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  • Animal Memes
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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  3 місяці тому +68

    SORRY IM LATEEEE I FORGOT - SUBSCIRBE FOR MORE!! DROP SOME IDEAS!!! DAILY MEMES

    • @SpinoAndolive
      @SpinoAndolive 3 місяці тому

      @vaazklShorts

    • @sponge6pack
      @sponge6pack 3 місяці тому +1

      PLEASE DO DOCTOR WHO MEMES

    • @m84nA8-hy3ph
      @m84nA8-hy3ph 3 місяці тому +1

      oil up

    • @Reptile2107
      @Reptile2107 3 місяці тому

      DAY 86 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES!

    • @1v3r50n0fficial
      @1v3r50n0fficial 3 місяці тому +2

      Wait, can't you just schedule the videos to release at the time you want in UA-cam Studio..?

  • @AverageBloxxer-425
    @AverageBloxxer-425 3 місяці тому +133

    ‘Most sheep are electric now’ well I think they need better engines for their brain
    (Edit: jesus christ 100+ likes?!?!?!)
    (Also thanks for all the likes for me this is a new record)

  • @18videowatcher41
    @18videowatcher41 3 місяці тому +36

    If you think snails with legs is weird, imagine a bipedal frog sprinting towards you, it's feet making a *plap, plap, plap* sound as it runs.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 3 місяці тому +2

      Where is that from...I've heard that before...grrr it's gonna drive me nuts now

    • @Clodsire_king
      @Clodsire_king 2 місяці тому

      @@katie7748
      Plap, plap, plap, plap, plaP, plAP, pLAP, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

    • @the_man_with_the_silver_eyes
      @the_man_with_the_silver_eyes 2 місяці тому +2

      And then the frog starts dancing and singing “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaal…”

    • @18videowatcher41
      @18videowatcher41 2 місяці тому +1

      LOL! I don’t know, though. I think the frog silently plap, plap, slapping towards with an intense look in its face would be more scary and intimidating.

  • @trinitynguyen-su8wh
    @trinitynguyen-su8wh 3 місяці тому +121

    Damn bro imagine being the turtle just like “eh I’m sure they’ll find me someday”

    • @TheKingOfTheGeeks25
      @TheKingOfTheGeeks25 3 місяці тому +3

      I saw this and was just wondering, "How?"

    • @trinitynguyen-su8wh
      @trinitynguyen-su8wh 3 місяці тому +4

      @@TheKingOfTheGeeks25 like they must got some THICK cobwebs to not see that turtle

    • @TheKingOfTheGeeks25
      @TheKingOfTheGeeks25 3 місяці тому +3

      @@trinitynguyen-su8wh Got to be

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@TheKingOfTheGeeks25 they never specifiedd that they fount the turtle alive

  • @sniper_tastic_2
    @sniper_tastic_2 3 місяці тому +65

    13:23 it's "hose bee lion" which is "hoes be lyin" 😭

  • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
    @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 3 місяці тому +2

    4:48 clearly the saurpod, they're already though to make very deep yet beautiful calls, imagine how amazing them playing the trumpet would sound

  • @mechanicer3105
    @mechanicer3105 3 місяці тому +15

    If Having a tortoise for 7 years tought me anythings. Its that if their head fits somewhere they think their whole body will

    • @thebabysleepingpanda
      @thebabysleepingpanda 3 місяці тому +2

      ...so their confused cats?

    • @danny-d0rito
      @danny-d0rito 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thebabysleepingpanda yes. difference being if a cat's head can fit somewhere, most likely their whole body CAN fit there too. tortoises though...

    • @mechanicer3105
      @mechanicer3105 3 місяці тому

      @@danny-d0rito unlike cats tortoises cant enter liquid mode

    • @the_man_with_the_silver_eyes
      @the_man_with_the_silver_eyes 2 місяці тому

      @@danny-d0ritoRats can also fit their entire bodies through any hole they can fit their heads through.

  • @jacksixterror
    @jacksixterror 3 місяці тому +6

    7:27 imagine getting caught by police because a freaking mosquito snitched on you, from beyond the grave at that 😂

  • @SupersuMC
    @SupersuMC 3 місяці тому +2

    7:27 That mosquito is a dang snitch!

  • @FunkyFyreMunky
    @FunkyFyreMunky 3 місяці тому +2

    27:46 most ants are actually smaller than the wavelengths used in a microwave and are unaffected by it.

  • @saulgoodman2071
    @saulgoodman2071 3 місяці тому +2

    24:04 It is actually a wallaby so saying “which photo” makes sense

  • @bandgeekforlife406
    @bandgeekforlife406 3 місяці тому +2

    22:30 Punxsutawney Phil is a groundhog :)

  • @CRUSH40RULES
    @CRUSH40RULES 3 місяці тому +2

    That wild boar meme got me thinking about that once scene in Lion King.
    ‘Hey! Who’s the pig!?
    ‘Are you talking to me?’
    ‘Uh oh he called him a pig.’
    ‘Are you talking to me?’
    ‘Shouldn’t have done that!’
    ‘Are you talking to me?!’
    ‘Now they’re in for it!’
    ‘They call me…Mr. Pig! Aaaaaahhh!’

  • @nettlesandsnakes9138
    @nettlesandsnakes9138 2 місяці тому +1

    2:56 The odds of being murdered in your own nest by a psychotic human with their bare hands are low; but never zero.

  • @Grianfan90
    @Grianfan90 3 місяці тому +2

    21:52 OMG, DUDE, YOUR VOICE WAS *PERFECT* FOR THAT OMG

  • @deanstuart8667
    @deanstuart8667 3 місяці тому +2

    18:49 Looks like every Eipril Animation (DO NOT LOOK UP, WARNING, WARNING, NOT APPROVED)

  • @788evets
    @788evets 3 місяці тому +2

    17:44 they arent the closest. They are dragons.

  • @PatriciaParks-z9e
    @PatriciaParks-z9e 3 місяці тому +3

    3:30 Jurassic Park ahh moment

  • @rylansdinosandmore1748
    @rylansdinosandmore1748 3 місяці тому +2

    14:00 im pretty sure human eyes dont glow in the dark on normal cameras.

  • @_Mayoz_
    @_Mayoz_ 3 місяці тому +2

    2:12
    "Twese wlesbians are twying to kill me" looking ahh

  • @gameBOT748
    @gameBOT748 3 місяці тому +3

    you actually sound like you enjoy making these good on you mate

  • @varanus5622
    @varanus5622 3 місяці тому +1

    0:05 Literally earlier today a baby deer ran into the road right in front of my car; thankfully I was able to slow down, but it was a bit of a jumpscare 😅

  • @emiomg_
    @emiomg_ 3 місяці тому +4

    0:15 EXCUSE ME.

  • @christinabalfoort2126
    @christinabalfoort2126 3 місяці тому +2

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the idiots house. Knock knock

  • @citrinide
    @citrinide 3 місяці тому +2

    2:52 brain got confused for a sec because that gosling is at the exact same development stage as my own.
    Who is in my lap watching with me.
    Not sure why my brain thought that was her, in hindsight.
    (Accurate meme though, she's a menace and would kill me if given the opportunity)

  • @Kuyachirps
    @Kuyachirps 3 місяці тому +4

    12:59 that’s a “borealopelta”, not a nodosaurus

    • @Serpentking789
      @Serpentking789 3 місяці тому +1

      Still a member of the Nodosaur family

    • @Kuyachirps
      @Kuyachirps 3 місяці тому

      @@Serpentking789 shoot i forgot, my bad

  • @bigounce9058
    @bigounce9058 3 місяці тому +3

    did you change the thumbnail?

  • @jenniferbarnett5142
    @jenniferbarnett5142 3 місяці тому +1

    1:46 well, the cat is mostly accurate, but my cat smells like fish.

    • @maniaclaugh
      @maniaclaugh 2 місяці тому

      That baby looks adorable. The verdict is both are adorable a squishy. Babies also smell incredible like you want to cuddle and smell them. Cats smell like cat saliva

  • @pastelfrogs9395
    @pastelfrogs9395 3 місяці тому +1

    13:23
    To be alone?
    And yes that is a bee

  • @nocturnal_creature4
    @nocturnal_creature4 3 місяці тому +2

    3:57 I do the exact same thing. Caught myself watching the video on corvids.

  • @SupremeBacon.
    @SupremeBacon. 3 місяці тому +2

    2:07 i need to bleach my eyes after seeing that ._.

  • @someguyontheinternet604
    @someguyontheinternet604 3 місяці тому +1

    0:14 They're just like me, frfr!

  • @ThePurpleOwlGod
    @ThePurpleOwlGod 3 місяці тому +1

    7:04, not anymore, rich people are on the menu

  • @kitsune2858
    @kitsune2858 3 місяці тому +1

    0:14 is a common fact among all animals that poop, and have a nice day :)

  • @keigoftw
    @keigoftw 3 місяці тому +2

    Did the hippos sue for damages on account of the literal years they were fed an improper diet of meat? (hippos are herbivores)

  • @happi0420
    @happi0420 3 місяці тому +1

    ......can I pet dat dog?
    Edit: 10:44 that is a Javelina.

  • @ezrakornfeld8436
    @ezrakornfeld8436 3 місяці тому +2

    10:27 those are both crows…

  • @playdg
    @playdg 3 місяці тому +1

    Giraffe dad: What the hell?!?

  • @Link-from-hyrule
    @Link-from-hyrule 3 місяці тому +2

    0:36 dont we all do that thats just an avrage sunday for me

  • @Cuddly-Cactus
    @Cuddly-Cactus 3 місяці тому +1

    0:49 - its a Bearberry! 🙃🙂

  • @Mini_zetzu
    @Mini_zetzu 3 місяці тому

    Please get more 'companies roasting each other on twitter' memes😭🙏

  • @TheHonouredDrunk
    @TheHonouredDrunk 2 місяці тому

    I sense a opportunity to make lore. 10:12
    *ahem*
    (I made its own name)
    La zrazu is a giant spatial raven that lives in space, its wing feathers are a deep black with different coloured spots that are stars. its entire body is black while its talons are grey and the tips of claws on its talons are jet black. its eyes are the moon and whenever it blinks it changes phases from new moon, waxing crescent, first quarter, waxing gibbous, full moon, waning gibbous, last quarter and waning crescent. when its day La zrazu flys away from earth and searches for planetary bodies such as planets, stars, etc to devour. when its night La zrazu returns to earth as it slowly covers the earth with its deep black wings and makes it night.

  • @item-001.the9children
    @item-001.the9children 3 місяці тому +1

    13:56 Techno snake

  • @Astronomical1100
    @Astronomical1100 3 місяці тому +1

    24:10 Mussolini as a baby

  • @fezb0i
    @fezb0i 3 місяці тому +2

    0:13 me too

  • @Dino_Boy.01
    @Dino_Boy.01 3 місяці тому +1

    How did the horse even get into that position 😭🙏🏾

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 3 місяці тому

      Obviously they built the fence around it.

  • @Cheesehere
    @Cheesehere 3 місяці тому +8

    Why did the chicken cross the road

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 3 місяці тому +4

      Screeeeeeeech, boom... Guess we'll never know.

    • @xpearlcc
      @xpearlcc 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@biggsdarklighter0473 🐓💥 🚗
      |
      v
      🍗 😋

  • @Vee-sr4sx
    @Vee-sr4sx 3 місяці тому

    12:21 I was not prepared for that subreddit to be included in this video

  • @crownthefurry
    @crownthefurry 3 місяці тому +1

    10:31 was wild

  • @DaMemeSausage
    @DaMemeSausage 3 місяці тому

    4:24: Worst thing she could say is no:
    What she does:

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker 3 місяці тому +1

    20:00 "But *_it's_* when it's sitting that we like it more".
    The sentence was grammatically correct, you just skipped a word.

  • @iambumbo7534
    @iambumbo7534 3 місяці тому +1

    Am i going insane or did i hear a crowd cheering in the background

  • @Mr_Flake76
    @Mr_Flake76 3 місяці тому

    13:22
    Hose
    Bee
    Lion
    Now say it all quickly.

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 3 місяці тому

    0:26 I wonder if androids dream about them.

  • @Tryingtosurvive173
    @Tryingtosurvive173 3 місяці тому

    I couldn't stop smiling the entire video

  • @DY1NGT0P4Z
    @DY1NGT0P4Z 3 місяці тому +1

    38 MINS LETS GO

  • @JeR-ys9xs
    @JeR-ys9xs 3 місяці тому

    I need all of these please how much HOW MUUUUCHHHH

  • @jaminn3767
    @jaminn3767 3 місяці тому +1

    why did the chicken cross the road?
    " "

  • @GabrielCauvin
    @GabrielCauvin 3 місяці тому +1

    2:50 k but why does it look like the onion crabs from pikmin

  • @DexOakley
    @DexOakley 3 місяці тому

    Collared peccary

  • @emilygratz9203
    @emilygratz9203 2 місяці тому

    1:06 hilarious!

  • @NolanBrimer-jd5lp
    @NolanBrimer-jd5lp 3 місяці тому +1

    Just started watching this vid and it's great 😃

  • @tonylane9321
    @tonylane9321 3 місяці тому +1

    since when can bears be pets

  • @SamWesr-wj2si
    @SamWesr-wj2si 3 місяці тому +2

    My gf broke up with me, I cried and u made me happy your the best

  • @lisaturner6902
    @lisaturner6902 3 місяці тому +1

    EA SPORTS

  • @Hershewed
    @Hershewed 3 місяці тому

    Mans later than I was to class in middle school 😂

  • @Dabkiller59
    @Dabkiller59 3 місяці тому

    how tf did u lose a turtle and find it still alive like 20 years later

  • @Tobytony65
    @Tobytony65 3 місяці тому

    Why did I think the first meme was a cow with 2 head in the fence

  • @Molops_the_mop
    @Molops_the_mop Місяць тому

    10:32 “he” really bro

  • @sharkedup7938
    @sharkedup7938 3 місяці тому +1

    UNDER AN HOUR

  • @DexMythology
    @DexMythology 3 місяці тому +4

    8:44 what is it

    • @waltergerling7866
      @waltergerling7866 Місяць тому

      The head is twisted around looking up, not down but the silly answer is a goaogig

  • @Xurkltree
    @Xurkltree 3 місяці тому

    4:49 can confirm

  • @jankoblidtke2175
    @jankoblidtke2175 3 місяці тому +1

    can you just, Stop with that Cheering sound that happens randomly? why does it even exist, it gives anxiety.

  • @that_marvel_mf
    @that_marvel_mf 3 місяці тому +1

    W vid vaazkl

  • @wetburntbagel
    @wetburntbagel 2 місяці тому

    Erm actually that is a Borealopelta 13:00

  • @Creepsecule
    @Creepsecule 3 місяці тому

    i like that o e animal meme

  • @MusicalPlayz_YT
    @MusicalPlayz_YT 3 місяці тому +1

    21:29 why is that in russia and not london?

  • @1v3r50n0fficial
    @1v3r50n0fficial 3 місяці тому +2

    Same Meme
    10:26
    24:44

  • @Samueldichter
    @Samueldichter 3 місяці тому

    Where does he get all these memes

  • @Grianfan90
    @Grianfan90 3 місяці тому +1

    23:17 I know, but I think a lot of people who don't watch you don't know. I also think you might have ADHD. (Speaking as someone with ADHD, not as a psychiatrist, but you might want to see one.)

  • @deviousdinoo
    @deviousdinoo 3 місяці тому +1

    0:14 is false

  • @MasonChan-dn6wb
    @MasonChan-dn6wb 3 місяці тому

    Hahaha😂 I love your vids

  • @tonkgoboom-ly4bp
    @tonkgoboom-ly4bp 3 місяці тому

    E
    say E if like vaazkl

  • @BellaLedger
    @BellaLedger 3 місяці тому

    UNDER AN HOUR!!!!

  • @keroppib4ptista
    @keroppib4ptista 3 місяці тому

    8:49 wth is that

  • @GIGACHADwhoIsCool
    @GIGACHADwhoIsCool 3 місяці тому +1

    Dam 83 views in 2 mins WHAT THE HELL THATS CRAZY

  • @thatonestikman
    @thatonestikman 3 місяці тому +1

    guh

  • @felipebustos3563
    @felipebustos3563 3 місяці тому

    Aha ha wow 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Violet74007
    @Violet74007 3 місяці тому

    8:47 I don’t get it plz help :(

  • @AzaloonyToons
    @AzaloonyToons 3 місяці тому +107

    0:08 At this point I’m convinced that deer live in a secret religion where they believe cars are angels

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 3 місяці тому +4

      As a deer I can confirm, we worship the headlights of salvation.

    • @Musicchannel1892
      @Musicchannel1892 3 місяці тому

      (Space sheep)

    • @amandaphillips4344
      @amandaphillips4344 3 місяці тому

      holy shit I never thought about it that way.my dad lives in the country n I've gotta give him ur theory😂 I think he'll agree

  • @viniferreira2192
    @viniferreira2192 3 місяці тому +35

    Wait a second
    Cows have a sense of humor?

  • @ColtonRMagby
    @ColtonRMagby 3 місяці тому +11

    13:23 I think it's supposed to say "Hose Bee Lion", which translates to "Hoes be lyin'."

  • @Serpentking789
    @Serpentking789 3 місяці тому +17

    @10:28 & 24:44 I think those are both ravens
    @10:44 the thing that raccoon is riding on is a peccary AKA javelina, a pig-like animal native to the American Southwest & Latin America
    @13:23 hose bee lion ("hoes be lying")
    @22:27 that's Puxsutawney Phil, the exact groundhog who declares whether we'll have an early spring or 6 more weeks of winter depending on whether or not he sees his shadow on Groundhog's Day.
    @29:31 y'all might remember the Fossa from their appearance in the DreamWorks animated classic "Madagascar", they are a cousin of the mongoose and are the largest native carnivorous mammal on the island of Madagascar.

    • @PriggarGaming
      @PriggarGaming 3 місяці тому

      13:23
      Tube bee king
      To be king ...

    • @MakennaWilson-hb9pr
      @MakennaWilson-hb9pr 3 місяці тому

      A little comment, you don't need to do @ for the timemarks (?)

    • @PriggarGaming
      @PriggarGaming 3 місяці тому

      @@MakennaWilson-hb9pr it was to say @
      Means "at the given time "

    • @the_man_with_the_silver_eyes
      @the_man_with_the_silver_eyes 2 місяці тому

      The creatures nibbling on the bag of Doritos are armadillos, specifically pink fairy armadillos, the smallest armadillos in the world.

    • @Serpentking789
      @Serpentking789 2 місяці тому

      @@the_man_with_the_silver_eyes no, they're marine isopods (gigantic deep sea cousins of the roly-poly pillbugs you can find in your backyard). They eat garbage, carrion, and detritus.

  • @Jay-u7e7z
    @Jay-u7e7z 3 місяці тому +4

    8:49 what is that?

    • @SpoonsILike
      @SpoonsILike 3 місяці тому +2

      It's a dog, the top redish thing on the left is its snout, the angle is just incredibly confusing. Took me a minute to figure out

    • @Jay-u7e7z
      @Jay-u7e7z 3 місяці тому +2

      Oh ok

  • @JimmyThelord-lt8zf
    @JimmyThelord-lt8zf 3 місяці тому +13

    Deer are not gonna get shit in court but they always think they will

  • @martinjanota2205
    @martinjanota2205 3 місяці тому +5

    6:50 for anyone wondering why does 1 horse not have 1 horse power here's the explanation:
    The unit of HP was established by Americans (which can already explain a lot) that kept measuring the power of one horse over and over again, not realizing that the horse can get tired
    The almost dead tired horse kept producing less and less force by time, which of course effected the whole measuring, but the Yanks didn't seem to mind that, so they just rounded it up and called it a day
    Also it depends on the breed of the horse, so that's why some horses can produce up to 23 HP by themselves

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 3 місяці тому

      The truth is the exact opposite. 1hp is the average power output of a horse. Not its utmost maximum power -- the amount of force you can expect to get from a horse for hours on end.

  • @MidnightDarkness666
    @MidnightDarkness666 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm not 100% sure but the lady on public transport with an Eagle Owl in the no context Russia might be Nika and Yoll, they have a channel on here detailing Nikas everyday life taking care of Yoll

  • @TheOmnipresentYouTubeCommenter
    @TheOmnipresentYouTubeCommenter 3 місяці тому +6

    0:14 Wait, you mean that’s not normal for us humans?

  • @cadenvickery3382
    @cadenvickery3382 3 місяці тому +5

    13:24 it says hose bee lion (i think you can figure it out now lol)

    • @PriggarGaming
      @PriggarGaming 3 місяці тому

      I think it's
      Tube bee king
      To be king ...

  • @matthewboire6843
    @matthewboire6843 3 місяці тому +2

    15:46 I think know that god being referenced.