COOKSIE.. WHAT IS THIS?!

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  • @carton5235
    @carton5235 2 роки тому +3528

    That little smiley face when she was talking about negotiating is the most threatening thing I've ever seen

    • @GolgariGymBro
      @GolgariGymBro 2 роки тому +114

      "Cooksie does not negotiate with vtubers."
      Cooksie: :)
      Fucking shit I lol'd. Algorithm bless you, Cooksie.

    • @deusex3533
      @deusex3533 2 роки тому +33

      I fear no man.
      But, that... Thing...
      *Slow close in.*
      It scares me.

    • @xTHExLONExWOLFx
      @xTHExLONExWOLFx 2 роки тому +7

      I saw your comment before I started the video. That smiley face was not what I was expecting and yes it very much was threatening

  • @NormalCardBoardBoxes
    @NormalCardBoardBoxes 2 роки тому +4433

    Cooksie is 4 parallel universes ahead out of all the Vtubers that he has clipped!

    • @user-uv7kf3dj6g
      @user-uv7kf3dj6g 2 роки тому +50

      *inserts terminalmontage mario meme*

    • @Cxy814
      @Cxy814 2 роки тому +23

      Cooksie is nearly as fast as r34 artist when they see something

    • @Woolyu
      @Woolyu 2 роки тому +5

      As fast as i screenshot nfts

    • @chicswag4657
      @chicswag4657 2 роки тому +4

      Cooksie in the vtuberverse of madness

    • @felderup
      @felderup 2 роки тому

      fbi agents blackmailed into service of flash?

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott 2 роки тому +1977

    Filian: *_"Cooksie, let's negotiate this a little bit!"_*
    Cooksie: _"I think we both know that ain't going to happen."_

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 2 роки тому +13

      Dr. Evil to Scot: How about NOOoo!

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 2 роки тому +9

      Cooksie: "haha, I'm in danger."

    • @ZombieSlayerN05
      @ZombieSlayerN05 2 роки тому +12

      *_"Let's agree to disagree!"_*
      ~Boris the animal

    • @takodachi792
      @takodachi792 2 роки тому +9

      Filian: "Cooksie, I have come to bargain!"

    • @ZombieSlayerN05
      @ZombieSlayerN05 2 роки тому +2

      @@takodachi792 nice I see what you did there. A man of culture I see, stay strange my friend.

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 2 роки тому +1114

    Filian: “Cooksie does not negotiate, Cooksie does not take prisoners.”
    When Skynet came online, it used Cooksie as the template for the T-800

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 2 роки тому +1993

    Silly Filian you should already know whenever you do these flips and reveal your behind, Cooksie will be watching. And he will clip those moments for the sake of science.

    • @J-starlight-77
      @J-starlight-77 2 роки тому +33

      I would give you a thumbs up but I don't want to ruin the number

    • @koopa515gamer
      @koopa515gamer 2 роки тому +30

      @@J-starlight-77 if you’re talking about 69 like thing, it’s already been ruined.

    • @Remnant-l4c
      @Remnant-l4c 2 роки тому +13

      Cooksie be lik : no matter where u go, where u hide, where and what types of secret u hide ......
      .......I will always be watching *in a chillin and intimidating voice* ...

    • @creepykoala7255
      @creepykoala7255 2 роки тому +17

      Cooksie is in every Vtuber stream at once.
      Neuron Activation is in every Vtuber comment section at once.
      Both, as you stated just now, for the sake of science.

    • @TheBlackAntagonist
      @TheBlackAntagonist 2 роки тому

      You could say she really...showed her ass. I'll leave UA-cam now.

  • @ahandgrenade3640
    @ahandgrenade3640 2 роки тому +1426

    The clippers are a collective. There is not just one Cooksie. There are thousands.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 2 роки тому +45

      No there's only one cooksie... the rest aren't cooksie... but if they were they'd all be the fastest clippers in the west.

    • @ahandgrenade3640
      @ahandgrenade3640 2 роки тому +37

      @@livedandletdie that doesn't mean that there isn't more than one person who works for the one true Cooksie.

    • @japanviewer
      @japanviewer 2 роки тому

      We are the Cooksie. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

    • @LexusKyran
      @LexusKyran 2 роки тому +40

      Cooksie isn't just a person.... it is an IDEA! An idea that all vtubers shall be clipped!

    • @weebiron
      @weebiron 2 роки тому

      @@livedandletdie wait is jonathon gustian cooksie?

  • @tacplayzboi
    @tacplayzboi 2 роки тому +419

    Cooksie just knows what his viewers like don't worry about it

  • @RikkiSan1
    @RikkiSan1 2 роки тому +469

    The Flash: "I'm the fastest person alive."
    Cooksie: "Are you sure about that?"

    • @e.v4892
      @e.v4892 2 роки тому +8

      I mean Cooksie is kinda like a cameraman?

    • @luzalterfem4739
      @luzalterfem4739 2 роки тому +21

      I'm starting to think that Cooksie used to be an NSFW artist, because this speed is not human.

    • @MrAnarchyMarine
      @MrAnarchyMarine 2 роки тому +4

      I mean who do you think films Mr. Allen's best scenes as the flash? Gotta be someone like Cooksie.

  • @charleswinchester1054
    @charleswinchester1054 2 роки тому +185

    Present Filian: This is good. This is great idea!
    Future Filian: That was a bad idea. Shouldn't have done that.

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious 2 роки тому +295

    1:56 filian pauses at just the right moment to flash us again

  • @darkestmoon5134
    @darkestmoon5134 2 роки тому +580

    I can’t count how many times I’ve seen Cooksie upload something in less than an hour after it happened. Cooksie is either a God or you’d almost swear it’s a group of people.😅

    • @bmo3778
      @bmo3778 2 роки тому +25

      they are very close to vtuber fans who upload within 20 minutes

    • @luzalterfem4739
      @luzalterfem4739 2 роки тому +45

      Cooksie has the same speed as Rule 34 artists.

    • @iamagirrafe5132
      @iamagirrafe5132 2 роки тому +7

      I wouldn’t say that considering that someone drew a very detailed image of Klara from pokemon sword dlc not even 24 HOURS AFTER IT WAS ANNOUNCED

    • @jzpowell2108
      @jzpowell2108 2 роки тому

      Cooksie=Skynet

  • @lexingtonthelion5478
    @lexingtonthelion5478 2 роки тому +65

    Henchman: "What do we do with the survivors?"
    Cooksie: "There weren't any survivors." 👿

  • @Darkoriax17
    @Darkoriax17 2 роки тому +94

    Filian: Cooksie let’s negotiate!
    Cooksie: DEMOCRACY, IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.

  • @Circ00mspice
    @Circ00mspice 2 роки тому +39

    "You were right about one thing master: the negotiations were short."
    -Obi Wan Kenobi

  • @westonflame9702
    @westonflame9702 2 роки тому +81

    Her scream of absolute dread is so good.

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd 2 роки тому +47

    She brought it on herself

    • @thunderring8056
      @thunderring8056 2 роки тому +8

      She knows the consequences yet she does it anyway.

  • @takengrinendmmar
    @takengrinendmmar 2 роки тому +136

    2:20 THAT SPLIT SECOND SMILE LMFAO 💀😭

  • @IGONECRAZYYY189
    @IGONECRAZYYY189 2 роки тому +36

    Filian: "Cooksie, we can talk about this! We can negotiate!"
    Cooksie: "The time for talk has passed. The lord's work must be done."

    • @ShadiC636
      @ShadiC636 2 роки тому +2

      “Make no mistake about why we’re here. This is an extermination.”

  • @Red_Regera_147
    @Red_Regera_147 2 роки тому +4

    0:07 the random "SHUT UP!" killed me 😂

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 2 роки тому +295

    Filian putting up her body for the sake of cultured science, what an upstanding gal.
    Love ya Filian, as a friend of course.

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 2 роки тому

      Insert Ludwig video*

    • @havefeith
      @havefeith 2 роки тому

      Just wanted to say, your current username reminds me of Neptune from Hyperdimension Neptunia.

  • @adarshkamoda9183
    @adarshkamoda9183 2 роки тому +32

    So, in this videogame, there's a character that can make hundreds of copies of himself that can spread over hundreds of kilometers.
    Cooksie is the real life incarnation of that character. Man's everywhere, clipping with unparalleled comedic precision.

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 2 роки тому +55

    Fillian: "Cooksie does not negotiate. Cooksie takes no prisoners."
    Cooksie: ck ck ;)

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 2 роки тому +22

    I'm in love with how familiar Cooksie is to pretty much every Vtuber.

  • @AricShadowDragon
    @AricShadowDragon 2 роки тому +14

    Cooksie watches all and knows all XD

  • @doctordummiebeta6280
    @doctordummiebeta6280 2 роки тому +9

    Filian: WHAT IS THIS!?
    *Cooksie casualing whistling and walking away*

  • @triplets5683
    @triplets5683 2 роки тому +34

    Cooksie you've been caught, good job solider now your more famous with fillians chat for any newcomers

  • @TheConfusedOne101
    @TheConfusedOne101 2 роки тому +6

    Filian : "WHAT IS THIS?"
    The entire chat : "SHUT UP!"

  • @Real_MisterSir
    @Real_MisterSir 2 роки тому +3

    Gotta love how every single Filian upload by Cooksie is a flashbang clip :D
    the clip shipper never misses a beat

  • @sleepyslipper9208
    @sleepyslipper9208 2 роки тому +11

    The reason cooksie is everywhere is because he’s speed running.

  • @mizuki8837
    @mizuki8837 Рік тому +2

    Ah i still remember this, one of the clips thati watch when I was still new here

  • @jzpowell2108
    @jzpowell2108 2 роки тому +18

    I’m convinced at this point Cooksie is Skynet and whilst learning to destroy humanity came across a vtuber and was like “Yes, this will be the method to their downfall”
    Convince me otherwise

  • @Slaegar
    @Slaegar 2 роки тому +2

    Just gonna drop some ass in here. - Filly Cheese Steak

  • @Xemnase
    @Xemnase 2 роки тому +4

    We are all watched by Cooksie. It's only a matter of time before we are all clipped.... fear the Deity named Cooksie

  • @deusex3533
    @deusex3533 2 роки тому +4

    02:10
    "Cooksie, let's negociate !"
    Cooksie : "You know the rules... And so, do I !~~"

    • @kiryl5476
      @kiryl5476 2 роки тому +1

      Why I read the second part with Zen's voice in my head?

  • @jesselockhart1230
    @jesselockhart1230 2 роки тому +2

    Cooksie always chooses violence!

  • @Marksnus
    @Marksnus 2 роки тому +1

    "Oh no another totally unintended flash! Cooksie dont clip this! Dont give me free advertising!"

  • @CowKirbo
    @CowKirbo 2 роки тому +7

    Filian is already the best vtuber. Her videos are so chaotic and funny it's great

  • @kazegaki9724
    @kazegaki9724 2 роки тому +2

    Cooksie still hunting down other vtubers one after another

  • @chaoscagawan8193
    @chaoscagawan8193 2 роки тому +2

    Bad news Fillian. Its 100k and counting

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 2 роки тому +1

    Cooksie is to flashbang clips as Highlight Heaven is to f'ed up moments that happen in live NFL games
    Which makes me wonder when Filian is gonna streak during one of those Amazon Thursday games

  • @Nano12123
    @Nano12123 2 роки тому +9

    God, we somehow need more VTubers react to clips from Cooksie

  • @antoineharris5875
    @antoineharris5875 2 роки тому +6

    Cooksie has no conscious he is a being of malice and speed no one can escape his clip speed.....

  • @midnightneon9368
    @midnightneon9368 2 роки тому +2

    When you're so fast you tap the notification as it suddenly pops up

  • @chaotick100
    @chaotick100 2 роки тому +1

    well it got over 100k…. and so did the reaction! before 24 hours! rip the flipping cat girl

  • @-A-....
    @-A-.... 2 роки тому +2

    2:00 another flashbang

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 2 роки тому +8

    Filian and Cooksie figured out how to generate infinite content. It is the multiverse of madness of vTubing.

  • @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581
    @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 2 роки тому +1

    Did cookie clip themself being called out to show filian reacting to her own butt. Genius

  • @TheShadow1347
    @TheShadow1347 2 роки тому +1

    Filian: Cooksie, what is this?
    Cooksie: content

  • @yotsubanumber1fan
    @yotsubanumber1fan 2 роки тому +1

    1:59 she pauses at the right time

  • @billy_komic0598
    @billy_komic0598 2 роки тому +5

    Doctor Strange: Cooksie Clipping is a concept about which we know frighteningly little.
    Spider-Man: Cooksie is real?!
    Doctor Strange: This shouldn't be possible.

  • @williammanis4712
    @williammanis4712 2 роки тому +4

    it's just a vtuber rule now... never underestimate Cooksie's power.

  • @DarylxPain
    @DarylxPain 2 роки тому +3

    Welp......... that escalated quickly
    I think this the fastest a vtuber has found a clip of themselves

  • @shenronguimeli2044
    @shenronguimeli2044 2 роки тому +1

    I love how all people who interact with vtubers know the immense power and aura of Cooksie he holds immense power over the entire community not much unlike a king

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama 2 роки тому +1

    Cooksie is secretly an enormous collective that is always watching every channel.

  • @yetiman8442
    @yetiman8442 2 роки тому +1

    Hail to Cooksie the all seeing lord!

  • @runikvarze6191
    @runikvarze6191 2 роки тому +1

    Not only did Cooksie upload it. He uploaded the reaction to it. Twice the mileage out of the same clip!

  • @cptmidnight6117
    @cptmidnight6117 2 роки тому +1

    I really do see Filian taking the throne as the queen of flash bangs. Lol

  • @TomoHawKzZ
    @TomoHawKzZ 2 роки тому +1

    Currently on 135k views, RIP Filians Vtuber carreer.

  • @CaseytheComedian
    @CaseytheComedian 2 роки тому +1

    That smiley face at 2:20 ... 🤣🤣🤣
    Cooksie is straight-up ruthless and you gotta love it 😅 (At least he was nice enough to change the thumbnail, lol)

  • @nomilon429
    @nomilon429 2 роки тому +1

    Cooksie probably be an omnipresent being lmao

  • @GameVeteran86
    @GameVeteran86 2 роки тому

    Filian: “I’m not going to eff this up.”
    *Immediately proceeds to fuck it up*

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 2 роки тому +1

    Clearly it is delicious cake, Filian.

  • @Rjey45ForteFev
    @Rjey45ForteFev 2 роки тому +1

    Cooksie have 20 monitors and 6 computers

  • @AlphaX02
    @AlphaX02 2 роки тому

    "It was a calculated risk, but boy am I bad at math" is a phrase that comes to mind.

  • @Spectre-907
    @Spectre-907 2 роки тому +1

    "if this gets 100k views"
    and this one is pushing 4x that

  • @altoid3453
    @altoid3453 2 роки тому +1

    I'd believe cooksie has friends in each chat who inform cooksie of lewd and or memerable clips

  • @HaydenLycoris
    @HaydenLycoris 2 роки тому

    I'm convinced Cooksie is the embodiment of Lightning Mcqueen's quote "I. Am. Speed"

  • @doubt3430
    @doubt3430 2 роки тому

    She got that interstellar sentry array with her ability to see literally everything

  • @daigokyoshiro9164
    @daigokyoshiro9164 2 роки тому

    Cooksie has the all clipping eye,
    I support you brotha for supporting the existence of us cultured men

  • @sebastiantschatordai
    @sebastiantschatordai Рік тому

    "Check yourself before you flash yourself." Filian, probably.

  • @robertfisher8359
    @robertfisher8359 2 роки тому

    "If this gets 100,000 views..."
    It's 138,000 and counting.

  • @nightokami5994
    @nightokami5994 2 роки тому

    Cooksie:i am not just a clipper.
    Cooksie:I AM THE CLIPPER!!!!

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 2 роки тому +1

    He takes no prisoners indeed. Even their reactions to his clips become his clips.
    There is no victory against Cooksie. Only acknowledgement that they have met their better.

  • @ijnyuudachi4917
    @ijnyuudachi4917 2 роки тому

    Cooksie "it's nothing personal...it's just business"

  • @PrecursorIdeliron
    @PrecursorIdeliron 2 роки тому

    This has to be the most meta clip I’ve seen in ages.

  • @Maskof7eyes2
    @Maskof7eyes2 2 роки тому

    she does this over and over AND NEVER LEARNS its kinda adorable NGL

  • @faye61
    @faye61 2 роки тому +1

    Cooksie is the justin Y for vtube

  • @whatisnot1926
    @whatisnot1926 2 роки тому

    Fillian: "Cooksie what is this?"
    Cooksie: I'll just go ahead and put that in the title.

  • @JustSomeDamnGinger
    @JustSomeDamnGinger 2 роки тому

    Cooksie looking at 200 different v-tuber streams at once like The Architect in The Matrix.

  • @Bob.Roberts
    @Bob.Roberts 2 роки тому +1

    Cooksie's promo of "- Follow filian below! -" seems to have a dual meaning here.

  • @anacreon212
    @anacreon212 2 роки тому

    chat being in the exact same spot too so it over laps with its self xD

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 2 роки тому +1

    This is some quality Cooksie Inception right here.

  • @trevor8038
    @trevor8038 2 роки тому +1

    Cooksie out here watching 8 streams on 4 monitors, gettin that lewd gold

  • @crovode
    @crovode 2 роки тому

    Well, that video is now at over 100k. Your move, Filian...

  • @proudamerican183
    @proudamerican183 2 роки тому +1

    0:54 Well, looks like Filian is deleting her channel. About 200K views.
    Edit: 1:57 I just realized she flashed again.

  • @SquishyBauBau
    @SquishyBauBau 2 роки тому +1

    Filian: Caught in 4k
    Cooksie: Get my good side ;)

  • @MrSociophobia
    @MrSociophobia 2 роки тому

    Getting a clip, and getting a clip from the reaction to the first clip, it's a money printing machine🤣

  • @Code_Machine
    @Code_Machine 2 роки тому +1

    " if this reaches 100k vies I will delete twitch"
    RIP

  • @natsudragneelthefiredragon
    @natsudragneelthefiredragon 2 роки тому

    Cooksie probably has multiple tabs with streams open waiting until he hears his name to be summoned

  • @LiterallyJustConversing
    @LiterallyJustConversing 2 роки тому

    In before he clips her reacting to a clip of her reacting to a clip of her usual shenanigans.

  • @hugochristian5374
    @hugochristian5374 2 роки тому

    Cooksie: i am 4 pararel universe ahead from every v tuber

  • @Bunny_Crystal
    @Bunny_Crystal 2 роки тому

    you know everytime i see that thumbnail i'm like oh boy that video is showing up again.
    and then now filian theirself seen it. glad im not the only one

  • @delmarclapp3350
    @delmarclapp3350 2 роки тому

    You have cemented your place in history as the fastest clipper in the world. No one can ever stop him.

  • @ephiscus224
    @ephiscus224 2 роки тому +6

    Don't worry. Soon they'll have to understand how futile their pathetic resistance is. Keep clipping, brother.

  • @lordrwbyandnepwatcher1387
    @lordrwbyandnepwatcher1387 2 роки тому +7

    No matter the power scales of these foolish Vtubers, Cooksie will be the final boss with his 7 monitor scorpion chair setup

  • @ryszakowy
    @ryszakowy 2 роки тому

    "was that sick?"
    no... it was perfect

  • @freakco1388
    @freakco1388 2 роки тому +1

    As of right now it’s at 100,000 views I wonder if she’s gonna keep her word

  • @masternate2993
    @masternate2993 2 роки тому

    You clipping her reacting to you clipping her......
    Balls in your court now filian

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 2 роки тому

    The moon is truly beautiful tonight.

  • @azmanabdula
    @azmanabdula 2 роки тому

    She keeps predicting the future and yet is still surprised