I get velcro'd to a wall? VELCRO? I get kidnapped by a (cute) alien girl and instead of sci-fi restraints i get VELCRO?? What is this a budget alien abduction? Is your sci-fi bondage in for repairs? VELCRO?! Alright lets get this ASMR experiment going!
I really love this for some reason, I want more of it... especially the scanning bits where I'm strapped up and poked/prodded by alien beings. Oddly soothing
I'm pretty sure if this space station thingy was in LEO, it would probably raise a lot of questions from the US. Especially assuming that it's the size of a full lab, and also the US know about every single thing that is launched, I promise you, you would have ASAT missiles up there so fast.
I am commenting this on behalf of the UAC, We would like to know the whereabouts of this alien species to acquire some of their knowledge and, if possible, find a new alternative to argent energy
I hope i was born a bit late. I wished to be a cargo man, drive around the space and deliver new sources of energy for human and see a closer look of stars and especially see real aliens. If you guys can make it, please carry this for me. I'm pretty sure i wouldn't make it that long lifespan.
@@CurvedGD Yes, but what is your point? I'd still fall off the wall (assumed to be vertical) and then unceremoniously plop down. (i.e. towards the greatest centre of mass.) Assuming they have artificial gravity, or I'm on a planet. Otherwise I'd just float until I bump into something.
Also the fact that these aliens are studying what we humans should be studying right now (and should've been studying for decades) is both amusing and depressing 😂
As a person of science going into Bio-Tech I wouldn't be scared in the slightest once I understand the situation. In fact I'd be very curious about the tech and probably accidentally drive the alien crazy with questions about how the tech works and how I could replicate it.
@@drwahooforreal30 yeah probably but I still feel we would be dead just from the momentum but then again we take on the energy of a object we are attached to like cars or planes
Velcro is made at varying strengths, and is even sometimes industrial grade. With strong enough velcro on a wall surface, you really could just stick someone to it and they’d have trouble getting themselves down.
raise and shine (nothing happens) wakey wakey human (nothing happens) Stop right here you criminal scum! You broke the law! (listener immediately wakes up) Hey you, you're finally awake :) ❤ You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there (points the finger at a cute, fluffy alien Kitty)
![[F4A] Humans Can't Be That Great [Alien Abduction] [Alien Scientist x Listener] [Strangers to ???]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gUio6_7yxOE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Alien Abduction ASMR 👽 You've been taken away to be dissected and studied [Spaceship Bkg Sound]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yX3KaSirBmw/mqdefault.jpg)
Whatever that sound is at 6:29 I love it! It's perfect for that moment and gave me so many tingles
I'm feeling something is coming big and you made it worst 😶🛡️
I’m very happy that I have been seeing more Alien ASMR roleplay audio as of late.
Because I don’t have a chance with HUMAN girls….
L corb
Yea you do man, keep at it champ
I have a feeling I'm gonna fumble the alien girls wish me luck 😂
I get velcro'd to a wall? VELCRO? I get kidnapped by a (cute) alien girl and instead of sci-fi restraints i get VELCRO?? What is this a budget alien abduction? Is your sci-fi bondage in for repairs? VELCRO?!
Alright lets get this ASMR experiment going!
Velcro is an alien design with the patent on Earth held by MIB.
"Its for your own safety... " Yeah, that tracks. Every time I've been Velcroed to something, its been for my own good.
Hook and loop fasteners are a universal constant 😂
The sci-fi equivalent to being zip-tied instead of handcuffed
Instead of a ball and chain it’s a hamster ball and yarn
Can I just stay here with you?
FR bro, we chilling in this cool ass spaceship
I understand you man .
No you need to get back and hunt down the Black Monster.
Lets gooo ice cream!!
Me too
This is such a great audio. I loved the sound effects and going back and forth. Wonderful 😊
"we will meet again soon" oh my god your voice in that sentence us just so perfect
I really love this for some reason, I want more of it... especially the scanning bits where I'm strapped up and poked/prodded by alien beings. Oddly soothing
I'm pretty sure if this space station thingy was in LEO, it would probably raise a lot of questions from the US. Especially assuming that it's the size of a full lab, and also the US know about every single thing that is launched, I promise you, you would have ASAT missiles up there so fast.
nice and calm. If only all alien abductions were like this. XDD
Do you know from experience?
@@callandulyeaBro is from Area 51 then 😂
Tell them aliens to come abduct me
@@wanderer8435and remember to ask for this alien specifically
Just how many times have we been abducted? Entertaining and relaxing, thanks for your hard work.
Wake up and smell the spaceship ey? I think I'd prefer ashes myself, but this'll do.
I am commenting this on behalf of the UAC, We would like to know the whereabouts of this alien species to acquire some of their knowledge and, if possible, find a new alternative to argent energy
Them: “The after effect of the memory wipe make you feel like you had a dreamless night”
Me: I guess it happens to me way too often then
Her: we are I low earth orbit
Me: *badly singing the ducktales moon theme*
I hope i was born a bit late. I wished to be a cargo man, drive around the space and deliver new sources of energy for human and see a closer look of stars and especially see real aliens.
If you guys can make it, please carry this for me. I'm pretty sure i wouldn't make it that long lifespan.
Excellent! This script suits your voice and style perfectly.
Your voice is incredibly soothing, great audio work 👍
Scottish Alien is what I NEED
"rise and shine gorden freeman" -Gman
Rise and Shine Mrs freeman, Rise and shine
REVERB ASMR IS BACK ON THE MENU LETS GOOO
Does that description mean you made this entire video in 3 hours? Impressive.
Rise and shine mister Freman rise and shinr
I just have to say that going anywhere that advertises a glow event would be infinitely cooler if my body produced fluorescent proteins.
"rise and shine Freeman"
i can't wait for mulder to discover this...
What if I don't wnt to go back?
Velcroed to the wall? I could sneeze and fall off.
Yes, but g r a v i t y
@@CurvedGD Yes, but what is your point? I'd still fall off the wall (assumed to be vertical) and then unceremoniously plop down. (i.e. towards the greatest centre of mass.) Assuming they have artificial gravity, or I'm on a planet. Otherwise I'd just float until I bump into something.
@@DrSkroob Velcro is stronger than you think if you don't have room to move
@@CurvedGD But it's implied that I do? Unless I'm in a box.
@@DrSkroob the Velcro is probably quite tight as to keep you in place and so you can't move
Rise and shine mister freeman
Are you sure theres no negative side effects to the memory wipe coz i got the memory of a dried trout
*irritated slightly metallic predatory growled purr arrises from behind extraterrestrial entity*
Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine
Not to imply that you have been sleeping on the job.
How are you so amazing every time I see you like that you make me I also love your videos every time❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Okay this is the first video of yours I'm watching and I already love your voice 🥰
Also the fact that these aliens are studying what we humans should be studying right now (and should've been studying for decades) is both amusing and depressing 😂
As a person of science going into Bio-Tech I wouldn't be scared in the slightest once I understand the situation. In fact I'd be very curious about the tech and probably accidentally drive the alien crazy with questions about how the tech works and how I could replicate it.
thank you so much for the ASMR
I think we would die going at that speed and then being put on regular human speed,
Either that or we would just feel extremely slow while moving
@@drwahooforreal30 yeah probably but I still feel we would be dead just from the momentum but then again we take on the energy of a object we are attached to like cars or planes
Well done and interesting concept :)
Riiise and shine... Mr Freeman....
This is an amazing audio and all, but…
How the heck did she VELCRO us to the literal WALL? That’s impressive ngl-
Velcro is made at varying strengths, and is even sometimes industrial grade. With strong enough velcro on a wall surface, you really could just stick someone to it and they’d have trouble getting themselves down.
Make yandere wednesday please , your voice seems like her tbh
Is that a hl2 reference or did you just end up there by complete chance
5:18 I would prefer vivisection to harmless scanner’s yes.
HOW IS AN ALIEN BETTER AT GEOGRAPHY THAN A HUMAN?!
I would prefer dissection over scanning
She sounds vaguely Scottish, is that a reference to the alien sightings at Bonnie Bridge (I think that's what I think the village is called)🏴🌉👽
2:06 London and Paris. In between the two countries that I hate the most.
Underrated 😂
AYO Velcro????- Alexa play Red Lights by Stray Kids
Mmmhhhh, yummy micro-plastics ♻️♻️♻️
As long as you don't ask about pineapples
I don't know why but the last two aliens just kept asking about pineapples and coconuts
help i can feel every organ in my body now
slay queen🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
lowkey ngl she kinda cute
Fun fact the speed of light in a hour is around only 1 Billion
I wish I was loved
raise and shine (nothing happens)
wakey wakey human (nothing happens)
Stop right here you criminal scum! You broke the law! (listener immediately wakes up)
Hey you, you're finally awake :) ❤
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there (points the finger at a cute, fluffy alien Kitty)
What is wrong with you?
Not the Velcro!
I’m destroying the nearest screen if I got free.
GLaDOS asmr fr ong no ciaaapppp
You can travel interstellar distances, but you don't have artificial gravity...?
Hello there
Damn i am at my lowest
“My dear, you may be surprised to discover that, with my being a cyborg, I am no more Human than you are!”
Maybe on the next part she comes back and makes love to them. Only a suggestion but you don’t have to make it or you can make it your way.
Microplastic asmr? Jesus what has this world come to 😂
Take me with you! (つ≧Д≦)つ💜🛸👽
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
WHAAAAAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!
It's like a mile for people who aren't relevant.
Resistance is futile? Did anyone get star trek vibes from that?
We have a similar name
Can I not stay can I go back to my house I wanna see my friends
Please keep me! Don’t send me back!
1:37 Only Earth? Boring. We have other pretty planets. I'd be fine with being near Venus or at a safe enough distance from Jupiter or Saturn.
Scotland
SCOTTLAND FOREVVVVAAAAA
"Your Scottish gf gets extra patriotic asmr" when?
Please dont use ai art in your thumbnail