In my opinion the opening was one of the most relaxing things in my life. The barley hearable whispers, the breathing, the clicks and mouth sounds, the and movements. Everything was so great!
When "she" says to come over because nobody's home, it means only she's home and she wants to have "fun" not literally nobody is home. If she meant that nobody at all was home, why would she invite you?
Now that it’s a trend, anyone and everyone is doing it. It’s lost its quality. A decade ago we only had asmrtists that actually put in effort and enjoyed what they were doing. I can only listen to old school asmr!!
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT he also got angry because I wasn't holding it right while I spend so many times to search the right corner goddamit
Help, I saw the "9 years ago" I immediately thought this video was from 2009-11... it is from 2015... MY BRAIN HAS STOPPED IN 2020... OH MY GOD, this is crazy
Jesus. The effort, the dedication, 10 hours of NONSTOP ASMR is absurd. Let's think about how big of a chunk is out of a normal day. Think about the level of effort this took for his editor to put out. And this was when ASMR wasn't even popular, back in 2015. This guy is a real OG.
My first asmr video this is where it all started for me. At first, i was uncomfortable but kept watching, then realized i was getting really comfortable and cozy and eventually slept like a baby.
It’s not, 2015 was a few years after the big boom of UA-cam popularity, aka people invested in better cams and mics. Jake Paul and musically came a year later in 2016.
Takes some incredible dedication to create a video of this quality of work for such an extended period of time. Very impressive, I do believe this may be the longest ASMR video to this date. Amazing work!
Yes, but its' still ten hours of content. Meaning he has made over ten hours of content, and this is just his no talking vids. Just as impressive in my book.
***** try uploading 10hrs of content regardless if its a complication or not. The editing plus uploading would take ages even with todays internet. Especially crappy internet in australia where fibre hasn't been completely been rolled out nation wide yet
I swear this man Is a synthetic organism like -8:32:11 System Startup -8:32:18 Limb Calibration -8:32:36 No Audio Protocol -8:32:43 Primary Tingle Directive -8:34:42 Holographic Projection -9:03:48 System Shutdown
8:37:10 Me clicking and liking all of these timestamps for an hour because I have nothing to do
Doin the same
i liked that
AHAHAHAHAH😂
LOL 😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
When he said “🤚🏼👉🏼🤲🏼👇🏼🤏🏼👆🏼✊🏼”, yeah i felt that
No when he said “🤛🏻✊🏻🤘🏻👇🏻✊🏻🤟🏻👉🏻🤚🏻👏🏻”
Same
No When He Said 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😂
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
He said pp small
8:10:12 6 year old me trying to figure out if I'm faster than my mirror reflection
Txmxn _29 😂😂😂
Funny
Lmaoooo
I had a seizure trying to read this
Thorpey Eddie LMAO SAME THIS KID CANT SPELL
Txmxn _29 but for real what is he doing😂😂
9 years later and I STILL 100% absolutely pass out to this video!! This has to be THE asmr vid of all time
same
5:53:27 When you can’t find the sock and have to improvise
John Parison LMAOOOO
bruh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
John🤣 made my day man! 🤣👌🏻
In my opinion the opening was one of the most relaxing things in my life. The barley hearable whispers, the breathing, the clicks and mouth sounds, the and movements. Everything was so great!
I agree with you. Me too love His ASMR sounds
Whoah I thought I was the onlyone who liked them...
Impressive, feeling alone in a crowd of 32 million ;-) @@valtterim4168
Nah everyone does
Fr dawg I’d love to see a full-length vid with only this kind of triggers
5:46:54 when she asks you to come over because nobody is home, but you realise that nobody’s gonna open the door so you decide not to go
When "she" says to come over because nobody's home, it means only she's home and she wants to have "fun" not literally nobody is home. If she meant that nobody at all was home, why would she invite you?
@@Brandon-kl8wf r/woooosh
I feel an Emkay vid coming up
@@ohyeahyeah2384 but the joke didn't make sense :/
@@Brandon-kl8wf you can't be this dumb
9 years later and still one of the greatest ASMR videos of all time
Ikr 🙏🏽
Because of Comment section 😅
it's like a wine
8:10:11
what my fridge sees every time 5yo me opened the door to see when the light disappears
😂😂😂😂😂
😂
HHH
LMAO underrated comment
I laughed at that. Not a nose snort. I belly laughed. Thank you for making my day a little better.
8:37:10 me in the dark: now where’s that light switch?
Lol
M.W lmaooo
AND YES Bro
Lol
underrated comment.
4:53:23 rockstar showing the new improvements for gta v in ps5
Plot twist, the improvements are just gta v going free on ps5 for all ps4 owners making gta have trashier servers
LOL
Lmao
@@InsertSnowHere true?
DarknessWoofyX you had to play in in June July and august to get it free if you even read what it said
5:49:05 Teachers hitting this pose before rolling the "In all my teaching career..."
Fr
1:03:43 when you gaming at 3 am and u hear mom coming upstairs
LMAO
-- ahahah actually so true
AHAHA nice one dude
Literally me all the time
-- IKR
This is probably the best comment section in all of youtube
true
zaidO khalixxi I agree 1000%
TruA 😂
absolutely
Yep
14:02 me trying to find Oreos at midnight without waking everyone up
You already know
😎🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *wakes everyone up*
Also me: *gotta go fast...*
Lol
1:44:11 모닥불,비닐
1:51:45 나무블록
1:54:11 나무펜으로 통탭핑
2:00:30 화면주변 탭핑
2:10:00 플라스틱 보드
2:15:50 폰케이스 탭핑
2:19:05 나무펜 탭핑
3:23:40 나무펜 드로잉
3:42:50 나무 비비기
3:51:50 나무로 뚜껑 스크래칭
4:10:10 나무 손 스크래칭
4:14:10 치명적인 태핑
4:40:00 나무블럭
?? 한국인 발견
@@user-pd1ej3yt3g ㅎㅇ
🎉🎉
오
와드
5:46:53.
Me when my parents ask me how I completed my homework in 2 minutes
You have more subs than me even though I post vids 😂😂
@@sallythedino maybe your vids are trash.
@@Krahhf they are xD
@@Krahhf damn son
i chortled on my cookie 💀
14:13 me trying to get my smuggled snacks from my backpack in the movie theater
Hahahahah I’m dead
Sooo f**ing truee
Lmao y’all are not allowed to eat snacks during movies that arent from the actual cinema?
Corrupt where I live we are I always take pizza from little ceasers lmao 😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆
5:49:05
Me looking for my “missing” homework that I know damn well I didn’t do
It's like "ah darn what a shame"
Then you pull out two wood blocks😂
hahah accurate
ohh yeah, it was right here maybe it went under the desk or something? uhh but i cant reach there so i guess its just gone hahaha *nervous sweating*
U copied this it already is in comments
5:52:23 Me showing my achievements at the family dinner table
5:49:04 when you’re cheating on a test and the teacher looks directly at you.
💀
Caught in the lie!!!
😂😂😂
😂😂
6:53:13 the demon in my basement telling me how many seconds I have to live
Lmao
*4*
The demon : * shows 4 fingers *
Me : 4 what minutes or hours ?
The demon : ...3....2
@@admrs3196 the demon is the teacher
@@admrs3196 1
37:56 my teacher trying to find a logical answer on my exam paper
TTJOKER4 all right Sherlock lets go
Suth true
TTJOKER4 😭😭😭
LMAO
I can't deny it lmao
2:56:57 The local Indian trying to convince a tourist to buy his tea for 10000 rupees
this comment has me dead
Brilliant 😂
Best time stamp comment yet
Indian scam in UA-cam comment... Next lvl
Lmaoo
4:35:05 Me watching this video and clicking on every time stamp
XD
why is there only two replies and 171 likes
Truuueee
Lmfao I'm doing that in the comments rn-
Lol
2:13:20 when a 5 year old shows off what they made to their parents
Perfection
ForgetMe _not me Lmaoo
Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns
Somations Why she doesn’t care about me anymore?
Somations And why my life is so shitty ?
8:37:11 Me trying to find the lights in my room in the dark
💀💀💀💀💀
This comment is underrated XD
Skim
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao
6:30:49 Me trying to eavesdrop on the juicy ass conversation going on next to me without looking suspicious
thats a good one xD
This one deserves more credit LMAO
8:37:10
Me trying to find the power outlet under my bed to plug my charger
Oof
Your not funny go away
k
Magical Gamer honestly, I don’t think he feels like it. Probs too lazy.
Haha ! Underratedcomment.com
3:37:18 me when the teacher sees me but I haven't written anything
😂
@Sci• nahh u stopid
You just write down your name to look like you're doing something 😂
😂 3:37:43
So this was asmr a decade ago? WHY IS IT BETTER THAT NOWWWWW😭🤣
really!!
Now that it’s a trend, anyone and everyone is doing it. It’s lost its quality. A decade ago we only had asmrtists that actually put in effort and enjoyed what they were doing. I can only listen to old school asmr!!
FRR
You’re gonna find out, as you get older, everything was better back in the day.
13:58 me pretending to look for my homework when the teacher asks for it
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Same here !
Literally me omg
Lmao done that
Mwee
3:52:53 my dog heavily breathing in my ear when im asleep
Underrated comment
Hhh
And then you remembered that you don't have a dog
o had a heart attach with your comment aahaahahahahahaaah
Lmao this has me in tears
5:44:20 Me trying to find the right position to hold the flashlight while my dad works on the car.
I
SO UNDER RATED
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT
he also got angry because I wasn't holding it right while I spend so many times to search the right corner goddamit
the fleshlight
LOOOOL
When you dont last 10min but theres 10hrs of content. The only asmr vid youll ever need
8:10:12 When you at a restaurant and you keep checking when your food is coming
😂
Yes
Omg 😂😂😂
Is no one gonna talk about how u have 0 vids and 2.7k sub's? (Btw I subbed 🙂
The most vital situation of all life situations.
5:49:03 When I Stare At my crush and she stares back at me
Synical 5:49:04
that's cute
Boutta act up💀💀
RheinlanderB ikr
"Damn the floor never has been this attractive before...."
5:49:03 Me when I see an Enderman in Minecraft and I don’t want to anger him
Enderman: is looking away
You: looks
Him: looks back
You: looks away
You inside: *;-; that was a close one*
Another one:
Me when my crush looks at me:
S q u e e z e _ B e e cringe
Me: **looks down**
Another Enderman: sup
😂😂😂😂
Help, I saw the "9 years ago" I immediately thought this video was from 2009-11... it is from 2015... MY BRAIN HAS STOPPED IN 2020... OH MY GOD, this is crazy
Same!! 😭
@samanthashrack5939 I WILL NEVER GET USE TO THIS
This comment section still has so much more potential.
I couldn't agree more.
Sadly we have entered the skibidi era now
4:53:22
When the teacher asks you to show your homework
Igor Zimarev lol
Лол, что ты тут делаешь?
Wow nice
HAHAHAH
lmao! 😂
8:37:10 me trying do grab the towel while my eyes are burning from shampoo
Im choking 😂😂😂😂
QWQ AHAHAHHA
HAHAKCNSKX
This is perfect
BFVDAADHJFDEG
7:17:52 for people wondering what he wrote on the paper, he wrote: i test sounds in my new room to check the sound bouncing around. 😊 yw
Thanks ❤
8:37:10 me liking every comment because they are pretty accurate
Champi ._. I’m the only one who waves when they like somthing too? (Anybody whoosh me and you are diagnosed with *bruh*
@@icebear4482 r/WoOsH
Thomas Dwyer you are diagnosed with *bruh*
@@icebear4482 you are diagnosed with *ADDICTIVE COLDNESS*
@@icebear4482 You are diagnosed with *all of the diagnosis' out there in this earth.*
6:21:38
When you’re home alone and you sneeze and you hear someone say bless you
Lol🤣
at least that person is polite 🤷🏻♀️🤧
at least the burglar got manners
You watched this for 6:21:38 all in one???
@@MamelanYippee what else you're supposed to do?
8:10:12 when you keep checking your phone right after you texted someone
meee
**RING**
Me: *_Oh just stop it ALREADY!!_*
How tf did everyone get hours into this video?
XBox Music Kids xD
MMEEEE
Most legendary asmr video
6:21:37 when you remember the Conjuring 2 before the sleep
BAHAHA
Or the _monster_ under your bed
Márk Tóth now i can’t sleep thank you
Szia
Now I wanna watch the Conjuring again
6:50:53 me trying to explain to myself how to be happy
Me encanta esta parte
Lo malo es que nadie habla español😭
lmaoo felt
Reinier Smashaflee lmao 😂
@@davidmena2891
Tranquilo :v
8:10:12 my bitmoji when I check the chat but they’re still typing
Best comment, had me in tears when I clicked the timestamp
For real so underrated comment lmao
This deserves more likes had me in bits 😂
.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus. The effort, the dedication, 10 hours of NONSTOP ASMR is absurd. Let's think about how big of a chunk is out of a normal day. Think about the level of effort this took for his editor to put out. And this was when ASMR wasn't even popular, back in 2015. This guy is a real OG.
Fr, aren’t a lot of people only awake for about 16 hours?
You know this is a compilation of different videos right?
@@jolopolo4761 r/woooosh
This gotta be satire..
What my teachers think im doing in online school: 0:42
What I am actually doing: 0:30
💀💀
Lmao :)))
Best comment Hahahahahaha
IM DEAD 💀💀💀
😂😂😂
2:22:56 when someone says to pose for the pic
420th like EPIC LETS SMOKE SOME POT
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Best one so far lmaaoooo
😂😂😂😂
Your profile pic
Who else is just clicking time stamps?
Me
No,I am watching the full video...
me
Me
@@ll-yc6lx yeah, probably 😂
3:16:40 me when I see a random cat on the street
Imagine halfway through he suddenly screams
***** I guess likewise xD
Dude, I'm picturing that right now and im cracking up.
cryohellinc lol same as Jason, trying to be quiet laughing but my cheeks now hurt haha
Angelica Malto haha
Paragon Trayn lmfao
8:10:12 me trying to see the light turn on inside the fridge
Um brasileiro eeeeeee
this comment has me dead 😂😂😂
@@ServodeCristo1283 kakakakkkkk
7:01:02 me opening the fridge at 4 am
Underrated
RaffaZ lmao
@@Samskings cool
xDDD
You're 20 minutes off
My first asmr video this is where it all started for me. At first, i was uncomfortable but kept watching, then realized i was getting really comfortable and cozy and eventually slept like a baby.
for me it was one of the dr dmitri's videos
6:30:56
Me listening to the teacher talk to another student on the test
Haha me when i help my friend
SHOOOOOOOOTOOOOOO
underrated.
asmr that is too tingly for u ua-cam.com/video/pDpEHMyy4R8/v-deo.html
@@pierotx3309 that's cool but did anyone actually ask?
It was then that he realized...
The camera was not recording
the thought makes me cringe...
+Kenalk Kare its all piled together from previous vids
ROFL
+Kenalk Kare ?
it's a compilation
5:52:23 me showing off the list of people that have ever had a crush on me
Canon
Fiat Multipla bruh
Fiat multipla is the best for drifting 👌🤣🤣🤣
@@nissanskylinegt-r32nur94 Let me guess, Harold?
I see nothing on the board
All ASMR comment sections are always so positive and peaceful at least you know we are all good people
Real
Im adding this video to a favourites playlist just to revisit the comments.
same
Yes, I added this to my asmr must playlist and need to laugh playlist 😂
4:14:17
Lightning McQueen when he's pumping himself up
Lillian Fox I am speed
sPeEd TaPpInG
After 4 hours that was the loudest thing ever
😂😂😂😂😂SO LEGENDARY IaM SpeeD
HE DID DONE TALKED
4:26:15
Me when im at the computer section in a store
Lol 😂😂
Damn i dont even remember what it’s like to go to a store.
This comment deserves to rule the world
SAME LOL
BAHAHAHAHAHAH
8 years ago I had chills and now it's 2023…and I still have chills!❤❤
Same
2024😏
This video never gets old
Never
It’s cause I doubt anyone has watched the whole way through, so we’re always seeing new stuff each time we watch. The meme comments also help.
Are you implying you’ve watched this whole thing more than once?
Ik cause it’s funny cause of dem comments
@@XSkeem deutsch
4:14:16 what Lightning McQueen says to himself before every race
I love how this comment section is still alive even after 5 years
Hold on, I thought the title said "no talking"
Viper Games ik it’s amazing and so funny
KACHOW
Yo sPeEd
1:21:36 the deaf bully telling me he's going to punch me
Minethink 144 sorry I didn’t know you had this already oof
Same
Sorry that I laughed am I going to hell for this?
@@cavy9797 I think we both are buddy. I laughed even harder when I saw your comment.
Minethink 144 bHahas
5:49:04 when you say a joke out loud in the class and no one laughs
Lmao ts got cackling bro 😭
underrated
Or when youre right behind a girl walking up stairs
Te haces menso, jajaja
😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:46:30 me watching a middle school girls snapchat story when it’s her best friends birthday
Truth
Hanna Hoaas faxx
🤣🤣🤣
THIS. 🙌🏻
Genius
6:25:06 me explaining to my mom why my little brother is gone and why there is a ps5 in the living room
did you sell your brother for a PS5? Some role model you are. Lol
@@Mr_LMT_93
Let’s just say he got a lifetime membership at gamestop
A small price to pay for salvation
@@Mr_LMT_93 😐 funny
@@Mr_LMT_93 He’s referencing a well known meme of Thanos saying the same thing.
5:48:58 me after staying up for 4 hours to do the assignment and then the teacher says that she doesn't need it anymore
@SpangyNoodle PFFTTT ME
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Omg
😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the fact this video was created 8 years ago and has that high quality of sound and camera is really impressive
I hope you're joking what do you think was happening in 2015
2015 was hardly the dark ages
2015 was the beginning of what we have here now
True
It’s not, 2015 was a few years after the big boom of UA-cam popularity, aka people invested in better cams and mics. Jake Paul and musically came a year later in 2016.
0:46 I love the way he says study STUUDEEE
No he say stuke
Studi 🧐
me too I love it 😻
Magda Moons thats how its said
Takes some incredible dedication to create a video of this quality of work for such an extended period of time. Very impressive, I do believe this may be the longest ASMR video to this date. Amazing work!
I don't mean to be rude, but it's actually a compilation of most if not all of his no talking/tapping/crinkle oriented videos.
Yes, but its' still ten hours of content. Meaning he has made over ten hours of content, and this is just his no talking vids. Just as impressive in my book.
Dont act like you knew it was a compilation dude haha
***** try uploading 10hrs of content regardless if its a complication or not. The editing plus uploading would take ages even with todays internet. Especially crappy internet in australia where fibre hasn't been completely been rolled out nation wide yet
* LAHrebirth yup 10 mins takes like 3 hours on my net >.
4:35:13 that one kid in the back of the class drumming on his desk:
this is me
Me in a nutshell
Sup
A curse that all drummers have to live through
That's me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video’s intro might be the best intro ever in the history of ASMR
4:45:47 when your pretending to listen to music so you can hear in on a conversation and they look over at you
They look at you in the rear view mirror
You're
😅😅😅
5:48:55 the aliens after they abduct me to run tests on humans, but see how dumb I am
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:49:20
The aliens decide to reverse their strategy, and attempt to teach.
“See this? This is a block of wood. It is a block that is made of wood.”
Mom: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Me: "A helicopter"
Mom: "Erm...honey, you can't do that..."
Me: "Watch me!" 2:29:56
Okay this just had me dead 😂😂
omg lmao
Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂
草
:D
It was in 2015😊
It was 9 years ago💀
Real
fr
It's already 13...
@spicyslice4676 is little bro from the future???
1:21:46 ; me trying to explain to my dog that i won’t tell anyone if he speaks.
😂
Nice
Godamn
🤣🤣🤣
OMG YESSSSSS
3:59:07 me when the only pen I bring to class dried out
Underrated
Lil Bosnia true af
Why do I feel SO bad for you?
I just thought of him throwing the stick to the wall lol
Dunno why but doesn't happen to me...
Look how happy he gets at 48:46 🤣
Lmao ikr it’s kinda funny.
It is very wholsome 😇☺️😩😔🥺
It is very wholsome 😇☺️😩😔🥺
Oi kakashi
@@genderequality2825 Br só nn domina o mundo pq o corona ja dominou ele
This is the bible of asmr
Amén
8:33:25 me 7 yrs old after watching star wars, trying to use the force
Gustavo Guimarães Da Silva 😂
5:46:54 me when i fix my family's router and they ask me how i did it
😂😂😂
Underrated
IQ👌
Łõł
Big brain
6:21:08 When you finish watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
JustA Panda 😂
Omg you make me lol in midnight
😂😂😂😂
JustA Panda it’s leviosa no LEVISA
I lost it at this one😂
I’ve watched this video for the first time 8 years ago and now watching again makes me wondering about how time flies and trip on my own toughts
6:11:15 showing my teacher the homework I didn’t do
Lol I'm dead af XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD lmao
😂
🤔😂😂😂😂
5:46:54 when you make a ten hour vid with no ads
vsuase campbellhere wow
😂
Genius 💯
Real heroes
Carefully he’s a hero
3:50:25 it sounds like a tie fighter from star wars
Y
L a w l
Nope
nottrue
Oh yea it does
I swear this man Is a synthetic organism like
-8:32:11
System Startup
-8:32:18
Limb Calibration
-8:32:36
No Audio Protocol
-8:32:43
Primary Tingle Directive
-8:34:42
Holographic Projection
-9:03:48
System Shutdown
realest comment ive seen all day
19:34 when somebody knocks on the door but you're home alone
XD Nice dude
Jessica Mune 🤫
It’s best part!
😂😂😭
2:48:40 When you try and figure out what your Christmas present is without making it look like you touched it.
Byron Mitchell fr rho xd
5:46:54 seven year old me answering 2x10 correctly
haha www
*its big brain time*
Omg lol🤣🤣🤣
Ahahaha 😂😂
Wanda Maximoff true tho Lmao
2:35 мои любимые пакетики. Я постоянно пересматривал этот видос и вдруг вы его пере выложили, спасибо огромное за ваш асмр❤️
8:10:12 my mom checking up on me every 5 seconds on a school night
😂😂😂
🤣
BAHAHAHHA
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂🤥😂