Was hit by a car and killed crossing the street while listening to Czarface on my Discman. When the Grim Reaper came to collect my soul and cross me over into the afterlife he heard Czarface coming through the orange foam of my headphones and instantly returned me back to the world of the living and switched careers. He’s now a bus driver for NJ Transit driving the number 13 bus in the north ward of Newark. THANKS CZARFACE!!!🎉🎉🎉
DZA I’ve seen shit I’ve written before and I don’t even remember writing it or why I even wrote. Doesn’t help that I’m an alcoholic I guess. Still strange to see
I played this cd in the background while talking to a bill collector they heard it in the background and closed my account of a passed due student loan balance of $27,438..
I was in the middle of getting fired and my phone started ringing, marvel team-up saved my job and I’m now the CEO of 3 corporations. Thank you czarface
I was listening to Czarface while at Tesla looking for an electric car. Unbeknownst to me Elon Musk was there and overheard Czarface playing on my Ipod classic. He immediately gave me a new Tesla, $202,033,987 transferred to my account, and put me and my family at the top of the list with being the first humans to travel to Mars in our own interplanetary space vehicle. Thanks Czarface!!
CZARFACE is an awesome group (get all of their albums, trust me). I always had Inspectah Deck in my Top (#3) of WU-TANG along with GZA aka "The Genius" & GHOSTFACE KILLAH aka "Tony Starks!" #ClassicHipHop!
This is fucking awesome (greatness) just like all of the Czarface Discography....I listened to Czarface a cpl yrs ago and now I can't stop listening...Thanks Esoteric......Hip Hop Hero's to the rescue...
Prince Paul did it first. Also, check out the Colbert interview of Eminem on Michigan public access TV. Czarface is some of the best, most creative music out there, lately. This commercial seems to have tried to do something other people have already done, better.
I owed the IRS $63,471.69, filed my taxes while bumping 'Sinister', I was credited $250,000 annually for the next 75 years, 800 credit score, and tax exempt for life.
ITS STILL AMAZING THOUGH....YEARS DOWN THE LINE, ESO HAS GREAT TIMING AS FAR AS FUCKING AROUND JOKE WISE....FUNNY FUNNY DUDE, STILL! WAITING FOR THE BUNDLE APRIL 15TH SHIPPED, LOVE THIS STUFF
Was hit by a car and killed crossing the street while listening to Czarface on my Discman. When the Grim Reaper came to collect my soul and cross me over into the afterlife he heard Czarface coming through the orange foam of my headphones and instantly returned me back to the world of the living and switched careers. He’s now a bus driver for NJ Transit driving the number 13 bus in the north ward of Newark. THANKS CZARFACE!!!🎉🎉🎉
After listening to Czarface my head started growing hair again and my hairline got fixed
why am i still bald than :-(
@@gregc7699 why tf did i even write that
DZA I’ve seen shit I’ve written before and I don’t even remember writing it or why I even wrote. Doesn’t help that I’m an alcoholic I guess. Still strange to see
@@HoweyDamus hahaha ikr
On the real,everyone needs to listen to all their albums. These are classic works
Fact.
I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer in 2021. I listened to Czarface during my chemo treatments and I'm now cured from cancer. Thank you Czarface!
I played this cd in the background while talking to a bill collector they heard it in the background and closed my account of a passed due student loan balance of $27,438..
#CzarfaceSaves
I was being arrested for vigilante justice but was playing czarface during the raid. Now I am chief of police....of the entire world
Why have you let this happen?
I was in the middle of getting fired and my phone started ringing, marvel team-up saved my job and I’m now the CEO of 3 corporations. Thank you czarface
#CzarfaceSaves
This is better than any Real News Network I've seen in Years..ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT..Eat your Heart OUT!!!!
This is the funniest interview by an Emcee I've ever seen I think Haha, this is how you talk to a clueless interviewer.
Esoteric Wanted To Back Hand This Lame Interviewer !
It’s 2020 and the world it’s on the verge of ending.. we need a new album drop sir CZARFACE!!
czarmageddon !
I listened to Czarface and learned the answer to "Why is Gamora?" Get it now.
Just one song is like pre work out.....you listen, and then your knocking down walls lol
I heard czarface and Lisa Ann appeared and winked at me.
I was listening to Czarface while at Tesla looking for an electric car. Unbeknownst to me Elon Musk was there and overheard Czarface playing on my Ipod classic. He immediately gave me a new Tesla, $202,033,987 transferred to my account, and put me and my family at the top of the list with being the first humans to travel to Mars in our own interplanetary space vehicle. Thanks Czarface!!
#CzarfaceSaves
The features on this sound amazing. Certified legends.
I listened to CZARFACE and I immediately graduated highschool
I’m here warming up for the sold out show at Middle East on Sunday!! Let’s go!!
I train with Czarface for all of my races
"Like pitbull" haah!
Lol Caesar Face ... too much
CZARFACE is an awesome group (get all of their albums, trust me). I always had Inspectah Deck in my Top (#3) of WU-TANG along with GZA aka "The Genius" & GHOSTFACE KILLAH aka "Tony Starks!" #ClassicHipHop!
Go to bed with a Julien Edelman and wake up with a Patrick Ewing.......classic!!!!!
I listen to CZARFACE all the time and have never had an issue with eating gluten. Not a coincidence.
I love the 3rd Bass Shirt.
This is gold.
I need that Czarmosis asap son
Gold Eso. cant wait for june 16!! (and the benefits) ha. Respect.
CZARFACE cured my dyspareunia! Thanks CZARFACE!
Got this today, listened to it front to back during my run. Shaved 5 minutes off my 10K time. Shit is A-MA-ZING bruddaH!
Holy shit, this is pretty funny.
Listened to Czarface and all 4 wisdom teeth extracted themselves
Im sold!
Eso is dope as fuck live!
Shit is so funny! Album is banging! If you ain't got it yet...what you waiting for!?!!!
Next album should be Masta Ace and Esoteric full album
This is the best hip hop for the new era ! Period they have fun they give it all your welcome
I live in Tasmania Australia it grows
Doom and Czarface a bromance before Corona hit.
Czarface cured my depression in just 12 years!
Yo 5:02 they had to of done that cut mad times from busting out in laughter. Shit had me in stitches 😂👏👏👏
this so amazing I been listening to this dude since rebel alliance came out and now he's funny to oh my God
"Just one song can knock walls down"
This is fucking awesome (greatness) just like all of the Czarface Discography....I listened to Czarface a cpl yrs ago and now I can't stop listening...Thanks Esoteric......Hip Hop Hero's to the rescue...
LOL This shit is dope! See yall in Dallas Homie. Respect.
Dude is ill and dope as fuck man shit is mind blowing
Got the album pre ordered. Love this video! xD
Czarface =Legendary
Czarface)>Legendary
Czarface taught me how to crane kick.
#czarmosis
played CZARFACE and all my student loan got taken care of!
how many sets you got left......I'm listening to czarface so all of them
Czarface cured my Trump derangement syndrom
#CzarfaceSaves
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how long has galactus been in marvel comics " .
Oh shit! Czarface!!!
i'm worldwide, like pitbull Kappa
Once I was done with the first Czarface album my gout went away and so did my erectile dysfunction. Miracle drug.
Prince Paul did it first. Also, check out the Colbert interview of Eminem on Michigan public access TV. Czarface is some of the best, most creative music out there, lately. This commercial seems to have tried to do something other people have already done, better.
Esoteric's Czarface Infomercial www.ok-tho.com/2015/06/esoterics-czarface-infomercial.html
👑Czarface Is King💣 !
This is a fuckin riot
I listened to czarface and now I’m 6 foot
shit imma start listening more
I played this CD during an argument with my missus and she apologized.
Czarface 👑
fresh
Can You Get Inspeckdah Deck To Interview Esoteric Please !
I gotta meet up wit gee zee aye
Czarface DOOM
The script read for this must of been great
How many people tried to call the number? Lol!
I'll confirm czarface let's me push for more reps in the gym
Since I’ve bought all czarface albums I’ve been larger than god and have now illness
No lie czarface upgraded my software
I owed the IRS $63,471.69, filed my taxes while bumping 'Sinister', I was credited $250,000 annually for the next 75 years, 800 credit score, and tax exempt for life.
every hero
needs a villain
This shits actually funny as fuck
Czarface cured me too
how many CZARFACE albums are there? I keep findin them shits lol
I think 13 but don’t quote me. But if “you want a pissing contest, I’m fully hydrated!”
“Who is this Cesar Face guy?”
However, Czarface does have the powers and stuff.
CZARMOSIS!!!
This thing is so fake love it
ITS STILL AMAZING THOUGH....YEARS DOWN THE LINE, ESO HAS GREAT TIMING AS FAR AS FUCKING AROUND JOKE WISE....FUNNY FUNNY DUDE, STILL! WAITING FOR THE BUNDLE APRIL 15TH SHIPPED, LOVE THIS STUFF
FRANKLIN BENJAMIN what even is it
FRANKLIN BENJAMIN a bundle of fake crap? No thanks bob jones
Does the vinyl you buy on Amazon come with the comic book?
Amasing album.hes a fucking nuts mc.
Czarlac pit is that shit.
Hahaha Michael Alden sounds like a FOX News Correspondent with Sean Hannity!!!
props to esoteric for going on this show
lmao
wut....
DOPE! :D
This was funny af
I never understood why they say czarface when it is c sar, any ideas?
romany harman a czar is a ruler and its pronounce (zar)
I'm surprised this Mike guy did not get knocked the Fuck Out by Esoteric !!!
this interview is fucking hilarious is this a fucking joke? LOOOL
maybe you two masks man ,
what if one falls off ! ?
And his beats are grimmie
hahaha Eso all day.
Czarmosis is what we call it lol
Funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute
Caesar face 😂
So who’s ceasar face? 😆
This is joke and the acting from both parties are Oscar wining performances because at first I thought this was real!!!
Lol yes man yes!
hilarious