Honestly I've just never understood the people would play the game vanilla haha, without mod packs and texture packs, technic pack back in the day was a billion times better, space bases, reactors, airships, way better than chickens and crap, don't even get openblocks elevator and grave But this is definitely a way to make it fun haha
The Creeper knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Creeper from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
This is an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile Guidance system descryption. This description is restricted only to authorised personell. If you are not authorised, please notify the nearest FBI agent. Thank you for your cooperation.
Ferdinand von Faz "The Bear" of the Five Knights, not 20 seconds after the last embers of the dungeon's worn torches finally give way to the pitch black: 17:35
"You see, nighttime in this mode is one of the *SCARIEST* in the entire world. Zombies; Become MMA fighters. Skeletons; Now use AR-15s and Creepers; Become ICBM."
@he3004, the dragon moves, too fast, so it can't get a shot out quick enough, as it keeps the same cool down, and it just does it multiple times per end of cool down.
I love how far you've come as a creator , the editing never fails to make me laugh or at least entertain, the music is spot on , the Pokémon music to the TF2 music , chefs kiss mwah. keep up the good work my dude!
@@fireswordyoutuberHe did it abusing respawn in the end so he had a chance to even build a bridge to the main end island. Martin’s run is a pseudo hardcore
Byxxium: "They call me the Return to Sender. ........It ever really caught on" A frog and a sheep can testify that he lived up to that title in the end.
Imagine this from the mobs' POV. You go to consume a couple of human survivors and they're moving in slow motion, screaming and walking away at 1 mile per day. Creeper goes to explode at them and they don't even react until it's already detonated. Skeleton spears them with 5 arrows before they even realize they're under attack. You take a bite and they just stand there for several seconds before turning around over the course of 20 seconds and letting out the world's slowest scream of utter terror.
Ok this vid had me DYING multiple times lmao. This is terrifying tho, creepers are already a menace already when they get the drop on you, but having them not only be super fast but fricken instant explosion is nightmare.
10:42 Minecraft only crashed. I was so waiting for Martin's comp to go Tsar Bomba at that point. I guess there'll be something else to live for in time. ........................sigh.................................
Some of these mass mob movements when they were just fucking around made me realize that they don't move too differently from some old strategy games. They always end up in a single line if you don't command them to formation up every now and then 10:20 This is an electrostatic generator. Hook that sheep up with some wires and you can power a few buildings
"can you beat minecraft at 100x speed?"
"no, lol, we set it to 4x"
truly, Martin is youtube's least clickbaiting creator.
Didn't even notice that, as I have dearrow and the title for me was "Attempting to Beat Minecraft with 4x Tick Speed".
Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. ua-cam.com/video/g63Sgg3zj-c/v-deo.html
@@interlamer7480 Oh thats cool, whoever does the titles for dearrow was really fast since this vid dropped 5 hours ago.
@@milgos5269Anyone can set a title so If a dearrow user sees the video, they can change it whenever they heard Martin say it was 4x
@@milgos5269 It's crowd sourced. One of the other people who have the extension installed has watched the video before me and contributed that title.
Even martin havin his yearly 2-week minecraft phase
The yearly 2 week Minecraft phase is SO REAL
this is real.
@kittyplayz8399 it isn't. I started mine 3 months ago. Still playing
@@GikamesShadowthat's an addiction now
Honestly I've just never understood the people would play the game vanilla haha, without mod packs and texture packs, technic pack back in the day was a billion times better, space bases, reactors, airships, way better than chickens and crap, don't even get openblocks elevator and grave
But this is definitely a way to make it fun haha
Pig with carrot on a stick would probably retain the 4x speed. Since its moving on its own.
Smort
@@Frogman920
Translating this to English.
*Smeared*
@@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter Ah, the wonders of UA-cam translate…
@@Frogman920 S M E A R E D
very late reply but I tested it and it doesn't actually work
"i'm a real g you see that i'm a fuckin ga"-
**proceeds to be disassembled**
this is how pochita dies in csm chapter 274
@@vhyez bro wtf
Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. ua-cam.com/video/g63Sgg3zj-c/v-deo.html
@@vhyez Why are you trying to compete with JJK readers in terms of spoilers?
Go back to your degenerate corner
@@pinetreesquad2375 no way i got spoiled by a UA-cam COMMENT
Mart finally did it. Finland is no longer waiting.
Why are all the men in Finland femboys or drunks?, I’ve never met a single finish man whose anything other than those two
We are waiting mart
We are waiting mart
Just let the poor guy have a life :(
I am waiting mart
"woe upon you, ghast"
*gets fucking obliterated*
10:10
AAAAAAAHHHHH
*Vanishes in 2.2 seconds.*
Stop saying those words
the way he says it makes it sound like a spell 🤣
@@farisrashed1108Who?
The Creeper knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Creeper from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
What
This is an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile Guidance system descryption. This description is restricted only to authorised personell. If you are not authorised, please notify the nearest FBI agent. Thank you for your cooperation.
@@AndOK-qy2tv uncultured swine
@@iknowurip8151 this is a for an AAM lol
@@AndOK-qy2tvThe creeper is the missile
Love the challenge going from surviving 100x speed in hardcore to 4x speed in survival within 1 minute
its still hardcore, but ye 4x speed lol
At least he told us it was impossible.
Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. ua-cam.com/video/g63Sgg3zj-c/v-deo.html
@@izzy-wt9srYeah, just not UHC
he could have just beat minecraft in 100x speed just as survival, it wouldnt ruin the so much premiese as just at 4x speed
lmao
0:28 accurate polar bear contact with humans
Michael ''Mike'' Schmidt: “oh boy I sure do hope I survive this night!”
Fredrick fazberinfton III: 17:09
FR?
Ferdinand von Faz "The Bear" of the Five Knights, not 20 seconds after the last embers of the dungeon's worn torches finally give way to the pitch black: 17:35
15:15 "they call me the return to sender" lmao
this man skipped so mf far
mf its been 3 MINUTES how tf are you at 15 minutes?
@@pokefantom8588 I watch videos on 1.5x speed lol
Hard asf
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The Player: doesn't sleep for one night.
The Phantoms: 9:37
3 nights*
Hahha your sooo funny wtfff mann haahaha 🫡
HAHAHAHA
MY CROPS!!!
7:42 fuckin dying the piglin jacked his shit, killed him, left, then returned for his boots🤣
The nether is actually just Detroit
@@Freelix2000 "Send him to DETROIT!"
@@sonzillamariocraftNO NO NOT DETROIT
CAN'T HAVE SHIT
“Fucking Piglin stole my J’s, can’t have shit in the Nether”
9:20 Me when the Pharaoh won't let my people go
nice reference 👍
Welp, guess I’ll send my sword, I’ll send the horde
Exodus
@@zyriantel9601 Thus saith the Lord indeed
There are so many iconic and quotable lines from this video alone. 8:15 has me dying "Yeah! Let's go for a swim! ..... AUH-"
or the one immediately after it, "oh wait, thats going to turn into a drowned-OOOOOOOOOOHH-*several hit sounds proceeded by death in a millisecond*"
i got black i got white what you want
Mart really looked at Minecraft and was like "HMMmmmm... this needs more jumpscares"
he most likely borrowed the idea from @rekrap2, who did it a little while ago.
Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. ua-cam.com/video/g63Sgg3zj-c/v-deo.html
@@KittyKazi don't care, this was legit more fun than rekrap's video. Like every other video Mart has.
"You see, nighttime in this mode is one of the *SCARIEST* in the entire world. Zombies; Become MMA fighters. Skeletons; Now use AR-15s and Creepers; Become ICBM."
Best quote ever, though.
7:22 ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE
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2:11 I cannot believe Mart said "I alone am responsible for the tragedies that occured in our beloved nation during 2001"
bro☠
martin xeno pants
Why? What happened in Australia during 2001?
Mart es australiano (?).
No todos los que hablan inglés son estadounidenses.
September 11 happened all around the globe, even in Australia. (A bit later tho than in most other places)
12:18 Azelia Banks Tree/ "I was at the 212"
18:25 "15 signs you're a figglebottom male"
That ghast fireball pov shot was peak 7:28
That’s what I’m saying, like how did he do that I need to know
@@dmhplays replay mod:D
@@FisTheDucc I did some research and that’s what I got. Makes sense. I do VR gaming and nothing like that even exists right now lol
hi
Pov: ghasts in bedrock
10:21 he ain’t recovering from that
i did
@@Jayplayzmaybe what
@@Heavy-weapons-guy-Tf2-t5n nothing
You thought I wouldn't notice you at 0 exp at 21:20 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
True very very true 🤔
I love how you two just decide to fuck around halfway through.
IMA NEED WHAT TIME IS 'AROUND HALFWAY THROUGH' HOMIE ONG
@@dragoncat91538:48
@@dragonicarts12 OH, FUCKING AROUND, mb mb
@@dragoncat9153the "around" is *integral* to the meaning of that sentence 😂
@@sammyjones8279 I plead the fifth your honour
8:07 The poor skeleton getting jumped by the 2 wolves XD
“THEY JUMPIN ME!”
5:43 "Imagine fentanyl here"
What..?
imagine fentanyl there, whats confusing?
0:28 lore accurate polar bear
Why some people see polar bears as favourite animals is... Beyond me.
@@azuredragonofnether5433 because they're huge teddy bears
The End fight is just the resurgence of "Fuck you, Waterfills your house." and I love it.
no idea how they survived dragons breath constantly inside the water and moving so slowly
@@he3004they have a good gaming chair
@he3004, the dragon moves, too fast, so it can't get a shot out quick enough, as it keeps the same cool down, and it just does it multiple times per end of cool down.
the energy between these two,martin should make videos with this guy more often
12:52 The hit-game ABOVE US?!
A B O V U S.
Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. ua-cam.com/video/g63Sgg3zj-c/v-deo.html
Man do I love the game "Abovus" and not the other game.
insane luck
r/angryupvote
"It's time for your prostate exam, sir."
The prostate exam: 10:17:
21:40 to be sure
Give me the answers to the prostate exam
"Creepers now become I.C.B.M.'s"
-martincitopants 2024
Thank god we finally left Finland and went back to Sweden
I'm so fed up with all 8 year old spamming "fInLaNd nEvEr fOrGeTs!!!111!" and similar *Very Original Jokes™*
Two comments bellow yours : "Finland calls Martin. You must answer"
@@Serhii_Diemientieiev I swear, those """people""" are the new "MomImFamous" """people"""
Bro let people protest@@Serhii_Diemientieiev
@@Serhii_DiemientieievBOAT
2:22 was the most genuine fearful ‘it’s getting dark’ I’ve ever heard lmao
i love that
*"Bravo Six, going dark."*
6:31 the lil smooch 🥰
10:01 Nobody yet talking about him about to summon Luigi
Lmao glad it wasn't just me who noticed
Wahoo!
6:01 "Someone someone really jorkin they bone rn" had me 💀
I love how far you've come as a creator , the editing never fails to make me laugh or at least entertain, the music is spot on , the Pokémon music to the TF2 music , chefs kiss mwah. keep up the good work my dude!
This Byxx dude seems cool and kissable even
yo man still waiting on the $20 you owe me lol im kinda running short and cant buy nappies for my kid
there was only martin and martin in this video this is all his imagination
Would
This Byxx guy seems kinda… nevermind…
Damn ikr haha hahaha if only I could get in his DMs haha ha like I'd love to get his number hahahahaha
7:12 the black and white elite four ost went so hard here
Music choices were perfect, Hades The Painful Way was a fantastic song against the dragon
0:13 too slow
dawg thats a fucking CIWS tf u mean too slow😨
Fr
“Imagine murdering an old person here” 💀
Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. ua-cam.com/video/g63Sgg3zj-c/v-deo.html
"Can You Beat Minecraft At 100x Speed?"
_Proceeds to beat Minecraft at 4x speed_
Lol he just showed it in the first minutes and said it was impossible
@@a.s.raiyan2003-4 rekrap did it
@@fireswordyoutuberHe did it abusing respawn in the end so he had a chance to even build a bridge to the main end island.
Martin’s run is a pseudo hardcore
He didn't say he DID beat Minecraft at 100x speed. He posed the question if it was possible, then immediately answered it: Absolutely the hell not.
@@ScareSansOk, so you click a video about beating Minecraft at 100x speed expecting the video to be about beating Minecraft at 4x speed
19:33 I was like “Wait, why is this music so fire- OH IT’S THE HADES SOUNDTRACK!” Perfect song choice!
Martin, the whole section of you screwing around for two hours is the kind of content I subbed for, this is exactly what I wanted and I thank you.
10:54 he sounds like solid snake screaming
_GAME OVER_
Snake!? SNAAAAAAKE!!!
I been looking for the sound effect at 0:03,
The funny fast talking guy.
Anyone know what it's called?
The sound is a spanish loquendo voice called Carlos
@@facundoperez5281thx's
The first time I watched this video that almost gave me a heart attack
10:25 poor sheep
"poor"
Bro is having the time of his life
0:13 if skeletons were given machine guns
Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. ua-cam.com/video/g63Sgg3zj-c/v-deo.html
Skeletons on Java: 😐
On bedrock: ☠️
Bro lived in the hood to shoot like that
Skeleton sees player: BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRT
I didn't realize that skeleton was German because they shot that thing like an mg42
2:06 does anyone know what shaders hes using cause holy jesus
I like how its just Made In Heaven but without universe resets
Exactly
21:37 ...true friends they are...
Pan
Getting ass fucked ? 21:41
4:31 when you ask someone to see a picture of Michael Jackson
The Painful Way from Hades was the most appropriately titled piece of music to use for that dragon fight...and just this run in general.
5:30
"You know what that means"
FISH????
"Nether Time"
GOD DAMNI-
The absolute best way to watch this is at 2x speed, you can see the action so much more clearly
Byxxium: "They call me the Return to Sender. ........It ever really caught on"
A frog and a sheep can testify that he lived up to that title in the end.
17:26 Mart's using Sodium and Iris like he should. W honestly
He knows how to mod Minecraft it’s not that hard
@@EpicevanXD That's not the point. A lot of youtubers still use Optifine despite actually gaining next to no performance
14:34 best sound right here
the factory must grow
Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. ua-cam.com/video/g63Sgg3zj-c/v-deo.html
It must grow.
THE F A C T O R Y CALLS YOUR NAME MARTIN ANSWER IT
5:35 fish
THE SLEEPER AGENT IN SIDE OF ME IS MAKING ME GO CRAZY
CAN'T Escape Brainrot maded by Stanley
🐟
Eggsactly
5:44 Vancouver in a nutshell
i LOVE your music choices in this video, i was not expecting to hear undertale, club penguin, pokemon, AND sonic music all in one video!!
IKR?! Even Hades music for the Ender Dragon fight! This dude's taste in music is based as fuck
What song is it for the dragon fight?
@@jacobstrickland3249 The Painful Way from Hades, second half is what's in the video but the whole song is so fire it was forged in Hell
@@justseffstuff3308 It was from HADES?! I knew I remembered it from somewhere, but I just couldn't figure out what it was
Anyone know what music that is at 7:17?
17:35 that shit scared the fuck outta me
Imagine this from the mobs' POV. You go to consume a couple of human survivors and they're moving in slow motion, screaming and walking away at 1 mile per day. Creeper goes to explode at them and they don't even react until it's already detonated. Skeleton spears them with 5 arrows before they even realize they're under attack. You take a bite and they just stand there for several seconds before turning around over the course of 20 seconds and letting out the world's slowest scream of utter terror.
5:35 Because my Humor is broken, the first what came into my Mind : FISH !
13:07 yes, yes I do.
what
I dont need the mars bars to replicate it
10:11 “Woe upon you, Ghast.” *Fckin dies.*
That sheep fucking machine done turned to a particle accelerator, the sun just whizzing around the world was truly a cherry on top
1:07 **makes your soldiers join my team**
Narwini
is that age of empires reference?
@@ABoxIsMyHome you bet it is
@@B5OD yay
Ok this vid had me DYING multiple times lmao. This is terrifying tho, creepers are already a menace already when they get the drop on you, but having them not only be super fast but fricken instant explosion is nightmare.
A fun fact is that they're actually already programmed to immediately explode if they can survive a fall onto or near enough to cause you damage
"Oh look," he says while hovering over a disc, "...a saddle" 💀
The out of context edits are hilarious though
***Thinking of the funniest joke ever***
"Can I straddle you?"
The Text: Man I don wanna do dis no mo...
14:16 Gambling moment
Accurate and how the fuck did I get this right as it happened
The factory is waiting, mr mart.
It needs to grow.
It. Must. Grow.
4:02 Straddlenheimer
We really should "saddle" things up
This is objectively the most hilarious gaming channel.
2:10
Exactly at this moment my Bluetooth headphones said "Please, charge" to me LOL😂
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
10:42 Minecraft only crashed. I was so waiting for Martin's comp to go Tsar Bomba at that point. I guess there'll be something else to live for in time. ........................sigh.................................
“MADE IN HEAVEN DA”
-Pucci playing in martin server
7:45 piglin making martin bite the curb 4k
2:55 average minecraft player: meh, just a saddle
martin:
8:51 in other words 4 minutes and 11 seconds Hakari is effectively immortal
9:20 They really brought the Storm King boss fight out of DS and thought we wouldn't notice.
"Minecraft but we're under the effects of Made In Heaven."
Bro I just found your videos and you are legitimately the funniest mc youtuber rn
10:30 FIFTEEN THOUSAND?!
MY PEE-S-CEE-!!!
21:02 I was expecting another Skyblock series to start after that dragon launch. Maybe next time.
Me too
Honestly surprised nobody is talking about how clutch of a water bucket moment that was. It could've all ended right there 😅
Would not mind at all if we saw more of your friend in this video, you guys have terrific comedic chemistry
8:45 WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
totemmachine son!
Perfect, another great addition to my ambient noise collection for sleep.
Those Ghastlingguns are extremely dangerous
The kill cam from the Ghast made me laugh 😂that was the best part
I was searching for the song ya used at 12:25 for like 2 years now. Thank God finally someone shitposts about it so I can listen to it again lol
Some of these mass mob movements when they were just fucking around made me realize that they don't move too differently from some old strategy games. They always end up in a single line if you don't command them to formation up every now and then
10:20 This is an electrostatic generator. Hook that sheep up with some wires and you can power a few buildings
The Factory must grow, mart. Andrew Yang demands it.
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honse slow :(
Real
juan is tired
Honse :/
Ok but this is the most underrated martincitopants video, so chill
Zoomer frog zooming through Minecraft killing 4 villagers in process, more at 4
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That zombie activated his superpowers: 8:20