great stuff and it does make sense. Chips with Chinese food? Must be a local thing.

  • @janetrossiter134
    @janetrossiter134 Рік тому +2

    Love your fridays videos, great start to the weekend. I'm having a 3 day weekend, oh yes mandingo!

  • @Stevenson229
    @Stevenson229 Рік тому +1

    Go on Chris keep up the good work! Loving the show bosh

  • @swoodhall
    @swoodhall Рік тому +7

    Strange seeing Mick without a massive backpack on.

  • @SoLuBrUs-_-X
    @SoLuBrUs-_-X Рік тому +31

    I’ve worked as a delivery driver for Chinese takeaway and a lot of people believe that a poor food & hygiene rating means the foods shit. It isn’t that at all. It just means the facilities aren’t clean.

    • @SoLuBrUs-_-X
      @SoLuBrUs-_-X Рік тому +4

      @@chucky2316 yeah some are right scruffy bastards 🤣

    • @SoLuBrUs-_-X
      @SoLuBrUs-_-X Рік тому +5

      @@chucky2316 I’m the exact same, if I can’t physically see what’s being cooked then no way will I order from those places. The Chinese I worked for used to makes certain meals the night before and also any meals that didn’t sell they’d save them for the next day 🤣 right dodgy fuckers.

    • @wullaballoo2642
      @wullaballoo2642 Рік тому +8

      I always thought it meant the lower the rating, the more likely you'll be shitting through the eye of a needle the next day

    • @wullaballoo2642
      @wullaballoo2642 Рік тому

      @@chucky2316 That's what I said, shitting through the eye of a needle is what happens when you eat from a cockroach infested filthy kitchen, the food could still be amazing

    • @SoLuBrUs-_-X
      @SoLuBrUs-_-X Рік тому +1

      @@chucky2316 yes exactly that. Most meat dishes could be mistaken for being for vegetarians with the lack of meat in them 🤣

  • @thebypasscyclist7373
    @thebypasscyclist7373 Рік тому +11

    Bloody brilliant! Even got some 70's porn music thrown in! (Apparently). Better than any coronation! Long Live The Blot!!!

    • @loquacious-
      @loquacious- Рік тому

      You know it makes total sense! Liceeeee

    • @jeffngill
      @jeffngill Рік тому

      I was thinking the same thing. 70’s porn music. 😂😂😂

  • @matthewsmith1180
    @matthewsmith1180 Рік тому

    I fancy a Chinese after watching that mandingo. Ooooh yeah. Lice! great vid cant wait for the next takeaway weview. Top notch watch. See you on sunday 👈👉👍 RIGHTsss

  • @Nevs-
    @Nevs- Рік тому

    I love this new little series your doing on the side! You know what I’m talking about!!

  • @sdj3559
    @sdj3559 Рік тому +3

    Love it great idea on the low star takeaway 🎉

  • @mrboonski1
    @mrboonski1 Рік тому +1

    Loving the unique content. Keep up the good work. 🤝

  • @mikj29
    @mikj29 Рік тому

    Mick's like a Chucky doll Mick presses button and Chris says oh yes😂

  • @Yagdrol
    @Yagdrol Рік тому +2

    both of them are lovin it! Rice!

  • @broadkamikaze
    @broadkamikaze Рік тому +4

    I love this type of takeaway reviews 😍 Great idea Mandingo 💡 😂👍

  • @HammersruleST
    @HammersruleST Рік тому +1

    Fantastic… all these videos cheer me up , something different this time with the takeaway review… You and Mick are class Chris… it’s great seeing Mick being more comfortable on camera too… keep em coming boys.. top notch, you better believe it is … Rice ! 👍🏻

  • @thechanneloffun3760
    @thechanneloffun3760 Рік тому +1

    😁😁 I have lots of problems and your vids cheer me up a lot, you guys are amazing 😁😁

  • @wicked-witch-of-the-west
    @wicked-witch-of-the-west Рік тому +2

    I think this Channel now really is like a sitcom, between a big mandingo and his friend shmickeroo. It just so happens there's some camping and drinking and eating involved

  • @murchiesmountains2820
    @murchiesmountains2820 Рік тому

    F@@@@@ class Chris😂😂😂..I’am in stitches..When Mick say and a Papadam😂😂😂😁👌🏻..Class in a Glass 😍

  • @richardpearson9337
    @richardpearson9337 Рік тому +2

    Great video, that glenfidich is actually 7.9 when I tasted it. So well done on that review mick. Good to see you both living the dream.

  • @lukeziemelis9384
    @lukeziemelis9384 Рік тому

    Another fantastic Friday video you both a true legends fantastic little Mick you both made me smile and cheered me up. Keep the great work up your friend Luke 👍🏻💯💯🥃

  • @armspac
    @armspac Рік тому +1

    A good way to judge a Chinese restaurant is to try their curry and chips obviously. Love the videos mate

  • @JohnSmith-sl1my
    @JohnSmith-sl1my Рік тому

    Another top vid 👍. Takeaway kitchens don't go there ha . Enjoyed the back ground music 🎸 2 RIGHTS . 👍

  • @15kilkenny
    @15kilkenny Рік тому +2

    This channel just gets better and better 👏

  • @Flokiwa3
    @Flokiwa3 Рік тому

    Nice one Chrisdingo, looking forward to Sunday 👍

  • @basil9983
    @basil9983 Рік тому +1

    The fella at the front of the queue must have had a big order in... He was still there when you went back for the chips 😂😂😂

  • @vaughnwilliams1208
    @vaughnwilliams1208 Рік тому

    Completely unlike any other video on UA-cam , makes me smile non stop 👏 the little fella is outstanding too.
    Oh I went past that windmill yesterday 😄

  • @paulhegarty8380
    @paulhegarty8380 Рік тому +7

    Schmickel dorsal fin 😂

  • @pea-dub
    @pea-dub Рік тому +1

    Mick! One of histories most important wordsmiths! His wisdom and command of the English language is unmatched.

  • @justonsullivan3807
    @justonsullivan3807 Рік тому +1

    Man the music for this video is freakin rockin. 🤘🇺🇲🗽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤘

  • @rayzerd77
    @rayzerd77 Рік тому +2

    Why, you're some pair of food critics 😂 looking forward to this one Mandingo! Too rights! 🥃👍

  • @ketzk
    @ketzk Рік тому

    Love these little extra Friday videos - cheers Chris for all the hard work, filming, editing and putting two videos together a week for us to enjoy. RIGHTS!

  • @rhubarbrhubarb7777
    @rhubarbrhubarb7777 Рік тому +1

    Class this like. Shmickled onion is loving that Chinese. Keep it up lads.

  • @staticskies14
    @staticskies14 Рік тому +5

    Can't be as bad as that "boiled" sweet and sour pork, Chris cooked in the van other video lolll :P 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry mate couldnt resist :D

  • @richardleek5549
    @richardleek5549 Рік тому

    Absolute class. Really enjoyed the laughs from this.

  • @davidhensman8617
    @davidhensman8617 Рік тому

    What was the music at the start of the video ?
    Love the idea of dodge takeaways too 😂

  • @Grizzles56
    @Grizzles56 Рік тому

    Just stumbled across your channel nothing but two mandingos in a pod, bloody beautiful

  • @KevT-o3n
    @KevT-o3n Рік тому

    Flied lice . To rightsss 😂 . Chris you and mick are class as usual. Look forward to more . Kev from Scotland 😂 you know what I'm talking about . Lice 😃

  • @damianwinter9950
    @damianwinter9950 Рік тому

    Oryt Chris what kind of factory do use work in and what is your shift pattern or is it just a set time ya start and finish ,was just wondering pal !!

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Рік тому

      We make air-con units and work two shifts, 7 till 3 and 3 till 11 👍

  • @dash1141
    @dash1141 Рік тому

    Glad I found channel, best of luck gents!

  • @jasonstouchbury9882
    @jasonstouchbury9882 Рік тому

    Hi ya as always love your vids your a true gent
    Love your takeaway reviews and little mick is a legend I hope and pray your channel gets 10000 of subscribers take dude.❤

  • @Boppa1260
    @Boppa1260 Рік тому +2

    Enjoyed that, looking forward to these reviews. 👍🏻🤢

  • @geewat
    @geewat Рік тому +2

    Saw Chris in Morrisons today. Had the look of "I just want to be in and out mate".

    • @laa4438
      @laa4438 Рік тому

      Probably buying immodium 😆

  • @davidmatthews6088
    @davidmatthews6088 Рік тому

    Love it !! . Yet again another top vid from BLOT !!! little Mick is a ledgend ! . Too rights

  • @freelancer8283
    @freelancer8283 Рік тому

    Excellent video!!!You are a braver man than me to eat that lol!!! Keep up good work.i look forward to your videos every week.Big thanks for your all ypu hard work

  • @BobBob-sm3sn
    @BobBob-sm3sn Рік тому

    You know what.. I fucking love your videos... iv been watching for a while now and your brilliant and little mick and Chris's.... can't wait for next episode 😊

  • @JackieNihil
    @JackieNihil Рік тому +2

    I cracked up when youse mentioned the takeout's name. It did sound rather sketchy to be honest. I'd love to see more of this sort of thing. More BLOT, more fun!

  • @stephendonkin5497
    @stephendonkin5497 Рік тому +1

    Good watch as always lads,more of these please

  • @HC_GUITAR
    @HC_GUITAR Рік тому

    I love everything about your channel! Because it is entertaining and you and the guys are real! and funny af! More power to you brother!! Big fan along with my fellow scottish mates!!

  • @abfan8333
    @abfan8333 Рік тому

    Loved this!! Great new addition

  • @Desmond.TuTu.
    @Desmond.TuTu. Рік тому +1

    You were playing Russian roulette ordering Prawns from a zero star take away…😂

  • @glencurtis3183
    @glencurtis3183 Рік тому +1

    Quality content blot 👍

  • @bencorrigan5915
    @bencorrigan5915 Рік тому +10

    Legend says, that the man in blue jeans is still waiting for his food ...

  • @juliemcgarry
    @juliemcgarry Рік тому

    Great video as usual, love your humour and straight talking, keep it up both of you, btw love the background music what is it? Maybe do a video on your music preferences at some stage....

  • @Fizzled608
    @Fizzled608 Рік тому +2

    You could see the disappointment in Mick's eyes about the missing chips and the hunger as you were dishing up the grub lol So funny 😂😂😂😂 Rights

  • @LewisMoan
    @LewisMoan Рік тому +1

    Yous lads make me laugh every time I watch yous top lads. Yummy kitchen is the best take around by a mile for Chinese. It used to be called swollow inn for years. It’s the same owner who’s had it for around 25 year mr shek. The lad who was at the counter waiting is the delivery driver. Yous lads must go back at some point and ask for the extra extra hot curry it’s like fire 👌 they also do a lunch time special Thursdays and Fridays for a fiver it’s very good. Once again Lads yous are top top lads. Keep it going 👍👍

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Рік тому +1

      It wasn't too bad to be fair but i don't think I'll be going back haha 😁👍

  • @tkocombat575
    @tkocombat575 8 місяців тому

    Funny as these 2 so glad I've subscribed 😂😂😂😂 r u from Sunderland I recognise u both

  • @stephenshipley2631
    @stephenshipley2631 Рік тому +3

    Fantastic video Chris,do more of them I really enjoyed it, I've watched loads of food tasting videos and you and Mick are as good as any of them, right.

  • @ZinkyTVaaa
    @ZinkyTVaaa Рік тому

    Great video. Really enjoyed it

  • @andyt3737
    @andyt3737 Рік тому

    You to are so funny together pair of absolute legends 👍

  • @Parabolix101_
    @Parabolix101_ 2 місяці тому

    class love Mick such a good character

  • @James15118
    @James15118 Рік тому

    Such a good idea! Class to see Wor Schmikle n all. I’m from just north of newcastle. We have some proper wank takeaways up here n all mind hahah.
    Love your content mate keep it up

  • @dentydent6423
    @dentydent6423 Рік тому +1

    Great that you are mixing things up mate,maybe 1 star b & b’s next?

  • @purplepoison271
    @purplepoison271 Рік тому

    My sons favourite food group; beige 😂
    Glad you both enjoyed 👍🏻

  • @xsirdavidianx
    @xsirdavidianx Рік тому

    Ho hoooooooooo yeeeeeeeaaaah! I Do believe it mandingos! It's time for a blot food review! Oooooh yes!!! Aaww!!

  • @kevd3046
    @kevd3046 Рік тому +2

    Sign of a good chonks..allways miss something out😂

  • @craigrennie5458
    @craigrennie5458 Рік тому

    Love this concept like to see you dovsome really rough arse burger bars on side of the road proper hanging ones keep up the good work

  • @ryangray2665
    @ryangray2665 Рік тому

    Claas man boys,a look forward to these every week,good crack man!!

  • @MarkFromDeventer
    @MarkFromDeventer Рік тому

    Why ya some cinematic film specialist!! Ohhhhh yesss...

  • @brentpatterson5715
    @brentpatterson5715 Рік тому

    Must admit I was dead anxious when you were about to order "fried rice"...

  • @Liamhirst
    @Liamhirst Рік тому

    Little shhhhhmich is class 😂 keep up the great work guys

  • @markp8581
    @markp8581 Рік тому

    Thumbs up on the meal music on this one, well done

  • @freelancer8283
    @freelancer8283 Рік тому

    I just have a quick ❓ what soet of phone di you use to record all you videos.sorry if this has been asked before

  • @AlanMETALMAN
    @AlanMETALMAN Рік тому

    I remember you both camping at Penshaw Monument a while back and not a fan of Chinese food, especially when they forget your chips. It did look clean enough when you walked in, it's the kitchen I would worry about lol. As long as there were no next day repercussions, fair play to them and Mick is like me, always happy when he is eating lol, cheers Alan

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Рік тому +1

      Aye it was half decent Alan mate considering it has a zero star rating but i wouldn't go back and order again for our family night takeaway 🤢😁 I wouldn't even like to think what the kitchen was like ha ha 😀 Thanks very much for watching bud, cheers Chris 👍