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  • @platenoise256
    @platenoise256 4 роки тому +9832

    me when i get arrested for driving on quaaludes

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 4 роки тому +364

      Habeus corpus. You feel me?

    • @hyperlink463
      @hyperlink463 4 роки тому +482

      And making a hard right on Saratoga

    • @InuminaSagashi
      @InuminaSagashi 4 роки тому +28

      Already memes

    • @burnt_lamp
      @burnt_lamp 4 роки тому +148

      I assume you made the rookie mistake of the hard right at Saratoga

    • @jaggerc.2017
      @jaggerc.2017 4 роки тому +106

      I’m pretty sure you were below 10 above the speed limit.

  • @TNS10000
    @TNS10000 3 роки тому +11139

    "Free my homie,he didn't do nothing!"
    The homie:

  • @benjamin6918
    @benjamin6918 8 місяців тому +3386

    This would unironically have catapulted me into psychosis if I had seen it in the height of my opium addiction in 2021

    • @deeml3986
      @deeml3986 7 місяців тому +281

      I was in fact watching pilotredsun shortly before having a major psychotic break in 2020 and then converted to Christianity LMAO

    • @bigbigx2250
      @bigbigx2250 7 місяців тому +6

      Unironically isn't a word

    • @KVWI
      @KVWI 7 місяців тому

      ​@@bigbigx2250I'm here to inform you that it in fact is a word

    • @caskinfg
      @caskinfg 7 місяців тому

      @@bigbigx2250 It is once enough people use it.

    • @milkhunterhaha
      @milkhunterhaha 7 місяців тому

      @@bigbigx2250stop talking

  • @shadowbear1231
    @shadowbear1231 11 місяців тому +397

    He's been in there for 16 years now. Hope he stays there

    • @geraldsanchez1934
      @geraldsanchez1934 9 місяців тому +20

      Rumor is he might be up for parole in 2033, but don't tell him.

    • @ljavwa3459
      @ljavwa3459 7 місяців тому

      ​@@geraldsanchez19342033 was yesterday.

    • @jackschnipke926
      @jackschnipke926 7 місяців тому +3

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    • @geraldsanchez1934
      @geraldsanchez1934 7 місяців тому +1

      @jackschnipke926 Dont worry, he was recaptured when he got stopped at the Border. He's back in prison facing additional charges.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 7 місяців тому +2

      He was going to be up for parole in 2027.

  • @DailyBimmers
    @DailyBimmers 3 роки тому +20415

    This is what adult swim felt like as a kid when I stayed up too late

  • @andreamikoda9657
    @andreamikoda9657 6 років тому +4920

    Hate when he bounces i feel threatened

    • @KikoPlayBoy
      @KikoPlayBoy 6 років тому +56

      Andrea Mikoda yeah same

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 5 років тому +117

      Andrea Mikoda He just does it because he’s anxious to get out of jail.

    • @somedumbass7825
      @somedumbass7825 5 років тому +68

      I’m just imagining watching bounce around in VR
      that would scare me

    • @dog-n2b
      @dog-n2b 5 років тому +53

      @@ayylmao575 dont lie to me and try to lower my defenses. everyone can see right through him

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 5 років тому +20

      TheHackingPwnzor *
      Are you ok?

  • @KingKyoryu1234
    @KingKyoryu1234 Рік тому +737

    The way he said "Habeus Corpus, ya feel me?" Gives me the feeling he has approximate knowledge of human laws, but only in an attempt to appear more personable, to lull you into a false sense of understanding or sympathy, just to try and trick you into letting him out.

    • @smarttravel3144
      @smarttravel3144 5 місяців тому +16

      He doesn't even have a corpus to speak of!

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker 5 місяців тому +18

      He must be a really good emotional manipulator. This is probably why he's behind doors with "HIGH RISK" label. This man free would probably be a disaster for the human race.

    • @SquareOstrich
      @SquareOstrich 3 місяці тому +9

      I have approximate knowledge of human laws

    • @Moe_Posting_Chad
      @Moe_Posting_Chad 18 днів тому +4

      So much characterization in so few lines of monologue. I wish I was good at character writing...

    • @suebrown4579
      @suebrown4579 День тому

      So a scp​@@lunecker

  • @KapustaCuber
    @KapustaCuber 2 роки тому +1024

    5 years ago today, this bolus was revealed. 15 years and counting. Did he do it? We may never know.

    • @zejash
      @zejash Рік тому +43

      how can you see his face and not know without a shadow of a doubt that he DID do it

    • @stegwise
      @stegwise 10 місяців тому +12

      he did it

    • @p-kong
      @p-kong 10 місяців тому +6

      i thought this is the ego orb from earthbound

    • @lucianene7741
      @lucianene7741 10 місяців тому

      He might be free by now.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 10 місяців тому +6

      I was going to argue that his name literally means he did it (or did _something),_ but then I remembered "felon" just means he was convicted, not that he did it.

  • @lollynight4604
    @lollynight4604 4 роки тому +20928

    this unsettled me to the point where the door closing on him was a genuine relief

    • @elevatedcosmonaut1433
      @elevatedcosmonaut1433 4 роки тому +560

      Lolly Night his very oil like animation and unsettlingly echoey voice does that

    • @keroflobs
      @keroflobs 4 роки тому +555

      Idk his crime and that’s what is unsettling to me

    • @gamergrill9629
      @gamergrill9629 4 роки тому +336

      Same. He's great at making you feel emotions with these videos. I genuinely felt a drop in my stomach because of his eerieness.

    • @RedesCat
      @RedesCat 4 роки тому +176

      When he starts bouncing

    • @Rusty221
      @Rusty221 4 роки тому +99

      @@keroflobs he didn't do it

  • @macklbabyy
    @macklbabyy 3 роки тому +9819

    this feels way longer than 48 seconds

    • @stephenrowe3079
      @stephenrowe3079 3 роки тому +137

      Holy shit, I’ve only just realised that’s how short it is. It definitely feels way longer.

    • @saurie7861
      @saurie7861 3 роки тому +20

      feels shorter

    • @Helpadoggoreachsubs
      @Helpadoggoreachsubs 2 роки тому +32

      Feels like it's 48 seconds

    • @SoulDelSol
      @SoulDelSol 2 роки тому +14

      It's droning on and on and on, I've been watching for a while and I'm still only 17 seconds in.

    • @SoulDelSol
      @SoulDelSol 2 роки тому +8

      F this, I'm gonna skip to end and see what happens

  • @Goldthecat
    @Goldthecat Рік тому +67

    39 buried, 0 found

  • @lunecker
    @lunecker 7 місяців тому +74

    0:31 that smile after "i didnt do it" was terrifying. No idea what he has done, but it surely must be something truly terrible

  • @WhoElseButZane
    @WhoElseButZane 3 роки тому +10852

    Imagine being the guy next to the cell where every 30 seconds you gotta hear BWWOHHM BWOOHM BWOHHMBWOHHM BWOOOOHHMMMM

  • @Thismaninyourdreams
    @Thismaninyourdreams 6 років тому +11792

    Looks like they finally caught the dirty bubble

  • @Kastigatr
    @Kastigatr 2 роки тому +397

    To this day, I do not know where the dog bark noises are coming from, nor do I understand why the bolus periodically looks to its left and grimaces. How the bolus bounces off the walls of its cell to conclude by bounding directly at the viewer is the stuff of dreams that become nightmares. In fact, the sight of all of this, both soothingly familiar yet outlandishly terrifying, is the stuff of dreams

    • @SouthRing_Scratch.
      @SouthRing_Scratch. Рік тому +57

      Another comment says that his looking left and right are him trying to hide his subtle body movements that tell you hes lying

    • @TheGrandexeno
      @TheGrandexeno 10 місяців тому +10

      To me the "bark noise" reminded of some doom I mobs, may want to check

    • @suwakomoriya5145
      @suwakomoriya5145 8 місяців тому +8

      It could be him having memories of police dogs chasing him

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 7 місяців тому +3

      Solitary confinement does that.

    • @Dododeath
      @Dododeath 4 місяці тому +3

      i have a theory that this ball thing was made just for a school project or just practicing how to shade 3d objects and facial expressions, thats why it turns to the left, then he thought it would be good for a video

  • @friendoftheoyster3906
    @friendoftheoyster3906 Рік тому +28

    Theres a bunk bed. Some poor soul has to live in the same room as him

  • @heythere5167
    @heythere5167 7 років тому +7895

    this is a much better version of the emoji movie

    • @jaycardo2944
      @jaycardo2944 7 років тому +113

      bolus new emoji confirmed

    • @boogyboogyboogy
      @boogyboogyboogy 7 років тому +28

      Hey There wait, this isn't the emoji movie trailer?

    • @COYOTE743
      @COYOTE743 7 років тому +22

      Hey There 🌚

    • @heythere5167
      @heythere5167 7 років тому +40

      Muhammad . exe 🌝 this is the one

    • @johndivine5875
      @johndivine5875 7 років тому +8

      Hey There e

  • @CapuccinoMachine
    @CapuccinoMachine 3 роки тому +6541

    "habeas corpus, ya feel me?"
    literally sentenced to jail by a judge

    • @bender142857
      @bender142857 3 роки тому +610

      He has no body (corpus), is what he's saying

    • @mofocesarundefeatedbeast6627
      @mofocesarundefeatedbeast6627 3 роки тому +258

      @@bender142857 damn yep no body no case

    • @CorpseDollar
      @CorpseDollar 3 роки тому +466

      @@b_ohbo so he literally doesn’t have a body to bring to court so that’s why he’s innocent
      I still don’t trust him

    • @stolensentience
      @stolensentience 3 роки тому +115

      Even so, he headed to jail

    • @Pugtail
      @Pugtail 3 роки тому +67

      @@stolensentience aw you should have said 'Even so, he went a-head to jail'

  • @turtlemcturtturt
    @turtlemcturtturt 11 місяців тому +36

    Only 4 years left...

  • @WhyDidIJustEatThat
    @WhyDidIJustEatThat 7 років тому +4520

    *Object Class:* Euclid

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 6 років тому +73

      WhyDidIJustEatThat
      Is he a SCP already?

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 6 років тому +179

      Patrik Nugent
      But Object Classes don't signify danger levels, they show the difficulty of containment. To illustrate, a button that destroys the universe when pushed would be considered Safe, while a harmless cat that teleports haphazardly would be considered Keter. It's common for more dangerous SCPs to be Keter, though, and vice versa.
      Anyway, I guess he would be Safe considering a regular cell is containing him.

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 6 років тому +75

      Now that I think about it, sentient objects are usually labelled Euclid. Then again, this floating ball is being contained by a simple, (presumably) locked, door.

    • @akbaer60
      @akbaer60 6 років тому +80

      Ironic, because the surface of a sphere is a non-euclidian object.

    • @MinidouxButReal
      @MinidouxButReal 6 років тому +28

      Object class: Keter

  • @Supergamer2525
    @Supergamer2525 3 роки тому +8289

    I think he should stay in there. I don't know what he did, but it feels safer this way.

    • @slugyourpal
      @slugyourpal 3 роки тому +474

      I felt safer when the "High risk" door closed because then he couldn't hurt me

    • @tardwrangler
      @tardwrangler 3 роки тому +201

      You’re the problem *bounces around room*

    • @matthewryan6187
      @matthewryan6187 3 роки тому +153

      He'll join your party and do high dps but will betray you later and get another party member killed

    • @TheThunderWeasel
      @TheThunderWeasel 3 роки тому +52

      Hey, now. You're starting to sound like the United States.

    • @bradwillard8009
      @bradwillard8009 3 роки тому +44

      i think that’s the way this video was meant to be interpreted. i feel PRS writes himself as both the prisoner and the warden. The thoughts inside of his head are itching to get out and be expressed somehow, yet he keeps them imprisoned as “high risk”. They might be outlandish and/or concerning, not just to others but also himself. So he marks them as high risk and distracts himself with something else, yet they still inevitably are impossible to ignore as they bounce around his conscience.

  • @supersmashbro596
    @supersmashbro596 2 роки тому +1521

    0:22 the exact moment when all sympathy for him is lost and you know exactly what he's in for.

  • @RolodexEnigma
    @RolodexEnigma 10 місяців тому +121

    I just woke up half drunk to use the bathroom and the dark ambient soundscape I used to fall asleep was still playing. I came back half asleep and saw this on my front page so i clicked it having not seen it before and the voice combined with the low droning hum made for a dread filled tension thicker than cold oatmeal, so much so that I actually jumped back when he rushed towards the screen. I'm going back to bed.

  • @weorgegashington9689
    @weorgegashington9689 4 роки тому +11084

    They should play this unannounced on Nick Jr.

    • @duck966
      @duck966 4 роки тому +288

      and the pringles one

    • @devincrawford6508
      @devincrawford6508 4 роки тому +290

      I think the Old Nick Jr would have went for that

    • @supaplayer
      @supaplayer 4 роки тому +132

      Just the dirty bubble

    • @duck966
      @duck966 4 роки тому +16

      @@supaplayer nah man you stol that joke

    • @supaplayer
      @supaplayer 4 роки тому +23

      Duck I did not, I was referencing it

  • @HaloJaxed
    @HaloJaxed 4 роки тому +8169

    His bouncing didn't touch any of the corners, 10 more years.

  • @bobbykevin
    @bobbykevin 10 місяців тому +69

    If the ego orb dosent serve another ten years I will never feel safe again.

  • @Ascertivus
    @Ascertivus Рік тому +18

    I think that part of the reason PilotRedSun's videos are so unsettling is that the scenes they're set in lack windows or views of the outside world. Sort of traps you in with the subjects, particularly this one.

  • @Mindcreat0r
    @Mindcreat0r 3 роки тому +19247

    I consistently come back to this video to remind myself that he’s still behind bars. Makes me feel safe.

    • @KendegohLucavi
      @KendegohLucavi 2 роки тому +156

      SAME

    • @AnimeniacSimey
      @AnimeniacSimey 2 роки тому +829

      One day Pilot's just gonna post a video with an empty cell, sirens going off and screams of undescribable pain

    • @Mayayapayapa
      @Mayayapayapa 2 роки тому +71

      Same, his faces are just-😰

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 роки тому +7

      whty

    • @Pixiesfairiedust
      @Pixiesfairiedust 2 роки тому +29

      Mans was wrongly accused and your happy? You disgust me.

  • @TheNinja94a
    @TheNinja94a 3 роки тому +5510

    "Now only God knows when I'm free."
    *Airhorn*
    *Death Grips*

    • @AustinAlso
      @AustinAlso 3 роки тому +111

      This video is what got me into Death Grips

    • @revpyx
      @revpyx 3 роки тому +50

      GETGETGETGOTGOTGOT

    • @Aristas-zd5vd
      @Aristas-zd5vd 3 роки тому +3

      666 likes holy shit.

    • @dazedelectro
      @dazedelectro 3 роки тому +16

      Get get get get got got got got i got blood rushing throw my head

    • @zenith7910
      @zenith7910 3 роки тому +28

      Literally sounds like the start to No Love.

  • @bbyrat
    @bbyrat Рік тому +131

    4 years and countless rewatches. this still fills me with more dread than most horror movies

  • @Lmomjian
    @Lmomjian 4 роки тому +3058

    it takes talent to make something so disgusting

    • @Zipotricks
      @Zipotricks 3 роки тому +55

      This made me laugh and its true. Thank you stranger.

    • @Lmomjian
      @Lmomjian 3 роки тому +10

      @@Zipotricks im glad you liked it man

    • @myribs
      @myribs 3 роки тому +11

      yeah like you

    • @Lmomjian
      @Lmomjian 3 роки тому +8

      @@myribs lol

    • @subifuhatedub871
      @subifuhatedub871 3 роки тому +12

      I would say that to your mom

  • @phantolmao
    @phantolmao 3 роки тому +14020

    This guys lives in every Thomas The Tank Engine character. The trains are but a vessel through which his species travels.

  • @bdaypartymyplace
    @bdaypartymyplace 10 місяців тому +37

    this is actually very much like one of the worst nightmares I had as a child. I dreamt I was playing a video game and it was kind of like a sick Homer Simpson head bouncing around like that, and getting madder and sicker as it bounced around, and starting to look at me. Like, that dream made me sick but the horror of this video is amazing. The absurdity is what makes it like a real nightmare a kid would have, which I kind of did

  • @Atmos_Glitch
    @Atmos_Glitch Рік тому +12

    They got some unfortunate looking clocks in that dimension, damn...

  • @antonhengst8667
    @antonhengst8667 2 роки тому +6903

    The lack of a jumpscare at the end was worse than an actual jumpscare

    • @WeaselKing1000
      @WeaselKing1000 2 роки тому +198

      Yeah, I was expecting one massive BWOOOOOOMMMM off the hatch in the door.

    • @ElloItsSmee
      @ElloItsSmee 2 роки тому +45

      I was expecting him to bounce back down and the vine boom sound effect would play

    • @germanshepherd2701
      @germanshepherd2701 2 роки тому +67

      Yup 100% makes me feel like the next time someone opens the door that’s when he’ll bum rush, he’ll be hiding in the corner where we last saw him

    • @weegeemike
      @weegeemike 2 роки тому +41

      I was expecting him to squeeze thru the little hole in the door and scream with a scary face...sometimes not having a jump scare is better because it leaves it to one's bizarre imagination

    • @ralphthejedimaster
      @ralphthejedimaster 2 роки тому +12

      every time i rewatch i still expect this

  • @flipperthedeaddolphin9470
    @flipperthedeaddolphin9470 4 роки тому +3012

    I think he needs some air. Point that air at him.

  • @dez-m
    @dez-m Рік тому +26

    Something I noticed is that as much as he slows down, even to a stop, his entropy is preserved and continues to move depending on what he bounces off of. What is sad is that it seems like he is stuck in this behavior, and he can only choose to let go and give into his trajectory.

  • @thefunnyman3008
    @thefunnyman3008 5 місяців тому +36

    The description of this video implies that he has 10 more years to serve. This video was released on june 2nd. June 2nd, 2027 is his approximate date of release. We dont have much time.

    • @incinncity
      @incinncity 3 місяці тому

      Nah he said he's been in the county for 10 years, and "now God only knows when im free". He's in for life

  • @youseenednedisdead
    @youseenednedisdead 9 місяців тому +12

    im obsessed with his little ticks like his face scrunch and his look to the right. his whole animation is like a perfect recreation of the talking heads from fallout 1 and 2

  • @windmill4046
    @windmill4046 6 років тому +2869

    Today is the 1st year of Bolus's 10 year sentence.

    • @irisius7551
      @irisius7551 5 років тому +49

      Almost year 2

    • @darbwashere
      @darbwashere 5 років тому +37

      now it’s the 2 ;)

    • @Goresaka
      @Goresaka 5 років тому +31

      Still 8 to go

    • @commenteroftruth9790
      @commenteroftruth9790 4 роки тому +97

      No, hes already been there 10 years. jeeze.

    • @UoirLocer
      @UoirLocer 4 роки тому +50

      @@commenteroftruth9790 he deserves 10 more

  • @CrazyBorisProduction
    @CrazyBorisProduction 2 роки тому +5257

    One day I'm gonna return to this video but it'll just be a video of an empty cell, which means he found a way out of there and I have to change addresses again.

    • @LinkiePup
      @LinkiePup 2 роки тому +57

      Why is the ball man after you?

    • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
      @WelcomeToDERPLAND 2 роки тому +33

      May we never live to see the day.

    • @kosakukawajiri8331
      @kosakukawajiri8331 2 роки тому +17

      @@LinkiePup he has a jaw

    • @LinkiePup
      @LinkiePup 2 роки тому +3

      @@kosakukawajiri8331 not a JAW

    • @sircolt8184
      @sircolt8184 2 роки тому +2

      Zurvival Zombiecraft Z is still in ea dude. When are you going to release it.

  • @mordekaihorowitz
    @mordekaihorowitz 11 місяців тому +15

    When he started bouncing around the room I started laughing, but when he approached the camera my heart dropped

  • @Beckwourth
    @Beckwourth 9 місяців тому +57

    Bolus will be free in 4 years 😨

    • @danielsimms4262
      @danielsimms4262 7 місяців тому +10

      No, he served 10 years in this video. He's in for life.

  • @DukeOfBurlap
    @DukeOfBurlap 4 роки тому +4997

    This feels like an interaction with a character in a game where there’s no right answer or action to take.

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 роки тому +138

      No light or dark side points, no karma/influence gained or lost from friends and companions, the game just kinda...leaves it up to you. I envision this like me playing a PC game many years ago thinking "😳 WHAT CUTSCENE DID I JUST UNLOCK" and right at 0:48 the HUD textures might pop in around the corners of the screen for a millisecond before the video cuts to black and then hard cuts back to normal gameplay.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 роки тому +6

      So… Wet Robot Dreams?

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 роки тому +51

      He's an optional boss triggered by interacting with him

    • @Cheefoo124
      @Cheefoo124 3 роки тому +48

      Whatever you do, DON'T SAVE IN FRONT OF HIS DOOR. You'll be forced to interact with his door and you can't go back. At this point the only option is to start a new game!!!

    • @collinphan8387
      @collinphan8387 3 роки тому +3

      This comment has 666 likes.. 😥

  • @OdysseyTag
    @OdysseyTag 4 роки тому +5315

    'High Risk'? Must mean he took a hard right at Saratoga.

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 4 роки тому +184

      No flippin' way!

    • @jimmybuba2683
      @jimmybuba2683 4 роки тому +102

      This is what happens to your body when you consume Qualudes

    • @Markizas.Karabasas
      @Markizas.Karabasas 4 роки тому +82

      ​@@thetman0068 Best part of the video is how they get surprised when caught after taking only a single turn after going straight the whole time.

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 4 роки тому +30

      @@Markizas.Karabasas Quaaludes will do that to ya

    • @ChrisTrabantProject
      @ChrisTrabantProject 4 роки тому +9

      His videos are the shit haha

  • @toobigpingas
    @toobigpingas 2 роки тому +20

    Guys. We have 5 years left.

    • @jn5379
      @jn5379 2 роки тому +2

      Holy shit

    • @imadrifter
      @imadrifter 2 роки тому +4

      Nah, there's no way he'll make parole. You know he's gunna catch extra charges in there.

    • @TheNotSoRealJeff2
      @TheNotSoRealJeff2 Рік тому +4

      We're safe for the time being.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 2 місяці тому

      ​@@imadrifterhe got into AB with blood last year, he's not seeing sunlight no time soon

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 7 місяців тому +10

    Man, the dirty bubble sure has changed since I last saw him

  • @F0reman371
    @F0reman371 4 роки тому +2596

    He had my sympathy until their airhorn and pooping face.

  • @tenns7650
    @tenns7650 4 роки тому +2848

    Was the prompt for this animation “Make the least trustworthy being possibly comprehendable”?

    • @MaladyKayjo
      @MaladyKayjo 4 роки тому +30

      Tenn S yeah sounds about right

    • @white6505
      @white6505 4 роки тому +21

      """comprehendable""" more like watch without going completely insane

    • @tenns7650
      @tenns7650 4 роки тому +3

      trash 6anditz Le Petit Poilou. He’s a from a French children’s book. His name translated to little furry in English.

  • @proto_arkbit3100
    @proto_arkbit3100 7 місяців тому +6

    Imagine a bunch of these guys as a windows screensaver

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 2 роки тому +11

    this is what playing obscure windows 95 games felt like in the 90s

  • @officepirate1526
    @officepirate1526 7 років тому +2003

    Stay in the slammer Fiend

    • @PalmdaleBombs
      @PalmdaleBombs 7 років тому +115

      Office Pirate understandable have a good day

    • @jdbool
      @jdbool 7 років тому +4

      Heh

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 7 років тому +17

      🅱️ey 🅱️eter

    • @sergeiivanovichmosin6409
      @sergeiivanovichmosin6409 7 років тому +92

      Why? Who are you to say he doesn't deserve a second chance? Even though it is probably true that he did do it, he has already long since served his time. The sneaky and irregular facial expressions and movements he shows and even the lie he told you about being innocent that might've made you distrust him aren't the result of any ill will or connivery, instead they are more than likely the result of desperation, the result of 10 years of solitary confinement on the fragile human mind. "Bolus" en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/bolus has already been chewed out, and is on the edge of being swallowed into the dark abyss of madness. You say he needs another 10 years before learning his lesson, but from my point of view forcing even more time onto him is the worst possible thing you could do. If he ever during his 10 long years of pondering and regretting the past gained the ability to return to normal society, that chance will be gone if he is forced to rot for another 10 years in that cell.

    • @danielvdotcom
      @danielvdotcom 7 років тому +4

      cool story bro.

  • @ej-jz5rc
    @ej-jz5rc 3 роки тому +2496

    him bouncing into the screen scared the living shit out of me.

    • @iVenge
      @iVenge 3 роки тому +36

      but you knew it was coming

    • @bossbaddiegames
      @bossbaddiegames 3 роки тому +24

      That was the point. It was well made. It was made with that as a bulletpoint.

    • @Kriegter
      @Kriegter 2 роки тому +15

      you are rude. He was put in federal prison for a crime he didn't commit. The fact that the modern legal system lets something like this happen is beyond disgusting. No one should suffer like him. God knows how long he spent in the hole alone, and how often he got tortured by the guards. I really hope he leaves this prison a free man. #rounddudedidnothingwrong

    • @dolefinz0789
      @dolefinz0789 2 роки тому

      @@Kriegter is a try hard.

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 2 роки тому +3

      @@Kriegter no, clearly he is an extradimensional entity who manipulates people into thinking that

  • @JKadzionis
    @JKadzionis 4 місяці тому +4

    This unironically triggers my fight or flight response

  • @pixelcrunch300
    @pixelcrunch300 4 місяці тому +6

    Friendly reminder that the böluś has less than 6 years left in his prison sentence.

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 29 днів тому

      He said "ten years and counting", which means he's already been there for ten years, not that he was sentenced for ten years.

  • @BrickiestBrick
    @BrickiestBrick 7 років тому +1052

    What a felon, what a fiend

  • @BingoPanic
    @BingoPanic 7 років тому +1304

    I wonder if this orb has been imprisoned because he had the audacity to buy another brand of chips.

    • @yungchop6332
      @yungchop6332 7 років тому +19

      probably

    • @SpaceGod718
      @SpaceGod718 7 років тому +97

      Bingo Panic He regretted that purchase.

    • @christydale7153
      @christydale7153 6 років тому +8

      Bingo Panic I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    • @pk-drewski296
      @pk-drewski296 6 років тому +13

      He had the audacity to buy another chip.
      Now he regrets that purchase.

    • @Ollelmvg
      @Ollelmvg 6 років тому +7

      Really Now?

  • @iost5459
    @iost5459 Рік тому +12

    15 years and counting

  • @GenericHandle185
    @GenericHandle185 11 місяців тому +7

    God, let Bolus die in prison, 4 more short years and he's out.. I can't bear the thought.

  • @kingbyrd.1512
    @kingbyrd.1512 4 роки тому +694

    I missed the part where that's my problem.

    • @simonbeavan1061
      @simonbeavan1061 4 роки тому +48

      Feels like a response that would be available in New Vegas

    • @zomgpirate
      @zomgpirate 4 роки тому +10

      @@simonbeavan1061 The sepia color tone makes this feel like it could actually take place in New Vegas. If you were playing while blazed, I mean.

    • @jmonkey106
      @jmonkey106 4 роки тому +1

      zomgpirate He even sounds like a ghoul, so it could be a ghoul in prison

    • @getupoffyourgoo8045
      @getupoffyourgoo8045 4 роки тому +5

      The ad said three grand, I give you 100 grand.

    • @cupcayuk
      @cupcayuk 4 роки тому +5

      @@getupoffyourgoo8045 bonesaw is bready

  • @BubbatheB
    @BubbatheB 7 років тому +338

    Prime time for Prison time

  • @orangnejones
    @orangnejones 2 місяці тому +2

    We will have to encounter him once more in about 4 years

  • @user-cr3ti1vj6f
    @user-cr3ti1vj6f 7 місяців тому +2

    "you feel me?" - yes, we are filming

  • @illusionismm
    @illusionismm 4 роки тому +4689

    "Now only God knows when I'm free."
    *airhorn*
    *hardstyle kicks*

    • @aurum7695
      @aurum7695 4 роки тому +95

      Haha sounds like old school gabber kicks or something

    • @koenmetekohy1296
      @koenmetekohy1296 4 роки тому +20

      They sound like Ophidian kicks

    • @hyppoh5294
      @hyppoh5294 4 роки тому +26

      Now I know my samples when I make a hardstyle song

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 роки тому +27

      I just call em death grips noises

    • @DADVIDSS
      @DADVIDSS 3 роки тому +5

      wtf is the point in these comments are you doing closed captions for the hard of hearing or something

  • @unfa00
    @unfa00 3 роки тому +1906

    That hardstyle kick when he bounced off the walls, was on point.

    • @fohdeesha
      @fohdeesha 3 роки тому +58

      gets me every time. gabber ball

    • @kanedamikami7771
      @kanedamikami7771 3 роки тому +28

      @@fohdeesha He could be a Star in the Netherlands

    • @DjTrustNo.1
      @DjTrustNo.1 3 роки тому +1

      😜absolutely

    • @ether23-23
      @ether23-23 3 роки тому +7

      @@fohdeesha i haven't heard of gabber in years. time to strip naked and wake up the neighbors

    • @ellieboi
      @ellieboi 3 роки тому +1

      I watched a lot of your videos when I was trying to learn about DAWs for Linux. Funny seeing you here!

  • @lotharschramm5000
    @lotharschramm5000 9 місяців тому +18

    This video is so addictive for some reason, I keep coming back to it

  • @maratm9025
    @maratm9025 7 місяців тому +7

    Колобок, когда покатился не по той дорожке:

    • @drebkozeal1636
      @drebkozeal1636 7 місяців тому +2

      по белой дорожке

    • @haron5811
      @haron5811 6 місяців тому +1

      🧐Думаю такой колобок в тюрьме подсознания каждого человека, посаженный надеюсь навсегда😁

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo7476 4 роки тому +845

    "i wouldn't trust him as far as i could throw him"
    -my mom

    • @Sarah.Riedel
      @Sarah.Riedel 4 роки тому +40

      Please tell me your mom actually watched this lol

    • @B463L
      @B463L 3 роки тому +30

      Granted, you might be able to throw him pretty far.

    • @guineapig55555
      @guineapig55555 3 роки тому +8

      but it's a ball so.... u WOULD trust him?

    • @jasonjean5333
      @jasonjean5333 3 роки тому

      @@guineapig55555 but hes a human(??) Ball dude is mostly meat and bone i doubt youd be able to toss his far

    • @iminyourfridge894
      @iminyourfridge894 3 роки тому +1

      @@jasonjean5333 Which shows how little she trusts him

  • @saintbeau2779
    @saintbeau2779 6 років тому +629

    This feels like a CD-ROM game from the early 90's that you would find in a Goodwill.

    • @SharkWrestler
      @SharkWrestler 5 років тому +32

      If I found this as a game in my childhood I'd shit myself

    • @UoirLocer
      @UoirLocer 4 роки тому +3

      Petscop?

    • @CLK944
      @CLK944 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah that's the kind of videos he makes

    • @danolantern6030
      @danolantern6030 Рік тому

      Bro you are on point
      This really does have that vibe

  • @PetersPianoShoppe
    @PetersPianoShoppe 2 роки тому +6

    I realize now why I like PRS stuff so much. They give me the same freaky feeling as an adult that certain Sesame Street animations and puppetry segments did when I was a toddler.

  • @sergonowik2238
    @sergonowik2238 Рік тому +6

    habeas corpus, you feel me?

  • @_SoulJEM_
    @_SoulJEM_ 6 років тому +560

    you know. this one was actually disturbing

    • @SeamanGod
      @SeamanGod 4 роки тому +1

      @@tyronechickin1180 no thats me

    • @funderburk5
      @funderburk5 4 роки тому

      That's me in a past life.

    • @panwu6602
      @panwu6602 4 роки тому

      @@funderburk5 you too? xD

    • @finalomega8894
      @finalomega8894 4 роки тому

      Sounds like Batman.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 роки тому +737

    If you only saw him through the slot you’d be very shocked when the door opened and revealed he was a sphere.

    • @ndsntmttr
      @ndsntmttr 10 місяців тому

      The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, and forcibly SA children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcibly shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual SA happens when they are slipped something that incapacitates them or they are asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass women and children just to protect deviant SAers

  • @rsssfgr1374
    @rsssfgr1374 Рік тому +7

    alec baldwin

  • @harrydrake4173
    @harrydrake4173 Рік тому +8

    REMINDER: 10 YEARS IS THE SENTENCE HE'S SERVED SO FAR. IT SAYS AS MUCH IN THE DESCRIPTION, HENCE "TEN YEARS AND COUNTING"

  • @jkbflores37
    @jkbflores37 7 років тому +1212

    this feels like an obscure 90s computer game

    • @CneeKrunch
      @CneeKrunch 7 років тому +80

      Like a old DOS game found at a yard sale.

    • @grinchultimatum8097
      @grinchultimatum8097 7 років тому +21

      jake so does the rest of his output. It speaks to me

    • @THEONLYNAMERIGHT
      @THEONLYNAMERIGHT 7 років тому +11

      is this a valid soundtrack dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/tm4w5cg2ydjno7t/Habeas%20Corpus.mp3?dl=0

    • @AnonymousYoutuber69
      @AnonymousYoutuber69 7 років тому +2

      aha I was about to type the same thing

    • @macskar
      @macskar 7 років тому +20

      Purrple he said he is working on a game on his tumblr

  • @burst_ch.
    @burst_ch. 4 роки тому +193

    I want to be able to make those big meaty distorted reverb kicks when I crash into things, too

  • @extenduss
    @extenduss Рік тому +4

    Five more years until he's out.

  • @RevCo78
    @RevCo78 2 роки тому +6

    So, I'm not proud, but I was in county for four months once. They were backlogged so bad that my court date was 4 months away from the time I was arrested on a misdemeanor charge. I refuse to go to what they called D-Block so instead they put me in A-block which held nothing but felons. There were five different murderers there and a bunch of home invasions and some legit drug trafficking. I swear to God I met this dude there.

  • @simless282
    @simless282 4 роки тому +1692

    who else is gonna come back in 2027 to congratulate our boy on getting out

  • @michaelbertoncini561
    @michaelbertoncini561 7 місяців тому +4

    "Habeas corpus, you feel me"

  • @sushi121
    @sushi121 10 місяців тому +3

    4 years remaining

  • @MrMarioguy888
    @MrMarioguy888 7 років тому +1126

    Unfortunately, from the current aggressive behaviour I will contain him for another decade, unless he's reformed sooner. We simply can't afford a bolus in our society, the world is not a bowling alley.

  • @monk5058
    @monk5058 7 років тому +207

    what is that thing
    why is he arrested
    how does he fly
    why is he angry
    why did we put him in high risk
    how does he bounce around
    why does he have a realistic human face
    why does he turn around like that in 0:15
    why hes served 10 years
    does he deserve 10 more
    is that guy evil
    why theres 2 beds in the room while nobody lives with him
    is theres a story about all of those shorts
    does pilotredson wants to tell us something about him
    who is that in his patreon profile photo

  • @ranchdressing1037
    @ranchdressing1037 5 місяців тому +3

    We're paying for a toilet he will never use.

  • @noesunyoutuber7680
    @noesunyoutuber7680 Рік тому +3

    In 2027 Felonious Bolus is due for release. Will we be safe with this sphere back on the streets?

  • @vol1392
    @vol1392 7 років тому +298

    0:22
    it's past airhorn time, prime time for bouncing time.
    *bounces*

  • @Enragedlime
    @Enragedlime 3 роки тому +2107

    0:18 The Clock Drawing Test (CDT) is a nonverbal screening tool in which the patient is asked to draw a clock. Placement of the numbers around the circle requires visual-spatial, numerical sequencing, and planning abilities. The patient is then asked to draw the hands on the clock to indicate “ten minutes past 11 o’clock.” The test also assesses long-term attention, memory, auditory processing, motor programming, and frustration tolerance.

    • @kraftcheese93
      @kraftcheese93 2 роки тому +510

      The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

    • @H.V.C_Shino
      @H.V.C_Shino 2 роки тому +29

      @@kraftcheese93 AHAHAHA I HATE YOU

    • @actuallydog8175
      @actuallydog8175 2 роки тому +132

      @@kraftcheese93 I never laughed so fucking hard at a comment of another comment before, I hate you for writing this but at the same time it made my day lol

    • @jaykoerner
      @jaykoerner 2 роки тому +19

      @Hoovy Simulator 2 sorry rambling and pointless read if you want
      past means past beyond, by itself it means past top of hour(and top of hour means 00 minutes/top of clock), bottom of hour means 30 minutes (bottom of clock), quarter means 15 minutes in direction indicated, so it goes, hour(hour and 00 minutes) quarter past hour( hour and 15 minutes) bottom of the hour(hour and 30 minutes) quarter past bottom of the hour/quarter before hour(means hour and 45 minutes)

    • @elfascisto6549
      @elfascisto6549 2 роки тому +3

      @@actuallydog8175 could you explain it ?

  • @joshuagrahm3607
    @joshuagrahm3607 7 місяців тому +3

    ok. That's enough internet for today.

  • @thedonald8817
    @thedonald8817 2 місяці тому +2

    He's been in there 16 years and counting...

  • @thermonuclearegg7247
    @thermonuclearegg7247 5 років тому +574

    habeas corpus is the right to know what you are being inprisoned for

  • @someperson1531
    @someperson1531 7 років тому +888

    Is that the Dirty Bubble?

  • @octopusyogurt1883
    @octopusyogurt1883 7 місяців тому +3

    “Now only God knows when I’m free”
    I hope that’s never

  • @B20K3
    @B20K3 Рік тому +4

    5 more years until he's out... I'll be waiting for that follow up, Pilot.

  • @captaincanada3541
    @captaincanada3541 4 роки тому +225

    The randomly glancing right reminds me of the talking head NPCs from the original Fallout games

    • @thewisenoodle1116
      @thewisenoodle1116 4 роки тому +8

      those Fallout heads creeped me out. maybe that's why this video unsettles me so much

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 3 роки тому

      @@thewisenoodle1116 I think those were even actually 3d modeled heads out of clay, not computer graphics. Adds to the feel

  • @damjantarkanyi9479
    @damjantarkanyi9479 3 роки тому +633

    0:26
    "The first public exhibition of motion pictures occurred on 28th December 1895. 'Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat' is considered to be the first motion picture in modern history (altough more an experiment from the Lumière-brothers to use their 'invention' of film, it shows a train arriving at a passenger station). Popular legend has it that, when this film was shown, the first-night audience fled the cafe in terror, fearing being run over by the "approaching" train."
    This is how they must've felt.

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 2 роки тому +24

      thats on point lmao, exactly how i felt

    • @SoulboundRevived
      @SoulboundRevived 2 роки тому +18

      This comment both killed and revived me. I love it

    • @matthewfluckiger552
      @matthewfluckiger552 7 місяців тому

      I wonder what would have happened to that same audience if they showed this video to them.

  • @TheSethhunt
    @TheSethhunt Рік тому +3

    15 years and counting now

  • @Tidus9714
    @Tidus9714 2 роки тому +3

    Imagine to come back here and you only see an empty Cell.

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 4 роки тому +384

    I had a nightmare almost exactly like this but the sphere had a beard and he kept brushing it against me. I forgot about that nightmare until this video triggered a memory of it... Thanks alot

    • @stonedkeller1460
      @stonedkeller1460 4 роки тому +16

      the puzzler

    • @DrCooch
      @DrCooch 3 роки тому +9

      In my dream I sucked an Asian actresses toes

    • @DrCooch
      @DrCooch 3 роки тому +10

      @RougeLightGaming It was a lucid dream too, which made it even better, and messier.

    • @nevermind1742
      @nevermind1742 3 роки тому +1

      @@DrCooch fuck off why do you get the cool dreams

    • @Thewritingelf
      @Thewritingelf Рік тому +2

      That sounds so....disturbing.

  • @WarpxD
    @WarpxD 7 років тому +509

    I didn't expected to see this cutscene so early in the game.

    • @artemiswillow6148
      @artemiswillow6148 6 років тому +7

      Bruh, if he were to make a game out of this I'd so help him.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 6 років тому

      Caio Caos game?

    • @PilotRedSun
      @PilotRedSun  6 років тому +151

      some games have a bad ending. this one has a bad beginning

    • @RollyPollyPal
      @RollyPollyPal 6 років тому +8

      PilotRedSun bad beginning? Are you implying there is more of this to come?

    • @isabellev9576
      @isabellev9576 5 років тому

      PilotRedSun Heya, Mike. Why do you make these animations anyway?