Trump accidentally embarrasses himself trying to brag about his cognitive health

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  • @JustinD630
    @JustinD630 4 роки тому +538

    "I aced the test!" from the guy that paid someone else to take the SAT for him

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 4 роки тому +14

      Justin De Bel ....The test Trump aced was identifying animals! A camel 🐫, a hippo 🦛, some farm animals, a rhino 🦏, a lion 🦁.....he’s an idiot!

    • @mandigirl0815
      @mandigirl0815 4 роки тому

      Exactly!!

    • @marydoty1388
      @marydoty1388 4 роки тому

      @Nhan Ky .. I'm gonna say "another symptom of Covid-19 or self quarantining too long"!

    • @Tsalinger
      @Tsalinger 4 роки тому

      Don't try and figure him out.

    • @okkietrooy7941
      @okkietrooy7941 4 роки тому +5

      You only have to listen to 2 minutes of their speeches to know who is verbally superior.
      Biden: Full sentences. Structured speech with a head and a tail. Varied vocabulair including words with more than 2 syllables. Occasional losing train of thought (normal for his age), no slurring words.
      Trump:
      Limited vocabulair. Keeps repeating himself; word salade; no complete sentences; occasional slurring if words;

  • @jkfu247
    @jkfu247 4 роки тому +155

    Smart people dont have to say they're smart. They just are smart and people get it.

    • @Ms.Byrd68
      @Ms.Byrd68 4 роки тому +4

      HELLO! I HEARD THAT, lol!!!!

    • @dimebag9814
      @dimebag9814 4 роки тому +1

      And do smart ppl say smart ppl don't say it? Hmmm lol jk bro

    • @janhankins911
      @janhankins911 4 роки тому +3

      Smart people are smart enough to surround themselves with people who are smarter than they are and have expertise they don't have. Not sycophantic yes-men.

  • @RobinC63
    @RobinC63 4 роки тому +159

    "Rarely does anybody do what you just did" really meant, "we've never seen such a low score from someone who is still breathing!" 😆

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 4 роки тому +4

      Hahaha! Word!

    • @calvinwalkerwalker5698
      @calvinwalkerwalker5698 4 роки тому +1

      Too early in morning 4 u 2 cutting up..lol

    • @LowkeyLowkeyl
      @LowkeyLowkeyl 4 роки тому +1

      @Enigmaticmisfit : " Love it, Love it, Love it. And here we thought he had " gills " for back up. God bless friend, & may you stay healthy and safe always.!! Have a fantastic day!. "Aloha" ✌💓😀🙏 ( peace, love, happiness & god) !!!!😎

    • @emilycarlton3706
      @emilycarlton3706 4 роки тому +1

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @LowkeyLowkeyl
      @LowkeyLowkeyl 4 роки тому

      @@emilycarlton3706 peace, God bless you and yours & Goodmorning ,have a wonderful day! ✌💓😀🙏( Peace, Love, Happiness and God.!!!!😎

  • @MR-qz4ny
    @MR-qz4ny 4 роки тому +200

    Please FOX do not ask for anyone's documents until trump shows his taxes....

    • @PottyMouthPolitician
      @PottyMouthPolitician 4 роки тому +4

      Right!!! Lolzx

    • @SenatiaA
      @SenatiaA 4 роки тому +12

      Along with his college transcripts and grades from high school.

  • @rufustb8314
    @rufustb8314 4 роки тому +231

    Give him credit, it may be the only test he ever took himself...

  • @richardgreen3081
    @richardgreen3081 4 роки тому +77

    The doctors are asking each other, “Which one of us said what he said?”

  • @honda2363
    @honda2363 4 роки тому +238

    "Rarely does anyone do what you just did" says the doctors.
    Then Melania stuck the results on the refrigerator. 🤦‍♂️

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 4 роки тому +96

    Good for him. There'll be no cognitive problems when he's forced to assist in his defense this coming January.

    • @thoth8663
      @thoth8663 4 роки тому +4

      Oh yes !!! 👍That will be DELIGHTFUL !!!

  • @duff3879kazak
    @duff3879kazak 4 роки тому +216

    Trump embarrassing himself is not by “accident”, that’s just his default setting.

    • @inconito7281
      @inconito7281 4 роки тому +7

      It’s a permanent setting for him

    • @JoyMarcusSTL
      @JoyMarcusSTL 4 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @honda2363
      @honda2363 4 роки тому +2

      He must have to be jail-broken like an iPhone to change the setting.

    • @mmmmh1
      @mmmmh1 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah Vishnu it is not by accident that Turdytrump embarsses himself. He is after all an American, isn't he?

    • @rb032682
      @rb032682 4 роки тому

      It's just Trump being Trump. Trump trumps himself, daily.

  • @bobthebuilder9638
    @bobthebuilder9638 4 роки тому +426

    He can’t release his cognitive test results because they’re under audit.

  • @simonsobo4644
    @simonsobo4644 4 роки тому +42

    Brian, you aren’t just the best, you’re a beast. I’m just glad that you’re on our side.

    • @xXSAIMANXx
      @xXSAIMANXx 4 роки тому +1

      And this whats wrong with your democracy and your with your news. What i whish for you is, that you wont be looking just for someone who confirm your beliefs, but makes you think. News are in its core biased everywhere to some degree, but the USA are highbup there just behind countries like russia in opinion. I hope Mister Cohen could take a stance against a future democratic president which performs as horrible as Donald Trump.

    • @bazingaburg8264
      @bazingaburg8264 3 роки тому

      @@xXSAIMANXx I think what Sobo meant was that a guy like Brian, that was plugged into the right-wing propaganda machine the republican party and their state tv shills have become, would be very dangerous.
      When (i fear you're right, it's "when") a corporate democrat takes office and limbos right under the bar Trump has set, i would very much like to know that president burns - not forever, just long enough to never forget what remorse feels like. That may not make it so, but the thought comforts me and really starting to feel bad about that baser instinct is gonna take me longer than it propably should.

  • @jasongerard1536
    @jasongerard1536 4 роки тому +65

    I can not imagine an actual Doctor saying anything like that.

    • @jucat60
      @jucat60 4 роки тому +5

      Absolutely I am a nurse and that is not professional behavior do not believe at all they said that..

    • @nashantastanley3261
      @nashantastanley3261 4 роки тому +3

      @@jucat60 Trump is LYING

    • @yaelB9467
      @yaelB9467 4 роки тому +1

      🤨😤🙄Of course no doctor will say that

    • @ratedr9672
      @ratedr9672 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @AlejandroRodriguez-mr9ox
      @AlejandroRodriguez-mr9ox 4 роки тому +1

      I am a psychologist, what I could say at least is a neutral good or ok. We don’t praise or insult the results, we inform results

  • @priscillabarnes8688
    @priscillabarnes8688 4 роки тому +112

    Everyone by now knows that anything he brags about, it’s the totally opposite!!

  • @joemoe974
    @joemoe974 4 роки тому +171

    "I can pass a normal brain functioning test"... and his cult replied with thunderous applause. Yes, we have reached a new low point in our country.

    • @serinnity761
      @serinnity761 4 роки тому +25

      don't forget his base cheering when he lifted his hand to mouth for a sip of water. lmao I feel like that was a low point... there have been numerous low points the bar just keeps moving down

    • @denimchicken6549
      @denimchicken6549 4 роки тому +2

      @Celia Markham _I am losing my mind in reverence._

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 роки тому

      Brain and brain? What is brain?

  • @adamdreke
    @adamdreke 4 роки тому +62

    When Biden said he takes cognitive tests all the time, he meant that every interaction with someone is a cognitive test. He was being facetious. Trump can't understand that because he can't recognize wit and humor. It confuses him.

    • @donkeykong913
      @donkeykong913 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly! He answers questions with real words in real sentences, unlike Drumpf.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 4 роки тому

      or maybe like the NYT crossword

    • @wallyspook9435
      @wallyspook9435 4 роки тому +1

      Seeing Fox News turn to actually calling this train wreck as it is. Maybe, just maybe they are seeing this huckster as the negative force to the centrist population he is.

  • @mzmoemission6256
    @mzmoemission6256 4 роки тому +219

    Didn’t TRUMP allegedly paid someone to take his SAT according to this cousin’s book. He should not have gone for that one.

    • @tjwilson1591
      @tjwilson1591 4 роки тому

      Actually, I heard about this last year on another site

    • @denimchicken6549
      @denimchicken6549 4 роки тому +10

      UH, NO.
      It is according to his niece's book. :P

    • @RachelAnneAmbrose
      @RachelAnneAmbrose 4 роки тому +17

      The only SAT that Trump can pass is the Stupid Ass Test🤣🤣

    • @usmale4915
      @usmale4915 4 роки тому

      I think that's what I also read somewhere on the internet. Absolutely disgusting, isn't it?

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 4 роки тому +4

      He should’ve gotten someone to take his cognitive test.

  • @j0n62x
    @j0n62x 4 роки тому +186

    I’m a nursing home nurse. He wouldn’t pass my cognitive test. 🤪

    • @chrism5281
      @chrism5281 4 роки тому +5

      Amen!

    • @elbarto7420
      @elbarto7420 4 роки тому

      Depends...

    • @jillgenrich1363
      @jillgenrich1363 4 роки тому +1

      PAS scale of 10 😂 the only reason why he would do one is so he can't be held liable for any of his f"*kups

  • @acidtortoise
    @acidtortoise 4 роки тому +28

    Anybody that can’t admit that they were wrong or made a mistake is a dangerous person

  • @peterbianco2326
    @peterbianco2326 4 роки тому +183

    He’s proud of his test result because it’s the only test he’s actually taken himself.

  • @sandrahurt2680
    @sandrahurt2680 4 роки тому +182

    My 88 yr. old Mother that has Parkinson's Disease aced this cognitive test! He is unbelievable

    • @alexanderburawa9307
      @alexanderburawa9307 4 роки тому +3

      Ahhh. Don't let trump know that you think he's unbelievable. He'll take it as a compliment. His ego is already over-inflated and his arm is looking to deliver another pat. Don't let that happen! 8-)'

  • @watchtyme
    @watchtyme 4 роки тому +73

    "I took it at Walter Reed, and the Doctors, and they were very surprised."
    "That's an unbelievable thing, rarely does anybody do what you just did."
    Really, Crazy Pants?!
    Kindergartners take this test every day, and they pass this test, but they don't go around bragging that they "Aced" it, let alone prove the inability to lead that YOU do!

    • @lennartdelarambelje1154
      @lennartdelarambelje1154 4 роки тому +14

      Gheheh, this is almost LITERALLY that Trump meme where he says “I don’t mean to brag, but I finished this puzzle in 2 weeks, but on the box it says 3 years”😂

    • @robertsmith9076
      @robertsmith9076 4 роки тому +2

      Rarely does anyone do what you just did " He cacked his pants .

    • @watchtyme
      @watchtyme 4 роки тому +1

      @@lennartdelarambelje1154 🤣

    • @watchtyme
      @watchtyme 4 роки тому +1

      @@robertsmith9076 🤣

  • @Eiksu719er
    @Eiksu719er 4 роки тому +54

    Remember, he may have taken a "cognitive" test..but he's still IMPEACHED!!!

    • @MetalMama-zb4wg
      @MetalMama-zb4wg 4 роки тому +4

      Anyone voting for an impeached president, hates America, and doesn't care about America's future!! Country BEFORE presidency!

    • @marydoty1388
      @marydoty1388 4 роки тому

      @vestiphobe ROFLMFAO

  • @thatsingerdiscussions7479
    @thatsingerdiscussions7479 4 роки тому +139

    You can literally tell when trump is lying like when he said they was like “that’s unbelievable it’s very rare what you did” nobody said that to him stop it

    • @ksmith5325
      @ksmith5325 4 роки тому

      My favorite is I'm hearing things. Seems he doesn't understand he should know what's going on

    • @Oohmymymy
      @Oohmymymy 4 роки тому +6

      They probably said it's unbelievable that you're the president and that stupid.

    • @hellsplumber34
      @hellsplumber34 4 роки тому +6

      Hes a child, its like a parent encouraging a baby. "Omg you did it! What a big boy! You did a great job!"

    • @keithdavies150
      @keithdavies150 4 роки тому +6

      You can literally tell when Sump is lying as HIS LIPS MOVE AND GIBBERISH COMES OUT lmfao

    • @doggobork-bork5305
      @doggobork-bork5305 4 роки тому

      @@keithdavies150 yeah but the hair and fake tan, the dude actually lies without having to say a word.

  • @kidirob9375
    @kidirob9375 4 роки тому +92

    LOOK WHO'S TALKING WHILE PAYING SOMEONE TO WRITE HIS SAT EXAMS

    • @probablynotabigtoe9407
      @probablynotabigtoe9407 4 роки тому +2

      Trump was very excited when he got a perfect SAT score of 1000
      🤭

    • @xmiller7691
      @xmiller7691 4 роки тому +5

      Somewhere out there is someone who probably did a lot more for Trump than take one SAT exam. Someone who probably took ALL his exams after attending ALL his classes, leaving Trump free to concentrate on his rehabilitation from those painful bone spurs. Trump's ringer could have been there posing as Trump from the very 1st day, and Daddy had enough money to insure that any suspicious proctors or professors would be dealt with at an executive level to keep the academic fraud under wraps. For that reason, Trrump should be called The Shame of Wharton.

  • @JeanDage85
    @JeanDage85 4 роки тому +70

    I have never witnessed such accurate and consistent projection. Everything he's saying about Biden is what everyone is accusing Trump of.

  • @MrWildtangent
    @MrWildtangent 4 роки тому +54

    My father at 93 years of age, with dementia passes those these every time he goes to the doctor

    • @rumien1383
      @rumien1383 4 роки тому +1

      MrWildtangent ask him if he’s available in November. 👍🏻

  • @iandalziel7405
    @iandalziel7405 4 роки тому +43

    It's not just 'the radical left' who were asking 'is he all there?'
    He doesn't say he passed it - just that the doctors were amazed at his answers - I dread to think what he actually gave to them...

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 4 роки тому +5

      In Trump-world, the "radical left" is anyone that doesn't kowtow to him.

    • @gingerc4001
      @gingerc4001 4 роки тому +2

      @@simongiles9749 Exactly and it doesn't matter which side of the aisle you're on in the Capitol. The only person he really likes is himself! Such a narcissist.

  • @simonsobo4644
    @simonsobo4644 4 роки тому +36

    Did they give him a lollipop for doing so good!?!?

    • @terrijones7279
      @terrijones7279 4 роки тому

      That and Ivanka gave him a naked lap dance while her drooling idiotic husband and brothers looked on.

    • @oxymoron296
      @oxymoron296 4 роки тому

      @@terrijones7279 Sounds right.

  • @derworfnet
    @derworfnet 4 роки тому +247

    "The Ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
    - Qui-Gon Jin

    • @Nameless_mixes
      @Nameless_mixes 4 роки тому +26

      “Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t you think?”
      -The Scarecrow from The Wizard Of Oz

    • @helmsdeep84
      @helmsdeep84 4 роки тому +9

      “....but I have a long tongue!” - Jar Jar Binks

    • @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234
      @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234 4 роки тому +7

      Trump’s ability to speak leaves a lot to be desired also.

    • @boxingexpert5427
      @boxingexpert5427 4 роки тому +1

      They were surprised of what I did, they said and I quote( I had never seen anyone in my entire career do that) maybe Joey should take the same test.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 4 роки тому +3

      @@Nameless_mixes Beat me to it.
      Between the (genius) Scarecrow, and "the man behind the curtain" con man wizard, I find myself quoting Wizard of Oz a lot these last 3 yrs.
      Mitch McConnell & Lyndsey Graham are definitely flying monkeys in the analogy.

  • @bernhardlorenz
    @bernhardlorenz 4 роки тому +65

    When TRUMP says: "He does not know what is going on" he is just againg projecting his own weekness to others, as he does all the time.

  • @ryokinor6223
    @ryokinor6223 4 роки тому +122

    " I did good. I knew what a humpy horsey looks like. They gave me Jell-o and juice."
    -Trump

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 4 роки тому +7

      His test was to answer all questions asked in an episode of Dora the Explorer. Not necessarily correctly. He just had to answer

    • @cherylleech785
      @cherylleech785 4 роки тому +3

      CTFU!

    • @wendyarenz3429
      @wendyarenz3429 4 роки тому +1

      @Ryoki Nor.....or better yet: “ I did BIGLY on my test....I passed BIGLY!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @natalieharless1715
      @natalieharless1715 4 роки тому

      😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😆

    • @thickcat2
      @thickcat2 4 роки тому

      MELANIA!!!! Don-don go pee pee in trousers......

  • @PatrickPaul1203
    @PatrickPaul1203 4 роки тому +243

    Trump takes a sharpie and scribbles his name all over the test.
    Doctor “wow, I’ve never seen that before”

    • @rubymunoz51
      @rubymunoz51 4 роки тому +9

      This I like alot!

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 4 роки тому +7

      D^^^^^^^^^^p.....look how well my hanwriting is..only a genius

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому +5

      You know Trump grabbed his trusty Sharpie and wrote "A+" on the top of the test, and it's now hanging on Papa Putin's refrigerator. 👍

    • @darciefromnv2md
      @darciefromnv2md 4 роки тому +3

      Like when you color with crayons on walls... oh wait he uses sharpies.

    • @lennartdelarambelje1154
      @lennartdelarambelje1154 4 роки тому +3

      D’you mean he can write his own name?😳

  • @cielleighton
    @cielleighton 4 роки тому +29

    When one feels compelled to say, "I proved I was all there", it's time to go home.

  • @imisstoronto3121
    @imisstoronto3121 4 роки тому +49

    I'm surprised they didn't give him a lollipop and a sticker!!

    • @sandimedeiros7395
      @sandimedeiros7395 4 роки тому +2

      LMAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂👍 bravo 👏 my friend ❤️

    • @hectortellez4251
      @hectortellez4251 4 роки тому +3

      He got a chiquita banana sticker and stuck it on his forehead!

    • @OfficialWizzop
      @OfficialWizzop 4 роки тому +3

      Hector Tellez 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just like my son when he was 3.

    • @RWildekrav66
      @RWildekrav66 4 роки тому

      They did , he stuck the lollipop on his head and ate the sticker ! What a stable genious

    • @chrissygeorge4161
      @chrissygeorge4161 4 роки тому

      They did🤭

  • @BSDShoes
    @BSDShoes 4 роки тому +69

    The way he talked about taking the test, he was fumbling with his words- that's a liar's trait.

    • @missingcasey
      @missingcasey 4 роки тому +1

      Pigs Can Fly Which he do you mean?

    • @potr6461
      @potr6461 4 роки тому +2

      because he realised half way through that he may be leaking details of his "early presidential physical" at walter reed

    • @denimchicken6549
      @denimchicken6549 4 роки тому +1

      "...and the doctors, many of them in tears, and these are very strong men and women, mind you, some of them the strongest doctors anybody has ever heard of, they said, 'Sir, nobody gets dementia-indicator test results like you have. Very big, beautiful numbers, sir,' they said, and then they all clapped for me, and my dad was so proud, and everybody said they loved me, and that I'm handsome and, really, very stable." - DJT, probably

    • @usmale4915
      @usmale4915 4 роки тому

      @@denimchicken6549 Very good and possibly closer to the truth than anyone realizes.

  • @banyantree8618
    @banyantree8618 4 роки тому +25

    As your Mark Twain said: “It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”

  • @hlk5887
    @hlk5887 4 роки тому +92

    This test he's talking about is a very simple test. Questions like, do you know where you are, what animal do you see on the screen etc. So when doctors say they were surprised at how he did that's actually kinda funny! Bragging about it makes it even more funny lol.

    • @ytucharliesierra
      @ytucharliesierra 4 роки тому +5

      What Trumps thinks was awe from the doctors was in fact total schock: When they told him he had passed, he sung a fanfare of victory because he thought he had just aced a presidential-level IQ test.

    • @mbg3871
      @mbg3871 4 роки тому +2

      It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad!!

    • @warriordragonify
      @warriordragonify 4 роки тому

      They didn't say it.

  • @marklasota4379
    @marklasota4379 4 роки тому +80

    He totally makes himself look so dumb and he don’t even know it wow and this is our president

  • @bieassialaw6832
    @bieassialaw6832 4 роки тому +25

    That was no accident! He’s *ALWAYS* embarrassing himself ....

  • @ICantThinkOfANameB
    @ICantThinkOfANameB 4 роки тому +52

    "The doctors were amazed I aced it."
    Them and the rest of the world.

  • @notthatyouasked6656
    @notthatyouasked6656 4 роки тому +124

    He'll release his medical and cognitive records as soon as they're not being audited anymore.
    Oh, wait...

    • @itech3639
      @itech3639 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eleanorpitt
      @eleanorpitt 4 роки тому +2

      LOL 😂

    • @eleanorpitt
      @eleanorpitt 4 роки тому +1

      Trump PROJECTING !!!!

    • @eleanorpitt
      @eleanorpitt 4 роки тому

      That test given to trump was probably for a 2nd grader

    • @denimchicken6549
      @denimchicken6549 4 роки тому +1

      @@eleanorpitt Honestly, to make sure his cognitive abilities haven't regressed to that point; yeah, pretty much. It's like bragging about being tested for multiple STIs and STDs. The fact you had to be tested at all is a bit... telling.

  • @scottnielson5290
    @scottnielson5290 4 роки тому

    I'm a Canadian and my heart breaks for the situation you guys are in. I absolutely love these breakdowns amd your podcast is on point. Keep it up only 4 months to go and ypur country has the ability under competent leadership and common sense that it can be turned around. Good luck stay sane and safe Brian.

  • @Det.DrCowboyNinjaCyborgSamurai
    @Det.DrCowboyNinjaCyborgSamurai 4 роки тому +100

    Nothing quite says “I’m a genius” like incoherent rambling lol

  • @OmegaWeaponX2
    @OmegaWeaponX2 4 роки тому +162

    He embarrasses himself every single time he goes on TV.

    • @bailodescalza
      @bailodescalza 4 роки тому +14

      ...and on Twitter, Facebook, press and so on🤦

    • @lynnca1972
      @lynnca1972 4 роки тому +13

      Plus any time he opens his mouth

    • @honda2363
      @honda2363 4 роки тому +2

      OmegaWeaponX2 His reflection gets embarrassed when he talks in the mirror!

    • @zonasound
      @zonasound 4 роки тому +3

      yep, Biden may not need to speak, Trump beats himself into the ground everytime he speaks, tweets..

    • @nickleighton6878
      @nickleighton6878 4 роки тому

      He embarrasses YOU

  • @andreaali-boulding85
    @andreaali-boulding85 4 роки тому

    I love this guy!!!😆He tells it like it REALLY is!!! Thanks Bryan!!!💯

  • @yenguyandfriends
    @yenguyandfriends 4 роки тому +304

    Imagine that, a narcissist that can't even brag about himself without being an embarrassment

    • @val-wr4je
      @val-wr4je 4 роки тому +2

      Yenguy and friends to him he’s shocked he does well in any tests LOL

    • @NeatNoodle
      @NeatNoodle 4 роки тому +4

      No need to imagine, unfortunately.

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger 4 роки тому +104

    The doctors were surprised that he didnt try to eat the test.

    • @lydialillico7596
      @lydialillico7596 4 роки тому +1

      😄

    • @senaithagos1861
      @senaithagos1861 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @tad001
      @tad001 4 роки тому +8

      I am willing to guess, that he will sue anyone who asks for the actual results from the test.

    • @robertmelvin5203
      @robertmelvin5203 4 роки тому +3

      The doctors were also surprised that Trump didn't ask for crayons and where was the "Get out of the Maze" puzzle?

    • @gus4u2c
      @gus4u2c 4 роки тому +2

      LOL! 😂

  • @denisedenise2231
    @denisedenise2231 4 роки тому +22

    “Accidentally”...😂😂😂
    I can’t wait for him to be gone.

  • @Iyamdisgustipated
    @Iyamdisgustipated 4 роки тому +135

    The Doctor's were amazed because he has the IQ of a 4 year old😝🤪

    • @dawndonivan3089
      @dawndonivan3089 4 роки тому +7

      They werent expecting it to be that high!!!

    • @davidcopson5800
      @davidcopson5800 4 роки тому +4

      I doubt he's even got that.

    • @Nameless_mixes
      @Nameless_mixes 4 роки тому +6

      I know 4 year olds smarter than him... 🤦‍♂️

    • @MrTarmonbarry
      @MrTarmonbarry 4 роки тому +2

      Thats an insult to 4 year olds

    • @ScottForrest420
      @ScottForrest420 4 роки тому

      The first human being EVER to get a NEGATIVE score on his cognitive test. And because his brain only has three thoughts: money, sex, and golf. His Doctor told him he no one had ever scored so low and presented it in terms that even the Orange Puss Lord could understand - twenty under par (par = 10 = can feed themselves). "No one has ever scored lower. They say it's never been done. Never."

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 4 роки тому +26

    The reason we can be absolutely certain that it's a lie is that if it was true he'd be making a great public display of the test certificate.

  • @LupusNoir
    @LupusNoir 4 роки тому +65

    Projection. That's all Trump does.

  • @michaelmarceau4863
    @michaelmarceau4863 4 роки тому +51

    "Doctors said nobody identified a lion better than me. I colored outside the lines, but that had nothing to do with me being the best lion indentifierer! My wife, melanoma, put the test on the fridge next to the pictures of Don Jr who she said I knew.

    • @marilynclarke6092
      @marilynclarke6092 4 роки тому +3

      Michael Marceau, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it, your comment had me crying, 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @oleeoleeoo2610
      @oleeoleeoo2610 4 роки тому

      @@marilynclarke6092 I'm with you. LMAO. 😃😃😃😃😅 great laugh in an otherwise scary time.

  • @kellycollier9246
    @kellycollier9246 4 роки тому +46

    doctors
    "mr president please do not eat the crayons "
    trump
    "my favorite food is purple, my favorite color are hamburgers "

    • @pablobilbao1204
      @pablobilbao1204 4 роки тому +8

      hamberders and covfefe

    • @Dj-ps9ex
      @Dj-ps9ex 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂trump is a damn idiot

  • @jimwilliams6747
    @jimwilliams6747 4 роки тому +39

    He's passed a cognitive test. Yay.
    But he has failed in his responsibility for being president of the United States.

  • @tcstarz4248
    @tcstarz4248 4 роки тому +39

    Lmbo!!, OMG how much longer are we going to listen at his BS, damn Nov can't get here fast enough!!

  • @occamsrayzor
    @occamsrayzor 4 роки тому +65

    Of course he's a crazy old man. He's been shouting at young people on his lawn for the past three years.

    • @rascallyrabbit8548
      @rascallyrabbit8548 4 роки тому +2

      and shaking his fist at the air on the lawn of the white house

  • @StationOnLife
    @StationOnLife 4 роки тому +410

    If the test were for “stupidity - ignorance - arrogance - spoils brats”, Trump would’ve aced those too.

    • @allaces9417
      @allaces9417 4 роки тому +12

      That's the test he took. His dumb ass isn't fooling anyone.

    • @phantommensa
      @phantommensa 4 роки тому +7

      Maybe the first debate should include a standard cognitive test in front of the whole country.
      Just tell Trumpty Dumpty it would be a ratings blockbuster and he'd be there.
      #TRAITORTRUMP.
      #VOTEBLUE2020

    • @John-ye9xc
      @John-ye9xc 4 роки тому +14

      Trump aced tests for draft dodging, bankruptcy, fraud, bigotry and racism.

    • @rossmelanson6999
      @rossmelanson6999 4 роки тому

      Best President ever!!!!!

    • @whnook
      @whnook 4 роки тому +8

      @@rossmelanson6999 So you failed the cognitive test.

  • @michaelmccoy1794
    @michaelmccoy1794 4 роки тому +31

    Something said by somebody who "Escaped from a nursing home.. "
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    You're fricking killing me, Brian!
    I love what you do, man. You are such an asset! A treasure!

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 4 роки тому +8

    He can't be embarrassed. He never even knows when he's wrong. His minions never tell him. They hold on every single word he speaks like crack.

  • @Burningdaylighter
    @Burningdaylighter 4 роки тому +44

    “Rarely anybody do what you just did” it’s not possible that EVERYONE who talks to him says “nobody has ever done” “rarely anybody has ever done” “nobody has ever thought” people don’t talk like that!!! Professionals do not talk like that.

  • @buggerlugz6753
    @buggerlugz6753 4 роки тому +68

    Maybe he's realised his failing mental health may just save him from prison when he loses in November?

    • @canadianperspective3731
      @canadianperspective3731 4 роки тому +5

      Buggerlugz Good point. I have suspected he has been laying the groundwork for that defence as a plan B.

    • @curbmassa
      @curbmassa 4 роки тому +4

      His failing mental health is his prison.

    • @marydoty1388
      @marydoty1388 4 роки тому +1

      @@curbmassa ..I don't think you can have "failing mental health" if you were crazy from the start!

    • @jaenin6572
      @jaenin6572 4 роки тому +1

      @@curbmassa This is according to his niece, Mary, Donald Trump "dismissed and derided" his own father when he started succumbing to Alzheimer's in the 1990s.
      It's so good to see Karma in action.

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 4 роки тому

      @@jaenin6572 Really?
      I honestly didn't think he could be even more of a scumbag, but wow.

  • @mm6461
    @mm6461 4 роки тому +41

    He probably had someone else take the test.

  • @nathanmckenzie904
    @nathanmckenzie904 4 роки тому +33

    I passed a pre-demensia test! Yay

  • @jefftorres9334
    @jefftorres9334 4 роки тому

    I was talking about the Daily Wire that showed up. Didn't know it was an ad. I thought it was his podcast. Definitely like Brian Tyler Cohen.

  • @tedzeiller2711
    @tedzeiller2711 4 роки тому +74

    That's literally the toughest test he has EVER passed

    • @alexanderburawa9307
      @alexanderburawa9307 4 роки тому +4

      IF he passed. We have only his word that he passed.

    • @cherylb6755
      @cherylb6755 4 роки тому

      Ted Zeiller~ Or did you mean “EVER taken” since he pays others to take his tests for him?

    • @ivo4357
      @ivo4357 4 роки тому +2

      they had to tell him 6 times it was a test, he thought it was a coloring book with all the animals, and was mad because they don't allow him to hold a pencil in his hands, he may well stick it in his eyes.

  • @larrygarland3728
    @larrygarland3728 4 роки тому +97

    Trump: "I try to think, but nothing happens!"
    (quote from Curly.)

    • @georgepope4924
      @georgepope4924 4 роки тому +1

      SO TRUE.

    • @arthurr7866
      @arthurr7866 4 роки тому +2

      " I'm positive on the negative, but I'm a little negative on the positive!"

  • @JoyMarcusSTL
    @JoyMarcusSTL 4 роки тому

    Outstanding. Thank you Brian and company.

  • @harryjohnson5928
    @harryjohnson5928 4 роки тому +31

    Cognitive test has questions like this:
    What's your name
    Where are you
    When's your birthday
    Whose the president The most disgusting person in the world is acceptable
    How old are you
    When they said he did great what they were referring to is he didn't lie.

  • @Groffili
    @Groffili 4 роки тому +42

    Police check: "Would you please take this alcohol test?"
    D.J.T. takes the test.
    Police officer: "Wow, we are surprised. No alcohol in your breath. Never have we seen anyone do what you did here. How in the world can anyone drive in zigzags like you did while completely sober?"

  • @reelmermaid8844
    @reelmermaid8844 4 роки тому

    Because......projection...…. Love this. Keep up the great work BTC!

  • @amream10
    @amream10 4 роки тому +33

    Imagine if trump could harness the energy he has for spewing lies in seconds and instead apply energy to actually running/helping America.

  • @anthonygladden6740
    @anthonygladden6740 4 роки тому +49

    ANOTHER LIE, HE'S MAKING THIS UP AS HE GOES ALONG!

    •  4 роки тому

      His choice terminology sure sounds like he is. “The doctors said they’ve never seen anything like it” 😆🤣🤣
      He says that every time he congratulates himself.
      No doctor would ever say that. 😆

  • @matthewnorris4266
    @matthewnorris4266 4 роки тому

    Thank you BTC, appreciate your hard work. ✌🏻

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 4 роки тому +18

    Makes me question why he had a cognitive test done to begin with 🤔

    • @judybritt6288
      @judybritt6288 4 роки тому +1

      Drs. order cognitive tests when there is a medical reason (ex: person who had a stroke).

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 4 роки тому

      Here's a tip.
      Just because Trump said it doesn't make it true.
      I am actually saying that I doubt trump actually took or passed a cognitive test.

  • @mattkemerait
    @mattkemerait 4 роки тому +36

    He's so proud of "acing" a diagnostic tool that a 8 year old would pass. He thinks it was a scholarly achievement FML.

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 4 роки тому +4

      Because he has no idea what a real scholarly achievement looks like.

    • @Oohmymymy
      @Oohmymymy 4 роки тому +3

      He should be proud that was hard for him.

    • @jonathanspivey9906
      @jonathanspivey9906 4 роки тому +1

      Some of my kindergarten students could have done those three questions

  • @elainearchibald9020
    @elainearchibald9020 4 роки тому

    Thank you Brian! Btw, your podcast is excellent also!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 4 роки тому +12

    They were VERY surprised that he knew his name!!!!

  • @IronDino
    @IronDino 4 роки тому +60

    "Unbelieveable!" the doctor exclaimed, holding up the cognitive test, before nodding to the testee, "Rarely does anyone do what you just did." Kanzi the bonobo nodded enthusiastically, accepting his reward of a banana.

  • @lynnecheesman539
    @lynnecheesman539 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for keeping us all informed about the asshole in the Whitehouse. Keep up the great work

  • @Pljh1719
    @Pljh1719 4 роки тому +38

    One of my favorite statements from rump when he said he had higher TV rating than Abraham Lincoln. How interesting! TV rating in 1860?

    • @usmale4915
      @usmale4915 4 роки тому +1

      Well of course. After all, he was so proud about the American Revolution because the defended all the airports! What a "Jeannie Us" he is!

    • @alexanderburawa9307
      @alexanderburawa9307 4 роки тому

      Well, what's so strange about that? And stop makin' fun of the prez for sayin' our troops secured the airports durin' the civil war because they did. It's all in the hist'ry books if ya don't beleev me. Look it up in the chapter about genr'l izenhow'r.

    • @lollylolly8186
      @lollylolly8186 4 роки тому

      Patsy Hammitt Or 350 million people?

    • @lennartdelarambelje1154
      @lennartdelarambelje1154 4 роки тому

      One of the rarest occasions when Trump actually spoke the truth then?

    • @maureenlancaster1694
      @maureenlancaster1694 4 роки тому

      Alexander Burawa 🤣🤣🤣

  • @iainthomas5249
    @iainthomas5249 4 роки тому +147

    Has he ever NOT embarrassed himself?

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 4 роки тому +7

      I'll be generous and say possibly during his potty-training days. He may very well have done quite well with that~

    • @terrijones7279
      @terrijones7279 4 роки тому +4

      One word answer would be no

    • @edj1074
      @edj1074 4 роки тому +4

      embarrassing our country in the process

    • @marydoty1388
      @marydoty1388 4 роки тому +3

      @FatzBurger No sweetie he's a "walking botched abortion"!

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 4 роки тому +3

      @@marydoty1388 lmao. That's why they are soooo against abortions...... because they hope the few unwanted dumbasses will get through and become president and give them tax breaks

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 4 роки тому +12

    BAN DeVos schools? Like I needed more inducement to vote for Biden! (laughing in delight)

  • @angel8165
    @angel8165 4 роки тому +242

    "SHOW US OBAMAS BIRTH CERTIFICATE!"
    Dems: *gives it to them*
    "SHOW US HIS TAX RETURNS AND HIS COGNITIVE TESTS"
    Conservitards: Well you shouldn't focus on someone's past and you're hurting Trumps feelings...

    • @xend_er6975
      @xend_er6975 4 роки тому +8

      exactly 😂😂 theyre such hypocrites

    • @Lafever1883
      @Lafever1883 4 роки тому +7

      @Supernintendo Chalmers Yep that about sums up the top shelf thinking of the GOP.

    • @GrouchyMarx
      @GrouchyMarx 4 роки тому +2

      @Supernintendo Chalmers. Cons do have great oratory skills and moral habits.... ua-cam.com/video/GktxDZDes2o/v-deo.html

    • @Ronnie_Darko00
      @Ronnie_Darko00 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂he’s a fat lying baby

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 4 роки тому +1

      No kiddin! Geez!!!

  • @MooM718
    @MooM718 4 роки тому +19

    the tile says it all! Im rofl before seeing it.

  • @alfredobilduciajr9126
    @alfredobilduciajr9126 4 роки тому +12

    He paid a kindergartner to take that test...then made him sign a NDA

    • @piratedawggaming9404
      @piratedawggaming9404 4 роки тому +2

      You’re right. Lol. They need to follow the money. Find the check from the Trump corporation for $5 to Lil Katie. That’s if William Barr hasn’t covered it up.

    • @fgstech4857
      @fgstech4857 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @ydiop603
    @ydiop603 4 роки тому +18

    Yes , let's applaud a fish for swimming!!! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @ThoughtfulPotato
    @ThoughtfulPotato 4 роки тому +33

    Important: did he get his lollipop at the end of the test?
    Because if they didn't, he'd be right! No President has ever been treated so unfairly!

    • @akilasmith6063
      @akilasmith6063 4 роки тому +4

      Presidential harassment, don't ya know!

  •  4 роки тому

    Thank God Brain you're on the right side because you are brutal Sir ...love it

  • @DankBurrito420
    @DankBurrito420 4 роки тому +25

    His advisors had to tell him he was taking a cognitive test to get him into the hospital. In reality it was his pre-dementia test he aced 😂

  • @tuanseattle
    @tuanseattle 4 роки тому +51

    In big bang theory, Sheldon always say: I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. That was a joke from a TV show... now we see that in real life.

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 4 роки тому

      I just couldn't bring myself to vote for Sheldon for president.
      Bazinga!

  • @paulweston8408
    @paulweston8408 4 роки тому +4

    I just passed one of those a few months ago when I was rehabbing in a nursing home. They are not hard. I don't mean to make fun of anyone who is having mental issues but, a smart 5 year old can ace that test.

  • @janapinson8665
    @janapinson8665 4 роки тому +6

    VOTE FOR JOE! End this nightmare!! Thanks for this video Brian!

  • @Spanken
    @Spanken 4 роки тому +37

    “He dosnt know what he is talking about, he misunderstood the question” how can you know what someone else is thinking and interpreting is beyond me.. then again he is the smartest... he knows so much about (inter subject here) more than anyone I might add.. holy shit

    • @1017-y9x
      @1017-y9x 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty obvious they were talking about cognitive tests, only donald trump disabled ass would misinterpret it.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 роки тому +1

      @vestiphobe that's why I hate when people use Retarded as an insult. it is giving the chuckle fucks an excuse when the issue they have is willing ignorance.

    • @secondguess3128
      @secondguess3128 4 роки тому +1

      @@1017-y9x Biden said specifically he'd be willing to match "cognitive capability" with Trump . . . so is Trump getting ready to compare COVID-19 tests???

  • @ronniehicks3258
    @ronniehicks3258 4 роки тому +1

    I can't believe what I'm hearing.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 4 роки тому +31

    Someone who has to constantly prove or remind others of how smart he is, usually is not.

    • @canadianperspective3731
      @canadianperspective3731 4 роки тому +3

      Leonaza7 In my experience, the ones with genius level intelligence will actually deny being smarter. They will usually just say something like “I just try harder” or “the more I learn, the more I realize how much I don’t know.” The only people Trump fools are fools.

    • @ingebygstad9667
      @ingebygstad9667 4 роки тому

      @@canadianperspective3731 When you have to tell or explain to people you're smart or intelligent, you're probably not. Wise and smart people knows their limits, and how little they know compared to what there is to learn. Idiots brag about all the things they know, being clueless about their ignorance.

  • @TheDarrlelennis
    @TheDarrlelennis 4 роки тому +10

    It's always someone telling him that he did amazing

  • @dav0n
    @dav0n 4 роки тому +12

    He had me a Decriminalized marijuana! Biden for 2020! (I’m just kidding he had me at hello) 😍🥰🇺🇸BIDEN!🇺🇸🥰😍 make America SAFE again!

  • @denverlocal7397
    @denverlocal7397 4 роки тому +133

    I actually believe Trump when he says he was with the doctors and they “were surprised. They said rarely has anyone done what you just did, that’s an unbelievable thing” lol what kind of stupid shit was he doing ?

    • @jilllukas
      @jilllukas 4 роки тому +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 4 роки тому +6

      They were surprised because he flunked the test.

    • @gail9566
      @gail9566 4 роки тому +6

      Trump was surprised he did so well because someone else usually does tests for him.

    • @DeeMontezx1
      @DeeMontezx1 4 роки тому +2

      LOL!!

    • @tharris114
      @tharris114 4 роки тому +3

      @markmac I almost chocked! That's funny af! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @skiphoffenflaven8004
    @skiphoffenflaven8004 4 роки тому +6

    Oh my. This thing in the WH needs to be removed.

  • @Dueville7777
    @Dueville7777 4 роки тому +3

    "in front of doctors" I guess the janitorial staff was busy.