Every Pokémon VS 1 Billion Lions: EXPLAINED
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- Опубліковано 11 бер 2023
- using facts and logic to prove that lions actually sweep
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I like the math that goes not only to create a pokemon, but to create different animal. Like "Ten penguins equals a dolphin"
Two dogs with shotguns do equal a pawmi tho
@@Qoobon_ That's not fair. Pawmi never stood a chance. Have you seen it's evos?
1 billion Lions (a really BIG number) Vs every Pokémon in a soccer match is a very interesting question that philosophers NEED to start studying
there the lion would win but in a fight the pokemon win
@@lav1455 But there are sport Pokémon, and gods with the ability to teleport
@@Riley_Sanford this man has a point...
@@lav1455 machamp solos
@@Riley_Sanfordshit u right, I'm just thinking the lions would fill the field and jsut automatically get it in yknow
I close my eyes to lions fighting dinosaurs in a colosseum, and I open my eyes to lions playing soccer against a Jeep
What a great channel
I read this to the toon of firefly's or whatever the songs called
Can we talk about how the Pokémon keep fouling the lions
To quote dash: A billion lions IS a lot of lions
Yeah but theres a trillion pokemon
@@hunterculpepper1973 proof or it's not real
And an Earthquake is an Earthquake.
@@rickyrns1059 yeah but, a billion lions is a lot of lions
@@AbduShu Indeed, a billion corpses is a lot of corpses. God, just imagine how awful the smell would become after enough time has passed under the literally boiling hot sun created by Primal Groudon’s ability. Welp, it’s a good thing we have Guzzlord on clean-up duty by eating all the corpses since it’s stomach, due to it being a weird otherdimensional abomination, is a literal black hole.
Ya know I was almost convinced until Jacob mentioned Yvetal and then I remembered he literally solo's everyone cause if it die it just kills everything around it and comes back
We don't have enough details on either side to determine a winner. Why are the lions attacking the pokemon? Do they have a leader? Do the pokemon get items? Only in-game stats for Pokemon or dex entries? How many lions can surf hit? We'll never know
Earthquake will hit everything that's not flying/in water then they can just use surf or spout to get the pokemon in the water
Lions are decently smart, they wouldnt just pick a fight with most pokemon since their bigger, made of rock or just plain terrifying. They wouldnt pick on anything rhey knew they could handle
@@Contreth1313 correction, earthquake will hit every _pokemon_ around it. Ever wonder why trainers never die to surf/earthquake/rock slide/any other AOE move? because pokemon can only hurt other pokemon not humans, and not lions
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle you think a full blown earthquake wouldn't hurt a lion? In my mind the battlefields are made so it's rare that trainers get harmed and in the anime don't you see pokemon causing earthquakes/eruptions that damage building and most likely hurt quite a few people?
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandleoh shit
Who would win 1 billion lions or 1 of every Bloons tower.
This man is out here asking the REAL questions
1 billion lions aren't beating 1 super monkey ong
Hmmm, if we’re talking base level of each Bloons Tower and no Paragons, the Lions for sure.
@@leoultimaupgraded9914 1 of every tier 5, not base level obviously
Are the lions walking in a single file line at constant speed along a predesignated path?
I've always been very curious who you all think would win in a battle between 1 billion lions vs Goku.
Because I've heard this Goku character is kinda strong or something
But 1 billion lions is a lot.
Imo it's no contest/forfeit on Goku's part, he probably wouldn't fight the lions out of principle.
@@Travotavo but if he did fight Goku could just destroy the planet then instant transmission to another planet
@@drhody4229 but 1 billion is A LOT of lions
@@drhody4229 Goku wouldn't blow up a planet cause he's a nice guy. He just wouldn't fight the lions
@@Travotavo there's no reason the pokemon would agro the lions either not in a full on all pkmn vs 1 billion lion fight but that's the hypothetical scenario
the hard truth is that 1 billion lions vs one of every pokemon is simply unanswerable because our even strongest computers are still not powerful enough to run the simulation
The problem is that it's such a vague question that either side can just bend the rules until they win. As soon as you try to apply any logic to either argument the other person can just say it doesn't count.
My take on the argument is that it's a poorly written question by somebody who doesn't understand just how large of a number a billion is. A million lions would be more reasonable but when the lions outnumber pokemon 985,221 to 1 the pokemon would all run out of PP and struggle to death long before they even started to put a dent in the lion's numbers.
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Then I could say that PP isn't a factor. This is exactly what I'm talking about. It's just too easy to shift the goalposts.
@@Sharkofspace it's exceedingly easy to shift the goalposts
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle ditto canonically can turn into anything, so it could turn into tsar Bomba and blow up all the lions
@@SpaceDucksdamnitstaken the math disagrees with you on this one chief. A lion takes up roughly 4.368 square meters of space, so a billion lions packed in like sardines would take up 436,800 kilometers. The tsar Bomba had a blast radius of 8 kilometers. Unless you have 54,600 dittos you aren't killing all of the lions
can't believe they forgot to bring in dash who is an expert in this field
I know people are trying to disprove the lion ladder. It's true, a ladder will be rather unstable at the heights some pokemon can be found at (like Rayquaza). However, you're not realising that one billion is A LOT OF NUMBER. At that point we'll get a lion skyscraper with a lion elevator.
Assuming they could successfully build a pyramid or something of just lion bodies, wouldn't the lions at the bottom die from the crushing weight of nearly a billion lions on top of them? The top ones would also die before reaching the mesosphere due to lack of oxygen, let alone reaching the height of Rayquaza
@@chairofthebored Have you even considered lion oxygen tanks? And even if the ones at the bottom die, there's a billion of lions. That's A HUGE AMOUNT OF NUMBER.
It's a lot but doesn't really matter if they can't get past a pokemon. Easy example is Magcargo. They literally can't touch him since he's 18000 F. Doesn't matter how many lions because they catch on fire long before they can touch it.
Oh, you foolish child. I laugh at you with a condescending smile. Hahaha. All humans on earth (like 7.6 billion) piled up would take up a really small space of the grand canyon, what can a billion lions do?
@@HeroofLime1 And what? They can all pound on him and bury him in lion carcasses. Not to mention that the pokedex is often simply wrong, and it is in this case. You can see a girl hugging a macargo, which would literally be impossible if you were correct. DO NOT TRUST the pokemon professors.
The only way this could be true is if Macargo's body had incredibly poor heat transfer, and it would take a relatively long time for that girl to reach an unsustainable human temperature. In that case, again, lions can kill macargo 100 times before it will become dangerous.
Pokémon Vs Lions is the hard truth powerscalers don't want to accept. Pokémon are strong but a billion is a number humans cannot even perceive. You cannot imagine even a million of a thing and you're saying you can both visualise and claim victory over one BILLION lions.
Do you have trouble imagining a billion atoms too
There's Hoopa who can summon a Billion Pokemon. Checkmate.
@@amarvax3442 then its not.. one of every pokemon...??? which.. kind of defeats the point,
@@echoedmews9871 Not really. Hoopa can just do that naturally. Not allowing Hoopa to use its ring which is the very essence of its character will just hold it back. Everyone will be using the best of their abilities and Hoopa's ring is ta part of it. So it's all fair game.
@@amarvax3442 not really as they dont count AS hoopa, the rings, im pretty sure are PORTALS, so it wouldnt be one of every pokemon still, sure it can still use its rings for whatever else but bringing more participants breaks the rules,
If you wanna get technical its entries are as followed:
"X This troublemaker sends anything and everything to faraway places using its loop, which can warp space.
Y It gathers things it likes and passes them through its loop to teleport them to a secret place.
Omega Ruby In its true form, it possess a huge amount of power. Legends of its avarice tell how it once carried off an entire castle to gain the treasure hidden within.
Alpha Sapphire It is said to be able to seize anything it desires with its six rings and six huge arms. With its power sealed, it is transformed into a much smaller form."
As you can see, it can MOVE things, not conjure, it cant just create otherwise itd be stated, sure in unbound it might be able to seek out more, but the question is quite literally "1 of every pokemon" not 1 + whatever hoopa can get out of the multiverse because that changes the very precipice of the question, thats like someone going: "the pokemon and lion can breed", it just makes a redundant question MORE redundant.
Im all down for hoopa doing weird hoop magic on the lions, like idk portalling half of them so they get chopped if it can, but most people wouldnt allow it as its not even stated it can do that in pokedex. Nor is it an ability hoopa possesses ingame, to my knowledge, feel free to correct me, but i feel going into movie canon is idiotic at best.
The Lion vs Pokémon argument is very strange to me bc if I were to calculate the Pokémon strengths gameplay wise the lions solo EASILY, there are a lot of “strong” Pokémon that are just shit in reality. But if i were to calculate the Pokémon lore wise, then I would not be surprised if just 1 legendary defeats a quarter billion
This is the truth.
There are several high tier legendary Pokémon that the lions simply cannot deal with. Look at Groudon and Kyogre who were going to ruin the world's climate alone. Rayquasa is even stronger, and can attack from the upper atmosphere (don't even bring up "ladders" because the lions will only crush themselves to death). Deoxys who can fly through space, Palkia and Dialga who *control* space and time, Giratina who's extra-dimensional...
Me when i hear the Flash Mage sound effect: “for his neutral special he wields a gun”
I think the Lion-ers always forget about Intimidate, with all those Pokémon showing up, there are at least 6 intimidate Pokémon minimum making the Lions do basically nothing, especially to physical walls like Forretress
how could lions touch an aggron or tyranitar
But all those intimidates will activate at once, and since it only lowers a certain amount, then a lot of those intimidate will be wasted. The lions can then star cannibalizing each other, which would provide them with extra energy and strength to counteract the intimidates. Another common lion W
the pokemon will need to struggle eventually because 1 billion is more than every pokemon's pp
@@colinouille2786 Spread moves like Water Spout exist.
@Colinouille Intimidate is an ability, not a move and therefore has no PP
Chewing through the every Pokémon cable is such a classic Lionrad move! I wonder what battle they'll win next?
That lion football sweep was beautiful. No pokemon could ever. Lions got themselves beat in the other matches because we all know they already won with that game.
It’s called soccer, you Brit.
Lions won in that game because the simulation can't emulate complex thought, which a lot of pokemon have.
@@givemeawand No, it's Football in literally every place, except the US
@@gungle2595 The same pokemon that are tamed by children with no life experience? Lions have much higher IQ...
@@leonroPokemon understand English the second they are born and Meowth taught himself to walk on 2 legs and speak English. Not only that Alakazam has 5000 iq
20:45 I'd like to call an Offsides violation here. Penalty of free kick for Pokemon.
If a fish was able to beat Pokemon Sapphire, there's no way a billion lions can lose.
The fish was able to beat them because it was using pokemon. Every situation becomes easier when you're using Pokemon.
Man, Shedinja can solo all the lions
@@tpfoxCastro so can every Pokemon that can go into space
Lions are Normal type and thus lose by default because Ghost types are involved. There's your answer.
cope
Bite and crunch are dark type get fucked
Lions can learn Bite.
Dark type move ^
This vaguely reminded me of a game I played as a kid called Impossible Creatures. If you're desperate and want to play a cursed RTS, maybe it could be fun.
The voice lines from my worker goons as I desperately commanded them to build more bramble fences to keep out the enemy orca-cheetah hybrids, even as their wasp-gorilla hybrids flew over those fences and stung and punched my goons to death, will stay with me for the rest of my life.
If you really think about it there are actually more pokemon than lions since there's a finite amount of lions but every pokemon means that the number will keep increasing so we just need to wait 3 billion years for pokemon gen 1000000000 to come out so there's finally more pokemon than lions.
As if by that point lions won't evolve... Lion IQ will rise exponentially, lion engineers will invent mecha lions, lion scientists will improve life expectancy, lion generals will command armies, the lion ladder will evolve into a lion elevator, and lionesses will also work while not on maternity leave...
the only hope the lions have to win is to end the pokemon series before there's seventy-nine trillion pokemon wandering around
Also arceus has the power to make new pokemon so that's already infinite
@@NikkiTheViolist nah pokemon already have arceus to make brand new pokemon and moves like earthquake to wipe out all lions in one move and pokemon like shedinja that will be immune to all the lions attacks
@@Contreth1313 bite is dark type and arceus is literally my bitch dawg caught that mfer when I was 8 is this fr your god
i love how open to learning about pokemon jo is despite the fact that he wasnt super involved with the games. Big respect jo
I now want to get a computer strong enough to properly simulate these fights
Lion defenders will move the goalposts so far that they actually play soccer;
My take on this debate is that klefkey and other inanimate object pokemon that conceivably don’t need to eat or drink can just play dead and wait for the lions to starve.
Klefki* but yes, making yet another argument on why pokemon would obviously win
I don't know if you know this, but lions reproduce. The lions aren't going away on their own any more than earth's lions are going away on their own.
That's not a fight, that's a forfeit clearly
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle The earth couldn’t hold that many lions and even if it could they would wipe out all the prey. Hosting the battle on the earth also opens the Mariana Trench argument, which is not somewhere you lion believers would like to go. Imagine it is held on some ethereal plane that just contains the lions and the Pokémon. This fundamentally breaks the food chain and means the lions will eventually die out due to starvation.
@@givemeawand lions are known to eat other lions when desperate. Assuming that pokemon are also living beings that require energy to live like literally every other living being, the pokemon would starve before the lions did.
Glad i finally have a video to show people who dont trust me when I say 1 billion is a big number
Ditto solo's B)
only thing we need now is a video to show us the Lion Ladder solos all of pokemon
Realistically, some pokemon are very overpowered, though. Gardevoir can create black holes; kinda hard for a billion lions to kill a black hole. Also god is a pokemon. Yes 1 billion is a lot, but some pokemon are super fucking overpowered.
@@olimar99 My point exactly. Also, pokemon don't exist in real life, but lions do sort of exist in pokemon, so I think the actual games is the best setting for this, which the pokemon win due to spread Kyogre water spout with dozens of helping hands
Seems like there are a lot of people who don't know that 1 billion is a big number in your comments, bro
If the Pokémon killed 1 lion every second they would need 31.7 years to finish
Exactly Abbe that’s why the lions sweep
Which is why they don’t do that. What they do is wipe all a billion out at once.
A billion is a lot of lions. But one is a lot of gods. And there ARE a lot of gods in Pokemon
The lions vs pokemon debate falls apart when the legendaries get involved. It's like asking "who would win, a billion lions or a black hole?".
If a 10 year old can summon a black hole and not die then it isn’t a very deadly black hole
@@nebulae5236 that trainer isn't telling the legendary to destroy the world. Mostly cause, you know, that same trainer stopped it from doing just that.
@@nikito702 a child stopped it from destroying the world, so could a billion lions
@@gabe-h0582 not arguing about children vs lions here
Doesn't even have to be a legendary. Even regular Pokemon can do stuff like that that puts them way above a standard earth animal. Summoning strong spread moves like Blizzard, Earthquake, Surf, etc. are all things lions can't handle.
People who think pokemon win really don't have a good scale of numbers. Each pokemon would have to kill 985,221 lions to win. Could you imagine any of the baby pokemon killing a million lions? or magikarp? I'd say _maybe_ 100 pokemon at the most would be capable of killing a million lions and still having the energy to fight on but because of the other pokemon failing to pick up the slack that number has jumped up to 10 million. Anything short of an apocalyptic event (which would also kill all of the pokemon and result in a draw) simply _could not kill enough lions_.
Don't the Pokemon have God on their side? 1 Pokemon to 0 lions is still a victory for the Pokemon
@@grunkleg.3110 the "god" that got trapped in concrete. I really, REALLY hope I don't have to explain to you why 1 billion lions is more powerful than some random concrete
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle What concrete?
@@grunkleg.3110 In the pokemon movie that arceus was in it got trapped inside concrete.
@@grunkleg.3110 If we go by the anime, he was easily trapped for the so called "god" you love to bring up. And then in the game, well, firstly, a billion lions is a lot of lions and Arceus will run out of pp.
I am a doubter as you say. But instead I see myself as a believer, a believer in the divine knowledge that while yes a billion is a large number, higher abilities care not about that, but about strength.
While it is true in this version of the simulator that the pokemon keep having lots of collateral, looking at you space mage, if we are going to apply the logic that the lions would work to get her in unison and as a team and would not attack the lions not of their pack, then the same logic must be applied to the pokemon as well. If the lions would not tear each other's throat out for looking at a lioness of their Pride, then neither would a water type use surf next to it's fire brethren.
In addition to the above logic applicators that must be applied to both sides, one must keep in mind the part pointed out in the video, lore implications. Assuming that we are going off of a world where all of the known information about a species is considered for this battle we must assume we are not using game logic pokemon and instead real creature logic to them instead. As such we must assume that all scientific logs are the information we have as otherwise an individual lion may only have a total hp stat of 75 at best and that simply won't do. While yes, many pokemon will be sacrificed along the way such as the Pawmi's, the Togepi's, and the Pidgey's, the importance of other pokemon must be considered. The aforementioned Magcargonis a great example. It, like many other fire type pokemon, are shown to have some level of control over their heat and flames, sparing them from those they deem friends, and using them against their foes. This would mean a lion would have to survive getting close enough to insanely high temperatures to damage it, and then it would need to figure out how to kill a slug that it is itself made of magma with no obvious flesh to rend. Putting aside that impossible pokemon there are others of note such as Steelix, a snake pokemon made entirely of steel. Considering last I had checked, lions had not themselves managed to reach the stone age due to their lack of thumbs and inability to understand higher thoughts, they have no natural means to dent, scratch, or otherwise break anything that would be comprised of only metal. And while yes the argument could be made that a lion mountain could eventually crush it, the sheer numbers that would have to be sacrificed to just be bodies under the mass, would be laughably high. Not to mention that Steelix is a snake said to be able to carve through mountains with ease, so the amount of mass the lions would need would likely expend most of their forces.
Of course there are many other similar pokemon who stand in similar standings, not counting Legendary Pokemon as they would be an unfair advantage, all of which I won't delve into because unfortunately this essay will fall on deaf ears as it always does in this messy war. Because in the debate of lions vs pokemon, neither side can truly hear one another, because the argument of numbers vs the Pokedex has no other answers, and neither side has any other arguments than that. However, ones side is simply always "numbers" while the other is many paragraphs of evidence pointing to many different conclusions, so read into that what you will. 🙂
But I'm serious this argument is stupid and I love yet hate how big and prevalent it always is 🤣
>the sheer numbers that would have to be sacrificed to just be bodies under the mass, would be laughably high.
brother they have a billion do you have any conception of how large a number that is
also, just to note, going by the games, creatures made of lava or steel as you said, can, not very easily, but possibly, be beaten with just regular ass tackles from like a rattata, and enough of those small attacks, you can take them down, rendering the "undamageable steelix" useless
@@heyyanewbie I mean, yeah that's the point of the whole argument, neither side can ever win Lol. My comment was made mostly in jest as that's just the style of comedy this channel thrives on.
But also, that was one thing I pointed out, where does the side of pokemon have to follow game logic vs the stated lore. Logic must be applied to both sides and neither side is willing to actually do so. 🤣
lions sweep easily
Ten penguins and a knight, that's Finizen
i like that of the 1000+ pokemon, jo rolled 2 basic gen 5 pokemon (within like 10 of each other on the pokedex) and a regular dolphin
Yea but could every Pokémon beat Experiment 625 after he stacked sandwiches all day like the king he is? Only one way to find out, and its by playing Experiment 625 Sandwich Stacker!
The video title: Pokemon vs 1 Billion Lions
the video: Moltres being MVP of soccer
I think a more interesting battle is 1 billion rabbids vs every Pokemon, specifically the ones from Rayman raving rabbids ds
"The lions beat the pokemon"
Shedinja: Are you sure about that?
This video better get 1,000,000,000 views for each lion
by the way, one of every bloons monkey easily defeats a billion lions
in fact, spirit of the forest can solo because that's the only monkey to have an infinite pierce attack.
thank you guys for being the only thing I can count on to be here everyday
I've never been a bigger fan of anything than the one lion soccer trooper
The space mages could have won with better positioning. They nuked themselves and their teammates
Sounds like a skill issue
its mag-car-go. like the french food escargot (which is a snail)
I’ve been waiting for this conversation for so ling
The pokemon have so much infighting too like the second they notice air stream disappear, Kyogre and Groudon are gonna fight each other and that’s just one example of many like it’s not even close lions win and lions won already hence there being no pokemon left alive irl
I feel like its way too hard to scale pokemon to the real world
They vary so wildly depending on what piece of media theyre in
The fact that people have to say “ExCLuDinG LEgEnDarIeS” for the lions to win is just so laughable. I mean with all the sudo-legendaries that just jomedome the fuck out of as many lions that are by them would mean they would win. ALSO LEVITATE JO WHAT IF YOUR A GHOST TYPE JO?!?!!??
An argument I never see brought up on why one side is going to win - The pokemon aren't guaranteed to work together. They either need a trainer to tell them what to do to work in co-ordination, or they are also wild animals. Kyogre and Groudon will kill just as many pokemon as Lions, and when they're already outnumbered... The Lions meanwhile share a species and are more likely to work together, at least for a time before splitting up into small groups
Basically its not every pokemon vs 1 billion lions, but maybe 30 of the ridiculous legendaries that wouldn't just die from earthquakes, time distortions, an endless rain, etc.
this is the most involved ive seen these two in a game all year
y’all could’ve uploaded the whole 8 hours and we would’ve watched it
I love how the conclusion to this debate is that no matter what, that guy from Fortnite called Goku ends up winning.
Pokemon believers forgetting that their own moves can hit each other
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I haven't watched this but I already know it's gonna be my favorite video since Chess FPS
But pokemon can spam projectiles and the lions can never approach so when you really think about it pokemon is like Mango (I’ve never seen a game of melee before)
Lions have no win-con against the majority of "inorganic" Pokemon made of minerals, metals, and other materials and would eventually either starve to death, wipe themselves out turning against each other, or die of old age
It doesn't matter how many there are in that case
Not to mention lacking the ability to interact with ghost, or having the mental fortitude to combat mind control (being untrained wild animals)
Lions can reproduce.
Good points, but see, the thing is;
A billion lions is a LOTTA lions
Big true!
@@GoldfishEmpire What's stopping the Pokemon from offing the lions as they reproduce? I also can't imagine how the lions could counter Yveltal, Mewtwo, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Groudon, Kyogre, Kyurem, Regigigas out of Slow Start, Darkrai, Ultra Necrozma, Eternatus, Celebi, Jirachi, Victini, Arceus, any Pokemon with elemental powers since lions don't appreciate getting burned / shocked / frozen / poisoned / drowned / quaked, any Pokemon that can actively heal itself, etc. And how do we know the lions see the entire battle out? Are we sure they wouldn't turn tail and flee the second the ground quakes just like any other animal would? Are we sure that the lions would even be able to grasp that there are 1 billion of them?
@@grunkleg.3110 on that same note, are we sure that the pokemon would cooperate? what's stopping kyogre and groudon from wiping out all the other pokemon with their fighting? why would the pokemon use any of the strategies that pokemon fanboys spend months coming up with when they're just wild animals? When both sides are just wild animals outnumbering pokemon 985,221 to 1 is a pretty big advantage for the lions.
was gonna make the Coney joke, but y’all already made it lmao
I feel like that living penguin is a perfect example of why the billion lions aren't as good in practice. They would tear themselves apart trying to get to them.
Finally
I am surprised they are able to put them in there, imagine a mod for it?
You should do a real or fake Pokémon quiz with jo
This would be a great livestream.
I believe that every pokemon can beat 1 billion lions. But I'm a hardcore supporter of 3 lions beating 3 pokemon in soccer.
now i want to see them play T.A.B.S.
Day 25 of asking Gold to play Garfield Lasagna Party
Day 71 of asking for: Fight Party. Something about how this game not being fully updated and optimized makes playing it very fun. Stick guys fighting for their lives in various terrains with many different items and throwable abilities and stage hazards abound makes for one chaotic video game. Many things about this game are exploitable which will probably not fit into one video unfortunately but hey you can always come back to this game next year. The max lobby is 32 people so this could be a great video next year at some point. I’m like the only person among my friends trying this hard for this game so please help my efforts not be in vain. We have much time to make this happen. Until tomorrow.
1 billion Lions (a really BIG number) Vs every Pokémon in a soccer match is a very interesting question that Alpharad Gold NEED to start playing Yakuza
Play "will you snail?" cowords, you won't!
Day 71
Should’ve just used a triceratops with 1000000 flamethrowers for magcargo.
Seems like a lot of fun to let pokerecreations fight lions.
Tough to save some time, I would recommend to do just Legendarys (and probably only one at a time for better FPS and more detailed pokemons)
K but there are some Pokémon who could just take out more than a million lion making up for sunkurn being bad
Hey, even sunkern can get a leech seed off to weaken a lion before it's torn to shreds.
Rigged they didn’t factor wooper into the Pokémon he easily takes a billion lions
Summoning Earthquake, Surf, and Blizzard then using Recover to heal off the damage? Wooper sweeps
Can someone tell me why 1 billion lions wins against 1 of every pokémon without saying “1 billion is a big number”.
Nope, at least not without knowing nothing about lions
Genuinely, no. Unless you have an infinite amount of Lions, any finite number will be eradicated from the planet by even basic pokemon
because each pokemon would need to kill 985,221 lions for the pokemon to win. Even if we have fully maxed out PP on every pokemon you aren't even coming close to killing that many lions. Anything less than world-ending power (such as a black hole) isn't gonna kill enough lions and anything that _does_ end the world will result in a draw because both sides will die.
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle literally slugma solos. not a single lion can kill a slug that is made of magma. they quite simply lack any means of stopping it or damaging it.
@@sadbread2446 firstly, slugma nuts.
secondly, if slugma (and magcargo by extension) were really as hot as the pokedex claimed they would burn straight through the ground until they became trapped inside the earth's core, held solely by earth's gravitational pull. this would render slugma/magcargo unable to battle disqualifying them and making the lions win.
this is honestly very intriguing.
You massively massively overestimated the Pokémon no way is Crabominable three Triceratops
People seem to forget that every pokemon lost a fight to a 10 year old child (+6 pokemon if you wanna be generous) so they don't stand a chance against a billion lions
Do the lions have Pokeballs? Cus that’s why the kid wins
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 Yeah but also all the gigasmart 500 iq pokemon are dumb enough to get yoinked by a 10 yr old shitty throwing arm. Clearly their strategic genius is exaggerated (and more lions means more brains means smarter anyway so)
Plus Pokémon get free food and can get stronger if they get caught.
I think canonically most mascot legendaries could solo 1 billion lions
Arceus literally gets trapped by some concrete
@@jake88 Legends confirms that the Arceus that interacts with the world is just a piece of the actual Arceus. Probably one of the “1000 arms” the pokedex mentions. Additionally, in the movie, that piece wasn’t even at full strength because it was missing plates. So that was Arceus at less than 1/1000th power.
Arceus at full power made a universe from nothing. I don’t think a bunch of moderately large cats are beating it
@@epic3943 cope, a billion is such a large number
@@epic3943 All I'm saying is that lions have 4 arms, and 4 billions arms IS greater than 1000 arms
@@corpsebox4793 There are more than 4 billion things in the universe
it’s my bad for going to bed earlier than i usually do but i’m sad to not have my lullaby
I don’t think that scientific simulations are “games,” but I’ll allow it
Listen to all of you saying flying type Pokémon, all I say is this.
Lion Ladder
what if the arceus makes an even bigger normal ladder
All I say is flamethrower now enjoy your pile of corpses (also ghosts types exists)
So every lion is female in this scenario then?
Because male lions would *never* be able to cooperate like that
Meaning a single male Pokemon with attract could cripple any ladder by seducing the base lioness
@@elemomnialpha fine then we'll just use the lion catapult then
@@oldfrozenwolf6803 dead lions become ghost type
But also we can just get ultra necozma to shut off the sun, leaving it the only survivor
a billion lions is still a lot of lions
@@finnngo5914 But they would all freeze to death and ultra necrozma wouldn’t, which we know because it’s done it before in the ultra wormhole dimensions
@@SubToCopper they will just build a lion campfire
@@zGoldenHawk But ultra necrozma can survive longer than the amount of time it would take to use all of the available resources for a campfire (and that is even assuming these lions, unlike every lion, are civilized enough to think of that, let alone make the fire)
@@SubToCopper no they build fires and stay warm
1 billion lions vs a graphics card
thank you for the explanation
TL;DR: Lions win by PP stalling.
In mainline pokemon games there is no move that can hit more than 5 targets excluding the user. Suppose we hack every pokemon to have their four move slots filled with surf, hacked surf to have 64 PP (the maximum possible PP a move can have), and hacked each pokemon to be strong enough to kill a lion. Then the total lion casualties are 1015 pokemon x 4 move slots x 64 PP for each move * 5 maximum possible targets = 1,299,200 dead lions. Struggle makes a pokemon faint if they use it 4/5 times (depends on max HP).
If hacked pokemon can't even kill 2% of a billion lions without killing themselves, how does non-hacked pokemon stand a chance against lions that are fighting back?
You forgot to give every hacked pokemon the ability harvest and have them all hold a leppa berry. There you go, infinite PP.
@@Gallivandr If you don't hack abilities though, then there are only 9 pokemon that can have harvest. And 9 pokemon against the 998 million lions that remain after every other pokemon gets PP stalled isn't looking too good for the pokemon.
@@lyoukeefen7199 Yeah but you were talking about hacked pokemon tho
@@Gallivandr The hacked pokemon was an example of how there isn't enough PP for all the pokemon to kill every lion, even if they had the theoretically best PP possible on an aoe move. Obviously completely hacked pokemon would win, but if you remove every (legit) pokemon that can't restore PP infinitely, then pokemon aren't looking nearly as tough.
So the thing is, 1,000,000,000 lions is a lot of lions, but like 30 godlike and god entities is like 30 godlike and god entities
but there's only 30 of them. do you know how big a billion is?
@@jingusflorpus4274 yeah, one billion *is* a lot
When are we going to get a minesweeper video? Thatd pretty pretty f*****g sick.
You know what other simulator you should play? A Tux and Fanny Playthrough Simulator!
finally a simulation designed for this exact question
I feel like people are failing to recognize Victini
If the channel makes it to May 14th, can the game that day be a racing game for my dad's birthday?
Edit: If you end up doing so, and I might be pushing it now, but can you play Zuma on May 30th since that's my Mom's birthday?
Either way, the lions still lose. You’re comparing base attack to base attack. Excluding moves like roar, growl, tail whip, & swagger is just shortsighted. Swagger alone would take approximately
a 3rd of the billion lions and pit themselves against each other or themselves on top of all of them having 6 stacked intimidates from the possible 42 Pokémon who have it on top of the 34 ghost type Pokémon they can’t touch because all of their attacks are physical. After calculating status and abilities and assuming it’s not turn based just 2 pokemon spamming earthquake and surf would immobilize and/or drown the lions nearby that weren’t already asleep, frozen or confused by other Pokémon. I bet if someone built a good simulation calculating all of the variables with 1B lions versus every Pokémon the lions would probably win less than 30 times over 100 simulated battles
So I have this game i play with a coworker every so often where we do Coney's Lions v 1 Pokemon scenario. So whenever we have downtime at all one of us will just say a pokemon and the other person says a number of lions minimum to kill it.
So sometimes our conversations go like,
"...Luvdisc?"
'Hmm... probably maybe 2. If they were in a wide enough river."
"Aight..."
'Pupitar?'
"Absolute Sweep. Earthquake."
'....Fuck"
A billion lions is a LOTTA lions
Yo when the meteor fell I died laughing holy shit
Oh boy. This can only go wrong
I bet Oddish can take out 100 lions
Honestly I would love to see that
Highter attack stat than onix
The lions won't attack it bc they're not herbivores
But fr, Sleep Powder, Stun Spore, and Poisonpowder can put some of lions out of commission without even using attacking moves. And it can heal with Synthesis.
Anytime this debate comes up, I just find it hilarious because 3 Pokemon can beat an entire universe's amount of anything in our world: Dialga, Palkia, and Ultra Necrozma. Dialga stops time, Palkia creates portals to every living creature which takes literally zero time because time is frozen, and then Ultra Necrozma absorbs all life through those portals (it doesn't even have to touch anything). For anything nonliving, you can just have Palkia open a tiny portal to every single photon in the universe and let Ultra Necrozma suck up all of them and by extension *all light in the universe* and now it's powers are amped with it's 1 true goal so even if humanity created some ridiculous A.I. machine that could outlive nukes and stuff, none of that matters because U-Necrozma could just use Light That Burns The Sky amped with, ya know, *ALL LIFE AND LIGHT IN THE UNIVERSE.* That combo beats the vast majority of fictional universes too.
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@@kaporisage2086 let him cook
But 1 Billion is A LOT
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But a billion is a lot of lions, you ever consider that?
Y'all should make a yomi hustle video
This video is a fever dream