Every Mario Kart Player EVER
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
- Mario Kart brings a lot of crazy personalities to game night. Lets discuss.
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Ahhhh you've found the secret room. Here is your reward. It'll help you dominate everyone at the next game night: • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe | ... - Фільми й анімація
The fact that it is indeed every Mario Kart player ever astonishes me.
I have mk8 and I barely play it. This video made me realize that plating on 50cc all the time is maybe why I don't play. He left that person out. Lol
i love your art style swoozie, thank you so much for entertaining me through childhood into my teenage years. you’ve helped me through a lot 💗💗
Hey hej, pane bestie, vzpomeňte si, když jsme se vystříkli danny joined
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi kaomi ma ka'u wikiō hou loa
Lol.... what the hell am I doing at the :17 second mark... I look insane!
lol I didn’t even notice it until u pointed it out!
Bahaha This was the best Easter Egg! I didn't even notice that was you, Alex!
This not only explains every Mario Kart Player, but just all gamers in general to be honest 😂🤣
got so happy seeing all the og youtubers in the clips 😭😭😭
so fun that ya'll still do chill hangs after like 15+ years of collabs and content creation on the platform.
That last little bit was so cute and wholesome out of no where 😭💕
Question for y’all before the video drops, did you know Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has a meta? According to all the visible and hidden stats in the game, the most optimal all around combo is Birdo/Yoshi, Teddy Buggy, Roller wheels and Cloud Glider.
Also, Daisy, Peach, Peachette, Birdo, and Yoshi all have the same stats; the Teddy Buggy and Cat Cruiser all have the same stats (and the comet and Yoshi but inside drift sucks here), Rollers/Azure rollers are the same (both are obviously rollers because it is in their name), and paper, cloud, parachute, and flower glider all have the same stats, but the paper one is most optimal so you can see behind you better (and could too but I prefer the Paper one now)
Ohhh???
@@pwrwq These also work too. There’s an entire competitive community for this game, which I think is really cool
@@YungNC7 and I'm in it! (i suck at it tho)
@@pwrwq Yoo! Respect. I would play MK more seriously, but I play competitive Splatoon
As soon as Swoozie mentioned retro gamer, I literally said, "Yup! There it is!" Retro gamer is 100% accurate to me with little bit of a Scoob. But here's the thing, racing games are my favorite genre of video games. For example, when it comes to Crash Team Racing (PS1) or Crash Nitro Kart (PS2), I have no issue in playing and being good. But when it comes to Mario Kart, it's like I'm a little kid that's learning it for the first time.
had a smile on my face throughout this whole thing
Same 😊
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi kaomi ma ka'u wikiō hou loa
lol this is accurate
The room exploding at the end of the race the other night was entertaining to watch ngl
It is!
Swooze not realizing the further back you are the better items you get is such a scoob moment
"My controller isn't working! It's drifting so bad!"
-The complainer on a controller that i used perfectly fine 5 minutes ago
This video feels real personal Swooz😭😭
Swoozie drops on my birthday?
Wishes for come true
Hbday brother
Bro, this is the realest video you've ever made, lol. I've seen all of these and been some
As a lover of chaos, liking to play in 200CC puts you automatically under Chaotic Evil on the alignment chart.
Yoyoyo, we forgot, the chill guy. He pretty good at the game. He dont never score below 3rd place, he dont rub it in your face when he win, he say his ggs when its over, he a good, and overall fun person to play mario kart with.
I’m some kind of hybrid of Saboteur and UC. I’m good enough to smoke people who don’t regularly play, but once I get around real pros all I can really do is cause chaos and try to have fun 😂😂
Broooo sameee 😂
I loved it Swoozie! Especially the last part "when you are riding almost the perfect race and then you are getting hit with EVERYTHING! 😄😄.
You just got mariokarted
I miss game night with friends. I've always been a shy person who doesn't make new friends often but I used to have a small group of friends and every Sunday we would get together for Dungeons and dragons or play Rock band, Halo or Soul Caliber. But it always involved Pizza and copious amounts of caffeine. This video makes me remember those times and sad they're they don't happen anymore. Good memories.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when you wake up to a new swoozie video!
Peach/Yoshi + Teddy Buggy + Roller Wheels + Cloud Glider = Professional
The fact that im every single one of these combined into one. It's amazing how many different types there are, it's amazing 💯🔥
The thing that happens when you're doing really well the first two laps and then the third you get hit with every item under the sun, i call that "getting mario karted" it's part of the Mario Kart experience.
When teachers say quality over quantity, swoozie is what they mean
I gotta start playing Mario kart now, AGAIN. Learn all the tips, tricks, and shortcuts.
This was another really good video, Swoozie 👍 Great job my man 👌
Next time when I go to a Mario kart game night I’ll look for these people.
Swoozie been mad consistent lately love to see it!!!
Nice story today. I loved how all of this had a nice message at the end. God bless you swoozie loving the content
Honestly this is all so relatable, i just had my birthday and we played 2 rounds of 48 courses, that’s right…. All 96 courses (originals+dlc)
I hit the conclusion I am a newbie/lurker lol but after watching two games, I’m a pro in my mind 😅
I swear, Mario Kart can either make or break friendships
So true. The friendships usually get repaired by the next day somehow. Overcooked on the other hand…
No, that’s definitely Mario party lol
This is accurate as hell. This video was hella entertaining lol.
Mario Kart is defiantly a preparation of life in a nut shell
Definitely the shy guy/Saboteur hybrid 😂😂😂
Already know this thing going be all facts
swoozie always be droppin facts
im gonna shit my pants waiting for this video. I'm not pooping till it premieres
lol watch me be asleep when it goes up
I'm the lurker but with food. Bring a peace offering and observe.
Swoozie got me with the “NARC’s”, seriously!😂😅😂
I swear all of my childhood UA-camrs where In this video
You forgot the player that says "I havent played this game in so long" over and over again
Guilty of being the "Retro Gamer", MK64 is my jam.
Who’s gonna tell my mans that 12:59am is almost an hour after midnight 😭
This is so funny sWooZie, keep it up!
This was literally perfect
The ending though, i hate being stunned when the finish line is JUST THERE!
most real video ive watched in a good while
I resonate with the N64 one so much 😅
I am the Shy Guy/Saboteur combo 😂
Same 😅
Me: No Swoozie, don't do my boy Jimmy dirty!
Jimmy: ~*jumps on the table to flex*~
Me: I apologize, proceed
Swoozie makes me wanna play mario 😂
My family's Christmas party tradition is supersmash bros & Mario Kart! I like the live clips of friends playing, looks like a great time!
"you've trained for this"
Me who quits the game everytime i lose: i guess my time is coming soon, huh?
Now this is some relatable stuff! In college this was how I learned to be so good in Smash Bros Melee lol
swooz. you legit summarized the history and players of all mario kart . for lyfeee respect.
Happily shy guy, don’t even leave the house, they put me on zoom call with speaker on.
Thank you for another video 🤘🏻
Totally doing some game nights this year!
2:48, ayeee shoutout lenarrr
Why is this the most accurate thing ever
The sandbagger stays back like third place to try to pick up that good item to slam out the win.
I love Mario kart thank you for making this video
I'm literally the shyguy archetype... but not only for game night, that's my natural state now.
Same, my convos be so short
I was just about to look that up, thanks for the link lol
Yo swoozie your monthly update😭😭and thx for all the advice you gave us, you are a real one✊🏾
Bro was on a mission to collect this data
I swear every time I go on a swoozie binge he drops a vid
Damn it Swoozie 😂 you made me spit out my toothpaste from the Roger Rabbit Harlem shaking😂😂
Jimmy Wong being the best kart player Swooz knows is the VGHS sequel I never knew I needed.
Long live the Drift King.
2 episodes in 3 weeks. Goat
Mario Kart giving op items to "Scoobs" is no coincidence.
The game is programmed so that players near the back of the pack will get RIDICULOUS items to try and help them have a fighting chance.
There is literally a strategy in the game where really good players will deliberately fall back so they can get amazing items and then blast their way to first place and then some.
Brought back the I been out here gettin this paper
0:22
Sunny at 12:59 AM and then dark at 1PM
A whole 12 hour difference lol
Swoozie you’re the best! 😂
as an avid mario kart player, this is my fav video you’ve made🥹
4:22-4:55 He knows too much about me
That is the worst pain known to man, when you think you have the win in the bag and then that chaos comes out of nowhere
"Mario Kart is an anology for life"😅😅😅
You've always got the person that picks the same character and kart every single time. I remember on mkwii my friend always picked peach on the mach bike. Nothing else.
I’ve gotten 3 animators in one day this is excellent.
The shy guy was just high😭
The lurker/backseat driver is too accurate
You forgot the basically non-existent F-Zero guy who always races in 200cc and says it's not fast enough, and their favorite tracks are the F Zero ones, basically me
I never at it like that , wow , food for thought, that life Comment , is real
I'm definitely a fusion hybrid (complainer, flexer)
Mario kart is an analogy for life because I'm bad at it
The pain of Mario kart. I know it too well. 😂
Delulu with no solulu
Straight outta kenya 🤣
I feel like I’m a hybrid of these.
Yoo that Shyguy is sooo me🤣🤣
I feel so called out right now 😂😂😂
I would like to add one, “The Vegeta”.
Has trained non-stop and 3-Star’d every track from 50-200cc (including DLC) like they been in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. And then when they play online, they get clowned.
Mario Kart is a very humbling experience. Especially playing online
I related way too much to this video😮💨🤣
Swoozie is the goat 🐐
Nah but the being in first place until 4/5 the way through the 3rd lap nd just getting hit with every item… that be makin me mad 😫😭😂
wrapping presents w my sis and we drop everything so she could watch her first swoozie video, absolute banger
You just melted my heart! Thank u for letting me know! She came it at a good one
The strategist is every gran turismo player ever
100% shy guy with yami yugi box grabs
Don't mess with me on Mario Kart. Daisy Mach Bike for the win
Mario Kart AND Mario Party, make and break friendships it’s their JOB